**The Great Sock Monkey Debacle**

In a shocking turn of events, a group of friends gathered around a table to discuss their latest product review. The conversation started with a discussion about who could hit the top three rows of the table without touching the lower rows. Michael, one of the participants, jokingly expressed his commitment to this challenge, but ultimately backed down.

The group then moved on to compliment each other's hair and style. Matthew was praised for his exceptional sense of humor, while Michael was commended for having the most beautiful hair among the group. Mathias appreciated Michael's stylish camel pants, which provided a humorous subject for conversation.

However, things took a turn when they discovered that the table was not as sturdy as it seemed. The group joked about Michael's "nerves of steel" and his inability to force himself into committing to anything with such dedication. They also teased Matthew about being a "rookie move" for giving up on the challenge.

The conversation then shifted to a discussion about the team's recent outing, where they encountered a giant sock monkey that was "so aggressive." The group found this encounter quite uncomfortable and decided not to engage with it further.

As the meeting progressed, it became apparent that one of the participants had cut open the tail of a sock monkey and inserted Michael into its body. This led to an awkward moment, where Connor entered the scene, followed by a frantic attempt to find someone to review their product. The group decided to move on from this uncomfortable situation.

Throughout the discussion, various topics were touched upon, including the team's love for gaming, their favorite anime shows, and even a debate about what constitutes a "perfect" sock monkey. The conversation was filled with laughter, teasing, and playful jabs at each other.

**Sock Monkey Review**

In a surprising turn of events, one of the participants, Taylor, pulled out a life-size sock monkey rockin' soccer ball from behind their chair. The product, which retails for $164, is described as "meticulously made" and "meticulously stitched." The group was amused by the sight of the oversized sock monkey and had no hesitation in reaching out to potential customers.

When asked if they would consider purchasing the sock monkey, one of the participants expressed their skepticism about its durability. However, another participant noted that it might be a conversation starter for motorists who see it sitting in the passenger seat. The group ultimately decided not to test the product further, citing concerns about plastic taste.

**The Sock Monkey's Story**

As the meeting drew to a close, it became clear that the sock monkey had an unexpected past. According to Taylor, the product was originally created as a "body pillow" and was then transformed into a life-size rockin' soccer ball. The group discovered that it had been free before they decided to charge for it, allegedly due to not making enough money from its original design.

The sock monkey's story raises questions about the origins of the product and the motivations behind its creation. Was it simply a creative endeavor or was there something more to its existence? Only time will tell if this unusual product finds success on the market.

**A Final Thought**

As the meeting came to an end, the group couldn't help but wonder what other unexpected surprises lay in store for them. They joked about Michael's nerves of steel and his inability to commit to anything with such dedication. The sock monkey incident served as a reminder that life is full of surprises, and sometimes you just have to roll with it.

In the end, it was clear that this group of friends had no qualms about discussing their quirks and flaws. They laughed together, joked, and even poked fun at themselves, all while maintaining a sense of camaraderie and respect for one another. It's clear that these individuals have a strong bond and are not afraid to be themselves – even if that means being a little weird sometimes.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enhello and welcome to dope or no the show where we rate products and then ask our fathers if they're proud of us they're not i know i'm sorry dad guys that was the worst intro i have ever seen fine we'll start over flash forward 15 years later and now we look like this with some minor improvements to our set yes they are correct we are doper no we are the channel that rate products dope or no regardless of whether we're wearing pants it's usually a dope if we're not i'm not wearing any he's got caramel pencils anyways today we're going to be looking at 10 of the most giant products in the world that actually work cool that was easier no that's it first product a giant squatty potty oh no that's a tooth yeah but it looks like she's about to take a squatty potty look at that face yeah she's like she just had a rancid tooth it's a toothbrush this five foot giant toothbrush is sure to put a big smile on everyone's face this most requested item is meticulously made of sturdy brightly colored plastic most requested i gotta brush this giant tooth just circling back to the five foot toothbrush that means i'm only seven inches taller than this toothbrush so this toothbrush is for you you know this toothbrush is also for you because it's for people with big mouth you know in the previous video where you tested out tiny toothbrush is toothbrushes toothbrushes wow that sounds really awesome brush eye teeth brush i want to see if it's any different from like something tiny to something giant because you brush your teeth with the last one i want to see you brush your teeth with this one oh hey hey tanner i heard we pick on you do you want to brush your teeth with the weapon and a cart oh wow that's actually so cool how it says doper no it's definitely a future set piece right open wide this isn't five feet there's hair in it why is there hair in it i don't know actually why is there hair it's more like a tonsil brush rather than a toothbrush liz and whoever who made liz just chanel everyone worked on this besides me it's filled with toothpaste colgate oh oh it actually okay stop how much toothpaste do you need dude it's a big brush you need a lot have you not seen the colgate commercials they put like a big swash on it this is actually so cool i actually really like this i don't want to ruin it but let's go ahead and brush some teeth all right smells fresh this is a two-person activity but he's in the right spot oh my gosh you did not just do that oh my gosh your beard is blue oh i'll that's what you call a full commit who says this guy has commitment problems any toothbrush would love to have me in his life oh i look like i cannibalized a smurf dude holy moly can you just look at the camera really quick dude i should do this before every day hey dude so do you like to smell good this is so much how is there so much blue on me all my jerseys get destroyed by this channel so it doesn't matter my yankee jersey got destroyed by an earlier video but if i'm not doing it for the kids then why am i doing it you sound good yeah i'm gonna have to say that's a noob all i know is my nose is super runny because of the scent it's clearing out my sinuses so i'm going to give that a dope thank you oh this is my kind of problem you're like a mom on girls nights it's like 20 inch giant clear decorative hand blown wine glass novelty stemware magnum chiller that's its name i'm the magnum chiller ladies is that magnum chiller yeah for some reason the cat picture is what's really getting me going right now because the cat is definitely gonna jump inside of it and then the fishy is gonna be a gallery this is for someone with a big problem yeah i would say so i just love juice juice yeah grape juice fermented the giant wine glass is a perfect novelty for a table decoration filled with flowers or as an ice bucket to chill wine we're not using this as the table decoration you know what the table decoration is the puke after baby let's get this going add the cart yo look at that there's some wine charms what is the point of a wine charm it's just to make it look decorative or is it so you can make a toast this is mine would you like some uh pour it sideways remember that that is so heavy it's just this i know can you pick this up i saw what he poured it it's just this standard this is this is a little heavy for one hand can you turn this into a gift to share on twitter i hear you sister or you need this more than i do when your husband says you can have one glass hey you want to choose do it don't destroy it hold on dude look at your eyes his eyes were so small baby cheers light clean i think it's a dope for sure i have to go to the bathroom you want to go to the bathroom yeah all right guys next product is they like to buy and for those of you who do not know what i like to buy is it is a product that maybe takes a lot of prep from the team it cost a lot of moolah or it's just completely ridiculous but before we buy it we want to know if you guys actually want us to buy it and put it in a video today's like to buy is a sea bike compact underwater propeller scooter for snorkeling and scuba diving underwater bike sea bike sea biscuit in the water how do you where's the handles is there two propellers how does this work gotta see that looks like tanner oh that is me oh six olympics so i'm assuming you gotta hold these you pedal here and this propels you better guessing i got that looks really cool all right guys so if you guys would like for us to purchase this product cause it's 299 but that's not the big thing right because we just bought a pencil that's 229. the big thing is the fact that we got to go into somewhere that's wet that has a body of water and we're going to push tanner in and they can bike along the coast of the pool you did it i got it you got you pushed through it man thanks for visiting me you were like right and if you guys want to make sure you guys like this video how many times michael i'm gonna say 100k all right if you guys would like to see this in a future video comment down below scoot sc wait isn't that i love you yeah this is rock on she's saying i love you this one from like i'm showing off the product to the next picture being like this is my picture before prom this is a giant guitar height 79 inches that is taller than michael most definitely how tall are you how many inches six three so 75 this is taller than tan man oh look at that bridge delicious look at that look at that that's not even the same guitar we think this product will strike a chord with all why why why i swear why do brands think puns attract people to buy it detracts people to buy oh my gosh 900 900 that's coming out of your pocket robert you know what to do with that wow this is a nice looking guitar oh my gosh this is heavy this is just like a base wait wait wait wait wait wait the bridge is cracking i don't think you can actually tighten this i can't play while you're playing just the next note there's no way my hand's big enough to actually make a chord that's how metals man that sounds like death sounds like the grim reaper's coming i love you baby you gotta tune that one at least you know who'll be the real test to this who rose who rose from chill records i know what he's talking about he's talking about rose from chill records wait rose from chill wreckers rose from chill records okay let's go give it to her catherine come hear that darling hey what's up rosie hey how's it going all right so we got a bit of a surprise for you so for those of you who don't know your eyes blew up go ahead go check it out how do you do that would you like to take a seat oh oh i guess so all right this is yours from now on fretboard is normal arm can't even reach you captain i can't see how do you use for her new house yeah i'm really trying like i'm actually giving it my all right now but i can't reach i feel like you guys brought me here just to embarrass me and then leave me that's the dope no way this is really intuitive for sure that was closure crazy so dope so should we put this in chill records yes you can take it okay you're doing great see you later bye guys thank you we got a fly swatter get rid of pests bugs in a big way with this jumbo texas side fly swatter are the flies in texas giant everything in texas is bigger that's how texas works so we can use this to swap pat he is the biggest pet if we're being real this giant water measures more than two and a half feet long is made of super flexible plastic it is sure to bring lots of laughs with its comical size and excellent gag gift let's add a car and see if we can swap patrick can i do the honor yeah absolutely oh my gosh that almost went to my oh you almost murdered liz ah not me okay pat here it comes just please knock it doesn't mean that much okay i'm not liking where this is going i'm sitting down i don't like you at all do you see patrick yeah pat's been a bad boy wait january do you see that there's a fly game oh my gosh i don't know what did i just wait all right we got a seasonal item here with limited inventory it is a chocolate coin got a kosher certified oud we got a half dollar bill here oh oh if only this product was as valued like gold to some it is and this giant chocolate coin is perfect for them wow thanks damn man i appreciate it buddy i like your backup vocals thank you measuring a full eight inches in diameter and a full half inch thick there is plenty of chocolate to share kosher certified let's add it's a car and eat some chocolate 26 bucks huh but that chocolate's trash add a cart all right we got premium milk chocolate wow that's heavy wait wait wait let me see that no don't break it hey you play frisbee ready wait no no he's trying to break this delicate coin liberty and god we trust 1964. dude your face glows whenever you pointed at you wow that is awesome half dollar wow they didn't even say see it is a half dollar they didn't even say it's counterfeit currency so liz is sending us some chocolate tiny coins got it compared for size look at the difference this is how big it is usually this is how big it is oh this one's a half dollar let's open that puppy up and eat it this is a big coin okay here michael open it we'll all take a bite at the same time so they didn't even print the backside dude half dollar yeah like if they were able to print it on the little boy you didn't hear what i said what'd you say what'd you say i said i mean yeah it's a half dollar i said what do you want a crack oh i hate to taste the chocolate after that chess game i kind of do that i mean look how many big pieces you've taken dude how much chocolate is this man eating i'm actually gonna puke this is so much this isn't bad chocolate it's not good it's honestly trash just get the small ones and it's way cheaper you get way more into the perfect amount of chocolate you don't need all this welcome to jet.com this is mattel's giant uno card game one thing i don't like and that i liked about the other ones is that they have something next to it to show exactly how much different they are in size this just looks like somebody blew up a png yeah he's like and then just through giant yeah giant size chords i like how big the cards are and how much fun they will be to play with he gave a review without actually playing him what the heck did what an awesome twist and i can play without my glasses and on that note add to cart that's like a uh a cereal box yeah thank you yeah this is what my hand looks like this is like what a normal sized uno package is let's go ahead and dump these out how do you play uno again follow the rules on the cards your goal is to run out if you have one remaining you have to shout uno if you don't someone yells it you have to pull more cards didn't understand that wow what is he doing what do you mean what am i doing i'm from vegas don't break the cards oh my gosh you just damaged the cards by doing that can't just shuffle like they do in vegas they spread it around you did not shuffle definitely how hard it is to shuffle these yeah that's actually a problem with these cards how do i shuffle these now you have to play either an eight so change the color or you have to play that color skip thank you now michael doesn't get to go that's not a skit that's a no number no you got scammed what i thought you were next aren't you no it is clockwise okay so just to be clear the reason why it's confusing michael and i is because we always go this way when reviewing products thank you matt here's the problem we're playing cards all right fine i'm skipped that's right is it my turn draw two cards draw two cards or player draw two and make michael draw four draw two cards he still have to draw two then he gets four i play a four he can stack it i can stack one oh my god you have to draw two cards and go you can either draw two cards and then go or you can play a draw two and make michael go thank you it's my turn right i think it's tanner's turn no i have to draw two again yeah michael you think it's funny here's a six it's my turn are you serious it's your turn i'm i'm so distorted it's your turn you just played yeah we're going in reverse order it's your turn i can't believe this if you're serious okay i'm gonna fix this i unfix oh no that's right wait it's my turn dude no yeah matt me you see you tricked me uno look he's so mad now wait is it your turn yes now it's your turn there's no way there's a green mat you got to change the color please change the color oh no no oh no oh no that was dope right you need to buy a giant card shuffler and then you'll be good yeah you'll be good but that was fun so i'll give it a dope yeah it worked it was fun i'm sure someone can shuffle it right dixon pencil that's it you guys look at that it's leaning up against the giant chair it's so fake it's so photoshopped you think that's photoshopped what about the kid that's photoshop he doesn't even have a shadow there's no way that's photoshopped the right stuff but i'm tough this is just like the real thing except it's 80 times wait someone from oakville ordered a big stack of cash wow this is 229 229 whole dollars five pounds what's that dollar per pound it's about 50 pounds maybe a little bit less what 50 pounds what 40 42 per pound sorry i'm thinking about what i'm gonna say next while also answering your silly questions no you just did math bad habit card oh my wait is that a fake eraser i'm a loser it definitely is we don't know yet wait why did you just feel it dude wait why is my name on it you want to know why because you're number two okay now write me a love note to make up for that joke oh my gosh it's actually writing wow your penmanship is horrible you know what i'll erase it then oh hey the eraser writes better than the tip i'm gonna draw because clearly tanner can't write a love note i am watch this i'm making the heart red and this is why i'm single because that's what all my love letters look like oh that's disappointing it's just painted wood that's why it's just coming off and rubbing off excuse me excuse me he really didn't try to write with one arm you're on why does the bird have an eyebrow he's mad at you that's not bad though you can't even see that on on camera like can you even see my bird on camera that's not bad for a giant pencil better than this yeah spongebob and doodlebop right here dude doodlebob someone hasn't seen spongebob you know the giant pencil they use robert go ahead throw it up because i know you know i'm gonna have to say this as a note but i want to hang it on the wall either way yeah if it was a real eraser in real light at the end that's it i mean graphite whatever graphite yeah yeah then i would be a heck yeah to that but i'm a heck of no easy go large stack and tumble giant wood stacking and tumble tower blocks wow they just couldn't say jenga it's eighty dollars eighty bucks for wood here's the thing if i buy this we're gonna have to make this original because i've played this before how are we gonna make this interesting loser chugs a glass of wine the big one that's kidding loser has to compliment the other two for 30 seconds each that's painful they can't stop and it's just going to be such a positive uplifting moment for all of us unless it becomes passive aggressive no it can't it can't be passive aggressive a huge boy he's just like whoa calm down that's just an insult yeah that's not even a compliment it's got to be full compliments let's do it right now oh this isn't even that big i've seen bigger all right so it says how we play as we build it three by three and then you jiggle little pieces out all right let's play daddy's first daddy's first all right i'll go excuse me whoever kicks the table is the one who loses i agree i'm not touching the table no no what do you do put it on top yeah you guys never played yeah i played i have friends yeah totally now if you pick one and you touch one you have to stick to that one for the most part uh-oh he already lost no we need to make this rule now or else it's going to go out of control wow that was a long time for that one what no no you can't do the top three rows no no you can't do the top three rows because those are the ones we put on mind you this isn't even the most sturdy table either so hey hey i'm watching who's hitting the table my knees aren't even close i'm not even touching there you go i wish i committed to anything that much nerves of steel i wasn't even nervous oh wow it is loosey-goosey on the bottom rows what have you done oh yeah michael's gone i pulled from that row you are not yeah dude go i know i can force this one out this is not fair anyway i like being complimented on my hair oh dinner little boy's chipping away over here oh oh it's over it's game over dude look at that snug it's called leverage my dude michael you can give up if you want no just start commenting me it's not that big of a deal i have a lot of things you can compliment right right oh come on i hate it why is the team there after all i literally i literally knew which one i was gonna get that's why i got up so quick he's like wait i can do this the table is angled in at me and i get up and it oh come on that's some cheating what a rookie move ready and go mathias you're the smartest man i know michael you have the most beautiful hair that i've ever seen to be honest with you matthew your humor is exceptional and i have a lot to learn from michael i really love your style your fits are always on point matthew your beard is always very properly shaving and i can appreciate that michael i love your camel pants because it makes something easy for me to joke about not in the fact that they're funny but the fact that i can say that you don't have any legs and i think that's really sweet um and you're on and you're honestly the most and you're the most genuine person i know one of them at least probably the most person mathias your family is awesome and i love hanging around them has it been 30 seconds yet all right everybody look at taylor next product oh life-size sock monkey rockin soccer monkey 164 dollars it was free before oh it was zero dollars it was free ripped off for some reason we weren't making money so we decided to charge for it it's a body pillow yeah and it's not even anime you gotta respect that here's a classic sock monkey that's all stitched up in a giant size at six feet tall he's the biggest sock monkey that's available i haven't met matt yet this meticulously made plush will surely be a hit with the kids see how other motorists react what when they see your sock monkeys sitting in the passenger seat they're really stretching other drivers on the road yeah for some reason my mind went straight to like you know what i mean mad max yeah yeah why she's so happy she's like i'm gonna sleep by him instead of my husband had your car ah what is this a tail no it's a tan the tail's underneath you what is this it's a hand why don't you have a conversation with the stock monkey okay hey sock monkey do you mind if i ask you a few important questions okay very aggressive out of you i don't know what to do with this what if we cut it open and send someone in it and send it around the office okay cut it up and put michael in and he's the smallest oh it's not open oh i saw i just saw this and i was like oh my gosh you're heartless oh you cut into its tail this is very uncomfortable to watch i will say okay michael time to get in it's so small oh this is coming alive now sit down michael and we'll bring someone in this looks like someone chases you in a nightmare now go get connor connor come here we have a product that we're gonna review here in a second okay where should i sit sit on the sock monkey okay it's just a sock monkey looks like an octopus mixed with a monkey it is really weird thanks connor yeah i don't know how you guessed all the cotton everywhere i'm gonna have to say that's a nope for me apology uh i think it's a dope i got a lot of entertainment out of this one oh hey man you should have just seen what we saw there's this giant sock monkey where were you how are you dude i'm gonna say it's a note this video over here is the last time we did giant products and it is well it is funny as well and this one over here is a video that youtube thinks you specifically will enjoy tanner don't eat that plastic bag okay i'll see you guys later tanner what did we talk about plastic just tastes so good in my mouthhello and welcome to dope or no the show where we rate products and then ask our fathers if they're proud of us they're not i know i'm sorry dad guys that was the worst intro i have ever seen fine we'll start over flash forward 15 years later and now we look like this with some minor improvements to our set yes they are correct we are doper no we are the channel that rate products dope or no regardless of whether we're wearing pants it's usually a dope if we're not i'm not wearing any he's got caramel pencils anyways today we're going to be looking at 10 of the most giant products in the world that actually work cool that was easier no that's it first product a giant squatty potty oh no that's a tooth yeah but it looks like she's about to take a squatty potty look at that face yeah she's like she just had a rancid tooth it's a toothbrush this five foot giant toothbrush is sure to put a big smile on everyone's face this most requested item is meticulously made of sturdy brightly colored plastic most requested i gotta brush this giant tooth just circling back to the five foot toothbrush that means i'm only seven inches taller than this toothbrush so this toothbrush is for you you know this toothbrush is also for you because it's for people with big mouth you know in the previous video where you tested out tiny toothbrush is toothbrushes toothbrushes wow that sounds really awesome brush eye teeth brush i want to see if it's any different from like something tiny to something giant because you brush your teeth with the last one i want to see you brush your teeth with this one oh hey hey tanner i heard we pick on you do you want to brush your teeth with the weapon and a cart oh wow that's actually so cool how it says doper no it's definitely a future set piece right open wide this isn't five feet there's hair in it why is there hair in it i don't know actually why is there hair it's more like a tonsil brush rather than a toothbrush liz and whoever who made liz just chanel everyone worked on this besides me it's filled with toothpaste colgate oh oh it actually okay stop how much toothpaste do you need dude it's a big brush you need a lot have you not seen the colgate commercials they put like a big swash on it this is actually so cool i actually really like this i don't want to ruin it but let's go ahead and brush some teeth all right smells fresh this is a two-person activity but he's in the right spot oh my gosh you did not just do that oh my gosh your beard is blue oh i'll that's what you call a full commit who says this guy has commitment problems any toothbrush would love to have me in his life oh i look like i cannibalized a smurf dude holy moly can you just look at the camera really quick dude i should do this before every day hey dude so do you like to smell good this is so much how is there so much blue on me all my jerseys get destroyed by this channel so it doesn't matter my yankee jersey got destroyed by an earlier video but if i'm not doing it for the kids then why am i doing it you sound good yeah i'm gonna have to say that's a noob all i know is my nose is super runny because of the scent it's clearing out my sinuses so i'm going to give that a dope thank you oh this is my kind of problem you're like a mom on girls nights it's like 20 inch giant clear decorative hand blown wine glass novelty stemware magnum chiller that's its name i'm the magnum chiller ladies is that magnum chiller yeah for some reason the cat picture is what's really getting me going right now because the cat is definitely gonna jump inside of it and then the fishy is gonna be a gallery this is for someone with a big problem yeah i would say so i just love juice juice yeah grape juice fermented the giant wine glass is a perfect novelty for a table decoration filled with flowers or as an ice bucket to chill wine we're not using this as the table decoration you know what the table decoration is the puke after baby let's get this going add the cart yo look at that there's some wine charms what is the point of a wine charm it's just to make it look decorative or is it so you can make a toast this is mine would you like some uh pour it sideways remember that that is so heavy it's just this i know can you pick this up i saw what he poured it it's just this standard this is this is a little heavy for one hand can you turn this into a gift to share on twitter i hear you sister or you need this more than i do when your husband says you can have one glass hey you want to choose do it don't destroy it hold on dude look at your eyes his eyes were so small baby cheers light clean i think it's a dope for sure i have to go to the bathroom you want to go to the bathroom yeah all right guys next product is they like to buy and for those of you who do not know what i like to buy is it is a product that maybe takes a lot of prep from the team it cost a lot of moolah or it's just completely ridiculous but before we buy it we want to know if you guys actually want us to buy it and put it in a video today's like to buy is a sea bike compact underwater propeller scooter for snorkeling and scuba diving underwater bike sea bike sea biscuit in the water how do you where's the handles is there two propellers how does this work gotta see that looks like tanner oh that is me oh six olympics so i'm assuming you gotta hold these you pedal here and this propels you better guessing i got that looks really cool all right guys so if you guys would like for us to purchase this product cause it's 299 but that's not the big thing right because we just bought a pencil that's 229. the big thing is the fact that we got to go into somewhere that's wet that has a body of water and we're going to push tanner in and they can bike along the coast of the pool you did it i got it you got you pushed through it man thanks for visiting me you were like right and if you guys want to make sure you guys like this video how many times michael i'm gonna say 100k all right if you guys would like to see this in a future video comment down below scoot sc wait isn't that i love you yeah this is rock on she's saying i love you this one from like i'm showing off the product to the next picture being like this is my picture before prom this is a giant guitar height 79 inches that is taller than michael most definitely how tall are you how many inches six three so 75 this is taller than tan man oh look at that bridge delicious look at that look at that that's not even the same guitar we think this product will strike a chord with all why why why i swear why do brands think puns attract people to buy it detracts people to buy oh my gosh 900 900 that's coming out of your pocket robert you know what to do with that wow this is a nice looking guitar oh my gosh this is heavy this is just like a base wait wait wait wait wait wait the bridge is cracking i don't think you can actually tighten this i can't play while you're playing just the next note there's no way my hand's big enough to actually make a chord that's how metals man that sounds like death sounds like the grim reaper's coming i love you baby you gotta tune that one at least you know who'll be the real test to this who rose who rose from chill records i know what he's talking about he's talking about rose from chill records wait rose from chill wreckers rose from chill records okay let's go give it to her catherine come hear that darling hey what's up rosie hey how's it going all right so we got a bit of a surprise for you so for those of you who don't know your eyes blew up go ahead go check it out how do you do that would you like to take a seat oh oh i guess so all right this is yours from now on fretboard is normal arm can't even reach you captain i can't see how do you use for her new house yeah i'm really trying like i'm actually giving it my all right now but i can't reach i feel like you guys brought me here just to embarrass me and then leave me that's the dope no way this is really intuitive for sure that was closure crazy so dope so should we put this in chill records yes you can take it okay you're doing great see you later bye guys thank you we got a fly swatter get rid of pests bugs in a big way with this jumbo texas side fly swatter are the flies in texas giant everything in texas is bigger that's how texas works so we can use this to swap pat he is the biggest pet if we're being real this giant water measures more than two and a half feet long is made of super flexible plastic it is sure to bring lots of laughs with its comical size and excellent gag gift let's add a car and see if we can swap patrick can i do the honor yeah absolutely oh my gosh that almost went to my oh you almost murdered liz ah not me okay pat here it comes just please knock it doesn't mean that much okay i'm not liking where this is going i'm sitting down i don't like you at all do you see patrick yeah pat's been a bad boy wait january do you see that there's a fly game oh my gosh i don't know what did i just wait all right we got a seasonal item here with limited inventory it is a chocolate coin got a kosher certified oud we got a half dollar bill here oh oh if only this product was as valued like gold to some it is and this giant chocolate coin is perfect for them wow thanks damn man i appreciate it buddy i like your backup vocals thank you measuring a full eight inches in diameter and a full half inch thick there is plenty of chocolate to share kosher certified let's add it's a car and eat some chocolate 26 bucks huh but that chocolate's trash add a cart all right we got premium milk chocolate wow that's heavy wait wait wait let me see that no don't break it hey you play frisbee ready wait no no he's trying to break this delicate coin liberty and god we trust 1964. dude your face glows whenever you pointed at you wow that is awesome half dollar wow they didn't even say see it is a half dollar they didn't even say it's counterfeit currency so liz is sending us some chocolate tiny coins got it compared for size look at the difference this is how big it is usually this is how big it is oh this one's a half dollar let's open that puppy up and eat it this is a big coin okay here michael open it we'll all take a bite at the same time so they didn't even print the backside dude half dollar yeah like if they were able to print it on the little boy you didn't hear what i said what'd you say what'd you say i said i mean yeah it's a half dollar i said what do you want a crack oh i hate to taste the chocolate after that chess game i kind of do that i mean look how many big pieces you've taken dude how much chocolate is this man eating i'm actually gonna puke this is so much this isn't bad chocolate it's not good it's honestly trash just get the small ones and it's way cheaper you get way more into the perfect amount of chocolate you don't need all this welcome to jet.com this is mattel's giant uno card game one thing i don't like and that i liked about the other ones is that they have something next to it to show exactly how much different they are in size this just looks like somebody blew up a png yeah he's like and then just through giant yeah giant size chords i like how big the cards are and how much fun they will be to play with he gave a review without actually playing him what the heck did what an awesome twist and i can play without my glasses and on that note add to cart that's like a uh a cereal box yeah thank you yeah this is what my hand looks like this is like what a normal sized uno package is let's go ahead and dump these out how do you play uno again follow the rules on the cards your goal is to run out if you have one remaining you have to shout uno if you don't someone yells it you have to pull more cards didn't understand that wow what is he doing what do you mean what am i doing i'm from vegas don't break the cards oh my gosh you just damaged the cards by doing that can't just shuffle like they do in vegas they spread it around you did not shuffle definitely how hard it is to shuffle these yeah that's actually a problem with these cards how do i shuffle these now you have to play either an eight so change the color or you have to play that color skip thank you now michael doesn't get to go that's not a skit that's a no number no you got scammed what i thought you were next aren't you no it is clockwise okay so just to be clear the reason why it's confusing michael and i is because we always go this way when reviewing products thank you matt here's the problem we're playing cards all right fine i'm skipped that's right is it my turn draw two cards draw two cards or player draw two and make michael draw four draw two cards he still have to draw two then he gets four i play a four he can stack it i can stack one oh my god you have to draw two cards and go you can either draw two cards and then go or you can play a draw two and make michael go thank you it's my turn right i think it's tanner's turn no i have to draw two again yeah michael you think it's funny here's a six it's my turn are you serious it's your turn i'm i'm so distorted it's your turn you just played yeah we're going in reverse order it's your turn i can't believe this if you're serious okay i'm gonna fix this i unfix oh no that's right wait it's my turn dude no yeah matt me you see you tricked me uno look he's so mad now wait is it your turn yes now it's your turn there's no way there's a green mat you got to change the color please change the color oh no no oh no oh no that was dope right you need to buy a giant card shuffler and then you'll be good yeah you'll be good but that was fun so i'll give it a dope yeah it worked it was fun i'm sure someone can shuffle it right dixon pencil that's it you guys look at that it's leaning up against the giant chair it's so fake it's so photoshopped you think that's photoshopped what about the kid that's photoshop he doesn't even have a shadow there's no way that's photoshopped the right stuff but i'm tough this is just like the real thing except it's 80 times wait someone from oakville ordered a big stack of cash wow this is 229 229 whole dollars five pounds what's that dollar per pound it's about 50 pounds maybe a little bit less what 50 pounds what 40 42 per pound sorry i'm thinking about what i'm gonna say next while also answering your silly questions no you just did math bad habit card oh my wait is that a fake eraser i'm a loser it definitely is we don't know yet wait why did you just feel it dude wait why is my name on it you want to know why because you're number two okay now write me a love note to make up for that joke oh my gosh it's actually writing wow your penmanship is horrible you know what i'll erase it then oh hey the eraser writes better than the tip i'm gonna draw because clearly tanner can't write a love note i am watch this i'm making the heart red and this is why i'm single because that's what all my love letters look like oh that's disappointing it's just painted wood that's why it's just coming off and rubbing off excuse me excuse me he really didn't try to write with one arm you're on why does the bird have an eyebrow he's mad at you that's not bad though you can't even see that on on camera like can you even see my bird on camera that's not bad for a giant pencil better than this yeah spongebob and doodlebop right here dude doodlebob someone hasn't seen spongebob you know the giant pencil they use robert go ahead throw it up because i know you know i'm gonna have to say this as a note but i want to hang it on the wall either way yeah if it was a real eraser in real light at the end that's it i mean graphite whatever graphite yeah yeah then i would be a heck yeah to that but i'm a heck of no easy go large stack and tumble giant wood stacking and tumble tower blocks wow they just couldn't say jenga it's eighty dollars eighty bucks for wood here's the thing if i buy this we're gonna have to make this original because i've played this before how are we gonna make this interesting loser chugs a glass of wine the big one that's kidding loser has to compliment the other two for 30 seconds each that's painful they can't stop and it's just going to be such a positive uplifting moment for all of us unless it becomes passive aggressive no it can't it can't be passive aggressive a huge boy he's just like whoa calm down that's just an insult yeah that's not even a compliment it's got to be full compliments let's do it right now oh this isn't even that big i've seen bigger all right so it says how we play as we build it three by three and then you jiggle little pieces out all right let's play daddy's first daddy's first all right i'll go excuse me whoever kicks the table is the one who loses i agree i'm not touching the table no no what do you do put it on top yeah you guys never played yeah i played i have friends yeah totally now if you pick one and you touch one you have to stick to that one for the most part uh-oh he already lost no we need to make this rule now or else it's going to go out of control wow that was a long time for that one what no no you can't do the top three rows no no you can't do the top three rows because those are the ones we put on mind you this isn't even the most sturdy table either so hey hey i'm watching who's hitting the table my knees aren't even close i'm not even touching there you go i wish i committed to anything that much nerves of steel i wasn't even nervous oh wow it is loosey-goosey on the bottom rows what have you done oh yeah michael's gone i pulled from that row you are not yeah dude go i know i can force this one out this is not fair anyway i like being complimented on my hair oh dinner little boy's chipping away over here oh oh it's over it's game over dude look at that snug it's called leverage my dude michael you can give up if you want no just start commenting me it's not that big of a deal i have a lot of things you can compliment right right oh come on i hate it why is the team there after all i literally i literally knew which one i was gonna get that's why i got up so quick he's like wait i can do this the table is angled in at me and i get up and it oh come on that's some cheating what a rookie move ready and go mathias you're the smartest man i know michael you have the most beautiful hair that i've ever seen to be honest with you matthew your humor is exceptional and i have a lot to learn from michael i really love your style your fits are always on point matthew your beard is always very properly shaving and i can appreciate that michael i love your camel pants because it makes something easy for me to joke about not in the fact that they're funny but the fact that i can say that you don't have any legs and i think that's really sweet um and you're on and you're honestly the most and you're the most genuine person i know one of them at least probably the most person mathias your family is awesome and i love hanging around them has it been 30 seconds yet all right everybody look at taylor next product oh life-size sock monkey rockin soccer monkey 164 dollars it was free before oh it was zero dollars it was free ripped off for some reason we weren't making money so we decided to charge for it it's a body pillow yeah and it's not even anime you gotta respect that here's a classic sock monkey that's all stitched up in a giant size at six feet tall he's the biggest sock monkey that's available i haven't met matt yet this meticulously made plush will surely be a hit with the kids see how other motorists react what when they see your sock monkeys sitting in the passenger seat they're really stretching other drivers on the road yeah for some reason my mind went straight to like you know what i mean mad max yeah yeah why she's so happy she's like i'm gonna sleep by him instead of my husband had your car ah what is this a tail no it's a tan the tail's underneath you what is this it's a hand why don't you have a conversation with the stock monkey okay hey sock monkey do you mind if i ask you a few important questions okay very aggressive out of you i don't know what to do with this what if we cut it open and send someone in it and send it around the office okay cut it up and put michael in and he's the smallest oh it's not open oh i saw i just saw this and i was like oh my gosh you're heartless oh you cut into its tail this is very uncomfortable to watch i will say okay michael time to get in it's so small oh this is coming alive now sit down michael and we'll bring someone in this looks like someone chases you in a nightmare now go get connor connor come here we have a product that we're gonna review here in a second okay where should i sit sit on the sock monkey okay it's just a sock monkey looks like an octopus mixed with a monkey it is really weird thanks connor yeah i don't know how you guessed all the cotton everywhere i'm gonna have to say that's a nope for me apology uh i think it's a dope i got a lot of entertainment out of this one oh hey man you should have just seen what we saw there's this giant sock monkey where were you how are you dude i'm gonna say it's a note this video over here is the last time we did giant products and it is well it is funny as well and this one over here is a video that youtube thinks you specifically will enjoy tanner don't eat that plastic bag okay i'll see you guys later tanner what did we talk about plastic just tastes so good in my mouth\n"