**The Dangers of Underwater Scooters**

As we explored the depths of the pool, our underwater scooter experience left us with some surprising and entertaining moments. However, it also highlighted the importance of being aware of one's surroundings when using these devices.

One of the first things that struck us was the size of the scooter. It was much larger than we had anticipated, and we were a bit concerned about how to maneuver it in the water. But as we got into position and started using it, we realized that it was actually quite easy to operate. The camera mount on top allowed us to capture some amazing footage, and the directionality of the scooter made it easy to steer.

However, as we were enjoying our underwater adventure, one of our team members, Tanner, began to get a bit uncomfortable. He mentioned that he didn't like the cold water and was starting to feel a bit anxious. This led us to realize that maybe this experience wasn't suitable for everyone, especially those who are not used to cold temperatures.

Despite the initial concerns, we were able to have a great time using the underwater scooter. It was definitely an exhilarating experience, and we were grateful to have the opportunity to try it out. But as we discussed afterwards, it's essential to be aware of one's own limitations and to take necessary precautions when engaging in activities like this.

**The Yamaha Sea Scooter**

Our experience with the Yamaha sea scooter was nothing short of amazing. We were excited to see how well it would perform in our pool, and we were not disappointed. The scooter was easy to use, and it provided us with a unique perspective on our surroundings.

One of the things that impressed us most about the scooter was its ability to steer. It was surprisingly directional, making it easy to maneuver even for those who are not experienced underwater explorers. We also appreciated the fact that it was designed with safety in mind, featuring a built-in camera mount and a sturdy design that could withstand the rigors of regular use.

However, as we delved deeper into our experience, we realized that there were some limitations to the scooter's performance. For example, it did not seem to be able to go as fast as we had anticipated, which made us wonder if it was truly worth the investment. But overall, we were impressed with its capabilities and would definitely recommend it to those looking for a unique underwater experience.

**The Cost of Adventure**

As we explored the world of underwater scooters, we quickly realized that they can be quite expensive. Our initial estimate of $300 was quickly exceeded as we began to research and purchase various products online. In the end, we spent a total of over $800 on our underwater scooter adventure, including the cost of the scooter itself.

However, despite the significant cost, we would say that it was worth every penny. The experience was truly unforgettable, and we were grateful to have had the opportunity to try out such an exciting new technology. As we discussed afterwards, it's essential to be mindful of one's budget when engaging in adventures like this, but for those who are willing to invest, the rewards can be well worth it.

**The Importance of Safety**

As with any adventure or activity, safety is of paramount importance. When using an underwater scooter, it's essential to take necessary precautions to ensure that you and your fellow explorers stay safe. This includes being aware of one's surroundings, following all instructions carefully, and taking regular breaks to avoid fatigue.

In our experience, the Yamaha sea scooter was designed with safety in mind, featuring a sturdy design and multiple safety features. However, it's essential to remember that even with proper precautions, accidents can still happen. As such, we would recommend that anyone considering using an underwater scooter take necessary steps to educate themselves on its safe use.

**The Power of Technology**

Our experience with the Yamaha sea scooter highlighted the power and potential of technology in our lives. From the camera mount to the directionality of the scooter, every detail was designed to enhance our experience. This is a testament to the innovative spirit of companies like Yamaha, who are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible.

As we looked back on our adventure, we couldn't help but feel impressed by the technology that had enabled us to explore the underwater world in such a unique and exciting way. Whether it's through advanced materials or cutting-edge design, technology plays a critical role in shaping our experiences and connecting us with the world around us.

**The Instagram Effect**

Our experience with the Yamaha sea scooter also highlighted the impact of social media on our purchasing decisions. As we scrolled through Instagram, we came across various products that recommended to us by the algorithm. These recommendations led us to purchase a range of additional products, including some that we had never even considered before.

However, as we delved deeper into these purchases, we realized that not all of them were created equal. Some were indeed high-quality products, while others were nothing more than scams designed to part us from our hard-earned cash. As such, it's essential to be cautious when following recommendations online and to do thorough research before making any purchasing decisions.

**The Importance of Community**

Finally, as we reflected on our adventure with the Yamaha sea scooter, we realized that community played a critical role in our experience. Whether it was through sharing our excitement and enthusiasm with fellow explorers or seeking advice from experts in the field, being part of a community helped us to better understand the world around us.

As such, we would recommend that anyone considering using an underwater scooter join online forums or communities where they can connect with others who share their interests. Not only will this help you learn more about the product and its capabilities, but it will also provide valuable opportunities for networking and collaboration.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enit's like an airplane pillow it's exactly what this is here you try no i can't be caught with that somebody get a screenshot amanda she forced herself upon me what is up everybody welcome to doper nope where we rate products to open up and we high-five each other in the shower with clothes on who said me i had a dream last night who is proof of footage today we are going to be reviewing 10 products that single people do not want to be caught using and guess what the only two single people here michael and myself so you guys are going to be like the deciding factor yeah the deciding factor of whether each product is dope or no i'm just going to be like this secondary like can i get an opinion yeah because your boy's married was wifed up i'm wifed up to that sexy lady called amanda love you baby leave that in that's a direct order you know he's gonna go home and wait for amanda to watch this episode all right guys let's get started so we're on the invisible girlfriend website oh my gosh extremely depressing it's motto and tagline is dating sucks we make it easier we let you practice flirting and gain confidence to make dating a little less awkward that's what am i practicing on nobody yeah invisible girlfriend oh this is the invisible girlfriend this is so sad come on all right so come on you get 100 messages i don't wait i don't i'm sorry can you back up for a second i don't understand what this is all right so you come to this website and you pretty much create an account and they will curate a invisible girlfriend you can text her and you can communicate with your invisible girlfriend so it costs 15 bucks to get 100 text messages is this not normal in relationships do you pay to text your wife my wife only lets me text her three times a day i like how they even create this creepy backstory of like the truth is we matched on tinder her pictures were totally classy and her bio was hilarious once we started chatting in the app i knew i needed to meet her which i never will because it's impossible she's also not real because she does dance she looks like this and she reads comics i've never seen a girl that does both of those i have you have dance and comics and surfing it's just a lot of hobbies that are very like a little extra you know who put television as an interest who even says television anymore it's tv who even says tv anymore yeah youtube watch the youtube watch doper nope thank you em angelina all right well i think we already bought it now so funny story yesterday we're working in our office and i get a text message from a number oh no so she says hey how's it going like so casual right so i was like who is this forgetting that listen to this entire job so she says her name smiley face and i was like oh hey smiley face how's it going she's like it's good babe it's been a long time how are you it's been a long time yeah it's been never i'm like we just texted like it's a long time let's just shoot her a text it takes her a minute to get back you know because she's really just a robot all right while we wait for her to reply let's move on next product the tinder finger new device 6 000 swipes an hour no this auto swipes right what if they're not even cute and they're just swiping it for you that's the point you're lonely you'll take anyone there's a fad where guys will go to new cities and they'll just swipe right for like 30 minutes just doesn't matter who it is see what matches they get and then just play from there maybe it's just me i just think finding someone through an app is just about an invisible girl go talk to people hey man people can't why don't you have a girlfriend right now because i choose not to have one right i mean i'm in the same boat dude don't worry he can't bring us down he locked himself down at 19. i like myself down at 17. that's why we're different no because i don't believe you can find true love i believe you make true love oh it's entirely a fact all right so michael you're going to use this on your tinder account yeah look how real it looks so that's like a fan right that's like a fan that you would normally put on your phone to like cool you down like this and then they attach the finger to it okay wait wait let me go yeah go all the way to the left side yeah this is just ridiculous we about to wow liz as if i really look like this wait let me see we didn't want to put an actual photo no it's smart yeah i get a liquefied version of tanner on there wow there's some cute girls here oh my gosh these are all gorgeous women what oh wait should we get on what the heck we've just been doing great the whole time dude we haven't locked a boost literally right after this tanner's going to go making this yeah look out for me on tinder everybody los angeles area there's no way all these girls are real i'm not buying it like all of you you can't believe for a second that there's all these beautiful women out here and none of them want him yeah like wait a second like come on like you've never seen what are they staying inside all day can we just also think about they're like oh someone swiped me and they go to like look to see who it is just that photo of tanner just like all right i'm gonna say that's a joke next product next product is the atar store cat exercise wheel toy play kitty running indoor treadmill okay so i know what you're thinking how is this gonna help me get a date in fact it might actually prevent it but this product is actually a like to buy if you're unfamiliar with what a like to buy is it's where we find a really weird product and it's just kind of difficult to either buy or it's difficult to manage or it's expensive and we ask you do you really want to see it because you know if you don't want to see it we're not going to put the work in so i would say like 100 000 likes and we'll get this and we'll put it in a video titled 10 products only crazy cat people use and we'll even get a cat here we'll get cats cats a cat i don't know so you won't be in this episode no it'll just be a cat meowing next to me i'm definitely allergic to cats you like cats i like cats but i don't like cats as much as i love dogs cats are just like evil what the heck no they're not they're nice they're only evil if you're mean to them so a hundred thousand likes and we will put this in a future video in like two or three weeks so look out for it comment down below kitty litter okay how about pretty kitty pretty kitty okay pretty kitty put down in the comments below if you want to see that cat videos all right pretty kitty oh no no no just kiss your hand if you need to oh my gosh what do you mean oh my gosh didn't someone catch you kissing rex down there oh yeah i did it for a thumbnail in a video can we show the thumbnail here this is a make out pillow makeup practice pillow that's 40 buckaroos wow that's so expensive yeah it's way too expensive for a pillow you can't even keep on your couch or else people will think you're a psychopath you can keep it on your couch don't you have to hang out with other psychopaths please pass the pillow around what would you a little late for valentine's day the makeout practice pillow is here for all you lonely neckbeards out there who either need to practice up for that big kiss that you hope to someday achieve for those that are so lonely that kissing any mouth even though it's rubber and attached to a pillow would still brighten up your lonely pathetic life wow wow this is a run-on sensor that's what he said wow the fact that it was a run-up so this looks like dwight schrute made this is the problem the issue is a practice pillow like this is to actually practice you need like deliberate feedback you see what i'm saying you need feedback or else you can't get better you're just going to continue to practice the same thing i practiced baseball by myself when i was younger yeah but that's a feedback mechanism of like seeing how far it goes that's feedback no i was like i throw it at the wall and catch it you are single shop now so you actually can't buy these anymore okay so i had the dopernope team buy a pillow oh no buy a dummy face and we made one because it's that good oh my gosh he looks like he's gasping for air he's like trapped inside the pillow this is terrifying he has no lips this guy looks like paul i have more lips than you not at all true so back to the pillow did anybody practice yeah well we had to test it out no stop you guys don't want to do this i'm not going to even watch you can fast-forward this part no it's acceptable i'm going to lock guys at the camera dude no i i hate the he the sound what's disturbing beyond these sounds is that we know it's just hard plastic so he's just like i think that's enough no i think it's enough i i think that's enough so yeah i'm gonna rate that a dope for the lonely you're gonna wait what wait what after all of that you're reading it a dope oh don't get me wrong it's creepy but for the lonely people out there who are trying to get some practice in what if you're like a 13 year old kid and he's like never kissed a girl just wait till you find a girl i think if he found a girl he just doesn't want to suck no but how will she know it's probably her first time kissing too but you got to be thinking in the mind of a 13 year old i've been a 13 year old i say no i'm saying it's a hard note it's because you haven't kissed you all right so we got pdx pet design lickey brush all right so it's pretty much a false tongue that you can put in your mouth and it has little bristles on it that combs your cat's hair oh no there's a video oh no look at the cat it's in misery cats are too smart to have this happen this is a real product though like i i want to believe that this is a joke this is a terrible experience for the cat like you got to be at an all-time low in your single life to where it's like you're forcing your affection upon you're forcing your loneliness upon an animal it's not even a good brushing for a cat you know like a cat wants at least a good brushing like really get it get all the knots out and your cats actually don't need that at all they brush themselves except for when they're babies don't their mamas do that for them maybe so maybe you're trying to be it's mama but that was a full-sized cat and that's a full-size tongue yeah out of cart why does that look dirty why does it look used wait is there cat hair on it watch out michael sometimes people return there is hair that's a hair right here no the black one though eat it you can go watch it really quick in the meantime eva's left me on red guys wow dude i feel bad for you she's using an android so it's probably best i'd be mad though if i was like legit into that service trying to use it and she wasn't texting me back oh how much anxiety even when a robot doesn't text you back yeah you're just like like wow i'm worthless but the robot like watches your instagram story watch my oh my gosh now it really needs a licking or two ew is that milk in there what is that yeah look at this poor cat it's got like wooden ties i want this toy i just want to put this out there you're going to be licking a fake children's toy no it's a real children's toy yeah you're right i messed that up it's for real bro it's for real isn't this cool though i don't know why this kind of looks cool to me yeah it's like a sandball it's like there's something in it but it's not it's just like it looks like there's fluid but i mean look how cool this is wow this is so weird what he said this is so lit yeah that's so lit yeah how'd you know man i mean what an awkward finger do but yeah you keep doing it um no hardcore no you didn't do the bottom side of the tongue look not me look there's bristles on the bottom side of the tongue you have to use the bottom side too oh wow you have to go like back and forth back and forth if you don't try the full product but it's not testing if you don't use both sides of your tongue i mean come on just pet your cat regularly no hammy original dalkiri hand case for iphone 5 5s ladies hand oh what this is very japanese you want the compassion of just holding someone's hand yeah this is something like from an anime this is when like you're on your phone too much and everyone said you know what you're addicted to your phone you don't even want relationships well maybe you just want a relationship with your phone and you're like now i have a bowl as they caress the hand down their face it looks unsettlingly close to a hair really i know i doubt it actually looks this real it's definitely a fake hand yeah but definitely silicone why yeah i'm asking myself the same thing why would you want to hand over your iphone 5 5s right well believe it or not this hand iphone 5k would actually come in handy as shown on the picture to the right you could hold hands with your iphone to make sure you don't drop it or if you're feeling really lonely this case may reach out to you and give you company buy now they don't sell the product anymore and we thought it was just so absurd that we wanted to make it i'm more worried that you guys made it oh that's a real hand i mean pretty much identical oh is this for my iphone max they have a lady's hand on there you put like george of the jungle dude this thing is enormous surprisingly it's really hard to come by hands like the right hand you know holy moly that is a beast's hand hey maybe your girl you know she's maybe she plays in the wnba maybe she's in wwe this hand isn't as good because i can't like i can't hold it you just don't know how to hold a hand just kind of i feel kind of upset that my phone's in that case i'm just going off wow that does feel weird baby don't resist here you try michael what are you doing it's really hard don't force it level blossom level blossom the hand just goes just widens what are you doing over there buddy someone ever takes a fake hand and turns away from you i'm concerned get off my hand phone get off my hand the fact that that's the bit you set up like turning around the fact it looks that good it looks so good oh stop i'm gonna give it a dope let's eat the dope are we allowed to have this girlfriend body pillow the original girlfriend pillow cute and fun wife companion cuddle buddy body pillow with benefits funny unique guy gift idea let me tell you something paul is in the room with me right now last year for christmas he was gonna get me a body pillow ironically and he never did and so this is exciting me in a very new and informative way wait she texts me good morning sweetie how was your sleep so she just curved your question no i said good morning baby oh it was okay a little what'd you have for breakfast cold without you i'm not trying to be romantic here i'm trying to see if it's a robot or a person so um oh no wait can we just talk about why is the entire thing pink but just the hand is yellow simpsons yeah i think it's going for something like that i don't know why i need the dimensions to be fair if you're a big guy play the video oh no this girl's body is way out of proportion why is her shoulder so far over on one side not the other why are they giving me that punch in shot wait it says cute and fun wife body pillow with benefits no i read that i didn't know how funny that was all right before christmas thank goodness finally i'm gonna have a date to this year's uh christmas dinner oh my gosh oh no honestly it looks a little more real with the t-shirt off yeah and then put the phone in her hand yeah give me the phone she's the one that's been texting my goal dude this is so uncomfortable for me i don't want to touch it hey whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa easy doesn't it baby calm down he does it with what you're grabbing this is supposed to be pg not pg-13 i love your beer tanner is she a duck that's only why is her only her hand yellow i don't know i kind of like this something about it being headless makes it feel less cringe it's like an airplane pillow it's exactly what this is can you try no i can't be caught with that i can't be caught with that somebody get a green job amanda she forced herself upon me i'm gonna write that a note all right next product how to get your eggs back fast toy with the mill oh my gosh no no no no no don't mess with the man's mind the psyche and get him back with skills only a dating coach knows relationship and dating advice for women book four there's three other books there's three i don't like the how to get your ex back fast i don't i don't like that that should be a book that has 280 customer reviews of four and a half stars also why is this guy just like giving into it you know like try to play hard to get dude you know the more valuable book is how to get over your ex fast than my opinion yeah to be honest yeah open up a random passage and give it to me straight having self-esteem means you believe you're important for many of us unfortunately most of us this is no easy task when you're young we all exude a natural confidence we're not afraid to laugh or cry or try new things it's only later in life as we're subjected to the many harsh realities of family hurtful relationships and society that our sense of ourselves can become tainted it's a weird definition of self-esteem that doesn't make any sense yeah i mean they described self-esteem as like you being important which i don't think is like innately true either so this book pretty much gives you a bunch of different steps like step three is regroup deep breath step two is the letter so i want you to wait four to five days after zero contact this waiting period is important it signals him switch in your mindset now you need to understand this letter doesn't represent how you feel necessarily at all it is solely meant to trigger a reaction in him that time is up and he is losing this is so dumb is this not the most desperate thing we've had out of all these products yeah literally step one stop all contact yeah oh this is so like seventh grade when you break up this is good you just like cut each other off you should cut each other off if it was like a toxic relationship you should cut off all contact because it's not healthy unfriend that facebook unfollow that ig don't watch our youtube videos okay now would you like advice from a man who has a wife a man who's never been single i don't know i've been single dog you've been better to be good at being in a relationship or good at being single well i'm not saying it's better to be good at being single like a little bit of both i think you should be good at being single true being independent before you're in a relationship give yourself self love and then you can love others this is a no just don't do it i just always miss invisible dog leash great gag this isn't true you can see the dog leash invisible dog it should say leash for invisible dog yeah invisible leash for dog wait no not invisible you can clearly see the leisure right there on the page or no just leash for invisible you said this like eight minutes ago i don't know why i'm really trying to get it leash forward i can do it mom are you searching for an obedient pet that you don't have to clean up after yeah perfect for april fool's day well she seriously doesn't text me back it's kind of sad like you're like looking forward to texting the robot now then it's just like nothing it's probably just one person running this entire site just texting like 30 people back all day well they better get a higher typing rate because i'm waiting there where per minute sucks by the way how does this relate to being single because again you can't find that companion but maybe the apartment you live and definitely have dogs by having this you feel like you're bonding with something so something is there this is weird to me this is only for when you're walking the dog but are you gonna go back to your apartment and just like pet nothing people have invisible friends invisible dogs is this gonna make you feel less lonely it could potentially yeah okay then why don't we try this why don't one of you go out and about and see what it does add the cart that's really short for a leash does anybody realize how short this leash is why is it always at maximum thrust right okay here you go see if you can make some friends because you need it all right what's his name henry henry baxter baby baxter backstroke we should just like huddle around like hey like dude like come check out tanner's dog okay and just bring him out yeah so he brings the dog out after okay let's do it hey guys hey check this out okay he brought a dog in here henry oh my gosh dude oh he wants to smell you woods oh my gosh she says you smell like cinnamon oh he wants to go over here come on facts oh hey hey there's no haircut you never seen a hairless dog no not at all you're sure it's a dog he's sniffing you dude why are you hitting my dog yeah i'm just an animal excuse me oh damn get away get this guy come on i'm just kind of scared oh he likes to smoke oh he's okay he's okay oh my gosh okay baxter was here with me what were you doing all right this is definitely a dope this has been a good time alright guys so this next product is the yamaha sea scooters with camera mount recreational series underwater scooter i know what you're asking tanner you're single you're not loved how does this help you achieve love it doesn't this isn't elected by we were intending to go for because that was a scam so we bought another product that was extremely extremely similar and it's from the video i bought the first 10 things i found on instagram you guys can check that out in the card above if you would like to so we're going to actually test this product out it's going to be myself and michael we're going to go to a pool and see if it's worth all the fat cash because we spent 300 fat buckaroos on it if you guys can see right here in total the money we've spent on the drone is like 800 something because we gotta try to get the money back from the first drone because it was over like 500 bucks so be careful those instagram ads guys add to cart wow that's huge we're going vertical there's nothing inside of this box i'm guessing we emptied that oh wow this is way bigger than i thought it was going to be that's actually so cool so i'm guessing you hold it like this and it steers you and then if you flip it around you can attach a gopro right here that's cool all right should we take it out and test it yeah dude let's do it okay oh come on man okay so i just discovered the pool oh my gosh that is not eaten okay now i'm legitimately a little concerned for tanner's health that pool is really cold though i gotta do a couple well i don't think yeah maybe what about this you do this whole thing i got a pack of gushers waiting for you i'll do it for gushers okay do you want to go ease in or do you want to just full blast i'm going to jump in and swim a lot is that a good idea get the blood flowing i don't know my life invaded the black ring what is he doing what is he doing it's so cold just tossing the camera descended is it pulling you look is it working i'm not going under you what do you want me to do you got like 30 seconds just okay go go go go one way with that i don't know if i can but i'll try oh my legs are getting enough does it help you at all it does but not great dude i literally tried to hold my breath and it instantly deflates my lungs all right i think this is the dope though it's just you have to get something that can help you want to go again we have some flippers i wish it was warmer so this is good for senior citizens it's kind of gone and it's like very directional it guides you and it's really good for pointing up for pointing down but i thought they could go a lot faster i think if it went too fast though you'd be like getting a bunch of water blowing at you which i mean you're under water so i don't know if that really matters oh my gosh i can't feel my body get in the spa i feel like i got needles on me i think it's gonna hurt dude imagine doing this somewhere it's actually cool like it's like 70 or 80 out right now what did you guys think from an objective point of view i don't know i don't think it's worth the price per se yeah maybe the idea is that it allows you to do it over the long haul so like you can be out swimming in the ocean for a lot longer and it won't tire you out yeah but it's not gonna like take you anywhere it's just gonna maybe alleviate stress so if that's the purpose and it's a dope all right tayden did i enter him you earned them all right guys this video right here is a video where we bought the first 10 items that instagram recommended to us in this other video right here that's one that youtube recommends just for you so make sure you guys go ahead and give that a sweet sweet click and make sure you subscribe to check out the future videos coming up because they're and don't forget give this video a thumbs up stay dope pretty kittyit's like an airplane pillow it's exactly what this is here you try no i can't be caught with that somebody get a screenshot amanda she forced herself upon me what is up everybody welcome to doper nope where we rate products to open up and we high-five each other in the shower with clothes on who said me i had a dream last night who is proof of footage today we are going to be reviewing 10 products that single people do not want to be caught using and guess what the only two single people here michael and myself so you guys are going to be like the deciding factor yeah the deciding factor of whether each product is dope or no i'm just going to be like this secondary like can i get an opinion yeah because your boy's married was wifed up i'm wifed up to that sexy lady called amanda love you baby leave that in that's a direct order you know he's gonna go home and wait for amanda to watch this episode all right guys let's get started so we're on the invisible girlfriend website oh my gosh extremely depressing it's motto and tagline is dating sucks we make it easier we let you practice flirting and gain confidence to make dating a little less awkward that's what am i practicing on nobody yeah invisible girlfriend oh this is the invisible girlfriend this is so sad come on all right so come on you get 100 messages i don't wait i don't i'm sorry can you back up for a second i don't understand what this is all right so you come to this website and you pretty much create an account and they will curate a invisible girlfriend you can text her and you can communicate with your invisible girlfriend so it costs 15 bucks to get 100 text messages is this not normal in relationships do you pay to text your wife my wife only lets me text her three times a day i like how they even create this creepy backstory of like the truth is we matched on tinder her pictures were totally classy and her bio was hilarious once we started chatting in the app i knew i needed to meet her which i never will because it's impossible she's also not real because she does dance she looks like this and she reads comics i've never seen a girl that does both of those i have you have dance and comics and surfing it's just a lot of hobbies that are very like a little extra you know who put television as an interest who even says television anymore it's tv who even says tv anymore yeah youtube watch the youtube watch doper nope thank you em angelina all right well i think we already bought it now so funny story yesterday we're working in our office and i get a text message from a number oh no so she says hey how's it going like so casual right so i was like who is this forgetting that listen to this entire job so she says her name smiley face and i was like oh hey smiley face how's it going she's like it's good babe it's been a long time how are you it's been a long time yeah it's been never i'm like we just texted like it's a long time let's just shoot her a text it takes her a minute to get back you know because she's really just a robot all right while we wait for her to reply let's move on next product the tinder finger new device 6 000 swipes an hour no this auto swipes right what if they're not even cute and they're just swiping it for you that's the point you're lonely you'll take anyone there's a fad where guys will go to new cities and they'll just swipe right for like 30 minutes just doesn't matter who it is see what matches they get and then just play from there maybe it's just me i just think finding someone through an app is just about an invisible girl go talk to people hey man people can't why don't you have a girlfriend right now because i choose not to have one right i mean i'm in the same boat dude don't worry he can't bring us down he locked himself down at 19. i like myself down at 17. that's why we're different no because i don't believe you can find true love i believe you make true love oh it's entirely a fact all right so michael you're going to use this on your tinder account yeah look how real it looks so that's like a fan right that's like a fan that you would normally put on your phone to like cool you down like this and then they attach the finger to it okay wait wait let me go yeah go all the way to the left side yeah this is just ridiculous we about to wow liz as if i really look like this wait let me see we didn't want to put an actual photo no it's smart yeah i get a liquefied version of tanner on there wow there's some cute girls here oh my gosh these are all gorgeous women what oh wait should we get on what the heck we've just been doing great the whole time dude we haven't locked a boost literally right after this tanner's going to go making this yeah look out for me on tinder everybody los angeles area there's no way all these girls are real i'm not buying it like all of you you can't believe for a second that there's all these beautiful women out here and none of them want him yeah like wait a second like come on like you've never seen what are they staying inside all day can we just also think about they're like oh someone swiped me and they go to like look to see who it is just that photo of tanner just like all right i'm gonna say that's a joke next product next product is the atar store cat exercise wheel toy play kitty running indoor treadmill okay so i know what you're thinking how is this gonna help me get a date in fact it might actually prevent it but this product is actually a like to buy if you're unfamiliar with what a like to buy is it's where we find a really weird product and it's just kind of difficult to either buy or it's difficult to manage or it's expensive and we ask you do you really want to see it because you know if you don't want to see it we're not going to put the work in so i would say like 100 000 likes and we'll get this and we'll put it in a video titled 10 products only crazy cat people use and we'll even get a cat here we'll get cats cats a cat i don't know so you won't be in this episode no it'll just be a cat meowing next to me i'm definitely allergic to cats you like cats i like cats but i don't like cats as much as i love dogs cats are just like evil what the heck no they're not they're nice they're only evil if you're mean to them so a hundred thousand likes and we will put this in a future video in like two or three weeks so look out for it comment down below kitty litter okay how about pretty kitty pretty kitty okay pretty kitty put down in the comments below if you want to see that cat videos all right pretty kitty oh no no no just kiss your hand if you need to oh my gosh what do you mean oh my gosh didn't someone catch you kissing rex down there oh yeah i did it for a thumbnail in a video can we show the thumbnail here this is a make out pillow makeup practice pillow that's 40 buckaroos wow that's so expensive yeah it's way too expensive for a pillow you can't even keep on your couch or else people will think you're a psychopath you can keep it on your couch don't you have to hang out with other psychopaths please pass the pillow around what would you a little late for valentine's day the makeout practice pillow is here for all you lonely neckbeards out there who either need to practice up for that big kiss that you hope to someday achieve for those that are so lonely that kissing any mouth even though it's rubber and attached to a pillow would still brighten up your lonely pathetic life wow wow this is a run-on sensor that's what he said wow the fact that it was a run-up so this looks like dwight schrute made this is the problem the issue is a practice pillow like this is to actually practice you need like deliberate feedback you see what i'm saying you need feedback or else you can't get better you're just going to continue to practice the same thing i practiced baseball by myself when i was younger yeah but that's a feedback mechanism of like seeing how far it goes that's feedback no i was like i throw it at the wall and catch it you are single shop now so you actually can't buy these anymore okay so i had the dopernope team buy a pillow oh no buy a dummy face and we made one because it's that good oh my gosh he looks like he's gasping for air he's like trapped inside the pillow this is terrifying he has no lips this guy looks like paul i have more lips than you not at all true so back to the pillow did anybody practice yeah well we had to test it out no stop you guys don't want to do this i'm not going to even watch you can fast-forward this part no it's acceptable i'm going to lock guys at the camera dude no i i hate the he the sound what's disturbing beyond these sounds is that we know it's just hard plastic so he's just like i think that's enough no i think it's enough i i think that's enough so yeah i'm gonna rate that a dope for the lonely you're gonna wait what wait what after all of that you're reading it a dope oh don't get me wrong it's creepy but for the lonely people out there who are trying to get some practice in what if you're like a 13 year old kid and he's like never kissed a girl just wait till you find a girl i think if he found a girl he just doesn't want to suck no but how will she know it's probably her first time kissing too but you got to be thinking in the mind of a 13 year old i've been a 13 year old i say no i'm saying it's a hard note it's because you haven't kissed you all right so we got pdx pet design lickey brush all right so it's pretty much a false tongue that you can put in your mouth and it has little bristles on it that combs your cat's hair oh no there's a video oh no look at the cat it's in misery cats are too smart to have this happen this is a real product though like i i want to believe that this is a joke this is a terrible experience for the cat like you got to be at an all-time low in your single life to where it's like you're forcing your affection upon you're forcing your loneliness upon an animal it's not even a good brushing for a cat you know like a cat wants at least a good brushing like really get it get all the knots out and your cats actually don't need that at all they brush themselves except for when they're babies don't their mamas do that for them maybe so maybe you're trying to be it's mama but that was a full-sized cat and that's a full-size tongue yeah out of cart why does that look dirty why does it look used wait is there cat hair on it watch out michael sometimes people return there is hair that's a hair right here no the black one though eat it you can go watch it really quick in the meantime eva's left me on red guys wow dude i feel bad for you she's using an android so it's probably best i'd be mad though if i was like legit into that service trying to use it and she wasn't texting me back oh how much anxiety even when a robot doesn't text you back yeah you're just like like wow i'm worthless but the robot like watches your instagram story watch my oh my gosh now it really needs a licking or two ew is that milk in there what is that yeah look at this poor cat it's got like wooden ties i want this toy i just want to put this out there you're going to be licking a fake children's toy no it's a real children's toy yeah you're right i messed that up it's for real bro it's for real isn't this cool though i don't know why this kind of looks cool to me yeah it's like a sandball it's like there's something in it but it's not it's just like it looks like there's fluid but i mean look how cool this is wow this is so weird what he said this is so lit yeah that's so lit yeah how'd you know man i mean what an awkward finger do but yeah you keep doing it um no hardcore no you didn't do the bottom side of the tongue look not me look there's bristles on the bottom side of the tongue you have to use the bottom side too oh wow you have to go like back and forth back and forth if you don't try the full product but it's not testing if you don't use both sides of your tongue i mean come on just pet your cat regularly no hammy original dalkiri hand case for iphone 5 5s ladies hand oh what this is very japanese you want the compassion of just holding someone's hand yeah this is something like from an anime this is when like you're on your phone too much and everyone said you know what you're addicted to your phone you don't even want relationships well maybe you just want a relationship with your phone and you're like now i have a bowl as they caress the hand down their face it looks unsettlingly close to a hair really i know i doubt it actually looks this real it's definitely a fake hand yeah but definitely silicone why yeah i'm asking myself the same thing why would you want to hand over your iphone 5 5s right well believe it or not this hand iphone 5k would actually come in handy as shown on the picture to the right you could hold hands with your iphone to make sure you don't drop it or if you're feeling really lonely this case may reach out to you and give you company buy now they don't sell the product anymore and we thought it was just so absurd that we wanted to make it i'm more worried that you guys made it oh that's a real hand i mean pretty much identical oh is this for my iphone max they have a lady's hand on there you put like george of the jungle dude this thing is enormous surprisingly it's really hard to come by hands like the right hand you know holy moly that is a beast's hand hey maybe your girl you know she's maybe she plays in the wnba maybe she's in wwe this hand isn't as good because i can't like i can't hold it you just don't know how to hold a hand just kind of i feel kind of upset that my phone's in that case i'm just going off wow that does feel weird baby don't resist here you try michael what are you doing it's really hard don't force it level blossom level blossom the hand just goes just widens what are you doing over there buddy someone ever takes a fake hand and turns away from you i'm concerned get off my hand phone get off my hand the fact that that's the bit you set up like turning around the fact it looks that good it looks so good oh stop i'm gonna give it a dope let's eat the dope are we allowed to have this girlfriend body pillow the original girlfriend pillow cute and fun wife companion cuddle buddy body pillow with benefits funny unique guy gift idea let me tell you something paul is in the room with me right now last year for christmas he was gonna get me a body pillow ironically and he never did and so this is exciting me in a very new and informative way wait she texts me good morning sweetie how was your sleep so she just curved your question no i said good morning baby oh it was okay a little what'd you have for breakfast cold without you i'm not trying to be romantic here i'm trying to see if it's a robot or a person so um oh no wait can we just talk about why is the entire thing pink but just the hand is yellow simpsons yeah i think it's going for something like that i don't know why i need the dimensions to be fair if you're a big guy play the video oh no this girl's body is way out of proportion why is her shoulder so far over on one side not the other why are they giving me that punch in shot wait it says cute and fun wife body pillow with benefits no i read that i didn't know how funny that was all right before christmas thank goodness finally i'm gonna have a date to this year's uh christmas dinner oh my gosh oh no honestly it looks a little more real with the t-shirt off yeah and then put the phone in her hand yeah give me the phone she's the one that's been texting my goal dude this is so uncomfortable for me i don't want to touch it hey whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa easy doesn't it baby calm down he does it with what you're grabbing this is supposed to be pg not pg-13 i love your beer tanner is she a duck that's only why is her only her hand yellow i don't know i kind of like this something about it being headless makes it feel less cringe it's like an airplane pillow it's exactly what this is can you try no i can't be caught with that i can't be caught with that somebody get a green job amanda she forced herself upon me i'm gonna write that a note all right next product how to get your eggs back fast toy with the mill oh my gosh no no no no no don't mess with the man's mind the psyche and get him back with skills only a dating coach knows relationship and dating advice for women book four there's three other books there's three i don't like the how to get your ex back fast i don't i don't like that that should be a book that has 280 customer reviews of four and a half stars also why is this guy just like giving into it you know like try to play hard to get dude you know the more valuable book is how to get over your ex fast than my opinion yeah to be honest yeah open up a random passage and give it to me straight having self-esteem means you believe you're important for many of us unfortunately most of us this is no easy task when you're young we all exude a natural confidence we're not afraid to laugh or cry or try new things it's only later in life as we're subjected to the many harsh realities of family hurtful relationships and society that our sense of ourselves can become tainted it's a weird definition of self-esteem that doesn't make any sense yeah i mean they described self-esteem as like you being important which i don't think is like innately true either so this book pretty much gives you a bunch of different steps like step three is regroup deep breath step two is the letter so i want you to wait four to five days after zero contact this waiting period is important it signals him switch in your mindset now you need to understand this letter doesn't represent how you feel necessarily at all it is solely meant to trigger a reaction in him that time is up and he is losing this is so dumb is this not the most desperate thing we've had out of all these products yeah literally step one stop all contact yeah oh this is so like seventh grade when you break up this is good you just like cut each other off you should cut each other off if it was like a toxic relationship you should cut off all contact because it's not healthy unfriend that facebook unfollow that ig don't watch our youtube videos okay now would you like advice from a man who has a wife a man who's never been single i don't know i've been single dog you've been better to be good at being in a relationship or good at being single well i'm not saying it's better to be good at being single like a little bit of both i think you should be good at being single true being independent before you're in a relationship give yourself self love and then you can love others this is a no just don't do it i just always miss invisible dog leash great gag this isn't true you can see the dog leash invisible dog it should say leash for invisible dog yeah invisible leash for dog wait no not invisible you can clearly see the leisure right there on the page or no just leash for invisible you said this like eight minutes ago i don't know why i'm really trying to get it leash forward i can do it mom are you searching for an obedient pet that you don't have to clean up after yeah perfect for april fool's day well she seriously doesn't text me back it's kind of sad like you're like looking forward to texting the robot now then it's just like nothing it's probably just one person running this entire site just texting like 30 people back all day well they better get a higher typing rate because i'm waiting there where per minute sucks by the way how does this relate to being single because again you can't find that companion but maybe the apartment you live and definitely have dogs by having this you feel like you're bonding with something so something is there this is weird to me this is only for when you're walking the dog but are you gonna go back to your apartment and just like pet nothing people have invisible friends invisible dogs is this gonna make you feel less lonely it could potentially yeah okay then why don't we try this why don't one of you go out and about and see what it does add the cart that's really short for a leash does anybody realize how short this leash is why is it always at maximum thrust right okay here you go see if you can make some friends because you need it all right what's his name henry henry baxter baby baxter backstroke we should just like huddle around like hey like dude like come check out tanner's dog okay and just bring him out yeah so he brings the dog out after okay let's do it hey guys hey check this out okay he brought a dog in here henry oh my gosh dude oh he wants to smell you woods oh my gosh she says you smell like cinnamon oh he wants to go over here come on facts oh hey hey there's no haircut you never seen a hairless dog no not at all you're sure it's a dog he's sniffing you dude why are you hitting my dog yeah i'm just an animal excuse me oh damn get away get this guy come on i'm just kind of scared oh he likes to smoke oh he's okay he's okay oh my gosh okay baxter was here with me what were you doing all right this is definitely a dope this has been a good time alright guys so this next product is the yamaha sea scooters with camera mount recreational series underwater scooter i know what you're asking tanner you're single you're not loved how does this help you achieve love it doesn't this isn't elected by we were intending to go for because that was a scam so we bought another product that was extremely extremely similar and it's from the video i bought the first 10 things i found on instagram you guys can check that out in the card above if you would like to so we're going to actually test this product out it's going to be myself and michael we're going to go to a pool and see if it's worth all the fat cash because we spent 300 fat buckaroos on it if you guys can see right here in total the money we've spent on the drone is like 800 something because we gotta try to get the money back from the first drone because it was over like 500 bucks so be careful those instagram ads guys add to cart wow that's huge we're going vertical there's nothing inside of this box i'm guessing we emptied that oh wow this is way bigger than i thought it was going to be that's actually so cool so i'm guessing you hold it like this and it steers you and then if you flip it around you can attach a gopro right here that's cool all right should we take it out and test it yeah dude let's do it okay oh come on man okay so i just discovered the pool oh my gosh that is not eaten okay now i'm legitimately a little concerned for tanner's health that pool is really cold though i gotta do a couple well i don't think yeah maybe what about this you do this whole thing i got a pack of gushers waiting for you i'll do it for gushers okay do you want to go ease in or do you want to just full blast i'm going to jump in and swim a lot is that a good idea get the blood flowing i don't know my life invaded the black ring what is he doing what is he doing it's so cold just tossing the camera descended is it pulling you look is it working i'm not going under you what do you want me to do you got like 30 seconds just okay go go go go one way with that i don't know if i can but i'll try oh my legs are getting enough does it help you at all it does but not great dude i literally tried to hold my breath and it instantly deflates my lungs all right i think this is the dope though it's just you have to get something that can help you want to go again we have some flippers i wish it was warmer so this is good for senior citizens it's kind of gone and it's like very directional it guides you and it's really good for pointing up for pointing down but i thought they could go a lot faster i think if it went too fast though you'd be like getting a bunch of water blowing at you which i mean you're under water so i don't know if that really matters oh my gosh i can't feel my body get in the spa i feel like i got needles on me i think it's gonna hurt dude imagine doing this somewhere it's actually cool like it's like 70 or 80 out right now what did you guys think from an objective point of view i don't know i don't think it's worth the price per se yeah maybe the idea is that it allows you to do it over the long haul so like you can be out swimming in the ocean for a lot longer and it won't tire you out yeah but it's not gonna like take you anywhere it's just gonna maybe alleviate stress so if that's the purpose and it's a dope all right tayden did i enter him you earned them all right guys this video right here is a video where we bought the first 10 items that instagram recommended to us in this other video right here that's one that youtube recommends just for you so make sure you guys go ahead and give that a sweet 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