The Agony of PUBG: Five Things that Drive Me Up the Wall

I must confess, I have always been fascinated by the game of PUBG, despite its numerous flaws and frustrations. The game's chaotic nature, where anything can happen at any moment, is what draws me in. However, there are five things about PUBG that drive me to the brink of insanity, and I'm not talking about the standard cheating, bad organization, or terrible graphics. While the graphics may be lacking, it's the other aspects of the game that really get under my skin.

One of these things is the airplane mechanic. How difficult could it possibly have been to design a system that runs smoothly? It seems like a simple concept, but somehow PUBG has managed to botch it. The feeling of anxiety and uncertainty as you wait for your parachute to deploy, hoping that you're not going to crash-land into a bush or get swooped up by another player's plane, is exhilarating, yet terrifying at the same time. It's like being stuck in a never-ending nightmare where every decision feels like a gamble.

And then there's the motorbike. Oh, the motorbike. It's like a Satan's playground on wheels. The moment you get on it, you're guaranteed to die at least twice. And don't even get me started on trying to dismount it without ending up as a crispy critter. The sound effects are particularly egregious - it's like they took every terrible sound effect from the game and mashed them all together into one glorious mess. I've had what can only be described as PTSD after seeing that thing for the first time.

Now, you might be thinking, "Why is this so infuriating?" Well, my friends, it's not just about the gameplay itself; it's also about the little things that seem insignificant at first but end up driving me utterly bonkers. Take, for example, the sound effects used to indicate movement on different surfaces. The sound effect for walking on carpets inside houses is identical to the sound effect for walking on grass outside. I mean, what kind of sadistic genius thought this was a good idea? It's like they took every annoyance and mashed them all together into one big ball of frustration.

But, as frustrating as these little things are, it's not just about individual annoyances; it's also about the larger issues that plague the game. Like when you finally find the perfect spot to gear up, only to see another player swoop in and steal your loot. Or, like, when you've waited for 25 minutes to get onto a server because everyone else is playing, and then suddenly, out of nowhere, someone else shows up in the same village as you. It's like they're speaking an alien language or something.

Now, I know some people might say, "But it's just a game; lighten up." And, in theory, that's true. But for me, PUBG is more than just a game - it's an experience. And when the little things get under my skin, like they do, it affects my entire mindset towards the game. I love the AK-47, I really do. It's like a comforting presence in my life, but at the same time, it's also a reminder of all the frustrations and annoyances that come with playing the game.

In fact, I think what drives me so crazy is because it makes me feel like a communist - long for the cold dead Soviet evenings where I had nothing to eat but delicious turnips. There's just something about the AK-47 that evokes this sense of nostalgia, a longing for a simpler time when life was less complicated and less stressful.

And finally, there's my irrational anger towards certain motorbike models. I mean, what is it with those things? They're like death traps on wheels, guaranteed to get you killed every time. And don't even get me started on trying to dismount them without ending up as a crispy critter. It's like they took all the worst elements of the game and mashed them together into one glorious mess.

In conclusion, while PUBG may be a game that drives me crazy in many ways, it's also a game that I love deeply. And if you're reading this, do like and subscribe to my channel for more videos about my gaming experiences - including those that drive me utterly bonkers!

WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enPub G is the kind of game that's popular despite of the fact that it runs like a donkey being tased and the testicles and looks like said donkeys the pain infused vomit now I love pub G but there are five things about it that drive me up the wall and I'm not talking about the standard cheating bad organisation and terrible graphics although the graphics genuinely are very bad I mean look at that water tower just look at it okay now I get it the airplane is a fairly good way of spreading players across the map and it builds tension really well parachuting down looking around you seeing other people parachuting down and wondering which one's going to be the one that ends up tea bagging your corpse but how difficult could it possibly have been to get something that runs on a predetermined track to run smoothly I mean is that really too much to ask I think that's why it drives me so crazy you really could have gotten rid of those airplane jitters the hog the motorbike is a Satan death trap machine and using it can never end well yes it might be fast but every time you get on it you're guaranteed to die at least twice and for some reason the only way to dismount it is to kind of do this front tire gymnastic thing which also almost always results in your death and then added to this is the fact that every time that you touch any object while driving it it's almost definitely going to explode now all of these factors combined have meant that every time that I see a motorbike I get what I can only describe as PTSD in my eyes the only good motorbike now rationalizing why this makes me really angry is a bit more difficult to do than the others and I guess the reason probably lies somewhere deep within my childhood but the sound effect that they use for walking on carpets inside the houses is exactly the same as the sound effect for walking on grass now let me show you let's have a listen wait I think I just thought of a normal person reason why this could be really infuriating this is more than just lazy sound engineering but if you're for example walking around on a carpet in a house looking for something it's very difficult to distinguish your footsteps from somebody else who's sneaking around outside on the grass who wants to come shove their thumb up your bum now let me paint you a picture with my words and I'm a hundred percent sure this has happened to you before because it happens to me all the time now you've waited about twenty five minutes to get onto a server because the entire planet wants to play pub G and while you're parachuting down you see somebody else also coming down in this same village but it's okay because you found the biggest heart and hopefully there's gonna be a gun inside there doesn't seem to be anything at the moment except what is that a quick-draw extended magazine yeah that's really gonna help me Oh backpack and some ammunition for some reason oh wait maybe I can throw a frag grenade at him but if he's got a gun that's not gonna go well for me at all I should probably go and look somewhere else I really really hope that he doesn't see me and he's still looking around for whatever it is that he's looking for and oh okay no nevermind he spotted me but I've got a crossbow really that's all you have for me is a crossbow okay I've never used one before so maybe it's actually very powerful I think I've missed you've died unfortunately this is how pretty much the majority of my matches go but who knows maybe it's just because I suck I love the ak-47 in this game like I really loved the ak-47 I love it so much that I actually hate how much I love it because it makes me feel like a communist it makes me long for the cold dead Soviet evenings where I had nothing to eat but delicious turnips now maybe the reason that I feel so communist every time I interact with the ak-47 is because this is pretty much how it goes dr. Schnurr TARDIS commander and just like that we finished looking at the five things that I hate about pop G and apparently these five things are enough to drive me into the arms of my Soviet brethren anyway if you like this video do like and subscribe to this channel for more videos like this one and until the next one dosvedanyaPub G is the kind of game that's popular despite of the fact that it runs like a donkey being tased and the testicles and looks like said donkeys the pain infused vomit now I love pub G but there are five things about it that drive me up the wall and I'm not talking about the standard cheating bad organisation and terrible graphics although the graphics genuinely are very bad I mean look at that water tower just look at it okay now I get it the airplane is a fairly good way of spreading players across the map and it builds tension really well parachuting down looking around you seeing other people parachuting down and wondering which one's going to be the one that ends up tea bagging your corpse but how difficult could it possibly have been to get something that runs on a predetermined track to run smoothly I mean is that really too much to ask I think that's why it drives me so crazy you really could have gotten rid of those airplane jitters the hog the motorbike is a Satan death trap machine and using it can never end well yes it might be fast but every time you get on it you're guaranteed to die at least twice and for some reason the only way to dismount it is to kind of do this front tire gymnastic thing which also almost always results in your death and then added to this is the fact that every time that you touch any object while driving it it's almost definitely going to explode now all of these factors combined have meant that every time that I see a motorbike I get what I can only describe as PTSD in my eyes the only good motorbike now rationalizing why this makes me really angry is a bit more difficult to do than the others and I guess the reason probably lies somewhere deep within my childhood but the sound effect that they use for walking on carpets inside the houses is exactly the same as the sound effect for walking on grass now let me show you let's have a listen wait I think I just thought of a normal person reason why this could be really infuriating this is more than just lazy sound engineering but if you're for example walking around on a carpet in a house looking for something it's very difficult to distinguish your footsteps from somebody else who's sneaking around outside on the grass who wants to come shove their thumb up your bum now let me paint you a picture with my words and I'm a hundred percent sure this has happened to you before because it happens to me all the time now you've waited about twenty five minutes to get onto a server because the entire planet wants to play pub G and while you're parachuting down you see somebody else also coming down in this same village but it's okay because you found the biggest heart and hopefully there's gonna be a gun inside there doesn't seem to be anything at the moment except what is that a quick-draw extended magazine yeah that's really gonna help me Oh backpack and some ammunition for some reason oh wait maybe I can throw a frag grenade at him but if he's got a gun that's not gonna go well for me at all I should probably go and look somewhere else I really really hope that he doesn't see me and he's still looking around for whatever it is that he's looking for and oh okay no nevermind he spotted me but I've got a crossbow really that's all you have for me is a crossbow okay I've never used one before so maybe it's actually very powerful I think I've missed you've died unfortunately this is how pretty much the majority of my matches go but who knows maybe it's just because I suck I love the ak-47 in this game like I really loved the ak-47 I love it so much that I actually hate how much I love it because it makes me feel like a communist it makes me long for the cold dead Soviet evenings where I had nothing to eat but delicious turnips now maybe the reason that I feel so communist every time I interact with the ak-47 is because this is pretty much how it goes dr. Schnurr TARDIS commander and just like that we finished looking at the five things that I hate about pop G and apparently these five things are enough to drive me into the arms of my Soviet brethren anyway if you like this video do like and subscribe to this channel for more videos like this one and until the next one dosvedanya