Tying a Tie: A Step-by-Step Guide

It's really imperative that you listen closely because I'm going to be using a lot of terminology that you guys might not understand so first off we take the long skinny carrot and we drop it over the pencil and then you take the rabbit through the loop like it's chasing a fox and then you pull it on back down like you're choking a goat. Like that, you see? Then you put it through the holes, that's not like anything, and then there you go, ta-da! You shouldn't be wearing a tie, you're 10. Hey man, how do you apply makeup? Here is what you need to learn about life, my friend. As important as it is to ask the right questions, it's just as important to ask the right people. How do you know if everyone hates you? A good way to know if people hate you is if you're just walking down the school hallway and people like shove you and kick you and spit on you. That's how you know.

How to Get Noticed by YouTubers

Just like that friend, how do you get noticed by YouTubers? I'm not sure what your friend did, but I'll give you some advice. Just be yourself, don't try to fake it, and always keep a positive attitude. People can tell when you're being genuine or not, so just relax and be yourself.

How to Reheat French Fries

Reheating French fries is actually quite simple. All you need to do is heat them up in the oven at 400 degrees Fahrenheit for about 10-15 minutes. Make sure they're spread out on a baking sheet to prevent them from steaming instead of crisping up.

How to Find the End of a Rainbow

Finding the end of a rainbow sounds like a magical adventure, but unfortunately, it's not possible. Rainbows are just optical illusions created by the way light interacts with water droplets in the air. There is no actual "end" to a rainbow.

How to Make Clouds Rain

Making clouds rain requires some understanding of atmospheric science and meteorology, but I'll give you a simplified explanation. To make it rain, you need to create convection currents in the atmosphere by heating the ground or using industrial equipment like fog machines. However, this is not something that can be done at home.

How to Make a Sunrise

Making a sunrise sounds like a pretty cool trick, but unfortunately, it's just not possible. The sun rises every morning due to the Earth's rotation on its axis. While you might be able to create a simulated sunrise using special effects or lighting, there's no actual way to make one happen naturally.

How to Do a Backflip

Doing a backflip sounds like something you'd see in a gymnastics competition or a movie stunt, but it's actually quite simple once you know the right technique. To do a backflip, simply approach an obstacle and jump off of it while keeping your arms extended. Then, rotate your body 360 degrees while tucking your knees up to your chest.

How to be Nerdy Without Looking It

Being nerdy is often associated with wearing thick-framed glasses and being socially awkward. However, there's no one "right" way to be a nerd. You can simply enjoy learning new things, reading books, or playing video games and still look cool at the same time.

How to Get Brownie Points

Getting brownie points is simple: be sincere. If you genuinely appreciate someone's hard work or effort, they're more likely to notice and respond positively. Try complimenting your coworkers or friends on their accomplishments, and see if it helps you get some brownie points.

How to Talk to a Girl (or Guy)

Talking to someone you like can be intimidating, but here's the thing: don't try too hard. Just relax and be yourself. Ask her questions about her interests or hobbies, and listen attentively to what she has to say. Don't force it if it doesn't happen naturally.

How to Get Brownie Points (Again)

Getting brownie points is all about being sincere. If you genuinely appreciate someone's hard work or effort, they're more likely to notice and respond positively. Try complimenting your friends or family members on their accomplishments, and see if it helps you get some brownie points.

Guitar Tricks

If you could see there's a guitar right there to be honest with you, that's a really cheap guitar and it's probably only worth $100. So if you offer me $200 for it, I'll let you have it. However, this is not a fair trade since you're offering twice as much money.

How to Destroy the Empire (for the Rebel Alliance)

The Rebel Alliance sounds like a cool group to be part of, but destroying an empire is no easy task. Here's a step-by-step guide:

Step 1: Get all the chocolate in the world just own it all. Just somehow acquire enough chocolate to control the entire supply chain. This will give you power and influence over the people who consume it.

Step 2: Use your newfound power to spread fear and panic throughout the empire. Make them believe that you're a threat, and they'll be more likely to surrender without a fight.

Step 3: Once you've got everyone in your pocket, start making demands for independence or freedom from the empire's rule. This will take some time and patience, but eventually, the people will rise up and join your cause.

The Rebel Alliance might be cool, but destroying an empire is no easy task. It takes a lot of planning, strategy, and dedication to succeed.

How to Apply Makeup

Applying makeup can seem intimidating at first, but here's a simplified guide:

* Start with a clean face and a primer or moisturizer.

* Choose your foundation color that matches your skin tone and apply it evenly across your face.

* Use concealer to cover up any blemishes or dark circles under the eyes.

* Add some color to your cheeks and lips using blush and lipstick.

* Set everything in place with a setting spray, and you're good to go!

Overall, applying makeup is all about enhancing your natural features and feeling confident. Experiment with different products and techniques until you find what works best for you.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enand welcome how's it going guys I am Maas and welcome to an how to episode where you guys have asked me the all wise maias on how to do a lot of things and I will bestow upon you my experience with all of these matters how do you make cupcakes you're thinking about this all wrong use plastic for your cups if you use a cake water will just go right through it how do you wake up in the morning without hating the morning wake up in the afternoon and then you could just forget the morning ever exists how do you dance without looking stupid I don't think you can do that one how do you handle bullies to be honest I would steer clear of them you don't I mean the last thing I would want to do is touch bullies how to party hard you have to be 21 how do I properly dispose of a dead body we've gone over this the LA River works wonders how to get rid of siblings refer to the previous question how do you solve a Rubik's Cube I heard that the most effective way to solve a Rubik's Cube was with your feet I could be wrong how do you come up with a question that's worthy of being on an askm video thank you for asking this okay here is the secret to getting your question in ask Matt okay make your question a real question all right if they're random and silly I don't know what to do with it how many rainbows does it take for a dog to fart on the bacon strip I I don't know what to do with that I don't know I I don't know how do you make friends you're asking the wrong question again how do you make enemies that's a much more interesting question first off you go up to the first person you see and punch him in the face you've just created a nemesis do you have twitch yes I do it's actually twitch.tv/ Mathias am and I am actually starting to live stream a lot more hopefully around like three times a week because I got a new pc yay how do you make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich okay that's a bad question let me replace the question again a good question is how do you make a good sandwich involving peanut butter and let me tell you it's it's a layer of bread you got your peanut butter then you you got your honey then you got your banana then you got more honey and then you got bread and then you let that that sandwich soak all the honey on either side so the bread is like crusty with honey so good how to memorize things and stuff and things I was told once that the best way to memorize things is right before you go to sleep you think about it and you repeat it in your mind over and over and over however if you're trying to remember a girl's name that could just get really creepy really fast how do you make money over the summer as a teenager I personally mowe lawn but I also saw a lot of other kids just ask their parents directly for money that seemed to work too how do you tie a tie okay this seems like a popular question and it's searched a lot so I'm going to show you all how to tie a tie um it's really imperative that you listen closely because I'm going to be using a lot of terminology that you guys might not understand so first off we take the long skinny carrot and we drop it over the pencil and then you take the rabbit through the loop like it's chasing a fox and then you pull it it on back down like you're choking a goat like that you see and then you put it through the holes that's not like anything and then there you go taada you shouldn't be wearing a tie you're 10 hey mant how do you apply makeup here is what you need to learn about life my friend as important as it is to ask the right questions it's just as important to ask the right people how do you know if everyone hates you a good way to know if people hate you is if you're just walking down the school hallway and people like shove you and kick you and spit on you that's how you know how do you get noticed by YouTubers just like that friend how do you reheat French fries how do you find the end of a rainbow how do you make the clouds rain how do you make the sunrise stupid question dude how do you do a backflip it's the same thing as doing a front flip you just do it backwards how to be nerdy without looking it convince one of your other nerd friends to be your significant other and people will be like wow there with someone and I'm not I must be the nerd how to like a girl I mean if you don't already like girls I mean Don't Force It how to get brownie points the trick to getting brownie points is being sincere Amanda you look hot today she gave me a dirty look but if I'm like Amanda I really appreciate all the hard work you do for me see you hear that little giggle she gave me a dirty look again how do manboys think I don't know what a manboy is but I have no idea how they think how do I get that guitar behind you if you could see there's there's like a little guitar right there to to be honest with you that's a really cheap guitar and it's probably only worth 100 bucks so if you offer me 200 it's as good as yours how do I destroy the empire for the Rebel Alliance too soon how to get attention without annoying someone totally impossible actually that is not impossible a lot of people think it's impossible because their natural instinct isn't to do this thing right here compliment them this is a serious answer compliment them genuinely and Trust me you will have their attention how not to laugh if it's hard not to laugh when you are trying not to laugh then it's probably hard to laugh when you're trying to laugh so therefore switch them try to laugh when you don't want to laugh and you probably won't laugh how do I eat cereal like a gentlemen you simply hold out your pinky how to be a rebel don't pick up your dog's poop how do you contemplate Bronies could you have people obsessed with Bronies what do you call them how to prevent the birds and the bees talk from happening there's really no way to prevent it but you can try and turn the tables a little bit okay so if you kind of already know how this works you want to sit down with your parents and you are the one to start the conversation and hold the conversation so therefore you're telling them how it works so really you're laughing on the inside but they're uncomfortable rather than the other way around like it happened to me how do I take over the world in Three Easy Steps step one get all the chocolate in the world just own it all just somehow acquire every last bit of chocolate cholate step two since you have all the chocolate now you can control all the women in the world because of how much they like chocolate step three since you control the women you technically now also control all the men because the women control the men trust me it works how to kill a ghost the question is is a ghost alive no it's not how do you take screenshots oh yeah if you're on the Mac it's command Q who whoa whoa whoa whoa all right guys hope you enjoyed that video if you did make sure you give it a like and the next askm is going to be about school so put your school related questions down in the comments below don't ask me questions about how to talk to your crush or how to get a guy or a girl to like you because we have established all that in previous episodes give me something school related but not about love all right I'll see you next time love youand welcome how's it going guys I am Maas and welcome to an how to episode where you guys have asked me the all wise maias on how to do a lot of things and I will bestow upon you my experience with all of these matters how do you make cupcakes you're thinking about this all wrong use plastic for your cups if you use a cake water will just go right through it how do you wake up in the morning without hating the morning wake up in the afternoon and then you could just forget the morning ever exists how do you dance without looking stupid I don't think you can do that one how do you handle bullies to be honest I would steer clear of them you don't I mean the last thing I would want to do is touch bullies how to party hard you have to be 21 how do I properly dispose of a dead body we've gone over this the LA River works wonders how to get rid of siblings refer to the previous question how do you solve a Rubik's Cube I heard that the most effective way to solve a Rubik's Cube was with your feet I could be wrong how do you come up with a question that's worthy of being on an askm video thank you for asking this okay here is the secret to getting your question in ask Matt okay make your question a real question all right if they're random and silly I don't know what to do with it how many rainbows does it take for a dog to fart on the bacon strip I I don't know what to do with that I don't know I I don't know how do you make friends you're asking the wrong question again how do you make enemies that's a much more interesting question first off you go up to the first person you see and punch him in the face you've just created a nemesis do you have twitch yes I do it's actually twitch.tv/ Mathias am and I am actually starting to live stream a lot more hopefully around like three times a week because I got a new pc yay how do you make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich okay that's a bad question let me replace the question again a good question is how do you make a good sandwich involving peanut butter and let me tell you it's it's a layer of bread you got your peanut butter then you you got your honey then you got your banana then you got more honey and then you got bread and then you let that that sandwich soak all the honey on either side so the bread is like crusty with honey so good how to memorize things and stuff and things I was told once that the best way to memorize things is right before you go to sleep you think about it and you repeat it in your mind over and over and over however if you're trying to remember a girl's name that could just get really creepy really fast how do you make money over the summer as a teenager I personally mowe lawn but I also saw a lot of other kids just ask their parents directly for money that seemed to work too how do you tie a tie okay this seems like a popular question and it's searched a lot so I'm going to show you all how to tie a tie um it's really imperative that you listen closely because I'm going to be using a lot of terminology that you guys might not understand so first off we take the long skinny carrot and we drop it over the pencil and then you take the rabbit through the loop like it's chasing a fox and then you pull it it on back down like you're choking a goat like that you see and then you put it through the holes that's not like anything and then there you go taada you shouldn't be wearing a tie you're 10 hey mant how do you apply makeup here is what you need to learn about life my friend as important as it is to ask the right questions it's just as important to ask the right people how do you know if everyone hates you a good way to know if people hate you is if you're just walking down the school hallway and people like shove you and kick you and spit on you that's how you know how do you get noticed by YouTubers just like that friend how do you reheat French fries how do you find the end of a rainbow how do you make the clouds rain how do you make the sunrise stupid question dude how do you do a backflip it's the same thing as doing a front flip you just do it backwards how to be nerdy without looking it convince one of your other nerd friends to be your significant other and people will be like wow there with someone and I'm not I must be the nerd how to like a girl I mean if you don't already like girls I mean Don't Force It how to get brownie points the trick to getting brownie points is being sincere Amanda you look hot today she gave me a dirty look but if I'm like Amanda I really appreciate all the hard work you do for me see you hear that little giggle she gave me a dirty look again how do manboys think I don't know what a manboy is but I have no idea how they think how do I get that guitar behind you if you could see there's there's like a little guitar right there to to be honest with you that's a really cheap guitar and it's probably only worth 100 bucks so if you offer me 200 it's as good as yours how do I destroy the empire for the Rebel Alliance too soon how to get attention without annoying someone totally impossible actually that is not impossible a lot of people think it's impossible because their natural instinct isn't to do this thing right here compliment them this is a serious answer compliment them genuinely and Trust me you will have their attention how not to laugh if it's hard not to laugh when you are trying not to laugh then it's probably hard to laugh when you're trying to laugh so therefore switch them try to laugh when you don't want to laugh and you probably won't laugh how do I eat cereal like a gentlemen you simply hold out your pinky how to be a rebel don't pick up your dog's poop how do you contemplate Bronies could you have people obsessed with Bronies what do you call them how to prevent the birds and the bees talk from happening there's really no way to prevent it but you can try and turn the tables a little bit okay so if you kind of already know how this works you want to sit down with your parents and you are the one to start the conversation and hold the conversation so therefore you're telling them how it works so really you're laughing on the inside but they're uncomfortable rather than the other way around like it happened to me how do I take over the world in Three Easy Steps step one get all the chocolate in the world just own it all just somehow acquire every last bit of chocolate cholate step two since you have all the chocolate now you can control all the women in the world because of how much they like chocolate step three since you control the women you technically now also control all the men because the women control the men trust me it works how to kill a ghost the question is is a ghost alive no it's not how do you take screenshots oh yeah if you're on the Mac it's command Q who whoa whoa whoa whoa all right guys hope you enjoyed that video if you did make sure you give it a like and the next askm is going to be about school so put your school related questions down in the comments below don't ask me questions about how to talk to your crush or how to get a guy or a girl to like you because we have established all that in previous episodes give me something school related but not about love all right I'll see you next time love you\n"