Before you upgrade to iPhone 13...

In the past, I've been a bit iffy about why the Pro deserves its name because, really, it's been like a slight different design, couple of minor tweaks, and that's it. This year though, there's some real differentiation, especially if you're looking at these standard-sized iPhone 13s and Pros, which are the exact same size and physical dimensions primarily. For $200 more, you're getting a far better display, you're getting a majorly improved camera setup. These phones have really earned the Pro name in a way that makes the iPhone 13s and mini look weak. They look like very minor upgrades, whereas the Pros have gotten all of the good, fun, shiny toys.

Speaking of shiny toys, I think one of the things that I was most excited for beyond just purely the iPhone, was the new iPad mini. They finally redesigned the iPad mini for what certainly feels like the first time in a very, very long time. Now I know a lot of people might not be a huge fan of the mini, but those who are, I think they're going to really love this upgrade. It basically is a shrunk-down iPad Pro. So you have that same design language, you have a number of colors, including some stuff like purple and gold and pink and whatnot, but importantly, it now fits in the same size form factor.

An 8.3-inch liquid retina True Tone display at 500 nits. One thing I do think is a little bit hard to swallow is that the mini price tag. So it's now from $400, they've upgraded the price to $500 this time. If you want to get this new shiny iPad mini, it starts at $500. But what probably is the thing that is going to excite people more than that is the new Apple Watch Series 7.

I love Apple Watches. I have been an Apple Watch user since the very beginning. I use an Apple Watch more than I use an iPhone, right? A lot of times like this phone kind of sticks around to make sure the Apple Watch works because this is such a better smartwatch than anything that's out there. So before the event, there was a lot of discussion about whether there would be a much more like an iPad, iPhone 13-style flat design for the watch.

I'm very happy to report that that was not correct. This looks very similar, which some people were kind of complaining on Twitter that that's a bad thing. But personally, I have always liked the look of the Apple Watch, and now we have a much larger display, actually a curved display underneath to sort of match. It's a 20% larger screen than the Series 6, and a 50% larger than the Series 3. You have a 1.7 millimeter border that goes all the way around, which is 40% thinner.

Like it's pretty much a full-screen watch face, which I personally think is a no-brainer, right? I mean, you've got the same size, why would you have any bezel? If you can just make this watch as big as possible without actually making the physical size bigger, why not? We didn't see the other things that were rumored for the event, like the MacBooks or AirPods or anything like that. But to me, just kind of putting a little finer point on the entire video, if you are considering upgrading from any iPhone to the iPhone 13s, strongly consider that Pro.

Yes, you can save a little bit of money by going with the regular iPhone 13, and if you really like the smaller size, the mini is still, I think, a solid device. Which is better this year. As much as I've loved the last year on the mini, these upgrades that we've seen on the camera and across the iPhone 13 have pretty clearly convinced me to go with the iPhone 13 Pro.

We use the cameras for video all the time, we use it obviously for like social media, there's a lot that I can see as far as value on that phone, and the fact that it is at the same price, and it seems such a comprehensive upgrade, not only makes the iPhone 13 look bad but also, I've got to give the props. I mean, they've given us more of everything. So for a regular S model year, I think it's a very solid upgrade.

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