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"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enHow is it going guys? I am Matthias.And welcome to episode two, of \"Photoshop Fails.\"I did episode one which you can catch, right there.And you guys absolutely loved it, and request that I did another one and I did it because, you guys hit that like button.Because that really lets me know, if you wanna' see more.So if you wanna' see episode three... go crazy on that like button.(Dramatic Pause)NOW!(Another Long Dramatic Pause)Ok cool!Now, on to the video!I don't think that's where a muscle should be.(Laugh)(Confused Voice) I don't think that's... a muscle.Is that how muscles work?(Laughing) I don't think that's a muscle!Ohhhhhhh... yoooouuuuuuuZach Ephron (Laughs) I forgot his name!I'm just kidding Zach, I'm a fan.Oh my gosh. I'm not sure if this is a Photoshop Fail.Or... (Long Pause)If this snake is about to eat this child!The snake look's like it just ate something.Why am I looking at this photo!? (Laughs)C'mon, is this real?Is - Is this real, this isn't real right.(Laughs) I don't know what the writing is, but it's probably for some type, of Dentistry.I would imagine.(Laughs) That's going to be the thumbnail, right there guys. I know it already.(Laughs)It's not bad Photoshop work.I have to... I have to say this isn't bad Photoshop work.If you look at it, it looks good!Up until you see the other arm. (Laughs)Like, people only go halfway with these Photoshop jobs.There like, \"Ugh, got to get this up, got to impress the ladies real fastDO THE OTHER ARM BRO!!!When you wanna' hang out with your friend but......you can't.Wait, is that the same guy?(Laugh) Where is the ba-That is a giant wheel!What is wrong with this photo? 'Cause it looks slightly real though.(Laughs) That's the weird thing about Photoshop Fails, it's like-there like, \"What's off about it, but what's right about it?\"That is somethin' else guys.Nice... muscles.(Laughs)Always with the muscles, why is it always muscles, and breasts.Mabey he Photoshopped his hair as well.Or maybe that's just, swag.Okay this one, he didn't even try!He didn't even try with this one!Although he matches it.NoSomeone took a picture of this, this is like, a billboard or something.Oh my word! That is creepy, what happened to her?Do you ever like, take a photo, like a really weird, like perspective.And it looks like your arm is like, 10 times bigger then it should be.Mabey that's what happened here.(Laughs)Dude!Great, drawing.That's just, a really creepy hand.Like, there's so much extra pink.They didn't even try to match the-the skin tone at all!There just like, \"That will do, some red nail polish as well, that will make it look legit!\"(Laughs)Oh........What happened?Bieber? This is Bieber in 50 years.\"Justin Beamer\" (Laughs)Oh my gosh! It looks like there is an alien inside of him!THERE IS AN ALIEN COMING OUT OF HIS STOMACH!The abs, way to small bro.Make em' a little bit bigger, and a little less contrast. And then-and then they will be spot on.But besides that, you should go to the doctor. (Laughs)That's oddly...Unsettling.I almost...Want a taste.Objects in mirrors are closer then they appear.Never been more true. (Laughs)Dang girl!Like, you only work out one arm?Why is it always one arm?This is true, I saw this in a news post once.A guy found a mermaid and just......And just like that, \"Gone Fishin'.\" (Laughs)(Awkwardly Laughs)What? Why is it always with the fingers?!As legs?Wha-you guys! C'mon now! (Laughs)Mabey that's gonna' be thumbnail.I remember why I didn't want to do an episode 2.It's all comin' back to me now. (Laughs)See, in America.Soccer's not that big of a sport. But it turns out in other countries, it's not that big of a sport either.Because, they have to fake the audience.A lot.The same guy's like, eight times.What?They didn't get enough real people so they, had to fake more people in.You now? Make it look like it's a popular sport.Okay... this is odd.Looks like Brianna has an extra hand.But, where's it coming from?\"Stars without Photoshop.\"(Laughs)There saying that's the actual reflection. (Laughs). That's mean.There's not much to be said about this one.It's just......Strange(Laughs)Whaaaaaaat?!?!?!Wait, whaaattt?!(Confused Voice) How does this work?Alright c'mon now.Oh wait, the reflection!What's real?(Laughs)Alright guys!If you enjoyed this video, and you wanna' see another one of these.Just, give this video a like!And let me know what you think, which photo is the worse fail of them all, down in the comments below.And I will see you next time! High five!\n"