The new MacBook has been fine, yeah, it definitely feels a lot more responsive. It's not great, but it's definitely better than it was before. One thing that I do really like about the little MacBook is that it's been so quiet through all of this. I've basically not heard any fan noise from it, which is a huge improvement over any gaming laptop.
Now, just to compare more directly, I did try playing Dota again on the MacBook display with a more comparable resolution. Yeah, it may be retina sharp and have beautiful colors, but wow, is it not good for gaming now? I also tried Dirt, but getting it to run on an external monitor was the most annoying of any of the games.
When you launch the game, you have to do it without the external monitor plugged in, and then you have to go into the settings once you're there, plug the monitor in, and then there's like a 30% chance that the settings won't lock off and force you to use some very low resolution default setting. Most of the time, the settings locks you out, so then you have to restart the whole process again and hope that this time the settings don't lock you out.
You have to decide do you want to display struggle or use the monitor in the MacBook that has the motion rendering and input lag over 90's plasma television. I'm just gonna stop myself there because it goes on like that for a while, and at this point, we all know that gaming on a MacBook is like going to a buffet where most of your favorite food is just locked behind glass counters.
The little bit of food that you do have access to is several years old and just keeps glitching through your plate. But quite frankly, I don't mind that Apple treats non-mobile gaming like it's an STD. They may catch if they're not careful because I don't want Apple anywhere near the games industry.
The one thing that Apple is good at above all else is finding a way to charge unbelievable amounts for things and then having people still buy them. So, they're just gonna find a way to make gaming even more expensive, and it's not like game publishers need any help milking their customers dry.
If Apple starts buying game publishers, we may get Apple-exclusive games which would mean we'd have to buy a $20,000 MacBook just to play League of Legends or whatever. Can you imagine what would happen if Apple buys a company like Nintendo?
Hey, uh, I just want to buy one of those new Nintendo-designed-in-California switches, please, the one that's made from brushed aluminum so it's disgusting after the first time you've touched it. The base model for that is two thousand dollars, whoa, that is way too much money.
Yeah, but remember, it smells neutral and clean from the box, yeah, I guess you gotta pay for that. That makes sense. Oh, by the way, the base model doesn't actually come with any storage in it, and you kind of need that for it to work, uh, but luckily we have new Neural SSDs, and getting a 256GB one only costs an extra thousand two hundred dollars.
That is insane. I'm just gonna buy the base model and then I'll add my own storage, but you can't upgrade it yourself because it uses the new Neural SSDs; it's just an OEM Samsung drive. I can see it from here, yeah, but it's got neural in it there is no way anybody's gonna pay that amount for it. Um, they all did.
You know what? No, thank you. I don't want it anymore. Okay, well, I guess you're not gonna be able to play the new Smash Bros then. Look at all these awesome screenshots without any actual gameplay in it. Fine. Let me call my bank... oh yeah, did you want to charge it with that?