Pirillo #Vlog 778 - WE NEED A BIGGER BIB

For Me It's a Programy Thing to Say They're Cute

When it comes to something that is really funny, I'll do my best attempt at making it. My name is Paul, and I'm a web developer from pre-pre-73. This is one of my attempts at creating something humorous, and I hope you like it. Here's the first image, and here's another. They're both cute, y'all can share them with your friends because that's what they were made for. It's always exciting to see how people react to these kinds of things.

A Very Programy Thing to Say

They say that when something is really funny, it's because it's well-written and clever. But I think there's more to it than that. For me, it's all about the delivery. You have to be able to sell a joke or a punchline in order for people to laugh. That's why I've spent so much time practicing my comedy skills. And now, I'm excited to share them with you.

A Custom Wooden Darth Vader

I recently received a custom wooden Darth Vader figurine from Chris at Spacem Monkey designs.com. It comes with a stand and a lightsaber, which is perfect for any Star Wars fan. The best part? The sand on the surface of the figure is magnetic, making it easy to move around. I'm not sure what kind of dark side powers this figure has, but I'm excited to find out.

A Pet Rock

When there's something strange laying in your bed, who do you turn to for advice? For me, that person is always my pet rock. Yes, I know it sounds weird, but I've had a pet rock since childhood and I just can't get enough of them. There's something comforting about having a small, inanimate object that doesn't judge me.

A Toothbrush Head

I'll stop talking now because I just had another pretty good meeting with my vlogger fair team. The reason why I'm standing in the kitchen right now is because I don't like sitting in front of my computer when it comes to talking to other people on the phone. I want to listen to the conversation that's happening, cuz it's very important. As a figurehead for vlogger fair, I have a major announcement to make, but I'll say nothing more about it just yet.

A Geeky Event

I think that creating an event is a part of my blood. I've always wanted to host a geeky type of gathering, where people can come together and share their love of video games and technology. I even asked for feedback on this idea recently, but I'm still not sure how to make it happen. My plan is to start by bringing all the Seattle area geek YouTubers together, and then see if there's any interest in a larger event.

A Pedicure

I'm on my way to get a pedicure because I can no longer bend over to cut my toenails or paint them myself. I asked Chris if he'd do it for me, but he said no. So, I'll have to find another solution. And that's why I need to get these nails done – I'm going to a celebration this weekend in Texas and I don't want to wear open-toed shoes with ugly toenails.

A Darth Vader LED Light Lego

I didn't even know about the BrickShake until now, but it sounds amazing. I'll be able to build my Star Wars sets in the dark, which will be a game-changer for me. The only downside is that I'll have to make sure not to use up all the tin foil at once – there's nothing worse than running out of material.

A Soap Dispenser

Thank you, Steve, for sending us a soap dispenser! It's easy to refill and always looks great on my desk. And speaking of desks, I've been doing what is now a tradition – whenever I leave you alone, I make you bacon. It's become a little inside joke between us, but I think it's something that should be shared with the rest of the world.

A Stranger's Question

Today was the first day a stranger asked me how far along I was. When they said I just ate a watermelon, I felt like a fool and got a bit offended. But then they changed their mind and suggested my nail color matched the bacon – or at least complimented it. It was a strange conversation, but I'm glad I could help.

A Special Delivery

I received a package from Kurt Kelner with a Darth Vader LED light Lego inside. When he said "May the force be with me," I knew that this gift was special. And indeed, it is – I can finally build my Star Wars sets in the dark and show them off to friends.

A Tradition Continues

I'm doing what is now a tradition – every time I leave you alone, I make you bacon. It's become a part of our little routine, and I think it's something that should be shared with others. Who knows? Maybe one day, we'll have a whole team of people making bacon for each other.

A Mysterious Message

When there's something mysterious happening in the world, who do you turn to for answers? For me, that person is always my pet rock. Okay, maybe not exactly – but I do have a feeling that there's more going on than meets the eye. And I'll be keeping an eye out for any clues.

A Final Thought

That's all for now. I hope you've enjoyed this little programy thing of mine. Remember to always keep a sense of humor and never take yourself too seriously. That's the key to life – or at least, that's what I think.

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daddy's recording are you ready to eat now you didn't want to eat this morning let's try it again go ahead okay we're not watching fine I'll eat it m so good that worked that's it I'm making Chris a ham sandwich just added some dejon mustard you need a bib Fortuna I have a bib Fortuna he's upstairs oh really are you my plate holder mhm you're doing a great job do not record me why naked through the house oh hey hi I said don't why are you running naked through the house oh that's your Scotty vest yes I I love it because it's not too thick and it's not too thin does that make sense yeah like me and I can put my phone in here Pockets you never wear anything with pockets I know that's why I need this and I could even make it into a little hoodie if it's raining oh it's like we're getting mared in a dark Veil how come it's June and we're wearing sweaters who's we oh yeah by we I mean me I'm up here there you go you're turning into me no this is you di cam no no no you can't Diana cam Diana's holding the cam it'd be Chris cam cuz you're point at Chris and I just referred to myself in the third person this is much more entertaining I'm sure some people would bait to differ your wish came true I got a bib but it's not for me it's for baby pillo from Paul at pre pre 73 he's a web developer and this was his best attempt at making something really funny and he hopes we like them this is one and this is another a very programy thing to say they're cute y'all can share them you know it's here what do you mean I'm not Wicked I'm Chris from spacem Monkey designs.com a custom wooden dark Vader and yes he has a stand and a lightsaber check it out babe what the sand is magnetic this is Art when there's something strange laying in your bed who you going to pet t w longa were you talking about me earlier yeah I'm playing with my toothbrush heads I'll stop had another pretty good meeting with my vlogger fair team and the reason why I'm standing in the kitchen right now is because I don't like sitting in front of my computer when it comes to talking to other people on the phone because I don't want to get distracted I want to listen to the conversation that's happening cuz it's very important I'm kind of like the figurehead for vlogger fair as it's called a gathering of vloggers in Seattle and we've got a major announcement to make but I can't say anything right now suffice it to say I I think that it'll make a lot of teenage girls very happy but I can't say who or why just yet uh but I'm excited about it too um you know it's an experience to create an event and I think it's a part of my blood like wanting to create events and I even asked uh the other week I think it was in the tldr broadcast that I would like to do a geeky type of event but I just don't know how to put a finer point on that and it may begin with bringing all the Seattle area geek YouTubers together and you know geeking out much like I do with Jerry on a regular basis you know Barnacle nerd orm and starting there to see if there is any interest here in the Seattle area for doing a larger type of event around people who love video and and and geeking out in video um yeah it's it's it's just it's something that I I enjoy doing I enjoy being a host for events not just a host in front of the camera and I was going to tell you I needed to sneeze but I I think you know that now Diana was last seen stepping out of this door and into the car car to get her nails done I'm on my way to get a pedicure and I'll tell you why because I can no longer bend over to cut my toenails much less paint them and I asked Chris if he wanted to do that for me but he said no so I need to get them pretty because I'll be going to a celebration this weekend in Texas and I'll be wearing open toad shoes so they they should look a little cute right I probably wouldn't even make this a priority if I didn't have somewhere to go we've got package this one from Kurt Kelner May the force be with me I'd wait until my birthday but I'd rather not oh oh I didn't have this one a Darth Vader LED light Lego but I didn't hear the brick Shake finally I'll be able to put my sets together in the dark there are my toes they're cold and wet but they're pretty that's awesome I agree thank you Steve mannering for sending us a soap dispenser oh easy to refill too you got to be careful about using up all the tin foil cuz then you won't have anything left over for your hat I am doing what is now a tradition I think every time I leave you alone I make you bacon you leave me alone a lot I mean every time I'm gone I'll just be gone for the weekend stop freaking out everybody she'll be back before you know it in fact I think you'll be back before the Vlog where you go way will be uploaded which makes it a very quick trip mhm today was the first day a stranger asked me how far along I was I said I just ate a watermelon I'm a little fool and a bit offended I'd say your nail color matches the bacon or compliments the bacon ow sorry I didn't mean to brush your um what should be here guess the color salmon no bacon it's got the word man go in it mango bacon did it mango no it's called where did su's Mano get it get it mango the bacon the mango to the bacon mango color bacon man but please baby don't ever make mango bacon ew I just recorded your fart thanks again for liking commenting subscribing becoming a patron watching even more of our videos right now after visiting one of our YouTube Pages clicking the gear icon next to the subscribed button to enable updatesthank you for watching liking commenting sharing and subscribing right now are you ready to go for a walk yeah better unlock it first wow oh no wait there STK this way guys come on what do you smell did you find some treasure I'll sit here while you guys explore there you go now let's go to the right good job now this is a little bit of an uphill oh oh no I'm coming back don't worry good job such good puppies now anybody else need to go potty before we take off again let's just pray there aren't any snakes up here uhoh what are you doing ah what's that that's a hole now what's in that hole okay guys let's make this quicker let's go W it get out of there I'm getting a little scared and we have a ways to go why are you guys behind me are you scared it's okay come on come on oh you're stuck pixie do you you guys not want to go this way is there something I should know let's go down slowly cuz Mommy has to be careful will you guys catch me if I fall sh your daddy's recording are you ready to eat now you didn't want to eat this morning let's try it again go ahead okay we're not watching fine I'll eat it m so good that worked that's it I'm making Chris a ham sandwich just added some dejon mustard you need a bib Fortuna I have a bib Fortuna he's upstairs oh really are you my plate holder mhm you're doing a great job do not record me why naked through the house oh hey hi I said don't why are you running naked through the house oh that's your Scotty vest yes I I love it because it's not too thick and it's not too thin does that make sense yeah like me and I can put my phone in here Pockets you never wear anything with pockets I know that's why I need this and I could even make it into a little hoodie if it's raining oh it's like we're getting mared in a dark Veil how come it's June and we're wearing sweaters who's we oh yeah by we I mean me I'm up here there you go you're turning into me no this is you di cam no no no you can't Diana cam Diana's holding the cam it'd be Chris cam cuz you're point at Chris and I just referred to myself in the third person this is much more entertaining I'm sure some people would bait to differ your wish came true I got a bib but it's not for me it's for baby pillo from Paul at pre pre 73 he's a web developer and this was his best attempt at making something really funny and he hopes we like them this is one and this is another a very programy thing to say they're cute y'all can share them you know it's here what do you mean I'm not Wicked I'm Chris from spacem Monkey designs.com a custom wooden dark Vader and yes he has a stand and a lightsaber check it out babe what the sand is magnetic this is Art when there's something strange laying in your bed who you going to pet t w longa were you talking about me earlier yeah I'm playing with my toothbrush heads I'll stop had another pretty good meeting with my vlogger fair team and the reason why I'm standing in the kitchen right now is because I don't like sitting in front of my computer when it comes to talking to other people on the phone because I don't want to get distracted I want to listen to the conversation that's happening cuz it's very important I'm kind of like the figurehead for vlogger fair as it's called a gathering of vloggers in Seattle and we've got a major announcement to make but I can't say anything right now suffice it to say I I think that it'll make a lot of teenage girls very happy but I can't say who or why just yet uh but I'm excited about it too um you know it's an experience to create an event and I think it's a part of my blood like wanting to create events and I even asked uh the other week I think it was in the tldr broadcast that I would like to do a geeky type of event but I just don't know how to put a finer point on that and it may begin with bringing all the Seattle area geek YouTubers together and you know geeking out much like I do with Jerry on a regular basis you know Barnacle nerd orm and starting there to see if there is any interest here in the Seattle area for doing a larger type of event around people who love video and and and geeking out in video um yeah it's it's it's just it's something that I I enjoy doing I enjoy being a host for events not just a host in front of the camera and I was going to tell you I needed to sneeze but I I think you know that now Diana was last seen stepping out of this door and into the car car to get her nails done I'm on my way to get a pedicure and I'll tell you why because I can no longer bend over to cut my toenails much less paint them and I asked Chris if he wanted to do that for me but he said no so I need to get them pretty because I'll be going to a celebration this weekend in Texas and I'll be wearing open toad shoes so they they should look a little cute right I probably wouldn't even make this a priority if I didn't have somewhere to go we've got package this one from Kurt Kelner May the force be with me I'd wait until my birthday but I'd rather not oh oh I didn't have this one a Darth Vader LED light Lego but I didn't hear the brick Shake finally I'll be able to put my sets together in the dark there are my toes they're cold and wet but they're pretty that's awesome I agree thank you Steve mannering for sending us a soap dispenser oh easy to refill too you got to be careful about using up all the tin foil cuz then you won't have anything left over for your hat I am doing what is now a tradition I think every time I leave you alone I make you bacon you leave me alone a lot I mean every time I'm gone I'll just be gone for the weekend stop freaking out everybody she'll be back before you know it in fact I think you'll be back before the Vlog where you go way will be uploaded which makes it a very quick trip mhm today was the first day a stranger asked me how far along I was I said I just ate a watermelon I'm a little fool and a bit offended I'd say your nail color matches the bacon or compliments the bacon ow sorry I didn't mean to brush your um what should be here guess the color salmon no bacon it's got the word man go in it mango bacon did it mango no it's called where did su's Mano get it get it mango the bacon the mango to the bacon mango color bacon man but please baby don't ever make mango bacon ew I just recorded your fart thanks again for liking commenting subscribing becoming a patron watching even more of our videos right now after visiting one of our 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