NOIRE FROM OUTTER SPACE _ Last Case

The Unraveling of a Mad Experiment: A Descent into Chaos

I never thought I'd be leaving a bar through the back door, but that's exactly what happened to me. It was a night like any other, with the sounds of laughter and music filling the air, until suddenly I found myself on the ground, trying to make sense of it all. The question on everyone's mind was "what does Samiri stand for?" But before we could get an answer, another question arose: "does that stand for...?" The conversation continued in this vein, with each person trying to guess the meaning behind a series of seemingly unrelated words and phrases.

As I stood there, trying to make sense of it all, my brain started to wander. I began to imagine a scenario where a van was parked in an alleyway behind a pink flamingo. The image was so vivid that it took me by surprise. But just as quickly, my mind jumped to another idea: "does that stand for...?" Again, the conversation continued, with each person trying to guess the meaning behind the phrase.

It wasn't until we started discussing the meaning of words like "plowing" and "taint punch" that things began to get really interesting. It seemed that no one knew what any of these words meant, but they were all trying to figure it out. The conversation was getting more and more surreal by the minute.

Suddenly, someone mentioned "prawns are fresh" and the meaning behind a certain phrase became clear. But just as quickly, the conversation shifted gears again, with each person trying to one-up the others in a game of wordplay. It was like we were all trying to outdo each other in some kind of bizarre linguistic competition.

Just when I thought things couldn't get any more confusing, someone mentioned "does that stand for...?" once again. This time, it seemed like we had finally stumbled upon the answer: "T" stood for something, but no one could quite figure out what. The conversation continued in this vein, with each person trying to guess the meaning behind a series of cryptic phrases.

As I looked around at the group, I realized that we were all just as lost as I was. We were all trying to make sense of things, but it seemed like no matter how hard we tried, we just couldn't get anywhere. It was like we were trapped in some kind of linguistic loop, with each person trying to outdo the others in a game of wordplay.

But then, something unexpected happened. Someone mentioned "does that stand for...?" one last time, and this time, it seemed like we had finally reached the end of our journey. The conversation was over, and we were all left standing there, trying to make sense of what had just transpired.

As I looked around at the group, I realized that we had all been playing a game of cat and mouse with each other. We had all been trying to guess the meaning behind a series of cryptic phrases, but in the end, it seemed like no one really knew anything. It was like we were all just pretending to be smart, trying to outdo each other in a game of linguistic one-upmanship.

And then, suddenly, everything changed. The music stopped, and I found myself standing under a van, surrounded by the sounds of the city. It was like I had been transported back to reality, but it seemed like nothing had really happened. I looked around, trying to get my bearings, and that's when I saw Jack.

Jack was standing next to me, looking confused and disoriented. He told me that we were outside his car, parked on the side of the road. He explained that he had left the keys in the ignition and then gotten out to stretch his legs. But as he stood there, talking to me, I could see the confusion in his eyes.

It was like we were both trapped in some kind of time loop, with each person trying to make sense of what had just happened. We were both trying to figure out why things had changed so suddenly, but it seemed like no matter how hard we tried, we just couldn't get anywhere.

As I stood there, talking to Jack, I realized that the truth was much simpler than I had initially thought. It wasn't aliens or some kind of linguistic puzzle that we were trying to solve. It was something much more mundane: a simple misunderstanding.

But even as I realized this, I couldn't shake the feeling that something strange had just happened. I looked around at Jack, and he seemed just as confused as I did. We both knew that something had gone terribly wrong, but we had no idea what it was or how to fix it.

As we stood there, trying to make sense of our surroundings, I realized that the truth was much more complex than I had initially thought. It wasn't a simple case of "what does Samiri stand for?" or "does that stand for...?" It was something much deeper and more mysterious.

It was like we were trapped in some kind of dream world, where nothing made sense and everything seemed to be up for grabs. We were both trying to navigate this strange landscape, but it seemed like no matter how hard we tried, we just couldn't get anywhere.

And yet, despite the confusion and uncertainty that surrounded us, I couldn't help but feel a sense of excitement and wonder. It was like we had stumbled upon something truly amazing, something that could change our lives forever.

But as the minutes ticked by, reality began to set in once again. We were still standing outside Jack's car, parked on the side of the road. The music had stopped, and everything seemed normal once more.

As I looked at Jack, I realized that we both knew that this was just the beginning. There would be more confusion and uncertainty ahead, but for now, we could just take a deep breath and try to make sense of what had happened.

And so, as we stood there, trying to process our surroundings, I couldn't help but wonder: what does Samiri stand for? And more importantly, how did it all begin?

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enhello everybody my name is markip and welcome to last case The Disappearance of Amanda Kane now the reason I picked this game to play is because of this it buron when the phone rang oh okay that was a little monotonous I wasn't sure if anyone was talking there but because of this and how I'm apparently playing a moose character and I need to go answer the for a moment chucked down the rest of his drink and went over to the desk yes I did exactly all of those things guy was looking for his runaway daughter the money was good and Jack sh as hell didn't have the luxury of being picky these days ah okay the caller didn't leave him a lot of information to go on okay but a lot of money right quickly wrote down two names cool Amanda Kane the daughter and the pink flamingo some shady bar some were in new Harbor I thought that was someone else's name was Jack's best bed but he had to find out the exact address what is this before the age of the internet well can I not find this out all right then fine I'll look in my boooks Jack took the phone book from the Shelf ah smart that's what I was going for that phone book V definitely not the right neighborhood for a young girl he thought especially a young rich girl to give this classy joint a visit okay all right then I'm going to do exactly that except I want to find my G picked up his gun cuz I'm a private IM compion felt heavier than usual loaded with heavy bullets back and let it snap back into place yay I can see how it's rendered in amazing detail actually this really cool I like this looked at the picture of his old partner yep is he dead it was his morbid little ritual before each new case a reminder that you can't cheat death yep he's dead great this is this is typical film Noir like detective story and it's actually really cool like it's almost like it was a cliche and now it hasn't been used in a while out of his office next stop the pink flamingo cool but now it's kind of not a cliche anymore so hopefully this will be really interesting were quiet yes they were it was to calm before the storm was it another cliche how dare ye oh well this doesn't seem very storm likee at all where am I are they deer am I a moose what am I why am I here why do I CH c not a place for Pink Flamingos Maybe the owner was a bird lover Jack thought two guys were sitting in a corner having a heated discussion about last night's game uh-huh another was passed out on one of the tables oh I didn't even see that he's very flat okay a drunk was sleeping on one of the tables indeed he was I just noticed that been there drowning his guilt in booze after his partner's death did we mention that the partner is dead he couldn't cheat death he couldn't do it it's horrible horrible he took a seat at the bar and ordered a bourbon yes please bourbon of the last one was slowly wearing off oh oh a drunk private eye H so he's still trying to Dr the bman was a scrawny looking fell are you the owner Jack asked him about Amanda he just looked at him and kept on wiping the bar great customer service I'm going to rate this on Yelp as bad or maybe maybe I'll be okay if you can just give me some booze man I really need it badly okay is there anything else I can Barm man was a scrawny looking fell come on give it to me ja asked him about Amanda he just and kept on in the bar well at least you're keeping the place clean okay all right um can I get oh tip jar there is no such thing as free information I got it I need to the Bender just pointed at the back door and told Jack to talk to a guy named samiri Jack went to the back door and the bman bust the door open thanks it was never a good sign having to leave a bar through the back door no not at all I've never done it before in my life hello are you samiri does that stand for samiri was fixing an old van that was paring an alley behind the pink flamingo right the pink flamingo my brain went somewhere else my o does that stand for taint punch fellows does that stand for the the plowing does that stand for the penis does that stand for these prawns are fresh does that stand for that prick Frank does it stand for does that stand for T cuz it's not funny it's not funny at all okay all right Hi Sam nothing buted no respon Absol Sam couldn't hear him over the loud music that was coming from the vance radio Oh I thought that was this ambiance music okay so do I need to do something about that how about I blow it all up would that help all right I'll just go to the van then Jack went over and turned the music off hiy what are you think you're doing under the van told Jack to PE off and went back under no I won't piss off you're on the ground you wouldn't want me to do that that'd be bad annoyed Jack made another attempt to start a conversation with my gun again samiri turned him down and told him to off language sir I'm going to really get you Jack was tired of playing games yeah so now I'm going to drop the van on you the Jack still holding up the van almost jumped out of place now had some full uh-huh came out under the van this time with a pipe in his hand well I got a pipe of some other sort except it's a gun he was screaming something about drugs and a payment for a guy named FR okay I don't know who a friend is Jack raised his gun and asked to be so kind as to put the pipe down yeah what now clear that he wasn't there because after for the most part polite conversation Jack had all the information created become really chat as soon as someone down to their face cool good to know and went back to his car life lessons for everybody here if you have a gun were on the RO from her father they had cleared out one of his accounts and had taken off no Jack now had the address of the love Bird's Hideout a cabin outside the city oh okay he knew the area quite well oh okay he and Mary went down to Lake Monte a lot before they divorced oh God not a divorce too Jack had left the car at the road and was slowly making his way to the cabin oh so slow was much brighter than in the city he thought he thought very loudly to himself as he exposed his way to the cabin the lights in the cabin were out and they were banging to be home oh okay nobody was banging apparently because nobody's home but nobody appears to be home that's the key the place was a mess indeed chair in the cabin door were Ling scattered around in front of the cabin yes good signs all of them means a raging keger happened okay fuse box yes please the fuse box was completely fried from what under it Jack found a flashlight that seemed to be working why why was there a flashlight under the fuse box okay whatever least I got a flashlight Jack went inside to take a closer look you're damn right jack did Jack also jumped over a Candlestick Jack was looking around the cabin then it got whacked in the back it became clear to him that they must have left in a hurry maybe samiri had T them off a strange green light was coming through the windows aliens most of the furniture started to float in midair oh it might actually be aliens and ran outside Jack couldn't hear a sound I can hear sounds I don't know okay it's aliens lifting him up into the air what floating over the cabin when he lost Consciousness oh okay I thought this was going to be a happy little film Noir am I dead did Rapture happen am I in purgatory we're done we're done we're done wait wait a minute we can't be done you left it out nothing wait no what huh what happened what happened why did I get abducted by aliens why was aliens part of that at all those aliens right it couldn't have been anything but aliens it was it was a film Noir with a cliche drunk divorced dead partnered investigator looking for a daughter who ran away with a boyfriend from a rich dad and then aliens all right okay all right makes sense to me if it doesn't make sense you I mean what's wrong with you that made perfect sense whatever so thank you everybody so much for watching thank you for participating in this experiment in Madness so life lessons if you're an alien you'll understand what that meant so thank you everybody so much for watching and as as always I will see you in the next video bye-byehello everybody my name is markip and welcome to last case The Disappearance of Amanda Kane now the reason I picked this game to play is because of this it buron when the phone rang oh okay that was a little monotonous I wasn't sure if anyone was talking there but because of this and how I'm apparently playing a moose character and I need to go answer the for a moment chucked down the rest of his drink and went over to the desk yes I did exactly all of those things guy was looking for his runaway daughter the money was good and Jack sh as hell didn't have the luxury of being picky these days ah okay the caller didn't leave him a lot of information to go on okay but a lot of money right quickly wrote down two names cool Amanda Kane the daughter and the pink flamingo some shady bar some were in new Harbor I thought that was someone else's name was Jack's best bed but he had to find out the exact address what is this before the age of the internet well can I not find this out all right then fine I'll look in my boooks Jack took the phone book from the Shelf ah smart that's what I was going for that phone book V definitely not the right neighborhood for a young girl he thought especially a young rich girl to give this classy joint a visit okay all right then I'm going to do exactly that except I want to find my G picked up his gun cuz I'm a private IM compion felt heavier than usual loaded with heavy bullets back and let it snap back into place yay I can see how it's rendered in amazing detail actually this really cool I like this looked at the picture of his old partner yep is he dead it was his morbid little ritual before each new case a reminder that you can't cheat death yep he's dead great this is this is typical film Noir like detective story and it's actually really cool like it's almost like it was a cliche and now it hasn't been used in a while out of his office next stop the pink flamingo cool but now it's kind of not a cliche anymore so hopefully this will be really interesting were quiet yes they were it was to calm before the storm was it another cliche how dare ye oh well this doesn't seem very storm likee at all where am I are they deer am I a moose what am I why am I here why do I CH c not a place for Pink Flamingos Maybe the owner was a bird lover Jack thought two guys were sitting in a corner having a heated discussion about last night's game uh-huh another was passed out on one of the tables oh I didn't even see that he's very flat okay a drunk was sleeping on one of the tables indeed he was I just noticed that been there drowning his guilt in booze after his partner's death did we mention that the partner is dead he couldn't cheat death he couldn't do it it's horrible horrible he took a seat at the bar and ordered a bourbon yes please bourbon of the last one was slowly wearing off oh oh a drunk private eye H so he's still trying to Dr the bman was a scrawny looking fell are you the owner Jack asked him about Amanda he just looked at him and kept on wiping the bar great customer service I'm going to rate this on Yelp as bad or maybe maybe I'll be okay if you can just give me some booze man I really need it badly okay is there anything else I can Barm man was a scrawny looking fell come on give it to me ja asked him about Amanda he just and kept on in the bar well at least you're keeping the place clean okay all right um can I get oh tip jar there is no such thing as free information I got it I need to the Bender just pointed at the back door and told Jack to talk to a guy named samiri Jack went to the back door and the bman bust the door open thanks it was never a good sign having to leave a bar through the back door no not at all I've never done it before in my life hello are you samiri does that stand for samiri was fixing an old van that was paring an alley behind the pink flamingo right the pink flamingo my brain went somewhere else my o does that stand for taint punch fellows does that stand for the the plowing does that stand for the penis does that stand for these prawns are fresh does that stand for that prick Frank does it stand for does that stand for T cuz it's not funny it's not funny at all okay all right Hi Sam nothing buted no respon Absol Sam couldn't hear him over the loud music that was coming from the vance radio Oh I thought that was this ambiance music okay so do I need to do something about that how about I blow it all up would that help all right I'll just go to the van then Jack went over and turned the music off hiy what are you think you're doing under the van told Jack to PE off and went back under no I won't piss off you're on the ground you wouldn't want me to do that that'd be bad annoyed Jack made another attempt to start a conversation with my gun again samiri turned him down and told him to off language sir I'm going to really get you Jack was tired of playing games yeah so now I'm going to drop the van on you the Jack still holding up the van almost jumped out of place now had some full uh-huh came out under the van this time with a pipe in his hand well I got a pipe of some other sort except it's a gun he was screaming something about drugs and a payment for a guy named FR okay I don't know who a friend is Jack raised his gun and asked to be so kind as to put the pipe down yeah what now clear that he wasn't there because after for the most part polite conversation Jack had all the information created become really chat as soon as someone down to their face cool good to know and went back to his car life lessons for everybody here if you have a gun were on the RO from her father they had cleared out one of his accounts and had taken off no Jack now had the address of the love Bird's Hideout a cabin outside the city oh okay he knew the area quite well oh okay he and Mary went down to Lake Monte a lot before they divorced oh God not a divorce too Jack had left the car at the road and was slowly making his way to the cabin oh so slow was much brighter than in the city he thought he thought very loudly to himself as he exposed his way to the cabin the lights in the cabin were out and they were banging to be home oh okay nobody was banging apparently because nobody's home but nobody appears to be home that's the key the place was a mess indeed chair in the cabin door were Ling scattered around in front of the cabin yes good signs all of them means a raging keger happened okay fuse box yes please the fuse box was completely fried from what under it Jack found a flashlight that seemed to be working why why was there a flashlight under the fuse box okay whatever least I got a flashlight Jack went inside to take a closer look you're damn right jack did Jack also jumped over a Candlestick Jack was looking around the cabin then it got whacked in the back it became clear to him that they must have left in a hurry maybe samiri had T them off a strange green light was coming through the windows aliens most of the furniture started to float in midair oh it might actually be aliens and ran outside Jack couldn't hear a sound I can hear sounds I don't know okay it's aliens lifting him up into the air what floating over the cabin when he lost Consciousness oh okay I thought this was going to be a happy little film Noir am I dead did Rapture happen am I in purgatory we're done we're done we're done wait wait a minute we can't be done you left it out nothing wait no what huh what happened what happened why did I get abducted by aliens why was aliens part of that at all those aliens right it couldn't have been anything but aliens it was it was a film Noir with a cliche drunk divorced dead partnered investigator looking for a daughter who ran away with a boyfriend from a rich dad and then aliens all right okay all right makes sense to me if it doesn't make sense you I mean what's wrong with you that made perfect sense whatever so thank you everybody so much for watching thank you for participating in this experiment in Madness so life lessons if you're an alien you'll understand what that meant so thank you everybody so much for watching and as as always I will see you in the next video bye-bye\n"