The Great Carbonara Debate: A Conversation with Rachel Ray
It was a day like any other when I sat down to talk to my friend and fellow food enthusiast, Rodol. We were going to tackle one of the most iconic dishes in Italian cuisine - carbonara. But this wasn't just any ordinary conversation about pasta. Oh no, we were diving into the nitty-gritty details of what makes a truly great carbonara.
"I was thinking, you know, could I possibly be given another riff on carbonara," Rodol began. "The last time I saw you making carbonara, you left pretty defeated. It's gonna take me a little bit to kind of recover from this." The conversation started off with a bit of self-deprecation, but soon turned into a heated debate about the finer points of carbonara.
"I know what you're talking about," Rachel chimed in. "I was thinking, I just kept coming back to this idea of like could I possibly be given another riff on a carbonara. The last time I saw you making carbonara, you left pretty defeated it's gonna take me a little bit to kind of recover from this." It seemed that both Rodol and Rachel were determined to prove themselves as the ultimate carbonara experts.
"I was thinking about what you did with the alliums," Rachel continued. "You ended up going with scallion, just scallion no garlic there was some garlic in there just a touch and technically there were um scallion whites in the saute and scallion greens on top." Rodol nodded along as Rachel outlined her thought process behind the dish.
"You know what we're not gonna split scallions here," Rachel said with a smile. "Okay okay you got the chili but you went green instead of red, you know that's fine did you deglaze your pan with anything after you sauteed?" It was clear that Rodol had taken some liberties with his carbonara recipe.
"I'm i am like the king of putting unnecessary alcohol into dishes," Rachel joked. "Is it is it pecorino in this, it's parmesan and pecorino, it's equal parts but if you're following carbonara rules you could kind of have one or the other or both." The two continued to banter back and forth, each trying to outdo the other with their culinary expertise.
"I know you've picked up on the parsley," Rodol said. "Any other herbs?" Rachel thought for a moment before responding. "Maybe something with a woody stem thyme, thyme and then there's also lemon, what zest and juice that's a bummer was it pancetta." The conversation turned to the all-important ingredient of pancetta - or in this case, bacon.
"Oh yeah my like my my January corn left unjuiced," Rodol said with a chuckle. "That concludes everything that you missed okay where did you land on the on the sauce?" It seemed that both Rodol and Rachel had taken some liberties with their sauce recipes as well.
"I ended up going just yolk," Rodol replied. "You got it was there butter or olive oil, there was olive oil." The conversation continued back and forth, each trying to outdo the other in terms of flavor and technique.
"Yep yep yeah it was tricky to triangulate that heat rachel's is a little bit better like between like the corn juice the vermouth the lemon that's a little bit annoying," Rodol said. "That i didn't get that brightness and when i did have a version with a little bit of brightness it was just so over the top." It seemed that both chefs had their own take on how to add brightness to their carbonara.
Finally, we moved on to scoring. "You gave yourself a 75," Rodol said. "I actually gave you an 78." The conversation turned into a discussion about who had done better and why.
"I figured you were probably missing that acid," Rachel explained. "I mean obviously i can't taste it but there were a couple other things there that i think probably made the dish taste a little different." Rodol nodded along as Rachel outlined her thoughts on acidity in cooking.
"You gave yourself an 80," Rodol continued. "i gave you a 92." The conversation turned into a discussion about technique and how both chefs had scored themselves differently.
"Appearance was even better than i had hoped," Rodol said with a smile. "your overall score is an 86." It seemed that the judges - in this case, Rachel Ray's show - had given Rodol's carbonara a solid 86 out of 100.
"But if you want to call that a b but if you want to call that a b plus," Rodol said with a laugh. "I looked back at your bobby flay carbonara mac and cheese episode, you got an 85 okay you've taken a year and you've gotten one point better oh my god yeah." The conversation ended on a high note, with both chefs laughing and joking about their culinary endeavors.
As we wrapped up the conversation, I couldn't help but think that this was what cooking was all about - debating, experimenting, and pushing each other to be our best. Whether you're a seasoned chef or a beginner cook, the art of carbonara is something that should be taken seriously. But most importantly, it's something that should be enjoyed with friends and family over a delicious meal.