The Reluctant Relocation: A Story of Woe and Redemption

As I stood in front of my new home, I couldn't help but feel a sense of trepidation wash over me. The prospect of leaving behind the comforts of my old life was daunting, to say the least. My car was stuck in the driveway, a constant reminder that I had no choice but to face this new reality head-on.

I took a deep breath and began to survey my surroundings. The house was...fine. It had everything I needed, but nothing that truly excited me about it. The furniture was bland, the decor was lacking, and the overall atmosphere felt cold and uninviting. But, I reasoned with myself, I could make this place work.

I decided to take a more optimistic approach, focusing on the positives rather than the negatives. As I walked through the house, I noticed that it had all the essentials: a bed, a desk, and even a bathtub. The prospect of having indoor plumbing was a welcome change from my previous life, where I had been forced to rely on outdoor facilities.

Excuse me, I said to myself, but I think I'll have to make some adjustments. My bed, in particular, seemed woefully inadequate for the task at hand. And what's with all these boxes? Hadn't anyone bothered to unpack them yet? I sighed and began to sort through the clutter, determined to make this place feel like home.

As I worked, I couldn't shake the feeling that something was off. The house seemed...sterile, somehow. Like a blank slate waiting for me to fill in with my own personality. And don't even get me started on the mouse and keyboard. How was I supposed to work without those essential tools? I decided to take matters into my own hands, rummaging through the cupboards and drawers to find whatever scraps of equipment I could.

Despite the setbacks, I refused to give up. After all, this new place had its advantages – like a garage that doubled as a makeshift office space. And who needs a table when you can simply use the floor, right? It was all about making do with what I had. But as the hours ticked by and my hunger pangs grew more insistent, I knew I couldn't stay here forever.

That's when I spotted it – an ATM machine on the corner of the block. With newfound hope, I set off towards it, calculating the costs of my new life in my mind. The car, which had miraculously started working after a few tentative test drives, was indeed expensive. But I had enough money to afford it – twenty thousand dollars, to be exact.

With my wallet full and my heart light, I returned to the house with renewed energy. Time to unpack the bed, grab some food from Zamasu (yes, that Zamasu), and start building a new life from scratch. The neighbors seemed friendly enough – if a bit curious about my sudden arrival – but I didn't let it faze me.

As I settled into my new home, I couldn't help but feel a sense of trepidation. Was this really where I was meant to be? Or was I simply trying to escape the past and its problems? The garage seemed like an oasis in the desert, with its neat little space for my car (which actually worked now). For the first time that day, I felt a spark of excitement about this new chapter.

But as I took a deep breath and stepped out into the bright sunlight, I couldn't shake the feeling that I was running away from something – rather than towards it. My streaming streak, which had become an essential part of my identity, would surely take a hit if I didn't return to where I left off. The thought sent a shiver down my spine.

And then, just as things were starting to look up, I spotted a traffic jam on the road ahead. Ugh. Guess this is one more problem to deal with. But at least I had enough cash in hand to handle it – twenty thousand dollars, plus tax and tip, should cover all my expenses for now.

Breathing deeply, I got into the car (which, miraculously, still worked) and began to navigate through the jammed traffic. As I moved forward inch by inch, I couldn't help but wonder: was this really where I belonged?

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enhello my name is markiplier i'm the youtuber but i've always fascinated myself with the idea fascinated myself that's probably fine i've always been fascinated with the idea of what if i was a streamer it could have happened so if i a youtuber go into this idea of being a streamer what is going to happen and there just so happens to be a simulator game called streamer life simulator that's wow all right really uh starting off with a blank slate so i'm gonna try to i'm gonna try to mimic this as much as i why is the camera drunk why wh why stop okay where's my skin color no no oh my god whatever it doesn't matter arm length arm with oh belly size a big breast size huge titum uh height let's not get ahead of ourselves here go perfectly average feet size uh biggums smallms ah no let's keep we're not going for a space marine here pretty decent hands legs jesus christ shirt type default there's three shirts that's all you get what a shirt am i wearing i'm wearing a picture right now okay hair luscious rebel pompadour middle ager where's the quarantine are you sure about these manly beer the what what pant pants shorts sure you know what sure okay i did it man that took forever also that music was horrible hello hi how you doing chica you look different how are you doing colt never mind cold my name is mosey oh no talk to mosey oh you're not my dog oh okay but you're still cute anyway up to open your phone welcome 9 15. okay that's great man time is moving quick all right put that down i guess uh jeez all right where's my streaming life begin uh yeah gunshots i heard some gunshots mosey are you okay jesus christ i thought there was no bullet in the gun perfect joke fool where's my computer computer is in front of the door now off okay thanks mosey man i love you whoever you are if we're even related legacy monitor get in your hand and press a hold put in the bag motherboard simple mouse old case well i mean seems pretty decent start i guess but computer oh i see i see so if i'm gleaning anything from the context clues here there's been some kind of zombie apocalypse and the only way to survive is to stream to the other people who are in their hideouts during the zombie apocalypse okay anyway i'm gonna go home where was i who's mosey oh i'm driving actually this is this seems excessive in a streaming simulator game but i'm going home god well that was fun hey everybody is it karma getting up in here all right and i park and then i'm guessing i set up your computer set up and run your computer set setup well you know everyone's got to start somewhere so i'm going to start here okay i guess in here yeah this seems good bam love it that's great plastic chair you know what i started with a kitchen chair for a long time so plastic chairs no problem who needs lumbar support i don't even have a mouse pad that is the biggest tragedy of all i guess you know at the end of the day they really got authenticity here uh because this is the start of every streaming career you gotta set up every single component and that's that's attention to detail right there see to start computer look at that old boot screen look at that look at the way the screen pops out in front of that that's super weird blender internet actually takes time i should do my toilet urgently what are you talking about this is so good but i have to i'm gonna piss my pants apparently i'm gonna go hi hi how are you doing i'm gonna go find a toilet uh hey zambazor you got toilet i don't have one in my house would love to get a toilet you got turlet in here why do you have a bed there this is how you sleep oh my god he's dead oh my god that is a corpse standing up okay anybody got a toilet that i can use because hi ice cream man who's the same man from the other like a toilet mind if i break anything you use your toilet can i use your toilet what is this building what is this what is this what is this i'm gonna piss myself but that's how you start this is very meticulous okay zornhub shouldn't go here all right membership remember him this is it i don't know i'm disappointed okay microphone hmm i always emphasize getting a decent one that's not too pricey i doubt all those but this one looks pretty good and at a discount okay cart complete payment i am running low on money and now apparently i need to send all my money to my credit card which seems like a bad idea send it all oh i'm very broke i know i'm very hungry i'm getting to it a banana spl clam soup i'll take one miso soup a melon bread a nabe and a parfait for me please complete payment and apparently it's on the way i need a turlet or my bladder is gonna kaboom and i'll piss everywhere turl it where's the cheapest one furniture for your dream out just give me the cheap one oh my god turlets are so expensive turlets are so expensive why would i buy the expensive turlet i cl i'm gonna go bad good night well farting that's so funny all tutorial missions are complete so now i begin my great wow all right parfait up good breakfast for me miso breakfast okay miso is nutritious nabe okay those are nutritious and i should do my toilet if only it ever showed up i need better upload i know i don't have a toilet it's fine but i don't want to splurge right away but i have a so you know i'm gonna go for the i think i need the upload i need the upload speed because without the upload speed i'm kind of going to be screwed right look at the speed look at the blazing speed i need a camera as well because if i don't have a camera then how people are going to be able to see my beautiful face right hey okay let's just do the cheapest one i don't know who knows when it's gonna come here when's it gonna show up maybe i could get like a job jack horse job king there's gotta be like a job i can do i have a car so i can do something like that looks like for the time and money pizza is gonna courier less energy i don't know what energy means do i have energy is energy a thing i have energy is the thing i have oh is that like 12 o'clock 215 okay so this is only two hours ah that that sounds good when does my stuff get here from zamasu how do i get it how do i get it i'm gonna go to sleep i'm gonna hope hopefully it'll be here tomorrow i'm where's my toilet oh that's a big webcam microphone toilet that's a fair that is fine to find us fine hello buddy nice ass okay i'm gonna put my turlet right by the window so everyone can see it so it's very convenient turl it bam i need to go to the toilet i need well i didn't get it all out why did i need to do that twice is that my alarm for my job am i about to job your pizza job will start at 12 please be at work what do you mean at what where where where's work where's my work i thought this was going to be about streaming but i guess this is part of the deal where's my job is that p i i think i see pizza down there okay i gotta go to my job this isn't just streaming simulator this is life simulator do i have gps or anything like that do i do i know anything about where i'm going can i just have this up while i'm driving i'm gonna deliver pizzas probably and then i'm gonna get some money so that i can get a my stream off the ground which i can do because now i got a microphone oh my god i'm gonna be late two hours was not enough time when time goes by a minute a second oh my god i'm late i'm late for work oh i'm late for my j-o-b job come on i can cut through here right this is okay this is cool all right cool thanks is this it panuchi's pizza panuchi's pizza panuchi's pizza oh it says right here oh what do you mean workers already about i couldn't get here in time well at least give me a pizza okay okay all right let's just try to stream okay let's just try to do that i'm gonna get dark souls that'll be the first game that i play dashboard stream name uh markiplier's big stream debut okay my subs are kings baby stream key one four three four approve okay now ops is ready to go and now everyone knows my stream key who's watching this which is a problem we're just chatting oh god i'm not i don't have a camera so how long did you take dumb oh i hadn't even downloaded it let's just start a stream you need a microphone i have a micro i didn't set up that microphone there we go my oh that's my microphone okay it's just gonna be right here okay it's gonna be pointed at me right there okay cool we got it okay let's start stream hey what's going on guys it is your boy markiplier here you know just chatting i knows watch the stream uh speak to yourself i talk to myself all the time it's fine you know uh my dudes i love everything i got silent i guess this is not stream this is garbage i'm aware of that i'm aware i got dunny i got a donation anyone watching this stream is an idiot well you're here too so thank you i saw the ip address i will send ddos thank you very much appreciate that saw me outside today hey thank you so much really appreciate that talk about artistic what what oh it's like uh what's up who's it it's like the thingamabobby uh the the thing the thing am i still streaming i'm not streaming anymore i got hacked i'm out of energy well that was a good stream guys did i get paid if the incoming donates are over ten dollars we instantly transfer paid why would i work a job at like a pizza place when i could do this i made 39 bucks just showing my desktop and being a badass i am the greatest i am the best i am fantastic you all suck compared to me i'm hungry i'm gonna go get some food i think i saw an atm over here this is very strange this game is like made like ass but also it's made very well in terms of like the detail very surprised hey can i get some food i'm so hungry streaming is so hard thank you okay i got a message i think your job will be there at 12 your employer can rate your work okay i'll do that okay let's just go let's oh my god i gotta get my phone oh my god left left left left okay life is so hard oddly enough the easiest part about this is the streaming i had 12 viewers on my first stream that's nuts that's nuts okay all right i'm here early this time i actually made it in time with the handbrake on this isn't hard are you okay ma'am i feel so dirty i have to take a shower i know but it's baths are expensive i have to wait do i have to wait until exactly 12 if it's like on the dot what are you looking at ma'am okay 23 oh i can start early i'm done 82 bucks that was per hour oh i made 82 i'm gonna be able to take a shower maybe i don't know i'm almost out of gas oh my god oh my god everyone just almost dies here everyone hey can i get a can you top her off i hope it's not more than 20 bucks because that's what i got there's so much money for gas you kidding me i'll take out all the money that i just spent or that i just made and i will pay for gas like college all over again okay i'm gonna there we go i got half half a tank i need a shower so bad but the stream grind never ends my dudes it never ends let's do it baby hey what's up my dudes it's me i'm here and i want to talk to you about bone broth have you ever heard of bone broth very nutritious very delicious very incredible a lot of people don't know about it but bone broth is actually extremely nutritious it's full of collagen and uh collagen is a lull a collagen is good for your skin the quality of it is just phenomenal everyone please stop talking i am in the middle of something here i need to get this through to you guys about how bone broth really changes your entire composition and will change your life the best bone broth comes from really good bones there's so much bone in the broth that you just feel the lusciousness of the bones and cue for your donation but if you would rather keep the money so that you could get more bone broth that'd be the best there are people who say your conversation is boring lightly fire them i love to fall good stream hey thank you but listen you are not listening about the bone five hours later okay cool made some baller money thanks guys thank you i didn't make very much money i'm gonna just eat a bunch of clam soup off a bunch of clam soup clam soup please oh my soup my clams i actually don't like clam soup but this is an alternate reality where this could wow nice clams these are some sweet clay i don't want to build it i want to eat it i eat these clams hell yeah i get energy from eating clams i can stream all day baby but my health is really not doing very good can i afford a shower i am extremely dirty bathtub bathtub i i have 400 i can do that i will be very clean tomorrow i do have to go and deliver pizza but i am getting better at driving every day's a new day every opportunity is a new opportunity and i am destroying everything yes my bad frick i'm sorry everybody holy i am so strong i have a bathtub it goes right here boom please oh my god oh oh okay i got time uh for one more bath maybe i don't know why it takes energy to take a bath but i know that now i have to go to work the grind baby the grind i know i know i know work work work with this place is cold i'm cold i'm cold what does that even mean i'm cold what do i need to go buy a jacket i guess i am wearing like underwear why are you walking in the street buddy hey buddy excuse me oh my god i'm so actually sorry i've hit people before and it hasn't done that you okay oh yeah you're fine you're fine okay another another good day at work all right time to go home oh that was a bumpys curb okay hey guys nope that's wrong oh my god oh you turn a boot boot her up again i guess and i'll go i'm just so strong that's the issue i'm just so strong that i cloned it up right away hygiene's good food's good energy's good i'm ready for this i'm ready for this baby i'm ready for the grind i'm ready for it load her up get it going it's youtube what if i sign up for a zootube i put my archives up there and you know make some more money save stream 240. it's it's better it's progress up hey what's up guys it's me back at it again i really appreciate you coming back for another day i got a great game in store for you it's called dark souls and i'm really good at this game i'm sleepy watching you thank you i really appreciate that thank you thank you really appreciate it really appreciate it anyway i'm gonna play the world's toughest game which for some reason it is very slippery i'll get to your donors in just a hot second those sweet donos those sick sweet donos oh my god oh what the hell i appreciate the donors thank you so much good okay this is actually hard i don't know what the deal is what is what is with this why is this actually hard i'll be with you in a second i'll be with you in a moment okay if i navigate it like that it's not too bad oh my god okay got it got it got it okay hey thanks for those sick donors you guys are beyond good i cannot stop preaching everyone who is in here is just who god damn amazing is there anyone to play a game with me only me do not go there can i hire moderators no i'm tired no i'm so tired okay well i'll just leave this game here hey thank you thank you really really preach really appreciate hey give me your money i'm gonna get some clams and then i'll guess what i'm gonna be back at it again what is up my dudes it is time to upload my big debut and i'm gonna pay for better internet because that is the better way to do it publish exactly thank you thank you i'm tired i need rest you know what do i though but do i the thing is do i sports drink that sounds good sports drink get some sports drinks get some sodies and then more clam soup baby i know my nutritional needs and it is all of this eventually i'll get a webcam so my food you know this game could easily turn into a horror game very quickly and i would never know the difference eat it yep eat that that doesn't give nearly as much energy as i thought it would it's something it's enough to get me i've done peace every time okay good enough time to get back on that grind baby hey when is up everybody it's me again whoa yeah you know it you love it i'm here you're here we're here let's do this okay let's have some fun let's have some fun today guys let's have some fun today okay let's let's have some fun today all right let's keep it fun let's keep it fun today you know you know what i mean let's just keep it fun today you know you know what i mean let's today well let's just keep it fun thank you hey hey oh my god i'm sorry i no no oh no oh no oh god no where's the freeze chat function oh no at some point i'm gonna need moderators because i literally don't think i can you know do anything okay oh oh my god i was tired but hey i got some more money baby i got some more money and i got paid baby i got paid so that's good let me just upload that to the old youtubes zootubes and uh um we'll call that a day well done look at that exactly zero views but it's okay hey it's pretty good i have a new bills oh i have bills electricity bill all right yeah that's important tax bill okay fast net bill okay that's good electricity bill right doing good freelancers what does this even mean coding oh i do it oh i do the coding what ah okay okay got it okay code oh my god t two zero zero is that it oh oh i have to do more oh my god code one u x e okay code f b z nine a code a a5 e6 that's it oh no okay that is oddly good money that it is surprisingly good money i just got to get better at seeing the right things okay that's good that's a lot of money to get right off the bat that's nuts i could stream that i could just dream me doing that as a job couldn't i modders oh hiring a moderator first oh moderator renewal okay number of moderators oh my god appreciate this big breach on this big big priest r m f r m f r m f x thank you thank you what does this crown mean okay whatever i'm gonna hire one two mods and they're gonna work for me and i'm a stream baby hey we're just browsing the internet today you know what we're doing we're browsing the internet you know sometimes you just gotta browse the internet sometimes you just gotta get to browsing you know what i mean you gotta get browsing horse thank you mods by the way thank you you mods are so good uh bet on the red horse i bet uh 50 bucks go go go go go go go go go go go go no no no yes yes yes yes yes yes no no no no no no no no no no no skin case what does that even mean oh sure we guarantee a win to increase your money sure awesome i'm tired i guess i made a lot of money guys this is starting to get really easy it's getting super easy guys okay all right you know hey things are looking up you know dude i got like clams outside i got clams yeah i got clam damn i was full of clam thank you for the clam well time for bed that was a well-earned day this is actually getting a lot better i'm shocked e e i'm sweating why it's hot that's okay time for stream cool w c u 7 a d well clearly i didn't have nearly as many uh viewers that time probably because i was doing something incredibly boring so turns out they don't like it when you do incredibly boring things that's duly noted and i will remember that for the future i'm actually curious to see how far i can push this uh so i'm just gonna keep pushing it because it's not like a well-made game but it's not bad either it is kind of fascinating there's a lot of elements here and a lot of things to do and it's weirdly captivating and i bet there's ways that it can really like get broken in terms of numbers probably i kind of really want to see where it goes i'm actually interested in this game but obviously it needs some grind so i'm gonna do that grind and i'm just gonna see how far i can push this thing because i am honestly curious four to six days later all right time skip i am full-blown addicted to this game i have lost all sensibility and i have completely gone in headfirst and i am going to win at this game i've figured out the right methodology and yes there is a right methodology to this i forgot to turn that on but it's okay because i need a bath anyway so uh delivering pizzas is for and i ain't no the real money maker is coding now if you're asking yourself what that is well i'm going to show you so you go to your world wide web you go to your freelancers and it turns out there's jobs here who would have thought where you can code and you can get code and you can put in code and all you got to do is type code and look for the capital letters and numbers bk is that it that's that's it literally that's it that's it and you get money from it easy easy my 85 bucks that's how much money i made from doing pizza and there's like five a day that you can get so it's really kind of simple yeah so this is every morning you do this and then you stream and then streaming is based on like what you're doing i think but i'm not too worried about that right now because i'm just gonna stream to maintain my whatever the streak is and then i'm gonna buy some bitching equipment and i'm gonna buy a in-house and then i'm gonna buy a and set up and everyone is gonna follow my stream and i'm gonna become the biggest and streamer in the world i also have the fastest internet now because i bought that and i can now buy from zamzor that is gonna make my stream so much better like say a camera that's going to let people see my beauty didn't i buy can't didn't i but didn't i buy a dinner oh that's a big webcam okay i did buy a camera okay so now people are gonna see the real me okay yeah perfect angle that's not how i put you oh it is how i put you i'm just dumb i don't know my perspectives okay yeah there's also gambling all over the website uh internet whatever you want to call it uh but that's for losers and chumps i'm here for uh very solid things like clam soup eight clam soups please and then once that's there it's time to stream what is up everybody it's back to me ignore the 161 toxicity it is time to get it going how is you do how is you do look at this webcam how it's perfectly positioned for my face okay so this is actually bizarre there's a pretty counter strike game actually in uh in this it's very strange um but it it actually uh well it don't run well because my graphics card sucks but that's the weird thing i want to get a better graphics card so that this can play smoother so that i can do better is very strange i don't know why i'm actually wanting to play it there's so many people here oh my god they're worse time for this did i die you son of a you made me die all right well at least i'm getting tons of donors the sweet subs and the sweetest donors okay so that's the one i have the mtx 950 what i should do is i should save up for something substantial like i should go for straight up the 2080 ta which would take a while but you know it might be worth the money or i could get this now mtx go 103 which would be two ranks up which not bad i'm doing it you know what i'm doing i'm making the smart order i'm not gonna wait until i get so much money i'm not gonna it's gonna take days it's gonna take days i don't have days i don't understand what's happening to me but i think i am no i'm making a declaration i am full balls deep into this game i have forgone any other commitments that i've ever had in my life and i'm going whole hog oh did my graphics oh oh good thing no one just snatched it look at her boobs okay i need to shut this down turn it off we're gonna put that there we're gonna put this uh i guess in the second slot uh i don't know what good that does it's whatever booter up next stops an ssd and uh maybe a new cpu because my cpu is garbage counter strika let's see if this actually did anything differently what is up my guys it is time once again for your boy markiplier to come in hot and heavy getting it done in out and gone you love me i love me we all love me thank you thank you so much this is still am i cpu limited or something is this oh god it's barely better it is time for another round of incredible gameplay you go to blender.tv markiplier you're gonna find only the best stuff for you even though we got a sick defeat you're about to see us win it till the end all right lots of love out there for we win we are the greatest and it's all thanks to my incredible kings out there the community of kings there can only be one king that's me but all of you are princes in the making princes and princesses dukes and duquettes i closed the stream because i was tired 85 bucks we did not get as many people that day that we did before and i am wondering why that would be it's a little bit you know kind of all right time skip i have hacked the system you go buy water and a lot of water and then you run out of your house and you go chug some water and your energy stays nice and high and then suddenly you're at like 700 viewers and you're getting the good bank you're getting the money money ding dong then you i eat this i'm gonna throw this clam soup away and i chug two more waters i go to the turtle and then i get back to stream and i make more money why am i enjoying this i don't understand am i going down a road that i won't be able to come back from i will be playing this game which is surprisingly deep it's a very small pool but it's so deep like it's shallow and deep at the same time there's not a lot going on the surface but at its core there is just so much happening i have over a thousand people watching yes i could just actually stream i could just actually order food 205 that's not nearly as much as i was hoping i was making what the hell this is all right you know what i'm done with this i'm done i i could see a path where i go through this endlessly trying to min max everything and i could and i feel like i want to but i'm ending it because otherwise this is going to consume my life and then suddenly i'm going to have an amazing house an amazing computer and i'm going to be an incredible streamer but on the game where i i can just be that in real life that's a weirdly fun game but it's also life consuming both the real streaming grind and this grind so thank you everybody so much for watching if you want to play this linked in the description if you want to know what the life of a streamer is let me know down below because i don't know yet i haven't found the truth it's a love of the grind i guess so thank you and as always i'll see you in the next video uh so as it turns out i wasn't done i am still playing and i am a well-oiled streaming machine at this point i know exactly what to do i start up my day i get some food i get some water and i start streaming and i get the money and to be perfectly honest kind of fun when the first round's over i go eat my food i come back i stream some more i go to the bathroom i i just i've got quite the routine i read don't knows and i i just i get a good bit of money i i soon will be able to upgrade my graphics card to tip top shape and that guy's rolling for some reason and then i go get in another round i go to go get my food and i eat it clam soup all the way i guess i didn't need that much food and for some reason today's a high energy day then you hop back good god guys don't don't judge me i i don't know it's it works and it's simple and there's other games that i want to play but my hard drives are full so i gotta get a new hard drive look guys it's too real it's too real yeah so followers have been good subs have been good viewer accounts uh really no complaints yeah no no complaints making good money i don't know why i'm actually enjoying this really shitty counter-strike knockoff i mean that's kind of the bottom of the barrel i could literally play counter-strike against bots on a real stream at any second i could just go live streaming this and i mean why am i not right why am i not why am i not why am i i could i could actually be talking to people live but i'm not because i'm playing this and i really legitimately cannot tell you why fyi you do oh what the hell what the hell you hacking with a regular pistol are you kidding i'm raging in a clone i'm i have issues help help i'm gonna help hello i'm back again i've been playing quite a bit i made some money moves on the cryptocurrency exchange and now i have 37 000 now i'm ready to buy a house i can get this place and its internet speed is ungodly good i'm gonna skip all these even this would be great the detached hut that that sounds nice but i have enough money to buy a house so a big home in the most luxurious district yeah i'm gonna do that i have a house now i thought that would be more fanfare to that is that my house house five i guess it's time to move i've been doing this a lot and uh i've made a lot of progress and my car sucks and i could probably get a new car but you know how it is it's mashed up against this foliage i can't oh no hello there we go the slide in through the roof here that's fine all right let me i need to get my car because i need to pack up all my stuff not that i have a lot but you know how it is might as well take it i want to start completely from scratch oh is that an outhouse is that an outhouse oh my god there was a toilet here though all for 10 bucks for an outhouse to in a hole really you know i made a lot of memories here i had a lot of good times a lot of streams you always remember your first place you started your great streaming career and what a career it's been it can't do this without disassembling oh well that's oh my god but i have so many how do i drop things can i oh i put it in my hand and i throw it i think that i think that's what i do which is very strange yeah sure probably just gonna build a whole new computer when i get there because i have enough money to do so so why not but do you see how this is a problem and whatever i i don't know you want this take it and then my mouse and that's all i can bring it's not like i'm gonna be able to bring my i guess i could make multiple trips you know i guess that is the logical conclusion to all this but you know i i don't know i hope there's a bed there all right excuse me harden me you might want to move just suggesting you you should probably move man i hope it has indoor plumbing if this house doesn't come with toilets and like a bathtub i'm gonna be so upset yeah so basically i'm not gonna go back because it would cost me more to go back than it would just to buy some new stuff from zamasu oh this is lovely oh this is delightful this is great which one's mine okay excuse me excuse me excuse me what what what what am i stuck on i guess this is where we end our journey yes that's it all right hey thanks um for the warm welcome my home beautiful much better than that utter oh does this mean that i can get a fridge or something i look at this place look at i should have looked before i bought it but you know what i don't regret a thing this is delightful this ah this is goddamned that's weird but uh this is goddamn oh delightful hey how's it going neighbor how are you doing they're coming for me okay garage definitely not that i would have parked my car in the garage but you know things just don't work out that way so i think i'm gonna set up here just because i don't want to have to run out the door for delivery and food and whatnot well i mean oh i didn't bring a table oh can i get away without it oh no i cannot well all right then throw everything one at a goddamn time oh my god this is horrible i hate this oh but i'm not gonna be able to drive there because my car is stuck i now have to go get a new car because apparently i bricked mine how far away is it i wonder quietly to myself very far extremely far away i hope i have enough money for a car i got like twenty thousand dollars but is that gonna be enough for a car and i need to get a bed because i if if i don't sleep in a bed i don't save the game the game only saves when you sleep i have to run through the woods to get a car this is going so much worse than i had imagined that it was going to go okay i'll get a new car i'll swing by my old house pick up my bed toilet bathtub and desk and chair and i'll drive it all back and hopefully this new car will have better handling and also my streaming streak is going to go down or whatever guess it's not that big a deal guess no one really cares about it guess it's not my problem oh wait yes it is it's exactly my problem seems like there's a bit of a traffic jam here you guys all right man i know i'm hungry i know i know i know i know i can't order food on my phone so you know kind of got to deal with it okay what do we got what do we got 21 000 that's expensive uh 15 000 that's that's pretty okay 32 000 good god i mean this looks nice but that's all my money and this is the cheapest at a whopping eleven thousand do i need cash do i gotta get cash here atm where's an atm okay boom boom boom and boom okay i have enough money in my pocket and bam enter car it's mine now right sweet hand break off sure doesn't sound like oh okay sure doesn't sound like this type all right oh my god hey the brakes actually work on this i can't believe that the brakes work who would have thought what a design okay maybe this car is better ow handbrake okay now we get out hey can i get a scream could i get one scream please thank you for the scream appreciate that appreciate all right for god's sake get this in my bag i'm apparently rich now i've got my bed i have everything i need i can just go i'm not even gonna put in the trunk i'm just gonna carry my bed in the car and we're gonna go to the new place set it all up and get the hell out of this horrible nightmare world and leave it behind forever thank you everybody here and i'm sorry that you have to live here but i've moved on how about i just go straight there oh oh my god well yeah i think that's a good mx body yeah that's good that's that's enough for me i'm good all right bye youhello my name is markiplier i'm the youtuber but i've always fascinated myself with the idea fascinated myself that's probably fine i've always been fascinated with the idea of what if i was a streamer it could have happened so if i a youtuber go into this idea of being a streamer what is going to happen and there just so happens to be a simulator game called streamer life simulator that's wow all right really uh starting off with a blank slate so i'm gonna try to i'm gonna try to mimic this as much as i why is the camera drunk why wh why stop okay where's my skin color no no oh my god whatever it doesn't matter arm length arm with oh belly size a big breast size huge titum uh height let's not get ahead of ourselves here go perfectly average feet size uh biggums smallms ah no let's keep we're not going for a space marine here pretty decent hands legs jesus christ shirt type default there's three shirts that's all you get what a shirt am i wearing i'm wearing a picture right now okay hair luscious rebel pompadour middle ager where's the quarantine are you sure about these manly beer the what what pant pants shorts sure you know what sure okay i did it man that took forever also that music was horrible hello hi how you doing chica you look different how are you doing colt never mind cold my name is mosey oh no talk to mosey oh you're not my dog oh okay but you're still cute anyway up to open your phone welcome 9 15. okay that's great man time is moving quick all right put that down i guess uh jeez all right where's my streaming life begin uh yeah gunshots i heard some gunshots mosey are you okay jesus christ i thought there was no bullet in the gun perfect joke fool where's my computer computer is in front of the door now off okay thanks mosey man i love you whoever you are if we're even related legacy monitor get in your hand and press a hold put in the bag motherboard simple mouse old case well i mean seems pretty decent start i guess but computer oh i see i see so if i'm gleaning anything from the context clues here there's been some kind of zombie apocalypse and the only way to survive is to stream to the other people who are in their hideouts during the zombie apocalypse okay anyway i'm gonna go home where was i who's mosey oh i'm driving actually this is this seems excessive in a streaming simulator game but i'm going home god well that was fun hey everybody is it karma getting up in here all right and i park and then i'm guessing i set up your computer set up and run your computer set setup well you know everyone's got to start somewhere so i'm going to start here okay i guess in here yeah this seems good bam love it that's great plastic chair you know what i started with a kitchen chair for a long time so plastic chairs no problem who needs lumbar support i don't even have a mouse pad that is the biggest tragedy of all i guess you know at the end of the day they really got authenticity here uh because this is the start of every streaming career you gotta set up every single component and that's that's attention to detail right there see to start computer look at that old boot screen look at that look at the way the screen pops out in front of that that's super weird blender internet actually takes time i should do my toilet urgently what are you talking about this is so good but i have to i'm gonna piss my pants apparently i'm gonna go hi hi how are you doing i'm gonna go find a toilet uh hey zambazor you got toilet i don't have one in my house would love to get a toilet you got turlet in here why do you have a bed there this is how you sleep oh my god he's dead oh my god that is a corpse standing up okay anybody got a toilet that i can use because hi ice cream man who's the same man from the other like a toilet mind if i break anything you use your toilet can i use your toilet what is this building what is this what is this what is this i'm gonna piss myself but that's how you start this is very meticulous okay zornhub shouldn't go here all right membership remember him this is it i don't know i'm disappointed okay microphone hmm i always emphasize getting a decent one that's not too pricey i doubt all those but this one looks pretty good and at a discount okay cart complete payment i am running low on money and now apparently i need to send all my money to my credit card which seems like a bad idea send it all oh i'm very broke i know i'm very hungry i'm getting to it a banana spl clam soup i'll take one miso soup a melon bread a nabe and a parfait for me please complete payment and apparently it's on the way i need a turlet or my bladder is gonna kaboom and i'll piss everywhere turl it where's the cheapest one furniture for your dream out just give me the cheap one oh my god turlets are so expensive turlets are so expensive why would i buy the expensive turlet i cl i'm gonna go bad good night well farting that's so funny all tutorial missions are complete so now i begin my great wow all right parfait up good breakfast for me miso breakfast okay miso is nutritious nabe okay those are nutritious and i should do my toilet if only it ever showed up i need better upload i know i don't have a toilet it's fine but i don't want to splurge right away but i have a so you know i'm gonna go for the i think i need the upload i need the upload speed because without the upload speed i'm kind of going to be screwed right look at the speed look at the blazing speed i need a camera as well because if i don't have a camera then how people are going to be able to see my beautiful face right hey okay let's just do the cheapest one i don't know who knows when it's gonna come here when's it gonna show up maybe i could get like a job jack horse job king there's gotta be like a job i can do i have a car so i can do something like that looks like for the time and money pizza is gonna courier less energy i don't know what energy means do i have energy is energy a thing i have energy is the thing i have oh is that like 12 o'clock 215 okay so this is only two hours ah that that sounds good when does my stuff get here from zamasu how do i get it how do i get it i'm gonna go to sleep i'm gonna hope hopefully it'll be here tomorrow i'm where's my toilet oh that's a big webcam microphone toilet that's a fair that is fine to find us fine hello buddy nice ass okay i'm gonna put my turlet right by the window so everyone can see it so it's very convenient turl it bam i need to go to the toilet i need well i didn't get it all out why did i need to do that twice is that my alarm for my job am i about to job your pizza job will start at 12 please be at work what do you mean at what where where where's work where's my work i thought this was going to be about streaming but i guess this is part of the deal where's my job is that p i i think i see pizza down there okay i gotta go to my job this isn't just streaming simulator this is life simulator do i have gps or anything like that do i do i know anything about where i'm going can i just have this up while i'm driving i'm gonna deliver pizzas probably and then i'm gonna get some money so that i can get a my stream off the ground which i can do because now i got a microphone oh my god i'm gonna be late two hours was not enough time when time goes by a minute a second oh my god i'm late i'm late for work oh i'm late for my j-o-b job come on i can cut through here right this is okay this is cool all right cool thanks is this it panuchi's pizza panuchi's pizza panuchi's pizza oh it says right here oh what do you mean workers already about i couldn't get here in time well at least give me a pizza okay okay all right let's just try to stream okay let's just try to do that i'm gonna get dark souls that'll be the first game that i play dashboard stream name uh markiplier's big stream debut okay my subs are kings baby stream key one four three four approve okay now ops is ready to go and now everyone knows my stream key who's watching this which is a problem we're just chatting oh god i'm not i don't have a camera so how long did you take dumb oh i hadn't even downloaded it let's just start a stream you need a microphone i have a micro i didn't set up that microphone there we go my oh that's my microphone okay it's just gonna be right here okay it's gonna be pointed at me right there okay cool we got it okay let's start stream hey what's going on guys it is your boy markiplier here you know just chatting i knows watch the stream uh speak to yourself i talk to myself all the time it's fine you know uh my dudes i love everything i got silent i guess this is not stream this is garbage i'm aware of that i'm aware i got dunny i got a donation anyone watching this stream is an idiot well you're here too so thank you i saw the ip address i will send ddos thank you very much appreciate that saw me outside today hey thank you so much really appreciate that talk about artistic what what oh it's like uh what's up who's it it's like the thingamabobby uh the the thing the thing am i still streaming i'm not streaming anymore i got hacked i'm out of energy well that was a good stream guys did i get paid if the incoming donates are over ten dollars we instantly transfer paid why would i work a job at like a pizza place when i could do this i made 39 bucks just showing my desktop and being a badass i am the greatest i am the best i am fantastic you all suck compared to me i'm hungry i'm gonna go get some food i think i saw an atm over here this is very strange this game is like made like ass but also it's made very well in terms of like the detail very surprised hey can i get some food i'm so hungry streaming is so hard thank you okay i got a message i think your job will be there at 12 your employer can rate your work okay i'll do that okay let's just go let's oh my god i gotta get my phone oh my god left left left left okay life is so hard oddly enough the easiest part about this is the streaming i had 12 viewers on my first stream that's nuts that's nuts okay all right i'm here early this time i actually made it in time with the handbrake on this isn't hard are you okay ma'am i feel so dirty i have to take a shower i know but it's baths are expensive i have to wait do i have to wait until exactly 12 if it's like on the dot what are you looking at ma'am okay 23 oh i can start early i'm done 82 bucks that was per hour oh i made 82 i'm gonna be able to take a shower maybe i don't know i'm almost out of gas oh my god oh my god everyone just almost dies here everyone hey can i get a can you top her off i hope it's not more than 20 bucks because that's what i got there's so much money for gas you kidding me i'll take out all the money that i just spent or that i just made and i will pay for gas like college all over again okay i'm gonna there we go i got half half a tank i need a shower so bad but the stream grind never ends my dudes it never ends let's do it baby hey what's up my dudes it's me i'm here and i want to talk to you about bone broth have you ever heard of bone broth very nutritious very delicious very incredible a lot of people don't know about it but bone broth is actually extremely nutritious it's full of collagen and uh collagen is a lull a collagen is good for your skin the quality of it is just phenomenal everyone please stop talking i am in the middle of something here i need to get this through to you guys about how bone broth really changes your entire composition and will change your life the best bone broth comes from really good bones there's so much bone in the broth that you just feel the lusciousness of the bones and cue for your donation but if you would rather keep the money so that you could get more bone broth that'd be the best there are people who say your conversation is boring lightly fire them i love to fall good stream hey thank you but listen you are not listening about the bone five hours later okay cool made some baller money thanks guys thank you i didn't make very much money i'm gonna just eat a bunch of clam soup off a bunch of clam soup clam soup please oh my soup my clams i actually don't like clam soup but this is an alternate reality where this could wow nice clams these are some sweet clay i don't want to build it i want to eat it i eat these clams hell yeah i get energy from eating clams i can stream all day baby but my health is really not doing very good can i afford a shower i am extremely dirty bathtub bathtub i i have 400 i can do that i will be very clean tomorrow i do have to go and deliver pizza but i am getting better at driving every day's a new day every opportunity is a new opportunity and i am destroying everything yes my bad frick i'm sorry everybody holy i am so strong i have a bathtub it goes right here boom please oh my god oh oh okay i got time uh for one more bath maybe i don't know why it takes energy to take a bath but i know that now i have to go to work the grind baby the grind i know i know i know work work work with this place is cold i'm cold i'm cold what does that even mean i'm cold what do i need to go buy a jacket i guess i am wearing like underwear why are you walking in the street buddy hey buddy excuse me oh my god i'm so actually sorry i've hit people before and it hasn't done that you okay oh yeah you're fine you're fine okay another another good day at work all right time to go home oh that was a bumpys curb okay hey guys nope that's wrong oh my god oh you turn a boot boot her up again i guess and i'll go i'm just so strong that's the issue i'm just so strong that i cloned it up right away hygiene's good food's good energy's good i'm ready for this i'm ready for this baby i'm ready for the grind i'm ready for it load her up get it going it's youtube what if i sign up for a zootube i put my archives up there and you know make some more money save stream 240. it's it's better it's progress up hey what's up guys it's me back at it again i really appreciate you coming back for another day i got a great game in store for you it's called dark souls and i'm really good at this game i'm sleepy watching you thank you i really appreciate that thank you thank you really appreciate it really appreciate it anyway i'm gonna play the world's toughest game which for some reason it is very slippery i'll get to your donors in just a hot second those sweet donos those sick sweet donos oh my god oh what the hell i appreciate the donors thank you so much good okay this is actually hard i don't know what the deal is what is what is with this why is this actually hard i'll be with you in a second i'll be with you in a moment okay if i navigate it like that it's not too bad oh my god okay got it got it got it okay hey thanks for those sick donors you guys are beyond good i cannot stop preaching everyone who is in here is just who god damn amazing is there anyone to play a game with me only me do not go there can i hire moderators no i'm tired no i'm so tired okay well i'll just leave this game here hey thank you thank you really really preach really appreciate hey give me your money i'm gonna get some clams and then i'll guess what i'm gonna be back at it again what is up my dudes it is time to upload my big debut and i'm gonna pay for better internet because that is the better way to do it publish exactly thank you thank you i'm tired i need rest you know what do i though but do i the thing is do i sports drink that sounds good sports drink get some sports drinks get some sodies and then more clam soup baby i know my nutritional needs and it is all of this eventually i'll get a webcam so my food you know this game could easily turn into a horror game very quickly and i would never know the difference eat it yep eat that that doesn't give nearly as much energy as i thought it would it's something it's enough to get me i've done peace every time okay good enough time to get back on that grind baby hey when is up everybody it's me again whoa yeah you know it you love it i'm here you're here we're here let's do this okay let's have some fun let's have some fun today guys let's have some fun today okay let's let's have some fun today all right let's keep it fun let's keep it fun today you know you know what i mean let's just keep it fun today you know you know what i mean let's today well let's just keep it fun thank you hey hey oh my god i'm sorry i no no oh no oh no oh god no where's the freeze chat function oh no at some point i'm gonna need moderators because i literally don't think i can you know do anything okay oh oh my god i was tired but hey i got some more money baby i got some more money and i got paid baby i got paid so that's good let me just upload that to the old youtubes zootubes and uh um we'll call that a day well done look at that exactly zero views but it's okay hey it's pretty good i have a new bills oh i have bills electricity bill all right yeah that's important tax bill okay fast net bill okay that's good electricity bill right doing good freelancers what does this even mean coding oh i do it oh i do the coding what ah okay okay got it okay code oh my god t two zero zero is that it oh oh i have to do more oh my god code one u x e okay code f b z nine a code a a5 e6 that's it oh no okay that is oddly good money that it is surprisingly good money i just got to get better at seeing the right things okay that's good that's a lot of money to get right off the bat that's nuts i could stream that i could just dream me doing that as a job couldn't i modders oh hiring a moderator first oh moderator renewal okay number of moderators oh my god appreciate this big breach on this big big priest r m f r m f r m f x thank you thank you what does this crown mean okay whatever i'm gonna hire one two mods and they're gonna work for me and i'm a stream baby hey we're just browsing the internet today you know what we're doing we're browsing the internet you know sometimes you just gotta browse the internet sometimes you just gotta get to browsing you know what i mean you gotta get browsing horse thank you mods by the way thank you you mods are so good uh bet on the red horse i bet uh 50 bucks go go go go go go go go go go go go no no no yes yes yes yes yes yes no no no no no no no no no no no skin case what does that even mean oh sure we guarantee a win to increase your money sure awesome i'm tired i guess i made a lot of money guys this is starting to get really easy it's getting super easy guys okay all right you know hey things are looking up you know dude i got like clams outside i got clams yeah i got clam damn i was full of clam thank you for the clam well time for bed that was a well-earned day this is actually getting a lot better i'm shocked e e i'm sweating why it's hot that's okay time for stream cool w c u 7 a d well clearly i didn't have nearly as many uh viewers that time probably because i was doing something incredibly boring so turns out they don't like it when you do incredibly boring things that's duly noted and i will remember that for the future i'm actually curious to see how far i can push this uh so i'm just gonna keep pushing it because it's not like a well-made game but it's not bad either it is kind of fascinating there's a lot of elements here and a lot of things to do and it's weirdly captivating and i bet there's ways that it can really like get broken in terms of numbers probably i kind of really want to see where it goes i'm actually interested in this game but obviously it needs some grind so i'm gonna do that grind and i'm just gonna see how far i can push this thing because i am honestly curious four to six days later all right time skip i am full-blown addicted to this game i have lost all sensibility and i have completely gone in headfirst and i am going to win at this game i've figured out the right methodology and yes there is a right methodology to this i forgot to turn that on but it's okay because i need a bath anyway so uh delivering pizzas is for and i ain't no the real money maker is coding now if you're asking yourself what that is well i'm going to show you so you go to your world wide web you go to your freelancers and it turns out there's jobs here who would have thought where you can code and you can get code and you can put in code and all you got to do is type code and look for the capital letters and numbers bk is that it that's that's it literally that's it that's it and you get money from it easy easy my 85 bucks that's how much money i made from doing pizza and there's like five a day that you can get so it's really kind of simple yeah so this is every morning you do this and then you stream and then streaming is based on like what you're doing i think but i'm not too worried about that right now because i'm just gonna stream to maintain my whatever the streak is and then i'm gonna buy some bitching equipment and i'm gonna buy a in-house and then i'm gonna buy a and set up and everyone is gonna follow my stream and i'm gonna become the biggest and streamer in the world i also have the fastest internet now because i bought that and i can now buy from zamzor that is gonna make my stream so much better like say a camera that's going to let people see my beauty didn't i buy can't didn't i but didn't i buy a dinner oh that's a big webcam okay i did buy a camera okay so now people are gonna see the real me okay yeah perfect angle that's not how i put you oh it is how i put you i'm just dumb i don't know my perspectives okay yeah there's also gambling all over the website uh internet whatever you want to call it uh but that's for losers and chumps i'm here for uh very solid things like clam soup eight clam soups please and then once that's there it's time to stream what is up everybody it's back to me ignore the 161 toxicity it is time to get it going how is you do how is you do look at this webcam how it's perfectly positioned for my face okay so this is actually bizarre there's a pretty counter strike game actually in uh in this it's very strange um but it it actually uh well it don't run well because my graphics card sucks but that's the weird thing i want to get a better graphics card so that this can play smoother so that i can do better is very strange i don't know why i'm actually wanting to play it there's so many people here oh my god they're worse time for this did i die you son of a you made me die all right well at least i'm getting tons of donors the sweet subs and the sweetest donors okay so that's the one i have the mtx 950 what i should do is i should save up for something substantial like i should go for straight up the 2080 ta which would take a while but you know it might be worth the money or i could get this now mtx go 103 which would be two ranks up which not bad i'm doing it you know what i'm doing i'm making the smart order i'm not gonna wait until i get so much money i'm not gonna it's gonna take days it's gonna take days i don't have days i don't understand what's happening to me but i think i am no i'm making a declaration i am full balls deep into this game i have forgone any other commitments that i've ever had in my life and i'm going whole hog oh did my graphics oh oh good thing no one just snatched it look at her boobs okay i need to shut this down turn it off we're gonna put that there we're gonna put this uh i guess in the second slot uh i don't know what good that does it's whatever booter up next stops an ssd and uh maybe a new cpu because my cpu is garbage counter strika let's see if this actually did anything differently what is up my guys it is time once again for your boy markiplier to come in hot and heavy getting it done in out and gone you love me i love me we all love me thank you thank you so much this is still am i cpu limited or something is this oh god it's barely better it is time for another round of incredible gameplay you go to blender.tv markiplier you're gonna find only the best stuff for you even though we got a sick defeat you're about to see us win it till the end all right lots of love out there for we win we are the greatest and it's all thanks to my incredible kings out there the community of kings there can only be one king that's me but all of you are princes in the making princes and princesses dukes and duquettes i closed the stream because i was tired 85 bucks we did not get as many people that day that we did before and i am wondering why that would be it's a little bit you know kind of all right time skip i have hacked the system you go buy water and a lot of water and then you run out of your house and you go chug some water and your energy stays nice and high and then suddenly you're at like 700 viewers and you're getting the good bank you're getting the money money ding dong then you i eat this i'm gonna throw this clam soup away and i chug two more waters i go to the turtle and then i get back to stream and i make more money why am i enjoying this i don't understand am i going down a road that i won't be able to come back from i will be playing this game which is surprisingly deep it's a very small pool but it's so deep like it's shallow and deep at the same time there's not a lot going on the surface but at its core there is just so much happening i have over a thousand people watching yes i could just actually stream i could just actually order food 205 that's not nearly as much as i was hoping i was making what the hell this is all right you know what i'm done with this i'm done i i could see a path where i go through this endlessly trying to min max everything and i could and i feel like i want to but i'm ending it because otherwise this is going to consume my life and then suddenly i'm going to have an amazing house an amazing computer and i'm going to be an incredible streamer but on the game where i i can just be that in real life that's a weirdly fun game but it's also life consuming both the real streaming grind and this grind so thank you everybody so much for watching if you want to play this linked in the description if you want to know what the life of a streamer is let me know down below because i don't know yet i haven't found the truth it's a love of the grind i guess so thank you and as always i'll see you in the next video uh so as it turns out i wasn't done i am still playing and i am a well-oiled streaming machine at this point i know exactly what to do i start up my day i get some food i get some water and i start streaming and i get the money and to be perfectly honest kind of fun when the first round's over i go eat my food i come back i stream some more i go to the bathroom i i just i've got quite the routine i read don't knows and i i just i get a good bit of money i i soon will be able to upgrade my graphics card to tip top shape and that guy's rolling for some reason and then i go get in another round i go to go get my food and i eat it clam soup all the way i guess i didn't need that much food and for some reason today's a high energy day then you hop back good god guys don't don't judge me i i don't know it's it works and it's simple and there's other games that i want to play but my hard drives are full so i gotta get a new hard drive look guys it's too real it's too real yeah so followers have been good subs have been good viewer accounts uh really no complaints yeah no no complaints making good money i don't know why i'm actually enjoying this really shitty counter-strike knockoff i mean that's kind of the bottom of the barrel i could literally play counter-strike against bots on a real stream at any second i could just go live streaming this and i mean why am i not right why am i not why am i not why am i i could i could actually be talking to people live but i'm not because i'm playing this and i really legitimately cannot tell you why fyi you do oh what the hell what the hell you hacking with a regular pistol are you kidding i'm raging in a clone i'm i have issues help help i'm gonna help hello i'm back again i've been playing quite a bit i made some money moves on the cryptocurrency exchange and now i have 37 000 now i'm ready to buy a house i can get this place and its internet speed is ungodly good i'm gonna skip all these even this would be great the detached hut that that sounds nice but i have enough money to buy a house so a big home in the most luxurious district yeah i'm gonna do that i have a house now i thought that would be more fanfare to that is that my house house five i guess it's time to move i've been doing this a lot and uh i've made a lot of progress and my car sucks and i could probably get a new car but you know how it is it's mashed up against this foliage i can't oh no hello there we go the slide in through the roof here that's fine all right let me i need to get my car because i need to pack up all my stuff not that i have a lot but you know how it is might as well take it i want to start completely from scratch oh is that an outhouse is that an outhouse oh my god there was a toilet here though all for 10 bucks for an outhouse to in a hole really you know i made a lot of memories here i had a lot of good times a lot of streams you always remember your first place you started your great streaming career and what a career it's been it can't do this without disassembling oh well that's oh my god but i have so many how do i drop things can i oh i put it in my hand and i throw it i think that i think that's what i do which is very strange yeah sure probably just gonna build a whole new computer when i get there because i have enough money to do so so why not but do you see how this is a problem and whatever i i don't know you want this take it and then my mouse and that's all i can bring it's not like i'm gonna be able to bring my i guess i could make multiple trips you know i guess that is the logical conclusion to all this but you know i i don't know i hope there's a bed there all right excuse me harden me you might want to move just suggesting you you should probably move man i hope it has indoor plumbing if this house doesn't come with toilets and like a bathtub i'm gonna be so upset yeah so basically i'm not gonna go back because it would cost me more to go back than it would just to buy some new stuff from zamasu oh this is lovely oh this is delightful this is great which one's mine okay excuse me excuse me excuse me what what what what am i stuck on i guess this is where we end our journey yes that's it all right hey thanks um for the warm welcome my home beautiful much better than that utter oh does this mean that i can get a fridge or something i look at this place look at i should have looked before i bought it but you know what i don't regret a thing this is delightful this ah this is goddamned that's weird but uh this is goddamn oh delightful hey how's it going neighbor how are you doing they're coming for me okay garage definitely not that i would have parked my car in the garage but you know things just don't work out that way so i think i'm gonna set up here just because i don't want to have to run out the door for delivery and food and whatnot well i mean oh i didn't bring a table oh can i get away without it oh no i cannot well all right then throw everything one at a goddamn time oh my god this is horrible i hate this oh but i'm not gonna be able to drive there because my car is stuck i now have to go get a new car because apparently i bricked mine how far away is it i wonder quietly to myself very far extremely far away i hope i have enough money for a car i got like twenty thousand dollars but is that gonna be enough for a car and i need to get a bed because i if if i don't sleep in a bed i don't save the game the game only saves when you sleep i have to run through the woods to get a car this is going so much worse than i had imagined that it was going to go okay i'll get a new car i'll swing by my old house pick up my bed toilet bathtub and desk and chair and i'll drive it all back and hopefully this new car will have better handling and also my streaming streak is going to go down or whatever guess it's not that big a deal guess no one really cares about it guess it's not my problem oh wait yes it is it's exactly my problem seems like there's a bit of a traffic jam here you guys all right man i know i'm hungry i know i know i know i know i can't order food on my phone so you know kind of got to deal with it okay what do we got what do we got 21 000 that's expensive uh 15 000 that's that's pretty okay 32 000 good god i mean this looks nice but that's all my money and this is the cheapest at a whopping eleven thousand do i need cash do i gotta get cash here atm where's an atm okay boom boom boom and boom okay i have enough money in my pocket and bam enter car it's mine now right sweet hand break off sure doesn't sound like oh okay sure doesn't sound like this type all right oh my god hey the brakes actually work on this i can't believe that the brakes work who would have thought what a design okay maybe this car is better ow handbrake okay now we get out hey can i get a scream could i get one scream please thank you for the scream appreciate that appreciate all right for god's sake get this in my bag i'm apparently rich now i've got my bed i have everything i need i can just go i'm not even gonna put in the trunk i'm just gonna carry my bed in the car and we're gonna go to the new place set it all up and get the hell out of this horrible nightmare world and leave it behind forever thank you everybody here and i'm sorry that you have to live here but i've moved on how about i just go straight there oh oh my god well yeah i think that's a good mx body yeah that's good that's that's enough for me i'm good all right bye you\n"