**The Not-So-Safe World of Small Toys**

As parents, we're always on the lookout for fun and safe toys to keep our kids entertained. However, sometimes things can take a dark turn when it comes to creativity and innovation. Take, for example, the "Zapper Toy" that has been making waves online. This toy is designed to resemble a real taser, complete with a zapping sound effect. While it may seem harmless at first glance, we must consider the potential risks involved in giving such a toy to our little ones.

We recently purchased two of these Zapper Toys for our kids, and while they did enjoy playing with them, we couldn't help but notice some concerning issues. The toys are designed for ages three and up, but we're not convinced that's enough to deter curious toddlers from getting into mischief. Our children would run around the house, pretending to zap each other with the toy, completely unaware of the potential harm it could cause if mishandled.

But what really caught our attention was when one of the toys broke just a day after we received it. We were left wondering about the quality of the product and whether it was worth the risk. While we didn't give up on the Zapper Toy entirely, we did give it a rating of four out of five stars, mostly due to its fun sound effect.

However, our excitement about this toy was short-lived, as we soon realized that it's not suitable for schools or other public settings. The manufacturer warns against using the toy in such environments, citing safety concerns. We couldn't agree more, and instead chose to keep it out of reach of our children at all times.

**A Barbie Doll with a Dark Twist**

In a bizarre turn of events, we stumbled upon a Barbie doll that's got everyone talking online. The doll, which appears to be a prototype, features hair all over its body - including legs and arms. Yes, you read that right. Hair. On a doll. We're not sure what kind of message this sends to young children, but it's certainly a conversation starter.

The manufacturer claims that the doll is designed to allow users to shave their hair off using a special shaver attachment. Sounds like a fun DIY project, right? Wrong. As soon as we tried to use the shaver on the doll, we realized that it was more of a novelty item than a practical tool. The hair just wouldn't come off, and we were left with a doll that looked like it had been attacked by a weed whacker.

We couldn't help but wonder who came up with this idea and why they thought it would be a good idea to sell such a product online. And then we saw the price tag - a whopping $80 for a toy that's more likely to cause hair-raising anxiety than entertainment.

**A Collaboration Gone Wrong**

In our previous video, "10 of the World's Smallest DIY Products That Actually Work," we collaborated with Sam from Totally Trendy to showcase some truly innovative products. One of the items we featured was a doll with hair all over its body - because, why not?

However, as it turns out, this product was more of a prototype than a finished product. The manufacturer had produced a few units for testing purposes, but they were not yet ready for mass production. We're not sure what kind of messaging the creator was trying to convey with this doll, but we can tell you that it's not exactly the most reassuring thing.

The doll is now available on Etsy, where users are paying top dollar for a novelty item that seems more like a publicity stunt than a practical toy. And let's be real - who thought it was a good idea to sell a toy with hair all over its body? We're still trying to figure out the logic behind this product, but one thing is certain: we won't be adding it to our toy collection anytime soon.

**A Shoutout to Our Community**

We want to take a moment to thank our incredible community for supporting us on this wild ride. Karen Longberg has joined the Doper Nope family as a valued member, and we're thrilled to have her on board. If you're interested in becoming a part of our community, be sure to check out that join button - we can't wait to welcome you to the family.

And finally, we'd like to remind everyone to stay safe while shopping online. With so many amazing products available at our fingertips, it's easy to get caught up in the excitement of discovery. But remember: always read reviews, do your research, and never purchase a product that seems too good (or weird) to be true.

**A Final Word**

As we wrap up this article, we're left with more questions than answers. What kind of world are we living in where toys like the Zapper Toy and hair-covered dolls exist? And what does it say about our society when we prioritize novelty over safety?

We'll leave that for you to ponder as you browse through your favorite online retailers. Just remember: if it seems too good (or weird) to be true, it probably is.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enthis is so upsetting to me like it's not even funny it's just upsetting also who the heck puts underwear on a baby it's called a diaper naw dude that baby just potty trained really early what's going on guys welcome to dope or note the channel in which we rate products dope or no or we touch our toes he says it and then our nose let's do it let's do it guys today we have a video special here for you just like every single video is special 10 kid products that should have been made for adults these are products that were intended to be made for kids but they're so either absurd wild crazy inappropriate that they really should have been intended for adults okay so what we're gonna do is we're gonna rate them dope or nope so why don't you join us here you know grab a friend grab a family member whatever because we believe you can find absurdity in anything and it's best shared with someone else a laugh is best shared with someone else you know what i mean shut up i'm like trying to be uplifting shut up about it first product vintage eg finger light it looks like candle wax all stacked on top of each other it looks like in shrek when he pulls out the wax from his ear and he sticks on the table yes what the heck finger glows when pressed ignore that though this thing's 180 what you know what i'm noticing here is probably the most shocking thing to me supposedly this is viewed once per hour rare and unusual no longer lights up as the batteries are too old you know if i ever lost a finger i'd want to attach this one just by sewing it on look how many there are look how many that one's 205 the one on the left looks like he took it while running how's et supposed to phone home now add to cart oh man wait it's tanner's skin color whatever that is really weird color is that what i look like that's what i look like bald okay that's why i can't go bald everybody if you just shivered all the hair on your body this is tanner like those little hairless cats literally that's literally me at like 65 you know what i'm saying wrinkles everywhere oh man 200 all the collectors are gonna be so upset that i'm about to open this yeah i just don't like when packages start to look burnt from that on the edges so the idea of this thing is that you literally stick it on your finger and you walk around and go eat don't say like that dude does he touch him on the forehead or does he stick could you imagine giving a wet willy nothing no what about an inverse wet willy stick it in there you're going to stick it in your mouth now the qualifying factors for dope or no dope is if it was intended for kids and it is appropriate for kids nope is if gosh i hate that no as if it shouldn't be for kids so we also have a bit set up where we have an et bike oh my gosh all right who wants to be henry who looks most like henry one of you two let's get real and brown i think it's me i think i look most like henry okay ah there's a lawnmower this is gonna be great for sound but i'm gonna take you home kid or whatever you are i've never seen the movie i'm gonna take you home okay now keep the finger hey there he is come on oh no but be yelling give me just include that hat get up get get back shout out to swagtron for this dope bike basket not included we're almost there we're going to get it wait he's going real fast now oh so the alien's not included i have an article here don't shout it just be nice about it it is how one grieving father got lawn darts back no jokes about this this is sad yeah this is actually exciting so there was an old toy that got used like this kid right here it was actual darts that you would put in separate areas of the lawn and you would throw them they'd fly in the air and it was kind of like a javelin the tips were actually like pointy like actual darts yeah and so lawn darts going through this uh lawn darts or jars it's like george dude it's like over a period of eight years lawn darts had sent 6 100 people to the emergency room 81 of those cases involved children 15 or younger and half of those were 10 or younger oh my gosh the majority of injuries were to the head face eyes or ears and many had ears to permanent injury or disability why would they keep selling these well we found recreated versions oh my gosh they look like they have metal tips so it's legit just like darts you know obviously the closer you get your bullseye the more points you get all right well i'm gonna put one on matt's butt we're gonna see how many points i get let's go ahead and add the basket just hold these i'm not gonna you can hold them i didn't want to joke about that packing jacks are really cool though i like the logo doesn't matter with you trying to open this box go from the other side where the opening is there's an opening on both sides i can't see all these got to turn to me the wrong way it's okay i'm still training him on unboxing what is a box by the way wow this is heavy this is like a hit to the head oh whoa it doesn't even matter if it's sharp or not yeah i was questioning whether it would like puncture skin or not and now i'm like pretty convinced you throw this hard enough it'll literally go through your skull yeah it's got enough weight and inertia if you're throwing it to literally just i'm going to drop it from right here oh jeez did it do anything yeah of course it did something damn put a bigger hole in it that's just gravity you're right all right let's do this all right guys so we are in the back of bu battle universe if you haven't checked out that channel check it out right there we're gonna play some lawn dart as you can see the doper nope team has amazingly made indoor grass so the idea here is that you got to get it in that hole the red holes you get double points all right tan man it's gonna be impossible okay a little hard a little harder i remember my first toss watch out we gotta throw stuff that's how you get stabbed in the back johnny he's good but he also was three feet closer than yeah just because you're shorter doesn't mean i'm bad at this oh i'm talking i'm impressed even though they work i'm still going to say too dangerous not for kids no it's a no because not for kids this next product is a like to dare that's right we are bringing it back again because we want to do another dare in public this gives me so much anxiety oh you i didn't agree with this this product is part of today's video we will unbox it but we won't do the dare until you meet the local and then we'll go out and do something with it i hate standing out i just want to do my stuff but like no one see who i am you know well if you're in front of millions right now there's people behind that camera all right so we have a harry potter nimbus 2000 sound vibrating broom quidditch why vibrating exactly right you're not getting that at uh like universal studios i never got brooms like this either though because you can't even sweep with that look at that look at the end of that thing you're gonna sweep with that it depends on how big it is it's got zero surface area i'm sure you can still get circles some work done all right we're gonna go ahead and buy now where does a vibrating broom help you does it stimulate your hands maybe it just gives you feedback that you're flying oh you're flying yeah no i got wait you just got that no like wait let me feel that vibrates way too much it's so loud too it's louder than my hair dryer so that's supposed to simulate like riding in the wind you know like there's a lot of turbulence dodging all the other quidditch players trying to you know get what are the little things called niches quidditches yes that's it it's me harry hotter no they're called snitches they're called snapples dude snitch quaffle bludger those are actually all the real names right here so what's the goal here what's the idea is that write it around that's the day someone's gotta do no that's there you gotta do it in public not here in public what's public out there out there in the universe do you guys understand how much anxiety i have with that so we're going to dress up as a wizard as a wizard and like act like we just got off of our flight from from wherever from yeah the diagon alley so since it's michael's product he's gonna be the one that has to do it we just decided because that's what i want if you guys want him to do so i'm not gonna go easy i'm gonna say you gotta give a hundred twenty wow okay lower than what i would have done but he said 120k likes wow i would have done two hundred and something wait what 120 120 kids i really really how do you do that you can get that in a day they had 200k likes they hit like 300k to get me to eat the last okay 200k likes and i'll do this in public guys make sure you comment the word snitch down below and michael will go to where chick-fil-a do it in front of the chick-fil-a line we don't serve a lizard all right next product vintage batman water gun this is my childhood 99 this guy better be special i can't make a clean joke about this i don't think you can everything that has to do with the squirt gun you know i just can't say he's squirting out of his mouth oh so it's like you're hitting him like yeah like you ever been kicked in the no-no spot so hard that you throw up no no really you have why'd you say it's so normal i didn't i haven't i've heard of people doing that i'm just surprised no one in this room has been kicked that hard good for you guys you backed out of that real quick yeah me neither but so the idea here is that you push hard and he throws up this is weird in so many levels okay a hundred dollars add to cart we're doing it people i am so excited why is he dirty is that the question you're asking out of this product you have to fill up the water gun oh my gosh not in the batcave hello tanner look at that why is he bleeding out of it he got hit in the bath spot if i was the creator of batman i'd be so upset batman never bends to cry there you go that's crime can we get some water up in here this is weird this is a weird thing to be a part of this is the second weirdest thing i've done on doper now what was the first first one was when matt rode me like a horse oh come on you think that's worse than when you peed in a golf club just for confirmation oh my gosh i can't believe my appetite hasn't been lost oh yeah you're right oh my god you guys that showed all the way and hit dave dude this thing has power dude open your mouth no that's like an intense squirt gun that is strong i like this you can have it just don't give it to a kid because i rate that a note yeah for kid usage that's a hard note oh i don't know if i want to show this video i mean the baby's happy statistics show that more accidents can occur in the bathroom than in any other household area preach i can attest to that one right there is that hulk hogan's wife this toy was intended to help toddlers stay afloat during bath time unfortunately the plastic rings were known to rip and leak air leading to a drowning risk oh i thought they were going to say as far as from what our team found in research no babies actually like were harmed just there were dangers within this product you can actually still buy this why are they still selling it raising the bar on bath time and water play this is definitely flawed you don't want to just put it around the baby's neck because like they said if it does deflate then the baby is just literally underwater instantly yeah and it's on around the neck it looks like they're choking it even when it's just floating there and b why are you filling the bathtub up that high for the poor baby your baby should take a bath in a sink not in a bathtub look at that poor kid they're like hanging the this is like preying upon like dumb parents you know like sometimes parents can be really really dumb instead of like choosing to educate themselves first they'll just like trust a brand like this never do that educate yourself first and then buy things no this is not it that's all there is to it i don't even understand this this is not you don't have all the no you don't have all the stuff there's more this is the stuff no no no it's missing stuff oh there's the baby just flips right out the only thing that's keeping a baby in this is its neck is how tight you put it around its neck yes that's what i was saying i can't even believe that i wouldn't use this on myself well i guess i'm going to but i thought at least there was some sort of like system to like hold the baby up no it's literally just plastic around the baby's neck just buckled oh my gosh the baby's gonna like suffocate to be clear it's only tight around i mean i guess you can adjust it but it's barely tight around my arm okay so the only thing that's supposed to really work here that's what you're supposed to do and it's supposed to just their head is what's supposed to prevent them from drowning the size of their head also who the heck who the heck puts underwear on a baby it's called a diaper rookies no dude that baby just potty trained really early just like don't worry about me mom i'm gonna wait till i get into the toilet by the way when i do put one of these on me i don't like it i don't like it i don't like i love babies 2015 mcdonald's happy meal minions talking caveman minion toy number five what the frollicles what's a follicle like a hair follicle the frolics the ferocious it kind of dances like mine they just walked away so pretty much this is a happy meal toy that is said to have some oh nutty words can we just think about like how cool a happy meal was oh they were the peaks they were the peak of our time how could you get better than that fast food plus a toy all for a low price it's a win-win and to be honest the toys weren't even that good as a kid oh they're trash it's just plastic but the idea of getting plastic was so fun all right so we got a video to go along with this guy of some parents that bought these toys for their kids here's a phrase of setting him he thinks it says wtf why is his shirt off in this interview and it's raining outside robert frazier got several for his daughters as well as soon as we heard it her mom took it away and i listened to it and that's when we found out that's what it was saying that's not what it's saying absurd that's a liar i just heard but what the heck it's a minion it's a cave minion oh that one kind of does sound like it right there i actually can hear that okay so one of them does sound like you're saying wtf so serious he was huh i heard baba bop stop all i hear is i still think that's a dope i'm gonna say it's a joke it's a dope yeah it's not it doesn't say anything no bin master recalls aqua dots children became unconscious after swallowing beads what is an awkward dot they're pretty much these little beads that you can make different designs out of them orbeez kind of so you pretty much get the beads wet and they'll like stick together and then you can make different shapes why did they become unconscious the coating of the beads that causes the beads to stick to each other when the water is added contains a chemical that can turn toxic when many are ingested children who swallow can become comatose develop respiratory depression or have seizures so a bunch of kids everywhere were having seizures or they were like going into comas and the parents didn't know why then they found out their kids were eating these little beets oh my god if you're making kids toys it should have to go through like a chemist yeah my opinion they should have to be like what is it made of these three things any responsible company should do that even it's for adults because adults are stupid too they're actually still being sold so they must have fixed it yeah so they're still being sold the chemical that once previously contained it just no longer contains but i don't know from right off the bat i'm going to say they're still dangerous though it says four plus on the packaging oh add the cart dessert oh no heat no glue no mess we're gonna put that to the test the rest we're gonna put to test the rest you rhymed all that so i finished it off on the right we're the best you know what's gonna happen the minute i open this up gonna lose them all they're gonna go everywhere your boy's gonna be sad so here's the problem with these bees he forecasted it the problem with these bees they look like candy i would eat these well see here's the thing even if you're relatively old you don't want to use water you want to use saliva they definitely put a bittering agent on it no it's not no it is dude your tongue is blue from that it was blue earlier so bitter i'm gonna take this i'm gonna put like a little water on the table you see that water then i'm gonna just kind of push these guys into it and then i'm gonna i don't know like what do you do do you like all right ready and then movie magic boom i don't understand so we pretty much got these all wet we made the doper nope logos oh that's the joker nope and then they dry together and then boom that's cool dope or no i think it's a nope you think it's a no just because of the age it's gearing it toward on the packaging it's still saying four plus four plus definitely not four plus like eight plus okay no fail it's like a hot dog vendor no silly sausage reaction game toy hot so fun kids adults party games oh so it is an adult kids and adults you look here we got the silly sausage which is gotta be the worst brand name in history it says check out my five moves it's got a hot dog it's got a banger and it's got jumbo turbo turbo i knew i should have gotten the turbo that's good it's pretty much just a like bop it sock it rock it those little like things you rock it i don't think it's it's a bop socket twist there's a commercial for this sausage oh it's so big you're on a roll oh my gosh it's like walking at me who's three it's like a horror movie the computer generated this thing wait pause it robert can you make that scene where he's walking at the camera can you turn that into a horror movie i've seen the same thing wow this has got to be the worst product i've ever made write a comment just say i love this firstborn absolutely loves this toy thank you bye you mix go like that colin everybody bye now we got a hot sausage you have grown tremendously in your unboxing technique you have now gotten my certification thank you if you shake my hand it means i'll never be on dope or not again i disappear as a person because you take my place all the viewers getting shook his head all right the high score is 42. how does someone already beat me go what did he say he lost he's speaking in sausage just start get me dip him what is the rules of this character right here dip me like in saul shake me why should i get so aggressive like i have to get this awesome shake me shake me twist me did you hear that i shook him he said shake me and then twist me before i could shake him so i shook him and it registered the shake but not the twist oh you shook it man now you're in it shake me he's i think i thought i keep singing singing major anxiety that's a no i feel more comfortable he just asked he's like hey can you poke me i'm like yeah sure hold me with me kiss me so calm down all right well i didn't have to joke all right so we got the kitty taser attention parents and guardians kitty taser is here oh my gosh what is the kitty taser a terrible idea yes does the idea of zapping a kid with an electrified product make me giddy inside what absolutely is this product probably fake almost definitely either way can you imagine chasing your little brother or little sister around the house with your very own taser no longer would you have to share the phone no more would your siblings hog the bathroom violence is the answer they're providing so they still sell it we found it it's on amazon zapper toy i bought two of these zappers from my kids and they love them they run and pretend to zap each other it makes a zapping sound but that's about it i gave it a four because one broke the day after i received it i gave it 4 out of 5 stars 80 because it sucks yeah oh my gosh kind of realistic so it's not going to actually tase anybody right yeah but it's going to scare the heck out of people but it's also going to be teaching bad habits to where it's like oh it's fun yeah and i'm already going to say no because what if kids take this to school i don't think it's like a fun thing to have at school then like you know they're getting in trouble because it's like not safe ages three and up no stop bottom right oh yeah right there age three and that right there i'm not gonna lie to you luna would love this thing wait whoa whoa give me the black paper did i say matthew 5 9 there's a bible verse on it dude matthew 5 9 blessed are the peacemakers for they shall be called sons of god this is a peacemaker no that's a pacemaker i don't know it doesn't sound like one to me sounds like i'm starting a car or a fight i don't even think this would get anyone around the office i'm gonna say it's a nope anyways it's not like that crazy it's not that cool in a previous video we pitched you guys a product and we actually did a collaboration with sam from totally trendy it was titled 10 of the world's smallest products that actually work and it was a diy video and in one of the products we found a doll that this that has hair all over its body and you're supposed to you can shave the baby what's with the leg hair i've never seen i've never seen a baby go through puberty this looks like donald trump mixed with chucky so this was the prototype but this was sold i believe in like japan but people are actually remaking this product into this on etsy and they're selling it i don't want to look look at it dude no how are you even supposed to shave that that's not how shaving works i don't tape hair to my face every morning no tanner i can't do it click add to cart i don't want to michael click add to cart i'll do it because it's already here out of cart look at the beard on her it's better than mine legs look at the arm hair she looks like sasquatch there's hair in the packaging there's hair on the shaver so see this one is concerning because the other wow look at those legs that is hard to look at this is getting into the weird side of youtube this is not even doing anything you need the shaving cream no you don't shaving cream doesn't do it yeah it does look at her armpit hair bro it's not even coming off dude i tried i couldn't get any hair try all right bring it in all left leg oh my gosh you're literally gonna rip off the skin oh my gosh do i have a dip hey remind me to never hire you as a barber it got some hair off so let's take a quick look just to show off some stuff i will show that i did shave a bit but since she doesn't have skin and these aren't hair follicles sorry everybody i made a mess just like whoever made this product that is one cheap barbie doll too i'm gonna rate that a dope i'm saying that's a hardcore nope no guys we want to give a big big big time stream mucho grande shout out to karen longberg for becoming a member of the doper note family man if you guys want to become a member just like karen check out that join button and we'll see you there hit the dab just kidding i did it anyway if you guys enjoyed this video be sure to check out some of our other content this video right here that is 10 of the world's smallest diy products that actually work it's cool it's collaboratively trendy check it out this product right here is a video that youtube recommends just for you and you guys thank you for supporting doper nope checking out these videos if you guys enjoyed it let us know in the comments down below let us know what your favorite part of this video is and we'll see you next time peacethis is so upsetting to me like it's not even funny it's just upsetting also who the heck puts underwear on a baby it's called a diaper naw dude that baby just potty trained really early what's going on guys welcome to dope or note the channel in which we rate products dope or no or we touch our toes he says it and then our nose let's do it let's do it guys today we have a video special here for you just like every single video is special 10 kid products that should have been made for adults these are products that were intended to be made for kids but they're so either absurd wild crazy inappropriate that they really should have been intended for adults okay so what we're gonna do is we're gonna rate them dope or nope so why don't you join us here you know grab a friend grab a family member whatever because we believe you can find absurdity in anything and it's best shared with someone else a laugh is best shared with someone else you know what i mean shut up i'm like trying to be uplifting shut up about it first product vintage eg finger light it looks like candle wax all stacked on top of each other it looks like in shrek when he pulls out the wax from his ear and he sticks on the table yes what the heck finger glows when pressed ignore that though this thing's 180 what you know what i'm noticing here is probably the most shocking thing to me supposedly this is viewed once per hour rare and unusual no longer lights up as the batteries are too old you know if i ever lost a finger i'd want to attach this one just by sewing it on look how many there are look how many that one's 205 the one on the left looks like he took it while running how's et supposed to phone home now add to cart oh man wait it's tanner's skin color whatever that is really weird color is that what i look like that's what i look like bald okay that's why i can't go bald everybody if you just shivered all the hair on your body this is tanner like those little hairless cats literally that's literally me at like 65 you know what i'm saying wrinkles everywhere oh man 200 all the collectors are gonna be so upset that i'm about to open this yeah i just don't like when packages start to look burnt from that on the edges so the idea of this thing is that you literally stick it on your finger and you walk around and go eat don't say like that dude does he touch him on the forehead or does he stick could you imagine giving a wet willy nothing no what about an inverse wet willy stick it in there you're going to stick it in your mouth now the qualifying factors for dope or no dope is if it was intended for kids and it is appropriate for kids nope is if gosh i hate that no as if it shouldn't be for kids so we also have a bit set up where we have an et bike oh my gosh all right who wants to be henry who looks most like henry one of you two let's get real and brown i think it's me i think i look most like henry okay ah there's a lawnmower this is gonna be great for sound but i'm gonna take you home kid or whatever you are i've never seen the movie i'm gonna take you home okay now keep the finger hey there he is come on oh no but be yelling give me just include that hat get up get get back shout out to swagtron for this dope bike basket not included we're almost there we're going to get it wait he's going real fast now oh so the alien's not included i have an article here don't shout it just be nice about it it is how one grieving father got lawn darts back no jokes about this this is sad yeah this is actually exciting so there was an old toy that got used like this kid right here it was actual darts that you would put in separate areas of the lawn and you would throw them they'd fly in the air and it was kind of like a javelin the tips were actually like pointy like actual darts yeah and so lawn darts going through this uh lawn darts or jars it's like george dude it's like over a period of eight years lawn darts had sent 6 100 people to the emergency room 81 of those cases involved children 15 or younger and half of those were 10 or younger oh my gosh the majority of injuries were to the head face eyes or ears and many had ears to permanent injury or disability why would they keep selling these well we found recreated versions oh my gosh they look like they have metal tips so it's legit just like darts you know obviously the closer you get your bullseye the more points you get all right well i'm gonna put one on matt's butt we're gonna see how many points i get let's go ahead and add the basket just hold these i'm not gonna you can hold them i didn't want to joke about that packing jacks are really cool though i like the logo doesn't matter with you trying to open this box go from the other side where the opening is there's an opening on both sides i can't see all these got to turn to me the wrong way it's okay i'm still training him on unboxing what is a box by the way wow this is heavy this is like a hit to the head oh whoa it doesn't even matter if it's sharp or not yeah i was questioning whether it would like puncture skin or not and now i'm like pretty convinced you throw this hard enough it'll literally go through your skull yeah it's got enough weight and inertia if you're throwing it to literally just i'm going to drop it from right here oh jeez did it do anything yeah of course it did something damn put a bigger hole in it that's just gravity you're right all right let's do this all right guys so we are in the back of bu battle universe if you haven't checked out that channel check it out right there we're gonna play some lawn dart as you can see the doper nope team has amazingly made indoor grass so the idea here is that you got to get it in that hole the red holes you get double points all right tan man it's gonna be impossible okay a little hard a little harder i remember my first toss watch out we gotta throw stuff that's how you get stabbed in the back johnny he's good but he also was three feet closer than yeah just because you're shorter doesn't mean i'm bad at this oh i'm talking i'm impressed even though they work i'm still going to say too dangerous not for kids no it's a no because not for kids this next product is a like to dare that's right we are bringing it back again because we want to do another dare in public this gives me so much anxiety oh you i didn't agree with this this product is part of today's video we will unbox it but we won't do the dare until you meet the local and then we'll go out and do something with it i hate standing out i just want to do my stuff but like no one see who i am you know well if you're in front of millions right now there's people behind that camera all right so we have a harry potter nimbus 2000 sound vibrating broom quidditch why vibrating exactly right you're not getting that at uh like universal studios i never got brooms like this either though because you can't even sweep with that look at that look at the end of that thing you're gonna sweep with that it depends on how big it is it's got zero surface area i'm sure you can still get circles some work done all right we're gonna go ahead and buy now where does a vibrating broom help you does it stimulate your hands maybe it just gives you feedback that you're flying oh you're flying yeah no i got wait you just got that no like wait let me feel that vibrates way too much it's so loud too it's louder than my hair dryer so that's supposed to simulate like riding in the wind you know like there's a lot of turbulence dodging all the other quidditch players trying to you know get what are the little things called niches quidditches yes that's it it's me harry hotter no they're called snitches they're called snapples dude snitch quaffle bludger those are actually all the real names right here so what's the goal here what's the idea is that write it around that's the day someone's gotta do no that's there you gotta do it in public not here in public what's public out there out there in the universe do you guys understand how much anxiety i have with that so we're going to dress up as a wizard as a wizard and like act like we just got off of our flight from from wherever from yeah the diagon alley so since it's michael's product he's gonna be the one that has to do it we just decided because that's what i want if you guys want him to do so i'm not gonna go easy i'm gonna say you gotta give a hundred twenty wow okay lower than what i would have done but he said 120k likes wow i would have done two hundred and something wait what 120 120 kids i really really how do you do that you can get that in a day they had 200k likes they hit like 300k to get me to eat the last okay 200k likes and i'll do this in public guys make sure you comment the word snitch down below and michael will go to where chick-fil-a do it in front of the chick-fil-a line we don't serve a lizard all right next product vintage batman water gun this is my childhood 99 this guy better be special i can't make a clean joke about this i don't think you can everything that has to do with the squirt gun you know i just can't say he's squirting out of his mouth oh so it's like you're hitting him like yeah like you ever been kicked in the no-no spot so hard that you throw up no no really you have why'd you say it's so normal i didn't i haven't i've heard of people doing that i'm just surprised no one in this room has been kicked that hard good for you guys you backed out of that real quick yeah me neither but so the idea here is that you push hard and he throws up this is weird in so many levels okay a hundred dollars add to cart we're doing it people i am so excited why is he dirty is that the question you're asking out of this product you have to fill up the water gun oh my gosh not in the batcave hello tanner look at that why is he bleeding out of it he got hit in the bath spot if i was the creator of batman i'd be so upset batman never bends to cry there you go that's crime can we get some water up in here this is weird this is a weird thing to be a part of this is the second weirdest thing i've done on doper now what was the first first one was when matt rode me like a horse oh come on you think that's worse than when you peed in a golf club just for confirmation oh my gosh i can't believe my appetite hasn't been lost oh yeah you're right oh my god you guys that showed all the way and hit dave dude this thing has power dude open your mouth no that's like an intense squirt gun that is strong i like this you can have it just don't give it to a kid because i rate that a note yeah for kid usage that's a hard note oh i don't know if i want to show this video i mean the baby's happy statistics show that more accidents can occur in the bathroom than in any other household area preach i can attest to that one right there is that hulk hogan's wife this toy was intended to help toddlers stay afloat during bath time unfortunately the plastic rings were known to rip and leak air leading to a drowning risk oh i thought they were going to say as far as from what our team found in research no babies actually like were harmed just there were dangers within this product you can actually still buy this why are they still selling it raising the bar on bath time and water play this is definitely flawed you don't want to just put it around the baby's neck because like they said if it does deflate then the baby is just literally underwater instantly yeah and it's on around the neck it looks like they're choking it even when it's just floating there and b why are you filling the bathtub up that high for the poor baby your baby should take a bath in a sink not in a bathtub look at that poor kid they're like hanging the this is like preying upon like dumb parents you know like sometimes parents can be really really dumb instead of like choosing to educate themselves first they'll just like trust a brand like this never do that educate yourself first and then buy things no this is not it that's all there is to it i don't even understand this this is not you don't have all the no you don't have all the stuff there's more this is the stuff no no no it's missing stuff oh there's the baby just flips right out the only thing that's keeping a baby in this is its neck is how tight you put it around its neck yes that's what i was saying i can't even believe that i wouldn't use this on myself well i guess i'm going to but i thought at least there was some sort of like system to like hold the baby up no it's literally just plastic around the baby's neck just buckled oh my gosh the baby's gonna like suffocate to be clear it's only tight around i mean i guess you can adjust it but it's barely tight around my arm okay so the only thing that's supposed to really work here that's what you're supposed to do and it's supposed to just their head is what's supposed to prevent them from drowning the size of their head also who the heck who the heck puts underwear on a baby it's called a diaper rookies no dude that baby just potty trained really early just like don't worry about me mom i'm gonna wait till i get into the toilet by the way when i do put one of these on me i don't like it i don't like it i don't like i love babies 2015 mcdonald's happy meal minions talking caveman minion toy number five what the frollicles what's a follicle like a hair follicle the frolics the ferocious it kind of dances like mine they just walked away so pretty much this is a happy meal toy that is said to have some oh nutty words can we just think about like how cool a happy meal was oh they were the peaks they were the peak of our time how could you get better than that fast food plus a toy all for a low price it's a win-win and to be honest the toys weren't even that good as a kid oh they're trash it's just plastic but the idea of getting plastic was so fun all right so we got a video to go along with this guy of some parents that bought these toys for their kids here's a phrase of setting him he thinks it says wtf why is his shirt off in this interview and it's raining outside robert frazier got several for his daughters as well as soon as we heard it her mom took it away and i listened to it and that's when we found out that's what it was saying that's not what it's saying absurd that's a liar i just heard but what the heck it's a minion it's a cave minion oh that one kind of does sound like it right there i actually can hear that okay so one of them does sound like you're saying wtf so serious he was huh i heard baba bop stop all i hear is i still think that's a dope i'm gonna say it's a joke it's a dope yeah it's not it doesn't say anything no bin master recalls aqua dots children became unconscious after swallowing beads what is an awkward dot they're pretty much these little beads that you can make different designs out of them orbeez kind of so you pretty much get the beads wet and they'll like stick together and then you can make different shapes why did they become unconscious the coating of the beads that causes the beads to stick to each other when the water is added contains a chemical that can turn toxic when many are ingested children who swallow can become comatose develop respiratory depression or have seizures so a bunch of kids everywhere were having seizures or they were like going into comas and the parents didn't know why then they found out their kids were eating these little beets oh my god if you're making kids toys it should have to go through like a chemist yeah my opinion they should have to be like what is it made of these three things any responsible company should do that even it's for adults because adults are stupid too they're actually still being sold so they must have fixed it yeah so they're still being sold the chemical that once previously contained it just no longer contains but i don't know from right off the bat i'm going to say they're still dangerous though it says four plus on the packaging oh add the cart dessert oh no heat no glue no mess we're gonna put that to the test the rest we're gonna put to test the rest you rhymed all that so i finished it off on the right we're the best you know what's gonna happen the minute i open this up gonna lose them all they're gonna go everywhere your boy's gonna be sad so here's the problem with these bees he forecasted it the problem with these bees they look like candy i would eat these well see here's the thing even if you're relatively old you don't want to use water you want to use saliva they definitely put a bittering agent on it no it's not no it is dude your tongue is blue from that it was blue earlier so bitter i'm gonna take this i'm gonna put like a little water on the table you see that water then i'm gonna just kind of push these guys into it and then i'm gonna i don't know like what do you do do you like all right ready and then movie magic boom i don't understand so we pretty much got these all wet we made the doper nope logos oh that's the joker nope and then they dry together and then boom that's cool dope or no i think it's a nope you think it's a no just because of the age it's gearing it toward on the packaging it's still saying four plus four plus definitely not four plus like eight plus okay no fail it's like a hot dog vendor no silly sausage reaction game toy hot so fun kids adults party games oh so it is an adult kids and adults you look here we got the silly sausage which is gotta be the worst brand name in history it says check out my five moves it's got a hot dog it's got a banger and it's got jumbo turbo turbo i knew i should have gotten the turbo that's good it's pretty much just a like bop it sock it rock it those little like things you rock it i don't think it's it's a bop socket twist there's a commercial for this sausage oh it's so big you're on a roll oh my gosh it's like walking at me who's three it's like a horror movie the computer generated this thing wait pause it robert can you make that scene where he's walking at the camera can you turn that into a horror movie i've seen the same thing wow this has got to be the worst product i've ever made write a comment just say i love this firstborn absolutely loves this toy thank you bye you mix go like that colin everybody bye now we got a hot sausage you have grown tremendously in your unboxing technique you have now gotten my certification thank you if you shake my hand it means i'll never be on dope or not again i disappear as a person because you take my place all the viewers getting shook his head all right the high score is 42. how does someone already beat me go what did he say he lost he's speaking in sausage just start get me dip him what is the rules of this character right here dip me like in saul shake me why should i get so aggressive like i have to get this awesome shake me shake me twist me did you hear that i shook him he said shake me and then twist me before i could shake him so i shook him and it registered the shake but not the twist oh you shook it man now you're in it shake me he's i think i thought i keep singing singing major anxiety that's a no i feel more comfortable he just asked he's like hey can you poke me i'm like yeah sure hold me with me kiss me so calm down all right well i didn't have to joke all right so we got the kitty taser attention parents and guardians kitty taser is here oh my gosh what is the kitty taser a terrible idea yes does the idea of zapping a kid with an electrified product make me giddy inside what absolutely is this product probably fake almost definitely either way can you imagine chasing your little brother or little sister around the house with your very own taser no longer would you have to share the phone no more would your siblings hog the bathroom violence is the answer they're providing so they still sell it we found it it's on amazon zapper toy i bought two of these zappers from my kids and they love them they run and pretend to zap each other it makes a zapping sound but that's about it i gave it a four because one broke the day after i received it i gave it 4 out of 5 stars 80 because it sucks yeah oh my gosh kind of realistic so it's not going to actually tase anybody right yeah but it's going to scare the heck out of people but it's also going to be teaching bad habits to where it's like oh it's fun yeah and i'm already going to say no because what if kids take this to school i don't think it's like a fun thing to have at school then like you know they're getting in trouble because it's like not safe ages three and up no stop bottom right oh yeah right there age three and that right there i'm not gonna lie to you luna would love this thing wait whoa whoa give me the black paper did i say matthew 5 9 there's a bible verse on it dude matthew 5 9 blessed are the peacemakers for they shall be called sons of god this is a peacemaker no that's a pacemaker i don't know it doesn't sound like one to me sounds like i'm starting a car or a fight i don't even think this would get anyone around the office i'm gonna say it's a nope anyways it's not like that crazy it's not that cool in a previous video we pitched you guys a product and we actually did a collaboration with sam from totally trendy it was titled 10 of the world's smallest products that actually work and it was a diy video and in one of the products we found a doll that this that has hair all over its body and you're supposed to you can shave the baby what's with the leg hair i've never seen i've never seen a baby go through puberty this looks like donald trump mixed with chucky so this was the prototype but this was sold i believe in like japan but people are actually remaking this product into this on etsy and they're selling it i don't want to look look at it dude no how are you even supposed to shave that that's not how shaving works i don't tape hair to my face every morning no tanner i can't do it click add to cart i don't want to michael click add to cart i'll do it because it's already here out of cart look at the beard on her it's better than mine legs look at the arm hair she looks like sasquatch there's hair in the packaging there's hair on the shaver so see this one is concerning because the other wow look at those legs that is hard to look at this is getting into the weird side of youtube this is not even doing anything you need the shaving cream no you don't shaving cream doesn't do it yeah it does look at her armpit hair bro it's not even coming off dude i tried i couldn't get any hair try all right bring it in all left leg oh my gosh you're literally gonna rip off the skin oh my gosh do i have a dip hey remind me to never hire you as a barber it got some hair off so let's take a quick look just to show off some stuff i will show that i did shave a bit but since she doesn't have skin and these aren't hair follicles sorry everybody i made a mess just like whoever made this product that is one cheap barbie doll too i'm gonna rate that a dope i'm saying that's a hardcore nope no guys we want to give a big big big time stream mucho grande shout out to karen longberg for becoming a member of the doper note family man if you guys want to become a member just like karen check out that join button and we'll see you there hit the dab just kidding i did it anyway if you guys enjoyed this video be sure to check out some of our other content this video right here that is 10 of the world's smallest diy products that actually work it's cool it's collaboratively trendy check it out this product right here is a video that youtube recommends just for you and you guys thank you for supporting doper nope checking out these videos if you guys enjoyed it let us know in the comments down below let us know what your favorite part of this video is and we'll see you next time peace\n"