The Art of Ranting: A Thanksgiving Reflection

As we gathered around the table to give thanks, I couldn't help but notice the eclectic mix of thoughts and emotions that filled the room. From the heartfelt expressions of gratitude to the lighthearted jabs at each other's expense, it was clear that this was a family that knew how to appreciate the absurdities of life.

One family member, who shall remain nameless (cough, Dad, cough), stood up to express his appreciation for all things in life. "I'm very thankful for my wife," he began, before launching into a passionate ode to his partner in crime. "Oh god, of course my wife – Daddy's got it made." His words were met with a chorus of laughter and nods of agreement from the rest of us.

Meanwhile, another family member had a slightly different perspective on things. A young child, who had been quietly observing the proceedings, suddenly piped up to say that they were thankful for "most of all Dave". It was clear that this child had a unique understanding of the world and its many wonders – at least, according to Dad.

As the conversation continued, it became apparent that not everyone was feeling particularly thankful. A family member (ahem, Kristen) looked downright petrified as she struggled to find her voice amidst the chaos. Her words, when they finally did come, were a poignant reminder of the importance of self-care and boundaries in the midst of holiday madness.

Despite the occasional awkward moment, it was clear that this family had mastered the art of finding humor and joy even in the most mundane of moments. As one family member quipped, "The holiday season is like a box of chocolates – you never know what kind of weirdness you're gonna get."

And indeed, this particular holiday gathering was no exception. The table was groaning under the weight of an impressive spread, including an assortment of biscuits, rolls, and cheeses that would put even the most seasoned gourmand to shame. It was clear that someone had a serious weakness for sweet treats – perhaps it was Dad, who was enthusiastically chugging down what looked suspiciously like wine?

As the evening wore on, the conversation turned to more serious topics. A family member (again, Dad) waxed poetic about the importance of giving thanks every day, rather than just once a year. His words were met with nods of agreement from the rest of us, who were all too aware of the commercialization and corporate creep that had taken over our beloved holiday.

But even as we acknowledged the challenges facing our modern world, it was clear that this family knew how to keep things in perspective. They laughed, they joked, and they made fun of each other – all while maintaining a deep and abiding sense of gratitude for the people and things that truly matter.

As the night drew to a close, we took turns sharing what we were thankful for. Some family members spoke of their loved ones, their health, and their blessings. Others mentioned more lighthearted topics, like their favorite foods (biscuits!) or hobbies (curling!).

And then there was the moment when someone revealed that they were actually thankful for... a box? It turned out to be a cleverly designed piece of art, crafted by some anonymous genius with an impressive imagination. Who knew boxes could be so fascinating?

As we parted ways and headed off into the night, it was clear that this family had once again proven themselves to be masters of the art of gratitude – even if they didn't always succeed in keeping their cool when things got weird.

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successful Thanksgiving Video I think we might hit an hour again hunter pants you getting tired yeah you're so cute pass trucks back who stop it you love it butter what are you doing what what are you buying what are you selling what are you buying what do you sell okay that's enough what are you trading what are you selling what are you buying what are you selling Hunter was kicked out he's being bad too much barking hunter pants is actually very nice out today it's probably about 50° which is not cold to us in Jersey it's very nice I wouldn't say it's short sleeve weather but maybe like spring jacket weather look at that they're sitting with this butt up there and his feet down there hunter pants really Jazz what are you barking at another first taste of gravy I shouldn't even say first taste another taste test of gravy is coming up it's really hot but why it's cooling as you can see it's smoking like a mother all steaming that's smoking right oh show that um take this moment to comment below while we wait comment below what are three things you are thankful for name three and try to make him unique Don't Be Like Oxygen and whatever well oxygen is kind of unique I guess but just post three things you're thankful for and it's always good to express that kind of thought here we go and of course I'll express my thanks at the dinner table when we all when we all do that that's cool all right looks a little thick maybe it's getting there it's all the time there we go it's focusing oh by the way I'm wearing my my Nintendo shirt in honor of Wii U all right I don't have one yet but hope I'll get one yet it's getting there don't be judgmental very good you see it getting different maybe what yeah oh yeah it definitely feels thicker yeah it's getting there that's what you know look at it just looks better look at look at it focus at home focus at home Kristen is it true that Crono Kyle is actually joining us for dinner this year watch the video to find out that's incredible doesn't make any sense cuz they are your eyes are so blue excellent lighting this is lighting I need in my office oh my God why are you outside you can for Christmas donuts fresh air your Donuts make me go nuts his booty makes me go nuts oh look pretty she did her hair you guys are probably getting sick of the gravy test did you take did you take your stuff off just my bag okay why you take all that stuff oh that stuff I'm taking too yeah oh okay not now it's stuff not living here guys I have to shove all my stuff on a kitchen table which drives W Mama absolutely mad does all right ready for another gravy test taste test testest piece of turkey you're definitely going to have to going to be really hot yeah you're definitely going to have to blow it it's definitely getting thicker that's what the turkey said hot careful oh is it hot it dripped that's okay I don't see it though where did it go oh it's on my shirt David that's grease it's getting there yeah yeah that's good C sh careful it's hot oh God got some celery on this one check it out thanks maom can greasy I want this is really hot that jazine that Jaz yeah mhm that's some good no I'm just kiding oh David I think it's going to St your lens your screen needs to be clean okay can you my arm is so freaking tired oh my 3DS lives you're looks kind of weird right now cuz the 3D is one the camcorder obviously is not going to pick it up but it's great I'm going to download some demos and check them out all right apparently Kristen chill please that song who writes a song about Thanksgiving really it's kind of a good thing to do I know I mean no trust me I love Thanksgiving but just wa to write a song about it all right another taste test of boom gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble where's Crono Kyle you going to be here soon he didn't even leave yet did he leave yet no okay this is what I look like with no neck Dam it look she lost her mouth ew what is that that's cool though is it this what I look like we now NE this is ludicrous this is to all you guys my viewers cheers careful top ew can you take that stringy no no no no it the no the turkey eat just a string freaks oh you just took that's okay actually there is still turkey on there m very good yeah I'm thinking our into an 80 in TV excellent yeah yay really 80 in go for it although you should you should you should get a 4K TV 4K is the future mom D you got stuffing lately are these edible the apples but they're not the eating kind right have one they're just not that sweet the beach all right for the next two days us buil up they're little T they're not bad but yeah they're for pie oh it tastes rotten I'm just kidding get the shut I just play my 3DS guys your cat's going toab your card seven but stupid me left the rest of my games at his head against a knife scratching himself so but the battery died in my 3DS mid- race which kind of sucks so now I got to charge it again first world problems come on Kristen first taste stuffing live reaction 3 2 1 go be honest if it sucks tell me the Maines Islands nervous they needed a big bite way can do it Japan's will to fight once is it hot is that it sucks or it's hot SMY want some perfect my turn she did it again yes M how very fluffy how is it Dad amazing dad come on you know you like it perfect thank you that c yes jam on jine want some yes you can lick my tongue it has onion in it ew D all right now it's my turn my battery's getting low no I don't have any my uh battery's getting low but I have another battery don't worry thanks is that ruin rued rued oh the turkey is looking banging I'm so glad you can cook cuz I can never do this hot time yes look at that kind of makeup though not like the colors stuff that I like it's an older person make yeah just go to the b c tell him a young 2y old gorgeous girl I do that I like massive flow amazing mom fa fantastic freaking cook thanks I got everywhere all right now it's my turn my battery's getting low no I don't have any my uh battery's getting low but I have another battery don't worry thanks is that ruined ruined rued oh the turkey is looking banging I'm so glad you can cook cuz I can never do this yes at though it's not like the colors that I like it's an older person makeup just go to the tell him a young 2y old gorgeous girl a mess with flow amazing mom fantastic freaking cook thanks I got everywhere thank you I'm waiting for Miss can opener to be done sorry there we go all treat for Hunter Hunter sit double shake yes good boy lay down lay down okaying on an at with draws on the let's try it why not okay this is just apple with cinnamon on it it should be good though let's close up look at that texture banging that's a future Apple P oh my God it's so sweet makes you think of our McDonald's french fry maker remember that what our McDonald's french fry maker cinnamony hey all right Hunter let's go pee shall we well not me I don't pee outside unless in some weird kind of emergency or I'm camping or okay really Hunter Sor I just like shaky cam by the way the reason he's on a leash is cuz he tries to go on the pool cover during the uh colder days and it's obviously dangerous look at him go good boy Hunter look at Jasmine go she just went all right come on inside this is sort of like Nintendo it's like a first person view it's pretty sweet that was a great game guys remember that all right good business is done come on Jazz and inside bada bing bada boom success yes yep and so did I really yes I did did you record him I went on Hunter did you record him yes I did actually a smokey smoke Smokey called a mouse rice test go is it good oh yes I want some can I want some yo don't looks B my mom makes the best rice in the world seriously and you don't even eat it yourself do you I'm not a big buy you a Hungarian cookbook it's all about paprika Hungarian paprika I'm hungry for some Hunger get a closeup with a spoon is it hot Dave close with a spoon it's on my Sho let's do it let's do it is it really hot feed me here it's really hot then hold the spoon yeah thank you too okay I'm sorry D okay careful that is really hot oh my God oh God very soft M turkeyy out do I want to get a picture of the dad dropped rice on the I Didn't Do It guys this is incredible picture bre listen to you two why are you suffering mom that is like the best rice ever turkey look at it just look at it that's probably just whoever would you look at it just look at it would you look at it amazing looks so red on the camera oh actually it is it is pretty red it's dark right yes yes yes have more rice dad isn't it good good it's amazing actually yes me feed wo boil boil boil is that okay don't forget skin yo actually the stuffing is incredible oh this is why I live besides for Wawa and apple and technology and YouTub just life in General's trying said put it in there she hates on camera but she cannot deny the rice she cannot deny no one careful Kristen it's really really cold it's really hot like it's nuclear KR I never eat this much stuffing it's volcanic that spoon of turkeyy ass and pulling out inside is this making you nervous yes why would you hover over your MacBook like that making you nervous this thing is ancient shut up well my Mac BR from 2006 2007 well late 2006 but I got it seven okay go all right Kristen just eat it already it's really hot I can't just eat it Hunter has mom's eyes please I want to change my battery Hunter is mom's eyes really that Dam I don't know where Jam got her eyes little puppy just do come on just put it in your mouth put damn your mouth I want to do it she she eat the right I will put you on top of the refrigerator afraid of it is it hot or she want to it's hot I'm trying to steady really you took like a grain's here really hey my man yeah buddy would you like to try some yes please feed me take advantage M good better than wah Wawa really I no seriously though amazing potatoes is there anything this woman cannot do anything mom yeah although I got to say I'm not a fan of sweet potatoes but that's not your fault I just don't like sweet potatoes in general anybody want a lick one oo I would love the lick I love licking K you want one thanks thanks thanks don't come any closer hey baby get down get down get down hey hey Hunter Hunter get down good boy you're such a good boy I know it's so attractive it is time for the best first taste of of today turkey skin but first let's say hi to Kyle take two since I screwed up what Happy Thanksgiving everybody yes yes yes Happy Thanksgiving all that good stuff you are doing Black Friday tomorrow right with us cand know yeah we were really excited about that I was planning on camping out were you for some green beans okay yeah same here or corn let's do it all right let's get the skin in my mouth cut it like it's hot sorry I'm save this for Billy or carve it rather hey you're saving it for Uncle Billy well he might want it if he wants to actually it does look good okay ready look how juicy it is oh my God good here we go thank you this is very bad for you but you what I don't care YOLO just grab it you think we can buy a new one of these oh yes daveid won't let me he says it's it's legendary i m yeah try this is this going to make me poop later thank you I had this vision of slicing your arm off so Dad you want some did you Devour the skin like you did last year that's what he's doing yeah have fun with that so want some aie you want some you can't digest it who doesn't want Skin So Good can't digest it if your name's not you want skin it's amazing isn't it there wait there's more num nom num nom n n first of all I need gr my hands hot it's getting hotter oh yeah oh yeah oh this is where I live all right we have chron.com 2.0 right today just launch Milestone day in cron we literally launched pron.com today Thanksgiving good anniversary day remember it that's an awesome layout I love that so yeah if you want to start a club you can go on to the new chrome.com and click the coronation Tab and start your Club sweet and are we still planning on that surprise unboxing one day all right cool sweet sounds good definitely video proof says Mrs the frano there Mr the frano there Christ's always there I'm here you were here no you was I there I'm I'm I'm either one but the food is ready we got rolls berries salad is that new we don't usually have that do we no no no that's that's not a spot file oh is this a spot yeah I realize that turkey like I have six people Dad's here Kyle's here you to new Lantern here oh God I feel like I've been setting all day but I have it so I have to tell you where's Christ we eating already but I want to give you a quick pre they turkey mashed potatoes cranberry know like so there's Kyle's food that your school was on he loves that Rice oh crap I didn't get rice yet there's mom CH that's not dad mom two things mom two yes thank you for everything seriously you've been cooking since what 500 a.m. no no okay six eight I know which isn't too bad I back in the bed enjoy it everybody enjoy it's time okay David is about to taste wine CH waro sent us has promised not to CH it maybe last right now it's very good David right now it it is good you like it it's very good is it baging reasing it's such oh great one all right here we go what I will be chugging it later just not right now why you have to chug this is the top three wines I've ever tasted I will put that out there well we usually buy we do buy $6 I don't drink much wine thing we going to buy $6 B and Kyle I've had box wine Thunder box wine is nasty cheap funky llama wi amazing I know I mean we had stocked in I know it lasted a while this amast take that box in my fridge C from like isn't it good I like it sweet it's a lot lot better than pants mes we had but weren't they kind of weird it's very sweet for a white r i will chug it at the end of the meal are they other biscuits I want to ruin my appetite very good rolls thank you my Texans are they from Hawaii it's definitely a winning wine here it is double wink there you go M there you go advertisement you can buy it via gear poop. now you can't buy that on gear poop that's how you usually we did an unboxing earli mean lives I know nine it's a fancy nine n n po k out run over everything's okay the other bottle he like sticking anybody else hotter just me I'm still recording you're just you're just naturally sexy deal I knew to put a short sleep shirt on today I'm wearing a long sleep shirt and no underwear Santa Claus where n here you want some W here make it wet you see it enlarging person the lens down here okay we have like doggy surgery going on over here you okay can you stop it's really good mine what are you doing are you still going in I went all the way in that was an awesome slow pan in you could definitely drop like a funny like track behind that and like be really freaking people out David it's me mine's all mush together just a complete mash up of that's what I do B surgery over there that was like stuck in a rock this is great this camera is great cuz you can easily do that you can be like there's more absolutely hate you right now he's going eating well that's the holiday CH I hate to slamy raspberry poppy seed or sweet balsamic all right dinner is complete guys how was it very good so good yeah it was it was all right it was amazing yeah two boxes amazing as always there it is two boxes amazing as always as always with tradition and the point of Thanksgiving even though you should give thanks every day true um let's go around the table and ask everyone what to thankful for maybe one two or three things whatever here we go that all right Dad all right I'm very thankful for a lot of things in my life number one my wife oh god of course my wife daddy who's like the most amazing person on the face of the Earth my two kids her friends all right Kyle for putting up with my daughter I love sorry a a that's holiday disappointed that Thanksgiving holiday is getting very very corporate and very greedy when people are forced to work on a Thanksgiving people are forgetting what the holiday is all about should be a different yeah but that's a whole different that's what I do I rant oh me too I love ranting thankful for everything I have good amen praise the Lord thank you where's cheesecake animal all right um what's your name mom mom d man I am thankful for most of all Dave and my kids your kids my babies sorry there's a huge Lantern in my way kids I know that him you wouldn't be here oh my go my job I'm grateful I have a job hold on did you say without Kyle Kristen want to be here no Kristen was upset that I like picked dad before you guys and I said without K I was going to say what oh you boxes I was going to say without DAV yeah DAV dav's drunk totally grateful for holidays I love the holiday season can you please stop her I love her to death the holiday season come back to me I got to say one more thing I'm thankful for this is always a long clip this she looks petrified this is an amazing piece of work handcrafted by God piece of something what an imagination what the heck is that thing all right is that it Mom yeah thank you Kristen this you should do can you please for a second you just right in front all right go Kristen I am thankful for my family my curls and your curls thanful for my curling which actually look very good by the way thank you you're welcome thankful for the nist that boy his name is you're just a boy you're not a man what's your middle name Thomas because he's nice nice nice um and my friends obviously J me in that thing Hunter you forgot the lab I forgot Hunter thankful that I have a job yes fun and I'm thankful for my babies especially hunter pants and Shane good who are Shane oh you got Jasmine SC cron Kyle okay so hold on have a list ready give me give me a cup of coffee so uh I'm thankful for everyone in my life Kristen my family uh Myers you came before family I'm just getting and I'm thankful for all that's God's grace of me with in my life right now everything's good and the stuffing my mom rice and the rice stuffing and I'm thankful for advances in technology that continued to make social media a more prominent part of today's society which in turn keeps me employed same for that's actually same for me but very well saidoh yeah going to taste the first taste oh yes it's not ready yet it has to it has to thicken up oh I love gravy it has to thicken up okay that's fine all right all right the disclaimer has been set in place okay selling iPods there ooh you got a piece of celery thank you love it you might want to blow on it it's hot blow it like it's hot actually it is hot you see that guys oh it's again it's not nearly ready it's got to thicken up I'm just starting a process here thickening it is it hot really hot sorry yeah it tastes like chicken broth right now it's cuz it's got to thicken up it's still good though I I can't wait till it's done though oh my God you make the best in the world besides KFC what did you just compare my KFC has awesome gravy on their potatoes all day I never have KF you almost flashed me do you want the spoon or no no here Jazz you put in I'm just kid jazine doesn't get spoon put in the trash so far I got to say we're having a very successful Thanksgiving Video I think we might hit an hour again hunter pants you getting tired yeah you're so cute pass trucks back who stop it you love it butter what are you doing what what are you buying what are you selling what are you buying what do you sell okay that's enough what are you trading what are you selling what are you buying what are you selling Hunter was kicked out he's being bad too much barking hunter pants is actually very nice out today it's probably about 50° which is not cold to us in Jersey it's very nice I wouldn't say it's short sleeve weather but maybe like spring jacket weather look at that they're sitting with this butt up there and his feet down there hunter pants really Jazz what are you barking at another first taste of gravy I shouldn't even say first taste another taste test of gravy is coming up it's really hot but why it's cooling as you can see it's smoking like a mother all steaming that's smoking right oh show that um take this moment to comment below while we wait comment below what are three things you are thankful for name three and try to make him unique Don't Be Like Oxygen and whatever well oxygen is kind of unique I guess but just post three things you're thankful for and it's always good to express that kind of thought here we go and of course I'll express my thanks at the dinner table when we all when we all do that that's cool all right looks a little thick maybe it's getting there it's all the time there we go it's focusing oh by the way I'm wearing my my Nintendo shirt in honor of Wii U all right I don't have one yet but hope I'll get one yet it's getting there don't be judgmental very good you see it getting different maybe what yeah oh yeah it definitely feels thicker yeah it's getting there that's what you know look at it just looks better look at look at it focus at home focus at home Kristen is it true that Crono Kyle is actually joining us for dinner this year watch the video to find out that's incredible doesn't make any sense cuz they are your eyes are so blue excellent lighting this is lighting I need in my office oh my God why are you outside you can for Christmas donuts fresh air your Donuts make me go nuts his booty makes me go nuts oh look pretty she did her hair you guys are probably getting sick of the gravy test did you take did you take your stuff off just my bag okay why you take all that stuff oh that stuff I'm taking too yeah oh okay not now it's stuff not living here guys I have to shove all my stuff on a kitchen table which drives W Mama absolutely mad does all right ready for another gravy test taste test testest piece of turkey you're definitely going to have to going to be really hot yeah you're definitely going to have to blow it it's definitely getting thicker that's what the turkey said hot careful oh is it hot it dripped that's okay I don't see it though where did it go oh it's on my shirt David that's grease it's getting there yeah yeah that's good C sh careful it's hot oh God got some celery on this one check it out thanks maom can greasy I want this is really hot that jazine that Jaz yeah mhm that's some good no I'm just kiding oh David I think it's going to St your lens your screen needs to be clean okay can you my arm is so freaking tired oh my 3DS lives you're looks kind of weird right now cuz the 3D is one the camcorder obviously is not going to pick it up but it's great I'm going to download some demos and check them out all right apparently Kristen chill please that song who writes a song about Thanksgiving really it's kind of a good thing to do I know I mean no trust me I love Thanksgiving but just wa to write a song about it all right another taste test of boom gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble where's Crono Kyle you going to be here soon he didn't even leave yet did he leave yet no okay this is what I look like with no neck Dam it look she lost her mouth ew what is that that's cool though is it this what I look like we now NE this is ludicrous this is to all you guys my viewers cheers careful top ew can you take that stringy no no no no it the no the turkey eat just a string freaks oh you just took that's okay actually there is still turkey on there m very good yeah I'm thinking our into an 80 in TV excellent yeah yay really 80 in go for it although you should you should you should get a 4K TV 4K is the future mom D you got stuffing lately are these edible the apples but they're not the eating kind right have one they're just not that sweet the beach all right for the next two days us buil up they're little T they're not bad but yeah they're for pie oh it tastes rotten I'm just kidding get the shut I just play my 3DS guys your cat's going toab your card seven but stupid me left the rest of my games at his head against a knife scratching himself so but the battery died in my 3DS mid- race which kind of sucks so now I got to charge it again first world problems come on Kristen first taste stuffing live reaction 3 2 1 go be honest if it sucks tell me the Maines Islands nervous they needed a big bite way can do it Japan's will to fight once is it hot is that it sucks or it's hot SMY want some perfect my turn she did it again yes M how very fluffy how is it Dad amazing dad come on you know you like it perfect thank you that c yes jam on jine want some yes you can lick my tongue it has onion in it ew D all right now it's my turn my battery's getting low no I don't have any my uh battery's getting low but I have another battery don't worry thanks is that ruin rued rued oh the turkey is looking banging I'm so glad you can cook cuz I can never do this hot time yes look at that kind of makeup though not like the colors stuff that I like it's an older person make yeah just go to the b c tell him a young 2y old gorgeous girl I do that I like massive flow amazing mom fa fantastic freaking cook thanks I got everywhere all right now it's my turn my battery's getting low no I don't have any my uh battery's getting low but I have another battery don't worry thanks is that ruined ruined rued oh the turkey is looking banging I'm so glad you can cook cuz I can never do this yes at though it's not like the colors that I like it's an older person makeup just go to the tell him a young 2y old gorgeous girl a mess with flow amazing mom fantastic freaking cook thanks I got everywhere thank you I'm waiting for Miss can opener to be done sorry there we go all treat for Hunter Hunter sit double shake yes good boy lay down lay down okaying on an at with draws on the let's try it why not okay this is just apple with cinnamon on it it should be good though let's close up look at that texture banging that's a future Apple P oh my God it's so sweet makes you think of our McDonald's french fry maker remember that what our McDonald's french fry maker cinnamony hey all right Hunter let's go pee shall we well not me I don't pee outside unless in some weird kind of emergency or I'm camping or okay really Hunter Sor I just like shaky cam by the way the reason he's on a leash is cuz he tries to go on the pool cover during the uh colder days and it's obviously dangerous look at him go good boy Hunter look at Jasmine go she just went all right come on inside this is sort of like Nintendo it's like a first person view it's pretty sweet that was a great game guys remember that all right good business is done come on Jazz and inside bada bing bada boom success yes yep and so did I really yes I did did you record him I went on Hunter did you record him yes I did actually a smokey smoke Smokey called a mouse rice test go is it good oh yes I want some can I want some yo don't looks B my mom makes the best rice in the world seriously and you don't even eat it yourself do you I'm not a big buy you a Hungarian cookbook it's all about paprika Hungarian paprika I'm hungry for some Hunger get a closeup with a spoon is it hot Dave close with a spoon it's on my Sho let's do it let's do it is it really hot feed me here it's really hot then hold the spoon yeah thank you too okay I'm sorry D okay careful that is really hot oh my God oh God very soft M turkeyy out do I want to get a picture of the dad dropped rice on the I Didn't Do It guys this is incredible picture bre listen to you two why are you suffering mom that is like the best rice ever turkey look at it just look at it that's probably just whoever would you look at it just look at it would you look at it amazing looks so red on the camera oh actually it is it is pretty red it's dark right yes yes yes have more rice dad isn't it good good it's amazing actually yes me feed wo boil boil boil is that okay don't forget skin yo actually the stuffing is incredible oh this is why I live besides for Wawa and apple and technology and YouTub just life in General's trying said put it in there she hates on camera but she cannot deny the rice she cannot deny no one careful Kristen it's really really cold it's really hot like it's nuclear KR I never eat this much stuffing it's volcanic that spoon of turkeyy ass and pulling out inside is this making you nervous yes why would you hover over your MacBook like that making you nervous this thing is ancient shut up well my Mac BR from 2006 2007 well late 2006 but I got it seven okay go all right Kristen just eat it already it's really hot I can't just eat it Hunter has mom's eyes please I want to change my battery Hunter is mom's eyes really that Dam I don't know where Jam got her eyes little puppy just do come on just put it in your mouth put damn your mouth I want to do it she she eat the right I will put you on top of the refrigerator afraid of it is it hot or she want to it's hot I'm trying to steady really you took like a grain's here really hey my man yeah buddy would you like to try some yes please feed me take advantage M good better than wah Wawa really I no seriously though amazing potatoes is there anything this woman cannot do anything mom yeah although I got to say I'm not a fan of sweet potatoes but that's not your fault I just don't like sweet potatoes in general anybody want a lick one oo I would love the lick I love licking K you want one thanks thanks thanks don't come any closer hey baby get down get down get down hey hey Hunter Hunter get down good boy you're such a good boy I know it's so attractive it is time for the best first taste of of today turkey skin but first let's say hi to Kyle take two since I screwed up what Happy Thanksgiving everybody yes yes yes Happy Thanksgiving all that good stuff you are doing Black Friday tomorrow right with us cand know yeah we were really excited about that I was planning on camping out were you for some green beans okay yeah same here or corn let's do it all right let's get the skin in my mouth cut it like it's hot sorry I'm save this for Billy or carve it rather hey you're saving it for Uncle Billy well he might want it if he wants to actually it does look good okay ready look how juicy it is oh my God good here we go thank you this is very bad for you but you what I don't care YOLO just grab it you think we can buy a new one of these oh yes daveid won't let me he says it's it's legendary i m yeah try this is this going to make me poop later thank you I had this vision of slicing your arm off so Dad you want some did you Devour the skin like you did last year that's what he's doing yeah have fun with that so want some aie you want some you can't digest it who doesn't want Skin So Good can't digest it if your name's not you want skin it's amazing isn't it there wait there's more num nom num nom n n first of all I need gr my hands hot it's getting hotter oh yeah oh yeah oh this is where I live all right we have chron.com 2.0 right today just launch Milestone day in cron we literally launched pron.com today Thanksgiving good anniversary day remember it that's an awesome layout I love that so yeah if you want to start a club you can go on to the new chrome.com and click the coronation Tab and start your Club sweet and are we still planning on that surprise unboxing one day all right cool sweet sounds good definitely video proof says Mrs the frano there Mr the frano there Christ's always there I'm here you were here no you was I there I'm I'm I'm either one but the food is ready we got rolls berries salad is that new we don't usually have that do we no no no that's that's not a spot file oh is this a spot yeah I realize that turkey like I have six people Dad's here Kyle's here you to new Lantern here oh God I feel like I've been setting all day but I have it so I have to tell you where's Christ we eating already but I want to give you a quick pre they turkey mashed potatoes cranberry know like so there's Kyle's food that your school was on he loves that Rice oh crap I didn't get rice yet there's mom CH that's not dad mom two things mom two yes thank you for everything seriously you've been cooking since what 500 a.m. no no okay six eight I know which isn't too bad I back in the bed enjoy it everybody enjoy it's time okay David is about to taste wine CH waro sent us has promised not to CH it maybe last right now it's very good David right now it it is good you like it it's very good is it baging reasing it's such oh great one all right here we go what I will be chugging it later just not right now why you have to chug this is the top three wines I've ever tasted I will put that out there well we usually buy we do buy $6 I don't drink much wine thing we going to buy $6 B and Kyle I've had box wine Thunder box wine is nasty cheap funky llama wi amazing I know I mean we had stocked in I know it lasted a while this amast take that box in my fridge C from like isn't it good I like it sweet it's a lot lot better than pants mes we had but weren't they kind of weird it's very sweet for a white r i will chug it at the end of the meal are they other biscuits I want to ruin my appetite very good rolls thank you my Texans are they from Hawaii it's definitely a winning wine here it is double wink there you go M there you go advertisement you can buy it via gear poop. now you can't buy that on gear poop that's how you usually we did an unboxing earli mean lives I know nine it's a fancy nine n n po k out run over everything's okay the other bottle he like sticking anybody else hotter just me I'm still recording you're just you're just naturally sexy deal I knew to put a short sleep shirt on today I'm wearing a long sleep shirt and no underwear Santa Claus where n here you want some W here make it wet you see it enlarging person the lens down here okay we have like doggy surgery going on over here you okay can you stop it's really good mine what are you doing are you still going in I went all the way in that was an awesome slow pan in you could definitely drop like a funny like track behind that and like be really freaking people out David it's me mine's all mush together just a complete mash up of that's what I do B surgery over there that was like stuck in a rock this is great this camera is great cuz you can easily do that you can be like there's more absolutely hate you right now he's going eating well that's the holiday CH I hate to slamy raspberry poppy seed or sweet balsamic all right dinner is complete guys how was it very good so good yeah it was it was all right it was amazing yeah two boxes amazing as always there it is two boxes amazing as always as always with tradition and the point of Thanksgiving even though you should give thanks every day true um let's go around the table and ask everyone what to thankful for maybe one two or three things whatever here we go that all right Dad all right I'm very thankful for a lot of things in my life number one my wife oh god of course my wife daddy who's like the most amazing person on the face of the Earth my two kids her friends all right Kyle for putting up with my daughter I love sorry a a that's holiday disappointed that Thanksgiving holiday is getting very very corporate and very greedy when people are forced to work on a Thanksgiving people are forgetting what the holiday is all about should be a different yeah but that's a whole different that's what I do I rant oh me too I love ranting thankful for everything I have good amen praise the Lord thank you where's cheesecake animal all right um what's your name mom mom d man I am thankful for most of all Dave and my kids your kids my babies sorry there's a huge Lantern in my way kids I know that him you wouldn't be here oh my go my job I'm grateful I have a job hold on did you say without Kyle Kristen want to be here no Kristen was upset that I like picked dad before you guys and I said without K I was going to say what oh you boxes I was going to say without DAV yeah DAV dav's drunk totally grateful for holidays I love the holiday season can you please stop her I love her to death the holiday season come back to me I got to say one more thing I'm thankful for this is always a long clip this she looks petrified this is an amazing piece of work handcrafted by God piece of something what an imagination what the heck is that thing all right is that it Mom yeah thank you Kristen this you should do can you please for a second you just right in front all right go Kristen I am thankful for my family my curls and your curls thanful for my curling which actually look very good by the way thank you you're welcome thankful for the nist that boy his name is you're just a boy you're not a man what's your middle name Thomas because he's nice nice nice um and my friends obviously J me in that thing Hunter you forgot the lab I forgot Hunter thankful that I have a job yes fun and I'm thankful for my babies especially hunter pants and Shane good who are Shane oh you got Jasmine SC cron Kyle okay so hold on have a list ready give me give me a cup of coffee so uh I'm thankful for everyone in my life Kristen my family uh Myers you came before family I'm just getting and I'm thankful for all that's God's grace of me with in my life right now everything's good and the stuffing my mom rice and the rice stuffing and I'm thankful for advances in technology that continued to make social media a more prominent part of today's society which in turn keeps me employed same for that's actually same for me but very well said\n"