**Surviving the Apocalypse: A Harrowing Journey**

As we embark on this perilous journey through the world of 7 Days to Die, it becomes quickly apparent that survival is not for the faint of heart. Wade and Mark, two seasoned survivors, find themselves in a desperate bid to stay alive in a post-apocalyptic world filled with zombies, scarce resources, and treacherous terrain.

The duo begins by attempting to cook raw meat over an open flame, but their efforts are soon derailed when they realize that they need more than just a skillet or pot to accomplish this task. "You don't need like a skillet or pot or a pan or anything?" Mark quips, as Wade nods in agreement. The reality of their situation becomes clear: they require a grill, and more specifically, animal hide, in order to construct the necessary tools for survival.

As they embark on their quest, Wade notes that it's "snowing" - a phenomenon they didn't account for in their initial planning. Mark responds with excitement, exclaiming "Oooooh!" as he marvels at the sudden change in weather. The zombie groans in agreement, its undead senses alert to the presence of potential prey.

Despite their efforts, Wade and Mark soon find themselves struggling with basic needs such as food and water. They attempt to ration their supplies, but Mark's dysentery begins to take its toll on his health. "I'm fine right now," he assures Wade, but it becomes clear that this is a temporary state of affairs. The murky water in the zombie's chest serves as a stark reminder of the dangers they face.

As night falls, the duo hears the sound of an approaching horde of zombies. Mark senses their presence, but Wade remains undetected - for the moment. "I'm drinking uhSome water..." Mark quips, as Wade notes that the snow has passed with little fanfare. The pair reflects on the fleeting nature of the weather phenomenon, which brought a brief respite from their struggles.

As they navigate the treacherous world, Wade and Mark encounter various challenges, including the need for a second iron pipe to complete the bellows. Mark reveals that he's discovered two short iron pipes, which will be used in conjunction with the existing ones. The pair works together to construct the necessary tools, their banter and humor serving as a welcome respite from the dangers that surround them.

In the midst of their survival efforts, Wade notes that Mark has "pooped again." The reality of their situation is clear: they are struggling to maintain their physical and mental health in the face of unimaginable adversity. As they press on, they begin to realize that even the smallest setbacks can have a profound impact on their overall well-being.

Throughout their journey, Wade and Mark demonstrate an unwavering commitment to each other's survival. They work together, share resources, and offer words of encouragement - all in the pursuit of staying alive in a world that seems determined to kill them. As they face one challenge after another, it becomes clear that their partnership is the key to their success.

In the end, it's clear that survival in 7 Days to Die is not for the faint of heart. Wade and Mark's journey serves as a testament to the human spirit - its capacity to persevere even in the most dire of circumstances. As they navigate this treacherous world, they prove themselves to be worthy survivors, their bond and determination driving them forward into the unknown.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enMark: Hello everybody! My name is Markiplier and I'm here once again with Wade!Mark: Hi Wade, how ya doin'?Wade: HeeeyMark: It was a scary night!Both: It was--Mark: It was a really scary nightHere are some of the noises we heard last night*Weird noise from Wade*Not that pleasant oneMark: Oh Wade you don't need to reenact itMark: I have the technology...Wade: Oh that's right we have footage*both laugh*Mark (while laughing): I have the technology t- I've beeen recording this whole timeMark: I even got those dirty things you said - like this*weird wild Wade noises*Mark: No Wade God Stop it *laughter**Incoherent stuttering*Mark: I was gonna cut your words together to make something terribleWade: Oh hahaMark: Okay. Anybody uh Anyway what our plan uh for this round isMark: I'm gonna try to increase my view distance because I can't see shitMark: But what we're gonna do is we're gonna go north to the forestMark: Because its way to hot here in the desert *only when you're there ;)*Mark: Um and we're overheating which means that we're consuming more waterMark: Did you know you get iron from hitting a rock?Wade: No? But I guess that's not too surpri- a lot of games have that kind of featureMark: Woah. You get IRON from hitting ROCK! (No way x'D)Mark: Ok but either way we need to sprint north-west. Wade are you with me?Wade: I'm a little bit ahead probably.Wade: You stopped at the rock I kept goingMark: Oh shit. Oh ok sorryMark: I was just enamored by the rock and I'm imagining that the reason you were feeling so wet is becauseMark: the cooling vapors of the forest felt so good on you skin (Yeah lets go with that :) )Wade: Yes they must feel very- why am I smelling. what does my nose meanMark: *sniff* *yandere-plier voice* that smells so good. Maybe you got allergies and you just can't be in the forestWade: yeah but. greatMark: You're like some, some horrible survivor you areMark: You can't- You have allergies nyeh heh heh~Mark: OkWade: *quietly* my only weakness.Wade: Wait, thats not you. There you are. That was a zombie I was gonna followMark: Oh don't do that. Don't do that at allMark: OkMark: I need um it's only getting hotter over here. that's weird.Wade: well it is becoming further into the day. I don't know maybe it's justWade: hot on this mapMark: Maybe it is. oop that's a zomboMark: OohWade: Yup-weird 1 second silence-Wade: Good thing I followed you right to itMark: Yup you're welcome buddy I'm here to help youWade: Oh hey why are you beating the rock lady?Mark: Why is she beating the OH NO SHE'S TRYIN TO BUILD A BASE TOOMark and Wade: STOP HERMark: SHE'S CRAZYWade: I cou- she's a decayed motherMark: Oh noWade: She's just trying to get rock for her babiesMark: Is that really what her name was?Wade: *laughing* YesMark: *slightly horrified* Oh my godMark: How does anyone know it's a decayed mother?Mark: that doesn't make any senseWade: I'm so sorry- Oh now she's no longer that she turnedMark: Ah! fucking criminyMark: God this thing snuck up on meMark: Search departed womanMark: Oh she had a pistol! Ohup she had a pistol!Wade: Nice! What kind of ammo does it take cause I've got bullets.Mark: 9 millimeterWade: I might have some of that let me look*Oddly satisfying clicking sounds*Mark: Alright. Ok.Wade: where are you? I'm in the middle of of all the rocksMark: Alright let me reload this. Oh it came with uh 15 bullets in the chamber and 2 extra bulletsWade: I've got 3 for yaMark: Nice, I'll take emWade: Alright well whenever you come back I'll give em to yaMark: Where are youWade: oh there you areMark: Ok so I've got a buttload of wood frames comingMark: I've got 30 right nowMark: and mor- more on the wayWade: There right here in front of me but you can't see themMark: Wow I- Ohup wait I got em. Ok I got emMark: Wow that was tinyWade: YeahMark: Ok 90 degrees i think we can work with this it is getting coolerMark: Ok so these wood frames. How do we want to build this house?Wade: Um I don't know just we can start off with somethin' small like one roomWade: and then just expand it as we get timeMark: Ok then make a doorMark: I'll just start putting down frameworkWade: Ok I'm crafting 10 wood frames then I'll make a doorMark: Ok I'm getting- I'm just gettingMark: *quietly* fuckin' here we goWade: well we can still run back to the other house if we need to for one more nightMark: I think we'll be okWade: What is- Oh god I thought that was a chainsawMark: OpeMark: *chuckles*Mark: I'm telling you Dead by DaylightMark: Ooh that's really close. I-I can get thatMark: I can get thatMark: It's right nearbyMark: I'll be back baby. Wow, why did it get brighter?Wade: I don't-Wade: -know but I was able to build in that little hole you dug so good jobMark: *very shrill* YAAAAY!Wade: there's like ok there's three. I think i can handle threeMark: Uhh do you have bows and arrows?Wade: Oh no they stung meMark: Don't do that. don't- are you trapped in the houseWade: NoMark: Don't... Wade...Mark: Don't die. Don't dieWade: I'm out of the houseMark: I mean our bed rolls are literally right in the desertWade: Oh go away. Die, I hate you!Mark: Don't die WadeMark: *whispers* Wade don't do it, pleaseMark: We need youMark: I came- I got here right as it landedWade: Oh god. this one is so, chunkyWade: AHHHMark: NOOOO!Mark:Wade, No.Wade: The big one is so hard to killMark: Waaddee. Wade Noo.Mark: I'm gonna make arrows and come back. you just spawned at the thing right?Mark: Oh shit I don't have enough feathers, Iva- I haven't been looking for nestsMark: what?Wade: I need to use the bow and arrowMark: You hit R to reload itMark: To start it and then you right click to look inWade: I don't have any arrows cause they were on my body that diedMark: *profoundly* Oh no.Wade: Is there a take all optionMark: Uhh, I don't know but watch out for this guy.Mark: I'm shootin' him*bow noises* *zombie groans*Mark: Oh he's tough*more bow noises* *more zombie groans*Mark: Where did these guys come from?Wade: AhhWade: They just wandered up- ok he's dead.Mark: K...He's got an old sham sandwich that we don't need.Mark: We need storage alsoWade: There were two more-Wade: Uh zombies.Mark: I killed a nurseWade: YeahMark: And that guyWade: Ok there was one more I'm not sure where she went thenMark: I don't hear her so I'm assuming everything's ok.Wade: I guess she must have wondered off.Mark: I'm gonna let my guard downWade: Is there a take all. Is 'R' take allMark: 'Cuz everything is probably fineWade: Yes it is. OkMark: Oh, it's getting late and we don't have proper defensesMark: Do we have a door?Wade: YaMark: Ok good *nervous laughter*Wade: I put one on thereMark: Wade I'm so scaredWade: YeahMark: I want to build a campfire in the middle of our houseMark: What does it matter if your skill in construction is up?Wade: Maybe you build faster? Maybe it takes less resources? I don't know.Mark: That could be. Oh I seem to be chopping the wood down a little faster I guessWade: What? Oh I'm just- I'm just now level twoMark: Yaaayy! You did it. You did itWade: Yay I-Mark: I'm probably dying of hunger by the wayWade: That's the sound of not having any wood. that ding ding ding. that was weirdMark: D'okWade: Do you hear that whenever you try to build with no wood. like it makes a weird dingy noiseMark: NoMark: NoWade: OhWade: Maybe it's just me thenMark: I think it isMark: OkMark: Craft- what-what happened to my stone?!Mark: I had stone. What the fuck happened to my stone? I had lots of stone.Wade: It's so lateMark: Oh godMark: We're so deadMark: It's fine I just need stone but-Mark: Uh yeah I'm at 25% hungerMark: GeezumsWade: I've got a full pie I can give youMark: Do you need it more?Wade: No. I don't think soMark: OkMark: Coming in.Mark: Oh that's right, I spent all my stone on uhWade: There you goWade: There's a full pie on the ground right thereMark: ThanksWade: It looks real small in front of meMark: Thank ya babyMark: Ok hang onWade: Don't forget that pieMark: WoahMark: Meat stew?*No! It's a pie Mark! Don't you listen!?*Wade: YupMark: Oh shit my inventory's full let me put this campfire downMark: Hang on. In the corner here. BoinkMark: *more enthusiastic* BoinkMark: Ok and then meat pieMark: Eat dat pieMark: Eat it up. MMMmm. It's a meat stew.Mark: OkMark: WhooMark: I think, we'll be fine if there's no roof right?Wade: I think so. I'm gonna build up one more layerMark: Ok. Oh boy.Wade: the corners first because the corners you cant-Wade: there you goMark: You can't forget. they still walk through the corners?Mark: Is that still a thing?Wade: I don't know but I know if I don't get the corner blocks nowWade: I can't build them while we're inside I gotta go outside to get them.Mark: Ok alright. Umm good news oopsMark: Good news, umm when I dug in the dirt I got fertile dirt so what I need to do isMark: I just need to go and get more dirtMark: And then I can plant this cornMark: and everything will be hunkey doryMark: It'll be greatMark: Trust me, trust meWade: I really hope there's nothing that like flies and attacks youMark: *high pitched* What?Mark: That's- that's absurdWade: There used to- like way back when there used to be. I don't know if they took that out or notMark: Ok I planted cornWade: Good, goodMark: I- I hope it'll do good, I hope nothing stops it*Unsure mmmmmm-ing*Mark: There really used to be things that fly? I don't, I don't like thatWade: Yeah like a LONG time agoMark: *quietly* I- I don't like thatWade: How many wood blocks do you have right nowMark: Ahh, these will be the- thats the last oneWade: I'll start hammering the ones you placedWade: I'll do what I can with what I've got leftMark: I've got a sniper riffle barrel and an SMG stock but no actual thingsWade: I've got shotgun parts butMark: YeahMark: We need like uhh we need uhh we need like a storage boxWade: Oh hold E on it and you can do different thingsMark: I'm gonna put cloth in there, this baseball cap, barrel thing, cotton, fertile dirt, bowl casingMark: Uh this spare iron, brass, nitrate powder, lead, military fiber, pine seed,Mark: Uhhhh, this murky water until we know what to do with it, a rocket launcher stock, leather dusterMark: Coffee beans, (Wade: Jesus...) warm boots. I had a lot of stuff, ok I had a lot of stuffWade: I see thatMark: Yeah um the only thing that we need though is we need A POT!Mark: How do we make a god damn pot?Mark: UghMark: There is no pot in this recipe, there is nothing.Mark: Maybe it's just something you find.Wade: It might be we might just have to go into a- keep searching around until we find oneMark: OkMark: Oh boyWade: And it's night timeMark: Ok well I'll crouch downMark: And we'll just never speak of anything ever againWade: Sounds- Sounds like the right way to go about itMark: YupMark: *whispers* It's so dark wadeWade: Yeah it isMark: What do we do?Mark: Wade don't do that, that's a terrible idea why do you have rolled up newspapers on your arms?*giggles*Wade: My armorMark: You literally have duct tape wrapped newspaper on your armsMark: Your whole arm- you've got newspaper on your legsWade: It protects me?Mark: Wade you look like the craziest old man in the wastelandMark: Apparently if you just press R it will take all and close itWade: I got itWade: I got a deerMark: Yay!Wade: How do I?Mark: I found a lead- I found a pipe. I found a lead rod, err an iron rodMark: Whatever you know what I meantWade: Oh the iron pipeMark: Yeah iron pipe that was itMark: All the things that I said that were wrong, yeah thatMark: That thingWade: YeahWade: Ok so whenever you kill an animal you got to like use your like hatchet or something to gather it I guessMark: Well that makes sense that's from rust you got to like whump it really hard.Wade: Two animal fat, 3 raw meat, 4 hideMark: Come on rabbit, I'm gonna kill this rabbitWade: How far am I from homeWade: Aww I still don't have a- wait I need to put a bed roll down so i can see where our home isMark: Yes killed the rabbitMark: KILL DA WABBITMark: Kill da wabbitWade: Can you fill empty jars up?Wade: In the rain? that'd be coolMark: Umm I've got tons of jars of murky water but are you talking like for fresh water?Wade: YeahMark: Well that I don't know. Oh boy I'm overheating.Mark: That ain't goodWade: Oh really?Mark: YeahWade: A blood bag?Mark: A blood bag?Wade: Got that from one of the nursesWade: I keep killing the nurses in the hopes that they'll like give us like antibiotics and medicine and stuffMark: Yeah that's good callMark: Yeah this air drop must have dropped right in the middle of the oceanMark: because I'm not loading up anything beyond waterMark: Like as far around as I goWade: I didn't know there was an oceanMark: Uhh it's big it's just a lake I imagine but even soMark: K I haven't found a pot dammitMark: This is, not going well brothaMark: It's not going good, ahh I struck out dudeMark: I struck out hardMark: I got a lot of stuff, I got some meat I got some animal hide but no pot to cook it inMark: I can't believe that you'd have to craft, you'd have to scaveng- ooohMark: WhatWade: The thunderMark: OhWade: I ran out of arrows at a bad time, its the guy who killed me last time.Mark: I'm comin'Mark: I'm comin' backWade: Come on seriously?Mark: What was that other,Mark: There was another *constipated GoatWade noise* Mark: Nah, its far awayWade: HAGHWade: My club broke too. At a bad time..Mark: Woo, almost ran into a ZomboMark: So I gotta get back, and I gotta put this meat in a locker before-Mark: Before zombies get a REAL sniff of itWade: Oh wait, I'm bleeding outWade: NOOMark: How're you bleeding out?!Mark: OHH god dammit! Wade no..Mark: How many times have you died now?Wade: Twooo..Mark: Uh- Count the other times...Wade: SevenMark: Yeah, that's what I thought.Wade: Twooo...Wade: Oh god! I gotta spawn in the desert too!Mark: Oh geez. There was something there that was like...Mark: Geez... There was something...Mark: Cra-Crawly. There was a crawly dude in our house!Wade: Oh... Probably because we didn't build a floor. They can probably spawn in there. That's scary...Mark: Oh, Thats no good. Im- Im putting the meat in there.Mark: Animal hide...Mark: Uhhhhhh... Skull cap, warm murky water...Mark: A human turd! I have a human turd.Mark: Why do I have a human turd?Wade: I don't knowMark: Woooo....Wade: My bag is just North-East of the camp. I wonder how long how long it would stay there?*Thunder or lightning*Mark: Oh geez. God Damn...Wade: Now you hear it!Mark: WOWWade: See! It's scary!Mark: That is INTENSE!Wade: Yes it is.Mark: Holy Shit!Mark: What food po- If you eat an egg... *Sigh*Mark: If you eat an egg raw, you get food poisoningWade: What does that do? Lower your health?Mark: I don't know. It just says food poisoning 100%!Wade: Great.Mark: Whatever it is, it can't be good...Wade: I think we should hang out here for the night and go for my body tomorrow...Mark: Yeah. There's nothing- boiled egg..Mark: You have FOOD?Wade: I have Sham sandwichesMark: Yay! Those will get food poisoning!Wade: You're on- They're on that chest thereMark: Why do I- Why- Why do I want to eat those?Wade: 'Cuz they're all we've gotMark: Uhhh...Wait, was my chest the left one?Wade: YeahMark: Oh whoops I dumped things in the right one. I am a fool!Mark: I'm eating it! Nom nom nom nom nom, food poisoning! Yes yes yes!Wade: What time is it officially night? 20?Mark: Like, 21.Wade: *Muttered 'oh great', complete with a sigh*Wade: I- I don't have time to make it to my body and back then, do I?Mark: Okay so food poisoning apparently just effects stamina - really badlyMark: So I guess you could eat it at night,And you'd generally still be okayMark: Oh yeah! Food poisoning- It's only lasting 10 secondsWade: Oh, okay good. Good good...Wade: Oh, okay good. Good good...Mark: Oh yeah,So I'm gonna put eggs in my chest and you can take themWade: Can we cook the eggs, or do we need something to cook them in?Mark: Yeah, I looked. You can cook without like, putting in a recipeYou need water to make boiled eggs so that would be the cooked versionWade: It would be cool if we made like a water catcher. It rains so muchMark: Oh! No, wait!I can make bacon and eggsOooh, I can make bacon and eggsCuz if I take this raw meat...Wade: You don't need like a skillet or pot or a pan or anything?Mark: Ugh, you do. Okay, you do. Goddammit you doYou need like a grill - oh shit you need so much stuffWade: Bellows. We need a bellows. What did you say we need to make that?Mark: Animal hide, like 20 of em, a lot of em...Wake: Okay so we need to kill a bunch of animals...Wake: Okay so we need to kill a bunch of animals...Mark: Oh it's snowing!Mark: Oooooh!Mark: Oooooh!Wade: Snowing?Mark: OOH!Mark: Whoa hello snow on the ground. That's weird-I didn't know that was a thing in this biomeMark: Apparently it is now. Hurray! It's a Christmas miracle! *Zombie groaning in agreement*Wade: I'm so glad we have a floor and a roof to keep us warmMark: YeaaahhhhMark: Okay but if you- if you need food real bad there's raw meat and there's...*Groaning zombie: Um yes I would like some food tyvm*Mark: Murky water *muttering* I wonder what dysentery does for ya*Zombie: SHARE UR FOOD WITH ME!!**At the same time*Mark: In this situationWade: I'm fine right nowMark: Cuz there's TONS of murky water in your chestWade: Oh, uh be careful about making noise. There's a horde coming by - I hear themMark: Oh boy. I'm undetectedMark: Sensed! Oh shit, what does that mean?!Undetected okay it's fine*The zombie has given up on Mark and Wade...for now*Mark: Sensed, undetected, what does that mean?*Zombie wanders off to share tales of Youtubers who wouldn't share their food*Mark: Okay I'm drinking uhSome water... *Thunder booming*Murky water...Wade: Well the snow came and went pretty quick didn't it?Mark: Well there we have- there we go thenMark: It keeps flittering in between sensed and unsensedMark: That's very disconcertingMark: Maybe I need to turn off the fire...Mark: Turn off. There we goMark: OkayMark: Undetected.Mark: Alright, we're good. Alright it's coolWade: AlrightMark: *Stuttering* I- I- I just pooped againWade: Oh, I've not pooped yet I don't thinkMark: I am pooping so much - probably because I have dysentery. Dysentery lasts for 40 minutes. Good godMark: That's not goodWade: Is that from the murky water?Mark: Yeah :/Mark: And I think it just effects your stamina recovery because it's a little slowerMark: And I might be losing a tiny bit of healthWade: Huh.Mark: But it's better than- *sigh*Wade: Being me with only 76 of everythingMark: Yeah...*Sigh*Wade: Oh, we're gonna need a second iron pipeMark: Oh, for what?Wade: To make the bellowsMark: Oh, dammit! I've got- wait I've got two!Mark: I've got short iron pipes. I'm gonna put 'em in yoursBoink!Mark: Okay! :)Wade: Got iron pipe for that and the bellowsWade: Where was the bellows...Wade: Yeah, yeah! Two short iron pipes, cool!Mark: It's in your storageWade *same time*: OkayWade: Awesome. So we just need to get a bunch of animal hideMark: And lumps of clayWade: Lumps of clay...Mark: Okay! We'll figure that out in the next episode!Wade: Yes!Mark: Let us know what you think of the seriesif you wanna see more let us knowWe're surviving pretty good in the new version of 7 Days to DieBut it's really difficultThis is- this is HARDWade: Yeah it isMark *Muttering*: No jokeWade: It's- I told you it was a lot harderMark: Yeah. But anyway, thank you guys so much,check out Wade's channel in the description below and thanks againAnd as always, we'll see you...in the next video...BYE-BYE!\n"