**The Adventure Begins**

As I stepped out of the unknown entity that had spawned me, I couldn't help but wonder if I wanted to continue on this journey. The world around me seemed unfamiliar, and I felt a sense of trepidation wash over me. "Is that thing still here?" I asked aloud, my voice barely above a whisper. I wasn't sure what I was referring to, but the uncertainty only added to my growing unease.

**The First Encounter**

Suddenly, a loud noise echoed through the air, and I found myself face to face with a creature unlike any I had ever seen before. "I ain't afraid of you," I declared, trying to sound braver than I felt. The creature charged towards me, its movements swift and deadly. I quickly retreated into a nearby light source, hoping to avoid being struck by the creature's...whatever it was that could harm me.

**The Rainbow Effect**

As I caught my breath, I noticed a strange phenomenon occurring around me. A rainbow seemed to be taking shape in the air, its colors vibrant and intense. "This is heavy," I breathed, unsure if I was talking about the rainbow or something else entirely. The creature's attack had left me feeling drained, but I didn't know what to make of this newfound energy.

**Stealthy Approach**

I decided to try and sneak past the creature, hoping to avoid its notice. However, my stealth skills seemed to be lacking, as it quickly detected my presence. "You're over there," it growled, its voice low and menacing. I realized that I needed a new strategy if I wanted to survive this encounter.

**The Power of Sneakiness**

I opted for a more aggressive approach, using my surroundings to my advantage. The creature was caught off guard by my sudden attack, and I managed to gain the upper hand. However, things quickly took a turn for the worse as the creature began to retaliate. "Oh no," I exclaimed, backing away from its attacks.

**The Power of Blocking**

The creature seemed determined to take me down, and it kept trying to block my attempts at attack. Each time I tried to strike, it would raise its arms, deflecting my blows with ease. I realized that I needed to think outside the box if I wanted to defeat this formidable foe.

**The Power of Battering**

I decided to try a different approach, using brute force to batter the creature into submission. To my surprise, it seemed to work! The creature stumbled backward under the impact of my attacks, leaving me feeling exhilarated and invigorated.

**The Prize Within**

As I approached the end of the hallway, I caught sight of a mysterious door with an ominous-looking handle on the other side. "What's that?" I wondered aloud, feeling a sense of trepidation wash over me once again. The door seemed to be beckoning me towards it, but I was unsure if I should trust its intentions.

**The Discovery**

As I pushed open the door, I found myself in a small storage room filled with strange and wondrous items. "Skunk guns?" I wondered aloud, picking up one of the unusual devices. It felt heavy in my hand, but it seemed to be imbuing me with a newfound sense of power.

**The Rewards**

I realized that this journey had been worth it, despite its many challenges and dangers. The creatures I had encountered had taught me valuable lessons about strategy and cunning, and the rewards that came with defeating them were well worth the effort. As I left the storage room behind, I couldn't help but feel a sense of pride and accomplishment.

**The Ominous Hallway Ahead**

But as I turned to leave, my eyes caught sight of an ominous-looking hallway stretching out before me. The air seemed to grow colder, and the shadows appeared to deepen. "What's that?" I wondered aloud once again, feeling a shiver run down my spine. The end of this journey may be near, but I couldn't shake the feeling that there was more to come...

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enoh shirt terrifying hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome back to Callisto protocol S I had to rewatch you that because apparently it saved before and apparently exited the game before that um but he's not dead there's no way that he's not dead there's no way that he is dead come on okay where's the uh outside the Gatehouse every time okay so this Warden is apparently new this Warden spouts a lot of prophetic style teachings I saw the marker for a second there hi who's growling uh yeah that's yeah that's me okay should I be worried about this I'm assuming this is sound proving and not horrible death machines I go in good s good yes good aftermath where were we in the pre-math before I mean clearly this is the aftermath of something happening and you know as much as I would like to give him Credence that it may be just a coincidence that I crash landed here and all of it went to and this new Warden problem what is required to make the hard choices as your new Warden I will do what is necessary for this storage Institution for the good of all mankind imagine you were working in a company and your boss comes in and starts talking like that you know something bad's about to happen no one talks like that well I mean some people talk like that but no one up to any kind of good talk like that hi hey what's up Al he looking good you've been working out hey how's that piano recital hey see it finger plane finger painting plastic oh hey whoa hey no you don't yeah okay well this barely does more okay you bear you don't even really have arms left okay okay I'm starting to get a hang of that combat mechanic I do like it I think it's interesting at first I was like wary of it but now that I'm starting to get a feel of it it does feel more flowy feels good actually it's refreshing I'm not sure if I should be drinking the blood of my enemies at this moment because of the possibility of infection but I just can't stop myself I Relish in the art of combat hello where am I going uh uh I saw a light there which oh no shimmy I forgot my my various very special moves also there's been two patches since I played and seems like a lot of the performance issues have have uh gotten better well done I thought you'd be dead by now agree with that finally someone with a good idea yeah this way yeah that way okay all right not sure what that gel hold on we got delightful lockers here that I'm gonna raid this is very important the credits God if we're gonna get out of here alive we might as well have some money shimmy did you do your shimmy training this will come in handy though take that over to the reforge you can use it to print a new weapon give me a minute to tap into the system I see he's given me the weapon because he's about to die I don't even know what a reforge is but it sounds pretty cool all this futuristic attack can be opened with just a shiv I'd like to think that Humanity really isn't that different United day have a unite I'm not gonna read too much into it why did he rip off the top of the perfectly good gun and give me the shitty bass level stuff I'm assuming anyway okay hand cannon that's basically all I can do at this point all right is progress okay God damn if that's actually the future that's crazy I'm not talking just for guns but for anything a 3D printing does get that fast getting in there yeah ever since I got it yeah they can scramble your brains a little bit don't worry you get used to it I sure know a lot about this place yeah I've had nothing but time okay so what's next the shoe can we just watch our way in there no I wish we could it's not gonna be that easy bro I've been here a long time I've got privileges that you've done it so I'm gonna have to take you a different way but I'll be your eyes and ears and I'll guide you along no don't you leave me hanging I've got you unless you know I'm part of it I'm afraid not I'll get that door for you he's a pilot was that news that was shared before because I don't remember that my pilot friend friend died tragically just as I arrived here we were aborted by Pirates it was really cool very swashbuckling I didn't hide I confronted them oh strategic targeting system after performing a melee combo Tech look for the quick shot indicator press and hold the right Mouse button then quickly press the left to automatically lock on and Fire okay I'm gonna screw that up God I'm gonna screw that up who wants some come get some oh no um okay Oh no I got this mono imano I got this there we go I don't need your hint yep I don't see any quick hit indicator are you really active oh there it was okay so technically it could come in the middle of a two hit combo I've done three hits before at times but really it's like gauging I got elephant it's kind of got blood all over me I kind of I kind of got everywhere and things that don't look like blood should I be worried about any of that probably not it's it's probably definitely fine what is this three rounds one squeeze sure is that necessary I don't know is it wasn't there a gun prototype way long ago well not way long ago but way long ago in current Internet years it was like it was a grid of like 10 by 10 barrels and they just fired 100 bullets all at once wasn't that a thing I never heard anything else about it so I'm guessing it wasn't exactly practical just a wall of projectile might as well just throw some saw blades Dead Space style but uh I'm sure it had limited case uses and it's behind me now see that that's spooky I got a good feeling about this if I go into every situation oh wow he's just looking at the Pretty Lights can I crouch away from this is stealth an even an option in this game what happens if I sneak up on him oh oh quick kill I like that I like I should turn off my flashlight but whatever yeah make sure you get the blood in your teeth quick soup delivery uh clean up spillages a few stutters here and there still which is but it's a lot better than it was so I'm not gonna oh that's not good I don't know if I I'm hmm uh I think it sees me oh it sees me oh it sees me all right oh it sees me oh oh it'll never find me it'll never find me oh it'll never find me I should turn my flashlight off nope that ain't happening oh it's Twitchy oh it's Twitchy all right oh it'll never find me I'm not gonna find me oh it's not gonna find me good turner oh it's coming around oh it's Twitchy you gotta keep going buddy oh yeah you are oh yeah you are oh this is what I was meant to do oh I got a bad feeling I got a good feeling about this I got a good feeling about this I bet I can insta kill you certainly oh I can't I'm just staring at your ass great ass great ass great ass I guess I can't kill that thing I thought I could kill that thing oh do I kill it do I shoot it can I kill it I feel like it's really bad to fight that thing something about that tells me that it's no good to fight that thing I don't think I have enough bullets I don't think I have any bullets I don't I I got a gun I got no guarantee that I have bullets do I have bullets six I have Six Bullets that's right put it away pal okay I'm gonna go for it everybody hold on to your butts I'm going for it I'm going in here good thing you can't see Shadows oh my God it was a pathway over there oh supposed to go that way you coming back oh no you're not yes you are oh you're twitching oh God that's an explodey that's good to know oh what is the deal when did this game get super spook oh I don't like any of this all right probably okay for the time being hand Cannon ammo okay good we didn't even we didn't even dick around with a regular pistol we went straight for hand Cannon so can I Vault over this uh not what I wanted there we go I feel better also why was it why were there bullets in a prison cell I thought this was supposed to be maximum security it doesn't feel very maximum or secure for that matter okay down I go I think well that was terrifying it's probably not over but I didn't like that thing I didn't want to fight that thing I would never want to fight that thing oh so calm well good thing there's blood here too wouldn't want to miss out on that wouldn't want to feel like not at home Ste all right good God I swear this game got spooky I love it though and I hate it I love that I hate it I hate love it where did the thing that I heard go well it's probably not gonna pop out of me at a random Place definitely not gonna do that oh shirt you're fine oh no you did the thing I knew you were hey whoa hey whoa hey Milo two one oh but I had my oh I was ready for the Dodge uh nope oh whoa whoa whoa oh okay you actually you have to oh you have to okay you have to uh you're still alive how are you still alive I don't understand how you're alive but do I have any health I do God okay so headshots don't guarantee anything just like dead space I suppose well anyway I was just goofing about this being spooky this isn't scary at all huh okay we got a vent over there oh oh I thought I saw something why are there just clothes lying around did everyone mutate and just explode right out of their clothes or uh am I reading too much into that no or don't do that I'm going for it let me reload sure hope nothing sneaks out behind me these guys are surprisingly stealthy nice how nice nice I still don't know what the energy converter does but all right if and you say so I'll go in the spooky hole I hate it hate it hate it hate it hate it hate it hate it hate it you know I might have been critical about the crawling animation in the last one now and that I know they're probably just gonna use that in multiple places I forget what the mantle oh it's e is is everything I do think that was uh uncomfortable in a good way for a horror game in a bad way for everything else in my life hello oh I'm back did I need to go there are you gone oh good all of this is so good I'm gonna ignore the groaning you gone buddy better be gone oh my God are you gone oh maybe it was my gamer Instinct that told me that that thing was extremely dangerous but also maybe I could have killed it and I seemed like a coward right now but I know I'm not for some reason and it's probably my gamer Instinct because I am gamer of the Year officially proven but uh I thought it would kill me in fact I was almost positive it would kill me hey frick frack frack gamer instinct is telling me something it's more just like if I were to make this game I would put a scare right here but maybe that's just throwing me off oh I knew it oh no that's not that bad yeah whatever but what is the weird Robo thing I'm hearing oh it's that it's uh it's I'm out in the open I'm very out and very open and that thing doesn't look too terribly damaged all right Buddies let's play a little game the game is called I'm gonna stab you in the brain it's a very fun game you can tell your friends about it oh don't go I'm so crouched there's no way you could possibly see me how is this a thing wait no oh okay oh boy oh there we go well okay you're your your brain's gone whoa come on do it stop okay starting to get a read on these things I forgot to Stomp The oh I forgot to be Stompy I haven't been stomping but I am getting better at reading them so you just gotta wait to see if they're gonna attack twice before you do anything else but if you see an opportunity you know you really got to take it when you have it and definitely don't waste bullets probably I'm just guessing that this is how it's gonna be don't waste bullets trying to shoot everything unless you're in a stressful situation that's when you want to save your bullets for this is again gamer of the Year Markiplier is telling you the most amazing advice you'd ever hear I hope everyone is writing this down and not writing snarky passive aggressive comments in the comments any dead guards you say oh no so is that thing going to be pissed if I uh steal something from a guard failure yeah you oh no this ain't gonna be good is it I got a bad feeling about this I don't want to oh no yeah don't look at what you're doing uh-huh Eric Jane okay well you stay right there pal I'm just gonna quickly give this an old key code hint maintenance Bay has been removed from security all credentials will now be hard-coded to civilian issued implants I had to feel it my tower what's happening and yeah okay who talks like that who who puts someone in charge that talks like that it's only concerning I only have concerns certainly it wasn't built to last absolutely not why would it have been it's a prison a few people got raptured right out of their pants hello who's there oh huh I shouldn't be worried about that no way they can break out what are these supposed to be body bags laundry is this laundry it better be laundry oh my God this better be laundry hi how you doing good to meet you hey what's up hey don't do that take that oh yeah oh man my game room stinks are at maximum oh and for good measure what next anyone else wanna come at me I really am starting to enjoy the combat I think that there's it's it's not quite like anything I've ever experienced before it's not timing how are you doing buddy you're making blood angels oh wow you keep it up value you keep it up uh it's not quite like anything I've I've ex nope okay no way how about I go this way yeah you know what how about this way you know what um interestingly enough I hate both ways but I hate this marginally less yeah where everything I'm used to in games are timing bases like oh you got to be the quick reaction but having something to hold there and it's kind of like you're you're waiting the reaction is on your action instead of what they're doing or opportunities it is focused very much on what they're doing I don't know how to put that right uh Lexi and make it seem like I'm actually deserving of being gamer gamer of the year game gamer of the year uh oh lexian did you do that no okay hey stop that hey no oh what the hell I dodged oh maybe that was the same direction oh you're going for a backswing that's what I thought you gurgly all right so I took it there but that's not too bad I just gotta remember to always alternate because otherwise I am going to get caught sometimes or maybe I like uh the combo I shouldn't have tried to do two for some reason it did kind of feel late on that one there's probably some nuances to the combat that I still got to figure out but it's all feel based and I think that's pretty cool I'm eating I I know how to open doors again no I'm really on for it that was a level two e door oh good man if there's one thing this game gets right it's ominous glows there sure are some excellent ominous glows okay I'll take this I don't think he told me to do this I think I'm just doing it Dr Hayes huh you um we have to fight more the hell is she I don't know I don't even know who Mueller is I probably do know who Muller is but I don't know right now and apparently the warden wanted this well hi all right then well apparently the warden wanted this and I'm part of it somehow well probably not part of it but whatever I was uh whatever I was carrying in our ship that's what was part of it uh-huh so yeah knock knock who's there are fine and anyway some kind of contagious material or bio weapon or whatever have you because in the opening cut scene it seemed like people were getting infected but they weren't turning into anything at that moment do I get one of them do I get I'm I imagine it's powered by anger is it like the Kinesis module yeah I imagine it's rage powered just based on what the the other dude was doing oh hell yeah give me this grab objects ah oh oh who wants a can of coffee Wham all right oh okay so they were studying something let's see if we can glean anything from the medical mumbo jumbo all right okay let's see what do we got here um seems like well oh was that a door squeak did I am I crazy Dodge I just hear a door squeak okay we got some kind of uh I I I it's an eye it's an i it's an i i and then I don't know what that is nose Maybe something was infecting people right before the breakout huh okay well that's a perfectly ordinary looking heart in a perfectly unordinary looking chest ah everyone knows what that that is everyone knows what that is everyone knows we all know we don't need to tell say it out loud we don't say it out loud actually so if you don't know don't ask hi welcome to the party oh let me just okay I'm doing it I'm whoa slow motion hey what's up uh did that do anything for me what was the point of that come on whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa hey big guy big guy hey whoa what's up what's up hey don't do that you know I thought this would be a little bit better of a weapon man he's kind of tough for this guy why oh two for one oh god oh owie owie hey hey can this guy be dead please neither of them are dead what was that oh I feel amazing oh I'm dead I don't feel uh whatever I did was so cool though oh wow you were yanking on my lower John Suddenly my whole oh this went away whatever I did was super cool but it's like I couldn't turn around and face the other guy quick enough do I have any what's my inventory what is this oh that must be what for the energy what's not what's knots and what's what is with was yeah that thing oh I gotta go all the way through this again and what am I supposed to do when I grab them come on whoa hey okay you came out of nowhere all right you know for a big guy you're kind of quick are you dead no it's awfully interesting of you not to be dead how oh I hope I have a medical thing nope uh hey a medical thing okay I don't see where or if there was another guy it's like he just didn't spawn I could have taken both of them if that one didn't just surprise me out of nowhere oh that looks more than just God that looks fried I probably have an extra yes I do good hello wookie okay I thought I went the sideway no I didn't know if I went the right way or not I never know if I'm going the right way I don't know where the right way is oh hello oh I must have been missing those ah with all the other Pretty Lights here I didn't know that there was anything what am I inventory full is it is it I guess I should use the health thing I might as well I was at like half and I'm not gonna get hit anymore so I don't need to worry about okay all right you got it upgrady something or other way all right it's good stuff okay Lottery ah cell what can I sell uh these things I don't know what it is but I don't need three of them for sure it's ten bucks it's it's really worth it why is this one too pristine energy okay I'll keep that one just for the space and then I'll uh it's not even worth selling really unlocks a new heavier attack ooh increases the length of an officer's melee combo does it I like heavy I think foreign I can almost have another one if I were to sacrifice some bullets for the gun or the the not bullet thing might be pretty cool I don't really block much so I might as well just do this get more combos because it really is just more than when I'm fighting more than let's say two that's the problem so I need the heavy attack and then I need to be able to finish things off quicker so let's go for that all right thank you I'm happy what madman would sell bullets for more sortiness press middle Mouse button to perform a male heavy melee heavy have longer windup cause more damage can hit multiple enemies and knock them back much farther so conditionally I'm very much turning this into Eldon ring what do we got here that's not bad okay I can time that up your batter's up I'm ready good thing I went that way or else I would never gotten all that stuff who wants some anybody I'll take on anybody literally anybody I don't care if you're an innocent civilian I need to use my heavy attack yes thank you that's a good sight that's what you want to see that's comforting oh yeah oh okay good stuff um why why why oh no they hung up by their own entrails or those bed sheets um yeah I actually agree with that I agree with that maybe you should yeah uh-huh I'm quick and efficient about that well time to listen to a story yeah okay all right there all right good story glad I listened to that that really uh helped me in my situation pertinent to my survival I just realized I could probably have been stomping those this whole time and I haven't been I've seen many of those well no spilled milk tears or whatever it is I think that's the same sodi shimmy busted inside I just want that given that I've seen elevators go oh no good Elias what wow do I gotta press e on this oh never mind yeah barely figure out another elevator can't wait yeah good stuff um why am I alive oh God damn it oh boy hey oh God why in the world is that I thought it was a baby what the hell am I okay am I am I okay am I all right am I okay I don't know how you had credits in you whoa who watch out I've got a heavy attack what happened oh my god oh wow I love that hey I dodged that oh my final swing ain't swinging as good as it should stop moving stop it it's not a swinging as as good as it should swung you know it's uh as I'm getting used to I have no Health well it's okay I don't need it I'm a badass as you can see clearly very very cool it's stuffing things anyway the power situation right right that's good yes um I might die but then again I might not die which is preferable nice I knew it I suspected a gamer Instinct Lucy make me look cool in this moment I feel like I don't look cool I feel like I'm very uncool you know what I mean okay thank you whatever you did is amazing stop it watch this oh hey that was perfectly timed that actually was I feel like anyway I feel like that was perfectly timed but whatever we don't care about timing foreign good God I need help I do like the heavy swing it is pretty cool I feel like if I push something into that it'll die I also feel like I'm dying wait a minute that's a health thing oh no no baby no no don't do it oh God is that the thing oh that's the thing isn't it oh that's the thing oh it's the thing oh it's the thing oh it's the thing it's so the thing oh it's the thing oh my god well I'm gonna heal yeah scream yeah okay it's fine it's fine it's fine things are awful every way awful awful stop being awful you're the worst yeah if there was a health item that came out of that thing I don't even know if I'd want it I don't know if anybody should want it okay is that thing still here is that thing still here you still here thing you still here I ain't afraid of you I ain't I ain't I am I'm not I hear something stamping around whoa hey whoa oh okay all right yeah yeah yeah that's what you get nice I think the rainbow is heavy because I I swear I did a heavy attack and rainbows shot out everywhere so I assume that's good see that's nice this nice nice nice nice what I did there nice Cara Brown nice nice nice the high value Asset transferred at 0315 restrict area to clearance level Zeta okay well no audio log so I'm not interested all right let's see what's going on over here I know you're over there oops good thing I'm hidden in this light do I gotta sneak by foreign that is a problem so can I kill this thing maybe I should just sneak by maybe maybe I should just sneak by maybe okay or I'll thump right down don't do it uh hey wait a minute okay oops oh this is bad nice get down ow how are you still alive okay Al ow stop that okay oh boy yay oh is that necessary okay this thing oh there's two of them what I I swear it was a batter of up situation I swear it was so you can kill them though and they don't just insta-kill you but there was also two of them which is a problem all right let me show you how I will expertly handle this situation okay well I've alerted them to my presence because as you can see is part of the strategy all right yoink he'll never know what hit him and now I've neutralized its ability to spit which leaves Me Only With The lethality of my weapons okay oh yes please yeah yeah okay you block I don't like the blocking oh yeah that's what you get oh what oh no it's the thing e w ew ew whoa God oh interesting so that one's dead now oh ah you still have a head I don't like that yeah yeah yeah try it see what happens to you you blocked it see that's what happened to you go lay down oh God nope not today okay again with the sweet blocks you guys really good at the blocking thing okay and again with the hmm there we go oh oh maybe I can batter it up into the oh yeah come at me oh yeah yeah come at me come at me this way Orient yourself okay never mind I'm dead okay all right let's see and get to the point where I win yes don't that's incredible come here come here try me don't do nothing oh yes yes yes oh my God oh yes give me the health injector yes yes heavy attack was a good idea everybody heavy attack was a very very good idea let me finish off the rest of these bozos suppose I could try to stealth kill him again not stealthy oh that's nice hey bud what's up oh interesting I don't know what to do about that interesting all right I win I am amazing uh what did I win live won nothing no I won nothing what did I wait did I come here uh oh nope yes yes but wasn't there another fuse behind unless it's just returned do I have a map in any way do I have any kind of a map I don't do I shoe access I guess I could see what it is I could have sworn there was a different ones though is this really where I want to go you're not with them what's in there oh my God the only reason I'm doing this is because I I could have sworn that there was another fuse spot before and I'm wondering if I go back am I gonna get some goodies there was there was another one storage I get to go to storage I get goodies oh give me the goodies oh oh what goodies do I get oh yes please I knew it I knew it I knew it I knew it I knew that that was right what is this skunk gun I don't know what that is but I love it energy converter I already have that oh really I only have one of these bullets so when anything need to be shot bang all right I've made space all right that's all I need right there's no way to get back through here all right around the other way okey-dokey then this was worth it whatever a skunk gun is it probably is pretty good okay also I don't know what the utility of having Spike walls is but I feel uh really gracious for that and to have that around I really appreciate that okay and with that unfortunately I'm out of time I'll leave you with this ominous looking hallway oh no what's that the end of the hallway I couldn't be ohoh shirt terrifying hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome back to Callisto protocol S I had to rewatch you that because apparently it saved before and apparently exited the game before that um but he's not dead there's no way that he's not dead there's no way that he is dead come on okay where's the uh outside the Gatehouse every time okay so this Warden is apparently new this Warden spouts a lot of prophetic style teachings I saw the marker for a second there hi who's growling uh yeah that's yeah that's me okay should I be worried about this I'm assuming this is sound proving and not horrible death machines I go in good s good yes good aftermath where were we in the pre-math before I mean clearly this is the aftermath of something happening and you know as much as I would like to give him Credence that it may be just a coincidence that I crash landed here and all of it went to and this new Warden problem what is required to make the hard choices as your new Warden I will do what is necessary for this storage Institution for the good of all mankind imagine you were working in a company and your boss comes in and starts talking like that you know something bad's about to happen no one talks like that well I mean some people talk like that but no one up to any kind of good talk like that hi hey what's up Al he looking good you've been working out hey how's that piano recital hey see it finger plane finger painting plastic oh hey whoa hey no you don't yeah okay well this barely does more okay you bear you don't even really have arms left okay okay I'm starting to get a hang of that combat mechanic I do like it I think it's interesting at first I was like wary of it but now that I'm starting to get a feel of it it does feel more flowy feels good actually it's refreshing I'm not sure if I should be drinking the blood of my enemies at this moment because of the possibility of infection but I just can't stop myself I Relish in the art of combat hello where am I going uh uh I saw a light there which oh no shimmy I forgot my my various very special moves also there's been two patches since I played and seems like a lot of the performance issues have have uh gotten better well done I thought you'd be dead by now agree with that finally someone with a good idea yeah this way yeah that way okay all right not sure what that gel hold on we got delightful lockers here that I'm gonna raid this is very important the credits God if we're gonna get out of here alive we might as well have some money shimmy did you do your shimmy training this will come in handy though take that over to the reforge you can use it to print a new weapon give me a minute to tap into the system I see he's given me the weapon because he's about to die I don't even know what a reforge is but it sounds pretty cool all this futuristic attack can be opened with just a shiv I'd like to think that Humanity really isn't that different United day have a unite I'm not gonna read too much into it why did he rip off the top of the perfectly good gun and give me the shitty bass level stuff I'm assuming anyway okay hand cannon that's basically all I can do at this point all right is progress okay God damn if that's actually the future that's crazy I'm not talking just for guns but for anything a 3D printing does get that fast getting in there yeah ever since I got it yeah they can scramble your brains a little bit don't worry you get used to it I sure know a lot about this place yeah I've had nothing but time okay so what's next the shoe can we just watch our way in there no I wish we could it's not gonna be that easy bro I've been here a long time I've got privileges that you've done it so I'm gonna have to take you a different way but I'll be your eyes and ears and I'll guide you along no don't you leave me hanging I've got you unless you know I'm part of it I'm afraid not I'll get that door for you he's a pilot was that news that was shared before because I don't remember that my pilot friend friend died tragically just as I arrived here we were aborted by Pirates it was really cool very swashbuckling I didn't hide I confronted them oh strategic targeting system after performing a melee combo Tech look for the quick shot indicator press and hold the right Mouse button then quickly press the left to automatically lock on and Fire okay I'm gonna screw that up God I'm gonna screw that up who wants some come get some oh no um okay Oh no I got this mono imano I got this there we go I don't need your hint yep I don't see any quick hit indicator are you really active oh there it was okay so technically it could come in the middle of a two hit combo I've done three hits before at times but really it's like gauging I got elephant it's kind of got blood all over me I kind of I kind of got everywhere and things that don't look like blood should I be worried about any of that probably not it's it's probably definitely fine what is this three rounds one squeeze sure is that necessary I don't know is it wasn't there a gun prototype way long ago well not way long ago but way long ago in current Internet years it was like it was a grid of like 10 by 10 barrels and they just fired 100 bullets all at once wasn't that a thing I never heard anything else about it so I'm guessing it wasn't exactly practical just a wall of projectile might as well just throw some saw blades Dead Space style but uh I'm sure it had limited case uses and it's behind me now see that that's spooky I got a good feeling about this if I go into every situation oh wow he's just looking at the Pretty Lights can I crouch away from this is stealth an even an option in this game what happens if I sneak up on him oh oh quick kill I like that I like I should turn off my flashlight but whatever yeah make sure you get the blood in your teeth quick soup delivery uh clean up spillages a few stutters here and there still which is but it's a lot better than it was so I'm not gonna oh that's not good I don't know if I I'm hmm uh I think it sees me oh it sees me oh it sees me all right oh it sees me oh oh it'll never find me it'll never find me oh it'll never find me I should turn my flashlight off nope that ain't happening oh it's Twitchy oh it's Twitchy all right oh it'll never find me I'm not gonna find me oh it's not gonna find me good turner oh it's coming around oh it's Twitchy you gotta keep going buddy oh yeah you are oh yeah you are oh this is what I was meant to do oh I got a bad feeling I got a good feeling about this I got a good feeling about this I bet I can insta kill you certainly oh I can't I'm just staring at your ass great ass great ass great ass I guess I can't kill that thing I thought I could kill that thing oh do I kill it do I shoot it can I kill it I feel like it's really bad to fight that thing something about that tells me that it's no good to fight that thing I don't think I have enough bullets I don't think I have any bullets I don't I I got a gun I got no guarantee that I have bullets do I have bullets six I have Six Bullets that's right put it away pal okay I'm gonna go for it everybody hold on to your butts I'm going for it I'm going in here good thing you can't see Shadows oh my God it was a pathway over there oh supposed to go that way you coming back oh no you're not yes you are oh you're twitching oh God that's an explodey that's good to know oh what is the deal when did this game get super spook oh I don't like any of this all right probably okay for the time being hand Cannon ammo okay good we didn't even we didn't even dick around with a regular pistol we went straight for hand Cannon so can I Vault over this uh not what I wanted there we go I feel better also why was it why were there bullets in a prison cell I thought this was supposed to be maximum security it doesn't feel very maximum or secure for that matter okay down I go I think well that was terrifying it's probably not over but I didn't like that thing I didn't want to fight that thing I would never want to fight that thing oh so calm well good thing there's blood here too wouldn't want to miss out on that wouldn't want to feel like not at home Ste all right good God I swear this game got spooky I love it though and I hate it I love that I hate it I hate love it where did the thing that I heard go well it's probably not gonna pop out of me at a random Place definitely not gonna do that oh shirt you're fine oh no you did the thing I knew you were hey whoa hey whoa hey Milo two one oh but I had my oh I was ready for the Dodge uh nope oh whoa whoa whoa oh okay you actually you have to oh you have to okay you have to uh you're still alive how are you still alive I don't understand how you're alive but do I have any health I do God okay so headshots don't guarantee anything just like dead space I suppose well anyway I was just goofing about this being spooky this isn't scary at all huh okay we got a vent over there oh oh I thought I saw something why are there just clothes lying around did everyone mutate and just explode right out of their clothes or uh am I reading too much into that no or don't do that I'm going for it let me reload sure hope nothing sneaks out behind me these guys are surprisingly stealthy nice how nice nice I still don't know what the energy converter does but all right if and you say so I'll go in the spooky hole I hate it hate it hate it hate it hate it hate it hate it hate it you know I might have been critical about the crawling animation in the last one now and that I know they're probably just gonna use that in multiple places I forget what the mantle oh it's e is is everything I do think that was uh uncomfortable in a good way for a horror game in a bad way for everything else in my life hello oh I'm back did I need to go there are you gone oh good all of this is so good I'm gonna ignore the groaning you gone buddy better be gone oh my God are you gone oh maybe it was my gamer Instinct that told me that that thing was extremely dangerous but also maybe I could have killed it and I seemed like a coward right now but I know I'm not for some reason and it's probably my gamer Instinct because I am gamer of the Year officially proven but uh I thought it would kill me in fact I was almost positive it would kill me hey frick frack frack gamer instinct is telling me something it's more just like if I were to make this game I would put a scare right here but maybe that's just throwing me off oh I knew it oh no that's not that bad yeah whatever but what is the weird Robo thing I'm hearing oh it's that it's uh it's I'm out in the open I'm very out and very open and that thing doesn't look too terribly damaged all right Buddies let's play a little game the game is called I'm gonna stab you in the brain it's a very fun game you can tell your friends about it oh don't go I'm so crouched there's no way you could possibly see me how is this a thing wait no oh okay oh boy oh there we go well okay you're your your brain's gone whoa come on do it stop okay starting to get a read on these things I forgot to Stomp The oh I forgot to be Stompy I haven't been stomping but I am getting better at reading them so you just gotta wait to see if they're gonna attack twice before you do anything else but if you see an opportunity you know you really got to take it when you have it and definitely don't waste bullets probably I'm just guessing that this is how it's gonna be don't waste bullets trying to shoot everything unless you're in a stressful situation that's when you want to save your bullets for this is again gamer of the Year Markiplier is telling you the most amazing advice you'd ever hear I hope everyone is writing this down and not writing snarky passive aggressive comments in the comments any dead guards you say oh no so is that thing going to be pissed if I uh steal something from a guard failure yeah you oh no this ain't gonna be good is it I got a bad feeling about this I don't want to oh no yeah don't look at what you're doing uh-huh Eric Jane okay well you stay right there pal I'm just gonna quickly give this an old key code hint maintenance Bay has been removed from security all credentials will now be hard-coded to civilian issued implants I had to feel it my tower what's happening and yeah okay who talks like that who who puts someone in charge that talks like that it's only concerning I only have concerns certainly it wasn't built to last absolutely not why would it have been it's a prison a few people got raptured right out of their pants hello who's there oh huh I shouldn't be worried about that no way they can break out what are these supposed to be body bags laundry is this laundry it better be laundry oh my God this better be laundry hi how you doing good to meet you hey what's up hey don't do that take that oh yeah oh man my game room stinks are at maximum oh and for good measure what next anyone else wanna come at me I really am starting to enjoy the combat I think that there's it's it's not quite like anything I've ever experienced before it's not timing how are you doing buddy you're making blood angels oh wow you keep it up value you keep it up uh it's not quite like anything I've I've ex nope okay no way how about I go this way yeah you know what how about this way you know what um interestingly enough I hate both ways but I hate this marginally less yeah where everything I'm used to in games are timing bases like oh you got to be the quick reaction but having something to hold there and it's kind of like you're you're waiting the reaction is on your action instead of what they're doing or opportunities it is focused very much on what they're doing I don't know how to put that right uh Lexi and make it seem like I'm actually deserving of being gamer gamer of the year game gamer of the year uh oh lexian did you do that no okay hey stop that hey no oh what the hell I dodged oh maybe that was the same direction oh you're going for a backswing that's what I thought you gurgly all right so I took it there but that's not too bad I just gotta remember to always alternate because otherwise I am going to get caught sometimes or maybe I like uh the combo I shouldn't have tried to do two for some reason it did kind of feel late on that one there's probably some nuances to the combat that I still got to figure out but it's all feel based and I think that's pretty cool I'm eating I I know how to open doors again no I'm really on for it that was a level two e door oh good man if there's one thing this game gets right it's ominous glows there sure are some excellent ominous glows okay I'll take this I don't think he told me to do this I think I'm just doing it Dr Hayes huh you um we have to fight more the hell is she I don't know I don't even know who Mueller is I probably do know who Muller is but I don't know right now and apparently the warden wanted this well hi all right then well apparently the warden wanted this and I'm part of it somehow well probably not part of it but whatever I was uh whatever I was carrying in our ship that's what was part of it uh-huh so yeah knock knock who's there are fine and anyway some kind of contagious material or bio weapon or whatever have you because in the opening cut scene it seemed like people were getting infected but they weren't turning into anything at that moment do I get one of them do I get I'm I imagine it's powered by anger is it like the Kinesis module yeah I imagine it's rage powered just based on what the the other dude was doing oh hell yeah give me this grab objects ah oh oh who wants a can of coffee Wham all right oh okay so they were studying something let's see if we can glean anything from the medical mumbo jumbo all right okay let's see what do we got here um seems like well oh was that a door squeak did I am I crazy Dodge I just hear a door squeak okay we got some kind of uh I I I it's an eye it's an i it's an i i and then I don't know what that is nose Maybe something was infecting people right before the breakout huh okay well that's a perfectly ordinary looking heart in a perfectly unordinary looking chest ah everyone knows what that that is everyone knows what that is everyone knows we all know we don't need to tell say it out loud we don't say it out loud actually so if you don't know don't ask hi welcome to the party oh let me just okay I'm doing it I'm whoa slow motion hey what's up uh did that do anything for me what was the point of that come on whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa hey big guy big guy hey whoa what's up what's up hey don't do that you know I thought this would be a little bit better of a weapon man he's kind of tough for this guy why oh two for one oh god oh owie owie hey hey can this guy be dead please neither of them are dead what was that oh I feel amazing oh I'm dead I don't feel uh whatever I did was so cool though oh wow you were yanking on my lower John Suddenly my whole oh this went away whatever I did was super cool but it's like I couldn't turn around and face the other guy quick enough do I have any what's my inventory what is this oh that must be what for the energy what's not what's knots and what's what is with was yeah that thing oh I gotta go all the way through this again and what am I supposed to do when I grab them come on whoa hey okay you came out of nowhere all right you know for a big guy you're kind of quick are you dead no it's awfully interesting of you not to be dead how oh I hope I have a medical thing nope uh hey a medical thing okay I don't see where or if there was another guy it's like he just didn't spawn I could have taken both of them if that one didn't just surprise me out of nowhere oh that looks more than just God that looks fried I probably have an extra yes I do good hello wookie okay I thought I went the sideway no I didn't know if I went the right way or not I never know if I'm going the right way I don't know where the right way is oh hello oh I must have been missing those ah with all the other Pretty Lights here I didn't know that there was anything what am I inventory full is it is it I guess I should use the health thing I might as well I was at like half and I'm not gonna get hit anymore so I don't need to worry about okay all right you got it upgrady something or other way all right it's good stuff okay Lottery ah cell what can I sell uh these things I don't know what it is but I don't need three of them for sure it's ten bucks it's it's really worth it why is this one too pristine energy okay I'll keep that one just for the space and then I'll uh it's not even worth selling really unlocks a new heavier attack ooh increases the length of an officer's melee combo does it I like heavy I think foreign I can almost have another one if I were to sacrifice some bullets for the gun or the the not bullet thing might be pretty cool I don't really block much so I might as well just do this get more combos because it really is just more than when I'm fighting more than let's say two that's the problem so I need the heavy attack and then I need to be able to finish things off quicker so let's go for that all right thank you I'm happy what madman would sell bullets for more sortiness press middle Mouse button to perform a male heavy melee heavy have longer windup cause more damage can hit multiple enemies and knock them back much farther so conditionally I'm very much turning this into Eldon ring what do we got here that's not bad okay I can time that up your batter's up I'm ready good thing I went that way or else I would never gotten all that stuff who wants some anybody I'll take on anybody literally anybody I don't care if you're an innocent civilian I need to use my heavy attack yes thank you that's a good sight that's what you want to see that's comforting oh yeah oh okay good stuff um why why why oh no they hung up by their own entrails or those bed sheets um yeah I actually agree with that I agree with that maybe you should yeah uh-huh I'm quick and efficient about that well time to listen to a story yeah okay all right there all right good story glad I listened to that that really uh helped me in my situation pertinent to my survival I just realized I could probably have been stomping those this whole time and I haven't been I've seen many of those well no spilled milk tears or whatever it is I think that's the same sodi shimmy busted inside I just want that given that I've seen elevators go oh no good Elias what wow do I gotta press e on this oh never mind yeah barely figure out another elevator can't wait yeah good stuff um why am I alive oh God damn it oh boy hey oh God why in the world is that I thought it was a baby what the hell am I okay am I am I okay am I all right am I okay I don't know how you had credits in you whoa who watch out I've got a heavy attack what happened oh my god oh wow I love that hey I dodged that oh my final swing ain't swinging as good as it should stop moving stop it it's not a swinging as as good as it should swung you know it's uh as I'm getting used to I have no Health well it's okay I don't need it I'm a badass as you can see clearly very very cool it's stuffing things anyway the power situation right right that's good yes um I might die but then again I might not die which is preferable nice I knew it I suspected a gamer Instinct Lucy make me look cool in this moment I feel like I don't look cool I feel like I'm very uncool you know what I mean okay thank you whatever you did is amazing stop it watch this oh hey that was perfectly timed that actually was I feel like anyway I feel like that was perfectly timed but whatever we don't care about timing foreign good God I need help I do like the heavy swing it is pretty cool I feel like if I push something into that it'll die I also feel like I'm dying wait a minute that's a health thing oh no no baby no no don't do it oh God is that the thing oh that's the thing isn't it oh that's the thing oh it's the thing oh it's the thing oh it's the thing it's so the thing oh it's the thing oh my god well I'm gonna heal yeah scream yeah okay it's fine it's fine it's fine things are awful every way awful awful stop being awful you're the worst yeah if there was a health item that came out of that thing I don't even know if I'd want it I don't know if anybody should want it okay is that thing still here is that thing still here you still here thing you still here I ain't afraid of you I ain't I ain't I am I'm not I hear something stamping around whoa hey whoa oh okay all right yeah yeah yeah that's what you get nice I think the rainbow is heavy because I I swear I did a heavy attack and rainbows shot out everywhere so I assume that's good see that's nice this nice nice nice nice what I did there nice Cara Brown nice nice nice the high value Asset transferred at 0315 restrict area to clearance level Zeta okay well no audio log so I'm not interested all right let's see what's going on over here I know you're over there oops good thing I'm hidden in this light do I gotta sneak by foreign that is a problem so can I kill this thing maybe I should just sneak by maybe maybe I should just sneak by maybe okay or I'll thump right down don't do it uh hey wait a minute okay oops oh this is bad nice get down ow how are you still alive okay Al ow stop that okay oh boy yay oh is that necessary okay this thing oh there's two of them what I I swear it was a batter of up situation I swear it was so you can kill them though and they don't just insta-kill you but there was also two of them which is a problem all right let me show you how I will expertly handle this situation okay well I've alerted them to my presence because as you can see is part of the strategy all right yoink he'll never know what hit him and now I've neutralized its ability to spit which leaves Me Only With The lethality of my weapons okay oh yes please yeah yeah okay you block I don't like the blocking oh yeah that's what you get oh what oh no it's the thing e w ew ew whoa God oh interesting so that one's dead now oh ah you still have a head I don't like that yeah yeah yeah try it see what happens to you you blocked it see that's what happened to you go lay down oh God nope not today okay again with the sweet blocks you guys really good at the blocking thing okay and again with the hmm there we go oh oh maybe I can batter it up into the oh yeah come at me oh yeah yeah come at me come at me this way Orient yourself okay never mind I'm dead okay all right let's see and get to the point where I win yes don't that's incredible come here come here try me don't do nothing oh yes yes yes oh my God oh yes give me the health injector yes yes heavy attack was a good idea everybody heavy attack was a very very good idea let me finish off the rest of these bozos suppose I could try to stealth kill him again not stealthy oh that's nice hey bud what's up oh interesting I don't know what to do about that interesting all right I win I am amazing uh what did I win live won nothing no I won nothing what did I wait did I come here uh oh nope yes yes but wasn't there another fuse behind unless it's just returned do I have a map in any way do I have any kind of a map I don't do I shoe access I guess I could see what it is I could have sworn there was a different ones though is this really where I want to go you're not with them what's in there oh my God the only reason I'm doing this is because I I could have sworn that there was another fuse spot before and I'm wondering if I go back am I gonna get some goodies there was there was another one storage I get to go to storage I get goodies oh give me the goodies oh oh what goodies do I get oh yes please I knew it I knew it I knew it I knew it I knew that that was right what is this skunk gun I don't know what that is but I love it energy converter I already have that oh really I only have one of these bullets so when anything need to be shot bang all right I've made space all right that's all I need right there's no way to get back through here all right around the other way okey-dokey then this was worth it whatever a skunk gun is it probably is pretty good okay also I don't know what the utility of having Spike walls is but I feel uh really gracious for that and to have that around I really appreciate that okay and with that unfortunately I'm out of time I'll leave you with this ominous looking hallway oh no what's that the end of the hallway I couldn't be ohoh shirt terrifying hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome back to Callisto protocol S I had to rewatch you that because apparently it saved before and apparently exited the game before that um but he's not dead there's no way that he's not dead there's no way that he is dead come on okay where's the uh outside the Gatehouse every time okay so this Warden is apparently new this Warden spouts a lot of prophetic style teachings I saw the marker for a second there hi who's growling uh yeah that's yeah that's me okay should I be worried about this I'm assuming this is sound proving and not horrible death machines I go in good s good yes good aftermath where were we in the pre-math before I mean clearly this is the aftermath of something happening and you know as much as I would like to give him Credence that it may be just a coincidence that I crash landed here and all of it went to and this new Warden problem what is required to make the hard choices as your new Warden I will do what is necessary for this storage Institution for the good of all mankind imagine you were working in a company and your boss comes in and starts talking like that you know something bad's about to happen no one talks like that well I mean some people talk like that but no one up to any kind of good talk like that hi hey what's up Al he looking good you've been working out hey how's that piano recital hey see it finger plane finger painting plastic oh hey whoa hey no you don't yeah okay well this barely does more okay you bear you don't even really have arms left okay okay I'm starting to get a hang of that combat mechanic I do like it I think it's interesting at first I was like wary of it but now that I'm starting to get a feel of it it does feel more flowy feels good actually it's refreshing I'm not sure if I should be drinking the blood of my enemies at this moment because of the possibility of infection but I just can't stop myself I Relish in the art of combat hello where am I going uh uh I saw a light there which oh no shimmy I forgot my my various very special moves also there's been two patches since I played and seems like a lot of the performance issues have have uh gotten better well done I thought you'd be dead by now agree with that finally someone with a good idea yeah this way yeah that way okay all right not sure what that gel hold on we got delightful lockers here that I'm gonna raid this is very important the credits God if we're gonna get out of here alive we might as well have some money shimmy did you do your shimmy training this will come in handy though take that over to the reforge you can use it to print a new weapon give me a minute to tap into the system I see he's given me the weapon because he's about to die I don't even know what a reforge is but it sounds pretty cool all this futuristic attack can be opened with just a shiv I'd like to think that Humanity really isn't that different United day have a unite I'm not gonna read too much into it why did he rip off the top of the perfectly good gun and give me the shitty bass level stuff I'm assuming anyway okay hand cannon that's basically all I can do at this point all right is progress okay God damn if that's actually the future that's crazy I'm not talking just for guns but for anything a 3D printing does get that fast getting in there yeah ever since I got it yeah they can scramble your brains a little bit don't worry you get used to it I sure know a lot about this place yeah I've had nothing but time okay so what's next the shoe can we just watch our way in there no I wish we could it's not gonna be that easy bro I've been here a long time I've got privileges that you've done it so I'm gonna have to take you a different way but I'll be your eyes and ears and I'll guide you along no don't you leave me hanging I've got you unless you know I'm part of it I'm afraid not I'll get that door for you he's a pilot was that news that was shared before because I don't remember that my pilot friend friend died tragically just as I arrived here we were aborted by Pirates it was really cool very swashbuckling I didn't hide I confronted them oh strategic targeting system after performing a melee combo Tech look for the quick shot indicator press and hold the right Mouse button then quickly press the left to automatically lock on and Fire okay I'm gonna screw that up God I'm gonna screw that up who wants some come get some oh no um okay Oh no I got this mono imano I got this there we go I don't need your hint yep I don't see any quick hit indicator are you really active oh there it was okay so technically it could come in the middle of a two hit combo I've done three hits before at times but really it's like gauging I got elephant it's kind of got blood all over me I kind of I kind of got everywhere and things that don't look like blood should I be worried about any of that probably not it's it's probably definitely fine what is this three rounds one squeeze sure is that necessary I don't know is it wasn't there a gun prototype way long ago well not way long ago but way long ago in current Internet years it was like it was a grid of like 10 by 10 barrels and they just fired 100 bullets all at once wasn't that a thing I never heard anything else about it so I'm guessing it wasn't exactly practical just a wall of projectile might as well just throw some saw blades Dead Space style but uh I'm sure it had limited case uses and it's behind me now see that that's spooky I got a good feeling about this if I go into every situation oh wow he's just looking at the Pretty Lights can I crouch away from this is stealth an even an option in this game what happens if I sneak up on him oh oh quick kill I like that I like I should turn off my flashlight but whatever yeah make sure you get the blood in your teeth quick soup delivery uh clean up spillages a few stutters here and there still which is but it's a lot better than it was so I'm not gonna oh that's not good I don't know if I I'm hmm uh I think it sees me oh it sees me oh it sees me all right oh it sees me oh oh it'll never find me it'll never find me oh it'll never find me I should turn my flashlight off nope that ain't happening oh it's Twitchy oh it's Twitchy all right oh it'll never find me I'm not gonna find me oh it's not gonna find me good turner oh it's coming around oh it's Twitchy you gotta keep going buddy oh yeah you are oh yeah you are oh this is what I was meant to do oh I got a bad feeling I got a good feeling about this I got a good feeling about this I bet I can insta kill you certainly oh I can't I'm just staring at your ass great ass great ass great ass I guess I can't kill that thing I thought I could kill that thing oh do I kill it do I shoot it can I kill it I feel like it's really bad to fight that thing something about that tells me that it's no good to fight that thing I don't think I have enough bullets I don't think I have any bullets I don't I I got a gun I got no guarantee that I have bullets do I have bullets six I have Six Bullets that's right put it away pal okay I'm gonna go for it everybody hold on to your butts I'm going for it I'm going in here good thing you can't see Shadows oh my God it was a pathway over there oh supposed to go that way you coming back oh no you're not yes you are oh you're twitching oh God that's an explodey that's good to know oh what is the deal when did this game get super spook oh I don't like any of this all right probably okay for the time being hand Cannon ammo okay good we didn't even we didn't even dick around with a regular pistol we went straight for hand Cannon so can I Vault over this uh not what I wanted there we go I feel better also why was it why were there bullets in a prison cell I thought this was supposed to be maximum security it doesn't feel very maximum or secure for that matter okay down I go I think well that was terrifying it's probably not over but I didn't like that thing I didn't want to fight that thing I would never want to fight that thing oh so calm well good thing there's blood here too wouldn't want to miss out on that wouldn't want to feel like not at home Ste all right good God I swear this game got spooky I love it though and I hate it I love that I hate it I hate love it where did the thing that I heard go well it's probably not gonna pop out of me at a random Place definitely not gonna do that oh shirt you're fine oh no you did the thing I knew you were hey whoa hey whoa hey Milo two one oh but I had my oh I was ready for the Dodge uh nope oh whoa whoa whoa oh okay you actually you have to oh you have to okay you have to uh you're still alive how are you still alive I don't understand how you're alive but do I have any health I do God okay so headshots don't guarantee anything just like dead space I suppose well anyway I was just goofing about this being spooky this isn't scary at all huh okay we got a vent over there oh oh I thought I saw something why are there just clothes lying around did everyone mutate and just explode right out of their clothes or uh am I reading too much into that no or don't do that I'm going for it let me reload sure hope nothing sneaks out behind me these guys are surprisingly stealthy nice how nice nice I still don't know what the energy converter does but all right if and you say so I'll go in the spooky hole I hate it hate it hate it hate it hate it hate it hate it hate it you know I might have been critical about the crawling animation in the last one now and that I know they're probably just gonna use that in multiple places I forget what the mantle oh it's e is is everything I do think that was uh uncomfortable in a good way for a horror game in a bad way for everything else in my life hello oh I'm back did I need to go there are you gone oh good all of this is so good I'm gonna ignore the groaning you gone buddy better be gone oh my God are you gone oh maybe it was my gamer Instinct that told me that that thing was extremely dangerous but also maybe I could have killed it and I seemed like a coward right now but I know I'm not for some reason and it's probably my gamer Instinct because I am gamer of the Year officially proven but uh I thought it would kill me in fact I was almost positive it would kill me hey frick frack frack gamer instinct is telling me something it's more just like if I were to make this game I would put a scare right here but maybe that's just throwing me off oh I knew it oh no that's not that bad yeah whatever but what is the weird Robo thing I'm hearing oh it's that it's uh it's I'm out in the open I'm very out and very open and that thing doesn't look too terribly damaged all right Buddies let's play a little game the game is called I'm gonna stab you in the brain it's a very fun game you can tell your friends about it oh don't go I'm so crouched there's no way you could possibly see me how is this a thing wait no oh okay oh boy oh there we go well okay you're your your brain's gone whoa come on do it stop okay starting to get a read on these things I forgot to Stomp The oh I forgot to be Stompy I haven't been stomping but I am getting better at reading them so you just gotta wait to see if they're gonna attack twice before you do anything else but if you see an opportunity you know you really got to take it when you have it and definitely don't waste bullets probably I'm just guessing that this is how it's gonna be don't waste bullets trying to shoot everything unless you're in a stressful situation that's when you want to save your bullets for this is again gamer of the Year Markiplier is telling you the most amazing advice you'd ever hear I hope everyone is writing this down and not writing snarky passive aggressive comments in the comments any dead guards you say oh no so is that thing going to be pissed if I uh steal something from a guard failure yeah you oh no this ain't gonna be good is it I got a bad feeling about this I don't want to oh no yeah don't look at what you're doing uh-huh Eric Jane okay well you stay right there pal I'm just gonna quickly give this an old key code hint maintenance Bay has been removed from security all credentials will now be hard-coded to civilian issued implants I had to feel it my tower what's happening and yeah okay who talks like that who who puts someone in charge that talks like that it's only concerning I only have concerns certainly it wasn't built to last absolutely not why would it have been it's a prison a few people got raptured right out of their pants hello who's there oh huh I shouldn't be worried about that no way they can break out what are these supposed to be body bags laundry is this laundry it better be laundry oh my God this better be laundry hi how you doing good to meet you hey what's up hey don't do that take that oh yeah oh man my game room stinks are at maximum oh and for good measure what next anyone else wanna come at me I really am starting to enjoy the combat I think that there's it's it's not quite like anything I've ever experienced before it's not timing how are you doing buddy you're making blood angels oh wow you keep it up value you keep it up uh it's not quite like anything I've I've ex nope okay no way how about I go this way yeah you know what how about this way you know what um interestingly enough I hate both ways but I hate this marginally less yeah where everything I'm used to in games are timing bases like oh you got to be the quick reaction but having something to hold there and it's kind of like you're you're waiting the reaction is on your action instead of what they're doing or opportunities it is focused very much on what they're doing I don't know how to put that right uh Lexi and make it seem like I'm actually deserving of being gamer gamer of the year game gamer of the year uh oh lexian did you do that no okay hey stop that hey no oh what the hell I dodged oh maybe that was the same direction oh you're going for a backswing that's what I thought you gurgly all right so I took it there but that's not too bad I just gotta remember to always alternate because otherwise I am going to get caught sometimes or maybe I like uh the combo I shouldn't have tried to do two for some reason it did kind of feel late on that one there's probably some nuances to the combat that I still got to figure out but it's all feel based and I think that's pretty cool I'm eating I I know how to open doors again no I'm really on for it that was a level two e door oh good man if there's one thing this game gets right it's ominous glows there sure are some excellent ominous glows okay I'll take this I don't think he told me to do this I think I'm just doing it Dr Hayes huh you um we have to fight more the hell is she I don't know I don't even know who Mueller is I probably do know who Muller is but I don't know right now and apparently the warden wanted this well hi all right then well apparently the warden wanted this and I'm part of it somehow well probably not part of it but whatever I was uh whatever I was carrying in our ship that's what was part of it uh-huh so yeah knock knock who's there are fine and anyway some kind of contagious material or bio weapon or whatever have you because in the opening cut scene it seemed like people were getting infected but they weren't turning into anything at that moment do I get one of them do I get I'm I imagine it's powered by anger is it like the Kinesis module yeah I imagine it's rage powered just based on what the the other dude was doing oh hell yeah give me this grab objects ah oh oh who wants a can of coffee Wham all right oh okay so they were studying something let's see if we can glean anything from the medical mumbo jumbo all right okay let's see what do we got here um seems like well oh was that a door squeak did I am I crazy Dodge I just hear a door squeak okay we got some kind of uh I I I it's an eye it's an i it's an i i and then I don't know what that is nose Maybe something was infecting people right before the breakout huh okay well that's a perfectly ordinary looking heart in a perfectly unordinary looking chest ah everyone knows what that that is everyone knows what that is everyone knows we all know we don't need to tell say it out loud we don't say it out loud actually so if you don't know don't ask hi welcome to the party oh let me just okay I'm doing it I'm whoa slow motion hey what's up uh did that do anything for me what was the point of that come on whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa hey big guy big guy hey whoa what's up what's up hey don't do that you know I thought this would be a little bit better of a weapon man he's kind of tough for this guy why oh two for one oh god oh owie owie hey hey can this guy be dead please neither of them are dead what was that oh I feel amazing oh I'm dead I don't feel uh whatever I did was so cool though oh wow you were yanking on my lower John Suddenly my whole oh this went away whatever I did was super cool but it's like I couldn't turn around and face the other guy quick enough do I have any what's my inventory what is this oh that must be what for the energy what's not what's knots and what's what is with was yeah that thing oh I gotta go all the way through this again and what am I supposed to do when I grab them come on whoa hey okay you came out of nowhere all right you know for a big guy you're kind of quick are you dead no it's awfully interesting of you not to be dead how oh I hope I have a medical thing nope uh hey a medical thing okay I don't see where or if there was another guy it's like he just didn't spawn I could have taken both of them if that one didn't just surprise me out of nowhere oh that looks more than just God that looks fried I probably have an extra yes I do good hello wookie okay I thought I went the sideway no I didn't know if I went the right way or not I never know if I'm going the right way I don't know where the right way is oh hello oh I must have been missing those ah with all the other Pretty Lights here I didn't know that there was anything what am I inventory full is it is it I guess I should use the health thing I might as well I was at like half and I'm not gonna get hit anymore so I don't need to worry about okay all right you got it upgrady something or other way all right it's good stuff okay Lottery ah cell what can I sell uh these things I don't know what it is but I don't need three of them for sure it's ten bucks it's it's really worth it why is this one too pristine energy okay I'll keep that one just for the space and then I'll uh it's not even worth selling really unlocks a new heavier attack ooh increases the length of an officer's melee combo does it I like heavy I think foreign I can almost have another one if I were to sacrifice some bullets for the gun or the the not bullet thing might be pretty cool I don't really block much so I might as well just do this get more combos because it really is just more than when I'm fighting more than let's say two that's the problem so I need the heavy attack and then I need to be able to finish things off quicker so let's go for that all right thank you I'm happy what madman would sell bullets for more sortiness press middle Mouse button to perform a male heavy melee heavy have longer windup cause more damage can hit multiple enemies and knock them back much farther so conditionally I'm very much turning this into Eldon ring what do we got here that's not bad okay I can time that up your batter's up I'm ready good thing I went that way or else I would never gotten all that stuff who wants some anybody I'll take on anybody literally anybody I don't care if you're an innocent civilian I need to use my heavy attack yes thank you that's a good sight that's what you want to see that's comforting oh yeah oh okay good stuff um why why why oh no they hung up by their own entrails or those bed sheets um yeah I actually agree with that I agree with that maybe you should yeah uh-huh I'm quick and efficient about that well time to listen to a story yeah okay all right there all right good story glad I listened to that that really uh helped me in my situation pertinent to my survival I just realized I could probably have been stomping those this whole time and I haven't been I've seen many of those well no spilled milk tears or whatever it is I think that's the same sodi shimmy busted inside I just want that given that I've seen elevators go oh no good Elias what wow do I gotta press e on this oh never mind yeah barely figure out another elevator can't wait yeah good stuff um why am I alive oh God damn it oh boy hey oh God why in the world is that I thought it was a baby what the hell am I okay am I am I okay am I all right am I okay I don't know how you had credits in you whoa who watch out I've got a heavy attack what happened oh my god oh wow I love that hey I dodged that oh my final swing ain't swinging as good as it should stop moving stop it it's not a swinging as as good as it should swung you know it's uh as I'm getting used to I have no Health well it's okay I don't need it I'm a badass as you can see clearly very very cool it's stuffing things anyway the power situation right right that's good yes um I might die but then again I might not die which is preferable nice I knew it I suspected a gamer Instinct Lucy make me look cool in this moment I feel like I don't look cool I feel like I'm very uncool you know what I mean okay thank you whatever you did is amazing stop it watch this oh hey that was perfectly timed that actually was I feel like anyway I feel like that was perfectly timed but whatever we don't care about timing foreign good God I need help I do like the heavy swing it is pretty cool I feel like if I push something into that it'll die I also feel like I'm dying wait a minute that's a health thing oh no no baby no no don't do it oh God is that the thing oh that's the thing isn't it oh that's the thing oh it's the thing oh it's the thing oh it's the thing it's so the thing oh it's the thing oh my god well I'm gonna heal yeah scream yeah okay it's fine it's fine it's fine things are awful every way awful awful stop being awful you're the worst yeah if there was a health item that came out of that thing I don't even know if I'd want it I don't know if anybody should want it okay is that thing still here is that thing still here you still here thing you still here I ain't afraid of you I ain't I ain't I am I'm not I hear something stamping around whoa hey whoa oh okay all right yeah yeah yeah that's what you get nice I think the rainbow is heavy because I I swear I did a heavy attack and rainbows shot out everywhere so I assume that's good see that's nice this nice nice nice nice what I did there nice Cara Brown nice nice nice the high value Asset transferred at 0315 restrict area to clearance level Zeta okay well no audio log so I'm not interested all right let's see what's going on over here I know you're over there oops good thing I'm hidden in this light do I gotta sneak by foreign that is a problem so can I kill this thing maybe I should just sneak by maybe maybe I should just sneak by maybe okay or I'll thump right down don't do it uh hey wait a minute okay oops oh this is bad nice get down ow how are you still alive okay Al ow stop that okay oh boy yay oh is that necessary okay this thing oh there's two of them what I I swear it was a batter of up situation I swear it was so you can kill them though and they don't just insta-kill you but there was also two of them which is a problem all right let me show you how I will expertly handle this situation okay well I've alerted them to my presence because as you can see is part of the strategy all right yoink he'll never know what hit him and now I've neutralized its ability to spit which leaves Me Only With The lethality of my weapons okay oh yes please yeah yeah okay you block I don't like the blocking oh yeah that's what you get oh what oh no it's the thing e w ew ew whoa God oh interesting so that one's dead now oh ah you still have a head I don't like that yeah yeah yeah try it see what happens to you you blocked it see that's what happened to you go lay down oh God nope not today okay again with the sweet blocks you guys really good at the blocking thing okay and again with the hmm there we go oh oh maybe I can batter it up into the oh yeah come at me oh yeah yeah come at me come at me this way Orient yourself okay never mind I'm dead okay all right let's see and get to the point where I win yes don't that's incredible come here come here try me don't do nothing oh yes yes yes oh my God oh yes give me the health injector yes yes heavy attack was a good idea everybody heavy attack was a very very good idea let me finish off the rest of these bozos suppose I could try to stealth kill him again not stealthy oh that's nice hey bud what's up oh interesting I don't know what to do about that interesting all right I win I am amazing uh what did I win live won nothing no I won nothing what did I wait did I come here uh oh nope yes yes but wasn't there another fuse behind unless it's just returned do I have a map in any way do I have any kind of a map I don't do I shoe access I guess I could see what it is I could have sworn there was a different ones though is this really where I want to go you're not with them what's in there oh my God the only reason I'm doing this is because I I could have sworn that there was another fuse spot before and I'm wondering if I go back am I gonna get some goodies there was there was another one storage I get to go to storage I get goodies oh give me the goodies oh oh what goodies do I get oh yes please I knew it I knew it I knew it I knew it I knew that that was right what is this skunk gun I don't know what that is but I love it energy converter I already have that oh really I only have one of these bullets so when anything need to be shot bang all right I've made space all right that's all I need right there's no way to get back through here all right around the other way okey-dokey then this was worth it whatever a skunk gun is it probably is pretty good okay also I don't know what the utility of having Spike walls is but I feel uh really gracious for that and to have that around I really appreciate that okay and with that unfortunately I'm out of time I'll leave you with this ominous looking hallway oh no what's that the end of the hallway I couldn't be oh\n"