The Art of Gibberish: A Conversation About Language and Entertainment
No it was flippedT: Wayho no hurahE: My nose is rotten T:*laughs*M: My playful nose is rottenM: My playful nose is boughtT: Playhul nose oughtM and E: Playful nose rotE: Playful knows notT: Play- *wheeze* E: SlipknotM: My playful nose not notT: Playhul nose wotM and E: Playful nose rotT: *laughs out of frustration*E: I love bratwurst, I love playing with bratwurst T: *laughs*M: I love putting bratwurst in my eyes!E: BRATWURST BRATWURST BRATWURSTT: Playful nose bowpM and E: Playful nose knocks*elongated wheeze*T: Ayhul nose bowpM: Bale-full Bane killed BatmanE: I like a playful cock*Everyone laughs*M: I've got SAAAND in my VAGIIINAAT: Hold on, one of you guys is could get this oneAaahhheeeleleE: Oh boy M: You don't have to do thatT: Playful nose wokM: Playful nose rockE and T: *laugh*T: Playful nose wopM: Playful nose....rot, fought T: *wheezes again*M: Playful-playful nose pot, playful nose bought,M: playful nose wattT: Playful nose ropE: Playful nose rock, playful nose talk T: *laughs*M: Playful nose...crocT: *wheezes* M: pot!E: PLAYFUL NOSE BOP!M: OOOooooooooohhhhhhhh...gotchaT: ARGHE: It was the inflection that was throwing me offM: YeahT: It was really hard to do bop!M: *giggles*E: I got fiveT: Total on that turn?E: On this turn I got fiveT: So you have ten totalT: There were plenty of times where you guys were just one word offT: You said 'the' instead of 'a' and like-E: So I got ten total what did you get?M: Niiiine?M: NineE: And Tyler you got?T: FiveE: YessM: I thought I got more that roundT: I thought you got more tooM: But apparently I didn'tE: I WIN YAYT: There were ones where you basically gave him the answer and he changed one wordT: And I was like.. I felt bad giving it to himT: But he got the one word right that you got wrong M:Aww.. okM: Alright it's only fair, alrightM: So anyway, that is... whatever the fuck this game is calledM: So it is...uhm...M: ...fun?E: Yeah it's funT: It's entertainingM: It's entertaining... yeah, definitely, it's entertainingM: So, anyway. So, Ethan's the winnerE: Yay M: Congratulations EthanM: uhhh... second, thirdT: I suck at understanding...gibberishM: It was like- it's just like uh- whenever there's Bs and Ps togetherM: It wasn't very good... I have no idea whyE: It's hard T: Oh it's more comfortable this wayT: It actually is more comfortable this wayM: Is that what we're supposed to be doing?T: No M: We didn't actually look at the boxT: No it's down- I watched it numerous timesT: But it's more comfortable upM: So anyway, thank you everybody so much for watchingM: Hope you enjoyed this oneM: Thank you Ethan and Tyler for being here with meM: uh... Hope you got a lot of pictures out of thatM: Lot of gifs- lot of uh...M: Yeah a lot- add to your collectionM: I know you all have a folder of this kind of stuff so uhM: Just uh- put it in there with that stuff soT: Let us know if we had anything in our teeth *laughs*M: Let us know how we didM: If you play this at home.... I don't know put a video of it on the internet we'll look at itM: So thanks again everybody so much for watchingYou can find their stuff in the links in the description belowand as always we will see YOU in the next videobuh-bye!Ethan: Bye Tyler: BYeeee
"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enM: Hello everybody... my name is MarkiplierM: Welcome... to... Speak OutM: The game... where you... try to understand...M: what I sayM: Does that make... any sense to you?E: Makes sense to me!T: I understandM: Speak Out... is a game where we are gonna beM: reading from these cards and-M: Ah- Ugh- fucking hellM: Why would anyone play this? It's fucking terrible!T: This is Chris Pratt's favourite game.M: Who?E: Chris PrattT: Chris Pratt's mom's favourite gameM: Well, who gives a fuck what Chris Pratt thinks?E: Excuse me-T: Chris Pratt's mom!E: Oh, Chris Pratt's mom!M: Chris Pratt's mom?M: Who gives a fuck what Chris Pratt's mom thinks? *he and Ethan laugh*E: Probably Chris Pratt... and his motherM: ProbablyM: That loser!E: If I could meet one celebrity I think it'd be Chris PrattM: Oh yeah, no, I'd love to meet Chris Pratt, he's a really, uh-E: Over Zac Efron?M:Yeah, actuallyE: Really?M: Well I like Zac for his body,I like Chris for his mind*all laugh*T: So Zac is the object and... Pratt is the- the personality?M: Yeah, exactlyM: Oh yeah, definitely. They could be together in one body...M: Phew*Ethan giggles*T: Obviously Zac's bodyM: I dunno...E: I mean both- like Chris Pratt got real fit.M: He did, yeah, he didT: YeahM: Yeah, he did...M: Anyway, so th-th- Speak Out!M: So, anyway, what we're gonna do- uh, it's not traditionally played with threeM: players but we came up with a way that it could be!M: So what's gonna happen is:M: These two are gonna go head to head!M: I'm going to... do three turns of this thing...M: Because I think it's a minuteM: It's a minute- little sand timer here- so I'm gonna do three turns of this,M: And they're gonna try to get as many cards as I can-M: let's do two, just 'cause it's gonna be hell for meE: MmhmmM: Cause it sucks a lotM: This hurts really badly! It just presses on the top of your gums for some reason.M: So what we're gonna do is we're gonna set the timer, and then we're gonna go for thatM: And then whoever- because once I'm done then Ethan's gonna rotate in, then Tyler's gonna rotate inM: E-Everyone will have two chances to guess what we are sayingM: Whoeverrrhgh has the most cards at the end of it winsM: Makes sense?E: Makes sense.M: Cool. Alright?T: Alright.M: Cool.M: Are... you... ready?E: Aye, aye, CaptainT: I-I guessM: Uhhhar- Ooh, I don't think you areE: Ugh, your tongue is horrifying *laughs*M: GoodM: You guys ready?T: YeahM: Three... Two... One...M: *with difficulty* Orin... eeull... ake ee YANNE: Orange people... hate my dog?M: Orinn... hee-hul... hake yee YOHNE: Boring people make me yawn!M: YESH!E: Yes!M: Nerrr... cueshchin... narthaE and T: Never question Martha!M: That was at the same time!E and T: *laughing*M: That's a half-point for both of ya!E: RANDO!M: Lawyers wear HANT-suits to HEAD!E and T: Lawyers wear hand-suits to headM: No!M: Lawyers wear HWANT-suits to-E: Lawyers wear pantsuits to bed!M: Yes! E: Yes!M: Hoodles with nagnificent hohawksE: To- Poodles with magnificent mohawks!M: He is killing you! E: *laughs*M: Ny hruther is hrum nrars.T and E: My brother is from Mars!M: He got it.T: HA!M: hwoat lohting on huater.E: Bloats- boats- boats floating on water. T: BOATSFLOATINGONWATER!M: He got it in!E: GODDAMNIT!M: Wutter my red with raconE: *laughs* Water my bed with bacon?M: *laughs* No.M: Rutter my rhed with hracon*confused silence*E: *chuckles*E: Water my- T: Rub my head with bacon!M: Utter my RED with... aconE: *quiet laugh*E: Brother my head was achin'M: UUUUUUHUHUHUM: Utterall saying utter repeatedlyM: *frustrated* Utter. Utter. Whutter. Utter my rled with lacon.E: *laughing* What-T: Time's up.E: -Are you saying?M: Ut- Rutter mry red with rhacon.E and T: *laughs* T: Rutter?E: Rutter my red with racons.T and E: *laugh* M: *sucks in saliva.*M: You got lacon, why can't you get rutter my red???M: It's a sane.E: Rutter my red with racons. M: NOM: HaconT: Butter my bread with-E: Bac- T: Bacon.M: Yeah- he got it, you can't steal his last wordM: Gotta say the whole thing.M: Nun yakes ung ahhlesauce.T and E: Mom makes yummy applesauce.M: He got it. T: Damnit!M: Hathing hadits uh the rich and hanous.E: Bathing has the rich and heinous?M: UUUUUUH... Uh-uh.M: Athing hathits uh the rich and hanous.T: Aging... harlets of- M: uh ah T: the rich and famous.M: Rathing hathits of the- E: Rathing-E: Bathing habits of the rich and famous.M: Yeah! He got it! E: Yes!M: Alright. Oh and that's it. that's it!E: GugghghhghM: Friiiive to threee. E: *laughs*M: Oh my godM: B's are impossible. E: *laughing*M: I couldn't get it. You guys were getting 'bacon'...E: Yeah.E: Wait, what was that one?T: It was uh... 'butter my bread with bacon'.M: Yeah. E: Mmmm. M: 'Cause you guys were getting 'bacon' just fine.M: And I didn't understand why you didn't get- you didn't connect the b's.T: I- I had- T's- T's sound like D's.M: Oh. T: Because when you say T-M: Utter.M: Utter. I was doing utter just fine. *Ethan makes 't' noises*M: It's now three and a half...... to five and a halfE: MmhmmM: I thinkE: Rheady guys?E: Three, two, one!E: Hancakes arn shoshickleshticksM: Pancakes are sausages sticksT: *laughs* E: Han-T: Pancakes are fantastic!E: Pancakes on popshicle shticksM: Pancakes on popsicle sticks!E: Yes! M: Yes!E: Freeh durrito wens daysM: Free burrito Wednesdays!E: Yes!E: New braahun fish phlay in wuahter *laughs*M: New vile fish fly in water?E: Close. New vayul fish phlay in waaterM: Nubile fish play in water!E: YeshE: *to Tyler* He is destroying youE: Pheter was fafaring and phlaying the fianoT: Peter was, playing the piano.... something?E: Pheter was shashorning and playing the pianoT and M: PETER WAS PERFORMING AND PLAYING THE PIANO!E: I don't know who to give it toM: I think you got thatE: Cos fayter intee the waste wasketM: Toss paper into the waste basketE: No I *laughing* read it wrongM: FUCK YOU THENE: Toss haycer into the wase hinM and T: Tossing paper in the waste bin!E: *sighs*E: I'll give it to youM: WhAT? No! I had it perfect on the first time E: I DoN'T knOW!M: I HAD THATE: *deeply chanting* I don't know who's whoE: Leejays jaraying in da dackyawd *giggles*M: Jesus burrowing in the backyardE: Leeeyers raroring in de backyardM: Beavers burrowing in the backyardE: YepE: Hugs hactice jumping wite*snort*T: Hogs practice jousting rocksE: Hogs practice jouhgting whritesM: Hogs practice jumping mouth?T: Hogs practice jumping logsE: Hogs practice jousting ripeM: Hogs practice jousting logs?E: Hogs practice joffing ripeM: Oh!T: Hogs practice jumping rope or- E: YahE: Woggy dis is de rateM: Shaggy misses the rope?E: *laughs*M: Maggie misses the rope?E: Wraggy misses the dddddoatT: Maggie misses the goatE: Wraggie m-T: RaggyE: WaggieM: Naggy?*Everyone laughs*M: BaggyE: Waggie misses the loatM: Maggie misses the roatM: Maggie misses the boatE: Yas M: OooooooM: And now it's timeE: Goddamn that's hardE: Ow my mouth hurts so much M: I got sixE: Five so you're winning, we're tiedT: Wait no I've gone through two I'm pretty much guaranteed to lose unless-M: Unless I sweep emAhhhhhhhhhhhhlerrrrrhhhhhM: Oh godT: *wheezes*T: hahahahahahahaE: Whenever you're ready.M: I don't think he's gonna be readyT: AlrightT: HbbbbbbbbbE: Ready?M: Just like the predator howling *howls*T: *howls again*T: Hold on I'll flip the fucking thingE: I'll flip the fucking thing? Point one for me.M: Damn itT: ARE YOU READY TO RUNNBLE?M and E: yesT: I can't cakely hot valoonsM: I can't cook a hot balloonT: I can't quickly hot gallooE: I can't quickly hot balloonsE: I can't quickly pop balloonsT: I can't quickly hot the loonsM: I can't quickly hop the balloonsE: I can't quickly hot glue-nsT: I can't quickly hotch the loonsE: I can't quickly toss the balloonsT: Nine hereighhhraaa hiracorn na- *wheezes*M: Nine riders of the popcornE: Nine riders of the apocalypseE: The nine horsemen of the apocalypse!T: AARGH you gotta let me finish reading the card!T: Nine riders of havercorn made a nazeE: Whahahahat?M: Nine jars of popcorn and mayonnaiseE: Nine riders of popcorn make mayonaiseT: No, nine varieties of hehercorn-E: Nine varieties of peppercorn mayonnaiseM: WoooooooowT: My fhreins har hamhousM and E: My friends are famousT: The wheatherman awayherhorwelshE: The weatherman wishes for RalphT: The weatherman wishes fhor wealthM: The weatherman wishes for.......wealth?M: Oh!T: Favorite hoood.. BroccoliM and E: My favorite food is brocolliT: An uheutiful day adeyuE: It's only... It's a beautiful day on the eastM: It's a beautiful day on the beachM and E: Its a beautiful day on the-T: A uuul day atE: It's a beautiful day at the beach!T: Watch the weather ehora picnicM and E: Watch the weather for a picnicT: Wah the weather ehor a picnicM: Watch the weather report for a picnicE: Watch the weather before the picnicM and E: before the picnic.. for the picnicT: *frustrated* Wah the weather behor any picnicM and E: WATCH THE WEATHER BEFORE ANY PICNICE: The fuckT: Waihol nrag rahE: Oh shit we have not flipped that M: No it was flippedT: Wayho no hurahE: My nose is rotten T:*laughs*M: My playful nose is rottenM: My playful nose is boughtT: Playhul nose oughtM and E: Playful nose rotE: Playful knows notT: Play- *wheeze* E: SlipknotM: My playful nose not notT: Playhul nose wotM and E: Playful nose rotT: *laughs out of frustration*E: I love bratwurst, I love playing with bratwurst T: *laughs*M: I love putting bratwurst in my eyes!E: BRATWURST BRATWURST BRATWURSTT: Playful nose bowpM and E: Playful nose knocks*elongated wheeze*T: Ayhul nose bowpM: Bale-full Bane killed BatmanE: I like a playful cock*Everyone laughs*M: I've got SAAAND in my VAGIIINAAT: Hold on, one of you guys is could get this oneAaahhheeeleleE: Oh boy M: You don't have to do thatT: Playful nose wokM: Playful nose rockE and T: *laugh*T: Playful nose wopM: Playful nose....rot, fought T: *wheezes again*M: Playful-playful nose pot, playful nose bought,M: playful nose wattT: Playful nose ropE: Playful nose rock, playful nose talk T: *laughs*M: Playful nose...crocT: *wheezes* M: pot!E: PLAYFUL NOSE BOP!M: OOOooooooooohhhhhhhh...gotchaT: ARGHE: It was the inflection that was throwing me offM: YeahT: It was really hard to do bop!M: *giggles*E: I got fiveT: Total on that turn?E: On this turn I got fiveT: So you have ten totalT: There were plenty of times where you guys were just one word offT: You said 'the' instead of 'a' and like-E: So I got ten total what did you get?M: Niiiine?M: NineE: And Tyler you got?T: FiveE: YessM: I thought I got more that roundT: I thought you got more tooM: But apparently I didn'tE: I WIN YAYT: There were ones where you basically gave him the answer and he changed one wordT: And I was like.. I felt bad giving it to himT: But he got the one word right that you got wrong M:Aww.. okM: Alright it's only fair, alrightM: So anyway, that is... whatever the fuck this game is calledM: So it is...uhm...M: ...fun?E: Yeah it's funT: It's entertainingM: It's entertaining... yeah, definitely, it's entertainingM: So, anyway. So, Ethan's the winnerE: Yay M: Congratulations EthanM: uhhh... second, thirdT: I suck at understanding...gibberishM: It was like- it's just like uh- whenever there's Bs and Ps togetherM: It wasn't very good... I have no idea whyE: It's hard T: Oh it's more comfortable this wayT: It actually is more comfortable this wayM: Is that what we're supposed to be doing?T: No M: We didn't actually look at the boxT: No it's down- I watched it numerous timesT: But it's more comfortable upM: So anyway, thank you everybody so much for watchingM: Hope you enjoyed this oneM: Thank you Ethan and Tyler for being here with meM: uh... Hope you got a lot of pictures out of thatM: Lot of gifs- lot of uh...M: Yeah a lot- add to your collectionM: I know you all have a folder of this kind of stuff so uhM: Just uh- put it in there with that stuff soT: Let us know if we had anything in our teeth *laughs*M: Let us know how we didM: If you play this at home.... I don't know put a video of it on the internet we'll look at itM: So thanks again everybody so much for watchingYou can find their stuff in the links in the description belowand as always we will see YOU in the next videobuh-bye!Ethan: Bye Tyler: BYeeee\n"
