**A Geocache Adventure Gone Awry**

We set out on a mission to find a geocache, excited by the prospect of adventure and discovery. Our guide, who wished to remain anonymous, took us to what he believed was the location of the geocache, but unfortunately, it turned out to be a mistake. "I kind of took us to the wrong place," he admitted, as we stood in front of a wide open field with no sign of the cache in sight.

Undeterred, our guide used his iPhone 3GS's built-in compass to navigate us through the woods. "We're officially in the woods," he declared, as if proudly showing off their progress. The darkness of the forest was already starting to unsettle him, and I couldn't help but feel a sense of unease myself. "I will not lie, the dark does freak me out," he confessed.

As we made our way through the underbrush, our guide pointed out various landmarks and features of the forest floor. We walked for what felt like an eternity, until we finally stumbled upon a familiar sight - a playground from his childhood. "This is actually the playground I used to play on when I was a kid," he said with a mixture of nostalgia and frustration.

But our progress was short-lived, as we soon found ourselves lost in a different sporting complex altogether. "We're like five again, aren't we?" my guide asked, chuckling nervously. The playground equipment loomed above us like giants, casting long shadows in the fading light.

As night began to fall, the atmosphere grew increasingly eerie. My guide joked about being scared of spiders and Windows computers, but I could tell he was genuinely spooked. We trudged through the darkness, our flashlights casting weak beams into the darkness.

Despite our best efforts, we were unable to find the geocache. "I screwed up big time," my guide admitted, his frustration evident in every word. We had walked for miles, and still, there was no sign of the cache. As we stood in a new sporting complex, staring at Google Maps on our phones, he joked that whoever hid the cache was too good at it.

But as we examined the area more closely, we realized that the geocache had been cleverly hidden behind brown tape, making it invisible to our naked eye. It was a classic case of hindsight being 20/20 - if only we had taken a closer look in the first place!

In the end, my guide decided not to upload the failed adventure to YouTube, partly because he didn't want to embarrass himself, but also because he wasn't sure if it would be entertaining enough for his audience. "I think it's pretty entertaining, though," he said with a laugh, as we signed off and bid each other goodnight.

**The Aftermath**

As I reflect on our failed geocache adventure, I'm reminded of the importance of preparation and attention to detail. My guide may have been enthusiastic and optimistic at first, but his mistakes soon became apparent. Despite this, he took it in stride, laughing and joking about his errors throughout the ordeal.

For my part, I was a bit more somber, feeling a sense of disappointment and frustration at not being able to find the geocache. But as we walked back through the forest, the darkness seemed less oppressive, and I couldn't help but feel a sense of awe for the natural world around us.

As for the geocache itself? Well, it may have eluded us this time, but I'm confident that we'll get another chance soon. After all, there are plenty more caches to find in our area, just waiting for us to come along and claim them.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enJuly 18th 2009 and we are going geocaching have fun join us kitties you just heard Jesse the demented one the devil anyway we are going geocaching guys um for those of you not familiar with geocaching go to geocaching.com that's g e o c a c h i n g not sh as in money David I'm your biggest fan I can't spell well no it's a very common mistake I think between cashing and cash I know anyway um basically it's a global scavenger hunt where people hide things within containers around the world and people go and find those items and write it and you write your name on a piece of paper yeah the date and leave gifts or take gifts and well that's a horrible explanation just go to the website to see what it is the point of this video is what Jesse we are going to the Logan Woods to find Jesse's first have a good time Jesse's first jash yeah now we're going to go geocaching and find some out in the woods so let's do this kids we're not literally going to find well I hope not well maybe no there will be yeah horses go back there no dogs and cats Billy's mom Billy's going to see Billy he's he's kidding can you get the light yeah sorry thank you so yeah uh this intro is way too long sorry guys uh this is my second Joc cach but my first time doing a video on it so without further Ado enjoy Billy we love you kids just come home and eat pudd and all goddamn damn Mama what are you doing like camera do my camera got me some munchos yeah I need my munch show my adventure this whole time yeah and here is our geocaching application that I purchased from the App Store great application definitely check it out this is the official app anyway I chose view caches while find nearby caches and it found all these around us give it a second to load I'm on to Edge that it's not fast and there you go we have all these near us here's one Logan lost the woods there are the coordinates of the GPS the um terrain difficulty size Now navigate the cash this is what we need I believe the blue pulsing is that the word pulsing thing is US meanwhile Jess's over here chomping away on his food and of course with any kind of Adventure we need W coffee coffee isn't that right Jesse that's right and what do you have a cappuccino cappuccino what kind of cappuccino um the caramel cappuccino yeah you say caramel caramel I say caramel uh-oh it's another Bagel thing uh anyway we are at Logan Elementary School my school that I went to years ago can't really see anything and disclaimer guys this is going to be a dark video Dark isn't that right Jesse oh I don't like this video so we're going to do our best to use the flashlight to our advantage and the path is over there you probably can't even say it we're back in the car already how's that possible I don't know no seriously guys um I kind of took us to the wrong place oh let's just let's just park right here yeah um it turns out I forgot that I read online on the hint part of the page that the Geocache is behind the football fields which is right in front of us right now so we'll see how it goes let's do it we're in Logan New Jersey we really cannot see anything out here without these lights exactly anyway guys I wanted to show you something exclusive to the iPhone 3GS it has a compass built in so as I turn my phone you can see the phone turns as well on Google Maps so the red oops hold on the red is the Geocache blue is us so we just got to keep going this way we have a little ways to go but we'll do it right Jesse we'll do it we'll do it good we are officially in the woods check it out this is creepy I will not let lie the dark does freak me out but not Jesse I'm so scared right now oh my God all right let's go luckily there are no bears in South Jersey as far as we know all right so apparently I screwed up big time right um we had to walk maybe like probably like a mile more just to get to our location and we found a wide open field basically we're really lost we're not really lost cuz I happen to find someone's house that my mom used to work with um so we're a little away from the path but we'll find it okay my main goal is to find one geocache tonight all right that's all we need is one geocash let's go there is a spider that just attacked Jesse anyway we are on a playground there's wood there's wood there's metal there's everything everything you can imagine everything that Billy's mom likes this is actually the playground I used to play on when I was a kid and I still do every weekend just kidding that's whole thing shakes it's like a freaking earthquake yeah Jesse slide down woo a hold on I got to come down with you oh God holy we're like five again isn't it great it is we are now at a different sporting complex this is what our third one yep cuz me I screwed up again U now got me lost through the woods help me Lord help me no guys we were far back weren't we yeah we got pretty lost to the point where I was a little scared I don't know if you were scared were you no I don't know it's kind of creepy at at night time never be scared oh I'm definitely not Fearless I'm I'm scared of Windows computers I'm scared I'm just kidding that's a joke anyway guys we are at the other sporting complex and we are going to attempt to find according to Google Maps we're like right on top of it practically we're on top of bil's Mom let's do this let's do it hey guys um Dave you suck no we both suck I know we got owned yeah Mother Nature kicked our freaking asses and that's the truth yeah um whoever hid the uh geocache uh items uh you guys suck really bad uh No actually they're really good at hiding and that's the thing they're too good well that's the thing we looked at nighttime yeah which makes it really hard it was too hard there's spiders Dave got bit on the face yeah I did which I'll show you guys in a second and we went to W again they got two packs of mon this is mine this is Jesse's his is already open exactly da only invites me over when there's machos true that and I got even more coffee now we're just chilling on our notebooks May neor no I love man here is that Linux oh no it's Windows now right mhm and now I'm here over here in my trusty power book still working fine years later there you have it epic geocache fail guys we seriously suck at this no no no we don't suck at it that's the thing it was night time apparently the geocaches was the Geocache was wrapped in brown tape which makes it difficult doesn't it I mean it's night time you you can't see that stuff we had two flashlights going we just couldn't do it and we had the GPS on my 3GS which worked perfectly fine we just couldn't find the actual geocache um I'm not even sure if I'm gonna upload this video because well didn't turn out the way I wanted it to but maybe I will because I think it's pretty entertaining isn't it it was it was fun yeah just we will find one eventually not that one a different one cuz apparently we have like eight or so within this area anyway we're signing off Jesse say goodbye good night everybody yes thanks for watching and I'll see you in my next videoJuly 18th 2009 and we are going geocaching have fun join us kitties you just heard Jesse the demented one the devil anyway we are going geocaching guys um for those of you not familiar with geocaching go to geocaching.com that's g e o c a c h i n g not sh as in money David I'm your biggest fan I can't spell well no it's a very common mistake I think between cashing and cash I know anyway um basically it's a global scavenger hunt where people hide things within containers around the world and people go and find those items and write it and you write your name on a piece of paper yeah the date and leave gifts or take gifts and well that's a horrible explanation just go to the website to see what it is the point of this video is what Jesse we are going to the Logan Woods to find Jesse's first have a good time Jesse's first jash yeah now we're going to go geocaching and find some out in the woods so let's do this kids we're not literally going to find well I hope not well maybe no there will be yeah horses go back there no dogs and cats Billy's mom Billy's going to see Billy he's he's kidding can you get the light yeah sorry thank you so yeah uh this intro is way too long sorry guys uh this is my second Joc cach but my first time doing a video on it so without further Ado enjoy Billy we love you kids just come home and eat pudd and all goddamn damn Mama what are you doing like camera do my camera got me some munchos yeah I need my munch show my adventure this whole time yeah and here is our geocaching application that I purchased from the App Store great application definitely check it out this is the official app anyway I chose view caches while find nearby caches and it found all these around us give it a second to load I'm on to Edge that it's not fast and there you go we have all these near us here's one Logan lost the woods there are the coordinates of the GPS the um terrain difficulty size Now navigate the cash this is what we need I believe the blue pulsing is that the word pulsing thing is US meanwhile Jess's over here chomping away on his food and of course with any kind of Adventure we need W coffee coffee isn't that right Jesse that's right and what do you have a cappuccino cappuccino what kind of cappuccino um the caramel cappuccino yeah you say caramel caramel I say caramel uh-oh it's another Bagel thing uh anyway we are at Logan Elementary School my school that I went to years ago can't really see anything and disclaimer guys this is going to be a dark video Dark isn't that right Jesse oh I don't like this video so we're going to do our best to use the flashlight to our advantage and the path is over there you probably can't even say it we're back in the car already how's that possible I don't know no seriously guys um I kind of took us to the wrong place oh let's just let's just park right here yeah um it turns out I forgot that I read online on the hint part of the page that the Geocache is behind the football fields which is right in front of us right now so we'll see how it goes let's do it we're in Logan New Jersey we really cannot see anything out here without these lights exactly anyway guys I wanted to show you something exclusive to the iPhone 3GS it has a compass built in so as I turn my phone you can see the phone turns as well on Google Maps so the red oops hold on the red is the Geocache blue is us so we just got to keep going this way we have a little ways to go but we'll do it right Jesse we'll do it we'll do it good we are officially in the woods check it out this is creepy I will not let lie the dark does freak me out but not Jesse I'm so scared right now oh my God all right let's go luckily there are no bears in South Jersey as far as we know all right so apparently I screwed up big time right um we had to walk maybe like probably like a mile more just to get to our location and we found a wide open field basically we're really lost we're not really lost cuz I happen to find someone's house that my mom used to work with um so we're a little away from the path but we'll find it okay my main goal is to find one geocache tonight all right that's all we need is one geocash let's go there is a spider that just attacked Jesse anyway we are on a playground there's wood there's wood there's metal there's everything everything you can imagine everything that Billy's mom likes this is actually the playground I used to play on when I was a kid and I still do every weekend just kidding that's whole thing shakes it's like a freaking earthquake yeah Jesse slide down woo a hold on I got to come down with you oh God holy we're like five again isn't it great it is we are now at a different sporting complex this is what our third one yep cuz me I screwed up again U now got me lost through the woods help me Lord help me no guys we were far back weren't we yeah we got pretty lost to the point where I was a little scared I don't know if you were scared were you no I don't know it's kind of creepy at at night time never be scared oh I'm definitely not Fearless I'm I'm scared of Windows computers I'm scared I'm just kidding that's a joke anyway guys we are at the other sporting complex and we are going to attempt to find according to Google Maps we're like right on top of it practically we're on top of bil's Mom let's do this let's do it hey guys um Dave you suck no we both suck I know we got owned yeah Mother Nature kicked our freaking asses and that's the truth yeah um whoever hid the uh geocache uh items uh you guys suck really bad uh No actually they're really good at hiding and that's the thing they're too good well that's the thing we looked at nighttime yeah which makes it really hard it was too hard there's spiders Dave got bit on the face yeah I did which I'll show you guys in a second and we went to W again they got two packs of mon this is mine this is Jesse's his is already open exactly da only invites me over when there's machos true that and I got even more coffee now we're just chilling on our notebooks May neor no I love man here is that Linux oh no it's Windows now right mhm and now I'm here over here in my trusty power book still working fine years later there you have it epic geocache fail guys we seriously suck at this no no no we don't suck at it that's the thing it was night time apparently the geocaches was the Geocache was wrapped in brown tape which makes it difficult doesn't it I mean it's night time you you can't see that stuff we had two flashlights going we just couldn't do it and we had the GPS on my 3GS which worked perfectly fine we just couldn't find the actual geocache um I'm not even sure if I'm gonna upload this video because well didn't turn out the way I wanted it to but maybe I will because I think it's pretty entertaining isn't it it was it was fun yeah just we will find one eventually not that one a different one cuz apparently we have like eight or so within this area anyway we're signing off Jesse say goodbye good night everybody yes thanks for watching and I'll see you in my next video\n"