Psyduck's Slippers: A Cheap but Comfortable Option

I was going to say some nice things about these slippers, but what happened to you little buddy? I know what, maybe it used to be. Oh, they're very soft though. Oh oh yikes! A when did you even do that? That was so fast. This my friends is Psyduck, um if you want some really cheap feeling slippers and you want to walk around saying "say" and then acting real dumb because you have a headache and people won't leave you alone and yet your psychic powers haven't shown up. Well pyu cuz he's your dude. How much with my sduck slippers? $11, they're about $1 worth of value I wish they look better but yeah, I don't know why he's so like, I'm not sure what's going on here left or right Ken, uh left. Oh wow, what is this? So this is going to be the easy SMX Mobile gaming controller. Now if you're familiar with uh gaming on your telephone, your cellular device, you'll know that there's a large number of controllers out there. I will say controllers are way better than playing on touch screen. Don't think that's a controversial statement. This however is a much cheaper controller, so something like the backbone or the razor is like going to cost you 100 bucks. This this was $24.24, man, that's like a Fortnite skin. I'm going to enjoy all my favorites including Luna GeForce now, steam, Google Play pass, Game Pass, and Android, all my favorites. Now this looks exactly the same as all the others, yep, um well, I'll tell you it is a little bit um a little bit like cramped feeling but it also is a little more compact as well.

I'm going to try this out using GeForce now, um I'll tell you the GeForce now is by far my favorite cloud gaming service because yes, it doesn't have like a million games included like Game Pass although you can play game pass via GeForce now. But the thing is, this has the best performance of any game streaming platform especially if you have a phone like the Z flip that has 120 HZ display, it's a really nice experience. Now you have to pay for ultimate which is a little bit pricey but if you are going to play cloud gaming, I kind of think GeForce now is worth it. So, buttons seem to be fine wait, I can play Auto fire, what the really woo look at that 120 FPS man, that feels good dude, that feels good. Oh, you know what also, I'm realizing the top buttons are very clicky, can you hear that? Yeah, that's actually sounds really nice it feels good too. It's like Mouse clicks yeah yeah yeah, I'm actually really impressed with this controller. The sticks have a really nice sort of feel, the buttons are terrific, I mean the face buttons are fine but it's really just the the shoulder buttons that actually just sound and just feel super super premium.

The fact that you can buy this thing brand new for like 24 bucks legitimately impressive. Watch it out no yo let's go okay, so what's the deal with that guy cuz I'm a huge fan of this one. You like the switch light, do like the switch light well there you go. Oh it really does look like the switch yeah okay, so this is one of those things that I got because okay like I'll be honest we've looked at a lot of different like little emulator handhelds this is a new one that I've not seen in the past um I kind of like this color too, it's kind of like that sort of like off-white sort of beige. It's got USBC which is nice, um also comes with the cable, the cable well I mean I that would be nice.

Now if I turn it on what are we actually getting here? So it said it ran some flavor of Linux which uh let's see it's got these switch joysticks which feel bad U okay yeah and it uh it doesn't press down so there's no L3 R3 but hey um how much was this guy for context um well the original listing is no longer there anymore just like every emulator known to man they are all getting banned we paid $51 okay, so that's still significantly cheaper than some of the more premium little guys oh look at that PSP arcade we got all kinds of stuff and the refresh rate is really nice too it is actually pretty decent um oh you know what yeah so if you see it flickering on camera that is definitely not doing that in real life.

Let's play F1 11 teams boy yikes, does not sound good so maybe we uh quit that one okay so it can't play in 64 games got it oh wow what is going on on the sides here my dude okay well I'm listening to this at 80% speed thank you very much.

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on teu bro you better subscribe to the channel and Ringling that dingling button I'm about to go ham on u.com I got like months of content here so our packages from teu have arrived much faster than they ever did from wish I think everything was here within 2 weeks usually wish is like 2 months t-u purchase protection it's almost as if they're preparing you to be scammed in advance have you ever wanted to have a little gorilla buddy what me too this my friends is a gorilla grab a hand oh no he feels so feel feel his body e Austin hey Ken and Matt yeah can I ask you a question yes have you ever wanted a PlayStation for Christmas uh put on your wish list ask Santa Claus have a PS5 yeah what have I told you that we have a PS5 at home what let's go I'm just going to say for reference the entire box is smaller than a real PS5 it is so lightweight too if you pick that thing up it's it weighs nothing wow product features number one double hands oh I have those well you're qualified to operate this particular piece of machinery wowow look at it's just a little it's just a little guy and actually you know what they look kind of all right side by side don't you love it new dual sense sounds like this right out the box shout out to select and start being on your touchpad an ABX y yeah there's no attention to detail if we wanted to use this as an ornament on our desk how much does this cost $634 all right no and I was not able to find it again on team so Sony was probably like you can't actually do that so often when we're doing these wiery Tech Style videos the items that we're looking for mysteriously disappear only to quickly be replaced by another identical item soon after the warranty is good for 7 Days also can't help but notice that nothing's happening so far yeah look it's a work in progress okay it's a speaker really loud okay so it's getting power but it's just not getting any video out unfortunately our 4K game station seems to be DOA wait this St can't do 4K no no all right I'll get a 4K TV no no it's 720 back yo Gundam battle ass let's go oh it's battle assault I do not understand what I'm playing but it's a PlayStation game so it counts who are you I'm Death Scythe I'm guessing he's the one with the Scythe yeah this is actually not the worst thing I've ever seen the main issue with these little micro consoles that you usually get on like wish and whatnot is that they're all just NES clones they play like 50 versions of Super Mario and that's it but this actually has a full full selection of games I still don't think it's really worth it but it's not a complete rip as long as you know what you're getting yourself into which I mean they're very clearly trying to insinuate A PS5 but it's actually okay little emulator not a good one but it's okay so if you do own a PS5 have I got the item for you one of the biggest problems with the PS5 is clearly that it collects dust is that a dust cover yeah what the you'll never know what I've got underneath this secret bag I was thinking this is for people who cover their couch in plastic oh my dad that's exactly what well Ken uh here you go send it over to uh your pops this will go well with all of our TV remotes that are still in the original ran wrap first of all wow are you are you in like the NFL or something why do I have a bunch of eggs did I order eggs we can't afford to order eggs in 2023 a this is horrific oh oh oh shoot uh yeah now I remember this is it just me or A's getting hot oh my gosh I don't like that so the idea with this fleshy squishy skin bit is so that you can practice doing makeup now I am a certified Beauty expert it should not be that difficult it shouldn't be this hard right are you going to are we pull out an I fix it kit to open this uh makeup how could this be this hard can I can I look at it Joan's going to do it in like half a second you open it ah you just turn it yeah I knew that I'm an expert wow look it's a beauty cream ah why is it so goopy how Foundation is oh is that really I mean I knew that as an expert this consistency is close to Optimal just uh yeah eyes uhoh oh okay um so here we go this this is great this this this this seems uh really great hey Matt you wonder why I asked you to come today this is why let's make me beautiful let's do it where are some of your areas that you like me to focus on a little bit of this uh here I just kind of rub it in you know you want to just make sure that um as you're applying this that you're really kind of making uh the appearance smooth and and Flawless because you want to just accentuate the natural curves how do I somehow look whiter you know they're called Beauty blenders for a reason do we need to use it more uh I mean you might want to blend it into his face wow wo Kenzie don't play all right what this you are the only one who ordered this this happens every time we do whery Tech this my friends is the daringer Science Education model this my friends is only for Science and education so we can't say that word on YouTube it's a device Austin are you trying to bust the cap three 2 1 that's actually pretty powerful uh and of course as soon as you're done you just drop your oh it real it actually jumps the shells out wow it's neat right it's a neat I mean look uh inappropriate yes demonetized almost certainly kind of cool I got it this is Lenovo live pods LP 40 so you might be familiar with airpods who wants a pair of airpods when you can have live pods now I believe on wish we took a look at some Lenovo airpod like things that were very cheap how much were these live pods $7.59 so for $7 these are fully wired less earpods so it's a USBC thumbs up and it's also a little bit of a smaller case it does though without the Lenovo logo look identical to airpods the case feels pretty decent bro these look just like airpod pros oh my God these are actually like airpod pros all I'm going to pair them this they actually look really pretty solid what the f okay so they are wait wait they're really touch sensitive just like airpods you L grabb the stems pause play and if I take them out do they stop no they don't stop but still I will say they don't sound as good as airpods but they're not like way far off like I think the main thing is just the sound's not very full so it's a little bit sort of thin but man for seven bucks I I'm legitimately impressed this is take one of day two of T Tech teu ah ow I slated it on my freaking hand we call that get in the clap let me let me take a look at that let me take a look at that see that oh that's pretty bad we might have to amputate it teu is a wild Place full of lots of very exciting things like chainsaws what could go wrong so it comes with a mini saw chain I feel like this is really dangerous Matt would be correct that's a that's a bunch of little sharp saw blades how do you you un undo this came out okay oh no I didn't mean to I can't do it okay I literally have no idea how to do this oh is this the one that we need to drill for I'll be right back I'm going to go get power tools look okay I've got I've got this figured out okay so now that I have an actual power tool no no no no no we're going to assemble it first before you attach it to a power source but I want make sure it works this is this is a thing where you should in fact read the instruction that's there is no instruction the no instructions I don't like any of this this is a real chainsaw here let me I'm going put it like this what what did you expect it to be that's not how you do chainsaws then what are you okay Mr ch expert how am I going to attack this I feel powerful now I'm going to hurt myself very quickly this is incredibly dangerous do not try this at home I feel like there should be maybe like some kind of guard because I feel like my hand is really quite exposed here round two I mean that's that's a real chainsaw I mean I'm not going to actually slice through real wood but I mean considering that this is just using a drill that's actually kind of impressive I still not entirely sure who needs this and why but teu you definitely do not need this you're not you're not allowed to have this anymore I can't argue with that maybe something a little more age appropriate did you this is age appropriate how dare you um this is the shoe car a funny football boot apparently this has been uh tested according to International standards oh okay oh look look how exciting this is it's just it's not very maneuverable for something that's supposed to be kicking a ball what watch and lur okay you go for it it's wide open Matt it's wide open it's wide open wow look not all items from Team are great and uh thumbs down this is a Nintendo 3DS 28 in1 cartridge with a stylus oh oh so on the back you've actually got yourself a blank micro SD card so I think this is just a dummy to converter basically to make micro SD turn into DS 3DS okay I mean not that I would ever condone piracy so I'm going to load this up into a DS Light to see what actually happens okay wow all right well we're immediately in so I see Pokemon Black and White version one and two uh some very expensive games so we've got a bargain already Platinum also an expensive game heart gold soul silver diamond just in first glance this seems like it's got every DS game I could ask for oh my God there's Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 yeah for the DS oh the world people forget about that all right I'm playing that I'm just playing that how much was my 28 games in one cartridge for the DS 948 $9 $948 that's worth it just for the adapter yeah to do your own ROMs I will say I don't love the idea of playing what's clearly just you know a bunch of ROMs loaded up onto a flash card but once you're actually playing this if you're not looking at like the little label here you would never realize that you're not playing a legitimate game okay okay I hate all of that I'm like reverse scanning M so what is this is this it's a USB light I bought this I bought this so if you ever wanted a light uh you can plug plug it in and it'll uh boy it'll be a light is it wow hey it's the whole thing I'm going catch this one I caught it the grip case for the NS light not too long ago I did a video on why I personally think that the switch light is one of the best deals in gaming right now a little bit of a controversial video but the only thing I agree when the haters come knocking trying to make fun of my switch light is the fact that it is maybe not the most ergonomic thing in the world now for me not a big problem but that's where a grip case like this comes in handy so all I need to do is just slide this in oh oh oh I wait well boy that is not want to go in there well but okay sure let me actually see if I can play this and see if it actually helps actually this is not bad I'm not usually a big fan of like grips and stuff but actually this does make a difference like I feel like I still have full access to all the controls um but it also feels a lot more natural hey Joan I have a question for you oh what would you like some tech tech it's Tech this is a joke that literally no one is going to appreciate except me except Joanna but my friends timu also delivered a pile of fake carrots the electric face slimming instrument everyone wants a V face you don't want this face you want this face no one wants that face well let's see what we got here how does it slim my face science so it says I'm supposed to have my my skin wet but no don't bre my jaw what the okay all right we're going to we're going to go for it save for is pickle okay cucumber oh boy I like I'm Pikachu right now it's literally like shocking me so on the inside there are a couple of like little metal things and they're like shocking my cheeks boy I'm about to be a different shape all right be is pain beauty is pain W okay hell I do I have to do this far every night before bed until you're beautiful are you ready is that is that Marilyn Monroe oh wait no it's just Austin Evans you know what it feels like feel like someone punched me on both sides of the chop okay hello my friends and welcome to teu Tech not timu tech temu tech boy I don't like saying it like that last time I took a look at a wide variety of incredible items on u.com but today we're taking it up a notch how are we taking it up a notch by giving them more of my money that's how spend a win it's just like wish I can win money I mean coupons boo wow congrats $100 coupon bundle do I just do this ordering scene for my phone I'm this is Uncharted Territory I want my $100 I just I this is not as much fun I like being front of the laptop also there's a lot of device device left right and Center uh I want toys oh it's more wow how about an HD shooting drone because shootings I guess the theme of this episode but we have to hurry 999 people have this in their carts right now oh how about this one and toys a funny sign that says hugs the dishes ew what is this multi-function cleaning gel ew it's literally gel that you're supposed to put in the put in the crevices in your car and clean it out that's disgusting I'm going to add it to the cart that's not that's normal you put goo in your car yes what are you talking about it's a it's a thing Joanna knows about it wait what about men I'm going I'm I'm I want men it was at this moment that he knew he up the category on team.com editors if you clip that in a in a suspicious way I'm going to be very upset I want men uh I want men I want men I'm going look for Tech now hey Matt yeah would you trust a Kodak SSD and external USB SSD no okay cool I'll add the card wait wait Nintendo switch OLED direct from Nintendo switch is the store do we buy a switch OLED direct from teu via Hong Kong yes what could go wrong wait hey hey you teu I've added all these things I've only got $30 off where's my $100 no I just realized what I did wrong each coupon is per order I would have to put in like seven orders to get my discount okay guys I'll be right back after ordering seven more times from teu wish you didn't have to do this on my phone now this is the kind of energy I'm going to bring to today's teu Tech slouching into a a desk oh you know hang on there's a little preparation on this one one moment my friends u.com is a lovely place to get a wide variety of different aut including some signage to spruce up any house including hugs the dishes if you too would like to hang a little sign and let everyone know how you feel about the dishes Teo got your back I'm going to put this down now because we're quickly running out of our sensor budget for this episode and I think we're going to need it for some more items coming soon boy I just don't know about this at all all right so we know that you don't like doing the dishes but you you still have to clean so I call that one oh I I that one throw that one was just fun got it this is super clean the high-tech cleaning compound it catches dirt and kills germs it's like jello that should tell you the consistency all right ah we let our fans play with some keyboards to get you in the right space for this that's so much Bluer Than I thought it was going to be all right let me actually get this in here so you know I will say one thing it actually is getting in between the key caps it is getting some of that dust off so this is a GameCube controller that I would say is a little Dusty it's not too bad but it's a little Dusty now normally I could take some compressed air or something but I'm instead going to goo it up I mean it actually is getting a lot of the little like bits and pieces boy I just feel like what a sensory experience this teu goo is do you think if you throw it on the wall it would stick the answer is no you know what teu you're starting off right my tech will never be less dirty in its crevices and my balls of Goo will never be the same again I don't want to know about your gooey balls a wow you kind of leaned in for it I I you know this is a 4k camera UAV convenient folding with a real time m app control and dual cameras now you might be familiar with a very wellestablished company known as DJI but I'm here to tell you they're a scam yeah you heard me right the real winners are kurin that's that sounds racist so you continue trying it that looks like a real drone like a little mavic or something oh we also have a controller which I will say while all of this looks fine on camera I'm sure is made of the cheapest plastic known to men but it's fine 30 bucks do not fly in extreme environments such as hotness coldness strong wind or heavy rain I always fly in hotness oh also wether too um okay do I have to download the app if you want to see your amazing footage all right so this is the test of what it looks like w don't know H all we got off the Drone before died was a single wide boy photo wait well why did it have to be a wide boy all right so teu as I'm sure you're aware is the fine purveyor of a wide variety of fashion and fashion oriented products and while I could have bought some of those I instead bought this stuff I'll be right back one moment please oh gosh I'm here to steal your chin Steal Your Girl and slide out with my te fit oh no I want to punch you so bad well anyway why don't we continue right on as soon as I remind you to please hit the Subscribe button and Ringling the dingling Bell teamu Tech don't make itself but we do and if you enjoy this please pull me out of my misery immediately that that was a great throw I didn't want to interrupt the Majesty of this throw this is the Smart light sound machine a health and intelligent life assistant I'll say one thing this is a 15w power adapter which seems uh questionable if you're doing 15 watts via wireless charging and pulling 10 watts via the LEDs I'm not no math Wizard or anything but I don't think that pencils out I will say do to the um interesting shape there's a little bit of um Wiggle uh that whole thing split open down the the seam let's do the easy thing let me see if it'll wirelessly charge first wireless charging I'm it's you know what that's great she learned words I need to know that I have accurately placed my wireless charger by it telling me verbally every time I put my phone down and I hear the phrase wireless charging there we go she's so excited about it I'm excited too it could be a lot worse I'm going to get the app going we're going to evaluate this with the lighting as well the app also is incapable of making the RGB work well let's let's try turning off the light and seeing if it's just really faint yeah see see oh my are you serious teu you may have given me $700 worth of promo codes but that is not enough to stop me from being incredibly upset with the scam that is this light um did you throw something Matt I didn't notice was there something across the table this is the Y 598 suspended light speaker okay so you might wonder what are we doing here hey he is now magnetically floating 18 bucks for this I'm already kind of impressed this is just a neat little lamp let's listen to some music shall we yeah you listening to a soup can because that's a little tiny I hear something rattling I'm not sure if it's my dude but something in this is rattling this little guy is cool I don't think I would actually ever listen to the speaker because it it sound uh the the way to pronounce it's like hor horrible you real we didn't have a problem with the second half of that pronunciation right yeah really one key part of it that we had an issue with you got me a gift how lovely what did I do to deserve this is this a special occasion existing I don't want to do that anymore all right let's see what we got oh I forgot this is our free gift I love this the dishes I fork the dishes all the time look at that fork that dish man Fork it uh you guys want to Fork together oh well we'll need we'll need the fork for one of these oh okay cool yeah yeah again this is more of a gift to myself okay that's great uh this is a cart case for switch yes my friends it is a little tiny toaster to store your switch games in let's put a switch game in shall we oh my God look at the time it's switch o' clock you have to be more gentle with the the oh my God look at the time okay speaking of switch o' clock what the fork are you talking about right I forgot this was only $300 which sounds like a lot when you consider that the switch OLED is $350 but there's a slight downside they listed this as a Hong Kong switch I don't know why that would make it cheaper and I don't care I just want to make sure that this is an authentic legitimate switch that works great and I save myself 50 bucks I can buy a whole bunch of forks for that money hey uh was the switch R unlocked I don't think it was right look at that that's a switch OLED right there did we just get a deal this might be the beginning of a new era wish I wish I never knew you teu to kuu I course someone check his face for drooping if this switch olb can play this us region game I think we got ourselves sort ofi deal look at that it works great success I'm going to say two thumbs up on my switch OLED even though um you can now actually get these on sale for like 320 bucks and this one doesn't have a warranty and teu may or may actually ever deliver your switch Leed but 50 bucks is 50 bucks not monkey what you might ask is this big blue ball wait I said what it go ahead and give us the answer I'll be right back after I do things underneath the table the circumference is increasing I feel like this might just be a placebo effect my friend no no no no no I I I paid good money for this on the internet all right my friends is everyone ready to gaze upon the glory of oh my God my yoga peanut I almost caught I've caught almost nothing today no you've not almost nothing so this is my Dazzle color Esports game Mouse the guo G3 oh yeah that's what I order yeah yeah boy that's it for the low low price of $7.50 why don't we take a look at what this mouse is all about oh green it went green RGB wait is it going to go blue blue blue yes I'm ready to own the noobs it does have this sort of fake Chrome it's clear is plastic it's got this kind of like fake Chrome on the side um you also do have selectable dpis on it now I will say that when it comes to buying a gaming mouse you can get away with some pretty cheap stuff so $7 is actually not like completely insane I actually don't think it's that bad though the ergonomics are fine like I thought this was going to be a lot worse than it actually is okay you just you missed that one all right my Kodak portable SSD as everyone knows Kodak is a world-renowned company from some shitty little town in New York that no one's ever heard of whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa 585 Flower City how much do we pay for this 512 gig Kodak 3550 35 bucks for a 512 gig SSD let's just load up some files and see if it works shall we H you know what 270 megabytes per second that's actually pretty fast now would I trust it with important keepsakes memories things I really didn't want to lose maybe not but if you have a backup and you wanted to have some relatively quick storage I actually don't think this is terrible this is I I'm going to give you a hint this is the whole reason you wanted to do this episode oh wait a minute is this my little uh PE Pew yes it's for ages 12 and up what was I thinking yeah we should definitely not give that to you no who wants to get sh fixing the tail handle of the crossbow oh good lord considering there's only like four screws in that bag I feel like this is not that complicated you're not that complicated yeah I know all right my friends we're about to see just how dangerous my teu crossbow is in three two 1 whoa je uh okay I broke my crossbow Stellar deals I'm a space lover I'm a lover of all space do I want what what is the how's the space all right let's see what we can find oh I can uh adventur is calling being a dad is an honor being papa is priceless if you ever SE me wear this shirt you have permission to punch me in the face ooh okay here's an item I actually would like to try this is a quote invis ible sleep Wireless earphone this says it's basically just a Bluetooth pair of headphones but the idea is is that it's completely flush so that you can lay down and it wouldn't really bother you I'm actually kind of interested okay uh it I thought this is a mouse but the fact that it's a hat makes it a lot worse hot top 10 gaming laptop a cor9 10 880h GTX 1650 for $144 I am not getting this laptop I'm not getting this laptop I'm going to add it to the card oh this is NE wait what is this dual SIM standby power bank flashlight 2.2 in screen big keyboard loud speaker so wait it says dual SIM card so wait this is a $42 phone it looks like one of like the OG like cell phones oh it's also got MP3 and MP4 support so on your giant phone you could watch a video on a 2-in screen all right I'm I will get this this is cool all right my friends I think we've got all the whery tech items we need now I'm going to ask you to please subscribe to the channel and Ringling the dingling button as we begin this beautiful Montage of Austin standing by the door waiting longingly for the FedEx man to deliver my wiery tech package so we can continue the video all right this is very bouncy so here's the thing unlike timu wish has like little labels on the front that will kind of tell you like some really vague BAS description I'm not going to read them because who wants to watch mystery Tech where I know what the items are even though I did order these like a month ago but it was a month ago I've completely forgotten everything why is it so pink what did I order Jesus what is it is that allow oh it's a okay I think this is a back pillow thing right or a tongue no looks no the other way the other way the other way the other way this looks just not it kind of looks like your nose oh all right so it is it's got like some Flex to it so as I kind of put the weight of my neck down it actually does kind of work from here it actually don't look that bad it looks comfy here's the thing though how's it massager like I know it's got some bumps what am I supposed to do like I think it's just a pillow you just squirm just I mean this makes me feel like yeah um squirm well how much did you paay for it $5.7 that's not bad well what a great item to start out this sory tag that was bad on my part all right we've got uh what the hell is this it's just all written in Chinese I feel like at this point you should have learned Chinese when in doubt Google translate yeah wait is this not Chinese am I stupid wa no no it is absolutely Chinese it is right it is no it is just open it yeah we are so over the Google translate part of this I just wanted to know what my box is going to be then open it open it what that what's the fun and opening wa you think that this series ising show inside we have oh yeah the big chungus phone so wait what is a phone it's a phone oh no no no hang on one moment please let me just uh we need the actual experience wow this looked like it came out when Matt was born bro well it has on little sticker here dual St uh stuff on it so we take this off we've got ourselves a holy freck that's a battery this is a 22.2 w hour battery like aka the battery size of a small laptop and inside there you go you got yourself Sim 1 Sim 2 and what looks to be like a Micro SD um wow the hwin h99 all right let's uh let's dial it up oh okay all right welcome so we do have a little display you what let's get ready to rumble it does that every time you turn it on look if you're walking around taking calls like this you're committed to a lifestyle that I'm envious of so we've got FM I'll press new music Discovery you know I just had the greatest hang what say why is it so loud this is the loudest thing in the world oh I got it off oh my God why is it so wish loud okay let's go menu phone book messaging multimedia tools I want tools change baby wait what what wait no charge baby it says charge baby charge baby charge baby charge Baby Come Back eBook reader who is going to read an ebook on this what what I got exactly what I asked for I don't know why I asked for it all right we've got ourselves the all good Lord I think so Ken you're going to remember this this is like OG I think this was one of those like first couple episodes of mystery Tech items oh no look at the time my phone's dead that's phone dead a clock well you know what I need to do I need to charge it so I'm going to use my battery bank here so I'm going to plug in the usba to my battery bank and I'm going to plug this into my Z flip we're going to plug it in oh no this wasn't the mystery Tech this is the mystery Tech right we we that absolutely what why is he doing that Joanna will'll tell you when you're older I got it all right wish has got the goods today I'm feeling good about this right now so these are the MD 538 headphones oh I we just remember why we bought this cuz like why did I buy this this is oh my God so see these cool looking UFO headphones yeah that box is a lie this is in fact a different kind of headphone okay so that's where the earbuds go but let me actually pop them out here oh it's the Som so much worse it's a bit of the ear the idea with these is that they are meant to actually live in your ears while you sleep that's why they're so weirdly flat the noise it makes when it like turns on is literally the windows USB like the dunk the dunk okay they don't look as bad as I thought yeah so for less than $11 I'm not expecting amazing sort of audio quality but uh let's give it a try these actually have base really like legitimate base that's almost surprising as the face that's on the back of the case of the headphones it's going what look at the back of the case it's making a face no dude these are not bad headphones it just sounds like they're a little muddy like it's you sound like you're listening to like a good car stereo but from outside the car that doesn't sound good what do you what oh no that's not comfortable at all what no that is what that doesn't work I don't think I could give this a w it's still a little like it doesn't quite land but it's it's neat I'm saying these are better than I initially expected for flesh he look like an egg from here I hate flesh egg Legos all right this is 100 classic games sorry but your princess slaptop is in another Castle wait refunded wait the back wa look at the back refunded was this the laptop wait wait wait wait wait wait this is character development so if you've never watched wiery Tech before almost every episode I end up ordering one big ticket item you know an Xbox or PS5 and sometimes I've gotten the items but most of the time I've gotten these weird sort of phantom like shipment notifications where oh it was delivered but no package ever showed up they take my money it sucks are you trying to tell me that they preemptively cancelled my order and gave me my money back without getting scammed yes is this the wish.com that I know oh good lord why is this red leather oh no wait a minute this is my Kenzie cosplay oh God wait what no no no no no it's great look see it's just a simple red bucket hat you've seen my teu fit it's time to get Wisher teched up with my Jorts are those oh okay like the 90s like wait uh I feel like I'm uh I need my oh you know what I need I need a k extra extra read all about it I'm actually not going to lie you don't look horrible in that all right let's see here I don't it's fashion jewelry I don't oh this this is this is it oh okay all right that's fine for I mates welcome the Austin sty Emporium can I get you some bangers and mash can I give you some dental hygiene lessons Europe never heard of it right I forgot I ordered this oh oh my god oh he's popping the co oh my God this is what a true Alpha looks like that's exactly what we guessed it was going to look like let's go ahead and cut uh we're going to be right back after we find out what this thing is why hello there welcome back to wiery Tech don't mind that minor PlayStation related emergency I have now changed my fit and I'm ready to continue with the video ow I should not have tried to catch that oh thank thank you very much I was so confused as what I was looking at so it's a Coke dispenser I mean bottle opener plant water water machine you're you're going to spill this everywhere I'm so nervous by by this this table's going to be sticky forever oh my God stupid you stupid idiot I'm just going to no I was I was going to take can't let some coke go to way all right so this is an electromagnetic radiation tester so as we all know electromagnetism is radiation therefore it's bad and if you're holding a phone right now you're being Electro magnetized and as the Geneva Convention States that's bad when you step outside that there's electromagnetic radiation everywhere the sun yeah all right I'm going to turn it on and there's no electromagnetism around Let's uh let's investigate so camera oh oh whoa we went from zero looks like it comes down we get closer to the camera look at this 8 13 18 20 31 34 we're all going to die we're all going to die oh it stopped okay so what about these oh our microphone ah look look look I even get remotely close to our audio station look at this the one with four Wireless receivers how how high can we get in the middle a wall Ken you have radiation in your brain all right toward zero okay okay okay well it's about to didn't work it didn't work huh interesting you think phones would be electromagnetix oh oh here we go the reasons why you want to be careful with electromagnetism cancer direct harm to the human genital system these all like sound like symptoms after watching an Austin Evans video oh it's our floating light boy all right I'm actually kind of excited for this so if you watched this show for a while thank you uh but you're also probably familiar with some of the wild and weird gadgets specifically the kind of uh I would describe his toy style gadgets that we've looked at over the years this I believe is a magnetic wirelessly powered lamp uh which if this works I'm going to be super amp all right so I can tell that there's like a magnetic ring all the way around right so I need to kind of get in the middle for That Sweet Spot there we go there we go nope that's what was Afra of with this if you have the patience you can get it right right but you have to be very precise magnets boy hey it works we have mobile phone cable mobile phone cable did I order cable does this say USBC cable maybe knowing you you'd be like oh look a cable that's interesting it's called doing my job Matt sometimes I wish that I come up with better puns this is yes it is okay so this I'm actually low-key a little bit excited for it is a USB C Toc cable but it has a little screen built in so there are a couple versions of this now uh when they first came out they were quite expensive um I'll say this actually feels very high quality like the actual um like sleeving on the cable feels pretty nice it says it's a 100 wat USBC cable so let's plug it into my Z flip and see what happens 17 17 Watts which my Z flip will do 25 Watts but that's Max because I'm at 63% yeah 16 17 Watts that actually sounds about right now for me this is like one of those like nerdy things where you don't need this I mean obviously your device is charging without a little screen but the ability for you at a quick glance to see exactly how much power is being pulled is actually kind of cool today on teamu Tech we're going to find some of the coolest most interesting Andor worst gadgets we can possibly get our hands on and oh boy it's teamu full of weird weird gadgets all right here's one rechargeable long range laser pointer for nigh hiking dude if this is really okay it says it's like insanely strong this like seems like one of those things that uh you get in trouble with if you use the wrong way but I am a responsible adult who would definitely not do anything illicit with a laser pointer you know what I have looked the same the style has not evolved the kids are leaving me in the dust it's time to up my style quota by by buying a wig on this Mother's Day sale all right I'm going silver gray on my uh my hair whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa hand touchable Palm lightning sound speaker music Tesla coil so we did a Tesla coil on Myst Tech three or 4 years ago it was kind of cool it looked a lot jankier than this for 37 bucks I'm down to play with some electricity and potentially get thunders shocked oh no no no black technology to stop snoring excuse me what intelligent snore arrester snoring suppressor magnet double pulse you put this on your chin and it makes you stop snoring by Shocking you what the I got to stop doing this to myself eyebrow stamp stencil kit what the hell is this foldable mini washing machine if a $33 portable washing machine so you can wash her underwear and socks separately this actually seems like it might be kind of cool robot wireless speaker $13 portable Little Robot dude I mean it's probably not going to sound very good but it's really cute it looks like an old like mac all right my friends we've got a cart full of weird and wacky gadgets from teu so let's give it a few weeks for this stuff to actually show up and see if any of it is any good boy we've got a beautiful looking box here with a very clear instruction to not open are they calling me out here do not open like it's it's like taunting me all right let's see what we've got oh boy that's a lot of stuff okay so first off we have the S give I mean s g15 with detachable domineering monster ear you could complete the package what's the package oh oh good lord what oh I forgot I ordered this you're about to look like a Final Fantasy character I think I am cuz uh good Lord that is uh this is a wig in case you're curious this is a oh my goodness wig all right I'm about to become beautiful wow that's oh oh good lord these are the uh the ears Craig Figi about to give us the halftime report all right so what which way should my ears go do ears go spiky side out or like ooo side in uh so a problem I will immediately say that I've tried with some of these like really cheap headsets they've got on this little like uh splitter the aux and the USB but for this laptop it's too far away because the ox is on this side and the USB is on this side so I can only do one at a time I look like a DJ here we go I'll just pretend to be typing things okay that's not not allowed well 2012 was fun man uh those headphones sound very mid oh no not the lobster shoes I want them Lobster Shoes On My Feet man no I don't know why I order these things I do this to myself you know what they're just a couple happy little guys oh they're even bumpy I normally would uh wear socks and sandals but because you linest loving perverts are out there I'm instead going to take my socks off oh man if You' Ever Wanted The Cutting Edge in Lobster themed tire then these are clearly the shoes for you I'm not sure what the is this those are headlights that go on Crocs or other slippers oh my God here how I just hold it on the to my God that's going to be the wik uh screenshot of the day I do not want the tow head lights well well you know what we don't always get what we want in life but sometimes no we do ah fingerprint padlock don't need a key lockpicking lawyer your match has been made so this is a very high quality padlock that is a self-developed chip fingerprint unlock and under a second USB rechargeable and Morse code for emergency it is quite heavy I will say which is what a padlock should be the fact that this is not centered is UN unbelievably irritating middle fingerprint sensor how the hell did it know my fingerprint I teach you my fingerprint like you would set like touch ID or something okay good green is done okay I will say this setup process actually like very straightforward and makes sense all right let's see if I can unlock it okay so that works okay toss it to me so in theory oh it turned red yep splashing red okay and then hey this actually works I will still say though it feels cheapy right so like if you were buying this to protect anything serious like you could take like a pair of bolt cutters or whatever and like rip this thing apart in no time okay we've got a managerie of foam related accessories we've got a 200 times smartphone microscope that we're also going to pair that with a 36 time telephoto lens and a 150 mm F scope what's an F scope so we'll start with the telephoto lens so it does come with a little tripod that's actually very adorable it's like legitimately like a decent little tripod and then we've got ourselves a little phone mount too this is actually like a proper little kit like I was expecting nonsense it should be that is the most expensive thing we bought how much was my telephoto camera $45 $45 that's actually not that unreasonable a awesome that's like legitimately kind of cute so we're going to attach this here so you're doing it wrong oh what that's not that's never happened I've never done anything wrong in day in my life it's on the box look at the Box oh what so zoom in on the back of the side that looks so funny on your phone Austin creeper Evans out here with the hair and everything you want to be in a YouTube video all right I'm going to look at the back of the set okay so there's uh the little uh scale can I get that in oh I can get in Focus oh sh actually wait a minute honestly this is a little bit of a Vibe so for reference you can see where this is watch how far away it is that's how far away it is this thing is legitimately pretty neat so it definitely has a minimum Focus distance of like 20 20 damn feet um but it does work it's a little finicky it's a little hard to actually use you need to rely on the tripod and the weight of it does this so I mean I've tighten it down almost more than I feel like I should it might start to crack for too much longer this is really neat though like legitimately really fun okay so this is a microscope now uh as I think all the things I've got here they don't need like apps or anything they should just work with my phone I will say I used a microscope like this a long time ago but it wasn't for phones it was actually like a USB microscope which is neat for mystery Tech I think I just clipped this on I really don't think there's anything to it going to give you something too whoa the ocean and Stars in Your Eyes 3 wow we're going to start recording okay so I'm going to get closer and closer whoa that's actually kind of cool bro I gave you a hole Oh you mean like to actually open it oh I'm going to do the Box first it looks all blurry and everything right but as soon as you get nice and close look at the detail air or air less air right I have no idea this this quick sand painting oh look at that oh neat wow this is a beautiful piece of art it's somehow too far away I think because there's that layer of glass this is meant the Optics are meant to be like literally right on top of something what else can I show let's look at Roboraptor incredibly closely wow is he made of no keia phones no he's got like all these like veins in his eyes I've never noticed look at that honestly these kind of things work surprisingly well me me and Mr Monkey boy need to figure out what is inside this F scope what do we got here well something in a carrying case what did I buy oh yeah my dingdong 9,000 so wa there's so many of me who wants one of us when you can have all of us you know what else you can do with that how many items do we have in this episode uh we've got UV lights oh no and this is a blue light black light filter we've had this couch for a long time let's see what we got here all of the stains o ooh actually why oh oh we got something we got something there's some stuff on this couch that looks a little suspicious these look like uh bits of fuzzzy all right what is this uh other item all right laser pointer oh it says right here in the box that's in front of my face okay all right oh this is a big boy oh it's got a little uh lens cap that means it's a big boy oh my God ready set oh my god oh wa this is going to probably help the hair even more okay for sure so this is one of those bluo zappy Tesla coil speakers if you're wondering why my audio sounded weird for there um that's because I'm uh traveling dubbing so we've got a couple of little um neon lights and I have an electricity needle boy those are words that should not go together don't want that looks like a mini disc it looks dope is what it looks like look at that wow set up the electricity needle okay so I'm just going to screw that in okay so everyone who's afraid of needles this was an electric one so it's probably even worse oh Jesus Christ woo hit me with the beatbox Ken Encore y y dude that thing is so cool now the last thing to do here short of being DJ Austin all day is to actually play some music because if I Bluetooth to this it'll actually play the music on the electricity oh there we go boy we just spent like an hour playing with this thing it is so cool these microphones probably aren't doing it justice it's like it's not like a 16-bit song it's not like an 8bit song it's not like a four bit song it's like a two bit song it is such a basic level of like but you get into it especially you find something that's actually been properly designed for it it kind of works man that's cool speaking of electric El ah don't hit my electric needle Ken uh snore Circle how dare you how dare you even though I know that I was the one who ordered this like 3 weeks ago oh good lord oh my God oh my it looks like it looks like headphones look at the electrodes you put on your throat seems pretty simple just put it on and uh chalk away to ensure that the oh it already did it Zapped me okay you're not even storing yet no no I felt it like like as soon as it attack like uh my throat's moving oh we found a way to keep him quiet this thing actually got to work stop it stop it I feel like my neck muscles are moving without my permission this is the robot speaker it's a robot speaker behold oh he actually is really cute he's got posable arms and legs too that's legitimately adorable and USBC be still my heart it never gets old except for when it does this actually doesn't sound bad I'm listen to loud it is surprisingly loud this is great this is great T keep it coming man keep it com this is legitimately better than your phone speaker it's so cute you could put it on your backpack you could just have it as a little guy how much was this $ 1348 $13 that's cheaper than most like small like Cube Bo figers that's great yeah I didn't order that did I order that there's no video evidence of me ordering that I don't I would never have ordered something like that multi-function folding washing machine please read the instructions carefully before use when I read this I initially thought it was going to fold my clothes for me but then I realized oh no it's just the washing machine that folds and it's significantly less cool but let's give it a try nonetheless wow that's actually very small and that's it okay these instructions are all in Russian both sides are Russian all right okay we're activated and on the same sound as a PS5 okay so I'm going to put it into two minute semi dehydration homie mode boy it's so much bigger than I ever imagined it could be dirty close Okay and water I think I need more than this is not enough water okay so there is about one bucket full of water in here um I'm going to close it let's hit the button I do open it up yeah it lights up no it sounds like I just uh hit rewind on the VCR it's just doing its thing it's a little happy guy hey all right we'll see how my clothes are I don't really know what I expected and I'm pretty sure it was cheap how much did I pay for this on teu again um 338 8 you know what 33 bucks actually not crazy I mean it's very limited you're going to be putting in like a shirt and like you could even put like a pair of pants in here I think it's it's too small for that but for like some underwear or some some basic little things don't want to go to the laundromat and Ken has a massive sck collection that he needs to keep clean at all times I have seen your comments buy AliExpress check buy AliExpress Tech fine I'm going on AliExpress to look for some of the most unique gadgets on the internet okay so this looks very teu or Wishy oh this actually is interesting a $4 PS4 controller I I can get behind that yo oh actually this is kind of cool okay so this is one of the things I know alexpress is known for so I can buy screens for a wide variety of Nintendo consoles that I think is actually one of the main advantages of AliExpress is that they tend to have a little bit more Niche items but at significantly cheaper prices than you find on like Amazon or something not I'm not going to do it for this video but there might be a thing where I try and maybe fail to buy a bunch of stuff from AliExpress and fix up and refurbish some old consoles subscribe and ring link the ding link button if you want to see that video I actually kind of want try to buy some junk consoles and fix them that actually would be legitimately fun $3 for a little micro console now this I will say again I'm not actually seeing this one specifically I've tried some that are kind of similar and these are kind of bad but at three bucks whatever man I don't I'll give it a shot I have so many things in my car right now and I spend like 25 bucks this is great this is great categories oh let's go to men's fashion exotic apparel H oh wow a ball lifter well we're going to censor this nope don't don't oh ho what the someone has taken an actual supposedly motherboard from a GameCube SL a we I guess they've modded it into a GameCube controller handle and it's portable $500 I've got to try this I've got 100% got to try this oh okay this video got a lot more expensive real quick all right my friends it is time to press that big red order button and I'll see you in 1 to two months when all of our AliExpress Tech arrives there we go so our items from AliExpress took a very long time and unlike something like wish or chimu they each arrived individually which means that I actually have no idea which box is which so let's just crack it open this get shipped all the way from China and it sounds like this this is what did you order so oh my God it's a fake either this is a knockoff of a phone that is 11 years old or they remade the box I will say I have a real fondness for the Samsung Galaxy S3 the S3 was the very first phone I was ever invited to I'd never actually like properly used a uh a shiny new smartphone really before this yo wait a minute is this actually real the button feels decent dude remember when phones were this small this is like a 4. like 3 in screen or wa open the back open the back yeah yeah yeah let's see let's see that's a real Thum that's a real Thum hold on wait wait wait okay I got a Smoking Gun here copyright 2015 Samsung Electronics this is a 2012 phone okay I knew something suspicious about this thing okay we're going put this aside we're going to let charge for a minute and we'll come back to that okay so again I have no idea what any of these things are um and definitely forgot I ordered this one moment please behold my friends my brand new shirt courtesy of AliExpress what does it say this man ate my son oh I think my Galaxy S3 may actually be charged up enough now this screen is not bad it is not bad just the bloops just yeah just a little so right now this is running Android 4.3 uh-oh your device has been modified software updates are not available yo I don't like that at all how has it been modified okay uh you know what we got to do we got to do a camera test battery critically low okay we're going to hurry up real quick I mean honestly L though this is totally fine this is totally fine I can tell you divide one these absolutely not but it's a blast from the past and it's it's it's Unique wait that's okay okay okay all right this my friends it is incredibly well wrapped this is the book 8088 now this was actually not insanely expensive right yeah it was like just over 200 bucks okay all right let's see so this is uh I will immediately say before I even open this a lot smaller than I thought I don't know why looking at the photos I assume this a little bit more like regular laptop size I mean that's a hand for scale inside we have oh it's so cute um the stickers are a little little scuff looking we have a couple of speakers a display which has a little tab on it and a very small keyboard like this is like 75% it even had I it's got like a new Windows 10 style key on it and then we also have a couple of little doors here that's our actual CPU which you can literally just open up and touch let's plug this in and bring our book 888 to life okay so I have now gotten myself into Windows 3.1 unfortunately without a mouse I'm a little bit limited on what I can do let's play duck can I load duck I did it I'm in Magi duck ah no he's shooting up at me it's it's Grimace it's Grimace go away Grimace I did it notepad there we go notepad that's what I want so this keyboard's not good I I don't fully understand why they went with such a tiny keyboard so this is really really neat I think this is a great example of something that is perfect for AliExpress right because this is not a mainstream normal item it does have a little bit of that DIY sort of quality I just am sad to say I don't know if I'm the right person to fully appreciate it cuz it's neat it's weird but I don't really have a lot of things I know how to do on Windows 3.1 or dos I'm just proud that I could get Windows to actually launch to begin with and I got notepad up and running that's that's about all I can do hey wait hand it to me gently so we can prove that we didn't do this uh hello my friends and welcome to the double shock 4 so at first I thought this box was massively smashed I still think it is but it also looks like maybe oh no it's that's is actually meant to look like this like is that the shape is that a rhombus so this is a double shock four wireless controller which allows me to charge two PS4 controllers simultaneously wait do I have a controller or do I have a dock for this what this is I know this is a controller wait is yeah yeah yeah control it will we be double shocked or oh yeah that that well oh look at the honestly the buttons don't feel bad the triggers uh like to me this feels like it's like 85% right it's not quite there but if this actually works when we plug into a PS4 11 bucks dual shock 4 yeah so it shows up so as far as a PS4 is concerned this is a proper dual shock 4 your mind is going to vary a little bit on the overall quality of this but like at first glance this is really not bad what else do we have from AliExpress okay so this is a set of Lenovo think plus live pods so I looked at a similar version of the Lenovo earbuds off of I think it was wish or teu uh a little while ago yes teu and they were surprisingly good for really cheap how much were my think plus live pods $8 $8 I mean these can be pretty bad they're still going to be worth eight bucks these look like they're at least they're oh they're not okay that's not black that's green okay um okay that's fine that's fine oh that's a really interesting design so they're kind of shaped a little bit like airpods but they have a very small little rubber tip on them it's super super small I have never seen a pair of earbuds like that uh USBC charge okay that's a big win at 7 eight bucks and you know what I'll say this case is delightfully tiny look how small that is it's just a little guy okay so pairing was instant uh it just you just take them out and they work bro okay do they sound amazing no do they sound a little worse than like regular normal airpods yes but they sound a bit worse they don't sound 96% worse or whatever the actual price difference is do I have can can someone give me another thumbs up I need like three thumbs up yeah there we go okay that's oh I got it I cat it the sf200 handheld game console and this is the other one right I got two of these so this first one was Ultra cheap so around back we have three aaa's all right uh you also have your speakers uh on the back which is obviously best for the audio to come through my hands you can get some of these on like wish and whatnot but AliExpress is absolutely loaded with these and there are dozens and dozens of different designs most which are not very good but I know there are a couple of gems I don't know if this is going to be it but let's give it a try okay we have 128 games Angry Bird super contra tiny tune Galaga so I'm assuming there's a bunch of Nesta games troj nuts milk they have nuts milk I'm playing nuts milk oh wow okay this is actually kind of cool very slow but it works all right all right all right here's the thing I got the idea with this one for 10 bucks I mean h there's a certain level of which I don't think this is I mean it's 10 bucks you can't go that long but like H maybe spending a little bit more like our sf200 might be a better move okay so going from 10 to 15 we have USB which is USBC so instead of using AAA batteries we've actually got a rechargeable battery here we have a micro SD to USB adapter so I'm assuming you use this to like load up the ROMs but the fact that it comes with a Micro SD adapter is cool and then we've got the actual console itself oh you know what it's actually kind of weird so it's like very thick on this side uh clearly the battery is right underneath here so it's a little bit kind of like front heavy but it's not terrible Okay so we've got abxy dpad we have one little thumb stick which feels actually like a switch thumb stick in fact I feel that's from a joyon like that feels and looks exactly like a joy-con stick let's give it a try see what we got hm we need to plug it in the red light turns on like it's acting like it should be doing something turn it on locate the power switch and slide to the right the indicator light will turn red once the device is on it's turning red and yet the screen's not lighting up H uh oh let me try plugging it in we may actually have an issue here oh no I think it's Thea cuz the light's turning on like it's got power I'm going to plug it in let charge I think it's dead though that's so sad cuz like if this thing actually worked for 15 bucks this would legitimately be a cool little emulator I guess that's one of the downsides when it comes to ordering stuff from sites such as AliExpress good luck trying to get a refund or shipping the product back I mean you can probably go through the process but are you actually going to get it back I don't know all right do you have something over there that's going to cheer me up because I need a real cheering will this cheer you up I don't know well you should catch it if it's over there now when we were looking through AliExpress there were a large number of um intellectual property looseness um so uh this is someone made this ROM a Pokemon Black and White 3 Genesis it's even got a copyright date from Azure keys wait so it says 2023 but the cart said it was 2020 I thought okay so this is a very new rom hack so basically this is using Pokemon Crystal as the base but it's actually based in yovo which is the fifth generation of Pokemon games all right I'll be I'll be mad Matt Marlin was waiting for you until just a few minutes ago can I take a Pokemon yeah can I have a Pokemon please wow yeah they remade the whole region look at that Pokemon League Victory Road okay this is cool again I will restate uh I'm a little uncomfortable with the idea of someone on AliExpress profiting from loading someone's rom hack onto an actual cartridge and buying it like that to me not great that being said though it does work and also it is functioning what this is very fabcy what is this it is uh related is it related is this what I think it is I'm a big fan of Pokemon I'm just going put that out there and I would like to share the love so I have acquired a series of masks to let us all live our best Pokemon life um I call bulbas Star so y'all can have your pick of these guys well here goes nothing if you see the three of us walking down the street go the other way yeah you want to mess with us Jigglypuff Jigglypuff you got to do the right actual Jigglypuff like sounds Jigglypuff Jigglypuff why can you do that can you say can you serenate as a Jigglypuff jig you know what I'm not going to sleep anytime soon I'll be honest with you this is also well packed which makes sense because it is shipped a very long way oh okay all right so we have a power adapter so we'll put that off the side but it actually comes in a carrying case inside this box is a portable Nintendo GameCube so AliExpress have a wide variety of different handheld actual modified consoles and this is one of them this is unbelievable oh my w God the craftsmanship on that so let me get my head around it so we've got our l&r buttons we have two shoulder buttons which are a little sticky we have an ax we have our Barrel plug and our switch all right all right is everyone ready I just forgot he was jiggly didn't take it off it's too funny okay okay here the fan spinning up screen's coming to life yes there we go so we've got a bunch of GameCube games which look like they're already loaded up here so let's try Mario Kart shall we I will say the screen is not amazing it's a little bit rough that being said I mean whatever right so what we've got here is a jailbroken Wii motherboard put in here so it's actual native hardware and then it's just connected to a small 7in display right so as far as this thinks it's just a Wii sitting on like a table or something oh wait a minute I'm just realizing something it's a Wii but obviously we've got the GameCube controller so maybe it's a Wii Just because they can cut the board down for a Wii but all the games are GameCube games so it's actually probably much more meant to be a portable GameCube even if technically the underlying guts are Wii this does not come cheap uh I believe this was almost 500 bucks oh my friend it is $550 here's the thing I can't tell you you go buy one of these like this is a really Niche item but the fact that this kind of stuff exists on AliExpress is massively cool you're not going to find this on most places just cuz it's so custom and handbuilt and everything but just the engineering that went into something like this is incredibly cool welcome back to teu Tech what is this cervical neck traction device it's an inflatable neck pillow what who wants an inflatable this looks not good this is an item I'm actually kind of curious about the Lenovo ThinkPad th30 wireless headphones okay so the reason I say this is that Lenovo actually make quite a variety of really nice looking headphones or at least nice sounding headphones for 18 bucks I think these actually could be good Professional Wireless lavalier microphone for iPhone wait is this actually Wireless so it looks like two like wireless mics kind of like the one that I've got on my shirt right now and then it goes into your iPhone or you can go into a type-c port oh hey yo yo wait this is something cool stylus pen for iPad blah blah blah blah blah it's an apple pencil I'll try it explosives head massager now hold on do we need to use the word explosive beside head massager are you sure that this is not like the brain download 9,000 realistic Burger pillow and it's the video is the person to faceing the burger oh my God this is the B this is the best this is the best there's a list of Pokemon games so fire red Lea Green Ruby Sapphire Emerald all the Game Boy advanced Pokemon Mainline games for $4 now as we all know real copies of the games have been out of print for 20 years and are quite expensive especially Emerald I'm going to investigate the veracity of the these claims cuz I don't know if this is legitimate electric scraping instrument scraping obviously we're ordering a wide variety of items from teu and hopefully most most of them make a wonderful hilarious video but I think it's also about time that we do some teu on this is what if I order some extra items specifically for Matt on this is don't tell him what this is and make him do the electric scraper all right my friends time to hit the order button and see exactly what teu has got in store for us today let's take a look at what we whoa my voice cracked oh no what's it like being 12 let's take a look T check okay I remember ordering this one now what the wait did I order this as an extra large hello internet's busiest tech nerd here unfortunately there was another item that was going to complete my Anthony fantana cosplay but unfortunately teu did not include it so oh wait wait wait is this oh okay so this is a phone mount for POV shooting this is like a head strap here a basically like a straight GoPro strap but then you connect your phone using this adapter so if you ever want to get those super cool POV shots and you want to go out there and buy yourself a fancy action camera well you can show exactly what the world looks like from your point of view using your Tay cellone all right seven bucks I can kind of forgive a little bit of uh sus quality so I'm going to gently place this on my head this look a little small for a head strap ah boy this is not going to be comfortable for long okay how's it look so this is what it's like to be me I'm walking around making fun of Ken I don't know I'm just going to wear this to unbox the next item all right oh yeah hey Ken you're musically inclined right uh I listen to music that means you're qualified to help me operate this piece of equipment BR this is a midi control keyboard which is apparently battery powered has 25 velocity sensitive slim Keys velocity sounds like Velociraptor which means that it's cool there are a lot of very high quality midi controllers out there and there are some cheap ones this might be the cheapest one I've ever seen which I will say I don't know anything about anything so this is the mwave uh I will actually say it looks nice keys are fine it seems actually relatively well built I mean especially considering we paid 50 bucks for this thing including shipping this is an iPad Mini yep we've got a USB hub with the midi keyboard plugged in and garage band yeah and I think it works at a base level we took a little time to configure it but uh okay how does this work so how much of this actually works in garage band for iPad with the keyboard part of the app uh you can actually do a fair bit obviously keyboard stuff works you can change your pitch okay okay you can change octaves so oh so basically because obviously it's a what 20 something key however small yeah it's not a lot um you can go three octaves above and below um you also have programmable pads they're pre-programmed to whatever oh there we go beat pads work so then this is where we would actually load things up here you go okay well A's going to start making beats it's going to be funny this is this is the beginning of the new arc DJ not Duncan DJ DJ not DJ not Duncan you know as a YouTuber it's important to have a little bit of insurance cuz you never know when you're going to get a little bit of hot water which is why I have printly purchased my apology ukulele oh oh oh look it's here okay so can I just uh I'll sing in the key of f oh oh I'm so sorry I probably did something that made you mad what would be our band name the overclocks oh my Apple stylus pencil let us investigate this pencil okay so well I mean clearly this is meant for other stuff cuz there's stuff that's missing in here but that's fine um oh what happened to charging on the iPad huh okay so this does look at first glance like a pencil it's got the same kind of like flat Edge but I'm assuming wait what no it doesn't what oh yep there is a in fact a USBC Port which at least it's USBC oh it kind of wait wait wait wait whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa hold on a second I put it on it immediately lit up green I think the iPad's actually charging it the problem is is the iPad is used to you know using a actual apple pencil so it's not like really an interface or anything oh wait wait whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa wait it worked for like one second does it need to charge so normally I would just say oh this is like some lame piece of tech from teu don't buy it but the thing is I've seen Quinn actually did a terrific video buying some tech from teu and one of them was uh maybe not this exact apple pencil but he got an apple pencil on timu which worked relatively well and the fact that this did work for a second before stopping makes me think that we're missing something here does it work yeah actually oh no my now my apple pencil doesn't work oh wait so it's pairing as a new Apple pencil every time turning off and on Bluetooth definitely works okay I'm going to try to do it lightly now so here's the thing this as far as I can tell for like normal use is actually totally fine as a stylist now I don't think it has quite that same level of the Fidelity especially like the pressure sensitivity of a standard pencil but if you just want to use this as a navigation device to be able to scroll through your iPad or to be able to jot like some quick notes down honestly I would actually save the hund whatever dollars I need more mystery Tech in my life um okay so this is quite a squashed box and I don't even know what it is cuz the label's kind of gotten squashed with it your guess is as good as mine well we're about to find out together my friends just like we're about to find out if you really hit the Subscribe button did you actually hit it what is that what is wait this is not what I thought is what specifically this is the crotch stretcher wait wait wait wait wait sorry time out this is the crotch stretcher here goes nothing is this what I thought I was going to do when I woke up this morning probably not but is it the content that you deserve yeah you know what you've done oh that's a Vibe no no no no NOP here is the uh explosive head massager that's really FM is my face vibrating right now can you tell not really so it's vibrating every time it vibrates my vision goes like you put the earthquake filter on and Final Cut this is the metal detector with 360 side detection and penp pointing tip I heard that someone's smuggling some metal in my studio okay victim you're supposed to be enforcing the law stand up T pose T pose there's no metal ah I found metal let me find some other metal what if it can it detect tungsten yeah I mean this works I guess if you're looking for metal and you know gold or whatever it works apparently my ring is real my heated vibrating knee massager boy you know I just picked some some items this these are some of the items on te- so I don't know how well we're going to be able to show this cuz it just looks like I've got a KNE brace on but I've got a little screen here so I'm going turn it on unfortunately I'm wearing jeans which I'm realizing probably not um smart move as it warms up let's go ahead and start some vibration oh okay oh so actually it vibrates quite low okay we're just going to go full full speed I'm immediately going to say this pretty good oh yeah no I I see what you mean I need that on my kneecap yeah you got like really hike it up but that came with some Force um so this my friends is a big old Burger wow well uh wish me luck my friends I'm going to go uh take a trip to burgertown hey guys this is Austin MC Duncan oh oh I know what this is why am I sinking into it this oh wow so if you pump it up a little bit this probably pretty nice out plane you pump it up all the way I can't feel my face anymore oh my God I'm not kidding okay try to like move my head around some oh my God this is a wireless lavalier microphone much like the microphone that I wear on myself all the time so we use quite expensive lavalier wireless microphones here in the studio so the idea that timu will sell me a far cheaper option sounds really appealing this was only $6 which makes me think there's no way it's going to be good and is it even going to work I mean that's like ridiculously cheap I will immediately say I do have all my bits and Bobs no microphone attached at least by lightning as you can see I have it in my hand here so this is directly from the iPhone 13 mini this is what the $6 teu mic sound like all right here I am from like whatever 30 ft away it's too loud that's the my main criticism is that it feels like the gain on the mics is way too high but we paid $6 for a double wireless mic kit are you kidding me that just literally worked with zero setup though it is almost out of battery well it it's probably no because it's unpaired cuz this thing's unplugged oh it's unpaired yeah I I mean for $6 I have no idea what you could ask for that's more and because it's so loud all I would do is maybe just hold the mic a little bit farther away and I think it actually sounds fine and lower your tone of voice no so we all know in life pay full prices for soccers and you know we are we're winners we're winners who buy fake airpods to look cool now we've looked at a lot of fake airpods over the years this is uh they've gotten clever they don't put Apple logos if you look even though the packaging is vaguely reminiscent of an actual although man it doesn't sound good it's vaguely reminiscent of real airpod but they're clever enough to not put any Apple logos on it so technically no trademark infringement required well I will immediately say while they do work the magnets aren't right they're too lightweight but I mean from here can you tell those aren't real airpods Pro five bucks man look there's a certain level of which the Jank is fine and $5 is the level in which the Jank is fine here's another Lenovo okay so here's the thing Lenovo is an actual brand so 18 bucks is quite cheap for overear Bluetooth headphones but it's starting to get to the point where you can get sort of regular options on like Amazon and whatnot oh look at this cannot verify airpods these headphones cannot be verified as genuine Apple airpods would you like to connect anyway I have never seen that before yes I would like to connect anyway that might also explain why the listing is discontinued oh if they removed this from uo yes let me describe to you what I'm hearing right now say this is a flat frequency curve right so You' got your load your mids or highs well here are my lows that's it it's like have you ever sat beside a subwoofer oh they actually pause when you take them out okay I I don't want to condone these things they've clearly been removed like they're trying to become airpods and while they sort of function a little bit like airpods there's no noise cancelling and the sound quality I can only describe as hilarious let's try these Lenovo which I think are going to be far far better wow that's quite the colorway well you you know what though okay so the cushions are soft the headband is all right I mean clearly quite cheap plastic but at the price point nothing that seems unreasonable oh it's so much better it's 17 bucks these are not bad the problem is is that I almost feel like there's probably headphones you could spend like 17 18 20 bucks on for Amazon that are about the same which is why would you buy from teu at that point cuz I feel like teu is kind of like the budget option they're not spectacular however they do work there's nothing that's horrible about them they're built reasonably well they're comfortable but they don't sound they're fine this is the most tricked out flying spinner boy these kids look just like they're having a great time so I think the idea is that they kind of can hover and because it's got like sort of this sort of um protective ball around it you're not going to hurt your finger oh okay catch wrong way catch W seven bucks man this thing's kind of cool as we all know teu is the home of the wild west of devices and most importantly intellectual property um so this my friends is a completely real and legitimate copy of Pokemon Emerald you can tell by the uh suspiciously lightweight of the cartridge and the odd printing now if you want to buy a proper copy of Pokémon Emerald today you're talking about like I don't know 80 bucks maybe 100 bucks um but these reproductions supposedly are actually decent this is $4 there we go look at that so here's the thing I am a little bit torn on this uh partially because also it's it's really hard to see on camera it's too big can you see on the bottom of this game boy it like sticks out by like I don't know half a millimeter which is definitely not accurate or correct I think Nintendo already talked to teim about it cuz is it gone oh oh look at this so for 13 bucks I do not expect that this is a real razor product I will say though it is quite convincingly uh remanufactured looking at the box it's got the right kind of pull oh actually you know what no it's not the right pull tab it looks like the right pull tab but it's made out of of uh paper instead of plastic there's a part of me that thinks this is real that's the thing it's good enough that at least it makes you stop and think oh you know what well do oh no no no that's not real look at the font that's not real that's definitely not real a damn it I was it's pretty good though man they had us in the first half yeah no like this packaging like this isn't quite right it's not like crazy F this is not quite right this is very close to real razor packaging do you want to know what happened to the listing on Teemu is it gone yeah oh they took the listing down that's also a big giveaway all right let's plug it in okay it does light up green and so does the wheel okay it is mousing right now although wow that that does not look good you can tell it's not real cuz it's not ask me to install synaps you took my money again um never going to give in cuz you took my money and you took my stuff and I only got half of what I want but guess what I like use and I can't stop making teu videos today we are going to be putting teu to the test I'm going to be buying nothing but gaming gear games game consoles you name it from teu we're going to see is it real or is it fake all right let's just look up Nintendo right surely we're going to see nothing but uh legit stuff here Super Mario Odyssey for Nintendo switch which is a $41 copy of the game apparently uh it's at 68 % off normally it's $133 so this is one of those items that seems pretty legit right like surely they're not going to give me a fake Super Mario Odyssey right I feel like I've seen this before it's a like PSV to knockoff that they just colored like a switch it uh apparently will play free games and it is for Christmas Halloween and a Thanksgiving Day gift you know I love to celebrate the Thanksgiving season by giving my loved ones in life a knockoff PS v that is scanned to look like a switch but for 28 bucks what could go wrong oh wait no this is actually cool hold up hold up so it's just a little plug that you put in the back of an N64 and it gives you a 1080p out with a 3.5 mil audio jack for 12 bucks that's actually legitimately kind of cool so these are like weird knockoff joycons that are transparent which I'm always a big fan of transparency but it comes with this like M sort of shape so it's rotated around and it comes with both a high and a short 3D joystick for 18 bucks dude I feel like I do a whole video just on switch stuff this is actually great everyone to add RGB to your ps 5 well with this ugly USB powered extension you can load it up inside your PS5 and have beautiful RGB Wow Let's look up razor so okay there's a lot of Razor stuff here is it real so this is the razor wired ergonomic Universal game Mouse boy that font does not fill me with confidence this a $17 Mouse uh sure oh this is going to be bad uh switch VR headset now there are a couple of switch games that do support VR I'll give it a try this is this is not to good so with that my friends it's time to push the Big Orange checkout button and I'll see you on the other side I'm very excited for today's video because we got some really legitimately cool things not legitimately really who needs a first party like Nintendo seal of quality when I got the teu Seal of quality what no all right oh well I see a game right off the top so what's different is so this is the uh Hong Kong version of Super Mario Odyssey in Chinese which hopefully there's an English language option over on this side we've got a Japanese model switch light okay so this seems totally legitimate that's I mean that's definitely a real switch light I mean obviously you could spend a little bit more money and get a US model switch which does come with a proper warranty but if you compare that with a u switch mean this seems fine thank you very much uh let's though see how the game is all right inside we've got hey h game of course there's only one real true test to see if this is a legitimate switch cartridge don't do it no uh oh oh uh you mean put put it in the the switch yeah it's real it tastes very bitter let's see what we got yeah it's just this is just straight straight up uh Super Mario Odyssey I love Bowser and his pimp Arc yeah I mean look I don't know what there is to say negative about this I mean it is certainly an authentic legitimate switch the game is real everything works just fine we can't say that we got scanned by teu I mean we got exactly what they promised at relatively decent pricing so two thumbs up Good Start yeah you know what here Ken let's do this old school why don't you just throw me items yeah we'll spice it up a little bit look it's ditto ditto you said like the good old days this like the good old days stop blocking the road how much should I pay for these Pokemon accessories and autal the Snorlax costume is $21 and the ditto plush is nine what good deal across the board I'm going to use ditto to transform back into Austin whoa look it worked man my little buddy knows how to use transform to bet didn't transform into a better YouTuber or million dollar yeah I'd take a million dollars PS5 Okay so so we've got ourselves we've got ourselves uh LED strip lights for PS5 for both disc and digital which looks just lovely so after putting those little tiny bits of adhesive on let's give it a try so I'm going to start out with this fan now I think I need to just route them with the cables this way actually you know what that fits pretty well okay before we actually test this let's uh get rid of this a regular shell what is this a Sony commercial oh no no oh no no no let's take a look at these face plates so this is the Han cam console face plate for PS5 um if this looks a little de Brandy to you it's because it's very de Brandy and if it looks like they ripped the Legion logo they also did that too let's do it my friends and we've got the sh you know what that's actually kind of nice and here's the other side which is the exact same kind of thing so honestly like fairly high quality plastic I mean 34 bucks is not um not unreasonable honestly I mean certainly cheaper than any the other options out there and it is it's nice like I thought this is going to be like super cheapy but it's actually like pretty high quality plastic no that's not going on there uhoh I wonder is this too thick this causing a problem hey hey just just shove it really hard can we dim the lights and see how this looks so I'm going to start cycling through so I turn it green for example you can see what it's doing it looks cool from the top it looks yeah like Yeah from the top I agree but um boy that you know what this just not meant to be used with a shell like this I would argue it's also not meant to be used with a black shell like I would say throw the white shell back on or W okay that looks kind of cool wait that chase actually looks surprisingly nice like it is fluid animation but you can see look if you watch the chase you can see it doesn't quite line up with the holes in this shell which I guess is fair enough you can see it kind of goes like up here okay you know what I have the perfect answer because we have another set of shells oh wow that's a well thank you indeed um that is quite the shade of R orange orange wow so for context this is a good shade of red this is not um I think they forgot to turn the saturation up add a little extra red pigment in the die cuz this is um now I will say that this was also around $30 um and it's not even close I those other plates are so much better but let's put it on let's maybe fire up these LEDs again and see if it looks any better so remember that thing I was telling you about the quality of these plates being a little little subpar oh my gosh is that a super mini sn01 home entertainment system um how much was this Cheapo M Cheo face uh it was $25 too expensive too expensive so this is meant to look like the SNES mini except it's just look at look look quality smells like like nail polish remover let's fire up this disappointment a console give it a chance wait it's already on maybe I spoke too soon yeah I think you did what the he hey all right it works and it is a generic NES clone machine waa can't believe it UFO race now you know what I actually do want play UFO race that sounds fun we're never going to get Dar at this rate listen no audio listen that beautiful audio what it's just one lap this is the oh this is our Genesis cart right yeah we wouldn't be buying fake stuff from Teemu without some um sus ROMs and uh carts so this is for the Genesis and it is the super 4801 classic collection hot for gigabits which is probably enough for every single Genesis game ever um you know I'm kind of curious about I'm going to actually try it I'm going to open it up and see what's inside this thing uh maybe we should try it first H try try it oh yeah yeah yeah I'll open up in a minute after I try it um can you remind me how much this one was this was a whopping $35 this was $35 yes okay well uh you know uh I got nothing super 48 and one activate yeah keep in mind that this poor image quality is purely because we're using RF because it's the only cable we've got if we had a higher quality setup we would but this does actually seem like it's a thing so we've got 480 games for the Genesis what do I do wait I just died uh this is riveting yeah if you really want a bunch of ROMs for your Genesis you could buy this fake cartridge from teu which I'm now going to open up and see what's inside after I turn off the horrible satic cuz it says it's got 4 GB which obviously would be a tremendous amount for a Genesis cart which had probably oh so we've got a button cell battery on the back and then we've got a bit of flash memory an Alterra Max little chip so I guess I do kind of understand why this is $30 because I mean good luck trying to get your hands on one of these like trying to manufacture a new one today like this is probably all like super super old stock or whatever I mean these chips probably made 15 20 years ago ah team what we do with you when we want to find elicit back Market ROMs at kind of expensive pricing this is in back Market nope if it's back Market they probably would not be selling me any fake ROMs hey oh okay this is the one that I saw on team didn't understand this is the AR game console this was not massively expensive right uh it was kind of expensive it's $53 oh okay the reason why this really stands out to me is that when you go on teu and you're looking for things typically it falls into one of two categories either accessories or stuff for real consoles or fake versions of games or you know knockoffs or emulators or whatever this is neither of those this actually seems like at least on the surface like an actual legitimate real Standalone device which is really strange so I'm I'm curious to play with it and see like is this just based on something are we playing NES games in AR is this something that's completely unique like I'm just really curious okay well we've already got some stuff so HDMI it's a good start um USB a to a cable very strange this is an LED ball it has a USB port on it is what what the hell am I looking at here so confused I'm so confused okay so it's got a face of course it's got a face all right we got a lot of stuff going on here so we've got a little projector of some sort I think here maybe that's the camera I'm not sure we have a USB port on the top which I'm going to guess is for the LED we have a little switch on the back HDMI another usba and a micro SD card which is already installed which is 4 gabes so that's just I'm guessing our game slos or something uh it's telling me to plug in my wireless dance map which is equipped with batteries huh it doesn't the listening doesn't say anything about mat maybe it projects it on the ground well I guess there's one way to find out ah shouldn't have looked at that boy that's an LED doing my eyeballs I can't see anymore oh there we go dude it is so bright that is not something that you should be looking at with your eyes that hurt me here at overclock media we strive for excellence but in order to achieve this Excellence you will watch through a 101 step process on how we make our videos using stock footage we have revolutionized the ability to use AI generation to create content the people are not necessary when you have the AI so I've got motion sport games puzzle casual games AR games which apparently has a camera and classic games let's start with classic games a boy in his blob I'm going to play a boy in his blob that's that's the game I'm playing now it's just an NES game I think I know where this uh okay trouble on blob bone that's is that my blob so this just has NES games oh I'm supposed to throw him jelly beans what I don't know how to play a boy in his blob okay so it's got a bunch of NES games on it because of course it does let's try AR games next cut the fruit Grazy pingpong happy rope skipping header boy let's do cut the fruit so oh my God it's an actual camera what is this thing man this is actually kind of cool all right I'm going to move it down a little bit I'm a real person I'm a Fruit Ninja a nope nope let me do that dude this is actually legit who would have thought I could find something this on teu this is actually cool yeah this thing is truly one of the most bizarre items I've ever found on teu because it kind of works and works pretty well I mean the motion games suck um but the AR stuff and like the fact they've got a bunch of NES games randomly like this is actually kind of cool and importantly it has some great stock music you can just Vibe uh razor death adders essential and Logitech g102 so these are mice that are maybe or maybe not legitimate authentic and real uh how much was this cuz these are both like way too cheap right yeah so the Razer Mouse is $17 and the Logitech mouse is $23 both of the real versions of these mice should be a good chunk more expensive than that I would say even if they are some weird like gray Market something let's just take a look at them one at a time um this razor I mean like that looks like a dead giveaway that that's a fake box like it's kind of similar but I mean it literally like the text almost goes over the edge U okay well yeah that's okay that's not real razor Master guide pretty sure that that is not the Razer font look at the way it was typed it's like in the world tiniest little font no there's no shot I mean I think the real tell for both these things is going to be when I actually plug them into the laptop to see if they're recognize as generic mice or if they actually show up and work with you know Logitech or razor software uh it does say setting up razor death add essential okay and oh Razor stuff is popping up it's it's it's legit yep look I'll be honest if synapse believes it it looks as legit as it is it is suspiciously cheap I don't know what more you can say about it let's try the Logitech it's got a little G on the bag the uh it's got that very thin cable which looks like a real Logitech thing this is a real Mouse I am quite confident g102 oh yeah the selector working you know what I think we actually have two legitimate Mice from teu well hello there it is a couple of weeks in the future as you can see from the evolution of the set and I have a different haircut uh the main reason for this is that we were actually missing a couple of items from teu which ended up getting cancelled now thankfully we actually did get refunds for both of these automatically it just took a few weeks beyond that though let's take a look at some of the last of our items including this it's my joy pad not a joycon nope that's copyrighted and it's not for my Nintendo switch no no it's for my nsw the world of knockoff joycons is quite extensive and oh that's nice that actually is and they have a slide down thing so you're not a so we actually have what seems to be a pretty nice looking joyon for $19 these work wirelessly they feel better than the original joycons they have removable sticks if I can figure out how to put them back on it has this nice little uh rotating grip they charge via USBC and via the switch I literally unless maybe the vibration motor sucks I actually don't have anything bad to say about these oh you know what that vibration is actually not bad I mean it might not be quite as nice as like the full HD Rumble but it doesn't feel terrible certainly for a third party controller and I will say that those taller sticks make quite a big difference because with the standard height sticks it's fine but uh this definitely feels like I've got a little bit more uh range of motion this this is really legit for $19 as my battery runs out what a perfect segue to our second set of joycons look I couldn't help myself okay so 27 bucks um I have slightly higher expectations mostly just because these are so good I'm going to say something I may regret I think these are the best joycons I've ever used like uh obviously just kind of first impression stuff but these feel better than joycons in pretty much every way which means that these are going to have uh some stiff competition and also I think what we're learning here is don't buy real joycons so these are a little bit more similar to the standard size of joycons in fact they're actually pretty much the same so if I put that side by side with an original joyon of course it's got to have the turbo and the macro button but largely looks the same I'll say um the party trick with these though should be that we connect it to our switch one and two the hey we got RGB hey you know what that actually looks kind of cool right I mean you can if you look closely you can see that there's just like four LEDs there so they bleed a little bit on each side so it's not quite as diffused but like honestly for less than 30 bucks do you really care cuz I don't you know what I'm missing here there's no rumble on these joy-cons a little bit of a ding I mean again I use my switch light which doesn't also have any Rumble um but that's probably the main downside here is that there's no Rumble whereas the cheaper joycons do actually have Rumble as well n Go Go with these go with these honestly this is legit before the Apple Vision Pro before the meta Quest 3 there was the real goat when it comes to Virtual Reality we're talking about the Nintendo switch yes my friends the Nintendo switch does support VR so let's take a look at the headset which I'm sure is going to be as basic as it gets um oh yeah dude you know what this reminds me of of there was an ERA you know in like 2013 2014 2015 where everyone was using phone based VR so things like gear VR Google cardboard Daydream wow this looks awful oh my God so the problem with this is that you're looking at a 1280 by 720p display which is split so you'll get half those pixels per eye and then the only tracking to speak of is really just the gyroscope so like as I move it is only vaguely connected you know actually I will say though um that first impression um actually adjusting these makes a fairly big difference it's not good but at least it's kind of doable unless you are obsessed with trying all the VR capabilities of the Nintendo switch this is probably left in 2018 where we found it I've seen some comments that this site is better than wish and teu combined and it's called bang good I'm not kidding this is an actual real website bang good is a site much like ton wish that offers discount items direct from China at what are supposedly excellent prices let's investigate because I I'm suspicious wao what an fiber laser engraver for $1300 I would light something on fire with this so I'm probably not going to buy that pH meter for soil what I'm finding here is a fairly wide variety of sort of weird gadgets and stuff you know what this actually reminds me of a little bit a little bit like AliExpress do I want a highspeed RC car I probably do if I'm honest with you so this is a $118 hbx 1688 9A Pro which is a 116th scale r l machine this one was born to drive off road people love these things honestly these listings are some of the most accurate of teu wish AliExpress I've ever seen like there's a lot of information here and most of these translations actually seem to be pretty decent wait wait whoo whoo whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoo fossy bot f101 24 megap triple camera phone you know what it's on sale for only $99.99 I'd be a fool not to buy it wait what it say it's $100 I click on it's $125 bang good don't clickbait me fine take my $124.99 with that I think we have everything we need for our bang good review is it time to bang good or is it time to go back to the warm loving Embrace of AliExpress teamu and wish well unfortunately we're all about to find out oh God okay so God for today's video we're going to exclusively be doing it from the over no no no no I knew it I heard the rustling I knew you were about to smash me directly in the head with an anvil straight out of here's the problem uh we shot the ordering scene for this video in August we're recording this unboxing in November yes my friends that is multiple months I can't count that's bang bad that's real bad so whatever this Anvil is it's going to be a surprise to us all so the first item like grip it with four all right we got ourselves an bent alloy laser sword that's not actually bent that's just a knockoff Count Dooku lightsaber mhm yeah yeah the the the real ones will get it dude Kuku man cool dude also well mostly like Christopher walk yeah that yeah Christopher Walkin was definitely Count Dooku that's it that's it right you're Jo me on the dark side so we got ourselves our laser sword the good thing is it doesn't seem to be broken I don't think so uh give me a little while we'll come back to these once they've been fully uh charged up and I'm ready to um dispatch those pesky Jedi uh I love that he ordered this and then he just like did I do this so uh could you please refresh me on the price of my wings of the future very cool Mouse it says 36.99 now you might hear $ 36.99 and go good Lord that's a lot of money that's what I said but this has a secret so this mouse my friends has a removable fuel tank and uh some other stuff did I'm sorry did you say fuel tank what is this little spinny guy for if it's for suspended UFO mode press the bottom of the mouse to decompress the module you are not using it and it pops up is that what that is it does it pops up if you put it back in I think it might spin the actual you can make the mouse spin yo uh fingertip gyro so users with large hands can use thumb and middle finger turn the top of their fingertips in the palm of their hand unfortunately that won't work for Austin excuse me they're perfectly average size um so I could just do this you use an iPhone Mini which is a normal size phone wait it was a mini I say I thought it was a Max in his hand all right let me connect you to my laptop and see how this works oh this actually feels pretty nice I'm curious what happens if I take out the middle part oh and now it's super lightweight so this is not only a fidget toy but also it's honestly like half the way of the mouse right there I actually think it kind of looks nice honestly this is a huge W like this thing is actually like way cooler than I thought welcome to the Destroyer yeah what is that voice the Destroyer Randy Savage in a library so this is an off-road stadium truck it's a 11/16th scale electric powered four-wheel drive off-road stadium truck so um do you want to race cuz I actually happened to have a real one from Koso like the actual name brand like here uh not here we'll have to get that in a later shot but I have a real one but uh it's it's a really cool RC car that should go Toe to Toe with this I I will race you I will race you so I'm going to put our bang good RC car to the test head-to-head to your much cooler looking car we're going to do a lap from this side we're go around these trees and come back over this side three two one go oh oh I spun out oh wait my car is not going in the direction I want ha all right all right I've got one lap down hello and the winner is my super cool bang good RC car this thing is so so fast it's also I didn't realize it's even all-wheel drive so cool look I'm clearly not an RC car expert but for a 100 bucks man this thing is so cool oh how polite so this I actually think I know what this is so there was a bang good mystery box now they say mystery box but it clearly seem to have things like a t-shirt and whatnot inside which is interesting cuz I don't know who wants to walk around with a bangood t-shirt on not me um you wouldn't wear it at Disneyland no I would would actually not to church I would not rep this brand but I'm just curious about it so how much did I pay for this Mystery Box it was like 70 bucks or something 70 bucks and it asks you for a T-shirt size yeah yeah so that's why I assume there's a shirt in here does it sound like the ocean a little bit now is it Dusty it's incredibly light did you guys take the stuff out of the box nope nope did they forget to put my stuff in the Box they whispered t-shirt in the Box there's nothing in the box the Box Austin it's seethrough you guys couldn't share the this is a nice box for $70 like we got our money's worth can't break it it's actually like you don't see the corrugation that's actually really high quality oh like it's wait I can rectify the situation okay you fix it please okay let's try this again oh look an item is this just a random item you put in the box to make you feel better uh yeah cuz I bought this this a phone this is a 10,600 mAh battery Yes you heard me right don't adjust headphones 10,000 milliamp hours which should power this phone for probably Until It Breaks would be my my assumption wait how much was this it was $14.99 that's a reasonable price for a phone I'm not mad um oh fancy packaging we've got some foam and then we've got what the what the oh oh my God feel the heft is that a phone or a taser this is my Z flip 5 admittedly a fairly small lightweight phone it weighs 188 G this fossy bot weighs 339 G so it's over double the weight um let's try the speaker though that's the thing I'm really curious about cuz this is uh a chunky AI music power speaker dude it is so slow like honestly this is one of the slowest phones I've ever used I don't understand why it's this bad listen to Careless Whisper by toad version wow what an experience we all just had together that is the loudest speaker I've ever heard on a phone and it is not even close that's like quadruple the sound of like an iPhone like it is so loud whoa okay I don't think I could recommend this phone to anyone because it is so slow um I mean it is it is it is slow slow but the only positive things I can say is that it does seem like it's built relatively well at least it's it's built in a durable kind of way unfortunately it weighs about as much as a brick and is about as performant as a brick throwing it through the air okay all right that that that's a big chungy boy oh is that my my chair all right let me open this chair and I will be right back once I've assembled what I'm sure is a very uh wonderful knockoff of DX Racer oh but you know there's an extra feature that is listed here uh it says massaging racing gaming and massaging that's the Dual life don't you know oh it's the Dual part of the life so I've got this bit which whoa wa well you got to deploy the foot race now oh yeah you're right so then it flips out yeah yeah nice boy the this is the way I like to race and then I've got buttons here so I'm going to turn power on all right what what okay we want high intensity can you hear that yeah yeah I mean it sounds like you're you've just eaten a lot of Taco Bell yeah okay this is normal mode it's a pleasant sound of sitting on driving over train tracks you look super relaxed right now I'm so relaxed this chair was 135.0 that actually is pretty good considering that you could get like a regular cheapy office chair for the same price what I'm experiencing here is lot so much a massage and more so imagine you stuff 10 smartphones in your chair turn them on vibrate and then give them the beans that's a great idea that was disrespect respectful to this I'm sure very fine product Oh I know this one the unifone the unone armor x13 with up to 12 gigs of RAM 6 gigs of RAM and 6 gigs of virtual Ram all right now this is certainly a chuny look at I have average size hands and it's like I'm holding a damn iPad how much was the uniform it was $139.99 pretty good deal especially because we've got ourselves a tempered glass screen protector very very nice so the UL phone is quite a chunky device but there are a couple of features that make it specifically unique so I'm open up the camera and what we're going to find is that it's got oh look a lovely actually not a terrible looking camera but if I press night vision it's now oh no oh yes can we please dim the lights so dear viewers you can't see me right now can you but you can with the UNIF phone because it's got a night vision camera that that's a cool feature right that actually looked really good on like I mean I'm curious to see how the actual video comes out but like on screen that looked really good uh there's an alarm Bell and a noise test I'm going to do the noise test General room environment noisy work environment nerve cells are destroyed or you'd better leave now waa wait that's a that's a metric so let's be quiet for a second and see what this studio sounds like okay about 35 DB now I'm going to get loud is everyone ready for my to destroy your nerve cells ready set let's get ready it just say 90 I it didn't go above 90 at all um I feel like OSHA would have some things to say about you trying to go above the thing that says nerve damaging you better you better leave now you trying to damage our nerves I just want to find out how loud it could be and apparently I'm not loud enough this thing is actually kind of cool I mean I don't know if I would recommend buying a weird chunky phone like this but it's actually not bad like honestly this thing is kind of cool well it opened itself okay the ghost opened that hydrogen Rich water cup healthy water the source of Life yeah so you ever drink water and go damn I wish this had more hydrogen in it because that somehow is better well this electrifies your water so there's more hydrogen I you know what I I drink actually only hydrogen I don't drink like the O The O Part of water get out of here there's there's there's too much o exactly I don't want the H2O I just want the H2 it has a uh Power LED which can I just mention that the power button is not straight you see how it's just like kind of curved to the side same okay uh can anyone please read me the benefits of this while I experience it but can you read like a posh cool accent so I feel better about my my health decision the benefits are that this will keep you hydrated for the rest of your life because it's going to electrocute you so it only apparently this only works with pure water mineral water or purified water well this is purified so it counts I turned it on the water temperature at 50° C 50° that's hot uh yeah that's very hot at this time a large number of hydrogen bubbles in the bottle will rise from the bottom I would not call it a large number well it's it's ging it's there's more and more of them the the LED lights will automatically extinguish wa when you can drink oh it's done it's done it's done okay okay wait I got chug I got chug it's theal smells like water oh it's cold why is it cold wow it's very cold it was in the refrigerator you idiot I can't just say that it it tastes like water no can't you feel your improved micro circulation well C feel energized no but my sinuses feel like I just did a give me favor and wipe down that table all right I just going to clean that up real quick okay that that one did not get close let's take a look at what clothes I bought months ago and have completely forgotten about boy future ballow to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams is it dreams or is it dreams dras the beauty of my dras all right well we're just going to put this one on how do you do fellow kids oh no sorry I'm not done I I'm not done let me finish the drip oh what the what is this fabric it's so oh no oh no this is see-through HR is just pre-filling out every form right now what is the entire what is the intended usage it buttons down down way too far can we move on please is there another item all right the mini TV game console it's almost like a Playstation One except inside we have uh what it's just like a fake PlayStation classic isn't it we got a lot so we got some oh my God I can hear how cheap those sound from here the there's like nothing in there huh including there's no l&r buttons it's literally dpad oh what they didn't render yeah they didn't finish rendering all right fire up TV Fire TV oh wait no it's actually broken isn't it oh wait no no I that's literally me like pushing down on the cable to like get a little bit of a signal wow I almost can make out an image almost how much did we pay for this thing $13.99 that was $12.99 too expensive cuz this thing is junk this is like reminding me of like trying to watch channel 99 in the '90s it's like I think I saw something well don't worry cuz we got you a backup plan a backup plan backup plan in case that one didn't work uh-huh oh my God a super console is that wa chances are that works probably better than before I actually just fixed it so this is my 2 Pro super console with built-in classic games dual system and added games and inside we have uh well we have an HD wait what this is our super console that doesn't look very super to me we got ourselves a quad core a53 CPU apparently will support Sega Saturn wow very exciting that's pretty good all right let's plug this in let's see what we got here let's see what we got here okay there a super console isn't it and sick the controller works too so we've got 72,5 197 games wow that's more games than I thought existed all right let's try let's try PlayStation first oh Ace Combat hell yeah brother dude this actually uh at first glance I mean obviously I would never condone purchasing ROMs well you own all 72,000 of these games I do it's in my my basement um but uh this does seem quite impressive like if this works remotely uh yeah boy that's not good I mean look at my frame rate here is just literally multiple frames per second like probably at least five all right let's get out of PlayStation you can't do that let's get something older so far I've been moderately impressed I mean PlayStation should be oh wow yeah and in fact for so for Game Boy Advance it actually has like a little CRT filter which honestly doesn't look bad this actually seems pretty decent decent um super console might not be but for $69 actually $69 is like a little borderline but it's it's okay for 69 bucks they don't work what dude they've been charging for hours now and they don't work what did you assemble them correctly I mean you just plug them in what did you do does an the button my Apprentice you have betrayed us what fell do you see now it h is it's now a giant flashlight cuz I broke the end I will say besides the fact that they definitely break really easily um they actually are kind of cool I mean we hit really hard you can't flip that you can't yeah come on there you go okay rip Darth Maul welcome to AliExpress legitimately the home of some of the most interesting Tekken gadgets on the internet so I can get a water quality tester I want to test my water is my water really water also I like how they uh advertis free 11-day delivery it's a very specific number six finger linkage chicken eating artifact oh it's it's pubg it's winter winter chicken dinner but when you translate it it happens to be chicken eating art fact I've seen this before a urinal car bucket outdoor standing urine emergency travel oh okay yep show me how to open it yep that's the hole you p PE in there and then you empty it and then you collapse it well I mean for $1.99 it beats a Pringles can am I right ooh okay so these are the KZ edx Pro Dynamic headphones so KZ is a manufacturer of some very cheap but generally quite good sounding headphones and IM IM and whatnot and for $2.99 that is impressive the so yes s23 mini so they say that it is a 3 screen with the 3G network and apparently five cameras yeah you love tiny phones you know what I do I'm a big fan of small things the smaller the better and they also have a mini iPhone from the same company all right my friends I think that's all we need for this episode of AliExpress Tech let me hit that big red checkout button and I will see you in apparently 11 to 37 days when all of my items arrive from AliExpress let us begin with the tiniest of tiny phones you may need a magnifying glass to see this one this is the S s23 pro look at this little guy he's so little he's even got the little five camera array as if it's an s23 ultra they call it a pro but an Ultra I think only one of those cameras is real I think the other ones are just sort of placeholders but you know what though as Tiny as it is it's actually like massively chunky like this is like way thicker than a normal phone how much was this device it was $30 for a fully theoretically fully functional phone so 30 bucks is like the point where I'm like is this actually even running Android or is this running us like some dumb phone OS cuz they do they do give you an adorable little case and it is thankful USBC so far not so bad we even get a baby screen protector a it's so cute oh my God it's actually running Android holy right that's Android that's a skinned version of Android but oh my God it's an actual Android phone it's got the Play Store bro wait did that get something good from AliExpress battery 68% about 53 minutes left it's got cameras too let's see how cameras are this is a sample of what the video looks like coming from my s23 Pro now it's probably not good but 30 bucks man 30 bucks like there's something to this hit me it looks exactly the same all right so this is the so's xs16 digital mobile phone it apparently has dual Sims do you see it's got two IMEI that's kind of interesting okay Behold our iPhone 10 okay so it is very cute from the back and it is the chunkiest thing I've ever seen from the side so for context this s23 Pro this is an actual iPhone and this is the soes so it is significantly thicker than an iPhone but especially because it's so small it like really makes it feel like a chunker now how much was our they call it an iPhone 10s but it looks more like a 13 or 14 cuz it's got the triple cameras do you know how much this is so this was around $53 but okay it costs a lot more because you know like most iPhones it is better than most other phones oh as soon as you have an iPhone badge you get to charge more how interesting not to give them credit cuz to be fair these are also fake cameras like on the s23 like that's the real one these two look fake but can you see the light it's got actually a kind of interesting speckle pattern I actually wouldn't hate if I could buy a phone that had that sort of pattern can you see it in the light let's see what we got it is oh no it's not identical it has slightly different icons to make it look more like iOS but only slightly okay so it's the same kind of camera app um the camera looks actually maybe slightly better honestly oh my God yeah that's actually a huge difference I mean for this one looks like uh you whispered the word color into a camera this one actually has like some saturation they do say they come with dual STS which would be very impressive in such a small device so let's actually try what is going on here so okay that's a SIM card is that a dual SIM and then this one could turn into micro SD I think that's what we're looking at it's actually not horrible though it does kind of work for context uh my thumb covers up the entire keyboard like the whole thing obviously there's a lot of inspiration with these designs and the large number of not real cameras on them but I find myself gravitating toward the s 23 a little bit more I think I like the way it feels just a little bit more I think the design looks more actually like a baby Samsung which is adorable and 30 bucks I think is a little bit more of a like hey I want to give it a try versus 60 I'm just like I don't know just buy a real phone at that point wow it's a goose oh well boy that is what can you just like look at his eyes there is some deep dark pain behind those eyes okay ready and this is yes I was about to say I you should like start being mischievous around the office yeah no one will see who I am I'm like can I do the rest of the video like this I deeply regret my decisions but you know what I do I do for the thumbnail all right we have a set of edx Pro in inear ergonomic structure headphones now these actually I think will be good so this is from KZ how much were my KZ edx Pros these were $5 flat that's a pretty good price that's honestly not bad so let's see how well these kzs work I'm you know what okay that's enough we're good we're good you made it 10 times worse we've got ourselves not only the cable some ear tips but we also have the monitors themselves these look sick so you can see that they're fully transparent um now mind you they're not like super complicated right so you see it looks like there's like one driver and that's pretty much it but we're talking $5 like what are you going to expect and the fact they have detachable cables is neat because if you ever do wear it out I mean they're five bucks so whatever but like you could swap the cables as well and that is a oo I like that cable that looks nice the fact it's all transparent you can see everything inside man for five bucks for my inear monitors to work what is this it's a Bluetooth cassette player I know that you can still buy new cassette players as far as I know they're all bad like all of the like companies who made good cassette players have stopped years ago so I think there's only like maybe like a factory or two that make cassette players today and they're very low quality so I'm going to have low expectations but also you're b a cassette player I mean I think you're kind of in for a little more of a an experience boy that looks unbelievably cheap please tell me that this was unbelievably cheap uh what is your definition of unbelievably cheap $23 incorrect we paid around 30 okay so immediately what I see here glossy plastic the like chin siest of buttons um and it does have like a little like Bluetooth style control on the back oh that's the what no look at this dude the best part of a cassette player is the kachunk look you know what a cassette player sounds like it's not that is so sad this is like the weakest little mechanism I've ever heard all right let's listen to Mandy Williams God that's awful oh you know what it is I know what it is I know what it is so it doesn't have Dolby noise reduction cassettes by definition are typically a little noisy right there's a little bit of that sort of like hiss that sort of like it's not a pleasant sound it's just a like poorly Amplified kind of sound pretty much every decent cassette player had Dolby like noise reduction there's a couple different versions and basically that would help to knock out some of that like that you hear in the background did help because that sound pretty decent this definitely doesn't have that which means that you hear just a to give these edx Pros a proper shot I'm going to listen to it on the new G14 oh sh these are good hell yeah dude those are great look I I'm not going to try to tell you that these are going to be audio file grade $500 headphones but I guarantee you you blind test these headphones most people are going to think these cost $100 plus these might be my biggest recommendation for an item I've looked at from AliExpress ever curse you Past Austin why did I buy a tongue scraper from AliExpress how does one scrape a tongue I'm looking at an implement it looks like it was a reject from the dentist's office it's not sharp which is always good but it's the roundness doesn't really fill me with confidence cuz how is a round thing going to scrap you're doing it wrong you you hold those ends you hold those ends you're upside down y there you go there you go oh so you do this not no yeah you didn't even clean it beforehand I you didn't you didn't even clean for what are you doing I don't know why are you doing this oh the drool is running down the side of the is my tongue clean oh my God I should have sniffed that thing a little bit more before I put in my mouth oh my God maybe I'll I'll see you tomorrow I'll finish this video tomorrow once I um have a quick little word with my physician and I ask about the workers's comp okay Neville it's up to you oh no okay so this is our A50 Pro I think I bought another fake box okay the servo A50 Pro so this a yes yes it's so good oh my God it really is so this is the iPhone flip oh that hinge holy look at the hinge I am into it now this is not a screen that's just a sticker but if Apple made a iPhone flip it would be exactly this you know why I'm really happy I have this now think about how many great fake thumbnails I can make now we don't need to we don't need to spend time photoshopping an iPhone under a Z flip we just take pictures of this so if you put this A50 Pro side by side with a Z flip you'll see that the resemblances are uncanny but it really is very iphony as impressive as it is on the outside the inside is a little bit less so uh so if I take off this it looks a whole lot less cool and then the buttons on the bottom it's like my first Moto razor but you know like the baby version cuz I'm a child yeah so this screen is absurdly bright like to the point where my eyes hurt it's probably clipping on the camera this is really bad wow I'm not sure why I'm surprised this is really bad but it is in fact really really bad memory card removed I need a Micro SD card you know what that's a feature that the Z flip and the iPhone don't have is an SD card slot so I've acquired a 16 GB micro SD card hello my friends and welcome to The Cutting Edge pro HDR pro HDR high quality image from the Apple iPhone flip I it doesn't have enough memory to record for a single second it comes with a very hard little plastic case for your how expensive was this it was $18 honestly I pay $18 to flex on my friends that I got the new foldable iPhone oh it don't feel good all right did did it just make the noise I'm pretty sure I know what this is we have a little bit of a theme when it comes to ordering stuff from AliExpress behold the portable Dreamcast yes my friends the absolute m adad Lads on AliExpress crafted from an authentic Dreamcast motherboard an actual real Dreamcast portable we've looked at a portable PS2 from AliExpress which was kind of mid a portable GameCube which was actually quite good but my first impression is that this looks like the most highquality well-designed one obviously it's heavy right it is quite chunky and I don't love like the d-pad and some of the buttons you even see the XY a buttons are all 3D printed which are a little rough but the screen actually is not like incredibly small it's also to be clear not copyright infringement it's not Dreamcast it is dream cat which is a totally different thing and no copyright intended I'm going to play my dreamcat now vmu is activating I hear oh look at that boom Dreamcast instantly ready to go boy the steam deck exhaust has got nothing on this thing wow they specifically tell you not to Huff the exhaust please I would say the screen is not bad it is 169 which is not correct for the Dreamcast so it's stretching the image a little bit I actually have the vmu functional so they definitely wired it correctly so the vmu was a combo memory card and a little like sort of screen and you actually had a couple of buttons on it so there's some very simple like tamagachi style things you could do but what I can do is I can actually use that to save to the vmu so this is exactly like as if I was actually playing on a real bit of Dreamcast Hardware because I am there's no emulation going on I am playing a ROM but it is playing it on the original CPU GPU vmu so the controls feel good um the actual stick does I think the stick is actually 3D printed I think everything is 3D printed here how far away is this hospital no it took a little too long dude this thing is really good like honestly like okay let me turn the volume down here I mean look is are these things practical of course not you know I think no one in the right mind should spend $500 on a little portable thing of something that you can easily emulate or buy a real Dreamcast but I really appreciate the fact that someone has gone through the trouble of taking original hardware and modifying it and I would say a really quite solid way the screen is good the speakers are good it's a 3D prined en closure but it's actually done really quite well it's sort of smooth like yes if you're looking for it you can see some little like sort of imperfections but for something that was custom design it's not bad it also has the vmu I mean I cannot justify $500 for this like it's so much money and the fact that you have to already have the ROMs means you could just emulate it anyway but like I respect the fact that this was an enormous amount of work and has been done really quite well this is my favorite of the AliExpress emulators that we've seen like it is just legitimately really cool so I I'm seeing and I'm not really understanding what the hell did I purchased cuz this says it's a premium grade pure moxa roll which sounds real fun but then it's got this weird ass like is it like an incense holder I thought this was it's said acupuncture yeah so this is a I don't I'm probably going to pronounce it wrong Moxy buusan box Moxy buusan yes so I have seen it sort of so it's basically like acupuncture but with fire okay those that's there's there's there there's a acupuncture and then there's fire there's not a lot of like overlap this is the thing which said it was copper um I got I mean do I like where do I uh you put fire in those things if I that seems Su understand it correctly okay you know what I will say something it smells delightful it smells like tea okay but here's a question how do you how do you uh do the do I like unroll it um I'm just going to crack it and just we're just going just do not try this at home unless you know how to do it now I'm going to put it in the thing yeah what does it smell like like cigarettes it's in Copper so what could go wrong yeah it surprisingly these did not come with instruction manuals so it's they like figure you're dumb enough to do this you know what you're doing yeah it's it's starting to fill up the city real bad little bit um all right we're going to release it what happens woo woohoo okay oh no no no that's I think that's going to make it hotter I think I've lost a couple months off my life right now yeah this is bad this is really bad I'm going to open the door somehow I don't know why you Fanning it is is making it worse yeah kind of there's a little bit of smoke in the studio right now let me add air to this fire okay hang on I'm going to I'm going to put this out I'm going to put this out it's it's strong it's getting stronger I'm trying to make it stop it's I need water today I have a simple Mission can I find some actually good stuff on Teemu what could go wrong hello a blank blank i n did they censor my name oh gross so this is for switch it's RGB I think and it's Ultra wide thickened lazy inflatable sofa thickened have I been thickened do I need to en thicken myself I think I do that's for your dog it's a Pokeball pet bag so it's basically a backpack except you put your dog in it and it has some mesh oh what the hell what the hell no I I've hurt myself enough for videos I'm taking a break housing panel for PS5 so this is oh it's so ugly oh look how ugly that is so it's got these like weird vents on the top I mean I get the idea that you can get some extra cooling but this looks terrible this photo is the dude punching and his girlfriend on the other wall sleeping weird things for adults inappropriate why is that one of the searches you're trying to give me teu you get officially licensed toy slippers I want Gengar slippers I I mean I want Psyduck slippers that's the only option in stop what the hell you can get oh my God I want a squirtle NightLight I mean he's a little creepy but I want a squirtle NightLight so that my friends I have everything I need to place my order at teu I will see you in 2 to 7 weeks when all of my lovely very authentic items have arrived so I maybe shopped a little too much like a billionaire this my friends is all of the teu tech that your heart desires I'm not sure where to begin let's start with this very lightweight little package it's also very like squishy first of all we have the what the what am I looking at here so it's it's Velcro on the back right so it seems like it's a real thing but then this is just like adhesive so I can just peel this off and it's sticky underneath I don't think it's supposed to be like that what did that buy a punching bag oh I don't know why I thought it was a bag the whole I guess I thought it was a bag of some kind oh okay okay okay so if you like me have got a little bit of an anger issue this is the perfect item so that you can let that out in a healthy safe Manner and also punch the walls according to T all right I'll just do a little Little Couple sopes right that's okay yeah all right all right okay well the kimito strength is so real nerds punching boxes ah wait wait picture your last 10 of 10 a next up we've got a little guy this is mini oh you L Past Austin this is an eye humidifier oh what so this is supposed to humidify my eyeballs now is someone who tried and failed to get contacts recently that was not my problem it was the sticking my fingers in my eyes that was a problem everybody ready oh I I don't know if you should oh oh my God it's a humidifier just hold on second I feel like if someone walks up to you and says hey come here you should run away immediately look over here look over here oh my God you're beautiful now that's amazing oh gosh no it's not like the worst thing yeah yeah my eyeball feels really wet right now woo do I look beautiful yet uh you look like you're crying you look like no wait a minute this is perfect next time I need to cry on just you want these things look oh I'm so sad it's so sad so much sadness all right moving on uh what's this big guy the JC 200 Wireless Gamepad notice this console does not contain wait what this product does not contain console oh yeah cuz it's just a switch Gamepad now this was the black crack design and that's I'm reading it directly on here I would say maybe a poor choice of words teu but let's see what we got okay so we got ourselves a wire wait why is this a wireless controller it is quite literally plugging into the switch how is this wire okay whatever well I mean there's no wire dangling out of it so I mean it's true it also has a dual USBC to usba sus it's a qualified certificate that it passed thanks and then we've got ourselves the little controller now I've looked at a couple of these in the past uh ew that's what they mean by the design that looks like a bingu mouse it looks like a bingu mouse oh good lord okay there we go this is the jc20 that apparently you just drop your switch into now here's the weird thing it does not actually plug in Via USBC so I kind of get what they're doing here they leave the USBC Port open so then you have to pair it wirelessly and then you've got yourself a mega switch you do also have have buttons on the back I mean it feels kind of cheapy and you have your locks for what I don't know I guess to keep it from kicking out yeah okay kind of lock it in and then you do have some spots for game card storage on the top I'll say even though I think that this um design looks a little bit goofy it actually doesn't feel bad that actually does look kind of cool I'll give you that I thought it was a sticker No in fact it's even look it even glows see it like kind of comes in and out that that actually is kind of cool but it actually feels pretty good I'm not going to lie yeah the sticks all feel fine the buttons feel fine it's certainly much more like a uh Big Boy Controller just cuz it's got actually a grip for not a three-year-old how much is a controller $44 wow okay so the thing is it's actually a good controller like it's actually quite solid my big problem with it is just the fact that it is Wireless which just feels dumb like when you could have just docked it with the switch and had it actually work now there's probably some reasons why Nintendo doesn't want a license and yada y y if this worked wired instead of wirelessly I didn't have to charge the controller I actually be kind of okay with it next up we got um whatever this is now this feels like probably multiple items all right I'll start out with um I'll be right back my friend oh oh no oh my oh my God so next up we have oh Nintendo if you're watching Look Away look it's everybody's favorite Squirtle uh boy that uh he looks like he just took a sh he hiding it why is it yellow what the wait wait wait you you like that yellow how much was this Squirtle man like n bucks $9 I mean okay that's not good that is so much worse what the hell this one this one's weirdly heavy what's weirdly heavy so our good buddy Matt is a huge Lego Enthusiast so I got him this a whole computer so this is a retro 90s PC in the style of Lego you know like Lego Matthew can we all just give a cheer for Matt Matt yay Matt how are you you feeling good today how are you scale of 1 to 10 two okay cool how about a 2.5 my dude y that's that's cool Matt that's cool do you want I I enjoy this his eyes are up there by the way so uh Matt you built a Lego to in your day right yeah you want to build this one let's do this no no not right now let you take it home and do it later project for when I'm sick y it's your fantasy bares and creames and cream I was in a blow up Grimace doll costume like 10 minutes ago and this is so much worse than that all right let's continue on with another big ass box oh this one's absurdly squishy well oh oh no this is fine I was sused out this is totally fine this is my electronic drum set because I've always wanted to be cool and Teemu allows me to not only shop like a billionaire but also o sound like a billionaire drummer electronic drums oh it's oh wait oh what the hell all right wow those are some real big sticks I think I can put this together pretty easy it looks like it's basically assembled so I have a usbport a why was it shocking me what a oo yeah okay oh not the Colton dance no not the Colton dance the quality on this is really good the speakers are loud speakers are loud enough that we've irritated everyone within a mile radius the gift of Teemu just keeps on giving today we have so much stuff like this is this is going to be a lot first of all we have our PlayStation 5 Slim horizontal stand I like these little teu bags they gave me this is very fancy we've got ourselves the PS5 slim which we are going to heavily modify and upgrade starting with some new shells so we got ourselves oh oh my go okay so I saw this as a blue shell I didn't think this was the kind of blue shell we were getting it does have a little bit of additional cooling although a very small amount cuz these grates are tiny um but yeah we could uh do one of these guys boy is not going to look so much better actually you know what it might look okay from a distance it might look okay how much do we pay for this thing well I mean good news because we paid 30 bucks that's half of what the officially licensed slim new panels are 60 bucks on Sony I mean you're definitely saving money I gotta say though it looks like you're saving money it looks like you got your PS5 from teu and well if that's what you're looking for by all means but I'm happy to report we got a whole lot more to make this thing look so much cooler than this we've got ourselves a cooling console stand which going to give us additional USB ports and additional coolage so this is a cooling stand but all it is is just a thing to prop it up a little bit and give you some USB ports so you lo you trade one for three no one for four USBS but just goes on like this there's nothing else to it boy oh boy that is sure a teamu upgrade PS5 but I got even more stuff for you including a multi-functional P5 cooling stand for the slim how does this work I don't know ask J everything okay wow that's a lot of things there's a lot of stuff going on here okay we have a long USB we have our little USBC dongles which are for our controllers and we've got our fan settings that right there is a horizontal vertical PlayStation with uh these are all really bad um so here's the thing I can fire this all up and we can hear it sound like a jet engine which would be hilarious um but you should not buy any of these things cuz uh I'll be honest with you the cooling stands are dumb because uh guess what if you're trying to cool off your PlayStation you don't just blow air at it cuz that doesn't do anything um now this little USB guy is fine but it's really janky looking um I guess you could make an argument for the blue shell but here's the thing I don't hate the fact that it is a single piece design but these vents look dumb they just don't look good how much did I pay for my various um PlayStation 5 um bits and Bops horizontal one the the base one that's on the bottom yeah that one that one's a good old 30 bucks not worth it okay moving on and then the other one which is the horizontal stand that one's 15 bucks also not worth it and it was 30 bucks for the shells so I'll tell you the that maybe don't Teemo your PS5 well what we need to do now is protect it you don't want the other people touching your PlayStation never let someone touch your PlayStation they probably ate some Cheetos they didn't wash their hands after Taco Bell and or the bathroom usually together no punching PlayStations the Sony ponies get real grumpy inside we got ourselves a well actually that looks kind of all right so we can put the PlayStation here we got a strap we have a bunch of discs I guess and then you could load stuff in here this actually is not bad it smells bad though like it smells really really bad it is not well padded I'll tell you cuz there's like there's nothing in here so I hope it holds it pretty firmly cuz otherwise oh no oh no what wait uh I think it might be for the original bigger one now that we have rified our PlayStation will it fit that does sound good that sound good perfect the carrying case you know as high quality as it is is $45 wow that's a bargain that's almost as much money as you'll pay to buy new shells when your teu shells break your PS5 slim what are your thoughts on Psyduck what what have they done to my boy ah I was going to say some nice things but what happened to you little buddy you know what maybe it used to be oh they're very soft though oh oh yikes a when did you even do that that was so fast this my friends is Psyduck um if you want some really cheap feeling slippers and you want to walk around saying say and then acting real dumb because you have a headache and people won't leave you alone and yet your psychic powers haven't showed up well pyu cuz he's your dude how much with my sduck slippers $11 they're about $1 worth of value I wish they look better but yeah I don't know why he's so like I'm not sure what's going on here left or right Ken uh left oh wow what is this so this is going to be the easy SMX Mobile gaming controller now if you're familiar with uh gaming on your telephone your cellular device you'll know that there's a large number of controllers out there and I will say controllers are way better than playing on touch screen I don't think that's a controversial statement this however is a much cheaper controller so something like the backbone or the razor is like going to cost you 100 bucks this this was 2 24 24 bucks man that's like a fortnite skin I'm going to enjoy all my favorites including Luna GeForce now steam Google Play pass Game Pass and Android all my favorites now this looks exactly the same as all the others yep um well I'll tell you it is a little bit um a little bit like cramped feeling but it also is a little more compact as well all right I'm going to try this out using GeForce now um I'll tell you the GeForce now is by far my favorite cloud gaming service because yes it doesn't have like a million games included like Game Pass although you can play game pass via GeForce now but the thing is this has the best performance of any game streaming platform especially if you have a phone like the Z flip that has 120 HZ display it's a really nice experience now you have to pay for ultimate which is a little bit pricey but if you are going to play cloud gaming I kind of think GeForce now is worth it so buttons seem to be fine wait I can play Auto fire what the really woo look at that 120 FPS man that feels good dude that feels good oh you know what also I'm realizing the top buttons are very clicky can you hear that yeah that's actually sounds really nice it feels good too it's like Mouse clicks yeah yeah yeah I'm actually really impressed with this controller the sticks have a really nice sort of feel the buttons are terrific I mean the face buttons are fine but it's really just the the shoulder buttons that actually just sound and just feel super super premium the fact that you can buy this thing brand new for like 24 bucks legitimately impressive watch it out no yo let's go okay so what's the deal with that guy cuz I'm a huge fan of this one you like the switch light I do like the switch light well there you go oh it really does look like the switch yeah okay so this is one of those things that I got because okay like I'll be honest we've looked at a lot of different like little emulator handhelds this is a new one that I've not seen in the past um I kind of like this color too it's kind of like that sort of like off-white sort of beige it's got USBC which is nice um also comes with the cable the cable well I mean I that would be nice now if I turn it on what are we actually getting here so it said it ran some flavor of Linux which uh let's see it's got these switch joysticks which feel bad U okay yeah and it uh it doesn't press down so there's no L3 R3 but hey uh how much was this guy for context uh well the original listing is no longer there anymore just like every emulator known to man they are all getting banned we paid $51 okay so that's still significantly cheaper than some of the more premium little guys oh look at that PSP arcade we got all kinds of stuff and the refresh rate is really nice too it is actually pretty decent um oh you know what yeah so if you see it flickering on camera that is definitely not doing that in real life let's play F1 11 teams boy yikes does not sound good so maybe we uh quit that one okay so it can't play in 64 games got it oh wow what is going on on the sides here my dude okay well I I'm listening to this at 80% speed thank you very much for watching this episode of teamu tech subscribe if not Doom guy will haunt you but in slow motion Tam my God shop like a bill subscribe to the channelyou know what I'm sick and tired of wish.com I keep buying things and getting scammed so I've decided to move on to greener pastures welcome my friends u.com what you might ask is u.com I don't know everyone just keeps telling me it's better than wish timu is an online Marketplace a us-based subsidiary of the Chinese company pendu Duo I she just called a pendu Duo that's actually a much better name I will immediately say the teu website is a lot nicer looking than wish a Micro SD card reader for I phone so it's micro SD on one side and it is a lightning port on the other side that's three bucks that's a che that's neat oh they got oh okay here we go so they've got a Game Boy that uh it definitely looks like the it's it's not Supreme it's sup so electric V face shaping massager face firming machine Beauty device double chin remove do you have a double chin well buying this massager will clearly get rid of it about to be so beautiful there's so much stuff on teu bro you better subscribe to the channel and Ringling that dingling button I'm about to go ham on u.com I got like months of content here so our packages from teu have arrived much faster than they ever did from wish I think everything was here within 2 weeks usually wish is like 2 months t-u purchase protection it's almost as if they're preparing you to be scammed in advance have you ever wanted to have a little gorilla buddy what me too this my friends is a gorilla grab a hand oh no he feels so feel feel his body e Austin hey Ken and Matt yeah can I ask you a question yes have you ever wanted a PlayStation for Christmas uh put on your wish list ask Santa Claus have a PS5 yeah what have I told you that we have a PS5 at home what let's go I'm just going to say for reference the entire box is smaller than a real PS5 it is so lightweight too if you pick that thing up it's it weighs nothing wow product features number one double hands oh I have those well you're qualified to operate this particular piece of machinery wowow look at it's just a little it's just a little guy and actually you know what they look kind of all right side by side don't you love it new dual sense sounds like this right out the box shout out to select and start being on your touchpad an ABX y yeah there's no attention to detail if we wanted to use this as an ornament on our desk how much does this cost $634 all right no and I was not able to find it again on team so Sony was probably like you can't actually do that so often when we're doing these wiery Tech Style videos the items that we're looking for mysteriously disappear only to quickly be replaced by another identical item soon after the warranty is good for 7 Days also can't help but notice that nothing's happening so far yeah look it's a work in progress okay it's a speaker really loud okay so it's getting power but it's just not getting any video out unfortunately our 4K game station seems to be DOA wait this St can't do 4K no no all right I'll get a 4K TV no no it's 720 back yo Gundam battle ass let's go oh it's battle assault I do not understand what I'm playing but it's a PlayStation game so it counts who are you I'm Death Scythe I'm guessing he's the one with the Scythe yeah this is actually not the worst thing I've ever seen the main issue with these little micro consoles that you usually get on like wish and whatnot is that they're all just NES clones they play like 50 versions of Super Mario and that's it but this actually has a full full selection of games I still don't think it's really worth it but it's not a complete rip as long as you know what you're getting yourself into which I mean they're very clearly trying to insinuate A PS5 but it's actually okay little emulator not a good one but it's okay so if you do own a PS5 have I got the item for you one of the biggest problems with the PS5 is clearly that it collects dust is that a dust cover yeah what the you'll never know what I've got underneath this secret bag I was thinking this is for people who cover their couch in plastic oh my dad that's exactly what well Ken uh here you go send it over to uh your pops this will go well with all of our TV remotes that are still in the original ran wrap first of all wow are you are you in like the NFL or something why do I have a bunch of eggs did I order eggs we can't afford to order eggs in 2023 a this is horrific oh oh oh shoot uh yeah now I remember this is it just me or A's getting hot oh my gosh I don't like that so the idea with this fleshy squishy skin bit is so that you can practice doing makeup now I am a certified Beauty expert it should not be that difficult it shouldn't be this hard right are you going to are we pull out an I fix it kit to open this uh makeup how could this be this hard can I can I look at it Joan's going to do it in like half a second you open it ah you just turn it yeah I knew that I'm an expert wow look it's a beauty cream ah why is it so goopy how Foundation is oh is that really I mean I knew that as an expert this consistency is close to Optimal just uh yeah eyes uhoh oh okay um so here we go this this is great this this this this seems uh really great hey Matt you wonder why I asked you to come today this is why let's make me beautiful let's do it where are some of your areas that you like me to focus on a little bit of this uh here I just kind of rub it in you know you want to just make sure that um as you're applying this that you're really kind of making uh the appearance smooth and and Flawless because you want to just accentuate the natural curves how do I somehow look whiter you know they're called Beauty blenders for a reason do we need to use it more uh I mean you might want to blend it into his face wow wo Kenzie don't play all right what this you are the only one who ordered this this happens every time we do whery Tech this my friends is the daringer Science Education model this my friends is only for Science and education so we can't say that word on YouTube it's a device Austin are you trying to bust the cap three 2 1 that's actually pretty powerful uh and of course as soon as you're done you just drop your oh it real it actually jumps the shells out wow it's neat right it's a neat I mean look uh inappropriate yes demonetized almost certainly kind of cool I got it this is Lenovo live pods LP 40 so you might be familiar with airpods who wants a pair of airpods when you can have live pods now I believe on wish we took a look at some Lenovo airpod like things that were very cheap how much were these live pods $7.59 so for $7 these are fully wired less earpods so it's a USBC thumbs up and it's also a little bit of a smaller case it does though without the Lenovo logo look identical to airpods the case feels pretty decent bro these look just like airpod pros oh my God these are actually like airpod pros all I'm going to pair them this they actually look really pretty solid what the f okay so they are wait wait they're really touch sensitive just like airpods you L grabb the stems pause play and if I take them out do they stop no they don't stop but still I will say they don't sound as good as airpods but they're not like way far off like I think the main thing is just the sound's not very full so it's a little bit sort of thin but man for seven bucks I I'm legitimately impressed this is take one of day two of T Tech teu ah ow I slated it on my freaking hand we call that get in the clap let me let me take a look at that let me take a look at that see that oh that's pretty bad we might have to amputate it teu is a wild Place full of lots of very exciting things like chainsaws what could go wrong so it comes with a mini saw chain I feel like this is really dangerous Matt would be correct that's a that's a bunch of little sharp saw blades how do you you un undo this came out okay oh no I didn't mean to I can't do it okay I literally have no idea how to do this oh is this the one that we need to drill for I'll be right back I'm going to go get power tools look okay I've got I've got this figured out okay so now that I have an actual power tool no no no no no we're going to assemble it first before you attach it to a power source but I want make sure it works this is this is a thing where you should in fact read the instruction that's there is no instruction the no instructions I don't like any of this this is a real chainsaw here let me I'm going put it like this what what did you expect it to be that's not how you do chainsaws then what are you okay Mr ch expert how am I going to attack this I feel powerful now I'm going to hurt myself very quickly this is incredibly dangerous do not try this at home I feel like there should be maybe like some kind of guard because I feel like my hand is really quite exposed here round two I mean that's that's a real chainsaw I mean I'm not going to actually slice through real wood but I mean considering that this is just using a drill that's actually kind of impressive I still not entirely sure who needs this and why but teu you definitely do not need this you're not you're not allowed to have this anymore I can't argue with that maybe something a little more age appropriate did you this is age appropriate how dare you um this is the shoe car a funny football boot apparently this has been uh tested according to International standards oh okay oh look look how exciting this is it's just it's not very maneuverable for something that's supposed to be kicking a ball what watch and lur okay you go for it it's wide open Matt it's wide open it's wide open wow look not all items from Team are great and uh thumbs down this is a Nintendo 3DS 28 in1 cartridge with a stylus oh oh so on the back you've actually got yourself a blank micro SD card so I think this is just a dummy to converter basically to make micro SD turn into DS 3DS okay I mean not that I would ever condone piracy so I'm going to load this up into a DS Light to see what actually happens okay wow all right well we're immediately in so I see Pokemon Black and White version one and two uh some very expensive games so we've got a bargain already Platinum also an expensive game heart gold soul silver diamond just in first glance this seems like it's got every DS game I could ask for oh my God there's Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 yeah for the DS oh the world people forget about that all right I'm playing that I'm just playing that how much was my 28 games in one cartridge for the DS 948 $9 $948 that's worth it just for the adapter yeah to do your own ROMs I will say I don't love the idea of playing what's clearly just you know a bunch of ROMs loaded up onto a flash card but once you're actually playing this if you're not looking at like the little label here you would never realize that you're not playing a legitimate game okay okay I hate all of that I'm like reverse scanning M so what is this is this it's a USB light I bought this I bought this so if you ever wanted a light uh you can plug plug it in and it'll uh boy it'll be a light is it wow hey it's the whole thing I'm going catch this one I caught it the grip case for the NS light not too long ago I did a video on why I personally think that the switch light is one of the best deals in gaming right now a little bit of a controversial video but the only thing I agree when the haters come knocking trying to make fun of my switch light is the fact that it is maybe not the most ergonomic thing in the world now for me not a big problem but that's where a grip case like this comes in handy so all I need to do is just slide this in oh oh oh I wait well boy that is not want to go in there well but okay sure let me actually see if I can play this and see if it actually helps actually this is not bad I'm not usually a big fan of like grips and stuff but actually this does make a difference like I feel like I still have full access to all the controls um but it also feels a lot more natural hey Joan I have a question for you oh what would you like some tech tech it's Tech this is a joke that literally no one is going to appreciate except me except Joanna but my friends timu also delivered a pile of fake carrots the electric face slimming instrument everyone wants a V face you don't want this face you want this face no one wants that face well let's see what we got here how does it slim my face science so it says I'm supposed to have my my skin wet but no don't bre my jaw what the okay all right we're going to we're going to go for it save for is pickle okay cucumber oh boy I like I'm Pikachu right now it's literally like shocking me so on the inside there are a couple of like little metal things and they're like shocking my cheeks boy I'm about to be a different shape all right be is pain beauty is pain W okay hell I do I have to do this far every night before bed until you're beautiful are you ready is that is that Marilyn Monroe oh wait no it's just Austin Evans you know what it feels like feel like someone punched me on both sides of the chop okay hello my friends and welcome to teu Tech not timu tech temu tech boy I don't like saying it like that last time I took a look at a wide variety of incredible items on u.com but today we're taking it up a notch how are we taking it up a notch by giving them more of my money that's how spend a win it's just like wish I can win money I mean coupons boo wow congrats $100 coupon bundle do I just do this ordering scene for my phone I'm this is Uncharted Territory I want my $100 I just I this is not as much fun I like being front of the laptop also there's a lot of device device left right and Center uh I want toys oh it's more wow how about an HD shooting drone because shootings I guess the theme of this episode but we have to hurry 999 people have this in their carts right now oh how about this one and toys a funny sign that says hugs the dishes ew what is this multi-function cleaning gel ew it's literally gel that you're supposed to put in the put in the crevices in your car and clean it out that's disgusting I'm going to add it to the cart that's not that's normal you put goo in your car yes what are you talking about it's a it's a thing Joanna knows about it wait what about men I'm going I'm I'm I want men it was at this moment that he knew he up the category on team.com editors if you clip that in a in a suspicious way I'm going to be very upset I want men uh I want men I want men I'm going look for Tech now hey Matt yeah would you trust a Kodak SSD and external USB SSD no okay cool I'll add the card wait wait Nintendo switch OLED direct from Nintendo switch is the store do we buy a switch OLED direct from teu via Hong Kong yes what could go wrong wait hey hey you teu I've added all these things I've only got $30 off where's my $100 no I just realized what I did wrong each coupon is per order I would have to put in like seven orders to get my discount okay guys I'll be right back after ordering seven more times from teu wish you didn't have to do this on my phone now this is the kind of energy I'm going to bring to today's teu Tech slouching into a a desk oh you know hang on there's a little preparation on this one one moment my friends u.com is a lovely place to get a wide variety of different aut including some signage to spruce up any house including hugs the dishes if you too would like to hang a little sign and let everyone know how you feel about the dishes Teo got your back I'm going to put this down now because we're quickly running out of our sensor budget for this episode and I think we're going to need it for some more items coming soon boy I just don't know about this at all all right so we know that you don't like doing the dishes but you you still have to clean so I call that one oh I I that one throw that one was just fun got it this is super clean the high-tech cleaning compound it catches dirt and kills germs it's like jello that should tell you the consistency all right ah we let our fans play with some keyboards to get you in the right space for this that's so much Bluer Than I thought it was going to be all right let me actually get this in here so you know I will say one thing it actually is getting in between the key caps it is getting some of that dust off so this is a GameCube controller that I would say is a little Dusty it's not too bad but it's a little Dusty now normally I could take some compressed air or something but I'm instead going to goo it up I mean it actually is getting a lot of the little like bits and pieces boy I just feel like what a sensory experience this teu goo is do you think if you throw it on the wall it would stick the answer is no you know what teu you're starting off right my tech will never be less dirty in its crevices and my balls of Goo will never be the same again I don't want to know about your gooey balls a wow you kind of leaned in for it I I you know this is a 4k camera UAV convenient folding with a real time m app control and dual cameras now you might be familiar with a very wellestablished company known as DJI but I'm here to tell you they're a scam yeah you heard me right the real winners are kurin that's that sounds racist so you continue trying it that looks like a real drone like a little mavic or something oh we also have a controller which I will say while all of this looks fine on camera I'm sure is made of the cheapest plastic known to men but it's fine 30 bucks do not fly in extreme environments such as hotness coldness strong wind or heavy rain I always fly in hotness oh also wether too um okay do I have to download the app if you want to see your amazing footage all right so this is the test of what it looks like w don't know H all we got off the Drone before died was a single wide boy photo wait well why did it have to be a wide boy all right so teu as I'm sure you're aware is the fine purveyor of a wide variety of fashion and fashion oriented products and while I could have bought some of those I instead bought this stuff I'll be right back one moment please oh gosh I'm here to steal your chin Steal Your Girl and slide out with my te fit oh no I want to punch you so bad well anyway why don't we continue right on as soon as I remind you to please hit the Subscribe button and Ringling the dingling Bell teamu Tech don't make itself but we do and if you enjoy this please pull me out of my misery immediately that that was a great throw I didn't want to interrupt the Majesty of this throw this is the Smart light sound machine a health and intelligent life assistant I'll say one thing this is a 15w power adapter which seems uh questionable if you're doing 15 watts via wireless charging and pulling 10 watts via the LEDs I'm not no math Wizard or anything but I don't think that pencils out I will say do to the um interesting shape there's a little bit of um Wiggle uh that whole thing split open down the the seam let's do the easy thing let me see if it'll wirelessly charge first wireless charging I'm it's you know what that's great she learned words I need to know that I have accurately placed my wireless charger by it telling me verbally every time I put my phone down and I hear the phrase wireless charging there we go she's so excited about it I'm excited too it could be a lot worse I'm going to get the app going we're going to evaluate this with the lighting as well the app also is incapable of making the RGB work well let's let's try turning off the light and seeing if it's just really faint yeah see see oh my are you serious teu you may have given me $700 worth of promo codes but that is not enough to stop me from being incredibly upset with the scam that is this light um did you throw something Matt I didn't notice was there something across the table this is the Y 598 suspended light speaker okay so you might wonder what are we doing here hey he is now magnetically floating 18 bucks for this I'm already kind of impressed this is just a neat little lamp let's listen to some music shall we yeah you listening to a soup can because that's a little tiny I hear something rattling I'm not sure if it's my dude but something in this is rattling this little guy is cool I don't think I would actually ever listen to the speaker because it it sound uh the the way to pronounce it's like hor horrible you real we didn't have a problem with the second half of that pronunciation right yeah really one key part of it that we had an issue with you got me a gift how lovely what did I do to deserve this is this a special occasion existing I don't want to do that anymore all right let's see what we got oh I forgot this is our free gift I love this the dishes I fork the dishes all the time look at that fork that dish man Fork it uh you guys want to Fork together oh well we'll need we'll need the fork for one of these oh okay cool yeah yeah again this is more of a gift to myself okay that's great uh this is a cart case for switch yes my friends it is a little tiny toaster to store your switch games in let's put a switch game in shall we oh my God look at the time it's switch o' clock you have to be more gentle with the the oh my God look at the time okay speaking of switch o' clock what the fork are you talking about right I forgot this was only $300 which sounds like a lot when you consider that the switch OLED is $350 but there's a slight downside they listed this as a Hong Kong switch I don't know why that would make it cheaper and I don't care I just want to make sure that this is an authentic legitimate switch that works great and I save myself 50 bucks I can buy a whole bunch of forks for that money hey uh was the switch R unlocked I don't think it was right look at that that's a switch OLED right there did we just get a deal this might be the beginning of a new era wish I wish I never knew you teu to kuu I course someone check his face for drooping if this switch olb can play this us region game I think we got ourselves sort ofi deal look at that it works great success I'm going to say two thumbs up on my switch OLED even though um you can now actually get these on sale for like 320 bucks and this one doesn't have a warranty and teu may or may actually ever deliver your switch Leed but 50 bucks is 50 bucks not monkey what you might ask is this big blue ball wait I said what it go ahead and give us the answer I'll be right back after I do things underneath the table the circumference is increasing I feel like this might just be a placebo effect my friend no no no no no I I I paid good money for this on the internet all right my friends is everyone ready to gaze upon the glory of oh my God my yoga peanut I almost caught I've caught almost nothing today no you've not almost nothing so this is my Dazzle color Esports game Mouse the guo G3 oh yeah that's what I order yeah yeah boy that's it for the low low price of $7.50 why don't we take a look at what this mouse is all about oh green it went green RGB wait is it going to go blue blue blue yes I'm ready to own the noobs it does have this sort of fake Chrome it's clear is plastic it's got this kind of like fake Chrome on the side um you also do have selectable dpis on it now I will say that when it comes to buying a gaming mouse you can get away with some pretty cheap stuff so $7 is actually not like completely insane I actually don't think it's that bad though the ergonomics are fine like I thought this was going to be a lot worse than it actually is okay you just you missed that one all right my Kodak portable SSD as everyone knows Kodak is a world-renowned company from some shitty little town in New York that no one's ever heard of whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa 585 Flower City how much do we pay for this 512 gig Kodak 3550 35 bucks for a 512 gig SSD let's just load up some files and see if it works shall we H you know what 270 megabytes per second that's actually pretty fast now would I trust it with important keepsakes memories things I really didn't want to lose maybe not but if you have a backup and you wanted to have some relatively quick storage I actually don't think this is terrible this is I I'm going to give you a hint this is the whole reason you wanted to do this episode oh wait a minute is this my little uh PE Pew yes it's for ages 12 and up what was I thinking yeah we should definitely not give that to you no who wants to get sh fixing the tail handle of the crossbow oh good lord considering there's only like four screws in that bag I feel like this is not that complicated you're not that complicated yeah I know all right my friends we're about to see just how dangerous my teu crossbow is in three two 1 whoa je uh okay I broke my crossbow Stellar deals I'm a space lover I'm a lover of all space do I want what what is the how's the space all right let's see what we can find oh I can uh adventur is calling being a dad is an honor being papa is priceless if you ever SE me wear this shirt you have permission to punch me in the face ooh okay here's an item I actually would like to try this is a quote invis ible sleep Wireless earphone this says it's basically just a Bluetooth pair of headphones but the idea is is that it's completely flush so that you can lay down and it wouldn't really bother you I'm actually kind of interested okay uh it I thought this is a mouse but the fact that it's a hat makes it a lot worse hot top 10 gaming laptop a cor9 10 880h GTX 1650 for $144 I am not getting this laptop I'm not getting this laptop I'm going to add it to the card oh this is NE wait what is this dual SIM standby power bank flashlight 2.2 in screen big keyboard loud speaker so wait it says dual SIM card so wait this is a $42 phone it looks like one of like the OG like cell phones oh it's also got MP3 and MP4 support so on your giant phone you could watch a video on a 2-in screen all right I'm I will get this this is cool all right my friends I think we've got all the whery tech items we need now I'm going to ask you to please subscribe to the channel and Ringling the dingling button as we begin this beautiful Montage of Austin standing by the door waiting longingly for the FedEx man to deliver my wiery tech package so we can continue the video all right this is very bouncy so here's the thing unlike timu wish has like little labels on the front that will kind of tell you like some really vague BAS description I'm not going to read them because who wants to watch mystery Tech where I know what the items are even though I did order these like a month ago but it was a month ago I've completely forgotten everything why is it so pink what did I order Jesus what is it is that allow oh it's a okay I think this is a back pillow thing right or a tongue no looks no the other way the other way the other way the other way this looks just not it kind of looks like your nose oh all right so it is it's got like some Flex to it so as I kind of put the weight of my neck down it actually does kind of work from here it actually don't look that bad it looks comfy here's the thing though how's it massager like I know it's got some bumps what am I supposed to do like I think it's just a pillow you just squirm just I mean this makes me feel like yeah um squirm well how much did you paay for it $5.7 that's not bad well what a great item to start out this sory tag that was bad on my part all right we've got uh what the hell is this it's just all written in Chinese I feel like at this point you should have learned Chinese when in doubt Google translate yeah wait is this not Chinese am I stupid wa no no it is absolutely Chinese it is right it is no it is just open it yeah we are so over the Google translate part of this I just wanted to know what my box is going to be then open it open it what that what's the fun and opening wa you think that this series ising show inside we have oh yeah the big chungus phone so wait what is a phone it's a phone oh no no no hang on one moment please let me just uh we need the actual experience wow this looked like it came out when Matt was born bro well it has on little sticker here dual St uh stuff on it so we take this off we've got ourselves a holy freck that's a battery this is a 22.2 w hour battery like aka the battery size of a small laptop and inside there you go you got yourself Sim 1 Sim 2 and what looks to be like a Micro SD um wow the hwin h99 all right let's uh let's dial it up oh okay all right welcome so we do have a little display you what let's get ready to rumble it does that every time you turn it on look if you're walking around taking calls like this you're committed to a lifestyle that I'm envious of so we've got FM I'll press new music Discovery you know I just had the greatest hang what say why is it so loud this is the loudest thing in the world oh I got it off oh my God why is it so wish loud okay let's go menu phone book messaging multimedia tools I want tools change baby wait what what wait no charge baby it says charge baby charge baby charge baby charge Baby Come Back eBook reader who is going to read an ebook on this what what I got exactly what I asked for I don't know why I asked for it all right we've got ourselves the all good Lord I think so Ken you're going to remember this this is like OG I think this was one of those like first couple episodes of mystery Tech items oh no look at the time my phone's dead that's phone dead a clock well you know what I need to do I need to charge it so I'm going to use my battery bank here so I'm going to plug in the usba to my battery bank and I'm going to plug this into my Z flip we're going to plug it in oh no this wasn't the mystery Tech this is the mystery Tech right we we that absolutely what why is he doing that Joanna will'll tell you when you're older I got it all right wish has got the goods today I'm feeling good about this right now so these are the MD 538 headphones oh I we just remember why we bought this cuz like why did I buy this this is oh my God so see these cool looking UFO headphones yeah that box is a lie this is in fact a different kind of headphone okay so that's where the earbuds go but let me actually pop them out here oh it's the Som so much worse it's a bit of the ear the idea with these is that they are meant to actually live in your ears while you sleep that's why they're so weirdly flat the noise it makes when it like turns on is literally the windows USB like the dunk the dunk okay they don't look as bad as I thought yeah so for less than $11 I'm not expecting amazing sort of audio quality but uh let's give it a try these actually have base really like legitimate base that's almost surprising as the face that's on the back of the case of the headphones it's going what look at the back of the case it's making a face no dude these are not bad headphones it just sounds like they're a little muddy like it's you sound like you're listening to like a good car stereo but from outside the car that doesn't sound good what do you what oh no that's not comfortable at all what no that is what that doesn't work I don't think I could give this a w it's still a little like it doesn't quite land but it's it's neat I'm saying these are better than I initially expected for flesh he look like an egg from here I hate flesh egg Legos all right this is 100 classic games sorry but your princess slaptop is in another Castle wait refunded wait the back wa look at the back refunded was this the laptop wait wait wait wait wait wait this is character development so if you've never watched wiery Tech before almost every episode I end up ordering one big ticket item you know an Xbox or PS5 and sometimes I've gotten the items but most of the time I've gotten these weird sort of phantom like shipment notifications where oh it was delivered but no package ever showed up they take my money it sucks are you trying to tell me that they preemptively cancelled my order and gave me my money back without getting scammed yes is this the wish.com that I know oh good lord why is this red leather oh no wait a minute this is my Kenzie cosplay oh God wait what no no no no no it's great look see it's just a simple red bucket hat you've seen my teu fit it's time to get Wisher teched up with my Jorts are those oh okay like the 90s like wait uh I feel like I'm uh I need my oh you know what I need I need a k extra extra read all about it I'm actually not going to lie you don't look horrible in that all right let's see here I don't it's fashion jewelry I don't oh this this is this is it oh okay all right that's fine for I mates welcome the Austin sty Emporium can I get you some bangers and mash can I give you some dental hygiene lessons Europe never heard of it right I forgot I ordered this oh oh my god oh he's popping the co oh my God this is what a true Alpha looks like that's exactly what we guessed it was going to look like let's go ahead and cut uh we're going to be right back after we find out what this thing is why hello there welcome back to wiery Tech don't mind that minor PlayStation related emergency I have now changed my fit and I'm ready to continue with the video ow I should not have tried to catch that oh thank thank you very much I was so confused as what I was looking at so it's a Coke dispenser I mean bottle opener plant water water machine you're you're going to spill this everywhere I'm so nervous by by this this table's going to be sticky forever oh my God stupid you stupid idiot I'm just going to no I was I was going to take can't let some coke go to way all right so this is an electromagnetic radiation tester so as we all know electromagnetism is radiation therefore it's bad and if you're holding a phone right now you're being Electro magnetized and as the Geneva Convention States that's bad when you step outside that there's electromagnetic radiation everywhere the sun yeah all right I'm going to turn it on and there's no electromagnetism around Let's uh let's investigate so camera oh oh whoa we went from zero looks like it comes down we get closer to the camera look at this 8 13 18 20 31 34 we're all going to die we're all going to die oh it stopped okay so what about these oh our microphone ah look look look I even get remotely close to our audio station look at this the one with four Wireless receivers how how high can we get in the middle a wall Ken you have radiation in your brain all right toward zero okay okay okay well it's about to didn't work it didn't work huh interesting you think phones would be electromagnetix oh oh here we go the reasons why you want to be careful with electromagnetism cancer direct harm to the human genital system these all like sound like symptoms after watching an Austin Evans video oh it's our floating light boy all right I'm actually kind of excited for this so if you watched this show for a while thank you uh but you're also probably familiar with some of the wild and weird gadgets specifically the kind of uh I would describe his toy style gadgets that we've looked at over the years this I believe is a magnetic wirelessly powered lamp uh which if this works I'm going to be super amp all right so I can tell that there's like a magnetic ring all the way around right so I need to kind of get in the middle for That Sweet Spot there we go there we go nope that's what was Afra of with this if you have the patience you can get it right right but you have to be very precise magnets boy hey it works we have mobile phone cable mobile phone cable did I order cable does this say USBC cable maybe knowing you you'd be like oh look a cable that's interesting it's called doing my job Matt sometimes I wish that I come up with better puns this is yes it is okay so this I'm actually low-key a little bit excited for it is a USB C Toc cable but it has a little screen built in so there are a couple versions of this now uh when they first came out they were quite expensive um I'll say this actually feels very high quality like the actual um like sleeving on the cable feels pretty nice it says it's a 100 wat USBC cable so let's plug it into my Z flip and see what happens 17 17 Watts which my Z flip will do 25 Watts but that's Max because I'm at 63% yeah 16 17 Watts that actually sounds about right now for me this is like one of those like nerdy things where you don't need this I mean obviously your device is charging without a little screen but the ability for you at a quick glance to see exactly how much power is being pulled is actually kind of cool today on teamu Tech we're going to find some of the coolest most interesting Andor worst gadgets we can possibly get our hands on and oh boy it's teamu full of weird weird gadgets all right here's one rechargeable long range laser pointer for nigh hiking dude if this is really okay it says it's like insanely strong this like seems like one of those things that uh you get in trouble with if you use the wrong way but I am a responsible adult who would definitely not do anything illicit with a laser pointer you know what I have looked the same the style has not evolved the kids are leaving me in the dust it's time to up my style quota by by buying a wig on this Mother's Day sale all right I'm going silver gray on my uh my hair whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa hand touchable Palm lightning sound speaker music Tesla coil so we did a Tesla coil on Myst Tech three or 4 years ago it was kind of cool it looked a lot jankier than this for 37 bucks I'm down to play with some electricity and potentially get thunders shocked oh no no no black technology to stop snoring excuse me what intelligent snore arrester snoring suppressor magnet double pulse you put this on your chin and it makes you stop snoring by Shocking you what the I got to stop doing this to myself eyebrow stamp stencil kit what the hell is this foldable mini washing machine if a $33 portable washing machine so you can wash her underwear and socks separately this actually seems like it might be kind of cool robot wireless speaker $13 portable Little Robot dude I mean it's probably not going to sound very good but it's really cute it looks like an old like mac all right my friends we've got a cart full of weird and wacky gadgets from teu so let's give it a few weeks for this stuff to actually show up and see if any of it is any good boy we've got a beautiful looking box here with a very clear instruction to not open are they calling me out here do not open like it's it's like taunting me all right let's see what we've got oh boy that's a lot of stuff okay so first off we have the S give I mean s g15 with detachable domineering monster ear you could complete the package what's the package oh oh good lord what oh I forgot I ordered this you're about to look like a Final Fantasy character I think I am cuz uh good Lord that is uh this is a wig in case you're curious this is a oh my goodness wig all right I'm about to become beautiful wow that's oh oh good lord these are the uh the ears Craig Figi about to give us the halftime report all right so what which way should my ears go do ears go spiky side out or like ooo side in uh so a problem I will immediately say that I've tried with some of these like really cheap headsets they've got on this little like uh splitter the aux and the USB but for this laptop it's too far away because the ox is on this side and the USB is on this side so I can only do one at a time I look like a DJ here we go I'll just pretend to be typing things okay that's not not allowed well 2012 was fun man uh those headphones sound very mid oh no not the lobster shoes I want them Lobster Shoes On My Feet man no I don't know why I order these things I do this to myself you know what they're just a couple happy little guys oh they're even bumpy I normally would uh wear socks and sandals but because you linest loving perverts are out there I'm instead going to take my socks off oh man if You' Ever Wanted The Cutting Edge in Lobster themed tire then these are clearly the shoes for you I'm not sure what the is this those are headlights that go on Crocs or other slippers oh my God here how I just hold it on the to my God that's going to be the wik uh screenshot of the day I do not want the tow head lights well well you know what we don't always get what we want in life but sometimes no we do ah fingerprint padlock don't need a key lockpicking lawyer your match has been made so this is a very high quality padlock that is a self-developed chip fingerprint unlock and under a second USB rechargeable and Morse code for emergency it is quite heavy I will say which is what a padlock should be the fact that this is not centered is UN unbelievably irritating middle fingerprint sensor how the hell did it know my fingerprint I teach you my fingerprint like you would set like touch ID or something okay good green is done okay I will say this setup process actually like very straightforward and makes sense all right let's see if I can unlock it okay so that works okay toss it to me so in theory oh it turned red yep splashing red okay and then hey this actually works I will still say though it feels cheapy right so like if you were buying this to protect anything serious like you could take like a pair of bolt cutters or whatever and like rip this thing apart in no time okay we've got a managerie of foam related accessories we've got a 200 times smartphone microscope that we're also going to pair that with a 36 time telephoto lens and a 150 mm F scope what's an F scope so we'll start with the telephoto lens so it does come with a little tripod that's actually very adorable it's like legitimately like a decent little tripod and then we've got ourselves a little phone mount too this is actually like a proper little kit like I was expecting nonsense it should be that is the most expensive thing we bought how much was my telephoto camera $45 $45 that's actually not that unreasonable a awesome that's like legitimately kind of cute so we're going to attach this here so you're doing it wrong oh what that's not that's never happened I've never done anything wrong in day in my life it's on the box look at the Box oh what so zoom in on the back of the side that looks so funny on your phone Austin creeper Evans out here with the hair and everything you want to be in a YouTube video all right I'm going to look at the back of the set okay so there's uh the little uh scale can I get that in oh I can get in Focus oh sh actually wait a minute honestly this is a little bit of a Vibe so for reference you can see where this is watch how far away it is that's how far away it is this thing is legitimately pretty neat so it definitely has a minimum Focus distance of like 20 20 damn feet um but it does work it's a little finicky it's a little hard to actually use you need to rely on the tripod and the weight of it does this so I mean I've tighten it down almost more than I feel like I should it might start to crack for too much longer this is really neat though like legitimately really fun okay so this is a microscope now uh as I think all the things I've got here they don't need like apps or anything they should just work with my phone I will say I used a microscope like this a long time ago but it wasn't for phones it was actually like a USB microscope which is neat for mystery Tech I think I just clipped this on I really don't think there's anything to it going to give you something too whoa the ocean and Stars in Your Eyes 3 wow we're going to start recording okay so I'm going to get closer and closer whoa that's actually kind of cool bro I gave you a hole Oh you mean like to actually open it oh I'm going to do the Box first it looks all blurry and everything right but as soon as you get nice and close look at the detail air or air less air right I have no idea this this quick sand painting oh look at that oh neat wow this is a beautiful piece of art it's somehow too far away I think because there's that layer of glass this is meant the Optics are meant to be like literally right on top of something what else can I show let's look at Roboraptor incredibly closely wow is he made of no keia phones no he's got like all these like veins in his eyes I've never noticed look at that honestly these kind of things work surprisingly well me me and Mr Monkey boy need to figure out what is inside this F scope what do we got here well something in a carrying case what did I buy oh yeah my dingdong 9,000 so wa there's so many of me who wants one of us when you can have all of us you know what else you can do with that how many items do we have in this episode uh we've got UV lights oh no and this is a blue light black light filter we've had this couch for a long time let's see what we got here all of the stains o ooh actually why oh oh we got something we got something there's some stuff on this couch that looks a little suspicious these look like uh bits of fuzzzy all right what is this uh other item all right laser pointer oh it says right here in the box that's in front of my face okay all right oh this is a big boy oh it's got a little uh lens cap that means it's a big boy oh my God ready set oh my god oh wa this is going to probably help the hair even more okay for sure so this is one of those bluo zappy Tesla coil speakers if you're wondering why my audio sounded weird for there um that's because I'm uh traveling dubbing so we've got a couple of little um neon lights and I have an electricity needle boy those are words that should not go together don't want that looks like a mini disc it looks dope is what it looks like look at that wow set up the electricity needle okay so I'm just going to screw that in okay so everyone who's afraid of needles this was an electric one so it's probably even worse oh Jesus Christ woo hit me with the beatbox Ken Encore y y dude that thing is so cool now the last thing to do here short of being DJ Austin all day is to actually play some music because if I Bluetooth to this it'll actually play the music on the electricity oh there we go boy we just spent like an hour playing with this thing it is so cool these microphones probably aren't doing it justice it's like it's not like a 16-bit song it's not like an 8bit song it's not like a four bit song it's like a two bit song it is such a basic level of like but you get into it especially you find something that's actually been properly designed for it it kind of works man that's cool speaking of electric El ah don't hit my electric needle Ken uh snore Circle how dare you how dare you even though I know that I was the one who ordered this like 3 weeks ago oh good lord oh my God oh my it looks like it looks like headphones look at the electrodes you put on your throat seems pretty simple just put it on and uh chalk away to ensure that the oh it already did it Zapped me okay you're not even storing yet no no I felt it like like as soon as it attack like uh my throat's moving oh we found a way to keep him quiet this thing actually got to work stop it stop it I feel like my neck muscles are moving without my permission this is the robot speaker it's a robot speaker behold oh he actually is really cute he's got posable arms and legs too that's legitimately adorable and USBC be still my heart it never gets old except for when it does this actually doesn't sound bad I'm listen to loud it is surprisingly loud this is great this is great T keep it coming man keep it com this is legitimately better than your phone speaker it's so cute you could put it on your backpack you could just have it as a little guy how much was this $ 1348 $13 that's cheaper than most like small like Cube Bo figers that's great yeah I didn't order that did I order that there's no video evidence of me ordering that I don't I would never have ordered something like that multi-function folding washing machine please read the instructions carefully before use when I read this I initially thought it was going to fold my clothes for me but then I realized oh no it's just the washing machine that folds and it's significantly less cool but let's give it a try nonetheless wow that's actually very small and that's it okay these instructions are all in Russian both sides are Russian all right okay we're activated and on the same sound as a PS5 okay so I'm going to put it into two minute semi dehydration homie mode boy it's so much bigger than I ever imagined it could be dirty close Okay and water I think I need more than this is not enough water okay so there is about one bucket full of water in here um I'm going to close it let's hit the button I do open it up yeah it lights up no it sounds like I just uh hit rewind on the VCR it's just doing its thing it's a little happy guy hey all right we'll see how my clothes are I don't really know what I expected and I'm pretty sure it was cheap how much did I pay for this on teu again um 338 8 you know what 33 bucks actually not crazy I mean it's very limited you're going to be putting in like a shirt and like you could even put like a pair of pants in here I think it's it's too small for that but for like some underwear or some some basic little things don't want to go to the laundromat and Ken has a massive sck collection that he needs to keep clean at all times I have seen your comments buy AliExpress check buy AliExpress Tech fine I'm going on AliExpress to look for some of the most unique gadgets on the internet okay so this looks very teu or Wishy oh this actually is interesting a $4 PS4 controller I I can get behind that yo oh actually this is kind of cool okay so this is one of the things I know alexpress is known for so I can buy screens for a wide variety of Nintendo consoles that I think is actually one of the main advantages of AliExpress is that they tend to have a little bit more Niche items but at significantly cheaper prices than you find on like Amazon or something not I'm not going to do it for this video but there might be a thing where I try and maybe fail to buy a bunch of stuff from AliExpress and fix up and refurbish some old consoles subscribe and ring link the ding link button if you want to see that video I actually kind of want try to buy some junk consoles and fix them that actually would be legitimately fun $3 for a little micro console now this I will say again I'm not actually seeing this one specifically I've tried some that are kind of similar and these are kind of bad but at three bucks whatever man I don't I'll give it a shot I have so many things in my car right now and I spend like 25 bucks this is great this is great categories oh let's go to men's fashion exotic apparel H oh wow a ball lifter well we're going to censor this nope don't don't oh ho what the someone has taken an actual supposedly motherboard from a GameCube SL a we I guess they've modded it into a GameCube controller handle and it's portable $500 I've got to try this I've got 100% got to try this oh okay this video got a lot more expensive real quick all right my friends it is time to press that big red order button and I'll see you in 1 to two months when all of our AliExpress Tech arrives there we go so our items from AliExpress took a very long time and unlike something like wish or chimu they each arrived individually which means that I actually have no idea which box is which so let's just crack it open this get shipped all the way from China and it sounds like this this is what did you order so oh my God it's a fake either this is a knockoff of a phone that is 11 years old or they remade the box I will say I have a real fondness for the Samsung Galaxy S3 the S3 was the very first phone I was ever invited to I'd never actually like properly used a uh a shiny new smartphone really before this yo wait a minute is this actually real the button feels decent dude remember when phones were this small this is like a 4. like 3 in screen or wa open the back open the back yeah yeah yeah let's see let's see that's a real Thum that's a real Thum hold on wait wait wait okay I got a Smoking Gun here copyright 2015 Samsung Electronics this is a 2012 phone okay I knew something suspicious about this thing okay we're going put this aside we're going to let charge for a minute and we'll come back to that okay so again I have no idea what any of these things are um and definitely forgot I ordered this one moment please behold my friends my brand new shirt courtesy of AliExpress what does it say this man ate my son oh I think my Galaxy S3 may actually be charged up enough now this screen is not bad it is not bad just the bloops just yeah just a little so right now this is running Android 4.3 uh-oh your device has been modified software updates are not available yo I don't like that at all how has it been modified okay uh you know what we got to do we got to do a camera test battery critically low okay we're going to hurry up real quick I mean honestly L though this is totally fine this is totally fine I can tell you divide one these absolutely not but it's a blast from the past and it's it's it's Unique wait that's okay okay okay all right this my friends it is incredibly well wrapped this is the book 8088 now this was actually not insanely expensive right yeah it was like just over 200 bucks okay all right let's see so this is uh I will immediately say before I even open this a lot smaller than I thought I don't know why looking at the photos I assume this a little bit more like regular laptop size I mean that's a hand for scale inside we have oh it's so cute um the stickers are a little little scuff looking we have a couple of speakers a display which has a little tab on it and a very small keyboard like this is like 75% it even had I it's got like a new Windows 10 style key on it and then we also have a couple of little doors here that's our actual CPU which you can literally just open up and touch let's plug this in and bring our book 888 to life okay so I have now gotten myself into Windows 3.1 unfortunately without a mouse I'm a little bit limited on what I can do let's play duck can I load duck I did it I'm in Magi duck ah no he's shooting up at me it's it's Grimace it's Grimace go away Grimace I did it notepad there we go notepad that's what I want so this keyboard's not good I I don't fully understand why they went with such a tiny keyboard so this is really really neat I think this is a great example of something that is perfect for AliExpress right because this is not a mainstream normal item it does have a little bit of that DIY sort of quality I just am sad to say I don't know if I'm the right person to fully appreciate it cuz it's neat it's weird but I don't really have a lot of things I know how to do on Windows 3.1 or dos I'm just proud that I could get Windows to actually launch to begin with and I got notepad up and running that's that's about all I can do hey wait hand it to me gently so we can prove that we didn't do this uh hello my friends and welcome to the double shock 4 so at first I thought this box was massively smashed I still think it is but it also looks like maybe oh no it's that's is actually meant to look like this like is that the shape is that a rhombus so this is a double shock four wireless controller which allows me to charge two PS4 controllers simultaneously wait do I have a controller or do I have a dock for this what this is I know this is a controller wait is yeah yeah yeah control it will we be double shocked or oh yeah that that well oh look at the honestly the buttons don't feel bad the triggers uh like to me this feels like it's like 85% right it's not quite there but if this actually works when we plug into a PS4 11 bucks dual shock 4 yeah so it shows up so as far as a PS4 is concerned this is a proper dual shock 4 your mind is going to vary a little bit on the overall quality of this but like at first glance this is really not bad what else do we have from AliExpress okay so this is a set of Lenovo think plus live pods so I looked at a similar version of the Lenovo earbuds off of I think it was wish or teu uh a little while ago yes teu and they were surprisingly good for really cheap how much were my think plus live pods $8 $8 I mean these can be pretty bad they're still going to be worth eight bucks these look like they're at least they're oh they're not okay that's not black that's green okay um okay that's fine that's fine oh that's a really interesting design so they're kind of shaped a little bit like airpods but they have a very small little rubber tip on them it's super super small I have never seen a pair of earbuds like that uh USBC charge okay that's a big win at 7 eight bucks and you know what I'll say this case is delightfully tiny look how small that is it's just a little guy okay so pairing was instant uh it just you just take them out and they work bro okay do they sound amazing no do they sound a little worse than like regular normal airpods yes but they sound a bit worse they don't sound 96% worse or whatever the actual price difference is do I have can can someone give me another thumbs up I need like three thumbs up yeah there we go okay that's oh I got it I cat it the sf200 handheld game console and this is the other one right I got two of these so this first one was Ultra cheap so around back we have three aaa's all right uh you also have your speakers uh on the back which is obviously best for the audio to come through my hands you can get some of these on like wish and whatnot but AliExpress is absolutely loaded with these and there are dozens and dozens of different designs most which are not very good but I know there are a couple of gems I don't know if this is going to be it but let's give it a try okay we have 128 games Angry Bird super contra tiny tune Galaga so I'm assuming there's a bunch of Nesta games troj nuts milk they have nuts milk I'm playing nuts milk oh wow okay this is actually kind of cool very slow but it works all right all right all right here's the thing I got the idea with this one for 10 bucks I mean h there's a certain level of which I don't think this is I mean it's 10 bucks you can't go that long but like H maybe spending a little bit more like our sf200 might be a better move okay so going from 10 to 15 we have USB which is USBC so instead of using AAA batteries we've actually got a rechargeable battery here we have a micro SD to USB adapter so I'm assuming you use this to like load up the ROMs but the fact that it comes with a Micro SD adapter is cool and then we've got the actual console itself oh you know what it's actually kind of weird so it's like very thick on this side uh clearly the battery is right underneath here so it's a little bit kind of like front heavy but it's not terrible Okay so we've got abxy dpad we have one little thumb stick which feels actually like a switch thumb stick in fact I feel that's from a joyon like that feels and looks exactly like a joy-con stick let's give it a try see what we got hm we need to plug it in the red light turns on like it's acting like it should be doing something turn it on locate the power switch and slide to the right the indicator light will turn red once the device is on it's turning red and yet the screen's not lighting up H uh oh let me try plugging it in we may actually have an issue here oh no I think it's Thea cuz the light's turning on like it's got power I'm going to plug it in let charge I think it's dead though that's so sad cuz like if this thing actually worked for 15 bucks this would legitimately be a cool little emulator I guess that's one of the downsides when it comes to ordering stuff from sites such as AliExpress good luck trying to get a refund or shipping the product back I mean you can probably go through the process but are you actually going to get it back I don't know all right do you have something over there that's going to cheer me up because I need a real cheering will this cheer you up I don't know well you should catch it if it's over there now when we were looking through AliExpress there were a large number of um intellectual property looseness um so uh this is someone made this ROM a Pokemon Black and White 3 Genesis it's even got a copyright date from Azure keys wait so it says 2023 but the cart said it was 2020 I thought okay so this is a very new rom hack so basically this is using Pokemon Crystal as the base but it's actually based in yovo which is the fifth generation of Pokemon games all right I'll be I'll be mad Matt Marlin was waiting for you until just a few minutes ago can I take a Pokemon yeah can I have a Pokemon please wow yeah they remade the whole region look at that Pokemon League Victory Road okay this is cool again I will restate uh I'm a little uncomfortable with the idea of someone on AliExpress profiting from loading someone's rom hack onto an actual cartridge and buying it like that to me not great that being said though it does work and also it is functioning what this is very fabcy what is this it is uh related is it related is this what I think it is I'm a big fan of Pokemon I'm just going put that out there and I would like to share the love so I have acquired a series of masks to let us all live our best Pokemon life um I call bulbas Star so y'all can have your pick of these guys well here goes nothing if you see the three of us walking down the street go the other way yeah you want to mess with us Jigglypuff Jigglypuff you got to do the right actual Jigglypuff like sounds Jigglypuff Jigglypuff why can you do that can you say can you serenate as a Jigglypuff jig you know what I'm not going to sleep anytime soon I'll be honest with you this is also well packed which makes sense because it is shipped a very long way oh okay all right so we have a power adapter so we'll put that off the side but it actually comes in a carrying case inside this box is a portable Nintendo GameCube so AliExpress have a wide variety of different handheld actual modified consoles and this is one of them this is unbelievable oh my w God the craftsmanship on that so let me get my head around it so we've got our l&r buttons we have two shoulder buttons which are a little sticky we have an ax we have our Barrel plug and our switch all right all right is everyone ready I just forgot he was jiggly didn't take it off it's too funny okay okay here the fan spinning up screen's coming to life yes there we go so we've got a bunch of GameCube games which look like they're already loaded up here so let's try Mario Kart shall we I will say the screen is not amazing it's a little bit rough that being said I mean whatever right so what we've got here is a jailbroken Wii motherboard put in here so it's actual native hardware and then it's just connected to a small 7in display right so as far as this thinks it's just a Wii sitting on like a table or something oh wait a minute I'm just realizing something it's a Wii but obviously we've got the GameCube controller so maybe it's a Wii Just because they can cut the board down for a Wii but all the games are GameCube games so it's actually probably much more meant to be a portable GameCube even if technically the underlying guts are Wii this does not come cheap uh I believe this was almost 500 bucks oh my friend it is $550 here's the thing I can't tell you you go buy one of these like this is a really Niche item but the fact that this kind of stuff exists on AliExpress is massively cool you're not going to find this on most places just cuz it's so custom and handbuilt and everything but just the engineering that went into something like this is incredibly cool welcome back to teu Tech what is this cervical neck traction device it's an inflatable neck pillow what who wants an inflatable this looks not good this is an item I'm actually kind of curious about the Lenovo ThinkPad th30 wireless headphones okay so the reason I say this is that Lenovo actually make quite a variety of really nice looking headphones or at least nice sounding headphones for 18 bucks I think these actually could be good Professional Wireless lavalier microphone for iPhone wait is this actually Wireless so it looks like two like wireless mics kind of like the one that I've got on my shirt right now and then it goes into your iPhone or you can go into a type-c port oh hey yo yo wait this is something cool stylus pen for iPad blah blah blah blah blah it's an apple pencil I'll try it explosives head massager now hold on do we need to use the word explosive beside head massager are you sure that this is not like the brain download 9,000 realistic Burger pillow and it's the video is the person to faceing the burger oh my God this is the B this is the best this is the best there's a list of Pokemon games so fire red Lea Green Ruby Sapphire Emerald all the Game Boy advanced Pokemon Mainline games for $4 now as we all know real copies of the games have been out of print for 20 years and are quite expensive especially Emerald I'm going to investigate the veracity of the these claims cuz I don't know if this is legitimate electric scraping instrument scraping obviously we're ordering a wide variety of items from teu and hopefully most most of them make a wonderful hilarious video but I think it's also about time that we do some teu on this is what if I order some extra items specifically for Matt on this is don't tell him what this is and make him do the electric scraper all right my friends time to hit the order button and see exactly what teu has got in store for us today let's take a look at what we whoa my voice cracked oh no what's it like being 12 let's take a look T check okay I remember ordering this one now what the wait did I order this as an extra large hello internet's busiest tech nerd here unfortunately there was another item that was going to complete my Anthony fantana cosplay but unfortunately teu did not include it so oh wait wait wait is this oh okay so this is a phone mount for POV shooting this is like a head strap here a basically like a straight GoPro strap but then you connect your phone using this adapter so if you ever want to get those super cool POV shots and you want to go out there and buy yourself a fancy action camera well you can show exactly what the world looks like from your point of view using your Tay cellone all right seven bucks I can kind of forgive a little bit of uh sus quality so I'm going to gently place this on my head this look a little small for a head strap ah boy this is not going to be comfortable for long okay how's it look so this is what it's like to be me I'm walking around making fun of Ken I don't know I'm just going to wear this to unbox the next item all right oh yeah hey Ken you're musically inclined right uh I listen to music that means you're qualified to help me operate this piece of equipment BR this is a midi control keyboard which is apparently battery powered has 25 velocity sensitive slim Keys velocity sounds like Velociraptor which means that it's cool there are a lot of very high quality midi controllers out there and there are some cheap ones this might be the cheapest one I've ever seen which I will say I don't know anything about anything so this is the mwave uh I will actually say it looks nice keys are fine it seems actually relatively well built I mean especially considering we paid 50 bucks for this thing including shipping this is an iPad Mini yep we've got a USB hub with the midi keyboard plugged in and garage band yeah and I think it works at a base level we took a little time to configure it but uh okay how does this work so how much of this actually works in garage band for iPad with the keyboard part of the app uh you can actually do a fair bit obviously keyboard stuff works you can change your pitch okay okay you can change octaves so oh so basically because obviously it's a what 20 something key however small yeah it's not a lot um you can go three octaves above and below um you also have programmable pads they're pre-programmed to whatever oh there we go beat pads work so then this is where we would actually load things up here you go okay well A's going to start making beats it's going to be funny this is this is the beginning of the new arc DJ not Duncan DJ DJ not DJ not Duncan you know as a YouTuber it's important to have a little bit of insurance cuz you never know when you're going to get a little bit of hot water which is why I have printly purchased my apology ukulele oh oh oh look it's here okay so can I just uh I'll sing in the key of f oh oh I'm so sorry I probably did something that made you mad what would be our band name the overclocks oh my Apple stylus pencil let us investigate this pencil okay so well I mean clearly this is meant for other stuff cuz there's stuff that's missing in here but that's fine um oh what happened to charging on the iPad huh okay so this does look at first glance like a pencil it's got the same kind of like flat Edge but I'm assuming wait what no it doesn't what oh yep there is a in fact a USBC Port which at least it's USBC oh it kind of wait wait wait wait whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa hold on a second I put it on it immediately lit up green I think the iPad's actually charging it the problem is is the iPad is used to you know using a actual apple pencil so it's not like really an interface or anything oh wait wait whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa wait it worked for like one second does it need to charge so normally I would just say oh this is like some lame piece of tech from teu don't buy it but the thing is I've seen Quinn actually did a terrific video buying some tech from teu and one of them was uh maybe not this exact apple pencil but he got an apple pencil on timu which worked relatively well and the fact that this did work for a second before stopping makes me think that we're missing something here does it work yeah actually oh no my now my apple pencil doesn't work oh wait so it's pairing as a new Apple pencil every time turning off and on Bluetooth definitely works okay I'm going to try to do it lightly now so here's the thing this as far as I can tell for like normal use is actually totally fine as a stylist now I don't think it has quite that same level of the Fidelity especially like the pressure sensitivity of a standard pencil but if you just want to use this as a navigation device to be able to scroll through your iPad or to be able to jot like some quick notes down honestly I would actually save the hund whatever dollars I need more mystery Tech in my life um okay so this is quite a squashed box and I don't even know what it is cuz the label's kind of gotten squashed with it your guess is as good as mine well we're about to find out together my friends just like we're about to find out if you really hit the Subscribe button did you actually hit it what is that what is wait this is not what I thought is what specifically this is the crotch stretcher wait wait wait wait wait sorry time out this is the crotch stretcher here goes nothing is this what I thought I was going to do when I woke up this morning probably not but is it the content that you deserve yeah you know what you've done oh that's a Vibe no no no no NOP here is the uh explosive head massager that's really FM is my face vibrating right now can you tell not really so it's vibrating every time it vibrates my vision goes like you put the earthquake filter on and Final Cut this is the metal detector with 360 side detection and penp pointing tip I heard that someone's smuggling some metal in my studio okay victim you're supposed to be enforcing the law stand up T pose T pose there's no metal ah I found metal let me find some other metal what if it can it detect tungsten yeah I mean this works I guess if you're looking for metal and you know gold or whatever it works apparently my ring is real my heated vibrating knee massager boy you know I just picked some some items this these are some of the items on te- so I don't know how well we're going to be able to show this cuz it just looks like I've got a KNE brace on but I've got a little screen here so I'm going turn it on unfortunately I'm wearing jeans which I'm realizing probably not um smart move as it warms up let's go ahead and start some vibration oh okay oh so actually it vibrates quite low okay we're just going to go full full speed I'm immediately going to say this pretty good oh yeah no I I see what you mean I need that on my kneecap yeah you got like really hike it up but that came with some Force um so this my friends is a big old Burger wow well uh wish me luck my friends I'm going to go uh take a trip to burgertown hey guys this is Austin MC Duncan oh oh I know what this is why am I sinking into it this oh wow so if you pump it up a little bit this probably pretty nice out plane you pump it up all the way I can't feel my face anymore oh my God I'm not kidding okay try to like move my head around some oh my God this is a wireless lavalier microphone much like the microphone that I wear on myself all the time so we use quite expensive lavalier wireless microphones here in the studio so the idea that timu will sell me a far cheaper option sounds really appealing this was only $6 which makes me think there's no way it's going to be good and is it even going to work I mean that's like ridiculously cheap I will immediately say I do have all my bits and Bobs no microphone attached at least by lightning as you can see I have it in my hand here so this is directly from the iPhone 13 mini this is what the $6 teu mic sound like all right here I am from like whatever 30 ft away it's too loud that's the my main criticism is that it feels like the gain on the mics is way too high but we paid $6 for a double wireless mic kit are you kidding me that just literally worked with zero setup though it is almost out of battery well it it's probably no because it's unpaired cuz this thing's unplugged oh it's unpaired yeah I I mean for $6 I have no idea what you could ask for that's more and because it's so loud all I would do is maybe just hold the mic a little bit farther away and I think it actually sounds fine and lower your tone of voice no so we all know in life pay full prices for soccers and you know we are we're winners we're winners who buy fake airpods to look cool now we've looked at a lot of fake airpods over the years this is uh they've gotten clever they don't put Apple logos if you look even though the packaging is vaguely reminiscent of an actual although man it doesn't sound good it's vaguely reminiscent of real airpod but they're clever enough to not put any Apple logos on it so technically no trademark infringement required well I will immediately say while they do work the magnets aren't right they're too lightweight but I mean from here can you tell those aren't real airpods Pro five bucks man look there's a certain level of which the Jank is fine and $5 is the level in which the Jank is fine here's another Lenovo okay so here's the thing Lenovo is an actual brand so 18 bucks is quite cheap for overear Bluetooth headphones but it's starting to get to the point where you can get sort of regular options on like Amazon and whatnot oh look at this cannot verify airpods these headphones cannot be verified as genuine Apple airpods would you like to connect anyway I have never seen that before yes I would like to connect anyway that might also explain why the listing is discontinued oh if they removed this from uo yes let me describe to you what I'm hearing right now say this is a flat frequency curve right so You' got your load your mids or highs well here are my lows that's it it's like have you ever sat beside a subwoofer oh they actually pause when you take them out okay I I don't want to condone these things they've clearly been removed like they're trying to become airpods and while they sort of function a little bit like airpods there's no noise cancelling and the sound quality I can only describe as hilarious let's try these Lenovo which I think are going to be far far better wow that's quite the colorway well you you know what though okay so the cushions are soft the headband is all right I mean clearly quite cheap plastic but at the price point nothing that seems unreasonable oh it's so much better it's 17 bucks these are not bad the problem is is that I almost feel like there's probably headphones you could spend like 17 18 20 bucks on for Amazon that are about the same which is why would you buy from teu at that point cuz I feel like teu is kind of like the budget option they're not spectacular however they do work there's nothing that's horrible about them they're built reasonably well they're comfortable but they don't sound they're fine this is the most tricked out flying spinner boy these kids look just like they're having a great time so I think the idea is that they kind of can hover and because it's got like sort of this sort of um protective ball around it you're not going to hurt your finger oh okay catch wrong way catch W seven bucks man this thing's kind of cool as we all know teu is the home of the wild west of devices and most importantly intellectual property um so this my friends is a completely real and legitimate copy of Pokemon Emerald you can tell by the uh suspiciously lightweight of the cartridge and the odd printing now if you want to buy a proper copy of Pokémon Emerald today you're talking about like I don't know 80 bucks maybe 100 bucks um but these reproductions supposedly are actually decent this is $4 there we go look at that so here's the thing I am a little bit torn on this uh partially because also it's it's really hard to see on camera it's too big can you see on the bottom of this game boy it like sticks out by like I don't know half a millimeter which is definitely not accurate or correct I think Nintendo already talked to teim about it cuz is it gone oh oh look at this so for 13 bucks I do not expect that this is a real razor product I will say though it is quite convincingly uh remanufactured looking at the box it's got the right kind of pull oh actually you know what no it's not the right pull tab it looks like the right pull tab but it's made out of of uh paper instead of plastic there's a part of me that thinks this is real that's the thing it's good enough that at least it makes you stop and think oh you know what well do oh no no no that's not real look at the font that's not real that's definitely not real a damn it I was it's pretty good though man they had us in the first half yeah no like this packaging like this isn't quite right it's not like crazy F this is not quite right this is very close to real razor packaging do you want to know what happened to the listing on Teemu is it gone yeah oh they took the listing down that's also a big giveaway all right let's plug it in okay it does light up green and so does the wheel okay it is mousing right now although wow that that does not look good you can tell it's not real cuz it's not ask me to install synaps you took my money again um never going to give in cuz you took my money and you took my stuff and I only got half of what I want but guess what I like use and I can't stop making teu videos today we are going to be putting teu to the test I'm going to be buying nothing but gaming gear games game consoles you name it from teu we're going to see is it real or is it fake all right let's just look up Nintendo right surely we're going to see nothing but uh legit stuff here Super Mario Odyssey for Nintendo switch which is a $41 copy of the game apparently uh it's at 68 % off normally it's $133 so this is one of those items that seems pretty legit right like surely they're not going to give me a fake Super Mario Odyssey right I feel like I've seen this before it's a like PSV to knockoff that they just colored like a switch it uh apparently will play free games and it is for Christmas Halloween and a Thanksgiving Day gift you know I love to celebrate the Thanksgiving season by giving my loved ones in life a knockoff PS v that is scanned to look like a switch but for 28 bucks what could go wrong oh wait no this is actually cool hold up hold up so it's just a little plug that you put in the back of an N64 and it gives you a 1080p out with a 3.5 mil audio jack for 12 bucks that's actually legitimately kind of cool so these are like weird knockoff joycons that are transparent which I'm always a big fan of transparency but it comes with this like M sort of shape so it's rotated around and it comes with both a high and a short 3D joystick for 18 bucks dude I feel like I do a whole video just on switch stuff this is actually great everyone to add RGB to your ps 5 well with this ugly USB powered extension you can load it up inside your PS5 and have beautiful RGB Wow Let's look up razor so okay there's a lot of Razor stuff here is it real so this is the razor wired ergonomic Universal game Mouse boy that font does not fill me with confidence this a $17 Mouse uh sure oh this is going to be bad uh switch VR headset now there are a couple of switch games that do support VR I'll give it a try this is this is not to good so with that my friends it's time to push the Big Orange checkout button and I'll see you on the other side I'm very excited for today's video because we got some really legitimately cool things not legitimately really who needs a first party like Nintendo seal of quality when I got the teu Seal of quality what no all right oh well I see a game right off the top so what's different is so this is the uh Hong Kong version of Super Mario Odyssey in Chinese which hopefully there's an English language option over on this side we've got a Japanese model switch light okay so this seems totally legitimate that's I mean that's definitely a real switch light I mean obviously you could spend a little bit more money and get a US model switch which does come with a proper warranty but if you compare that with a u switch mean this seems fine thank you very much uh let's though see how the game is all right inside we've got hey h game of course there's only one real true test to see if this is a legitimate switch cartridge don't do it no uh oh oh uh you mean put put it in the the switch yeah it's real it tastes very bitter let's see what we got yeah it's just this is just straight straight up uh Super Mario Odyssey I love Bowser and his pimp Arc yeah I mean look I don't know what there is to say negative about this I mean it is certainly an authentic legitimate switch the game is real everything works just fine we can't say that we got scanned by teu I mean we got exactly what they promised at relatively decent pricing so two thumbs up Good Start yeah you know what here Ken let's do this old school why don't you just throw me items yeah we'll spice it up a little bit look it's ditto ditto you said like the good old days this like the good old days stop blocking the road how much should I pay for these Pokemon accessories and autal the Snorlax costume is $21 and the ditto plush is nine what good deal across the board I'm going to use ditto to transform back into Austin whoa look it worked man my little buddy knows how to use transform to bet didn't transform into a better YouTuber or million dollar yeah I'd take a million dollars PS5 Okay so so we've got ourselves we've got ourselves uh LED strip lights for PS5 for both disc and digital which looks just lovely so after putting those little tiny bits of adhesive on let's give it a try so I'm going to start out with this fan now I think I need to just route them with the cables this way actually you know what that fits pretty well okay before we actually test this let's uh get rid of this a regular shell what is this a Sony commercial oh no no oh no no no let's take a look at these face plates so this is the Han cam console face plate for PS5 um if this looks a little de Brandy to you it's because it's very de Brandy and if it looks like they ripped the Legion logo they also did that too let's do it my friends and we've got the sh you know what that's actually kind of nice and here's the other side which is the exact same kind of thing so honestly like fairly high quality plastic I mean 34 bucks is not um not unreasonable honestly I mean certainly cheaper than any the other options out there and it is it's nice like I thought this is going to be like super cheapy but it's actually like pretty high quality plastic no that's not going on there uhoh I wonder is this too thick this causing a problem hey hey just just shove it really hard can we dim the lights and see how this looks so I'm going to start cycling through so I turn it green for example you can see what it's doing it looks cool from the top it looks yeah like Yeah from the top I agree but um boy that you know what this just not meant to be used with a shell like this I would argue it's also not meant to be used with a black shell like I would say throw the white shell back on or W okay that looks kind of cool wait that chase actually looks surprisingly nice like it is fluid animation but you can see look if you watch the chase you can see it doesn't quite line up with the holes in this shell which I guess is fair enough you can see it kind of goes like up here okay you know what I have the perfect answer because we have another set of shells oh wow that's a well thank you indeed um that is quite the shade of R orange orange wow so for context this is a good shade of red this is not um I think they forgot to turn the saturation up add a little extra red pigment in the die cuz this is um now I will say that this was also around $30 um and it's not even close I those other plates are so much better but let's put it on let's maybe fire up these LEDs again and see if it looks any better so remember that thing I was telling you about the quality of these plates being a little little subpar oh my gosh is that a super mini sn01 home entertainment system um how much was this Cheapo M Cheo face uh it was $25 too expensive too expensive so this is meant to look like the SNES mini except it's just look at look look quality smells like like nail polish remover let's fire up this disappointment a console give it a chance wait it's already on maybe I spoke too soon yeah I think you did what the he hey all right it works and it is a generic NES clone machine waa can't believe it UFO race now you know what I actually do want play UFO race that sounds fun we're never going to get Dar at this rate listen no audio listen that beautiful audio what it's just one lap this is the oh this is our Genesis cart right yeah we wouldn't be buying fake stuff from Teemu without some um sus ROMs and uh carts so this is for the Genesis and it is the super 4801 classic collection hot for gigabits which is probably enough for every single Genesis game ever um you know I'm kind of curious about I'm going to actually try it I'm going to open it up and see what's inside this thing uh maybe we should try it first H try try it oh yeah yeah yeah I'll open up in a minute after I try it um can you remind me how much this one was this was a whopping $35 this was $35 yes okay well uh you know uh I got nothing super 48 and one activate yeah keep in mind that this poor image quality is purely because we're using RF because it's the only cable we've got if we had a higher quality setup we would but this does actually seem like it's a thing so we've got 480 games for the Genesis what do I do wait I just died uh this is riveting yeah if you really want a bunch of ROMs for your Genesis you could buy this fake cartridge from teu which I'm now going to open up and see what's inside after I turn off the horrible satic cuz it says it's got 4 GB which obviously would be a tremendous amount for a Genesis cart which had probably oh so we've got a button cell battery on the back and then we've got a bit of flash memory an Alterra Max little chip so I guess I do kind of understand why this is $30 because I mean good luck trying to get your hands on one of these like trying to manufacture a new one today like this is probably all like super super old stock or whatever I mean these chips probably made 15 20 years ago ah team what we do with you when we want to find elicit back Market ROMs at kind of expensive pricing this is in back Market nope if it's back Market they probably would not be selling me any fake ROMs hey oh okay this is the one that I saw on team didn't understand this is the AR game console this was not massively expensive right uh it was kind of expensive it's $53 oh okay the reason why this really stands out to me is that when you go on teu and you're looking for things typically it falls into one of two categories either accessories or stuff for real consoles or fake versions of games or you know knockoffs or emulators or whatever this is neither of those this actually seems like at least on the surface like an actual legitimate real Standalone device which is really strange so I'm I'm curious to play with it and see like is this just based on something are we playing NES games in AR is this something that's completely unique like I'm just really curious okay well we've already got some stuff so HDMI it's a good start um USB a to a cable very strange this is an LED ball it has a USB port on it is what what the hell am I looking at here so confused I'm so confused okay so it's got a face of course it's got a face all right we got a lot of stuff going on here so we've got a little projector of some sort I think here maybe that's the camera I'm not sure we have a USB port on the top which I'm going to guess is for the LED we have a little switch on the back HDMI another usba and a micro SD card which is already installed which is 4 gabes so that's just I'm guessing our game slos or something uh it's telling me to plug in my wireless dance map which is equipped with batteries huh it doesn't the listening doesn't say anything about mat maybe it projects it on the ground well I guess there's one way to find out ah shouldn't have looked at that boy that's an LED doing my eyeballs I can't see anymore oh there we go dude it is so bright that is not something that you should be looking at with your eyes that hurt me here at overclock media we strive for excellence but in order to achieve this Excellence you will watch through a 101 step process on how we make our videos using stock footage we have revolutionized the ability to use AI generation to create content the people are not necessary when you have the AI so I've got motion sport games puzzle casual games AR games which apparently has a camera and classic games let's start with classic games a boy in his blob I'm going to play a boy in his blob that's that's the game I'm playing now it's just an NES game I think I know where this uh okay trouble on blob bone that's is that my blob so this just has NES games oh I'm supposed to throw him jelly beans what I don't know how to play a boy in his blob okay so it's got a bunch of NES games on it because of course it does let's try AR games next cut the fruit Grazy pingpong happy rope skipping header boy let's do cut the fruit so oh my God it's an actual camera what is this thing man this is actually kind of cool all right I'm going to move it down a little bit I'm a real person I'm a Fruit Ninja a nope nope let me do that dude this is actually legit who would have thought I could find something this on teu this is actually cool yeah this thing is truly one of the most bizarre items I've ever found on teu because it kind of works and works pretty well I mean the motion games suck um but the AR stuff and like the fact they've got a bunch of NES games randomly like this is actually kind of cool and importantly it has some great stock music you can just Vibe uh razor death adders essential and Logitech g102 so these are mice that are maybe or maybe not legitimate authentic and real uh how much was this cuz these are both like way too cheap right yeah so the Razer Mouse is $17 and the Logitech mouse is $23 both of the real versions of these mice should be a good chunk more expensive than that I would say even if they are some weird like gray Market something let's just take a look at them one at a time um this razor I mean like that looks like a dead giveaway that that's a fake box like it's kind of similar but I mean it literally like the text almost goes over the edge U okay well yeah that's okay that's not real razor Master guide pretty sure that that is not the Razer font look at the way it was typed it's like in the world tiniest little font no there's no shot I mean I think the real tell for both these things is going to be when I actually plug them into the laptop to see if they're recognize as generic mice or if they actually show up and work with you know Logitech or razor software uh it does say setting up razor death add essential okay and oh Razor stuff is popping up it's it's it's legit yep look I'll be honest if synapse believes it it looks as legit as it is it is suspiciously cheap I don't know what more you can say about it let's try the Logitech it's got a little G on the bag the uh it's got that very thin cable which looks like a real Logitech thing this is a real Mouse I am quite confident g102 oh yeah the selector working you know what I think we actually have two legitimate Mice from teu well hello there it is a couple of weeks in the future as you can see from the evolution of the set and I have a different haircut uh the main reason for this is that we were actually missing a couple of items from teu which ended up getting cancelled now thankfully we actually did get refunds for both of these automatically it just took a few weeks beyond that though let's take a look at some of the last of our items including this it's my joy pad not a joycon nope that's copyrighted and it's not for my Nintendo switch no no it's for my nsw the world of knockoff joycons is quite extensive and oh that's nice that actually is and they have a slide down thing so you're not a so we actually have what seems to be a pretty nice looking joyon for $19 these work wirelessly they feel better than the original joycons they have removable sticks if I can figure out how to put them back on it has this nice little uh rotating grip they charge via USBC and via the switch I literally unless maybe the vibration motor sucks I actually don't have anything bad to say about these oh you know what that vibration is actually not bad I mean it might not be quite as nice as like the full HD Rumble but it doesn't feel terrible certainly for a third party controller and I will say that those taller sticks make quite a big difference because with the standard height sticks it's fine but uh this definitely feels like I've got a little bit more uh range of motion this this is really legit for $19 as my battery runs out what a perfect segue to our second set of joycons look I couldn't help myself okay so 27 bucks um I have slightly higher expectations mostly just because these are so good I'm going to say something I may regret I think these are the best joycons I've ever used like uh obviously just kind of first impression stuff but these feel better than joycons in pretty much every way which means that these are going to have uh some stiff competition and also I think what we're learning here is don't buy real joycons so these are a little bit more similar to the standard size of joycons in fact they're actually pretty much the same so if I put that side by side with an original joyon of course it's got to have the turbo and the macro button but largely looks the same I'll say um the party trick with these though should be that we connect it to our switch one and two the hey we got RGB hey you know what that actually looks kind of cool right I mean you can if you look closely you can see that there's just like four LEDs there so they bleed a little bit on each side so it's not quite as diffused but like honestly for less than 30 bucks do you really care cuz I don't you know what I'm missing here there's no rumble on these joy-cons a little bit of a ding I mean again I use my switch light which doesn't also have any Rumble um but that's probably the main downside here is that there's no Rumble whereas the cheaper joycons do actually have Rumble as well n Go Go with these go with these honestly this is legit before the Apple Vision Pro before the meta Quest 3 there was the real goat when it comes to Virtual Reality we're talking about the Nintendo switch yes my friends the Nintendo switch does support VR so let's take a look at the headset which I'm sure is going to be as basic as it gets um oh yeah dude you know what this reminds me of of there was an ERA you know in like 2013 2014 2015 where everyone was using phone based VR so things like gear VR Google cardboard Daydream wow this looks awful oh my God so the problem with this is that you're looking at a 1280 by 720p display which is split so you'll get half those pixels per eye and then the only tracking to speak of is really just the gyroscope so like as I move it is only vaguely connected you know actually I will say though um that first impression um actually adjusting these makes a fairly big difference it's not good but at least it's kind of doable unless you are obsessed with trying all the VR capabilities of the Nintendo switch this is probably left in 2018 where we found it I've seen some comments that this site is better than wish and teu combined and it's called bang good I'm not kidding this is an actual real website bang good is a site much like ton wish that offers discount items direct from China at what are supposedly excellent prices let's investigate because I I'm suspicious wao what an fiber laser engraver for $1300 I would light something on fire with this so I'm probably not going to buy that pH meter for soil what I'm finding here is a fairly wide variety of sort of weird gadgets and stuff you know what this actually reminds me of a little bit a little bit like AliExpress do I want a highspeed RC car I probably do if I'm honest with you so this is a $118 hbx 1688 9A Pro which is a 116th scale r l machine this one was born to drive off road people love these things honestly these listings are some of the most accurate of teu wish AliExpress I've ever seen like there's a lot of information here and most of these translations actually seem to be pretty decent wait wait whoo whoo whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoo fossy bot f101 24 megap triple camera phone you know what it's on sale for only $99.99 I'd be a fool not to buy it wait what it say it's $100 I click on it's $125 bang good don't clickbait me fine take my $124.99 with that I think we have everything we need for our bang good review is it time to bang good or is it time to go back to the warm loving Embrace of AliExpress teamu and wish well unfortunately we're all about to find out oh God okay so God for today's video we're going to exclusively be doing it from the over no no no no I knew it I heard the rustling I knew you were about to smash me directly in the head with an anvil straight out of here's the problem uh we shot the ordering scene for this video in August we're recording this unboxing in November yes my friends that is multiple months I can't count that's bang bad that's real bad so whatever this Anvil is it's going to be a surprise to us all so the first item like grip it with four all right we got ourselves an bent alloy laser sword that's not actually bent that's just a knockoff Count Dooku lightsaber mhm yeah yeah the the the real ones will get it dude Kuku man cool dude also well mostly like Christopher walk yeah that yeah Christopher Walkin was definitely Count Dooku that's it that's it right you're Jo me on the dark side so we got ourselves our laser sword the good thing is it doesn't seem to be broken I don't think so uh give me a little while we'll come back to these once they've been fully uh charged up and I'm ready to um dispatch those pesky Jedi uh I love that he ordered this and then he just like did I do this so uh could you please refresh me on the price of my wings of the future very cool Mouse it says 36.99 now you might hear $ 36.99 and go good Lord that's a lot of money that's what I said but this has a secret so this mouse my friends has a removable fuel tank and uh some other stuff did I'm sorry did you say fuel tank what is this little spinny guy for if it's for suspended UFO mode press the bottom of the mouse to decompress the module you are not using it and it pops up is that what that is it does it pops up if you put it back in I think it might spin the actual you can make the mouse spin yo uh fingertip gyro so users with large hands can use thumb and middle finger turn the top of their fingertips in the palm of their hand unfortunately that won't work for Austin excuse me they're perfectly average size um so I could just do this you use an iPhone Mini which is a normal size phone wait it was a mini I say I thought it was a Max in his hand all right let me connect you to my laptop and see how this works oh this actually feels pretty nice I'm curious what happens if I take out the middle part oh and now it's super lightweight so this is not only a fidget toy but also it's honestly like half the way of the mouse right there I actually think it kind of looks nice honestly this is a huge W like this thing is actually like way cooler than I thought welcome to the Destroyer yeah what is that voice the Destroyer Randy Savage in a library so this is an off-road stadium truck it's a 11/16th scale electric powered four-wheel drive off-road stadium truck so um do you want to race cuz I actually happened to have a real one from Koso like the actual name brand like here uh not here we'll have to get that in a later shot but I have a real one but uh it's it's a really cool RC car that should go Toe to Toe with this I I will race you I will race you so I'm going to put our bang good RC car to the test head-to-head to your much cooler looking car we're going to do a lap from this side we're go around these trees and come back over this side three two one go oh oh I spun out oh wait my car is not going in the direction I want ha all right all right I've got one lap down hello and the winner is my super cool bang good RC car this thing is so so fast it's also I didn't realize it's even all-wheel drive so cool look I'm clearly not an RC car expert but for a 100 bucks man this thing is so cool oh how polite so this I actually think I know what this is so there was a bang good mystery box now they say mystery box but it clearly seem to have things like a t-shirt and whatnot inside which is interesting cuz I don't know who wants to walk around with a bangood t-shirt on not me um you wouldn't wear it at Disneyland no I would would actually not to church I would not rep this brand but I'm just curious about it so how much did I pay for this Mystery Box it was like 70 bucks or something 70 bucks and it asks you for a T-shirt size yeah yeah so that's why I assume there's a shirt in here does it sound like the ocean a little bit now is it Dusty it's incredibly light did you guys take the stuff out of the box nope nope did they forget to put my stuff in the Box they whispered t-shirt in the Box there's nothing in the box the Box Austin it's seethrough you guys couldn't share the this is a nice box for $70 like we got our money's worth can't break it it's actually like you don't see the corrugation that's actually really high quality oh like it's wait I can rectify the situation okay you fix it please okay let's try this again oh look an item is this just a random item you put in the box to make you feel better uh yeah cuz I bought this this a phone this is a 10,600 mAh battery Yes you heard me right don't adjust headphones 10,000 milliamp hours which should power this phone for probably Until It Breaks would be my my assumption wait how much was this it was $14.99 that's a reasonable price for a phone I'm not mad um oh fancy packaging we've got some foam and then we've got what the what the oh oh my God feel the heft is that a phone or a taser this is my Z flip 5 admittedly a fairly small lightweight phone it weighs 188 G this fossy bot weighs 339 G so it's over double the weight um let's try the speaker though that's the thing I'm really curious about cuz this is uh a chunky AI music power speaker dude it is so slow like honestly this is one of the slowest phones I've ever used I don't understand why it's this bad listen to Careless Whisper by toad version wow what an experience we all just had together that is the loudest speaker I've ever heard on a phone and it is not even close that's like quadruple the sound of like an iPhone like it is so loud whoa okay I don't think I could recommend this phone to anyone because it is so slow um I mean it is it is it is slow slow but the only positive things I can say is that it does seem like it's built relatively well at least it's it's built in a durable kind of way unfortunately it weighs about as much as a brick and is about as performant as a brick throwing it through the air okay all right that that that's a big chungy boy oh is that my my chair all right let me open this chair and I will be right back once I've assembled what I'm sure is a very uh wonderful knockoff of DX Racer oh but you know there's an extra feature that is listed here uh it says massaging racing gaming and massaging that's the Dual life don't you know oh it's the Dual part of the life so I've got this bit which whoa wa well you got to deploy the foot race now oh yeah you're right so then it flips out yeah yeah nice boy the this is the way I like to race and then I've got buttons here so I'm going to turn power on all right what what okay we want high intensity can you hear that yeah yeah I mean it sounds like you're you've just eaten a lot of Taco Bell yeah okay this is normal mode it's a pleasant sound of sitting on driving over train tracks you look super relaxed right now I'm so relaxed this chair was 135.0 that actually is pretty good considering that you could get like a regular cheapy office chair for the same price what I'm experiencing here is lot so much a massage and more so imagine you stuff 10 smartphones in your chair turn them on vibrate and then give them the beans that's a great idea that was disrespect respectful to this I'm sure very fine product Oh I know this one the unifone the unone armor x13 with up to 12 gigs of RAM 6 gigs of RAM and 6 gigs of virtual Ram all right now this is certainly a chuny look at I have average size hands and it's like I'm holding a damn iPad how much was the uniform it was $139.99 pretty good deal especially because we've got ourselves a tempered glass screen protector very very nice so the UL phone is quite a chunky device but there are a couple of features that make it specifically unique so I'm open up the camera and what we're going to find is that it's got oh look a lovely actually not a terrible looking camera but if I press night vision it's now oh no oh yes can we please dim the lights so dear viewers you can't see me right now can you but you can with the UNIF phone because it's got a night vision camera that that's a cool feature right that actually looked really good on like I mean I'm curious to see how the actual video comes out but like on screen that looked really good uh there's an alarm Bell and a noise test I'm going to do the noise test General room environment noisy work environment nerve cells are destroyed or you'd better leave now waa wait that's a that's a metric so let's be quiet for a second and see what this studio sounds like okay about 35 DB now I'm going to get loud is everyone ready for my to destroy your nerve cells ready set let's get ready it just say 90 I it didn't go above 90 at all um I feel like OSHA would have some things to say about you trying to go above the thing that says nerve damaging you better you better leave now you trying to damage our nerves I just want to find out how loud it could be and apparently I'm not loud enough this thing is actually kind of cool I mean I don't know if I would recommend buying a weird chunky phone like this but it's actually not bad like honestly this thing is kind of cool well it opened itself okay the ghost opened that hydrogen Rich water cup healthy water the source of Life yeah so you ever drink water and go damn I wish this had more hydrogen in it because that somehow is better well this electrifies your water so there's more hydrogen I you know what I I drink actually only hydrogen I don't drink like the O The O Part of water get out of here there's there's there's too much o exactly I don't want the H2O I just want the H2 it has a uh Power LED which can I just mention that the power button is not straight you see how it's just like kind of curved to the side same okay uh can anyone please read me the benefits of this while I experience it but can you read like a posh cool accent so I feel better about my my health decision the benefits are that this will keep you hydrated for the rest of your life because it's going to electrocute you so it only apparently this only works with pure water mineral water or purified water well this is purified so it counts I turned it on the water temperature at 50° C 50° that's hot uh yeah that's very hot at this time a large number of hydrogen bubbles in the bottle will rise from the bottom I would not call it a large number well it's it's ging it's there's more and more of them the the LED lights will automatically extinguish wa when you can drink oh it's done it's done it's done okay okay wait I got chug I got chug it's theal smells like water oh it's cold why is it cold wow it's very cold it was in the refrigerator you idiot I can't just say that it it tastes like water no can't you feel your improved micro circulation well C feel energized no but my sinuses feel like I just did a give me favor and wipe down that table all right I just going to clean that up real quick okay that that one did not get close let's take a look at what clothes I bought months ago and have completely forgotten about boy future ballow to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams is it dreams or is it dreams dras the beauty of my dras all right well we're just going to put this one on how do you do fellow kids oh no sorry I'm not done I I'm not done let me finish the drip oh what the what is this fabric it's so oh no oh no this is see-through HR is just pre-filling out every form right now what is the entire what is the intended usage it buttons down down way too far can we move on please is there another item all right the mini TV game console it's almost like a Playstation One except inside we have uh what it's just like a fake PlayStation classic isn't it we got a lot so we got some oh my God I can hear how cheap those sound from here the there's like nothing in there huh including there's no l&r buttons it's literally dpad oh what they didn't render yeah they didn't finish rendering all right fire up TV Fire TV oh wait no it's actually broken isn't it oh wait no no I that's literally me like pushing down on the cable to like get a little bit of a signal wow I almost can make out an image almost how much did we pay for this thing $13.99 that was $12.99 too expensive cuz this thing is junk this is like reminding me of like trying to watch channel 99 in the '90s it's like I think I saw something well don't worry cuz we got you a backup plan a backup plan backup plan in case that one didn't work uh-huh oh my God a super console is that wa chances are that works probably better than before I actually just fixed it so this is my 2 Pro super console with built-in classic games dual system and added games and inside we have uh well we have an HD wait what this is our super console that doesn't look very super to me we got ourselves a quad core a53 CPU apparently will support Sega Saturn wow very exciting that's pretty good all right let's plug this in let's see what we got here let's see what we got here okay there a super console isn't it and sick the controller works too so we've got 72,5 197 games wow that's more games than I thought existed all right let's try let's try PlayStation first oh Ace Combat hell yeah brother dude this actually uh at first glance I mean obviously I would never condone purchasing ROMs well you own all 72,000 of these games I do it's in my my basement um but uh this does seem quite impressive like if this works remotely uh yeah boy that's not good I mean look at my frame rate here is just literally multiple frames per second like probably at least five all right let's get out of PlayStation you can't do that let's get something older so far I've been moderately impressed I mean PlayStation should be oh wow yeah and in fact for so for Game Boy Advance it actually has like a little CRT filter which honestly doesn't look bad this actually seems pretty decent decent um super console might not be but for $69 actually $69 is like a little borderline but it's it's okay for 69 bucks they don't work what dude they've been charging for hours now and they don't work what did you assemble them correctly I mean you just plug them in what did you do does an the button my Apprentice you have betrayed us what fell do you see now it h is it's now a giant flashlight cuz I broke the end I will say besides the fact that they definitely break really easily um they actually are kind of cool I mean we hit really hard you can't flip that you can't yeah come on there you go okay rip Darth Maul welcome to AliExpress legitimately the home of some of the most interesting Tekken gadgets on the internet so I can get a water quality tester I want to test my water is my water really water also I like how they uh advertis free 11-day delivery it's a very specific number six finger linkage chicken eating artifact oh it's it's pubg it's winter winter chicken dinner but when you translate it it happens to be chicken eating art fact I've seen this before a urinal car bucket outdoor standing urine emergency travel oh okay yep show me how to open it yep that's the hole you p PE in there and then you empty it and then you collapse it well I mean for $1.99 it beats a Pringles can am I right ooh okay so these are the KZ edx Pro Dynamic headphones so KZ is a manufacturer of some very cheap but generally quite good sounding headphones and IM IM and whatnot and for $2.99 that is impressive the so yes s23 mini so they say that it is a 3 screen with the 3G network and apparently five cameras yeah you love tiny phones you know what I do I'm a big fan of small things the smaller the better and they also have a mini iPhone from the same company all right my friends I think that's all we need for this episode of AliExpress Tech let me hit that big red checkout button and I will see you in apparently 11 to 37 days when all of my items arrive from AliExpress let us begin with the tiniest of tiny phones you may need a magnifying glass to see this one this is the S s23 pro look at this little guy he's so little he's even got the little five camera array as if it's an s23 ultra they call it a pro but an Ultra I think only one of those cameras is real I think the other ones are just sort of placeholders but you know what though as Tiny as it is it's actually like massively chunky like this is like way thicker than a normal phone how much was this device it was $30 for a fully theoretically fully functional phone so 30 bucks is like the point where I'm like is this actually even running Android or is this running us like some dumb phone OS cuz they do they do give you an adorable little case and it is thankful USBC so far not so bad we even get a baby screen protector a it's so cute oh my God it's actually running Android holy right that's Android that's a skinned version of Android but oh my God it's an actual Android phone it's got the Play Store bro wait did that get something good from AliExpress battery 68% about 53 minutes left it's got cameras too let's see how cameras are this is a sample of what the video looks like coming from my s23 Pro now it's probably not good but 30 bucks man 30 bucks like there's something to this hit me it looks exactly the same all right so this is the so's xs16 digital mobile phone it apparently has dual Sims do you see it's got two IMEI that's kind of interesting okay Behold our iPhone 10 okay so it is very cute from the back and it is the chunkiest thing I've ever seen from the side so for context this s23 Pro this is an actual iPhone and this is the soes so it is significantly thicker than an iPhone but especially because it's so small it like really makes it feel like a chunker now how much was our they call it an iPhone 10s but it looks more like a 13 or 14 cuz it's got the triple cameras do you know how much this is so this was around $53 but okay it costs a lot more because you know like most iPhones it is better than most other phones oh as soon as you have an iPhone badge you get to charge more how interesting not to give them credit cuz to be fair these are also fake cameras like on the s23 like that's the real one these two look fake but can you see the light it's got actually a kind of interesting speckle pattern I actually wouldn't hate if I could buy a phone that had that sort of pattern can you see it in the light let's see what we got it is oh no it's not identical it has slightly different icons to make it look more like iOS but only slightly okay so it's the same kind of camera app um the camera looks actually maybe slightly better honestly oh my God yeah that's actually a huge difference I mean for this one looks like uh you whispered the word color into a camera this one actually has like some saturation they do say they come with dual STS which would be very impressive in such a small device so let's actually try what is going on here so okay that's a SIM card is that a dual SIM and then this one could turn into micro SD I think that's what we're looking at it's actually not horrible though it does kind of work for context uh my thumb covers up the entire keyboard like the whole thing obviously there's a lot of inspiration with these designs and the large number of not real cameras on them but I find myself gravitating toward the s 23 a little bit more I think I like the way it feels just a little bit more I think the design looks more actually like a baby Samsung which is adorable and 30 bucks I think is a little bit more of a like hey I want to give it a try versus 60 I'm just like I don't know just buy a real phone at that point wow it's a goose oh well boy that is what can you just like look at his eyes there is some deep dark pain behind those eyes okay ready and this is yes I was about to say I you should like start being mischievous around the office yeah no one will see who I am I'm like can I do the rest of the video like this I deeply regret my decisions but you know what I do I do for the thumbnail all right we have a set of edx Pro in inear ergonomic structure headphones now these actually I think will be good so this is from KZ how much were my KZ edx Pros these were $5 flat that's a pretty good price that's honestly not bad so let's see how well these kzs work I'm you know what okay that's enough we're good we're good you made it 10 times worse we've got ourselves not only the cable some ear tips but we also have the monitors themselves these look sick so you can see that they're fully transparent um now mind you they're not like super complicated right so you see it looks like there's like one driver and that's pretty much it but we're talking $5 like what are you going to expect and the fact they have detachable cables is neat because if you ever do wear it out I mean they're five bucks so whatever but like you could swap the cables as well and that is a oo I like that cable that looks nice the fact it's all transparent you can see everything inside man for five bucks for my inear monitors to work what is this it's a Bluetooth cassette player I know that you can still buy new cassette players as far as I know they're all bad like all of the like companies who made good cassette players have stopped years ago so I think there's only like maybe like a factory or two that make cassette players today and they're very low quality so I'm going to have low expectations but also you're b a cassette player I mean I think you're kind of in for a little more of a an experience boy that looks unbelievably cheap please tell me that this was unbelievably cheap uh what is your definition of unbelievably cheap $23 incorrect we paid around 30 okay so immediately what I see here glossy plastic the like chin siest of buttons um and it does have like a little like Bluetooth style control on the back oh that's the what no look at this dude the best part of a cassette player is the kachunk look you know what a cassette player sounds like it's not that is so sad this is like the weakest little mechanism I've ever heard all right let's listen to Mandy Williams God that's awful oh you know what it is I know what it is I know what it is so it doesn't have Dolby noise reduction cassettes by definition are typically a little noisy right there's a little bit of that sort of like hiss that sort of like it's not a pleasant sound it's just a like poorly Amplified kind of sound pretty much every decent cassette player had Dolby like noise reduction there's a couple different versions and basically that would help to knock out some of that like that you hear in the background did help because that sound pretty decent this definitely doesn't have that which means that you hear just a to give these edx Pros a proper shot I'm going to listen to it on the new G14 oh sh these are good hell yeah dude those are great look I I'm not going to try to tell you that these are going to be audio file grade $500 headphones but I guarantee you you blind test these headphones most people are going to think these cost $100 plus these might be my biggest recommendation for an item I've looked at from AliExpress ever curse you Past Austin why did I buy a tongue scraper from AliExpress how does one scrape a tongue I'm looking at an implement it looks like it was a reject from the dentist's office it's not sharp which is always good but it's the roundness doesn't really fill me with confidence cuz how is a round thing going to scrap you're doing it wrong you you hold those ends you hold those ends you're upside down y there you go there you go oh so you do this not no yeah you didn't even clean it beforehand I you didn't you didn't even clean for what are you doing I don't know why are you doing this oh the drool is running down the side of the is my tongue clean oh my God I should have sniffed that thing a little bit more before I put in my mouth oh my God maybe I'll I'll see you tomorrow I'll finish this video tomorrow once I um have a quick little word with my physician and I ask about the workers's comp okay Neville it's up to you oh no okay so this is our A50 Pro I think I bought another fake box okay the servo A50 Pro so this a yes yes it's so good oh my God it really is so this is the iPhone flip oh that hinge holy look at the hinge I am into it now this is not a screen that's just a sticker but if Apple made a iPhone flip it would be exactly this you know why I'm really happy I have this now think about how many great fake thumbnails I can make now we don't need to we don't need to spend time photoshopping an iPhone under a Z flip we just take pictures of this so if you put this A50 Pro side by side with a Z flip you'll see that the resemblances are uncanny but it really is very iphony as impressive as it is on the outside the inside is a little bit less so uh so if I take off this it looks a whole lot less cool and then the buttons on the bottom it's like my first Moto razor but you know like the baby version cuz I'm a child yeah so this screen is absurdly bright like to the point where my eyes hurt it's probably clipping on the camera this is really bad wow I'm not sure why I'm surprised this is really bad but it is in fact really really bad memory card removed I need a Micro SD card you know what that's a feature that the Z flip and the iPhone don't have is an SD card slot so I've acquired a 16 GB micro SD card hello my friends and welcome to The Cutting Edge pro HDR pro HDR high quality image from the Apple iPhone flip I it doesn't have enough memory to record for a single second it comes with a very hard little plastic case for your how expensive was this it was $18 honestly I pay $18 to flex on my friends that I got the new foldable iPhone oh it don't feel good all right did did it just make the noise I'm pretty sure I know what this is we have a little bit of a theme when it comes to ordering stuff from AliExpress behold the portable Dreamcast yes my friends the absolute m adad Lads on AliExpress crafted from an authentic Dreamcast motherboard an actual real Dreamcast portable we've looked at a portable PS2 from AliExpress which was kind of mid a portable GameCube which was actually quite good but my first impression is that this looks like the most highquality well-designed one obviously it's heavy right it is quite chunky and I don't love like the d-pad and some of the buttons you even see the XY a buttons are all 3D printed which are a little rough but the screen actually is not like incredibly small it's also to be clear not copyright infringement it's not Dreamcast it is dream cat which is a totally different thing and no copyright intended I'm going to play my dreamcat now vmu is activating I hear oh look at that boom Dreamcast instantly ready to go boy the steam deck exhaust has got nothing on this thing wow they specifically tell you not to Huff the exhaust please I would say the screen is not bad it is 169 which is not correct for the Dreamcast so it's stretching the image a little bit I actually have the vmu functional so they definitely wired it correctly so the vmu was a combo memory card and a little like sort of screen and you actually had a couple of buttons on it so there's some very simple like tamagachi style things you could do but what I can do is I can actually use that to save to the vmu so this is exactly like as if I was actually playing on a real bit of Dreamcast Hardware because I am there's no emulation going on I am playing a ROM but it is playing it on the original CPU GPU vmu so the controls feel good um the actual stick does I think the stick is actually 3D printed I think everything is 3D printed here how far away is this hospital no it took a little too long dude this thing is really good like honestly like okay let me turn the volume down here I mean look is are these things practical of course not you know I think no one in the right mind should spend $500 on a little portable thing of something that you can easily emulate or buy a real Dreamcast but I really appreciate the fact that someone has gone through the trouble of taking original hardware and modifying it and I would say a really quite solid way the screen is good the speakers are good it's a 3D prined en closure but it's actually done really quite well it's sort of smooth like yes if you're looking for it you can see some little like sort of imperfections but for something that was custom design it's not bad it also has the vmu I mean I cannot justify $500 for this like it's so much money and the fact that you have to already have the ROMs means you could just emulate it anyway but like I respect the fact that this was an enormous amount of work and has been done really quite well this is my favorite of the AliExpress emulators that we've seen like it is just legitimately really cool so I I'm seeing and I'm not really understanding what the hell did I purchased cuz this says it's a premium grade pure moxa roll which sounds real fun but then it's got this weird ass like is it like an incense holder I thought this was it's said acupuncture yeah so this is a I don't I'm probably going to pronounce it wrong Moxy buusan box Moxy buusan yes so I have seen it sort of so it's basically like acupuncture but with fire okay those that's there's there's there there's a acupuncture and then there's fire there's not a lot of like overlap this is the thing which said it was copper um I got I mean do I like where do I uh you put fire in those things if I that seems Su understand it correctly okay you know what I will say something it smells delightful it smells like tea okay but here's a question how do you how do you uh do the do I like unroll it um I'm just going to crack it and just we're just going just do not try this at home unless you know how to do it now I'm going to put it in the thing yeah what does it smell like like cigarettes it's in Copper so what could go wrong yeah it surprisingly these did not come with instruction manuals so it's they like figure you're dumb enough to do this you know what you're doing yeah it's it's starting to fill up the city real bad little bit um all right we're going to release it what happens woo woohoo okay oh no no no that's I think that's going to make it hotter I think I've lost a couple months off my life right now yeah this is bad this is really bad I'm going to open the door somehow I don't know why you Fanning it is is making it worse yeah kind of there's a little bit of smoke in the studio right now let me add air to this fire okay hang on I'm going to I'm going to put this out I'm going to put this out it's it's strong it's getting stronger I'm trying to make it stop it's I need water today I have a simple Mission can I find some actually good stuff on Teemu what could go wrong hello a blank blank i n did they censor my name oh gross so this is for switch it's RGB I think and it's Ultra wide thickened lazy inflatable sofa thickened have I been thickened do I need to en thicken myself I think I do that's for your dog it's a Pokeball pet bag so it's basically a backpack except you put your dog in it and it has some mesh oh what the hell what the hell no I I've hurt myself enough for videos I'm taking a break housing panel for PS5 so this is oh it's so ugly oh look how ugly that is so it's got these like weird vents on the top I mean I get the idea that you can get some extra cooling but this looks terrible this photo is the dude punching and his girlfriend on the other wall sleeping weird things for adults inappropriate why is that one of the searches you're trying to give me teu you get officially licensed toy slippers I want Gengar slippers I I mean I want Psyduck slippers that's the only option in stop what the hell you can get oh my God I want a squirtle NightLight I mean he's a little creepy but I want a squirtle NightLight so that my friends I have everything I need to place my order at teu I will see you in 2 to 7 weeks when all of my lovely very authentic items have arrived so I maybe shopped a little too much like a billionaire this my friends is all of the teu tech that your heart desires I'm not sure where to begin let's start with this very lightweight little package it's also very like squishy first of all we have the what the what am I looking at here so it's it's Velcro on the back right so it seems like it's a real thing but then this is just like adhesive so I can just peel this off and it's sticky underneath I don't think it's supposed to be like that what did that buy a punching bag oh I don't know why I thought it was a bag the whole I guess I thought it was a bag of some kind oh okay okay okay so if you like me have got a little bit of an anger issue this is the perfect item so that you can let that out in a healthy safe Manner and also punch the walls according to T all right I'll just do a little Little Couple sopes right that's okay yeah all right all right okay well the kimito strength is so real nerds punching boxes ah wait wait picture your last 10 of 10 a next up we've got a little guy this is mini oh you L Past Austin this is an eye humidifier oh what so this is supposed to humidify my eyeballs now is someone who tried and failed to get contacts recently that was not my problem it was the sticking my fingers in my eyes that was a problem everybody ready oh I I don't know if you should oh oh my God it's a humidifier just hold on second I feel like if someone walks up to you and says hey come here you should run away immediately look over here look over here oh my God you're beautiful now that's amazing oh gosh no it's not like the worst thing yeah yeah my eyeball feels really wet right now woo do I look beautiful yet uh you look like you're crying you look like no wait a minute this is perfect next time I need to cry on just you want these things look oh I'm so sad it's so sad so much sadness all right moving on uh what's this big guy the JC 200 Wireless Gamepad notice this console does not contain wait what this product does not contain console oh yeah cuz it's just a switch Gamepad now this was the black crack design and that's I'm reading it directly on here I would say maybe a poor choice of words teu but let's see what we got okay so we got ourselves a wire wait why is this a wireless controller it is quite literally plugging into the switch how is this wire okay whatever well I mean there's no wire dangling out of it so I mean it's true it also has a dual USBC to usba sus it's a qualified certificate that it passed thanks and then we've got ourselves the little controller now I've looked at a couple of these in the past uh ew that's what they mean by the design that looks like a bingu mouse it looks like a bingu mouse oh good lord okay there we go this is the jc20 that apparently you just drop your switch into now here's the weird thing it does not actually plug in Via USBC so I kind of get what they're doing here they leave the USBC Port open so then you have to pair it wirelessly and then you've got yourself a mega switch you do also have have buttons on the back I mean it feels kind of cheapy and you have your locks for what I don't know I guess to keep it from kicking out yeah okay kind of lock it in and then you do have some spots for game card storage on the top I'll say even though I think that this um design looks a little bit goofy it actually doesn't feel bad that actually does look kind of cool I'll give you that I thought it was a sticker No in fact it's even look it even glows see it like kind of comes in and out that that actually is kind of cool but it actually feels pretty good I'm not going to lie yeah the sticks all feel fine the buttons feel fine it's certainly much more like a uh Big Boy Controller just cuz it's got actually a grip for not a three-year-old how much is a controller $44 wow okay so the thing is it's actually a good controller like it's actually quite solid my big problem with it is just the fact that it is Wireless which just feels dumb like when you could have just docked it with the switch and had it actually work now there's probably some reasons why Nintendo doesn't want a license and yada y y if this worked wired instead of wirelessly I didn't have to charge the controller I actually be kind of okay with it next up we got um whatever this is now this feels like probably multiple items all right I'll start out with um I'll be right back my friend oh oh no oh my oh my God so next up we have oh Nintendo if you're watching Look Away look it's everybody's favorite Squirtle uh boy that uh he looks like he just took a sh he hiding it why is it yellow what the wait wait wait you you like that yellow how much was this Squirtle man like n bucks $9 I mean okay that's not good that is so much worse what the hell this one this one's weirdly heavy what's weirdly heavy so our good buddy Matt is a huge Lego Enthusiast so I got him this a whole computer so this is a retro 90s PC in the style of Lego you know like Lego Matthew can we all just give a cheer for Matt Matt yay Matt how are you you feeling good today how are you scale of 1 to 10 two okay cool how about a 2.5 my dude y that's that's cool Matt that's cool do you want I I enjoy this his eyes are up there by the way so uh Matt you built a Lego to in your day right yeah you want to build this one let's do this no no not right now let you take it home and do it later project for when I'm sick y it's your fantasy bares and creames and cream I was in a blow up Grimace doll costume like 10 minutes ago and this is so much worse than that all right let's continue on with another big ass box oh this one's absurdly squishy well oh oh no this is fine I was sused out this is totally fine this is my electronic drum set because I've always wanted to be cool and Teemu allows me to not only shop like a billionaire but also o sound like a billionaire drummer electronic drums oh it's oh wait oh what the hell all right wow those are some real big sticks I think I can put this together pretty easy it looks like it's basically assembled so I have a usbport a why was it shocking me what a oo yeah okay oh not the Colton dance no not the Colton dance the quality on this is really good the speakers are loud speakers are loud enough that we've irritated everyone within a mile radius the gift of Teemu just keeps on giving today we have so much stuff like this is this is going to be a lot first of all we have our PlayStation 5 Slim horizontal stand I like these little teu bags they gave me this is very fancy we've got ourselves the PS5 slim which we are going to heavily modify and upgrade starting with some new shells so we got ourselves oh oh my go okay so I saw this as a blue shell I didn't think this was the kind of blue shell we were getting it does have a little bit of additional cooling although a very small amount cuz these grates are tiny um but yeah we could uh do one of these guys boy is not going to look so much better actually you know what it might look okay from a distance it might look okay how much do we pay for this thing well I mean good news because we paid 30 bucks that's half of what the officially licensed slim new panels are 60 bucks on Sony I mean you're definitely saving money I gotta say though it looks like you're saving money it looks like you got your PS5 from teu and well if that's what you're looking for by all means but I'm happy to report we got a whole lot more to make this thing look so much cooler than this we've got ourselves a cooling console stand which going to give us additional USB ports and additional coolage so this is a cooling stand but all it is is just a thing to prop it up a little bit and give you some USB ports so you lo you trade one for three no one for four USBS but just goes on like this there's nothing else to it boy oh boy that is sure a teamu upgrade PS5 but I got even more stuff for you including a multi-functional P5 cooling stand for the slim how does this work I don't know ask J everything okay wow that's a lot of things there's a lot of stuff going on here okay we have a long USB we have our little USBC dongles which are for our controllers and we've got our fan settings that right there is a horizontal vertical PlayStation with uh these are all really bad um so here's the thing I can fire this all up and we can hear it sound like a jet engine which would be hilarious um but you should not buy any of these things cuz uh I'll be honest with you the cooling stands are dumb because uh guess what if you're trying to cool off your PlayStation you don't just blow air at it cuz that doesn't do anything um now this little USB guy is fine but it's really janky looking um I guess you could make an argument for the blue shell but here's the thing I don't hate the fact that it is a single piece design but these vents look dumb they just don't look good how much did I pay for my various um PlayStation 5 um bits and Bops horizontal one the the base one that's on the bottom yeah that one that one's a good old 30 bucks not worth it okay moving on and then the other one which is the horizontal stand that one's 15 bucks also not worth it and it was 30 bucks for the shells so I'll tell you the that maybe don't Teemo your PS5 well what we need to do now is protect it you don't want the other people touching your PlayStation never let someone touch your PlayStation they probably ate some Cheetos they didn't wash their hands after Taco Bell and or the bathroom usually together no punching PlayStations the Sony ponies get real grumpy inside we got ourselves a well actually that looks kind of all right so we can put the PlayStation here we got a strap we have a bunch of discs I guess and then you could load stuff in here this actually is not bad it smells bad though like it smells really really bad it is not well padded I'll tell you cuz there's like there's nothing in here so I hope it holds it pretty firmly cuz otherwise oh no oh no what wait uh I think it might be for the original bigger one now that we have rified our PlayStation will it fit that does sound good that sound good perfect the carrying case you know as high quality as it is is $45 wow that's a bargain that's almost as much money as you'll pay to buy new shells when your teu shells break your PS5 slim what are your thoughts on Psyduck what what have they done to my boy ah I was going to say some nice things but what happened to you little buddy you know what maybe it used to be oh they're very soft though oh oh yikes a when did you even do that that was so fast this my friends is Psyduck um if you want some really cheap feeling slippers and you want to walk around saying say and then acting real dumb because you have a headache and people won't leave you alone and yet your psychic powers haven't showed up well pyu cuz he's your dude how much with my sduck slippers $11 they're about $1 worth of value I wish they look better but yeah I don't know why he's so like I'm not sure what's going on here left or right Ken uh left oh wow what is this so this is going to be the easy SMX Mobile gaming controller now if you're familiar with uh gaming on your telephone your cellular device you'll know that there's a large number of controllers out there and I will say controllers are way better than playing on touch screen I don't think that's a controversial statement this however is a much cheaper controller so something like the backbone or the razor is like going to cost you 100 bucks this this was 2 24 24 bucks man that's like a fortnite skin I'm going to enjoy all my favorites including Luna GeForce now steam Google Play pass Game Pass and Android all my favorites now this looks exactly the same as all the others yep um well I'll tell you it is a little bit um a little bit like cramped feeling but it also is a little more compact as well all right I'm going to try this out using GeForce now um I'll tell you the GeForce now is by far my favorite cloud gaming service because yes it doesn't have like a million games included like Game Pass although you can play game pass via GeForce now but the thing is this has the best performance of any game streaming platform especially if you have a phone like the Z flip that has 120 HZ display it's a really nice experience now you have to pay for ultimate which is a little bit pricey but if you are going to play cloud gaming I kind of think GeForce now is worth it so buttons seem to be fine wait I can play Auto fire what the really woo look at that 120 FPS man that feels good dude that feels good oh you know what also I'm realizing the top buttons are very clicky can you hear that yeah that's actually sounds really nice it feels good too it's like Mouse clicks yeah yeah yeah I'm actually really impressed with this controller the sticks have a really nice sort of feel the buttons are terrific I mean the face buttons are fine but it's really just the the shoulder buttons that actually just sound and just feel super super premium the fact that you can buy this thing brand new for like 24 bucks legitimately impressive watch it out no yo let's go okay so what's the deal with that guy cuz I'm a huge fan of this one you like the switch light I do like the switch light well there you go oh it really does look like the switch yeah okay so this is one of those things that I got because okay like I'll be honest we've looked at a lot of different like little emulator handhelds this is a new one that I've not seen in the past um I kind of like this color too it's kind of like that sort of like off-white sort of beige it's got USBC which is nice um also comes with the cable the cable well I mean I that would be nice now if I turn it on what are we actually getting here so it said it ran some flavor of Linux which uh let's see it's got these switch joysticks which feel bad U okay yeah and it uh it doesn't press down so there's no L3 R3 but hey uh how much was this guy for context uh well the original listing is no longer there anymore just like every emulator known to man they are all getting banned we paid $51 okay so that's still significantly cheaper than some of the more premium little guys oh look at that PSP arcade we got all kinds of stuff and the refresh rate is really nice too it is actually pretty decent um oh you know what yeah so if you see it flickering on camera that is definitely not doing that in real life let's play F1 11 teams boy yikes does not sound good so maybe we uh quit that one okay so it can't play in 64 games got it oh wow what is going on on the sides here my dude okay well I I'm listening to this at 80% speed thank you very much for watching this episode of teamu tech subscribe if not Doom guy will haunt you but in slow motion Tam my God shop like a bill subscribe to the channel\n"