gordon losing faith in hotels for 10 minutes straight _ Hotel Hell

The Unraveling of Karen's Kitchen: A Descent into Chaos

As we entered the kitchen, a sense of unease settled over us. The walls, once a pristine white, now boasted a vibrant mural, courtesy of Karen's artistic endeavors. "I love this," she exclaimed, her eyes shining with pride. But as we delved deeper into the space, our excitement gave way to confusion and dismay.

The dining room was no exception, its surface adorned with a colorful assortment of business cards, which Karen had apparently used as a makeshift mural. "It's unique, isn't it?" she asked, seemingly oblivious to the fact that these were not art pieces, but rather remnants of a hastily abandoned attempt to cover up cracks in the wall.

But it was what lay beneath the surface that truly raised eyebrows. As we peered into the depths of a seemingly ordinary hole, we discovered a shocking truth: Karen had stuffed discarded materials – including pre-cooked bacon, which she claimed was "dated" and thus unpalatable – into the void, effectively rendering the wall's structural integrity nonexistent.

And yet, this was merely the tip of the iceberg. A closer inspection revealed a tangled web of brillo pads, Band-Aids, and what appeared to be a fossilized french fry, all lodged deep within the very fabric of the wall. The air was heavy with the stench of stagnant dishwater, a testament to Karen's unorthodox approach to cleaning.

But the kitchen's woes were far from over. A hastily prepared meal lay on the counter, its origin shrouded in mystery. "I'm just stuffing it," Karen mused, as if this were an acceptable explanation for the presence of pre-cooked bacon, dating back who-knows-when. And when asked about the source of this questionable meat, she produced a vague assurance that it had been purchased at the local store.

As our inquiry continued, it became clear that Karen's kitchen was a hotbed of chaos and disrepair. The oven, last cleaned in November of the previous year, still reeked of the remnants of Jill's cooking endeavors. And when we asked about her requests for new equipment – specifically, a replacement for the worn-out stove – she was met with an unyielding silence from management.

In the end, it became clear that Karen had been left to navigate this culinary nightmare alone, forced to make do with a decrepit kitchen and a dwindling sense of hope. As we departed the space, a sense of unease lingered, tempered only by our wonder at the sheer audacity of Karen's kitchen creations – or, rather, the apparent lack thereof.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enum explain this monstrosity what in the is going on here this is our kiosk chaos and nephrodite products for all sorts of people so volleyballs volleyballs uh beans stick bags how busy is this how was it going I honestly uh it doesn't do that good how many beach towels have we sold not too many beach towels show me one all right because I'd love to see one please what a disaster we're on the beach and we don't have towels what is wrong with this picture how was lunch okay okay it's not good enough thank you very much whenever you're ready to go to the beach whatever I'm ready to go to the beach wow how did you have to stop one you got it oh that's the one okay can you charge out to my room please yes sir so we sold out now yes yeah wow jeez size underwhelmed and disappointed you build this place to the absolute spec beyond belief but I was disappointed in my room the bed's terrible Zach I pulled back the top duvet and there was blood underneath the duvet the air conditioning filters were just full of it was really shoddy really shoddy and it broke my heart I didn't even build the place okay and look at the Kitchen Tonight what I don't get is the service and the offering because it was shocking the chicken goes out ice cold slightly pink and nobody cares and that Dreadful cheesecake well that cheesecake collapsed when I left the kitchen get rid of it I was I did today no you didn't I know nuts you wrote that menu Gina I did you said your hands were tied so you've got no Freedom um Dave gave me more freedom I believe than he's given chefs in the past so so you have freak I'm just going on what you told me I mean no I'm not talking about chefs and listen you told me lunchtime your hands were tied and you can't buy anything you can't talk to suppliers and what Dave says goes yes I mean basically Dave do you handcuff Gina no I'm not a handcuffed her only thing I try to do is get her to cost compare you've got to try to keep food costs lower are you telling me that what you're sending is value for money it's no it's not nowhere near it am I the only one that believes what we're doing is incorrect Zach you're not a restaurant manager your heart's not in it young man and I asked you one vital question lunchtime if your parents didn't own this restaurant would you be here and immediately hell no we're in trouble The Lodges around here are more successful they're much more successful and they're not even half as lovely what's this mess here this is a painting and I what painting it looks like someone shut all over the wall is that hygienic you're painting the walls I have no idea yeah no I said why did you do it Townsend became Sarah's Townsend even though she had nothing to do with owning The Establishment Karen did you see the mess in the kitchen she's painted the wall let me show you something here yeah yeah yeah have you seen it yes it's one of my favorite things it's one of your favorite things no seriously I'm live maybe not well did you see the mural in the dining room that is a children assist in guests That's Unique isn't it what is that well it started as a crack in the wall and I asked Sarah to make a Vine it's not anywhere else you've painted there is a uh in my room you show me please what have you done to my wall this is so weird you paint over cracks I love this here I know and this apparently is something new that is falling apart wow I mean it must be wet is soaking wet the plaster's just whoa these are bits of card that's correct it was a temporary fix it says no mural it's business cards you put your cards on here and then you paint over the cards you should make a label for this decaying wall do not paint over it I mean Clinton and you just go and paint over it it was Amanda's a temporary thing the wool is rotten you're right and you just paint over it can't just go filling cracks with tacky painting look at it down here you've gone over cracks and holes look that in there um I put some sort of a mesh because it was a hole and I didn't want anything to come through it yes I wish you wouldn't use that word what hole what Germany's saying Hallelujah that'd be better can you get me Karen I can get new carry please watch your language sir what the miss Karen oh my goodness remember the whole thing just started coming off the wall needs repairing and she's just painting over it and then secondly she found a big hole here started putting the cards on there and then painted over that but inside the hole oh Jesus yeah this is not a paper mache what is she doing to your hotel it didn't go outside I mean it's not a hole to the outside it's not a hole in the outside no what does that mean the stone wall is out there it was sleeping on the inside we're not sleeping on the outside right so you're not going to get any cold drafts or anything through there it says just like I don't get to use the Wardrobe but the holes on the inside not on the outside and we can just do whatever we want I'm just stuffing it's really salad yeah we can't just paint over that well if you can we did but and then stick brillo pads in a hole Band-Aid this place oh my good God just wash my hands what's this pre-cooked bacon pre-cooked from when it's dated they they do it every day just about right no they don't when was that cooked that's not today if they did honestly let's see what it says 10 31. we're in November the 6th now this is insane look at that in there don't you drain that or it just sits there in his blood and in here that's all freezer continue what is that what's that noise that's the fan hey Karen you've got no idea that this is going on like this what is that in there there's dishwater no there's french fries in there fries why is the water so dirty nobody can change it sorry nobody didn't change it sir but you're cooking fries from there tonight in that water I saw them fill up the fryer twice it sucks where'd you get the ham from she bought it at the store holy crap it's a spiral cut they cut it and put it in here and then I use it for side of ham for breakfast when was the last time this was clean ah last year when I cleaned this Shelf last year when we cleaned the oven we're in November last year yes sir hey it's Karen I said Karen we need to shut down so we we gotta we gotta do maintenance foreign why have you let it go like this I didn't know that they were doing things that were not parents no but let listen to me Jeff this that bullshitting the guy okay let's tell the truth here okay I asked for some new equipment I can't get no new equipment why not I've been here for four years I've been asking for new equipment I can't work with this here and look that this I've been asking for this I asked for new equipment how long do you think this shit's Gonna Last Ain't Gonna Last Forever I'm just so fed up with every damn thing I can't get no help me and Jill poured you out of this and now I ask for some help with some equipment that you can't spend on it but this is working in that extra game look at this look at thank you tired of the damn lineum explain this monstrosity what in the is going on here this is our kiosk chaos and nephrodite products for all sorts of people so volleyballs volleyballs uh beans stick bags how busy is this how was it going I honestly uh it doesn't do that good how many beach towels have we sold not too many beach towels show me one all right because I'd love to see one please what a disaster we're on the beach and we don't have towels what is wrong with this picture how was lunch okay okay it's not good enough thank you very much whenever you're ready to go to the beach whatever I'm ready to go to the beach wow how did you have to stop one you got it oh that's the one okay can you charge out to my room please yes sir so we sold out now yes yeah wow jeez size underwhelmed and disappointed you build this place to the absolute spec beyond belief but I was disappointed in my room the bed's terrible Zach I pulled back the top duvet and there was blood underneath the duvet the air conditioning filters were just full of it was really shoddy really shoddy and it broke my heart I didn't even build the place okay and look at the Kitchen Tonight what I don't get is the service and the offering because it was shocking the chicken goes out ice cold slightly pink and nobody cares and that Dreadful cheesecake well that cheesecake collapsed when I left the kitchen get rid of it I was I did today no you didn't I know nuts you wrote that menu Gina I did you said your hands were tied so you've got no Freedom um Dave gave me more freedom I believe than he's given chefs in the past so so you have freak I'm just going on what you told me I mean no I'm not talking about chefs and listen you told me lunchtime your hands were tied and you can't buy anything you can't talk to suppliers and what Dave says goes yes I mean basically Dave do you handcuff Gina no I'm not a handcuffed her only thing I try to do is get her to cost compare you've got to try to keep food costs lower are you telling me that what you're sending is value for money it's no it's not nowhere near it am I the only one that believes what we're doing is incorrect Zach you're not a restaurant manager your heart's not in it young man and I asked you one vital question lunchtime if your parents didn't own this restaurant would you be here and immediately hell no we're in trouble The Lodges around here are more successful they're much more successful and they're not even half as lovely what's this mess here this is a painting and I what painting it looks like someone shut all over the wall is that hygienic you're painting the walls I have no idea yeah no I said why did you do it Townsend became Sarah's Townsend even though she had nothing to do with owning The Establishment Karen did you see the mess in the kitchen she's painted the wall let me show you something here yeah yeah yeah have you seen it yes it's one of my favorite things it's one of your favorite things no seriously I'm live maybe not well did you see the mural in the dining room that is a children assist in guests That's Unique isn't it what is that well it started as a crack in the wall and I asked Sarah to make a Vine it's not anywhere else you've painted there is a uh in my room you show me please what have you done to my wall this is so weird you paint over cracks I love this here I know and this apparently is something new that is falling apart wow I mean it must be wet is soaking wet the plaster's just whoa these are bits of card that's correct it was a temporary fix it says no mural it's business cards you put your cards on here and then you paint over the cards you should make a label for this decaying wall do not paint over it I mean Clinton and you just go and paint over it it was Amanda's a temporary thing the wool is rotten you're right and you just paint over it can't just go filling cracks with tacky painting look at it down here you've gone over cracks and holes look that in there um I put some sort of a mesh because it was a hole and I didn't want anything to come through it yes I wish you wouldn't use that word what hole what Germany's saying Hallelujah that'd be better can you get me Karen I can get new carry please watch your language sir what the miss Karen oh my goodness remember the whole thing just started coming off the wall needs repairing and she's just painting over it and then secondly she found a big hole here started putting the cards on there and then painted over that but inside the hole oh Jesus yeah this is not a paper mache what is she doing to your hotel it didn't go outside I mean it's not a hole to the outside it's not a hole in the outside no what does that mean the stone wall is out there it was sleeping on the inside we're not sleeping on the outside right so you're not going to get any cold drafts or anything through there it says just like I don't get to use the Wardrobe but the holes on the inside not on the outside and we can just do whatever we want I'm just stuffing it's really salad yeah we can't just paint over that well if you can we did but and then stick brillo pads in a hole Band-Aid this place oh my good God just wash my hands what's this pre-cooked bacon pre-cooked from when it's dated they they do it every day just about right no they don't when was that cooked that's not today if they did honestly let's see what it says 10 31. we're in November the 6th now this is insane look at that in there don't you drain that or it just sits there in his blood and in here that's all freezer continue what is that what's that noise that's the fan hey Karen you've got no idea that this is going on like this what is that in there there's dishwater no there's french fries in there fries why is the water so dirty nobody can change it sorry nobody didn't change it sir but you're cooking fries from there tonight in that water I saw them fill up the fryer twice it sucks where'd you get the ham from she bought it at the store holy crap it's a spiral cut they cut it and put it in here and then I use it for side of ham for breakfast when was the last time this was clean ah last year when I cleaned this Shelf last year when we cleaned the oven we're in November last year yes sir hey it's Karen I said Karen we need to shut down so we we gotta we gotta do maintenance foreign why have you let it go like this I didn't know that they were doing things that were not parents no but let listen to me Jeff this that bullshitting the guy okay let's tell the truth here okay I asked for some new equipment I can't get no new equipment why not I've been here for four years I've been asking for new equipment I can't work with this here and look that this I've been asking for this I asked for new equipment how long do you think this shit's Gonna Last Ain't Gonna Last Forever I'm just so fed up with every damn thing I can't get no help me and Jill poured you out of this and now I ask for some help with some equipment that you can't spend on it but this is working in that extra game look at this look at thank you tired of the damn line\n"