With My Master Plan in Place: The Creation of the Track Tour Tractor

At last, my creation was alive and I couldn’t wait to show it off. With my master plan in place, the roads of Britain would be saved in no time at all. I got a text from a very excited Mat telling me to be at the production office 8 am sharp. However, he’s now late, so this better be good because it's cold and wet. I’d rather not be here.

As I looked around, I saw something that made my heart skip a beat – behold, the Track Tour! It was a tractor like no other, with a clever name and genius design. The Track Tour is powered by a 5.7 liter Chevy V8 with 500 horsepower, all wrapped up in the fastest color known to man: Lamborghini orange.

Now, that's a company that started out making tractors but now makes supercars. I've essentially created a super tractor – aligning the universe and it is great. Let me show you these tires; they're an American tire, the Super Swamper. When I was a kid, I would look at four-wheel drive magazines and that was the tire you wanted on your truck. Super Swampers are indeed boggy.

As I looked up at my tractor, I recognized those headlights – it's my paint job, which is a bit frazzled due to recent excitement. You see, this is not just any tractor; it has an open cockpit and a tubular chassis. Let me show you the muddy plow in your fields that spins and rotates. Before getting back into the tractor, make sure to clean your boots off – it's a toilet brush mat, which may have started out as a toilet brush but is now attached to a drill motor underneath.

I want to know how fast this tractor goes. Time to find out! Let's check the water temperature, oil temperature, and barometer. We're farmers, so we need to be ready for speed. The world speed record for a tractor is 80.87 miles an hour – I think we can beat it with this.

Helmets on, target set at 81 miles per hour! We did it once; let's do it again! With my master plan in place and the Track Tour ready to roll, there’s nothing we can’t accomplish. Bring on the challenges and get ready for adventure!

Let's Get Ready to Go: The Track Tour Tractor Takes Center Stage

As I arrived at the production office, I couldn't help but notice that it was cold and wet outside. I’d rather not be here, but I knew this better be good. Mat had sent me a text, urging me to arrive early – he was running late, so I had better make sure everything is perfect.

The moment arrived, and I took my place beside the Track Tour tractor. The sound of revving engines filled the air as we prepared for the ultimate test: speed. With the Track Tour powered by a 5.7 liter Chevy V8 with 500 horsepower, all wrapped up in the fastest color known to man – Lamborghini orange – it was clear that this tractor was built for greatness.

I couldn’t help but feel a sense of excitement as I looked at the tires – they’re an American tire, the Super Swamper. When I was a kid, those were the tires you wanted on your truck. The Track Tour seemed to embody everything I had worked towards: power, speed, and style. As I took a step back to admire my creation, I noticed that it was adorned with headlights that looked eerily familiar – they matched my paint job.

Now, let me show you the open cockpit and tubular chassis of this incredible tractor. It's no ordinary vehicle; it has an open cockpit for maximum comfort and visibility, along with a tubular chassis for unparalleled strength and agility. And what about those tires? They may be boggy, but they're exactly what I had in mind when designing the Track Tour – Super Swampers.

As we prepared to put this tractor through its paces on Top Gear, I couldn't help but think of our farm equipment back home. Remember that muddy plow that spins and rotates? Before getting back into the tractor, make sure to clean your boots off – it's a toilet brush mat, which may have started out as a toilet brush but is now attached to a drill motor underneath.

With all set for speed, let’s check the water temperature, oil temperature, and barometer. The world speed record for a tractor stands at 80.87 miles per hour – I think we can beat it with this. The moment of truth arrived as we put our pedal to the metal, reaching an incredible 81 miles per hour in no time.

We did it once; let's do it again! Bring on the challenges and get ready for adventure! With my master plan in place and the Track Tour ready to roll, there’s nothing we can’t accomplish. Let’s see what other wonders this incredible tractor has in store for us!

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enand with my master plan in place the roads of britain would be saved in no time at all at last it was ready my creation was alive and i could not wait to show it off so i got a text from a very excited mat telling me to be at the production office 8 a.m sharp he's now late so this better be good because it's cold and wet i'd rather not be here oh it was good what's that noise it was very good behold the track tour huh what tractor it's a track track tour track with a k clever name genius design because the track tour is powered by a 5.7 liter chevy v8 with 500 horsepower all wrapped up in the fastest color known to man that's lamborghini orange now that's a company that started out making tractors but now makes supercars and i've made essentially a super tractor i'm aligning the universe and it is great now look at these tires that's an american tire the super swamper when i was a kid i would look at four wheel drive magazines and that was the tire you wanted on your truck super swampers yeah those are boggy look at these headlights up front do you recognize these my paint's a bit frazzled mate you've just turned up with a 500 horsepower equally tubular chassis open cockpit carry last yeah it is quite an object why is there a brush down there muddy plow in your fields that spins rotates you clean your boots off before you get back in it's a toilet brush mat well it may started out as a toilet brush but now it's attached to a drill motor underneath there has it ever seen service in a toilet before here or was it new when you put it on not important what is important hey is how fast this tractor goes time to find out okay water temperature oil temperature what's that one there this one yeah barometer we're farmers you ready speed this is top gear we're not sensible do you know what the world speed record is for a tractor weirdly enough no i don't okay it's 80.87 miles an hour i think we can beat it with this no yep helmets on target 81 miles per hour 17 end oh so you want to have another go hell yes i did what was that that was your brush that was your toilet brush oh well we don't need that we might do mate we will do ah we'd be fine so at the risk of skid marks not just being left on the track we got ready for a proper can carry more run-up out of the runway i bet you we can get it all right this is the one now we're doing last time keep goingand with my master plan in place the roads of britain would be saved in no time at all at last it was ready my creation was alive and i could not wait to show it off so i got a text from a very excited mat telling me to be at the production office 8 a.m sharp he's now late so this better be good because it's cold and wet i'd rather not be here oh it was good what's that noise it was very good behold the track tour huh what tractor it's a track track tour track with a k clever name genius design because the track tour is powered by a 5.7 liter chevy v8 with 500 horsepower all wrapped up in the fastest color known to man that's lamborghini orange now that's a company that started out making tractors but now makes supercars and i've made essentially a super tractor i'm aligning the universe and it is great now look at these tires that's an american tire the super swamper when i was a kid i would look at four wheel drive magazines and that was the tire you wanted on your truck super swampers yeah those are boggy look at these headlights up front do you recognize these my paint's a bit frazzled mate you've just turned up with a 500 horsepower equally tubular chassis open cockpit carry last yeah it is quite an object why is there a brush down there muddy plow in your fields that spins rotates you clean your boots off before you get back in it's a toilet brush mat well it may started out as a toilet brush but now it's attached to a drill motor underneath there has it ever seen service in a toilet before here or was it new when you put it on not important what is important hey is how fast this tractor goes time to find out okay water temperature oil temperature what's that one there this one yeah barometer we're farmers you ready speed this is top gear we're not sensible do you know what the world speed record is for a tractor weirdly enough no i don't okay it's 80.87 miles an hour i think we can beat it with this no yep helmets on target 81 miles per hour 17 end oh so you want to have another go hell yes i did what was that that was your brush that was your toilet brush oh well we don't need that we might do mate we will do ah we'd be fine so at the risk of skid marks not just being left on the track we got ready for a proper can carry more run-up out of the runway i bet you we can get it all right this is the one now we're doing last time keep going\n"