**The Fortune-Teller's Warning: A Cautionary Tale**

As I sat down to have my finger scanned, I couldn't help but feel that it was not the best day to be my roommate. You see, you'd rather Snapchat and indulge in some serious self-isolation, which is perfectly fine. Everyone should be happy, after all. But what if your deepest self had a very important message to convey? What if your dreams were trying to tell you something?

**The Symbolism of Your Dreams**

Let's try to decipher the symbolism behind my dreams. I'm reminded of Yelp, where you're being a bit of a jerk. But, we still must go into the hole and put yourself through it because that's what life is all about. You shouldn't be talking to humans today; instead, take some time to reflect on your deepest desires.

**Career and Money**

Your career is in full swing, but it's most definitely not the right time to isolate yourself. You're going to be completing conflicting reports, and no one will be buying them. I know it can be frustrating when things don't go as planned. Excuse me if you're invited to a happy hour; flip off your computer and join the crowd.

**The Vagueness of Fortune-Telling**

Fortune-tellers like to make their messages so vague that everyone can apply to themselves, regardless of their horoscope. That's how fortune-telling works – it's all about interpretation. Whether you're reading the newspaper or checking out your horoscope, there's always a way to relate.

**The Day You Control**

Today is the day that you control; today is the day that you experience in full swing. It was like I had an inkling of something amazing on the horizon. And now, let's see what this next tab has in store for us.

**A Conversation with Bob**

Oh, hi Bob! Yes, I'd love to meet you. You're a bit creepy, but that's okay. We can chat about anything – even your acne. But don't worry; we won't talk too much. You can do whatever you want; just be yourself.

**The Game: Sean the Sheep**

Ah, this next app is called Sean the Sheep! Swipe up to jump over obstacles. I'm mine and a car an hour away; slide down to roll under obstacles. Why are these obstacles so pesky? Can't they see I have lives?

**Lives, Sheep, and Mistakes**

I like this better because it looks like I have lives right. If I mess up and don't do anything, you can go. That's what life is all about – taking risks and trying new things.

**The Challenge: Call of Duty**

Oh no; we're playing Call of Duty! This game was super popular back in the day, but it doesn't hold a candle to modern gaming. Maybe I'm just old-school, but this game is... well, it's not bad. Watch the signs and remember the order – up down down up down down.

**The Poop Bear**

Ugh, there's a bear! If you let them poop on their own right, they don't need help putting it there. But if I click on them, oh boy; that's some unpleasant business. It looks like we're on the toilet now – and excretion is the last thing on my mind.

**Tech Items That Will Waste Your Money**

And finally, let's talk about those 10 tech items that will waste your money. We tried a robot spy tank, which was pretty dope and fun. But hey, if you enjoy wasting your cash, go ahead! Subscribe to our channel for more content every Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday.

**The End**

As I sat there, having my fortune told, I couldn't help but feel that it wasn't the best day to be my roommate. You see, we've all been there – wanting to indulge in some self-isolation and ignore the world outside. But sometimes, our deepest selves have a message to convey. And when it comes to your dreams, symbols are everything.

**Lives, Sheep, and Mistakes**

We talked about lives, sheep, and mistakes earlier today. Remember, life is all about taking risks and trying new things. If you mess up and don't do anything, you can always go back to the drawing board. But if you take a chance and try something new, that's when the real magic happens.

**Call of Duty**

We played Call of Duty earlier today, and while it may not be as popular as it once was, it still holds a certain charm. Remember the signs and order – up down down up down down. It's all about paying attention to the little things in life.

**The Toilet**

And then there's the toilet. Oh no; we're on the toilet now, and excretion is the last thing on my mind. But hey, that's just part of life – dealing with the messy bits.

**Tech Items That Will Waste Your Money**

Finally, let's talk about those 10 tech items that will waste your money. We tried a robot spy tank, which was pretty dope and fun. If you enjoy wasting your cash, go ahead! Subscribe to our channel for more content every Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday.

**The End**

And so, my fortune-telling session came to an end. I hope you learned something new today – whether it's about lives, sheep, mistakes, or just the importance of taking risks. Until next time, stay curious and keep exploring!

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