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**The Best at Finding Cars on the Internet**

Who is the best at finding cars on the internet?

Today, we're going to the back alley of car classifieds to do a Craigslist Speedrun.

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WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: en- Who is the best at findingcars on the internet?Today, we're going to theback alley of car classifiedsto do a Craigslist Speedrun.I'm joined by Jeremiah,and our friend, Larry,I'm James, and this is "The D-List"- Big thanks to The Zebra forsponsoring today's episode.We hear a Donut love transparency,so we decided to throw a birthday partyfor our favorite transparentfriend the Ghost of Donuts.- My heavens! I am quite surprised.- You know what else istransparent and sweet, The Zebra.Easily compare quotesfrom over 100 insurancecompanies side-by-sidein under five minutes.And do you know why The Zebrais the nation's leading carinsurance comparison site?Is because they're notinterested in collectingyour phone number orselling your personal data.Now that's transparencywe can all celebrate.- Here, try the punch.- The best part,The Zebra saves driversan average of $440 a year.So don't waste another dollaron media for coverage and hidden fees.So, start comparing quotes in minutesby going to TheZebra.com/DList,and find your perfect policy today.- Happy birthday Ghost of D...(people clapping and laughing)- I want to welcome everybodyto the DSports Arena.(upbeat music)Today we are doing a good oldfashioned Craigslist Speedrunto find out who's thebest at finding cars,and car crap on the internet.Now we've done challengeslike this before,but today we are all on the same site,Craigslist, to even the playing field.Gentlemen, are you ready to lose?- He must be talking to you.(all laughing)- We also have a newface on the show today.I wanna welcome Larry Nolan,got diarrhea on the way to work.He pooped all over his Mustang.So, Larry was kind enough to fill in with-- For this first challenge...There are threemanufacturers on the board,you each have to pick one.- This is Larry's first time on the show,so we're gonna let him pick first.- All right, thank you for this honor.I'm gonna go with Tesla.- All right, I'm gonna go with Saturn.- What the (beep)!Why do I get the...Why am I third?Okay, I guess I am Maserati then.- For the challenge, you haveto find a running exampleof a car from this manufacturerwith at least 150,000miles on the odometer.And the clock starts now.- Kid! I knew it was gonnabe something like this,'cause I work with Max every day,and he's a sick, sick puppy.I'm done, I win.- Okay.(all laughing)- The first one, not running, needs work.No one drives these cars this far.- I don't even know I'm doing this thing-- I know, James' over there just chilling,kicking his feet up, rubbing in our faces.- Yeah, early bird gets the worm guys.It's all about preparation.Making good choices.(Jerry laughing)- 33 seconds.- Okay, you know what?Okay, here we go. Here we go.- Gotta go to thehome state, come on.- Okay.- Okay, gotta go to the home state.Come on, come on, baby.(Jerry screaming)Larry, welcome to the bigdogs leagues, you little pup.(all laughing)- I don't think there's asingle 150,000 mile Teslaon the planet.- You know,you're probably right about that one.But you got to have faithfor Craigslist, all right.58K.- Three.- Take a chance.- Two.- Can we knock it down?- One.- And there you go.- Did you get it?- I did not.(all laughing)- Here's mine.Had to go all the waydown to Miami to get this8,888,000-- No, it does not count.- This was a setup, man.- Yeah.- Yeah, dude!Don't hate the game,hate the player. (laughs)All right, yeah, no.There's not a picture ofthe odometer, unfortunately.So we'll never know.- This is a 1997 Saturn SL1.It's got 200,000 miles on it.It's the first car that came up.As soon as I typed in Saturn.Boom! There it is.- Ripped out stereo.So come on.- Okay, let's tabulate the scores.So, James walks away with five points.- Yeah.- Should we give Jeremiah any?- No. No.- You have to give me some.Why?- There's no way thatthat has 8 million miles on it, Jeremiah?- I don't make...Listen, I'm just going off the add.I'm just going off the add.- Somebody had a stroke whilethey're filling out the ad.- I think they meant 8 miles.- Okay, so are we sayingnow we can't trust peopleon Craigslist, James?Is that what you're saying?- Yeah, we can't trustanybody on Craigslist?It's the back alley of the internet.If websites could smell,Craigslist would smell like pee.(all laughing)- In all fairness, Ithink Jeremiah did find the ad.I will give him one.- You happy now?You threw a fit and yourfriend, Max gave you a point.- Thank you. Thank you.Thank you, I'll take it,I'll take whatever I can get.- Next challenge, in four minutes,find a car that isdepreciated over $100,000from its original MSRP.(upbeat music)- What do you mean?Here's $100,000 car.(upbeat music)- Okay.- Two minutes remaining.- Two minutes.(indistinct chattering)Boom! Found it.Let's go.- Did you get it?- Hell, yeah, man!But the poster's drawing up right now.- All right, got it. Boom!- What?- Suck it both of you(beep), I don't believe him.And you're faltering over there.(James groaning)- I found so many carsthat have depreciatedlike $80,000.This show's stupid.- Three, two, one! Time.(Jerry sipping)- Good job boys, that was fun.- Shut up.(Jerry laughing)- Now last round a Maserati killed me.This round a Maserati saved me.A 2007 Maserati QuattroporteSport GT for $13,500.A 2007 Maserati QuattroporteSport GT MSRP, $121,100.- Whoever bought one when they were new,feels like an idiot.- Here, we have the AstonMartin Vantage, the V8, 2007.Okay?- Right.- Bam! 114,000-36,000.- Minus 36.- Is isn't-- Is less than 100,000.- But in the paralleluniverse where I am from,they do math a little differently lately.- All right, James.- I did not even try,I don't have anything,But we came to that conclusiona lot quicker in my case.(all laughing)- Jeremiah goes from 1 point to 6 points,which now puts him in first place.James is in second still with five points,but the games must continue.The next challenge is a speed run.The first person to find a pictureof somebody blocking a licenseplate with their thumbs,will win five points.- Oh God! How do you even?(upbeat music)- Nope! Nope! We got this.I got this.We getting these points, man.- I found one that's photoshopped.- A photoshopped thumb?That would be hilarious.(all laughing)- I don't know why,but something is telling meJeep owners would do this, man.- Yeah, you know what,I'm going to my own state.- Florida?- Yeah.- I'm trying to get creativewith the search terms.It's not really working.I tried "No lowballers."I tried "I know what I got."Now I'm looking at Subaru WRXs.- For like this belief of science.Or not like, not sciencebut like technology.(Jerry screaming)- No. No. No.- (beep) Yes, yes. Yes.I had to go to Floridaand it had to be a Camaro.Hell, yeah! (laughs)I was basically describingmyself and then manifested this.(all laughing)- All right, so Jeremiahgets another five pointsfrom the challenge,bringing Jeremiah's score to 11.James five and Larry,unfortunately still not...- Duses!- Alright, next challenge.The Tesla Model S Plaidis the fastest productioncar in the world currently.- Ready?- All right, let her rip.(man laughing)- Find a car on Craigslistthat can beat the 1/4 mile timefor a Tesla Model S Plaid.- Yeah, alright. Found it. Boom!- And the time starts now!- Oops! I already beat it.I already found one (beep).Gobble gobble.(Jerry gobbling)- It's 1/4 mile time 9.1 seconds.- Yeah, I got it.- How'd you find it so fast?- I just use proper search terms.- What'd you search?My friendliness with you wants me...I wanna help you, James, butthe competitor in means saying,"Keep your mouth shut stupid.Can I go take a pee pee(indistinct) you play?- This one's hard, Max.Did you search Florida again, Jerry?- No, I found mine in LA.- Three, two, one, and that's time.- Okay, so I shared mine.I found a 92 Mustang 5.O,runs 1/4 and 8.93 seconds.- I found the same car.- I searched drag car. (laughs)- I searched a bunch of stuffand then eventually searched eight second.- Okay, so here we have theDrag Pak 2021 Dodge challenger,1 of 50 cars, man, like 7.5.- 7.55 second 1/4 miles.- Like that seems likeit would rip my pants offwhen it drove by.- It's got a parachute,so you know it's business.- I also searched parachute.- Yeah, parachute would havebeen a good search term.- Does Larry get bonus points'cause he found the fastest one?- I'll give Larry one bonus pointfor finding the basses one.All right, so tallying the story here,Jeremiah now is 16 points.- I just want to point outthat one of those pointsis for whining.(all laughing)- Yeah, hey, got whateveryou got to do to win.- The final challengewill be worth 6 points.Your budget, $15,000 to build a vehicleusing cars, parts, whatever,that you can live in.And the time starts now.- Right now, I'm looking for my base,my home, if you will.Box trucks were more expensivethan I thought, so are vans.So, we're gonna go with thefirst thing that I found.It's a little gross.- Okay. All right. Boom!I have my base.I wanna be able if I'm gonnalive in it to be comfortable.You know, I'm a tall guy, Ineed to be able to spread out.James, you're the same way.You know?- I love to spread.- We like our space.I'm looking for bathroom options.Portable, portable potties,search...'Cause if you're gonna live in it,you need to go to the restroom.You know what I'm saying?- It's going pretty good over here.I'm like, I'm just trying to lookand see what imma deckthis thing out with.Dude, y'all aren't ready for this one.- And that's time.- All right, so my base isthis sexy mofo right here.And after looking insideit and I was like,"You know, it's just notlike quite there again.It's pretty, pretty vacantin there, you know?"So I said, "You know why don'tI add me the steering wheel?"- Because when you have a bus to live in,the one thing you need to steering wheel.- Exactly, you need a staring wheel.And then, you know, I was like,"I kind of wanna keep itsimple and have some class."So I said, "You know, Ineed a cool bed in there."- That bis ass van and you puta (beep) twin in that (beep)?- Hell yeah, the twin,that way I can move around.- You bought a baby's bed.- We are redecorating her roombecause my daughter grewout of her tiny baby bed.- But this is where it gets good though,'cause I was like, you know,"I could possibly throwthis up on the roof."- What? (laughs)- Why are you putting,he busted so big, Larry.- Larry, you don't need atent, you have (beep) bus.This is (beep) bizarre.(all laughing)- So then you need somethingto keep the beers cold.So that's when I wanted toupgrade to this bad boy.- (laughing) It's a mini fridge.(all laughing)(beep)- I hate you guys.(all laughing)I was like, "Yo, I need toadd some tires to this joint."You feel me?- Okay, yeah.- So...- Is it tiny?(all laughing)- I always believe ingoing big with tires.- Okay, all right.- I wanted to put these bad boys on there.Tires are only what, 1200bucks for a full set, guys.Like full set, right?- You know your bus haslike eight tires, right?(all laughing)- And then, you know, I needed the toilet.'Cause I realized we don'thave a toilet in there.- I pray to God is this thesmallest toilet ever made.(all laughing)- You guys are crazy, man.(all laughing)- This is the smallest toilet possible.- So then James gave me the good ideathat I need a sexy TV in there.So I was like, you know, I mean,"Let me go ahead and throwa nice 55 inch screen TV."- Okay.- That's gonna take abouta lot of space in the bus.- Oh, you've got a lot of space.You've got a lot of space.- You feel me?- 55 inch is fair though.- Yeah, it's fair.- It's fair size TV.- It's fair.- Yes, yes.- So then, you know, withthat, I'm a big gamer.I love games.So I was like...- Bought a game, more game. (laughs)- I gotta have a PS five inthere, it just has to go.- Okay, great. That's a good job, man.- Thanks, man.- Yeah, let's see whatyou came (beep) up with.- Okay.- So, I went a similar route.It's like a flat nose with...I don't know what it says on the side.It says, Jesus is something.- "Jesus is reality."- Is reality, yeah.Okay, so I'm gonna leteverybody know the deal.Instead of going with a little baby bed,I went with a Cal Kang, okay?I like cow Kings 'cause I'mlonger, and they're longer.Okay, I got a nice Victorian Dresser.I got to put my clothes someplace.On top of that dresser, I'mputting a nice 55 inch TV.Okay, next to my bed.I have a Mid Century RollingBar Cart for all my alcohol.'Cause I'm going with thislike mid-century theme,like woods, I want woods, you know?This is my Cal King bed frame.Nice solid Oak, you know?Okay, I got to cook. I'm a cooker.Okay, so I have this nice oven range.You know 'cause we're off thegrid, you need a generator.- I forgot about the generator.- Yeah, so I put a generator.And then you're probably thinking,"Hey, where are you go poop,or where where do you shower?"Well, that's where Ihave a 1982 25' Sailboat.That I'm going to pull behindit for a low cost of $3,400.So basically, I have all the amenities,I could possibly want in my sailboat,that's being pulled behind me.- Okay.- So that's my bill.- It's pretty good.It's pretty good.- Thanks, James.- I went a similar route.(all laughing)Instead of a school bus...I think you saw thisone, I got a tour bus,' cause I like that front back-- Oh, yeah, I did see this.This is great, yeah.- Good views.I plan on taking it out on the road.So, I wanna hang out outside,so I got myself an awning.- That's a very smallawning though, James.- What?(all laughing)- James though.- James that awning is for a pop-out,not an actual full awning.That's a baby awning.- I also went with a CaliforniaKing (laughs) size bed.I didn't want to mess around,so I got an 85 inch TV.(all laughing)Yeah, and I want it to feel like a home.I mean, Max said I gottalive in this thing.- Yeah. Yeah.- So I got myself a nice rug.- Ooh, that makes itnice, nice on the feet.- Two classics to place under the bed.So, I got a chandelier.(Jerry laughing)- This man got a chandelier.- I also liked to cook,so I went ahead and got myselfa wood-burning pizza oven.- (laughing) Where are yougonna bloody put that, James?- When I have people over to eat pizza,I want us to be able to chilland also some of you drive a lot.So I need someplace to relax.- Yeah.- So I got myself aSwedish Helsinki hot tub.- So that's going on the top?- Yeah.- Is it inflatable?- Yeah, it's inflatable soI can break it down too.- Oh, break it down and put it up.James is gone classy too.- It's classy,It's classy.- We both did class bills.- He got that like French style going on.I feel that.- Yeah, yeah.It's like a chalet.- Yeah.I'm digging.(James laughing)- I also got a toilet.- Yeah, you need a toilet.- Yeah, where's that going?(all laughing)- I also got a bidet. (laughs)- James is running out of pace.James is running out of so muchspace, it's not even funny.- And Jeremiah you askedhow I would hook up the toiletearlier, I also got this.- Chainsaw?- It's gonna cut a hole in the bottom,out of sight, out of mind, you know, boys?(all laughing)So that's my home.- So now the question is whose vehicledo you wanna live in themost for the finale points?- Mine is pretty dope.- No, yours is a terror factory.Yours is gonna hit the cloud lips.- Yeah, you have the smallestthings in the big room.I wouldn't wanna step foot inthat creep factor you made.- I don't wanna live in jail.I don't wanna live in Larry'sbus with all my stuff.Either, you guys', mine's too small.- But I got off-roadentires too though, right?I can (indistinct).- Oh, so you can go to thewoods and dump all the bodies?(all laughing)- I think Jeremiah gets my vote.I think it's kind of classy.He didn't do as good of a job as me but-- I didn't have a chandelier there.And I could have.- Yeah, you could.- Yeah, I got to give itto my man's over here.- And our winner is Jeremiah.(people cheering and clapping)- Thank you guys so muchfor watching this episodeof the "D- List" andeverything else on Donut Media.To make sure you don't miss anything,go ahead and hit that subscribe button.We're dropping new merge,new items every week.Go to donutmedia.comand make sure you don't miss any of that.I love you.(upbeat music)