**The Choppa and the Island of Doom**
Get on The Choppa all right what the hell are we gonna do now Laura no put on the silencer to be a bit more stealthy like for a minute foreign good to me yep lots of traffic I've ever seen one oh and that's my death if I've ever seen it wow laughs okay explain explain to me what what's happening here oh that's pretty crappy I'm going don't get on the chopper don't tell me I broke something now he doesn't care oh damn um um um no you don't know you don't goodbye I can just magically put my ax back on my little belts Buckle thing foreign wait damn it they never listen I don't even have my bow my bow is gone oh I can't I just can't equip anything okay doesn't want me screwing around that's for shirting oh hello come on so many explosions Michael Bay up in here foreign oh God into the top of the tower isn't gonna help me much oh snap that's not what I expected that's not what's gonna happen yeah you can't physically jump from that point go go yeah don't get hit by the okay okay I was gonna say don't get hit by the helicopter blade things or is everybody else oh save them leaving behind we have another we're not getting out of here in this weather yep yep yep so much for my happy ending oh them poor Pilots they're just so disposable here Lara we go to the chopper oh his damn leg okay oh come on come on there we go come on thank you no no no no damn it why that poor guy that poor girl the Dual pistols you can do this oh well that was a shitty no thing no are you okay Laura no I'm not okay is she okay okay because it's all about Lara isn't it you I forgotten that she's the reason we're here you I saved your asses you're right I shouldn't have said that it's just wrong I don't know what we're gonna do without him no one does let's just find someplace safe and make preparations he died his Warrior we'll send him on his one I love that guy I'm gonna be really sad if he dies not that I'm not sad that Roth died that's still really really sad did he have an Escape key on his shirt that's cute there he is and her daughter I should be able to fix it up it's worth a shot it doesn't matter we're not getting off this island come on Laura don't talk like that we just gotta regroup come up with a plan you know you just don't get it any of you something what let us leave something flour you need Unique Look I'll be the first to admit that I usually go in for the weird stuff but this place is off the charts I'm not dying here I'm fixing that boat and we're leaving no one's asking you to die here woman you know this I guess I'm Jonah I know you do you do all I know is that we can't use logic to understand this place I know you think your instincts are a weakness but they're a strength trust them the big man's right I can't leave him yet I need time oh yep you know where we'll be come down when you're ready we won't go anywhere without you thank you Sam Keep Us close the funeral of a hero what am I gonna do you've got great instincts girl you've just got to trust them no one leaves that's what's stopping us leaving we already knew that the monastery has a ritual chamber what if that's the storm guard are protecting the answer to stopping the storms must be in there I guess whatever happened to those big Oni badass dudes that was weird I'm going to use it to go Inland to the to them they're not gonna be okay with that all right guys perfect ah I should have gone with them that would have worked Tactical Pistol not two that's what we were doing I'm sorry I got you into this mess I made a promise to your father the last time I saw him I swore I would look after you keep you out of trouble and what did I do I'll put you right in the thick of it now you're the one looking after me you know you're just like your father he was smarter wiser stronger than anyone I knew and he never gave up no matter how tough things got I worry about you but I know if there's anyone who can survive this place it's Lara Croft whatever happened I want you to know that I loved you like the daughter I never had I'm proud of you well that's even more sad hope you enjoyed this very depressing video guys as always thank you very much for watching and for your support on the videos and I will see y'all next time bye-bye dun dun dun\\n
"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enladies and gentlemen my name that didn't work is equals Fox and I'm here there we go I'm here to play some Tomb Raider for you guys I hope you don't mind I think it will in fact be awesome and we're killing some people we're actually running into the most intense combat we've seen all game we've kind of been building to this point in the game and I've done some pretty cool stuff fire arrow to the Head like a boss really thought I would have had a grabbing point teases me I'm sorry yeah last episode was combo episode from two different sessions of gameplay as everything's running together which means the gameplay is getting a lot more exciting nope nope turn off the fire arrow here all right goodbye girls want some problem didn't think so give me some ammunition oh ow I forgot about these guys goodbye all right can't keep getting cut in the Looting process because that's we got me killed last time yep damn that was oddly accurate you didn't get me you didn't get nothing wow that wasn't that shouldn't have hit me I think that was a hit throwing molotovs you damn Russian what what there we go you're way too good at throwing adult beverages filled with fire there we go oh nope grenade oh I will not unless Dynamite not fire you fool no so I don't think we have any main objective at this point other than to rescue Sam and actually try to escape with their lives which is becoming difficult enough as is I'm gonna loot all the bodies here all right that's a place essentially being eternally on fire it's not helping me to leave here anytime soon yay more light nope oh shh all right I can't get a shut off on the light wow that's what I need it's not gonna happen foreign 11 dodging skills go up problem nope unlocks grounder what was that supposed to break I guess just there we go goodbye nope not at all oh that was close that was about to go the wrong way I'll follow and Sam don't get on the helicopter just trust me please trust me good don't get on the chopper get to the chopper but don't get on The Choppa all right what the hell are we gonna do now Laura no put on the silencer to be a bit more stealthy like for a minute foreign good to me yep lots of traffic I've ever seen one oh and that's my death if I've ever seen it wow laughs okay explain explain to me what what's happening here oh that's pretty crappy I'm going don't get on the chopper don't tell me I broke something now he doesn't care oh damn um um um no you don't know you don't goodbye I can just magically put my ax back on my little belts Buckle thing foreign wait damn it they never listen I don't even have my bow my bow is gone oh I can't I just can't equip anything okay doesn't want me screwing around that's for shirting oh hello come on so many explosions Michael Bay up in here foreign oh God into the top of the tower isn't gonna help me much oh snap that's not what I expected that's not what's gonna happen yeah you can't physically jump from that point go go yeah don't get hit by the okay okay I was gonna say don't get hit by the helicopter blade things or is everybody else oh save them leaving behind we have another we're not getting out of here in this weather yep yep yep so much for my happy ending oh them poor Pilots they're just so disposable here Lara we go to the chopper oh his damn leg okay oh come on come on there we go come on thank you no no no no damn it why that poor guy that poor girl the Dual pistols you can do this oh well that was a shitty no thing no are you okay Laura no I'm not okay is she okay okay because it's all about Lara isn't it you I forgotten that she's the reason we're here you I saved your asses you're right I shouldn't have said that it's just wrong I don't know what we're gonna do without him no one does let's just find someplace safe and make preparations he died his Warrior we'll send him on his one I love that guy I'm gonna be really sad if he dies not that I'm not sad that Roth died that's still really really sad did he have an Escape key on his shirt that's cute there he is and her daughter I should be able to fix it up it's worth a shot it doesn't matter we're not getting off this island come on Laura don't talk like that we just gotta regroup come up with a plan you know you just don't get it any of you something what let us leave something flour you need Unique Look I'll be the first to admit that I usually go in for the weird stuff but this place is off the charts I'm not dying here I'm fixing that boat and we're leaving no one's asking you to die here woman you know this I guess I'm Jonah I know you do you do all I know is that we can't use logic to understand this place I know you think your instincts are a weakness but they're a strength trust them the big man's right I can't leave him yet I need time oh yep you know where we'll be come down when you're ready we won't go anywhere without you thank you Sam Keep Us close the funeral of a hero what am I gonna do you've got great instincts girl you've just got to trust them no one leaves that's what's stopping us leaving we already knew that the monastery has a ritual chamber what if that's the storm guard are protecting the answer to stopping the storms must be in there I guess whatever happened to those big Oni badass dudes that was weird I'm going to use it to go Inland to the to them they're not gonna be okay with that all right guys perfect ah I should have gone with them that would have worked Tactical Pistol not two that's what we were doing I'm sorry I got you into this mess I made a promise to your father the last time I saw him I swore I would look after you keep you out of trouble and what did I do I'll put you right in the thick of it now you're the one looking after me you know you're just like your father he was smarter wiser stronger than anyone I knew and he never gave up no matter how tough things got I worry about you but I know if there's anyone who can survive this place it's Lara Croft whatever happened I want you to know that I loved you like the daughter I never had I'm proud of you well that's even more sad hope you enjoyed this very depressing video guys as always thank you very much for watching and for your support on the videos and I will see y'all next time bye-bye dun dun dunladies and gentlemen my name that didn't work is equals Fox and I'm here there we go I'm here to play some Tomb Raider for you guys I hope you don't mind I think it will in fact be awesome and we're killing some people we're actually running into the most intense combat we've seen all game we've kind of been building to this point in the game and I've done some pretty cool stuff fire arrow to the Head like a boss really thought I would have had a grabbing point teases me I'm sorry yeah last episode was combo episode from two different sessions of gameplay as everything's running together which means the gameplay is getting a lot more exciting nope nope turn off the fire arrow here all right goodbye girls want some problem didn't think so give me some ammunition oh ow I forgot about these guys goodbye all right can't keep getting cut in the Looting process because that's we got me killed last time yep damn that was oddly accurate you didn't get me you didn't get nothing wow that wasn't that shouldn't have hit me I think that was a hit throwing molotovs you damn Russian what what there we go you're way too good at throwing adult beverages filled with fire there we go oh nope grenade oh I will not unless Dynamite not fire you fool no so I don't think we have any main objective at this point other than to rescue Sam and actually try to escape with their lives which is becoming difficult enough as is I'm gonna loot all the bodies here all right that's a place essentially being eternally on fire it's not helping me to leave here anytime soon yay more light nope oh shh all right I can't get a shut off on the light wow that's what I need it's not gonna happen foreign 11 dodging skills go up problem nope unlocks grounder what was that supposed to break I guess just there we go goodbye nope not at all oh that was close that was about to go the wrong way I'll follow and Sam don't get on the helicopter just trust me please trust me good don't get on the chopper get to the chopper but don't get on The Choppa all right what the hell are we gonna do now Laura no put on the silencer to be a bit more stealthy like for a minute foreign good to me yep lots of traffic I've ever seen one oh and that's my death if I've ever seen it wow laughs okay explain explain to me what what's happening here oh that's pretty crappy I'm going don't get on the chopper don't tell me I broke something now he doesn't care oh damn um um um no you don't know you don't goodbye I can just magically put my ax back on my little belts Buckle thing foreign wait damn it they never listen I don't even have my bow my bow is gone oh I can't I just can't equip anything okay doesn't want me screwing around that's for shirting oh hello come on so many explosions Michael Bay up in here foreign oh God into the top of the tower isn't gonna help me much oh snap that's not what I expected that's not what's gonna happen yeah you can't physically jump from that point go go yeah don't get hit by the okay okay I was gonna say don't get hit by the helicopter blade things or is everybody else oh save them leaving behind we have another we're not getting out of here in this weather yep yep yep so much for my happy ending oh them poor Pilots they're just so disposable here Lara we go to the chopper oh his damn leg okay oh come on come on there we go come on thank you no no no no damn it why that poor guy that poor girl the Dual pistols you can do this oh well that was a shitty no thing no are you okay Laura no I'm not okay is she okay okay because it's all about Lara isn't it you I forgotten that she's the reason we're here you I saved your asses you're right I shouldn't have said that it's just wrong I don't know what we're gonna do without him no one does let's just find someplace safe and make preparations he died his Warrior we'll send him on his one I love that guy I'm gonna be really sad if he dies not that I'm not sad that Roth died that's still really really sad did he have an Escape key on his shirt that's cute there he is and her daughter I should be able to fix it up it's worth a shot it doesn't matter we're not getting off this island come on Laura don't talk like that we just gotta regroup come up with a plan you know you just don't get it any of you something what let us leave something flour you need Unique Look I'll be the first to admit that I usually go in for the weird stuff but this place is off the charts I'm not dying here I'm fixing that boat and we're leaving no one's asking you to die here woman you know this I guess I'm Jonah I know you do you do all I know is that we can't use logic to understand this place I know you think your instincts are a weakness but they're a strength trust them the big man's right I can't leave him yet I need time oh yep you know where we'll be come down when you're ready we won't go anywhere without you thank you Sam Keep Us close the funeral of a hero what am I gonna do you've got great instincts girl you've just got to trust them no one leaves that's what's stopping us leaving we already knew that the monastery has a ritual chamber what if that's the storm guard are protecting the answer to stopping the storms must be in there I guess whatever happened to those big Oni badass dudes that was weird I'm going to use it to go Inland to the to them they're not gonna be okay with that all right guys perfect ah I should have gone with them that would have worked Tactical Pistol not two that's what we were doing I'm sorry I got you into this mess I made a promise to your father the last time I saw him I swore I would look after you keep you out of trouble and what did I do I'll put you right in the thick of it now you're the one looking after me you know you're just like your father he was smarter wiser stronger than anyone I knew and he never gave up no matter how tough things got I worry about you but I know if there's anyone who can survive this place it's Lara Croft whatever happened I want you to know that I loved you like the daughter I never had I'm proud of you well that's even more sad hope you enjoyed this very depressing video guys as always thank you very much for watching and for your support on the videos and I will see y'all next time bye-bye dun dun dun\n"
