Level1 News August 17 2018 - Squatch and Sensibility

The Art of Drunkenness: A Monologue on Monster Erotica and Wine Consumption

As we sit here, surrounded by the trappings of our adult lives, I find myself pondering the mysteries of monster erotica. What is it about these tales of beasts and mythological creatures that captivates us? Is it the thrill of exploring the unknown, or perhaps the comfort of indulging in a world that is at once familiar and yet utterly alien?

I must confess, I have always been drawn to this genre. There's something about the idea of surrendering oneself to the primal forces of nature that speaks to me on a deep level. And so, when I stumbled upon an Amazon review for monster erotica, I felt compelled to share my thoughts with the world. But as I delved deeper into the world of these tales, I began to realize that there was more at play than mere entertainment.

The reviewer's musings on the very concept of monster erotica were both fascinating and unsettling. They pondered the notion that this genre is not just a form of escapism, but also a way of exploring the darker aspects of human nature. And so, I found myself drawn into a world of wonder and curiosity, where the boundaries between reality and fantasy are blurred.

But as we meander through this realm of myth and legend, it's hard not to notice the parallels between monster erotica and our own lives. We find ourselves drawn to the same things – the thrill of adventure, the comfort of familiarity, and the desire for connection with others. And so, I ask you: what is it about monster erotica that speaks to us on such a deep level?

Is it the fact that we're all monsters in some way? That we all have within us a primal urge that cannot be tamed? Or perhaps it's simply our innate desire for excitement and exploration? Whatever the reason, I believe that monster erotica offers us a unique window into the human condition.

And so, as we journey through this realm of wonder and curiosity, let us not forget to appreciate the little things in life. The bottle with a little "V" logo, the tiny bottle that's designed to sit upright, like a miniature monument to our own indulgences. And when we finally finish our bottle, let us take a moment to appreciate the simple joys of drinking alone – the thrill of watching a news broadcast, the pleasure of savoring each sip.

But I digress. As we continue on this journey through the world of monster erotica, let us not forget to appreciate the power of community and connection. The patrons who support our endeavors with their generous donations – they are the true heroes of this realm. Without them, we would be nothing more than a pair of drunken fools, lost in the wilderness of our own making.

And so, as we watch the patrons' comments roll in, let us take a moment to appreciate their love and support. For it is through their kindness and generosity that we are able to create this strange and wondrous world of ours. A world that is at once bizarre and beautiful, full of monsters and mythological creatures, but also full of heart and soul.

As I look out at the sea of faces, each one a unique and fascinating individual, I am struck by the realization that we are all in this together. We are all part of some larger whole, connected by our shared experiences and desires. And so, as we journey through the world of monster erotica, let us not forget to appreciate the beauty and wonder that surrounds us – both within ourselves and without.

But I think it's time for me to wrap things up. As the night wears on, I find myself growing more and more tired. The words begin to blur together, and my brain starts to feel like mush. It's time for me to take a break, to let the world spin around me while I sit back and recharge.

And so, as we bid each other farewell for tonight, let us remember that we are all in this together. We are all part of some larger whole, connected by our shared experiences and desires. And when we return next week, fresh and ready to go, we'll be greeted with open arms – or at the very least, a steady stream of comments and messages from our dear patrons.

Until then, I bid you adieu. May your dreams be sweet, and your nights be filled with wonder and curiosity. For in the world of monster erotica, anything is possible – even the most unlikely of pairings, like a giant woman and Harry Potter, or a reptilian man and a mermaid. The possibilities are endless, and it's up to us to explore them.

And so, as I close this chapter on our little adventure, I want to leave you with one final thought: what if we were to take the world of monster erotica to the next level? What if we were to create a reality where these creatures and beings were not just figments of our imagination, but actual entities that existed in the real world?

It's a tantalizing prospect, to say the least. But as I sit here, surrounded by the trappings of my adult life, I am left with more questions than answers. What would it take to bring this world to life? Would we need some kind of magical portal or gateway? Or perhaps something more mundane – like a simple bottle of wine?

The answer, much like the universe itself, remains a mystery. But one thing is certain: as long as there are those who dare to dream big and explore the unknown, the world of monster erotica will continue to thrive – in all its bizarre and beautiful glory.

And so, with that thought in mind, I bid you adieu for tonight. May your dreams be sweet, and your nights be filled with wonder and curiosity. For in the world of monster erotica, anything is possible – even the most unlikely of pairings, like a giant woman and Harry Potter, or a reptilian man and a mermaid. The possibilities are endless, and it's up to us to explore them.

Until next time, when we'll be back with more musings on monster erotica and wine consumption, I bid you farewell. May your hearts be filled with wonder, and your lives be filled with excitement and adventure – for in the world of monster erotica, anything is possible.

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for violence by the the right-wingers before the event I was saying that discord is what they used to plan all this so they want to subpoena discord for all those chat records so if you're discord user you got to think whatever you've said on discord could be subpoenaed and I have a lot of posts that I've got a personal escort with some friends much over what top do you have on discord not a lot it's mostly just like really depressing memes now I want to point out one thing about this article so the the main girl crystal dot night this has to be your new over once IB ID oh there's I love reading out my favorite ID that's usually what if I talk over what you do you get it though crystal about nine no Kristallnacht the night of the broken glass history lessons I know what you're talking about what I've never heard that that term Bulacan spelled it's good luck your name it is I've heard that it's not that's not what said in German will dry but so hey level one history lesson the Nazis I 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about you that I've learned during our actions at level one text you love The Weather Channel I love I did growing up other kids were watching like around like 13 everyone started watching it you know MTV vh1 everyone was really into the Austin power movies is a weird time but I was watching The Weather Channel every day well you will be terrified to find out that The Weather Channel the NOAA facility has been hacked by the Chinese sort of kind of Condor not really but enough look how confused this guy looks he's so confused he's blurt out Noah if you're ever looking for a super accurate forecast that suggests NOAA gov there's usually the most thing we should say it stands for National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration know what they heard a sound over their intercom and it was Chinese and what it was saying was you have a package at the Chinese embassy press 1 for more information no you can imagine that no one there did have a Chinese package at the Chinese we don't know that I mean they could have been this was not what that was for it was actually a phishing call so this is how got broadcasted this is phishing and if you are a Chinese national they expect you to be ignorant to the fact that you don't they don't send your packages to the embassy that's not how that works no but you press one and it starts to ask you for personal information credit card and Social Security and bla bla and somehow this got into the NOAA intercom system which is disturbing what I said like when I first read the title and it was like Chinese I like to imagine it was like Mae's old wine like freeze don't move but in Chinese that's a security drink we drink when there's security I'm gonna get through this whole bottle oh look at that that's a lot about them that's not that much how about do you do you ever charge your battery powered products uh oh my gosh I do that's so relatable I do do how what a coincidence that both of us used battery charges well it turns out this guy some security researcher some security researcher he developed this charger and they see these blackout spots you're not allowed to see redacted it's secret but he's got this charger that can sniff your passwords if you're using it so if you hook into it there go all your passwords yeah so think about if you went let's say you went to Starbucks or Panera Bread as one does because they have excellent summer corn chowder delicious recommended and you sit down at a table and you got your Frappuccino or whatever it is that your summer corn chowder from a new genre yeah and you there's a charger there and you're at 33% so you're saying yourself I need to charge for me that's like oh I've got all day oh wait so it's down to 5% for you plug it in and all the sudden somebody sniffing your passwords see the solution is just not to care about your charge until you're down or nothing so what's out this is not just affect Apple I know it's fun too - you know when Apple has security problems we'd like to make fun of them but the USBC is also susceptible so all your devices if you don't know where your charger came from practice safe charging safe charging that's what you're saying that's an excellent way to put it there is no prophylactic for charging you have to know your partner's history that's anyway and speaking of no there's no there's no segue even anonymous coders leave fingerprints which basically just means that they can tell if you wrote the code even if there's no sign that you wrote the code now this is somehow you wrote it sometimes I forget know we people complain if you don't leave the story up long enough they do yeah apparently a lot of people in our audience read on first grade removal because there are five words here well there's also links in the distractors the URL but we some people don't understand that we provide the one time that's what I mean like there's a whole tab full of thick you can find all those papers on the forum or some people don't read the description so here's a public service announcement if you're angry that we don't give links to the articles we cover it's in that one tab link that way you don't have a big long list of crap viva la technology so if you write code especially if you put code out there on github an open source where somebody can look at it and feed it to an AI and make an educated guess they can track you here's the amazing thing about it it can be decompiled code so you compile your code to binary and then it gets decompile your tracks remain I can see that link yeah just on a human level I can tell who wrote what code generally in our office now here's the thing about it they don't look at things like tabbing and spacing people who don't do those things it's a it's a like a more of a meta thing like how you organize it yeah yes yeah I'm very particular about how it organized things like style sheets and like you know everything is very very organized a heading that's like this is for the body area this is for interior pages this is for headings this is for text this is for our default colors you could probably tell my own CSS files pretty quick just based on comments alone yeah you're kind of a little bit of a nasty little persnickety about making sure that it's you know readable and you can add stuff to it easily in the future you have encountered text editors I don't like the calling style that we use sometimes really was it the one that was adding with all the weird long spaces like you don't just doing like a white space there's that so I remember that the visual basic editor sometimes yeah visual basic editor and then do not get along so you open one file and then it's like you just add like it's if you've m at it some of those something that was created with visual basic editor it wrecks it completely yeah so I remember I would open some of those files I was like why is there so much white space in here yeah that's all turns out it's software racism and we shouldn't stand for it but we will are we gonna drink it well taking sips at this point I use CCleaner do you use it there I have yeah see see cleaners what he's saying if you're confused no you said CC cleaner is it I always say CC wider cleaner hasn't seen it you're right but I don't want you to be right cuz I always how I always read it so Avast the vast the evil corporation bought ccleaner and what did they do they ruined it they did ruin it there was some privacy concerns in the latest update look at this guy he looks upset cause like I don't really understand the controversy here so I'm just gonna get a stock photo of how I feel right now baby news.com yeah I just they don't get it I understand but this there was a security flaw in the latest version and they ended up having to rollback - well I've point four but see you make it sound like it was an accident it was not it was not know you couldn't disable it they and the free there's a free version of ccleaner yeah they removed the ability to turn off tracking they remove the ability to close the application so ccleaner was always active I was always looking at your system I was always reporting home like having your mother lolly it wasn't necessarily cleaning it was just looking at everything like a mother-in-law yeah mother-in-law living on your machine so your stuff looking at your vents people were very pissed off about that rightly so and they have backtracked I've said we're sorry we've rolled back to the previous uninstall if you got them there was one rollback get the other version and we won't do it again they're gonna do they're gonna do it again just we'll talk about it in a few weeks let's drink to that let's see what you got Wow look at your progress I thought I would get through maybe half this bottle this is more alcohol than I intended she's doing it for you always when I talk to a group of unknown individuals I want to call them chat oh yeah hey Chet how's it going chat but there is no it's just YouTube you're kind of our chat so hey tube hey guys look an extra potatoey today well it's too bad that windows not here because we could get some solid Linux signaling if we were here we could but this is a flaw rare rare that we get a flaw that only affects the Linux TCP flawless remote attacker stall devices with tiny the the newer Linux kernels have a way that you can shape your TCP packets to make them much more intensive to deal with and so even a small amount of TCP traffic can lock up a Linux system because you shape them in this certain way now here's the catch you can't spoof the IP because you need two way communication those two happen so if you came to do it you got to own it you gotta be willing to expose yourself as the degausser board willing to open that trench coat or you just have a botnet that you're willing to use for that this seems like Who am I kidding someone will definitely take someone for this oh oh here's our favorite zombie we're coming through these articles this is the most bizarre ad we've ever seen this is a hard time Herald the stock photo model I care there's actual name for Matt he's the shortest guy yeah but there's this ad up here this place holding a Bitcoin mug but what the hell is on his forehead hi free blockchain and cryptocurrency news I guess it's a what happy is well he's got that like Illuminati triangle on his head or the the Deathly Hallows he's got that like gun to his head smiled yeah that Herald is famous for he's Russian apparently they found the guy it's got nothing to do with the story the actual story is about snapchat and someone has gotten ahold of some kind of source code we're not even sure which that belongs to snapchat I thought the source code I thought in this article was confirmed to be a iOS well is compiled in Visual Basic Objective C that's it so which is an Iowa an apple language yes so they assumed these what is this the next way of but did not get a look at it for was taken down but something of snapchat was put on github some kind of source code and actually the they've got a copy of snapchats correspondence and it's gonna agree these cookies I don't want any more cookie they actually all caps yeah messaged in their report of take this down and it was taken down but it seems like whoever got this wants a bug for it yeah and is it really a bug if you just stole the source code I mean maybe if it was really Becky the argument like I know there's a bug in here somewhere could be you know what it's a pretty low lowbal that's a security risk let's drink to it I feel like rue because I just like silently burped and it surprised myself I was like oh did she do that one yeah she's real done that way like she sneezes or I see I want to maintain it was done but brew is done it's funny it is funny and I call her dumb dumb all the time yeah that's probably bad she doesn't care till wank suppressions do that to your kids her baby she's she's a dog she's my buddy but she's a diamond you do travel around with it well she's in there that's right when you did she just did the pastor syndrome no she's in the captain's chair which is like she wants to sit so lickers like that center console sure sure sure like peak out of the center cuz it's that bad like she'd be thrown from the car probably yeah I don't they make dogs seatbelts and I've looked into them they're a they're very expensive in be there's almost none that have actually been tested so it's like just some sort of Amazon thing well here's something that has been tested and this actually Krista one of the things and I think you I feel like you've gotten away from this but you used to be a prolific social media stuff yeah like every client who came through this door I knew everything about them before they left the building and it was very easy for you to cross-reference different kinds of social medias I don't have to do it as much anymore people are much more like yeah well they're open yeah but if you need to do this here's the good news there's an open-source tool that will let you track images across all social networks which that's only assume I guess if they're using I felt but if they're not using pictures of their face like on mine I always use the picture Franklin from Arrested Development whether you use it everywhere almost well there you go but I think it's well then it's like well this is a puppet face so it can't be real so can they recognize puppets what I'm asking I don't know I don't they don't cover that on the verge but they do talk about how the social mapper it's open-source you can go grab it if you want you to check out again the one tab link go and get the verge story here you can download this and it doesn't need any kind of API it just uses the raw web searching like anybody could see without authentication and it will track your victim but because the web search you know it's not using the API it's fairly slow yeah so you're gonna need to narrow down your search to a certain number of people yeah the way we found people before it's unreal I think that we found someone through analytics once there's yeah it's terrifying it's absolutely terrifying well you say that but you're the one doing yeah Ted do you want do you want someone like me looking at your permission answer's no look at my eyes they're crazy no its job such weird eyes yeah we should probably drink yeah crazy Christa tracking you down I'm learning your secrets well I don't secrets I learn innocuous things but what about the one you remember the one guys oh yeah oh no Coral MacBook there was a gentleman who was homosexual and you're just fine whatever yeah I'm not judging right yeah do what you want but through his business accounts we were able to find graphic detail about his Grindr activities homosexuality which I don't care what your sexuality is but when you talk about on your profile like how you want to be a social media professional exactly and then you have a talk about how Saturday night you went out on Grindr and like rock that's it it's a little weird it would be weird if you were straight it's weird if you're gay it's just weird yeah well I mean you think about a girl who would be like you know I'm just banging everything or are you gonna do dude it's weird it is weird it's weird let's drink to to how weird that was the guy who put his that's not even the weirdest thing we found on clients social media account well before you ever got here the stuff we found on laptops let me go I did never have to do that I was I've only ever worked that was criminal there were criminal things we found which is unfortunate yeah very unfortunate for one social media thing that you don't use is whatsapp yeah I don't use what I don't think we level one doesn't have a whatsapp either what's up is more popular in the emerging markets as we learn to call them well I think what's that's probably with kids as well yeah really I thought it was more like a Middle East Asian type of thing well it's true I have a friend who lives in the Middle East and she says what's that's really popular there yeah yeah it's a Middle Eastern thing so bad news for her whatsapp there is a way to manipulate quoted text and wants that and it works the same way it would with a forwarded email right if you forward email and you see the email from somebody else you go down there talk whatever you want before email and that's kind of the same idea here people have complained but whatsapp is saying hey it's just like email right what do you expect us to do who are we are we magicians or with genies what he wants to do legally we cannot call ourselves wizards so but the problem is as we've seen with whatsapp in the emerging markets lynchings can occur because of what's that Bruce oh yeah yeah so let's say that I forwarded message to krysta and I'm like hey Wendell said he hates ruh and then Christa changes that message to say Wendell says he hates Jews Oh Oh and certain forwards that I'm in when it gets killed by mom that's the kind of thing and really he just hated my dog and he was like why do you bring her to the office I think we know what'll does have a difficulty bonding with animals he does yeah look he has a cat at his house the cat that lives in his house he clearly has a difficulty like he wants to bond doesn't know what I don't know if he does I think he's fine with the cat but there's no way of understanding cat behavior yeah yeah cuz he'll like just poke it and stuff and the Catholics stop why don't you love me well Comcast are you a Comcast user many of you are and I know that statistically right I know that because I stock all your social media profile you use the detection and I found out well if your xfinity xfinity well just yeah it's just the X naughty exit sanity if your next vanity user bad news you could your home address can be revealed so this is an interesting thing when you go to the xfinity website and they're trying to determine who you are you can put in your I'm too drunk to remember the details of the story I don't remember the story so you can put it up on something some item some some item information and it will give you four choices of your address all right okay why aren't we through the search one of those choices is real now if you were to refresh that if you refresh the page you get four more choices three of them have changed but the real one remain the same so you can imagine you refresh that page 10 20 times process of elimination the one always stays the same and now oh it's the IP address you spoof the person's IP address right you told me that you spoof the IP address you go to the Xfinity page you can so let's say you're playing overwatch as one does and you are you're drunk you're you're using your Kristallnacht username you teabag a again g-man was the social justice guy does your making guy he's that Jamaican he's a Brazilian Oh Lucia Lucia well but he's black so that would make it more hate crime II you t-bag the Lucio and that person is like oh my god this is the National Socialists let me try to find out where they live so they take your they find out your IP address they go to Xfinity they plug it in they refresh ten or twenty times they know where you live they call them the SWAT and there I am you get shot you're done there I am drunk on a Tuesday wrong in playing overwatch you've smooth cheeto dust on you slam door open what are you pigs doing here and boom that's it that's it for you that's how I usually respond police you know just yell out pigs cuz let's take a drink for Xfinity stupidity there was also another flaw I don't remember it was nice to be honest where's your you're gonna finish that model we're moving on pacemakers this is terrifying well so we talked about a pacemaker hack a while back this one is different it's a different manufacturer and this one is a little more serious because they can actually over an electric shock changes the pace of your pacemaker so they figured out this is a couple of researchers and they bought a programming device yeah they they couldn't they thought they'd found a flaw but they couldn't legally test it because you can't you know it could kill someone yeah so they bought they got a hold of a pacemaker one of these programming devices and they confirmed they could change your heartbeat they could withhold the shocks to keep it from fixing you yeah they can also activate the shocks at the wrong time so my mom actually has a pacemaker and I was worried about this because I was like oh my mom was pacemaker dependent if you scroll down though what was the name of the manufacturer Medtronic Medtronic so if you or someone you know has a Medtronic pacemaker you might I don't know you really don't want to spend all that money to get a new one put in money but you got to go under the knife again yeah but med it was a fairly quick surgery but Medtronic has responded and they said it's not a big deal I mean what kind of monster would go through and do that I mean I'm sure someone would but we totally have those people those people exist they're out there and you know you get an email it's like hey I've got your information on your base makers send me a Bitcoin I have a B what's up that doesn't have what so we want them doing news story about that next fall that's gonna happen wait I will be nice week they'll be down the road bed what are what percentage of people have placement news oh no my mom had to get one fairly young she lost stress here in her life and yeah I don't know I think it's probably more common than we think yeah that's very common later in life especially my mom's just keeps her heart and rhythm her heart goes down so said about this could be the pacemaker people don't use any sort of encryption but they for the base bankers they're like what kind of monster I guess yeah so they need to start doing that and hopefully we'll see that but does somebody have to die before we'll see that that's the table that's probably yeah unfortunately they don't want to change it well well time to convert into hardware news how exciting and let's talk about the hype jar this is hype door material AMD AMD massive shills Roger it's kind of covered up there you go you're not good at making it rain I'm not no one tells me you've never been to a strip club I have that well Andy they're coming out with the I the 2990 WX what is the 2990 WX the worst name it is the baddest ass refer to that you're gonna be able to get it's gonna be the $1,800 version and they claim now this is AMD themselves quote-unquote leaking this on a French website their own French website 53% faster on multi-threaded applications than the i9 79-80 XE which is 2 grand which is the flagship yeah until the TLDR here is let's wait for third-party benchmarks well I don't find this hard to believe because we know that until you know they're not great at the multi-threaded performance but this is if you're if you're playing for tonight bad news single-threaded performance until still probably gonna be the leader but if you're rendering certain things this is gonna be a huge new step if you're willing to pay the eight hundred hundred dollar price for your CPU huge improvements supposedly coming out of thread Ripper to what kind of human are you if you don't buy AMD oh ah the worst comment literal you know it's like we were talking earlier about the Nazi stuff until now red vs. blue you can agree either way that Apple sucks yeah I think so and it was a good segue that was what I think the recent apples run in a and B right I don't I don't pay attention back yeah but what we do know about the MacBook Pro is that it is garbage the keyboard sucks right I guess yes the thermals suck yeah we've learned the highest in just trash and now we've learned that the audio sucks and look at this picture Steve Jobs the ghost of Steve Jobs they really should have made him semi-transparent he's crushing the head yeah so uh there's a there's a sound bar on the Mac Pro yes any crackles they say even if it's fairly low volume some people are reporting it in YouTube other people are reporting it in Apple music basically lots of different applications which sort of points to it not being software but actually hardware related Apple has not comedy there's like oh we'll look into it but I did say that one person on forum commented that it's gonna be fixed with the next OS release but no one's able to confirm that person knows what the photographer yeah that could just be some idiot let's drink to Apple being the worst hardware company oh here's some good news hmm you want to store a lot today too right I do of course I do you want to store all the data yes you don't want lemons everybody hates limits right how the to deal with it how about one petabyte are you ready for a petabyte no and one you of Rackspace that's what Intel is gonna bring Wow I am just floored this is let me see if I can find the mouse cursor this is the ruler form-factor I believe there's a picture of it there it is look at that look at it it's got a neat looking 32 terabytes and what is being held in the human hand right there like that incredible so the idea is you can run so many of these things in a 1u rack and you can get one petabyte of storage space because these long thin SSDs are good for cooling they're good for putting a bunch of them together and they're saying that this is going to be fashionable MDOT - is old it's it's the the history at the past the future is ruler style I hope they should call it rule of sale they are calling it that you were just like no they call it ruler form factors Wow I think not long and skinny another unrealistic expectation for hardware device body image that somebody said that on the switch chat said that you weren't doing routing because of unrealistic body listen she's a lab mix and labs are going to overeat so I'm very cautious about me so racist it's very suspicious oh my last lab got bit fat there for a while we talked about the sunken data center we did we have a lot of like follow-up stories this week yeah so Microsoft took a data center and they just dumped in the ocean yes and the idea was keep it cool right that'll work says cool down in the ocean you've ever been down in the ocean this is in the UK so this is not like beautiful California beaches no this is like frigid cold and hospitable like blaze this is a landmass that should not have human habitation and yet it does and yet they cling to it as if there's not better places in the world well they sunk a datacenter here's a picture of it this is not the picture you want to see the picture you want to see is of the fish look to live by the data center look at the fish so you can go to Microsoft's project Natick side we'll go that well go to that or show you live with you and we can explore it at the same time we do all yours a loading animation loading I hate loading animations just as a side really yeah why because I'm something to run a website you're you're adding more stuff to load to show you the loading animation all these fish look how happy their I wish I was that happy I think they're drawn to the heat yeah well clearly yeah well then so you draw a couple little fish you're like man I'm having trouble staying warm and then it's like I want to eat those little fish so it's just you know circle of life down there so yeah if you want to go to Microsoft's website you can watch these fish all day long you know what I've been watch like kitten Academy but for fish I like in Academy you know what I mean watching is the the Bears at Yellowstone the brown bears black bears or both they have both they're they have it's the the salmon are running no it's probably Grizzlies they're doing the upstream yeah and you can just you can watch their bears eat the same oh yeah it's on YouTube I can't what's called but it's a live stream and there's so many bears like all day long those bears don't like to live out there and chill out yeah that's cool look the geysers and stuff I would recommend checking out the bears they also have some like leopards and tigers and stuff like that but the Bears I think are the most interesting don't they give Tigers at Yellowstone but I love not a Yellowstone no no but they're in Africa somewhere what the bear it's cool because the bears like they're very like lackadaisical when they eat the salmon right like oh I just killed this thing well then just like they'll chill for a while and just sort of soak in the water and they're like you know what I feel like a salmon right now and it'll go up to the waterfall I didn't go catch one we have a problem with blackberries in this area so much so that some of the school bus routes have had to be rerouted because the black bears monster I talked to my parents last night and there are reports of black bears in the area yeah very worried I mean don't feed them and we'll see secure your trash here's think my mom has this she must feed the stray animals but she can't help you're gonna have a pet black bear I guess well I'm not I don't live there but I'm telling them I'm like don't feed the black bears you're fed bears a damn I need to get you a shotgun with some slugs cuz that's that's a bear is a dead bear don't feed the Bears that's what they said all the national parks because then they'll start thinking humans mean food and then they'll get aggressive well you know who else is in trouble I thought I had a Segway there but when you do kind of you know there's two men look we're on target well we're real close you're about to finish that I'm worried for you doing ah I'm pacing myself and you're just hitting that bottle this is the end we got four stories left whoa target I don't shop at Target but I think you do I do I actually just came from Target Stephanie did you ever have you ever bought storage digital storage from Target and then ripped them off on the returns have you ever been that no usually if I buy stuff from Target it's either wedding presents or Decker decor items I used to say that you couldn't give a 32 terabyte hard drive for a wedding present I don't think most people would appreciate that I would well that's what these two guys did let's take a look at these guys well first let's look at it let's take a look at their there come here I like how they use different colors of play down well you know you gotta use what's on sale so they bought these external drives SSDs and they return them but to simulate the weight they use play-doh it is always take a look there's one of them is this gentleman hmm here's the other guy he looks a little uh he knows what he did it looks a little defiant like yeah I did it I'll do it again oh yeah it doesn't look like oh I feel bad about what I've done here so these guys got away with six grand worth of external hard drives swap them all out with play-doh to come back return them got their money back and presumably sold these the memory I don't know how you saw that what does the market the black market where is the but I would like to get some black market member look that's the only thing so we had some neighbors who were maybe a little bit drugged out and they came over once and were like hey we have some like laptops and stuff we're salad no cuz they were there totally totally stolen absolutely where my mom didn't even question it but you could on laptop if they were selling desktops I've got to take them because you just tripping for parts right I wouldn't have trusted those people anyway wait you don't have to draw so but well so on the topic of the dregs of society right the trash that lives on the street in the UK they have run into a problem because we are going into the cashless society Christie doesn't have a credit card no I have a debit card why don't you get with I'm sure all the comments there and really Krista queers are you gonna build your credit well I have other debt that builds my cred as someone who is looking at buying a house you want that credit score yeah what's your goods for I'm not gonna throw it out there like all these are you listening are you in the 600 700 well in the UK the problem is nobody cares cash uh I got a little bit of cash on me right now I usually carry about $100 like I'll good a little bit I usually carry maybe 10 I'll get $100 out of the ATM look they're gonna mug you know our viewers are gonna come here in mind you well I'll shoot them but I'll roll with $100 until I run out okay then I'll go another hundred dollars but that is purely for delivery foods that's what I use it for oh okay so look if you want to get fast food or I don't like the idea of pre tipping with delivery yeah cuz the point of the tip Tim in my world did you do did you get here on time is it warm did you do the job and pre tipping that let's just do this thing ever how could you know all right so if you if you giving me a pizza two hours later I'm gonna I'm gonna cut you down I'm not gonna give well let's let's get back to the story maybe I was too much of an aside all most people are resorting to barcodes in the UK to accept cashless payments now see what you want about this this is actually kind of neat because it doesn't force them to use it on housing or food there's an interesting thing about this so this program you mutton obviously a homeless person doesn't have the infrastructure to set up to accept payments unless they did stripe you know that's actually they would stripe I don't think yeah well because what a homeless people have cell phones good you got no because to accept payment you have to have a bank account oh that's true yeah so the the homeless outreach programs in the UK well you can go to them and you can set up your own bar code but you have to sit down with them and be like well here you're my long-term goals right I want to get a job I want to get more get a house some sort of housing I want to get food this not on the list that you're allowed to get crack cocaine which is a bummer but understandable I'm just kind of a cool system though it is but it I don't know are we encouraging well if you're already on the street this could give you some tools to get officer supposes because instead of instead of having that temptation of like I just got this cash and not want to spend it you can't spend anywhere except where you have to but I wonder you know how similar to EBT system here yeah which is like the Food Stamp food stamps you can buy certain items and resell them on the black market very common trick this system into that I guess if you're getting groceries you could yeah if you did it with groceries so like around here and I don't know how come this is the places there's sort of a soda black market we're like people will sell soda or detergent well you can't get detergent on EBT you know it's only for food because we I used to work in a grocery store and I got yelled at because people you know they couldn't buy cat food detergent they couldn't buy energy drinks I know you resell the cat food people well I mean they had pets that's what they're thinking you get finished did you drink that whole bottle I'm rip you know what they do they put that little air bubble a little David at the bottom that's just a rob you of wine cuz he needs more in his I'm gonna finish it we got two stories left the next one is by the in the news we're both gonna finish our balls of wine go ahead do that Indian get that poison down there it tastes good last time last week that's the unit of time I was thinking of week we talked about the hot water challenge we did yes a lot of people weren't happy to hear about what Howard yeah because it's idiotic it is idiotic what perhaps more idiotic is the Momo suicide challenge what do you think of the name well you know you might make your eyes look like her but I can't get them out she's got like that look at the hairline that's the disturbing part cuz you've got you got it you're gonna match her like the pig nose yeah yeah she's terrifying so Momo will sends you if you respond to Momo's text messages she will direct you to I think it's an app you can download her app yet if you get the mobile app now what is the moment app all that mobile app here's for you it will encourage you to kill yourself this son well you said Momo and like before I had any context on the articles I didn't catch this one this week was I thought this was like a cat thing like Maru I thought for some reason is there a cat named Mario famous cat yeah not Maru but named Momo no mama was the name peach it means peach in Japanese you know what Mario means no of course she likes to fit himself in Mars the best cat man you know what I'm gonna be oh you know what I love Mario do love Mario and I'm gonna be ten years old oh he's getting up there even for a cat yeah I know cats what they usually what 15 we had a cat and that one this was just some like you know trailer-trash tabby they've made it to 19 but cats generally don't make it that far I'm our lives it pretty good I mean he's well taken care of so I think you wanna make love 17 anything easy you got some right years I don't know I'm gonna miss Mario they got Hannah Mars uh to get back on track don't do them all Hans is it a challenge really how much is like a weird they call it everything a challenge now let's drink in a moment okay it's just the one no mo it's singular well everybody who participates I think is it Momo right was it like saying like a I don't know Momo speech in Japanese but I don't know what language this is supposed to what what he'll escape this came from you know what else whatever Detroit it's 85 degrees in Detroit Wow no good good for them good for them different trait uh while we're we're on the final stretch and we're done with our bottles of wine you're died drink on each story go to the toy train okay we're gonna play I don't know I thought about that earlier but past Chrissa didn't thought that that was a problem professor says we're rapidly approaching the future Krista so let's talk more about Ellen must oh yeah you're sick calling a melon are you sure calling him a woman that's insensitive is that food no so you're saying if a woman yellow Elena don't besmirched my gender back how do we we should not assume his gender he might be non-binary I'm so no I'm saying you're bi roping him in with that I'm saying well actually this story anything to do with him at first we thought he did but it doesn't turns out it doesn't so Einhorn I think this guy's name is David Einhorn David Einhorn yeah he runs green light capital you're familiar with green light capital force right of course I think that some homeless people in our dumpster yeah that's probably almost because I heard something I may be worried if it was route getting outside earlier because I heard some wires move around maybe it's the ghost of Wendell he'll be back this this presence it make yourself known so here you see some shorts some short shorts right yeah booty shorts showing off that booty so David Einhorn got a shipment of short shorts because he shorts Tesla the stock and everyone assumed it was Elon Ellen Musk well he thought Elon actually tweeted and he said I will send you some shorts I think they said juicy on the back yeah he said so I or said he's happy for his lease to be over on his Tesla cause it's crappy and musk said tragic that's like Trump went up was sad sad sad tragic we'll send iron hundred box of shorts short shorts so actually he didn't it was this company I don't remember what their name is BIOS yeah it's a short company sent him and it was it wasn't TL DR it wasn't Musk was actually someone trying to capitalize on the drug but greenlight capital has lost a lot of money now this is a hedge fund so other people have given him their money Einhorn they do their mind on hey you know how to invest right and invest our money he's shorty Tesla he lost big time the old the gambit with we've got leveraged buyout we're finding secured I I'm not gonna drain it probably built right you know who else are losers people who are into Bigfoot erotica and I'm out you drink a whole bottle in three or four how many three hours four hours we saw every hour we turned it to 30 what time is it almost five five forty four high 45 this is the final and here's not only as his his wine bottle bigger it's also a higher print yours was 3-3 73 percent 75 versus 750 what was your presenting 12% five someone do the math there about the alcohol big speech Alan's engagement at 750 milliliters at 14.5 percent volume how much more alcohol Italian Bible verses 375 milliliters at 12% you didn't finish it oh there you did it after this last story so the last story Bigfoot erotica know a few weeks ago I told Ryan I was like you know I feel like our stories are nonsense stories are really getting they're not really tech related he's like oh I stopped doing tech related what this let me tell you why so there is a Virginia Congress race and the Democrat has come out and said that the Republican might be into Bigfoot erotica what is Bigfoot erotica that is your next question that was right well we've reviewed these stories previously so I don't know I don't not know anymore this would be where the penis of the Bigfoot would be shown genitalia has been censored well you know this is a male I think it's obviously not look at this six-pack he's shredded does this do anything for you you know I can honestly say no no nothing no what about as like a young Christa watching no no so I think the reason this is so prevalent is because of stories like Twilight like the whole monster genre was he a werewolf during sex I I don't know well it turns out so this guy this politician claims that he do this is a joke right he's totally a joke yes he actually self-published a book about big sex with Bigfoot but he says now this opens up a window window to monster babaca which is a dark timeline that we don't need to get into Montserrat Radhika now have you ever I feel like a monster erotica is a little bit sexist because it's always male monster banging human female you know I didn't really do that much research into this story so why'd you tell me tell tell us more about the weird that's I just Ally thought oh well like look at Beauty and the Beast right you had to assume that sex was happening that no decision later on when they were married yet it was wrong for the girls of the half-man half-beast the outside of wedlock but what's the bonds of merits are in place totally cool well after after they were married he was a man again when you put it that way it becomes you teased him well turns out on Amazon there is a type of fiction called monster erotica and I'ma just I'm gonna just read you some of the titles again what can you tell us the tech tie-in here the website shiver for Yeti candle oh it's uh you know what I feel like that's worth I think it's worth the keyboard on the table here I feel like it's we're so far off the rails this episode so if you're looking for really serious music we'll be back next week but if you're enjoying learning about one guy one guy commented last week I was like I can't believe that you're stupid I like it autocompletes you stupid news you call yourselves tech news you're garbage it's tech commentary and when they'll cut mine who replied Oh shiver for you wrong with if you guys leave a critical comment there's nothing wrong with that but like now is the time she's about to have her prayers answered sneaking off under a sky full of stars but they just can't be left alone Becky has it all on a mission gorgeous smart she's caught the eye of a certain PhD who feels her thoughts night and day on a scientific expedition in the Himalayas off blah blah Becky's confused right until the day she curled up in a cave curiosity turns to an unending lust between a young woman and a legend with enormous did he make her forget the ones he's schemes to let's look the reviews we gotta look at the reviews there's none Oh youtubers leave us your comments so the point is later on in the article they talked about one woman who's making 30 grand a month riding monster erotica so there's an audience for this obviously not if there's no Amazon reviews well listened yeah are you gonna write a review if you're any monster erotica that's a good point yeah that's a good point your bottle has a little I need a V it does yeah so it makes you think you have more than you it's a gusset you ever watch Steve 1998 why did they do that because it I guess it was a bag and makes it sit upright with a bottle it's just stealing valuable wine space finish that off cause I got like a little two drops left I did not think I would finish this bottle and I have I'm gonna have to drink like a whole bottle of water you asked for it and here it was an entire news broadcast we've finished a bottle of on each command is tiny but commensurate with our body weight and you're welcome some of you are probably like I don't know what I've done with my life I don't know why I watch this this is pathetic you're right but if you're enjoying this so this alike a favorite subscribe or hit the bell icon dude visit the patreon I will remind you if you just well actually this is not Friday right so doesn't it is Friday yes but we will think about giving you drunk news I think twice a year is ambitious alright it's usually so like there's just times where as one of us is out and then it's like yeah we should just do a drunk one just to be funny so if you liked it let us know and maybe you'll get another one maybe maybe not this year there's no Grammys but but there was a lot of response the last time I did it by myself last time I people seem to like me I don't think I'll actually if you looked at the comments people are very procures to like oh yeah I don't know why well I think you bring something you know like janessa you're probably the least a speed which that's saying a lot because they like you know the the Normie girl you're not totally nor me I think you're actually that like perfect mix now we talk about the twitch girls the thoughts all of the word thought but you're like you know you're no me enough but you're also kind of you know you're into Lord of the Rings technology and so the aspies be like oh she's perfect she likes the things the same thing oh stop talking yeah I feel like it's just getting worse we're gonna go on twitch.tv slash teen PGP and we're gonna stream the post drunk sober up and you can watch that the vada bit we're responsible adults we're not gonna go get in our cars for polishing off an entire bottle of wine we're going to twist stream until we sober up we're gonna go home and cry we have headaches regret what we've done so far for you for your entertainment FYE yes alright we'll see you guys next time Wendell we'll be back next week so you can get forward look forward to get bored get forward to forward on it so I'm told coming back and sober news yeah and uh be sure and hit up on the comments with your experiences with monster erotica I wanna hear about it I don't but here's what I'm thinking is there cuz that like I'm why not see something like this I'm like I can write monster okay I'm pretty good right I feel like pull that off is there I feel like a monster erotica is like mail monster female human right oh you've lost you a little bit it's okay keep going what if I broke into the whole genre as female human no no people must be mail monster will be the most let me like Hagrid with the full giant woman and Harry Potter won't be the most attractive kind of monster for a man to bang reptilian a mermaid or a siren that's true that's exactly right except there are no sexual organs that was the whole thing on Futurama yeah anyway this is getting really weird we're gonna go stream watch the vaad later tell us how horrible this virus we'll talk to you later thanks once again I feel like you're frustrated that was you know what I want to bring up that the patrons donate a lot of money after the last drunk well I think it I think it merits repeating this is for them you know we're giving them what they wanted this is for the patrons so if you're watching this you're thinking why the are these two idiots drunk talking about technology what who the whole little baby bottle but it's because of the patrons and they're good people this one at one point out they're wonderful generous they fund all this ridiculousness and we do it for them all right all right stop crying end the broadcast on crime I'm not a crying job okay let's go\n"