Your Dreams About Markiplier
**A Compilation of the Weirdest Dreams: A Transcription-Based Article**
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### Introduction
How's it going, guys? I'm Matthias, and it's Sunday—time for me to dive into your comments. Today, we're exploring the realm of the weird, the strange, and the utterly bizarre through your weirdest dreams. But before we get started, make sure you stick around until the very end because I have a doozy of a story to share. It’s definitely one of the strangest things I’ve ever dreamed about.
And while you're here, don't forget to leave a comment with your answer to today's question: What was the most awkward moment you've experienced with your boyfriend or girlfriend—or if you haven’t had one, the most awkward moment with someone you like? It’s time to get weird!
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### The Wolf Dream
Alright, let's kick things off. I remember once I dreamed that I was a wolf, and so was my sister. We were both wolves, and we were running from this really creepy guy—someone who looked like he was part fat, part hairy, and just generally unsettling. Anyway, the two of us jumped onto a moving train for some reason, trying to hide from him. But then, out of nowhere, he popped out of a crate and started screaming something about "one mole." Scared as hell, we ran—and yeah, that’s pretty much it. Weird, right?
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### Naked in School and Falling Teeth
But wait, you think *that's* weird? I’ve actually had the classic "getting to school naked" dream. It used to happen all the time when I was younger. There was this other recurring nightmare where my teeth would fall out—and it wasn’t just any nightmare. One time, I was trapped in a room with a goat that somehow turned into a monkey and started yelling "baby, baby" like it was quoting Justin Bieber’s song. Then the monkey turned into a gorilla, and bugs spilled out of its mouth, killing me. Talk about terrifying!
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### Purple Tornadoes and Alice in Wonderland
Let me throw another one on the pile. I once had a dream where there was a massive purple tornado with a face—probably an F2 or F3. It was big, it was swirling, and it was right there in my backyard. The weirdest part? My uncle (who’s no longer with us) was talking to my neighbor about it like nothing was wrong.
And then there was the time I dreamed I was Alice in Wonderland, falling down the rabbit hole. Everything was flying past me—items I recognized—and then I woke up in the middle of my room. My fiancé said he’d been trying to wake me because I’d been screaning and randomly knocking stuff off the drawers.
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### Dating Bruce Lee and a Fish Jail
One time, I dreamt that I was dating Bruce Lee—or at least, I think it was him. He was in some kind of fish jail or aquarium. Then I rewound time and saw a breaching whale twice. I have no idea what was wrong with me that night; it’s still one of my weirdest dreams.
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### Creepy Schoolmates and Ghost Faces
When I was ten, I had this nightmare where a guy who creeped me out to the max looked at me like he wanted to eat a doughnut. He had this psychopathic smile and kept yelling, "You’ll be mine!" I ran away screaming while he chased me. Another time, my family and I were in our house when ghost faces started appearing on the walls. My mom told me it was some sort of infestation and that the only way to get rid of them was to wipe them away with baby wipes. Yep, chores gotta be done!
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### Hot Five-Year-Old and Goat Wells
The weirdest and most embarrassing dream I’ve ever had was when I was five. For some reason, I felt super hot, took off my clothes, and couldn’t stop sweating. When I woke up, I was naked and rolled off the top bunk of my bed, landing on the floor. My brother was there and made fun of me—talk about a nightmare!
And let’s not forget the time I dreamed there was a dead giraffe in a well, pretending to be alive. I walked out of a bank, and a small blonde girl in a black dress shot me in the knee with a pellet gun. Ever since then, I’ve been terrified of one particular child.
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### School Trips, Obama, and Vampire Fish
One reader shared their weirdest dream: they went on a school trip with their crazy English teacher to Africa. Their friends and classmates were stranded in the desert, and none other than Barack Obama picked them up in his private jet and took them home. This was when they were four years old—so, naturally, it felt surreal.
Another person had a dream where they were fishing with their dad for the first time. They thought they’d hooked a big fish, but when they pulled it up, it was actually a vampire. Their dad and they just stood there in shock.
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### Falling into Tornadoes and Markiplier
There’s also the person who dreamed of being on a train with Markiplier and "The Game Drummers." The two started arguing, so I gave them some homemade cookies to make up for it. But then Markiplier showed up angry because there were no cookies left—and he asked one simple question: "Who is this guy?" (Looking at Ross.) Thanks, Ross.
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### Heaven, Homework, and Spontaneous Combustion
One person dreamed they went to heaven but had to take a roller coaster to get there. When they arrived, God told them they forgot to do their homework and had to finish it before joining the others. They ended up in a tiny white room coloring all day, feeling upset because they missed out on all the fun.
Another reader shared a nightmare where they met Markiplier at VidCon. When they went to take a picture with him, he spontaneously combusted. The lesson? Be careful when you see me in public—I might just burst into flames!
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### Grandma’s School Bus and Shark Hotels
A woman had a dream about her grandmother driving her school bus while she laughed maniacally. Her grandma turned her head all the way around—like 180 degrees—and then they drove off a cliff. Talk about family drama.
Another person dreamed of being on a dark, dirt road with no buildings or miles ahead, except for a strange hotel that looked like it was straight out of a horror movie. They decided to go in one by one, only to find out the hotel was run by cartoonish, hungry sharks and all they had was a shark and a black room—no water, just pure darkness.
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### Shark Hotels and Zombie Apocalypses
Big apocalypses with pigs and cows? Yep, that happened. And then there’s the person who dreamed of being stranded in a hotel with no water but a flying shark. No explanation needed—it was just weird.
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### Recurring Nightmares and Spontaneous Combustion
One person had recurring nightmares where they were being chased by a polar bear in an underwater tunnel. Every time, they failed to escape, and the bear ate them. Eventually, an old lady smacked the bear on the nose, turning it into a variety of lollies—but not before they lost their left forearm and hand alongside their head.
Another reader often dreams of their teeth falling out and growing back continuously, which is terrifying every time.
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### Conclusion: The Weirdest Dream
Alright, guys. But before I get into my own weirdest dream, make sure you stick around because this one’s a doozy. So here it goes…
It all started with me and my family going out to get some pizza. We were all walking into the sit-down pizza restaurant when, out of nowhere—a stranger in a trench coat and fedora picked me up and put me in a wheelbarrow. He started running toward a cliff and just dumped me out. I don’t know why my family didn’t seem too concerned.
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### Final Thoughts
So there you have it—some of the strangest, most terrifying, and occasionally hilarious dreams that people have had. It just goes to show that our minds are truly wild places! If any of these resonated with you or made you laugh (or scream in terror), make sure to like this video, subscribe for more content, and ring the bell so you never miss out on another episode.
And if you enjoyed hearing about these weird dreams, stay tuned for more episodes where we dive into the strange and wonderful world of our subconscious minds. Until next time, guys—stay weird, and I’ll see you in the comments!
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