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Language: enguysthere’s no light Why do you need such a bigthere’s no light Why do you need such a bigthere’s no light Why do you need such a biglighter it’s a giftlighter it’s a giftlighter it’s a giftprono they don’t smoke in a helicopter without any problemsprono they don’t smoke in a helicopter without any problemsprono they don’t smoke in a helicopter without any problemsguys Iguys Iguys Ismoked everything It’s true that you don’t sleep at night It’ssmoked everything It’s true that you don’t sleep at night It’ssmoked everything It’s true that you don’t sleep at night It’strue Why can’t I kill in a dreamtrue Why can’t I kill in a dreamtrue Why can’t I kill in a dreamWhat kind of mission do we haveWhat kind of mission do we haveWhat kind of mission do we havethat’s so secret that they didn’t give it to us.that’s so secret that they didn’t give it to us.that’s so secret that they didn’t give it to us.So we will act as usual, this isSo we will act as usual, this isSo we will act as usual, this ishow we will break, shoot, kill,how we will break, shoot, kill,how we will break, shoot, kill,heroically endure pain and that’sheroically endure pain and that’sheroically endure pain and that’sit. And where are we flying? Can you guess threeit. And where are we flying? Can you guess threeit. And where are we flying? Can you guess threetimes? Vietnam Well, I asked after threetimes? Vietnam Well, I asked after threetimes? Vietnam Well, I asked after threetimes Burmatimes Burmatimes Burmais not Cambodia but no Is it really Vietnam Yesis not Cambodia but no Is it really Vietnam Yesis not Cambodia but no Is it really Vietnam Yeser Don’t worry, the most difficult part ofer Don’t worry, the most difficult part ofer Don’t worry, the most difficult part ofour task you have alreadyour task you have alreadyour task you have alreadycompleted, all that’s left is tokill open nokill open nokill open nobark come out No this is not my war Ibark come out No this is not my war Ibark come out No this is not my war Istarted a sly there was only one herestarted a sly there was only one herestarted a sly there was only one hereListen we won’t get lost you won’tListen we won’t get lost you won’tListen we won’t get lost you won’tyou see, there are Vietnamese all around here. If Iyou see, there are Vietnamese all around here. If Iyou see, there are Vietnamese all around here. If Igo out, shooting will start immediately, there’sgo out, shooting will start immediately, there’sgo out, shooting will start immediately, there’sno one barking, I warned you.I told you motheryour friends, I don’t want to upset you,your friends, I don’t want to upset you,your friends, I don’t want to upset you,but we were surrounded by hundreds of Vietnam, I’ll takebut we were surrounded by hundreds of Vietnam, I’ll takebut we were surrounded by hundreds of Vietnam, I’ll takethem onmyself, I’m ready. Don’t waste ammo, Imyself, I’m ready. Don’t waste ammo, Imyself, I’m ready. Don’t waste ammo, Ican handlethem all myself. South Vietnam isthem all myself. South Vietnam isthem all myself. South Vietnam isclean, it’s time to get a new task,to beto beto behonest, all the tasks are worthy ofhonest, all the tasks are worthy ofhonest, all the tasks are worthy ofus completing them, but as always, we needus completing them, but as always, we needus completing them, but as always, we needto make a choice, I have an envelope in my handsto make a choice, I have an envelope in my handsto make a choice, I have an envelope in my handsNow I'llprint it out. This is aprint it out. This is aprint it out. This is atask to killtask to killtask to killa predator. Well, guys, the task has been received,a predator. Well, guys, the task has been received,a predator. Well, guys, the task has been received,we can hit the road. Where should wego? Chaka, it's true that your mothergo? Chaka, it's true that your mothergo? Chaka, it's true that your mothergave birth to you beforegave birth to you beforegave birth to you beforeska. I myself decided that the time has come. What isska. I myself decided that the time has come. What isska. I myself decided that the time has come. What isyour blood type? Who said thatyour blood type? Who said thatyour blood type? Who said thatI haveI haveI haveblood, wait, this is a Vietnamese trap, ablood, wait, this is a Vietnamese trap, ablood, wait, this is a Vietnamese trap, adeadly thing, developed by Sovietdeadly thing, developed by Sovietdeadly thing, developed by Sovietscientists,peelc3p I think someonec3p I think someonec3p I think someoneis watching us, let's leave herethese pathetic people don't understand at allthese pathetic people don't understand at allthese pathetic people don't understand at allwho they are dealing with. They will never copewho they are dealing with. They will never copewho they are dealing with. They will never copewith my camouflage system Oh yes, mywith my camouflage system Oh yes, mywith my camouflage system Oh yes, mydefense is perfect,defense is perfect,defense is perfect,oops, I didn’t realize that atdawn, damn it, we are in the very ass ofdawn, damn it, we are in the very ass ofdawn, damn it, we are in the very ass ofthe world guys, did anyone take a can opener with themthe world guys, did anyone take a can opener with themthe world guys, did anyone take a can opener with themOkay, I'mOkay, I'mOkay, I'mnownownowGreat, guys, you won't have aGreat, guys, you won't have aGreat, guys, you won't have acancancanopener Thank you, I'llreturn it soon It's true that you're breathing forreturn it soon It's true that you're breathing forreturn it soon It's true that you're breathing fora fire, reallya fire, reallya fire, reallyShow me I can't I haven't been breathing for 2 years Idon't like thisdon't like thisdon't like thisweatherweatherweatherMy dear pie Tell me why you chew the same thing all the timeMy dear pie Tell me why you chew the same thing all the timeMy dear pie Tell me why you chew the same thing all the timea match And when his mothera match And when his mothera match And when his motherwas recaptured in the Second World War, he chewed thiswas recaptured in the Second World War, he chewed thiswas recaptured in the Second World War, he chewed thismatch when he was captured, he managed tomatch when he was captured, he managed tomatch when he was captured, he managed tokeep it, tell me where he is, don’t evenkeep it, tell me where he is, don’t evenkeep it, tell me where he is, don’t evenaskaskaskher Gentlemen I guess we need a planher Gentlemen I guess we need a planher Gentlemen I guess we need a planfirst we need to find their base whofirst we need to find their base whofirst we need to find their base whotheir who doesn't matter we justtheir who doesn't matter we justtheir who doesn't matter we justneed to find some base and killneed to find some base and killneed to find some base and killeveryone To do this we need toeveryone To do this we need toeveryone To do this we need tocapture someone and torture him until they say WhoaTell me where the base is bastardSo come onSo come onSo come onhere and tell me Where is the base or we will kill her Who ishere and tell me Where is the base or we will kill her Who ishere and tell me Where is the base or we will kill her Who isit I don’t care I don’t even know her Lynchit I don’t care I don’t even know her Lynchit I don’t care I don’t even know her Lynchis Rambo Rambo is Lynch Veryis Rambo Rambo is Lynch Veryis Rambo Rambo is Lynch Verynice And now Feli says we don’tnice And now Feli says we don’tnice And now Feli says we don’ttouch her bastards Licha I will save youtouch her bastards Licha I will save youtouch her bastards Licha I will save youmaza for the Hulk Lich Run I won’t leave withoutmaza for the Hulk Lich Run I won’t leave withoutmaza for the Hulk Lich Run I won’t leave withoutyou Rambaud then Kiss meyou Rambaud then Kiss meyou Rambaud then Kiss medarlinggoodbye I need to get a good night’s sleep beforegoodbye I need to get a good night’s sleep beforegoodbye I need to get a good night’s sleep beforethe fight tomorrow These bastards will go to hellthe fight tomorrow These bastards will go to hellthe fight tomorrow These bastards will go to hellWhat What are you saying little teddy yes YesWhat What are you saying little teddy yes YesWhat What are you saying little teddy yes YesTomorrow These bastards will go to youTomorrow These bastards will go to youTomorrow These bastards will go to youcalmdaughters how long does it take to get to this damndaughters how long does it take to get to this damndaughters how long does it take to get to this damnmother of God we came Great, we camemother of God we came Great, we camemother of God we came Great, we cameto this damn mother of her base needs to be removedto this damn mother of her base needs to be removedto this damn mother of her base needs to be removedsecurity, we'll wait until night We don't have time for this,security, we'll wait until night We don't have time for this,security, we'll wait until night We don't have time for this,bloodybastards quiet quiet quietquiet And you did a great job cleverly killing him, notquiet And you did a great job cleverly killing him, notquiet And you did a great job cleverly killing him, notonly him, I just killed hisfamily, I'm the most perfect weapon in thefamily, I'm the most perfect weapon in thefamily, I'm the most perfect weapon in theUniverse, I'm a ruthlessUniverse, I'm a ruthlessUniverse, I'm a ruthlessspending machine, I'myour Predator mother climate patheticyour Predator mother climate patheticyour Predator mother climate patheticpeople adj your time let's seepeople adj your time let's seepeople adj your time let's seeChuck let's dance babyChuck let's dance babyChuck let's dance babyGet it You call itGet it You call itGet it You call ita blow This is ablownext and understoodGuys, let's go No, I can't hit himGuys, let's go No, I can't hit himGuys, let's go No, I can't hit himIf only he captured someIf only he captured someIf only he captured someship Or at worst, a trainship Or at worst, a trainship Or at worst, a trainguys is your way outWell that's it friends, our mission is overWell that's it friends, our mission is overWell that's it friends, our mission is overwe liberated Vietnam from the Vietnamesewe liberated Vietnam from the Vietnamesewe liberated Vietnam from the VietnameseNow nothing threatens me friends I'mNow nothing threatens me friends I'mNow nothing threatens me friends I'msure we'll come back here again. Why will Isure we'll come back here again. Why will Isure we'll come back here again. Why will Itoss a cointoss a cointoss a coin\\n\

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"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enguysthere’s no light Why do you need such a bigthere’s no light Why do you need such a bigthere’s no light Why do you need such a biglighter it’s a giftlighter it’s a giftlighter it’s a giftprono they don’t smoke in a helicopter without any problemsprono they don’t smoke in a helicopter without any problemsprono they don’t smoke in a helicopter without any problemsguys Iguys Iguys Ismoked everything It’s true that you don’t sleep at night It’ssmoked everything It’s true that you don’t sleep at night It’ssmoked everything It’s true that you don’t sleep at night It’strue Why can’t I kill in a dreamtrue Why can’t I kill in a dreamtrue Why can’t I kill in a dreamWhat kind of mission do we haveWhat kind of mission do we haveWhat kind of mission do we havethat’s so secret that they didn’t give it to us.that’s so secret that they didn’t give it to us.that’s so secret that they didn’t give it to us.So we will act as usual, this isSo we will act as usual, this isSo we will act as usual, this ishow we will break, shoot, kill,how we will break, shoot, kill,how we will break, shoot, kill,heroically endure pain and that’sheroically endure pain and that’sheroically endure pain and that’sit. And where are we flying? Can you guess threeit. And where are we flying? Can you guess threeit. And where are we flying? Can you guess threetimes? Vietnam Well, I asked after threetimes? Vietnam Well, I asked after threetimes? Vietnam Well, I asked after threetimes Burmatimes Burmatimes Burmais not Cambodia but no Is it really Vietnam Yesis not Cambodia but no Is it really Vietnam Yesis not Cambodia but no Is it really Vietnam Yeser Don’t worry, the most difficult part ofer Don’t worry, the most difficult part ofer Don’t worry, the most difficult part ofour task you have alreadyour task you have alreadyour task you have alreadycompleted, all that’s left is tokill open nokill open nokill open nobark come out No this is not my war Ibark come out No this is not my war Ibark come out No this is not my war Istarted a sly there was only one herestarted a sly there was only one herestarted a sly there was only one hereListen we won’t get lost you won’tListen we won’t get lost you won’tListen we won’t get lost you won’tyou see, there are Vietnamese all around here. If Iyou see, there are Vietnamese all around here. If Iyou see, there are Vietnamese all around here. If Igo out, shooting will start immediately, there’sgo out, shooting will start immediately, there’sgo out, shooting will start immediately, there’sno one barking, I warned you.I told you motheryour friends, I don’t want to upset you,your friends, I don’t want to upset you,your friends, I don’t want to upset you,but we were surrounded by hundreds of Vietnam, I’ll takebut we were surrounded by hundreds of Vietnam, I’ll takebut we were surrounded by hundreds of Vietnam, I’ll takethem onmyself, I’m ready. Don’t waste ammo, Imyself, I’m ready. Don’t waste ammo, Imyself, I’m ready. Don’t waste ammo, Ican handlethem all myself. South Vietnam isthem all myself. South Vietnam isthem all myself. South Vietnam isclean, it’s time to get a new task,to beto beto behonest, all the tasks are worthy ofhonest, all the tasks are worthy ofhonest, all the tasks are worthy ofus completing them, but as always, we needus completing them, but as always, we needus completing them, but as always, we needto make a choice, I have an envelope in my handsto make a choice, I have an envelope in my handsto make a choice, I have an envelope in my handsNow I'llprint it out. This is aprint it out. This is aprint it out. This is atask to killtask to killtask to killa predator. Well, guys, the task has been received,a predator. Well, guys, the task has been received,a predator. Well, guys, the task has been received,we can hit the road. Where should wego? Chaka, it's true that your mothergo? Chaka, it's true that your mothergo? Chaka, it's true that your mothergave birth to you beforegave birth to you beforegave birth to you beforeska. I myself decided that the time has come. What isska. I myself decided that the time has come. What isska. I myself decided that the time has come. What isyour blood type? Who said thatyour blood type? Who said thatyour blood type? Who said thatI haveI haveI haveblood, wait, this is a Vietnamese trap, ablood, wait, this is a Vietnamese trap, ablood, wait, this is a Vietnamese trap, adeadly thing, developed by Sovietdeadly thing, developed by Sovietdeadly thing, developed by Sovietscientists,peelc3p I think someonec3p I think someonec3p I think someoneis watching us, let's leave herethese pathetic people don't understand at allthese pathetic people don't understand at allthese pathetic people don't understand at allwho they are dealing with. They will never copewho they are dealing with. They will never copewho they are dealing with. They will never copewith my camouflage system Oh yes, mywith my camouflage system Oh yes, mywith my camouflage system Oh yes, mydefense is perfect,defense is perfect,defense is perfect,oops, I didn’t realize that atdawn, damn it, we are in the very ass ofdawn, damn it, we are in the very ass ofdawn, damn it, we are in the very ass ofthe world guys, did anyone take a can opener with themthe world guys, did anyone take a can opener with themthe world guys, did anyone take a can opener with themOkay, I'mOkay, I'mOkay, I'mnownownowGreat, guys, you won't have aGreat, guys, you won't have aGreat, guys, you won't have acancancanopener Thank you, I'llreturn it soon It's true that you're breathing forreturn it soon It's true that you're breathing forreturn it soon It's true that you're breathing fora fire, reallya fire, reallya fire, reallyShow me I can't I haven't been breathing for 2 years Idon't like thisdon't like thisdon't like thisweatherweatherweatherMy dear pie Tell me why you chew the same thing all the timeMy dear pie Tell me why you chew the same thing all the timeMy dear pie Tell me why you chew the same thing all the timea match And when his mothera match And when his mothera match And when his motherwas recaptured in the Second World War, he chewed thiswas recaptured in the Second World War, he chewed thiswas recaptured in the Second World War, he chewed thismatch when he was captured, he managed tomatch when he was captured, he managed tomatch when he was captured, he managed tokeep it, tell me where he is, don’t evenkeep it, tell me where he is, don’t evenkeep it, tell me where he is, don’t evenaskaskaskher Gentlemen I guess we need a planher Gentlemen I guess we need a planher Gentlemen I guess we need a planfirst we need to find their base whofirst we need to find their base whofirst we need to find their base whotheir who doesn't matter we justtheir who doesn't matter we justtheir who doesn't matter we justneed to find some base and killneed to find some base and killneed to find some base and killeveryone To do this we need toeveryone To do this we need toeveryone To do this we need tocapture someone and torture him until they say WhoaTell me where the base is bastardSo come onSo come onSo come onhere and tell me Where is the base or we will kill her Who ishere and tell me Where is the base or we will kill her Who ishere and tell me Where is the base or we will kill her Who isit I don’t care I don’t even know her Lynchit I don’t care I don’t even know her Lynchit I don’t care I don’t even know her Lynchis Rambo Rambo is Lynch Veryis Rambo Rambo is Lynch Veryis Rambo Rambo is Lynch Verynice And now Feli says we don’tnice And now Feli says we don’tnice And now Feli says we don’ttouch her bastards Licha I will save youtouch her bastards Licha I will save youtouch her bastards Licha I will save youmaza for the Hulk Lich Run I won’t leave withoutmaza for the Hulk Lich Run I won’t leave withoutmaza for the Hulk Lich Run I won’t leave withoutyou Rambaud then Kiss meyou Rambaud then Kiss meyou Rambaud then Kiss medarlinggoodbye I need to get a good night’s sleep beforegoodbye I need to get a good night’s sleep beforegoodbye I need to get a good night’s sleep beforethe fight tomorrow These bastards will go to hellthe fight tomorrow These bastards will go to hellthe fight tomorrow These bastards will go to hellWhat What are you saying little teddy yes YesWhat What are you saying little teddy yes YesWhat What are you saying little teddy yes YesTomorrow These bastards will go to youTomorrow These bastards will go to youTomorrow These bastards will go to youcalmdaughters how long does it take to get to this damndaughters how long does it take to get to this damndaughters how long does it take to get to this damnmother of God we came Great, we camemother of God we came Great, we camemother of God we came Great, we cameto this damn mother of her base needs to be removedto this damn mother of her base needs to be removedto this damn mother of her base needs to be removedsecurity, we'll wait until night We don't have time for this,security, we'll wait until night We don't have time for this,security, we'll wait until night We don't have time for this,bloodybastards quiet quiet quietquiet And you did a great job cleverly killing him, notquiet And you did a great job cleverly killing him, notquiet And you did a great job cleverly killing him, notonly him, I just killed hisfamily, I'm the most perfect weapon in thefamily, I'm the most perfect weapon in thefamily, I'm the most perfect weapon in theUniverse, I'm a ruthlessUniverse, I'm a ruthlessUniverse, I'm a ruthlesskilling machine, I'myour Predator mother climate patheticyour Predator mother climate patheticyour Predator mother climate patheticpeople adj your time let's seepeople adj your time let's seepeople adj your time let's seeChuck let's dance babyChuck let's dance babyChuck let's dance babyGet it You call itGet it You call itGet it You call ita blow This is ablownext and understoodGuys, let's go No, I can't hit himGuys, let's go No, I can't hit himGuys, let's go No, I can't hit himIf only he captured someIf only he captured someIf only he captured someship Or at worst, a trainship Or at worst, a trainship Or at worst, a trainguys is your way outWell that's it friends, our mission is overWell that's it friends, our mission is overWell that's it friends, our mission is overwe liberated Vietnam from the Vietnamesewe liberated Vietnam from the Vietnamesewe liberated Vietnam from the VietnameseNow nothing threatens me friends I'mNow nothing threatens me friends I'mNow nothing threatens me friends I'msure we'll come back here again. Why will Isure we'll come back here again. Why will Isure we'll come back here again. Why will Itoss a cointoss a cointoss a coin\n"