The Overstocked MacBook: A Tale of Deception and Opportunity
As Al Harrington of Al Harrington's MacBook Emporium, I must admit that I have a bit of a confession to make. Due to my overzealous use of the eBay Buy It Now button, I've found myself in a situation where I have an abundance of MacBooks on hand. With only a select few needed, I'm eager to pass the savings on to you, dear customers.
Take this little beauty, for instance - a 2012 MacBook Pro that comes fully equipped and ready to hit the road. It boasts a screen, keyboard, and even a trackpad at no extra cost. One thing I can assure you is that it works like a charm. This laptop features a beautiful slit in the right-hand side, perfect for inserting CDs into - or so it would have been back in 2012. However, with the shift towards digital media consumption, this feature has become nothing more than a relic of the past.
I've blocked off the slit to prevent any further confusion, opting instead for an ATX slot loading SuperDrive with read/write capabilities. This baby's paired with a 750-gigabyte hard drive - yes, you read that right, an old-school hard drive from the dark ages! But don't let its age fool you; it has a sprightly younger brother, the 640-gigabyte 7200 rpm Toshiba hard drive. The combined storage of almost 1400 gigabytes is a remarkable feat in this day and age.
Now, let's take a look at some of the other incredible specs that make this six-year-old laptop truly super-powered. Its hinge allows you to close the display as much as you want, opening it up again with ease - just like closing a book! It also features USB ports, perfect for plugging in all your favorite gadgets, from electronic cigarettes to battery-powered hand warmers, and even your tinder machine - because, let's be real, who doesn't need more time on Tinder?
But wait, there's more! This laptop boasts Square buttons with letters printed on them. When you press these buttons, the same letter appears on the screen - a marvel of modern technology, if I do say so myself. And the best part? All of this is available at no extra charge.
Now, some of you might be thinking, "Al, in your previous video, you said you had no intention of selling either of these computers." Well, let me set the record straight - I did have no intention of selling them, but life has a way of surprising us. And now, with this abundance of MacBooks on hand, I'm willing to pass the savings on to all of you.
If you call now, I'll even throw in a free charger - just $560 extra! But let me be clear: the charger is included at no additional cost. That's right; you won't have to pay a dime more for this amazing deal.
So what are you waiting for? Head on over to my eBay listing and get ready to snag one of these incredible MacBooks for yourself. Trust me, it's not a joke - I'm Al Harrington, and I know a thing or two about great deals. This is absolutely real, and this laptop is quite good. Go ahead and check out the listing now!
"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enhi i'm al harrington of al harrington's MacBook Emporium and I'll tell you one thing I sure do have a lot of mac books but I'll tell you what due to an overzealous use of the eBay Buy It Now button I've currently overstocked on all Mac books and I need to look with my assets immediately see here I have this many Mac books but I only need this many Mac books and I'm passing the savings on the yellow this little beauty is a 2012 MacBook Pro that comes fully equipped and ready to hit the road it's got a screen it's got a keyboard and it's even got a trackpad at no extra cost I'll tell you one thing it sure does work this laptop comes fully equipped with a beautiful slit in the right hand side the perfect size for putting CDs into but wait now it's 2018 no one uses those anymore that's right and that's why this slit is completely useless that's right it's useless it doesn't even lead anywhere because I blocked it off instead of an ATX slot loading SuperDrive with readwrite capabilities I put in a 750 gigabyte old-ass harddrive that's right an old-ass harddrive but wait he's got a younger faster brother that's right that old monster is paired with the sprightly 640 gigabyte 7200 rpm Tasmanian Devil the Toshiba harddrive that's a combined storage of almost 1400 gigabyte Oh way that's a lot of gigabytes let's run through some of the other incredible specs this super powerful modern six year old laptop it's got a hinge ladies and gentlemen that's right you can close that display as much as you want and open it up right all over again it's even got USB port so you can plug in all your favorite gadgets from your electronic cigarettes to your battery-powered hand-warmer all the way down to your tinder machine that's right ladies and gentlemen this laptop is fully prepared to give you up to 30 extra hours of tinder every single day ladies and gentlemen but wait I'm not done because this laptop features Square buttons with letters printed on them that when you press them cause the same letter to appear on the screen Wow is it technology sure as me thing isn't it ladies and gentlemen and guess what that is all at no extra charge now some of you might be saying that in my video Justin yesterday I said this though I have no intention of selling either of these computers but guess what ladies and gentlemen that's right I lied that's right I'm a no-good liar and a cheat and that's why you can trust me with all of your computer related transaction I do it all and if you call right now I'll even include a free charger for just five hundred and sixty extra US dollars but guess what ladies and gentlemen that's right I did it again I was lying about that the charger is included at no extra charge that's right this beautiful bone-stock chargers included an absolutely no extra cost what are you waiting for get on over to eBay and buy this piece of crap right now buy it right off me right away but that's right ladies and gentlemen this is absolutely real it is not a joke the link is in the description right now go on head on over to eBay and buy this huge old piece of crap right off me right now this thing is actually not terrible it's actually very good go ahead and check out my eBay listing this is not a joke my tone of voice is blind that this is in fact a hundred percent real it's actually quite a good laptop go buy ithi i'm al harrington of al harrington's MacBook Emporium and I'll tell you one thing I sure do have a lot of mac books but I'll tell you what due to an overzealous use of the eBay Buy It Now button I've currently overstocked on all Mac books and I need to look with my assets immediately see here I have this many Mac books but I only need this many Mac books and I'm passing the savings on the yellow this little beauty is a 2012 MacBook Pro that comes fully equipped and ready to hit the road it's got a screen it's got a keyboard and it's even got a trackpad at no extra cost I'll tell you one thing it sure does work this laptop comes fully equipped with a beautiful slit in the right hand side the perfect size for putting CDs into but wait now it's 2018 no one uses those anymore that's right and that's why this slit is completely useless that's right it's useless it doesn't even lead anywhere because I blocked it off instead of an ATX slot loading SuperDrive with readwrite capabilities I put in a 750 gigabyte old-ass harddrive that's right an old-ass harddrive but wait he's got a younger faster brother that's right that old monster is paired with the sprightly 640 gigabyte 7200 rpm Tasmanian Devil the Toshiba harddrive that's a combined storage of almost 1400 gigabyte Oh way that's a lot of gigabytes let's run through some of the other incredible specs this super powerful modern six year old laptop it's got a hinge ladies and gentlemen that's right you can close that display as much as you want and open it up right all over again it's even got USB port so you can plug in all your favorite gadgets from your electronic cigarettes to your battery-powered hand-warmer all the way down to your tinder machine that's right ladies and gentlemen this laptop is fully prepared to give you up to 30 extra hours of tinder every single day ladies and gentlemen but wait I'm not done because this laptop features Square buttons with letters printed on them that when you press them cause the same letter to appear on the screen Wow is it technology sure as me thing isn't it ladies and gentlemen and guess what that is all at no extra charge now some of you might be saying that in my video Justin yesterday I said this though I have no intention of selling either of these computers but guess what ladies and gentlemen that's right I lied that's right I'm a no-good liar and a cheat and that's why you can trust me with all of your computer related transaction I do it all and if you call right now I'll even include a free charger for just five hundred and sixty extra US dollars but guess what ladies and gentlemen that's right I did it again I was lying about that the charger is included at no extra charge that's right this beautiful bone-stock chargers included an absolutely no extra cost what are you waiting for get on over to eBay and buy this piece of crap right now buy it right off me right away but that's right ladies and gentlemen this is absolutely real it is not a joke the link is in the description right now go on head on over to eBay and buy this huge old piece of crap right off me right now this thing is actually not terrible it's actually very good go ahead and check out my eBay listing this is not a joke my tone of voice is blind that this is in fact a hundred percent real it's actually quite a good laptop go buy it\n"
