The Art of Trolling: A Conversation with Matthias

Kindness is a relative term when it comes to trolls. Matthias, a popular YouTube personality known for his humorous and lighthearted content, has decided to engage in a series of "ask me anything" questions designed to test the limits of his audience's patience and sense of humor. In this article, we'll delve into the world of trolling and explore what makes Matthias tick.

If You Were a Gummy Bear...

So, if you were a gummy bear, what color would you be? Matthias asks his audience to weigh in on their preferences, no doubt enjoying the predictable responses that will inevitably flood his comments section. For those who may not know, marbleized gummy bears come in a variety of colors - blue, yellow, green, and red. Who wouldn't want to be a bright, bold color? The question is simple, yet the possibilities are endless.

The Dream Job: Star Wars

If you were asked to play an actor in a movie, what would your dream role be? For Matthias, it's none other than the iconic hero of the Star Wars franchise. A lightsaber-wielding Jedi or perhaps a cunning Sith Lord - the choice is yours. Matthias needs a lightsaber, by the way; that's a pretty important part of any self-respecting Star Wars fan.

The Power of Bacon

Bacon - the answer to all life's questions? For Matthias, it's clearly the answer. Mmm... bacon. The mere mention of the word is enough to send his taste buds into overdrive. And who can blame him? Bacon is the perfect food - salty, savory, and always a crowd-pleaser.

The College Education Alternative

What do you get when you combine a college education with a love of fast food? For Matthias, it's probably McDonald's all the way. In a tongue-in-cheek nod to the conventions of traditional higher learning, he jokingly suggests that his alma mater would be the Golden Arches themselves.

The Meeting That Changed Everything

How did you meet your significant other, Matthias asks? The answer, for this YouTube personality, is a story of serendipity and awkwardness. It's unclear whether the meeting was intentional or just plain bad luck, but it clearly had an impact on his life - or at least, his sense of humor.

The World Cup: A Love Story

Have you been following the World Cup? Matthias seems to think so; he's even referenced it in conversation before. The FIFA tournament is a global phenomenon, with millions of fans tuning in each year to cheer on their favorite teams. But for Matthias, it's not just about the sport - it's about the emotional rollercoaster that comes with watching your country compete.

Skittles: A Taste of Childhood

What's your favorite Skittles color? Purple, of course! For Matthias, there's no denying the allure of this bright, fun color. And who knows? Maybe his love of purple is just a reflection of his playful personality.

The Actor You'd Want to Play You

Who would you want to play you in a movie, Matthias asks? The answer, according to this YouTube star, is Ken Zhang - no, not that Ken Zhang, the other one. For those who may be confused, it's clear that Matthias doesn't have much information about Ken Zhang's acting career or qualifications.

The iPhone: A Confusing Conundrum

Do you like the iPhone? It's a bit of a confusing question, even for someone as laid-back as Matthias. Apparently, there are pros and cons to owning one - but ultimately, it comes down to personal preference. Well, at least that's what he'd have us think.

Socks: A Question of Personal Taste

What color socks do you wear, Matthias asks? The answer, by his own admission, is "nurple" (a term he seems to use with great relish). We can only assume that this is some sort of inside joke or personal quirk. Either way, it's a fun question.

The Sense You'd Give Up

If you had to give up one of your five senses, which would it be? For Matthias, the answer is his sense of smell. He claims that people are just too stinky; it's a sad reality that we're all forced to endure on a daily basis. Can't wait to see how this plays out in comments!

The Wedding Picture Request

Do you have a wedding picture of yourself and your significant other? Matthias seems to think so - he even asks if his audience can share one with him! Well, for those who are willing to indulge in a little bit of embarrassing lovey-doveyness, be our guest.

The Constipated Camera Question

Can we see a picture of you making your best constipated face? Matthias asks this question with great seriousness, no doubt enjoying the reactions that will follow. For some reason, I can just imagine him giggling maniacally as he awaits his audience's responses.

Pancakes or Cereal?

Finally, the age-old question: pancakes or cereal? It's a tough one, but for Matthias, the answer is clear - pancakes all the way! Who needs cereal when you have fluffy, golden goodness on your plate?

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enhow's it going guys I am Matthias and we're here to do another ask math I did kind of a nice heartwarming video last time so I thought it would be great if I trolled you okay here we go if you are a gummy bear what color would you be and why you know those marbleize gummy bears that are like four different colors yeah you don't know what I'm about if you were asked to be an actor in a movie what movie would you want it to be Star Wars I need a lightsaber I need that to be real do you like bacon mmm bacon what made you start to start making videos at least once I just wanted to finish finishing a video where do you think you'd end up being if you didn't start a YouTube channel McDonald's I'm just kidding have a college education so probably McDonald's where did you meet a man and how old are you I met her at 25 and I'm school favorite character in the office me you got you guys didn't know I had a role in the office you look cute too they do it Oh burn you got you thanks girl he got you too what would you do if someone kicked you right in the face probably bleed a lot yeah I'm a bleeder how did you meet your wife I tripped and stumbled over her beauty now I'm just getting a triptych who is your favorite character of Star Wars Jar Jar Binks I mean obi-wan Kenobi have you been following the World Cup at all the world needs a cup what is it afraid that Mars is gonna kick it in the ball what is your favorite skittles color purple what actor would you want to play you a movie of your life Ken Zhang right no he doesn't fit the description he's much too short do you like the iPhone or not it's confusing ya know but yeah but no not really ya know ya know what color socks are you wearing as of right now nurple if you had to give up one of your five senses what would it be probably my sense of smell people smell so bad can we see a wedding picture of you and Amanda sure try and pause on that frame on a scale of 1 to 157 what is your favorite color of the alphabet Fork did I win if I ask politely will you make your best constipated the camera how dare you ask me that question this is my pole face by the way pancakes or cereal mmm bacon ever committed to crime crime of passion if you know what I mean no I know I haven't if you could change your name what would it be I would change my name to Matthias from a thighs - Matthias what is the meaning of your name power and confidence or something like that I don't know how can we win free March input your credit card information in my merch page I'll send stuff to you for free after I charge you are you ripping off jacksFilms wait did Jack invent the QA yeah did he invent rolling people yeah well then what's this guy's problem what is your best slash favorite childhood memory streaking definitely I was just so free how big are your ears they're your funny guy huh who in your family did you get your big ears from your mom or your dad again with the ears huh you guys think you're just some funny people don't you would you rather make your ears bigger or smaller someone's going to get hurt what is your favorite thing about Amanda guys ask appropriate questions what would you do for a Klondike bar I would answer this question hey guys thank you so much for watching hope you enjoyed that if you did please click like and I'm not going to discount the fact that I'm a pretty big fan of Jack so let's just say that but if you liked what I do here make sure you follow me on twitter at matthias I am and hashtag ask Matt me some questions yo for ask Matt 3 ok if you like my work consider contributing on patreon okay high five what would you do for a Klondike bar didn't say through it yeah I would answer this questionhow's it going guys I am Matthias and we're here to do another ask math I did kind of a nice heartwarming video last time so I thought it would be great if I trolled you okay here we go if you are a gummy bear what color would you be and why you know those marbleize gummy bears that are like four different colors yeah you don't know what I'm about if you were asked to be an actor in a movie what movie would you want it to be Star Wars I need a lightsaber I need that to be real do you like bacon mmm bacon what made you start to start making videos at least once I just wanted to finish finishing a video where do you think you'd end up being if you didn't start a YouTube channel McDonald's I'm just kidding have a college education so probably McDonald's where did you meet a man and how old are you I met her at 25 and I'm school favorite character in the office me you got you guys didn't know I had a role in the office you look cute too they do it Oh burn you got you thanks girl he got you too what would you do if someone kicked you right in the face probably bleed a lot yeah I'm a bleeder how did you meet your wife I tripped and stumbled over her beauty now I'm just getting a triptych who is your favorite character of Star Wars Jar Jar Binks I mean obi-wan Kenobi have you been following the World Cup at all the world needs a cup what is it afraid that Mars is gonna kick it in the ball what is your favorite skittles color purple what actor would you want to play you a movie of your life Ken Zhang right no he doesn't fit the description he's much too short do you like the iPhone or not it's confusing ya know but yeah but no not really ya know ya know what color socks are you wearing as of right now nurple if you had to give up one of your five senses what would it be probably my sense of smell people smell so bad can we see a wedding picture of you and Amanda sure try and pause on that frame on a scale of 1 to 157 what is your favorite color of the alphabet Fork did I win if I ask politely will you make your best constipated the camera how dare you ask me that question this is my pole face by the way pancakes or cereal mmm bacon ever committed to crime crime of passion if you know what I mean no I know I haven't if you could change your name what would it be I would change my name to Matthias from a thighs - Matthias what is the meaning of your name power and confidence or something like that I don't know how can we win free March input your credit card information in my merch page I'll send stuff to you for free after I charge you are you ripping off jacksFilms wait did Jack invent the QA yeah did he invent rolling people yeah well then what's this guy's problem what is your best slash favorite childhood memory streaking definitely I was just so free how big are your ears they're your funny guy huh who in your family did you get your big ears from your mom or your dad again with the ears huh you guys think you're just some funny people don't you would you rather make your ears bigger or smaller someone's going to get hurt what is your favorite thing about Amanda guys ask appropriate questions what would you do for a Klondike bar I would answer this question hey guys thank you so much for watching hope you enjoyed that if you did please click like and I'm not going to discount the fact that I'm a pretty big fan of Jack so let's just say that but if you liked what I do here make sure you follow me on twitter at matthias I am and hashtag ask Matt me some questions yo for ask Matt 3 ok if you like my work consider contributing on patreon okay high five what would you do for a Klondike bar didn't say through it yeah I would answer this question\n"