The Agony of Super Smash Bros.

As I stepped into the world of Super Smash Bros., I couldn't help but feel a sense of unease. The game seemed to have a mind of its own, and I was about to find out just how frustrating it could be. My character selection process was a disaster from the start. With only two options, I had to choose between them without any prior experience or understanding of their abilities.

"Okay, that's better," I said to myself, trying to shake off the feeling of unease. But my next move only led to more chaos. "Oh god we already started okay that was Oh God now see here this is the actual zombie pigman zombie pigman are they people they're actual oh damn it oh don't forget you have lives okay makes my life easier that's the second person I've knocked off the edge I forget you actually have oh what the happy I'll be upbeat you actually have experience in Smash Brothers damn it I don't think this counts."

As I navigated through the game, I encountered a new level of frustration. "I'll be a blaze I've got do we need to go someone I don't know where do we choose a character no click the Sun next to the cow head okay okay that's it everyone that's better oh god we already started." My attempts at choosing a character were met with confusion and disappointment.

The game seemed to have a knack for finding my weaknesses. "Oh god now see here this is the actual zombie pigman zombie pigman are they people they're actual oh damn it oh don't forget you have lives okay makes my life easier that's the second person I've knocked off the edge I forget you actually have oh what the happy I'll be upbeat you actually have experience in Smash Brothers damn it I don't think this counts." My character selection process was still a mystery, and my lack of experience only made things worse.

As I progressed through the game, I encountered more obstacles. "I'll be upbeat you actually have experience in Smash Brothers damn it I don't know how to use my character I have lots of Minecraft PvP experience but I have no I don't have any experience in whatever the hell this is." My lack of familiarity with the game's mechanics made every encounter a challenge.

The game seemed to be playing tricks on me. "Oh what the happy I'll be upbeat you actually have experience in Smash Brothers damn it I don't know how to use my character I have lots of Minecraft PvP experience but I have no I don't have any experience in whatever the hell this is." My attempts at navigating the game's mechanics were met with failure.

Just when I thought things couldn't get worse, they did. "Oh god we already started okay that was Oh God now see here this is the actual zombie pigman zombie pigman are they people they're actual oh damn it oh don't forget you have lives okay makes my life easier that's the second person I've knocked off the edge I forget you actually have oh what the happy I'll be upbeat you actually have experience in Smash Brothers damn it I don't think this counts." The game seemed to be enjoying my frustration.

As the game continued, I encountered more and more challenges. "I was just jumping for no fairies and that was odd no I finally died wow I was the only one to not die yet yep they have no PvP experience Oh what how did I exploded what aimbot scripted cheer oh I am on fire yeah I don't know what I'll stuff he has it's confusing aha I shut you and he's coming after me no no no no no no likey jump in jump down oh god I'm punching my own thinking I'm gonna die holy yeah you you fly back and I crashed oh okay like that nope nope nope screw you screw you screw you screw you no no no no your game crash sir you crashed my game crashed oh that sucks Dunedin yeah you get back you're gonna damn it didn't even give it like I choose your character I'm going to be with her because that's what that guy wasn't he kicked ass Louise okay oh god well I don't have a sorter anymore awesome I don't like that Oh seriously Sears it well Oh God that's what that does oh you said it no well the that's twice I just wasted half my lives trying to get over to people five oh three seven one don't you oh oh 420 blaze it oh I can't really die in here turn around oh wow yeah you say there wait these guys are on clouds I don't even see like what are they walking I'm gonna see your ground below them oh yeah Oh nope maybe you eat wither skull last potion of decay in your face so I wanna watch you set up here I've got my three Pigman I've got well he's the place like I was the Enderman only house oh he's dead he just jumped out he's spotted my little box and he just jumped right out of it like purified these potions have no effect on me."

The game seemed to be mocking me at every turn. "I'll be a blaze I've got do we need to go someone I don't know where do we choose a character no click the Sun next to the cow head okay okay that's it everyone that's better oh god we already started." My attempts at navigating the game were met with failure.

As I struggled through the game, I began to realize just how much of a learning curve Super Smash Bros. had. It was a game that required skill and strategy, but also seemed to have a mind of its own. "Oh what the happy I'll be upbeat you actually have experience in Smash Brothers damn it I don't know how to use my character I have lots of Minecraft PvP experience but I have no I don't have any experience in whatever the hell this is." My lack of familiarity with the game's mechanics made every encounter a challenge.

In the end, it was clear that Super Smash Bros. was not for me. The game seemed too frustrating, and my lack of experience only made things worse. "Oh god we already started okay that was Oh God now see here this is the actual zombie pigman zombie pigman are they people they're actual oh damn it oh don't forget you have lives okay makes my life easier that's the second person I've knocked off the edge I forget you actually have oh what the happy I'll be upbeat you actually have experience in Smash Brothers damn it I don't think this counts." The game had left me feeling defeated and frustrated.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enhey everybody how's it going my name is evils box and welcome to some super craft brothers multiplayer gameplay playing on a special server with Blizzard Ball I do hope you enjoy this may be a few parts but Blizzard and I just basically spent like a couple hours playing and had a lot of fun and it's been a while since I've played mini games and minecraft so I thought you guys would enjoy as well I hope you enjoy the video and see you later this video was made possible by contributions to our patreon campaign by viewers like you thank you okay yeah yeah okay choose a character Oh God oh no I haven't actually played this version of anything I'll be a blaze I've got do we need to go someone I don't know where do we choose a character no click the Sun next to the cow head okay okay that's it everyone that's better oh god we already started okay that was Oh God now see here this is the actual zombie pigman zombie pigman are they people they're actual oh damn it oh don't forget you have lives okay makes my life easier that's the second person I've knocked off the edge I forget you actually have oh what the happy I'll be upbeat you actually have experience in Smash Brothers damn it I don't think this counts oh he's spawn campaign he's freaking spawn campaign unfair I don't even know how to use my character I have lots of minecraft PvP experience but I have no I don't have any experience in whatever the hell this is I was just jumping for no fairies and that was odd no I finally died wow I was the only one to not die yet yep they have no PvP experience Oh what how did I exploded what aimbot scripted cheer oh I am on fire yeah I don't know what I'll stuff he has it's confusing aha I shut you and he's coming after me no no no no no no likey jump in jump down oh god I'm punching my own thinking I'm gonna die holy yeah you you fly back and I crashed oh okay like that nope nope nope screw you screw you screw you screw you no no no no your game crash sir you crashed my game crashed oh that sucks Dunedin yeah you get back you're gonna damn it didn't even give it like I choose your character I'm going to be with her because that's what that guy wasn't he kicked ass Louise okay oh god well I don't have a sorter anymore awesome I don't like that Oh seriously Sears it well Oh God that's what that does oh you said it no well the that's twice I just wasted half my lives trying to get over to people five oh three seven one don't you oh oh 420 blaze it oh I can't really die in here turn around oh wow yeah you say there wait these guys are on clouds I don't even see like what are they walking I'm gonna see your ground below them oh yeah Oh nope maybe you eat wither skull last potion of decay in your face so I wanna watch you set up here I've got my three Pigman I've got well he's the place like I was the Enderman only house oh he's dead he just jumped out he's spotted my little box and he just jumped right out of it like purified these potions have no reach oh oh no fall damage that's cool yeah some of my skills don't always shoot it's very obnoxious ah oh he's fond of late wait what are you spawn itself I don't know the guy dropped a bunch of stuff so I just picked up I guess I'm more of a frickin necromancer or druid than I am whatever the hell I am the zombie pigmen yeah you hit that cactus guys Oh jump right ha ha good job what set me on fire where's it killing me for camping oh there's a blaze behind me you douche nugget and he fell off again cool I just saved him from the Pigman I should not have done that Oh No this potions have no reach there we go oh don't you do it I haven't died yet but no oh it's just--see from the rainbow thing I'm just gonna chill out down here I can't even tell if I'm gonna hit him oh my god you got flown back no screw that oh I gotta wait to prepare skulls I see that's obnoxious oh my god that was one yeah I don't know how he gets to do that come on let's take him out now I'm on fire perfect we I hit him with the potion god I don't want that love he'll say I'm gonna die and you come right after me Oh is he dead yeah oh he's mad he thinks a demon I even hit you yeah yes have you know what was that oh god where'd you go oh you were killed okay wait where'd this guy come from I thought it was dead then I ran outta lives just to appease and yeah yeah y'all eat those potions bye bye well I know just cuz I've been screwing around I'm tied with you god dammit dammit oh he's gone well that game teamers he's so mad yeah grew up al mother Oh Batman whoa what the yes please pokeball go go whoops damn it I kill killed by my own pigment basically punch it face yes typically causes your teammates to betray you well right in front of me can do that too tgd damn it that's awful coins thoughhey everybody how's it going my name is evils box and welcome to some super craft brothers multiplayer gameplay playing on a special server with Blizzard Ball I do hope you enjoy this may be a few parts but Blizzard and I just basically spent like a couple hours playing and had a lot of fun and it's been a while since I've played mini games and minecraft so I thought you guys would enjoy as well I hope you enjoy the video and see you later this video was made possible by contributions to our patreon campaign by viewers like you thank you okay yeah yeah okay choose a character Oh God oh no I haven't actually played this version of anything I'll be a blaze I've got do we need to go someone I don't know where do we choose a character no click the Sun next to the cow head okay okay that's it everyone that's better oh god we already started okay that was Oh God now see here this is the actual zombie pigman zombie pigman are they people they're actual oh damn it oh don't forget you have lives okay makes my life easier that's the second person I've knocked off the edge I forget you actually have oh what the happy I'll be upbeat you actually have experience in Smash Brothers damn it I don't think this counts oh he's spawn campaign he's freaking spawn campaign unfair I don't even know how to use my character I have lots of minecraft PvP experience but I have no I don't have any experience in whatever the hell this is I was just jumping for no fairies and that was odd no I finally died wow I was the only one to not die yet yep they have no PvP experience Oh what how did I exploded what aimbot scripted cheer oh I am on fire yeah I don't know what I'll stuff he has it's confusing aha I shut you and he's coming after me no no no no no no likey jump in jump down oh god I'm punching my own thinking I'm gonna die holy yeah you you fly back and I crashed oh okay like that nope nope nope screw you screw you screw you screw you no no no no your game crash sir you crashed my game crashed oh that sucks Dunedin yeah you get back you're gonna damn it didn't even give it like I choose your character I'm going to be with her because that's what that guy wasn't he kicked ass Louise okay oh god well I don't have a sorter anymore awesome I don't like that Oh seriously Sears it well Oh God that's what that does oh you said it no well the that's twice I just wasted half my lives trying to get over to people five oh three seven one don't you oh oh 420 blaze it oh I can't really die in here turn around oh wow yeah you say there wait these guys are on clouds I don't even see like what are they walking I'm gonna see your ground below them oh yeah Oh nope maybe you eat wither skull last potion of decay in your face so I wanna watch you set up here I've got my three Pigman I've got well he's the place like I was the Enderman only house oh he's dead he just jumped out he's spotted my little box and he just jumped right out of it like purified these potions have no reach oh oh no fall damage that's cool yeah some of my skills don't always shoot it's very obnoxious ah oh he's fond of late wait what are you spawn itself I don't know the guy dropped a bunch of stuff so I just picked up I guess I'm more of a frickin necromancer or druid than I am whatever the hell I am the zombie pigmen yeah you hit that cactus guys Oh jump right ha ha good job what set me on fire where's it killing me for camping oh there's a blaze behind me you douche nugget and he fell off again cool I just saved him from the Pigman I should not have done that Oh No this potions have no reach there we go oh don't you do it I haven't died yet but no oh it's just--see from the rainbow thing I'm just gonna chill out down here I can't even tell if I'm gonna hit him oh my god you got flown back no screw that oh I gotta wait to prepare skulls I see that's obnoxious oh my god that was one yeah I don't know how he gets to do that come on let's take him out now I'm on fire perfect we I hit him with the potion god I don't want that love he'll say I'm gonna die and you come right after me Oh is he dead yeah oh he's mad he thinks a demon I even hit you yeah yes have you know what was that oh god where'd you go oh you were killed okay wait where'd this guy come from I thought it was dead then I ran outta lives just to appease and yeah yeah y'all eat those potions bye bye well I know just cuz I've been screwing around I'm tied with you god dammit dammit oh he's gone well that game teamers he's so mad yeah grew up al mother Oh Batman whoa what the yes please pokeball go go whoops damn it I kill killed by my own pigment basically punch it face yes typically causes your teammates to betray you well right in front of me can do that too tgd damn it that's awful coins though\n"