The Life and Times of Kylo Ren: A Journey of Trial and Error

As I stood before my latest terraforming project, I couldn't help but feel a sense of excitement and trepidation. The power of the Force was coursing through my veins, and I was determined to prove my worth as a master builder. With a flick of my wrist, I activated the thermo blade, and a burst of energy shot forth, bubbling up from the surface of the terraformed planet. "Ah, yes," I muttered to myself, "this is what I'm talking about."

As I worked, I couldn't help but think of my idol, Darth Vader. I aspired to be just like him - powerful, feared, and respected by all. But as I gazed upon the terraformed landscape, I realized that being a true master builder required more than just brute force. It demanded finesse, creativity, and a willingness to learn from one's mistakes.

"Kylo Ren, you're not very good at this," my trusty sidekick, Geoffrey Samwise, said with a chuckle. "You keep blowing things up." I scowled, my mask glinting in the light of my helmet. "Shut up, Geoff," I growled. "I'm just trying to get the hang of it."

But as I continued to work on the terraforming project, I realized that Geoffrey was right. I needed to learn from my mistakes and adapt. So, I took a step back and reevaluated my approach. Maybe, just maybe, I could find a way to make this thing work.

After a few more minutes of tinkering, I finally achieved success. The terraforming project sprang to life, bubbling up with energy and transforming the planet before my very eyes. "Yes!" I exclaimed, pumping my fist in triumph. "I did it!"

But, as is often the case, my moment of triumph was short-lived. As I turned to admire my handiwork, I received a visit from none other than Darth Vader himself. "Kylo Ren," he boomed, his voice like thunder. "You're not living up to your potential."

I felt a surge of anger and defensiveness, but I knew better than to argue with the Dark Lord. So, instead, I stood tall and proud, trying to exude an air of confidence and competence that I didn't quite feel.

"Ah, yes," I said, attempting to sound suave and sophisticated. "I'm doing just fine, thank you very much." But Vader was not fooled. He gazed at me with a mixture of disappointment and disdain, his eyes piercing through my mask like a hot knife through butter.

"You're a disappointment, Kylo Ren," he declared. "You have the power of the Force within you, but you choose to waste it on petty projects like terraforming. You need to focus on your true potential."

I felt a sting from Vader's words, but I refused to back down. Instead, I snarled at him, my anger and frustration boiling over. "You don't know what you're talking about," I spat. "I'm the one who's going to bring balance to the Force, not you!"

But as I spoke, I couldn't help but feel a twinge of doubt. Was I really cut out for this whole master builder thing? Or was I just deluding myself?

The uncertainty hung in the air like a challenge, and I knew that I had to prove myself. So, I set my mind on the task at hand: building a new wormhole.

After some tinkering with my trusty sidekick Geoffrey Samwise, we finally managed to activate the wormhole. The result was nothing short of spectacular - a swirling vortex of energy and color that seemed to stretch on forever.

As I gazed upon the wormhole in awe, I realized that maybe, just maybe, I was on the right path after all. But just as I felt like I was hitting my stride, disaster struck once again.

My trusty seamoth - the vessel that had been my pride and joy for so long - suddenly malfunctioned and blew up in a spectacular display of fire and smoke. "Oh no!" I wailed, feeling my heart sink into despair.

But even as I mourned the loss of my beloved seamoth, I knew that I couldn't give up. So, with Geoffrey Samwise by my side, we set to work rebuilding - using materials from our very own building supply store.

As we worked, I realized that being a true master builder required patience, perseverance, and a willingness to learn from one's mistakes. And so, with a newfound sense of determination, I dove headfirst into the world of terraforming once more.

And so, my journey continues - a never-ending quest for power, knowledge, and mastery over the forces of nature. May the Force be with me... or not.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enhello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to subnautica look at that gorgeous view filled with death in every direction and no hope for anyone who's alone on an island not even on an island underwater and dying forever and ever and ever I'll never see another Hyun for as long as I live even I'm in a box alone talking to a camera hahahahaha ok anyway so enough crazy we have what we need to are actually we have the blueprints to do the modification station so I got to find out where the hell that is modification station ah there we go so I need a wiring kit and a computer chip which I'm pretty sure I had everything that I needed to do that because the wiring kit is just silver and I have more silver in mmm every uh we're Mozilla Verizon oh not good oh there we go I was well certain to panic for a second there that was not okay and apparently I discovered if you ate too much of one thing it'll be bad for you which I don't understand that at all but whatever this is some Nautica we play by their rules not mine okay so I got the wiring kit and then I need to be able to make a computer chip which is just table coral sample because that's easy enough give me some Corral anybody want a little bit of curl is that table core oh I forget girl shell yeah I think it's the big tube thingy isn't it ooh hey was that a was that a blammo I could use a blam oh yeah Cantona is common core I need table coral is that those stairs this a table Goro table Goro I real cup okay got that got that I'm gonna get some extras while we're at it cuz a can Epidaurus fall what about you Hakka baloney what else do I have Oh salt million pounds of salt I forgot about that really didn't need to cut back in salt actually in my daily life - we got a popcorn machine again and I had a popcorn machine about two years ago uh and that was a mistake because I ate nothing but popcorn for the rest of my life and I for like three months rate ain't nothing but popcorn and I have a terrible habit because I bought this thing called flavonol and if you've ever had flab a call it's like the yellow butter flavored salt that they have in movie theaters sometimes and it's so bad for you it's literally like one one serving size on the box is like three times your daily recommended amount of salt and I just dumped that on my popcorn three like three or four times I eat a bag of popcorn a day just dump it on there I feel like my blood is just turning into maple syrup except not sweet it's with salt like the equivalent amount of if you just mix salt with water way down and dilute it like that sludge that's what's floating through my blood right now so anyway no no why I need table coral to be able to make a computer chip but I got that some now I will be able to make a modification station put it right by where the hell oh oh I thought I lost my children you know I haven't seen him in days but that's okay I'm not a negligent dad there you boys are Jeffrey Billy Sam wasn't mom Sam wasn't Marshall you weren't there for a second had me worried man that ship is wow that is booking it across the guy book okay so now that I have that I should be able to make the modification station which I don't know where this spoon to go is you key I'll put it down here then I was under the assumption that it would be up by the mobile vehicle Bay but apparently not what does it go inside what I'm confused now hahaha uh-oh inside I didn't know that how was I supposed to know that it's there right great great right ha I suppose that's as good a place as any wink okay soon why steal pain oh boy okay so plasteel extra light tank and extra air capacity wirelessly charges your held tool while you swim what that's so cool what oh sweet dude oh that's so cool okay so I got lithium I do have lithium down to my dive into the underwater cave there here it is so I have lithium so I should be able to make the plasteel air contain but I could also make high capacity I don't know which would be better because I don't know if weight is even a pro would probably just make it smaller and there uh that would be cool Sena could have more of them but I don't know if that means that so I'm just gonna go with thee I'm gonna go with the extra capacity one for now and then I'm gonna make another one that's ultra lightweight now I must see what the difference is so maybe a bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a bit of butter oh this so cool I can oh 105 that's awesome mmm that's so cool I'll put all the salt and Billy need to get rid of it after my salt speech you guys understand I have a problem okay so that's there a beauty so I need silicone rubber that is really cool if I get another wiring kit I should be able to make another one of those that is so cool oh that's so cool because if I have that then I would never need to replace a battery in my doobie dabby that sounds way better I need more table Coral oh god damn it it's night again I hate this I hate so much how do I make wise my why you're doing I have a light oh right click okay got it oh god it's so scary maybe I just did that on my on my uh my seemeth and I didn't know it probably I once again I'd like to go with the idea that I'm stupid more than anything else so this is continue on that path probably drains a lot more energy than not having that okay anyway so now we go in here and I should be able to make another wiring kit no that was just silver oh I didn't uh know that and what oh it was probably the whole thing okay silver silver silver where could you be oh no silver I have lost thee I only have one goddamnit ah I'll be right back and this one shall be for Samwise but I did that wrong hang on a second let me not get ahead of myself have it a boop-boop put that over there uh keep that with me put that over there cuz I don't need to know where that is just yet but this one is for Samwise the unsung hero of pretty much everything ever oh it's a day yet god dingus damn it hmm I'll try the thermo blade that time just freakin badass why wouldn't I want that there's no frickin cool oh man I'm kylo Ren look at me ah it's even bubbling water here in the air for some reason I don't worry about it's cool it's so cool ah take this who wants to challenge me Darth Vader is my idol oh I'm a Wimpy baby except I'm not really cuz I was I won't say spoilers god damnit cool another terraformer I don't know what the terraformers gonna be able to do but it sounds fun wink come here with your sassy but haha i ha ha yay silver if I hit him with this it's guaranteed to be turned into silver by the law of I say so if oh look by the law of I say so done did work I'm a genius look it's gonna happen again Herbert Oh gold even better except it's not what I needed ball take it anyway because I'm greedy even though I'm the only human left ha boskie silver the law of I say so does didn't work I'm a genius of every capacity everyone shall bow down before my amazing powers kylo Ren kind of hard not to talk funny when I got these hot coffee cups in my mouth not sponsored by anything ever except for something recently oh yeah Bank see it works it always works if I hit it with this it turns to boink server my god that's a big pile of the things that'll like I'm gonna go back now because I got enough what I need yes victory is right oh dear god damn you son of a my seamoth no no oh god damn it what the hell oh my god that is the stupid freakin thing I earn I can't be properly mad about it because I got cough drops in my mouth and shoe stupid my moment of victory this is no say a goddamn word this is such a file of suck you all are laughing at nothing nothing nothing at all damn it okay I guess I deserved that one thank Karen I just had a horrible terrible thing happened to me let me just make a wiring kit and get over with it all right let's see what this does the lightweight version uh what does that mean what do you mean lightweight didn't do anything it's the same size I guess I could go I could stay under for longer but they're the same new daddies damn it I should organize he's better why those of you who have OCD out at home are not very happy with my organization structure and frankly I'm not either but does the best I can do at the moment so just bear with me it's it's it's not happy but you know it's it's home so now my only thing I need to do is recover my goddamn seamoth because I goddamn blew it up because Geoffrey Samwise and Marshall didn't build it to regulation standards did you boys what Dad no we did exactly as shut up Geoffrey billion Samwise Marshall you're okay you didn't stash me back paint Stan shut up Marshall okay let's see vehicles seamoth blah blah blah and blah Frick maybe I could make the Cyclops vast industrial use submarine why would I want that this is so stupid I'm gonna die want my seamoth back I gotta make that all right I think I have everything you need titanium power so glass I probably have everything any dumber huh but this is cool though I mean wait okay so if I'm if I'm swimming with my Finny whinnies and I go to this what did it do is it why isn't it working I'm wearing the fins wirelessly charge my help to swim it's supposed to be - why is it not doing that damn it you're damn it are you kidding on that a silicon god damn an amount of silicon how is that even possible god I'm getting sick of running out for mundane crap when I got a whole building full of building materials what kind of life am i living why am i so southern okay so I finally got what I need I'm gonna finish up these materials and then in the next episode I'm gonna happy I'm gonna have my seamoth back because it blew up by mysterious unknown reasons not known to me and then everything will be hunky-dory so bear with me until that point and thank you everybody so much for watching and as always I will see you in the next video bigger pulsate another Gabor's outhello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to subnautica look at that gorgeous view filled with death in every direction and no hope for anyone who's alone on an island not even on an island underwater and dying forever and ever and ever I'll never see another Hyun for as long as I live even I'm in a box alone talking to a camera hahahahaha ok anyway so enough crazy we have what we need to are actually we have the blueprints to do the modification station so I got to find out where the hell that is modification station ah there we go so I need a wiring kit and a computer chip which I'm pretty sure I had everything that I needed to do that because the wiring kit is just silver and I have more silver in mmm every uh we're Mozilla Verizon oh not good oh there we go I was well certain to panic for a second there that was not okay and apparently I discovered if you ate too much of one thing it'll be bad for you which I don't understand that at all but whatever this is some Nautica we play by their rules not mine okay so I got the wiring kit and then I need to be able to make a computer chip which is just table coral sample because that's easy enough give me some Corral anybody want a little bit of curl is that table core oh I forget girl shell yeah I think it's the big tube thingy isn't it ooh hey was that a was that a blammo I could use a blam oh yeah Cantona is common core I need table coral is that those stairs this a table Goro table Goro I real cup okay got that got that I'm gonna get some extras while we're at it cuz a can Epidaurus fall what about you Hakka baloney what else do I have Oh salt million pounds of salt I forgot about that really didn't need to cut back in salt actually in my daily life - we got a popcorn machine again and I had a popcorn machine about two years ago uh and that was a mistake because I ate nothing but popcorn for the rest of my life and I for like three months rate ain't nothing but popcorn and I have a terrible habit because I bought this thing called flavonol and if you've ever had flab a call it's like the yellow butter flavored salt that they have in movie theaters sometimes and it's so bad for you it's literally like one one serving size on the box is like three times your daily recommended amount of salt and I just dumped that on my popcorn three like three or four times I eat a bag of popcorn a day just dump it on there I feel like my blood is just turning into maple syrup except not sweet it's with salt like the equivalent amount of if you just mix salt with water way down and dilute it like that sludge that's what's floating through my blood right now so anyway no no why I need table coral to be able to make a computer chip but I got that some now I will be able to make a modification station put it right by where the hell oh oh I thought I lost my children you know I haven't seen him in days but that's okay I'm not a negligent dad there you boys are Jeffrey Billy Sam wasn't mom Sam wasn't Marshall you weren't there for a second had me worried man that ship is wow that is booking it across the guy book okay so now that I have that I should be able to make the modification station which I don't know where this spoon to go is you key I'll put it down here then I was under the assumption that it would be up by the mobile vehicle Bay but apparently not what does it go inside what I'm confused now hahaha uh-oh inside I didn't know that how was I supposed to know that it's there right great great right ha I suppose that's as good a place as any wink okay soon why steal pain oh boy okay so plasteel extra light tank and extra air capacity wirelessly charges your held tool while you swim what that's so cool what oh sweet dude oh that's so cool okay so I got lithium I do have lithium down to my dive into the underwater cave there here it is so I have lithium so I should be able to make the plasteel air contain but I could also make high capacity I don't know which would be better because I don't know if weight is even a pro would probably just make it smaller and there uh that would be cool Sena could have more of them but I don't know if that means that so I'm just gonna go with thee I'm gonna go with the extra capacity one for now and then I'm gonna make another one that's ultra lightweight now I must see what the difference is so maybe a bit a little bit a little bit a little bit a bit of butter oh this so cool I can oh 105 that's awesome mmm that's so cool I'll put all the salt and Billy need to get rid of it after my salt speech you guys understand I have a problem okay so that's there a beauty so I need silicone rubber that is really cool if I get another wiring kit I should be able to make another one of those that is so cool oh that's so cool because if I have that then I would never need to replace a battery in my doobie dabby that sounds way better I need more table Coral oh god damn it it's night again I hate this I hate so much how do I make wise my why you're doing I have a light oh right click okay got it oh god it's so scary maybe I just did that on my on my uh my seemeth and I didn't know it probably I once again I'd like to go with the idea that I'm stupid more than anything else so this is continue on that path probably drains a lot more energy than not having that okay anyway so now we go in here and I should be able to make another wiring kit no that was just silver oh I didn't uh know that and what oh it was probably the whole thing okay silver silver silver where could you be oh no silver I have lost thee I only have one goddamnit ah I'll be right back and this one shall be for Samwise but I did that wrong hang on a second let me not get ahead of myself have it a boop-boop put that over there uh keep that with me put that over there cuz I don't need to know where that is just yet but this one is for Samwise the unsung hero of pretty much everything ever oh it's a day yet god dingus damn it hmm I'll try the thermo blade that time just freakin badass why wouldn't I want that there's no frickin cool oh man I'm kylo Ren look at me ah it's even bubbling water here in the air for some reason I don't worry about it's cool it's so cool ah take this who wants to challenge me Darth Vader is my idol oh I'm a Wimpy baby except I'm not really cuz I was I won't say spoilers god damnit cool another terraformer I don't know what the terraformers gonna be able to do but it sounds fun wink come here with your sassy but haha i ha ha yay silver if I hit him with this it's guaranteed to be turned into silver by the law of I say so if oh look by the law of I say so done did work I'm a genius look it's gonna happen again Herbert Oh gold even better except it's not what I needed ball take it anyway because I'm greedy even though I'm the only human left ha boskie silver the law of I say so does didn't work I'm a genius of every capacity everyone shall bow down before my amazing powers kylo Ren kind of hard not to talk funny when I got these hot coffee cups in my mouth not sponsored by anything ever except for something recently oh yeah Bank see it works it always works if I hit it with this it turns to boink server my god that's a big pile of the things that'll like I'm gonna go back now because I got enough what I need yes victory is right oh dear god damn you son of a my seamoth no no oh god damn it what the hell oh my god that is the stupid freakin thing I earn I can't be properly mad about it because I got cough drops in my mouth and shoe stupid my moment of victory this is no say a goddamn word this is such a file of suck you all are laughing at nothing nothing nothing at all damn it okay I guess I deserved that one thank Karen I just had a horrible terrible thing happened to me let me just make a wiring kit and get over with it all right let's see what this does the lightweight version uh what does that mean what do you mean lightweight didn't do anything it's the same size I guess I could go I could stay under for longer but they're the same new daddies damn it I should organize he's better why those of you who have OCD out at home are not very happy with my organization structure and frankly I'm not either but does the best I can do at the moment so just bear with me it's it's it's not happy but you know it's it's home so now my only thing I need to do is recover my goddamn seamoth because I goddamn blew it up because Geoffrey Samwise and Marshall didn't build it to regulation standards did you boys what Dad no we did exactly as shut up Geoffrey billion Samwise Marshall you're okay you didn't stash me back paint Stan shut up Marshall okay let's see vehicles seamoth blah blah blah and blah Frick maybe I could make the Cyclops vast industrial use submarine why would I want that this is so stupid I'm gonna die want my seamoth back I gotta make that all right I think I have everything you need titanium power so glass I probably have everything any dumber huh but this is cool though I mean wait okay so if I'm if I'm swimming with my Finny whinnies and I go to this what did it do is it why isn't it working I'm wearing the fins wirelessly charge my help to swim it's supposed to be - why is it not doing that damn it you're damn it are you kidding on that a silicon god damn an amount of silicon how is that even possible god I'm getting sick of running out for mundane crap when I got a whole building full of building materials what kind of life am i living why am i so southern okay so I finally got what I need I'm gonna finish up these materials and then in the next episode I'm gonna happy I'm gonna have my seamoth back because it blew up by mysterious unknown reasons not known to me and then everything will be hunky-dory so bear with me until that point and thank you everybody so much for watching and as always I will see you in the next video bigger pulsate another Gabor's out\n"