► RAWRZ I'm A Dinosaur! (Primal Carnage)

The Frustrations of Playing as Dinosaurs in [Game Name]

As I sat down to play [Game Name], I was excited to experience what it's like to be a dinosaur. I chose to play as a Tyrannosaurus Rex, one of the most iconic and feared dinosaurs of all time. However, from the very start, I knew that playing as a T-Rex would not be as easy as I thought it would be. I took down my first kill with ease, but was shocked when I got taken down by a velociraptor just seconds later. It seemed like the game had other plans for me.

I couldn't understand why the velociraptors were so tough to deal with. They were supposed to be the prey, not the predators. But as I continued to play, I realized that there was something about their pack mentality and ferocity that made them a formidable opponent. I tried to adjust my strategy, but it seemed like no matter what I did, I couldn't catch a break.

As I navigated through the game world, I couldn't help but feel a sense of paranoia. Every little noise, every movement, made me jump with surprise. It was as if the game was trying to trick me into thinking that there were always dangers lurking around every corner. And then, to make matters worse, I saw leaves drop or trees move and thought it was something sinister at work.

I tried to take a moment to catch my breath and assess the situation. But even then, I couldn't seem to shake off the feeling of frustration. Why was it so hard to kill a T-Rex when every other dinosaur seemed to be able to do it with ease? I looked around for some guidance or advice from other players, but all I saw were strangers complaining about their own experiences.

I decided to try out different dinosaurs to see if that would make a difference. But no matter which one I chose, I couldn't seem to get the hang of it. The raptors were too fast, the triceratops were too slow, and the pterodactyls were just plain weird to control. It was as if I was missing some sort of fundamental mechanic that everyone else seemed to understand.

As I continued to play, I started to notice something strange. When I switched teams or died, my character would suddenly gain health points. But when I tried to regain health by eating food, it just seemed to disappear out of thin air. It was as if the game was playing some sort of trick on me, making me feel like I was doing everything wrong.

I decided to take a break from playing and try something different. So I switched back to being human, which I had found to be relatively easy to control. But even that proved to be more challenging than I expected. As I navigated through the game world, I realized that being fast wasn't as important as I thought it would be. In fact, being slow seemed to give me an advantage in certain situations.

I watched as other players effortlessly outran bullets and took down enemies with ease. But no matter how hard I tried, I just couldn't seem to get the hang of it. It was as if my body had become a hindrance to my progress rather than a tool to be utilized.

As I continued to play, I started to notice that some dinosaurs were more powerful than others. The T-Rex, for example, seemed like a formidable opponent when paired with the right strategy and equipment. But even with its strengths, it was still vulnerable to certain attacks and tactics. It was as if the game was trying to teach me something about the importance of adaptability and strategy in survival.

Despite my frustrations, I couldn't help but be impressed by the sheer complexity of the game world. The level design, the enemy AI, the graphics – everything seemed to come together to create an immersive and engaging experience. And yet, no matter how hard I tried, I just couldn't seem to unlock its secrets.

As I looked around at other players, some of whom were having a much easier time than I was, I couldn't help but feel a sense of resentment. Why did it have to be so hard for me? Was I just not cut out for this game? Or was there something more at play – something that I wasn't quite grasping.

I tried to shake off these feelings and focus on the task at hand. But as I continued to play, I realized that playing as a dinosaur was not just about surviving or thriving in the wild – it was also about understanding the game mechanics and adapting to the situation. And for some reason, I just couldn't seem to get it right.

As I looked around at my character's stats, I noticed something strange. The T-Rex, which had been so formidable just moments before, now seemed like a mere mortal. Its health points were dwindling, its speed was slow, and its agility was non-existent. It was as if the game had finally caught up with me, and I was paying the price.

I sighed in frustration, wondering what I could have done differently. Was there some sort of hidden mechanic that I had missed? Or was it just a case of poor player skill? Whatever the reason, I knew that I would be back at it again tomorrow, trying to unlock the secrets of this enigmatic game and emerge victorious.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enhello everyone Chu and I are trying out the Primal Carnage beta got access to it on Steam and I am watching a pterodactyl carry a man around I'm trying oh no h whoa how not entirely sure what to do cuz we're not given any sort of Direction here physics oh click no okay so we're going to be humans what do I want to be we have classes to choose from the Trapper the scientist pyro Pathfinder Commando the scientist appears to be a sniper I'm going to be a Commando want shoot some people okay looks like standard shooter contr oh no cuz right click is not aim down the sights is there any aim down the side of course okay options controls let's see what the controls are can it does not look like there's any aim down sides so we just straightforward you can see your teammates through walls that's pretty cool right there's another oh oh get back here D butt why are they shooting over here oh God I don't even okay this game's kind of Pretty in a cheapish way going oh oh God no oh God no what oh oh God where am I I'm getting I'm getting I'm getting eaten I don't taste very good yeah I'm dead I promise I don't taste good all right let's try I just get raped by a raptor yeah she's a raped her oh rap okay oh God oh God my screen what the you guys snier oh oh oh and there's a T-Rex there is a T-Rex God I don't know what to do here oh goodness okay um um oh God and I'm falling now what is melee melee is f that's good to know now I died oh yeah I died twice I'm going be path fighter spawn me I'm not getting picked up again oh so I just have like little nuts okay how are we supposed to kill a T-Rex when I can't even kill a pterodactyl I'm must shoot it in a butt oh God I feel like the T-Rex is like I don't even it's right yeah yeah I oh what the where did the pterodactyl come from f f f f f f I'm trying every class oh what do what do what does f do it's your melee oh God dang it like the dinosaurs just pop out of nowhere yeah like oh the T-Rexs just kind of you know appeared in front of me whoa pterodactyl No pterodactyl No why pterodactyl how do I how oh screw you how do I get out of the oh God no wow that took fall damage damn it God dinosaurs have too much power what is this all right um what's with the red glowy light yeah I don't oh God is this thing ever going to is there poison on me yeah how do you like how do I actually down the T-Rex maybe we can't oh no it died you killed it you got two kills me yeah well oh what did you do oh God I'm poisoned oh yeah oh God pterodactyl No this sucks I bet it's fun playing with the dinosaurs but are people playing as dinosaurs yeah oh oh hello all right what is this gun oh oh I have a net gun what is this yeah I don't even like how are you supped okay dinosaurs don't use n all right um where ammo now it tells me I have to reload oh hello bird you just got sped on I don't know like oh I trapped it I killed it I killed it oh and someone sped on me oh this like I can't actually I can't manually reload huh uh yeah okay oh now it'll oh you you you you're jerk hope you know that who I hope you know that let me down okay oh I'm screwed yep it's not fun anymore okay oh who keeps spitting on me I don't I don't like how some classes have secondaries and some don't oh terod doctor came out of nowhere we'll be kind of safe in a building you would think but no considering we've like been trying to rush the building the whole time and not had much luck I assume it's pretty dangerous why is this glowing that's not anything okay oh you son of a I got one I know some people liked the idea of a Jurassic Park scenario but I would not I would not appreciate it one bit oh no oh you okay yeah all right I'm going to try out the Pyro see what that's like what are you doing CH getting carried away by a carrot Aerodactyl no Aerodactyl I see what you did there I didn't mean to say that all right let's I have a grenade okay is the scientist a medic at all or just I don't think so oh I like this oh I found an ammo crate finally oh that's the T-Rex where in the spawn area oh God and it it it ate me I just climbed right in its mouth okay well dinosaurs are mean dinosaurs are friends not food yeah where did the T-Rex go oh God did you find it no I found the stupid pterodactyl oh oh there's a TX t-x yeah oh it's dead I killed it and I got sped on again the dinosaurs move so fast like it yeah and I mean hell they have the Skies over us like what right oh I think yeah there's another T-Rex we need some sort of like oh it stepped on me it stepped on you okay I like the Pyro though I'm digging the Pyro I never play as a pyro in any game and I like this one go oh you are you trying to snipe the TCT no I wasn't it just came up from behind me and oh oh God I'm so scared see I was wondering if she was a medic of some sort but no she's just oh God stupid freaking things what are they called I forget what Velociraptors yeah kill double kill double kill triple kill Dino kill buy me a dinosaur oh another TX it's raping me what the hell oh what it was like humping me oh yeah that one I killed it oh no didn't yeah I forgot this dude okay that's not a T-Rex that's scary he doesn't have a secondary weapon that Su yeah not all of them do I don't like it oh we won we won okay wow okay uh I got six kills seven deaths I didn't even read mine that was scary that's interesting dinosaurs I wonder if we can be dinosaurs now that's what I'm hoping for oh that'd be really cool um nope still humans I wonder oh change teams oh really no I Dar it uh I'm I already picked this one okay that sucks change back to humans no just don't Target me uhhuh be a dick about it oh God what are the controls for this that person's username is this bird is like hopping across the ground I don't think it knows how to fly oh that's how you spit okay oh no you you you damn it Ming me to death oh I got netted the oh the lame you deserve it no you know what fine filthy dinosaurs I'll go on and make a T-Rex for you what wow I was pinned before the thing even got on me okay dinosaurs don't have like a melee move that's kind of lame good I'm a T-Rex don't you ever forget you I'm a T-Rex motherucker don't ever forget where did you go I oh it's not even you it's someone else yeah I was going to say I don't think I've seen you yet wow the T-Rex has like little health I don't understand and hell I really don't like like before I even get pinned or picked up or whatever I'm like in the air on the ground it's do not want I don't understand how it was so hard to kill a T-Rex cuz I just get shot like twice and I'm almost dead a maybe playing as a dinosaur isn't as easy as I thought oh but I can jump come back out here I'm coming for you not you don't want you you don't want me who's on me oh where are all the humans at over here where my humans at where my real people at going on here N I keep getting paranoid because I'll see leaves drop or trees move and it's nothing it's just like wind that's not fair oh what is this flare see how do you eat with this dinosaur I don't understand maybe I need to look at controls again control configuration Ro was cute okay I don't oo okay yeah a I killed a T-Rex but I get taken down by a velociraptor like yeah no I know you're up here this is awesome oh I don't think I've gotten a single kill as a dinosaur this is the is there any way to uh fight them off while they're eating you I have no idea I don't think there is somebody take my last five hit points so I can pick a different dinosaur this guy's just sitting here I just shot my camera well oh there we go finally did all right what do I want to be I want to be a raptor Raptor nope okay the the T-Rex got like trapped in the yeah I saw that wall oh no hell no oh I missed how do I like how do I eat you oh I won with my one kill okay this game is weird yeah she is not happy with it I remember change teames all right what do I want to try to be let's try to be this thing I can't okay back to being human I'm not very fast it looks like I'd be fast I'm surprised everyone doesn't try to be the T-Rex right which is a good thing just wave a T-Rex that's God well I mean less of that and more of like you know you don't want 10 snipers right as much as everyone wants to be one I got eaten this is frustrating oh he killed me what am I oh I'm netted well interesting okay now I see how that works down yeah I netted a couple when I was using that it's kind of cool again I don't like this why are people complaining oh hello oh okay thanks guys God bless America I'm so slow I just can't do anything I can outr run a bullet I'm L on health now oh damn it yeah I just got raped did you see that yeah crazy stupid dinos someone please kill me look at out some really yeah that's weird I don't think I Ed that one oh what the really oh the flares all right yeah God damn it shoot it try to be a raptor oh yeah I'm faster can't change teams okay pistols I'm scared I didn't I wasn't a pterodactyl either I didn't play as a pterodactyl yet either MH what did you spam T-Rexes no I kept being one of them like multiple times whatever the spitting one is God he's like launching this bit oh God there's a T-Rex Hardy to control this little thing wow this suck AED me I don't think I've gotten one kill yeah that's that's how I felt when I was playing as a dinosaur all right oh God no fly fly fly how do you fly hey I can play now yeah see that was like the other one that was what am I mentally challenged here like I'm doing it too how did they do it I don't how are you AAL cuz I switch teams cuz the spot open up like you double it and it you gain a little bit I don't I know I feel like I'm the one that just like didn't quite make the cut maybe my egg just like fell on the ground I don't know how to use moves with Dinosaurs like with this how you do anything like that's some I don't understand I can't do anything I'll be this how are they flying with it I don't I died no all right I guess I'll be a T-Rex oh God it's slow why didn't I predict this oh wow he just knocked somebody like way into the sky I don't understand how to play as any of the dinosaurs like what the hell do I do I don't even what's the spinning one I didn't like find any sort of that's the little guy the blue one the little blue oh I got one I'll show you in a second when I die is right here get out of my way Adam oh walking by my side yeah this is my family she's a little broken but Ihello everyone Chu and I are trying out the Primal Carnage beta got access to it on Steam and I am watching a pterodactyl carry a man around I'm trying oh no h whoa how not entirely sure what to do cuz we're not given any sort of Direction here physics oh click no okay so we're going to be humans what do I want to be we have classes to choose from the Trapper the scientist pyro Pathfinder Commando the scientist appears to be a sniper I'm going to be a Commando want shoot some people okay looks like standard shooter contr oh no cuz right click is not aim down the sights is there any aim down the side of course okay options controls let's see what the controls are can it does not look like there's any aim down sides so we just straightforward you can see your teammates through walls that's pretty cool right there's another oh oh get back here D butt why are they shooting over here oh God I don't even okay this game's kind of Pretty in a cheapish way going oh oh God no oh God no what oh oh God where am I I'm getting I'm getting I'm getting eaten I don't taste very good yeah I'm dead I promise I don't taste good all right let's try I just get raped by a raptor yeah she's a raped her oh rap okay oh God oh God my screen what the you guys snier oh oh oh and there's a T-Rex there is a T-Rex God I don't know what to do here oh goodness okay um um oh God and I'm falling now what is melee melee is f that's good to know now I died oh yeah I died twice I'm going be path fighter spawn me I'm not getting picked up again oh so I just have like little nuts okay how are we supposed to kill a T-Rex when I can't even kill a pterodactyl I'm must shoot it in a butt oh God I feel like the T-Rex is like I don't even it's right yeah yeah I oh what the where did the pterodactyl come from f f f f f f I'm trying every class oh what do what do what does f do it's your melee oh God dang it like the dinosaurs just pop out of nowhere yeah like oh the T-Rexs just kind of you know appeared in front of me whoa pterodactyl No pterodactyl No why pterodactyl how do I how oh screw you how do I get out of the oh God no wow that took fall damage damn it God dinosaurs have too much power what is this all right um what's with the red glowy light yeah I don't oh God is this thing ever going to is there poison on me yeah how do you like how do I actually down the T-Rex maybe we can't oh no it died you killed it you got two kills me yeah well oh what did you do oh God I'm poisoned oh yeah oh God pterodactyl No this sucks I bet it's fun playing with the dinosaurs but are people playing as dinosaurs yeah oh oh hello all right what is this gun oh oh I have a net gun what is this yeah I don't even like how are you supped okay dinosaurs don't use n all right um where ammo now it tells me I have to reload oh hello bird you just got sped on I don't know like oh I trapped it I killed it I killed it oh and someone sped on me oh this like I can't actually I can't manually reload huh uh yeah okay oh now it'll oh you you you you're jerk hope you know that who I hope you know that let me down okay oh I'm screwed yep it's not fun anymore okay oh who keeps spitting on me I don't I don't like how some classes have secondaries and some don't oh terod doctor came out of nowhere we'll be kind of safe in a building you would think but no considering we've like been trying to rush the building the whole time and not had much luck I assume it's pretty dangerous why is this glowing that's not anything okay oh you son of a I got one I know some people liked the idea of a Jurassic Park scenario but I would not I would not appreciate it one bit oh no oh you okay yeah all right I'm going to try out the Pyro see what that's like what are you doing CH getting carried away by a carrot Aerodactyl no Aerodactyl I see what you did there I didn't mean to say that all right let's I have a grenade okay is the scientist a medic at all or just I don't think so oh I like this oh I found an ammo crate finally oh that's the T-Rex where in the spawn area oh God and it it it ate me I just climbed right in its mouth okay well dinosaurs are mean dinosaurs are friends not food yeah where did the T-Rex go oh God did you find it no I found the stupid pterodactyl oh oh there's a TX t-x yeah oh it's dead I killed it and I got sped on again the dinosaurs move so fast like it yeah and I mean hell they have the Skies over us like what right oh I think yeah there's another T-Rex we need some sort of like oh it stepped on me it stepped on you okay I like the Pyro though I'm digging the Pyro I never play as a pyro in any game and I like this one go oh you are you trying to snipe the TCT no I wasn't it just came up from behind me and oh oh God I'm so scared see I was wondering if she was a medic of some sort but no she's just oh God stupid freaking things what are they called I forget what Velociraptors yeah kill double kill double kill triple kill Dino kill buy me a dinosaur oh another TX it's raping me what the hell oh what it was like humping me oh yeah that one I killed it oh no didn't yeah I forgot this dude okay that's not a T-Rex that's scary he doesn't have a secondary weapon that Su yeah not all of them do I don't like it oh we won we won okay wow okay uh I got six kills seven deaths I didn't even read mine that was scary that's interesting dinosaurs I wonder if we can be dinosaurs now that's what I'm hoping for oh that'd be really cool um nope still humans I wonder oh change teams oh really no I Dar it uh I'm I already picked this one okay that sucks change back to humans no just don't Target me uhhuh be a dick about it oh God what are the controls for this that person's username is this bird is like hopping across the ground I don't think it knows how to fly oh that's how you spit okay oh no you you you damn it Ming me to death oh I got netted the oh the lame you deserve it no you know what fine filthy dinosaurs I'll go on and make a T-Rex for you what wow I was pinned before the thing even got on me okay dinosaurs don't have like a melee move that's kind of lame good I'm a T-Rex don't you ever forget you I'm a T-Rex motherucker don't ever forget where did you go I oh it's not even you it's someone else yeah I was going to say I don't think I've seen you yet wow the T-Rex has like little health I don't understand and hell I really don't like like before I even get pinned or picked up or whatever I'm like in the air on the ground it's do not want I don't understand how it was so hard to kill a T-Rex cuz I just get shot like twice and I'm almost dead a maybe playing as a dinosaur isn't as easy as I thought oh but I can jump come back out here I'm coming for you not you don't want you you don't want me who's on me oh where are all the humans at over here where my humans at where my real people at going on here N I keep getting paranoid because I'll see leaves drop or trees move and it's nothing it's just like wind that's not fair oh what is this flare see how do you eat with this dinosaur I don't understand maybe I need to look at controls again control configuration Ro was cute okay I don't oo okay yeah a I killed a T-Rex but I get taken down by a velociraptor like yeah no I know you're up here this is awesome oh I don't think I've gotten a single kill as a dinosaur this is the is there any way to uh fight them off while they're eating you I have no idea I don't think there is somebody take my last five hit points so I can pick a different dinosaur this guy's just sitting here I just shot my camera well oh there we go finally did all right what do I want to be I want to be a raptor Raptor nope okay the the T-Rex got like trapped in the yeah I saw that wall oh no hell no oh I missed how do I like how do I eat you oh I won with my one kill okay this game is weird yeah she is not happy with it I remember change teames all right what do I want to try to be let's try to be this thing I can't okay back to being human I'm not very fast it looks like I'd be fast I'm surprised everyone doesn't try to be the T-Rex right which is a good thing just wave a T-Rex that's God well I mean less of that and more of like you know you don't want 10 snipers right as much as everyone wants to be one I got eaten this is frustrating oh he killed me what am I oh I'm netted well interesting okay now I see how that works down yeah I netted a couple when I was using that it's kind of cool again I don't like this why are people complaining oh hello oh okay thanks guys God bless America I'm so slow I just can't do anything I can outr run a bullet I'm L on health now oh damn it yeah I just got raped did you see that yeah crazy stupid dinos someone please kill me look at out some really yeah that's weird I don't think I Ed that one oh what the really oh the flares all right yeah God damn it shoot it try to be a raptor oh yeah I'm faster can't change teams okay pistols I'm scared I didn't I wasn't a pterodactyl either I didn't play as a pterodactyl yet either MH what did you spam T-Rexes no I kept being one of them like multiple times whatever the spitting one is God he's like launching this bit oh God there's a T-Rex Hardy to control this little thing wow this suck AED me I don't think I've gotten one kill yeah that's that's how I felt when I was playing as a dinosaur all right oh God no fly fly fly how do you fly hey I can play now yeah see that was like the other one that was what am I mentally challenged here like I'm doing it too how did they do it I don't how are you AAL cuz I switch teams cuz the spot open up like you double it and it you gain a little bit I don't I know I feel like I'm the one that just like didn't quite make the cut maybe my egg just like fell on the ground I don't know how to use moves with Dinosaurs like with this how you do anything like that's some I don't understand I can't do anything I'll be this how are they flying with it I don't I died no all right I guess I'll be a T-Rex oh God it's slow why didn't I predict this oh wow he just knocked somebody like way into the sky I don't understand how to play as any of the dinosaurs like what the hell do I do I don't even what's the spinning one I didn't like find any sort of that's the little guy the blue one the little blue oh I got one I'll show you in a second when I die is right here get out of my way Adam oh walking by my side yeah this is my family she's a little broken but I\n"