FINALLY! ANDROID on the iPhone! _actually works_ 😱

**Tech News Roundup: YouTube Suppression, Event Cancellations, and Android on iPhones**

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### Introduction

Welcome back to *The Front Page Tax Puppet*, your go-to show for all the latest tech news! Today, we’re diving into some major tech updates that have been making waves. From YouTube’s controversial moves to Apple’s event cancellations, and even a mind-blowing jailbreak hack that lets you run Android on an iPhone—yes, you read that right—we’ve got it all covered. So, let’s kick things off!

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### YouTube Suppressing Content: The Full Story

If you’re like me, you probably noticed something strange happening to our channel recently. Monetization issues and suppressed episodes? Yeah, we were hit hard too. But here’s the kicker: we might have been one of the first channels to figure this out weeks ago. The thing we’re talking about—it’s big, it’s controversial, and YouTube doesn’t want you discussing it.

But guess what? It’s now official. YouTube has admitted that they are indeed demonetizing videos related to a specific topic. Their reasoning? To stop the spread of misinformation. But here’s the thing: people will always spread misinformation. The real question is, does demonetization even work? If creators can’t make money by talking about it, they might just stop—simple as that.

But YouTube didn’t stop at demonetization; they’re suppressing entire videos so no one sees them. That’s not cool. We’re not playing their reindeer games anymore. Starting today, we’re blocking out the word from all our articles and replacing it with… noises! Intelligible noises that the algorithm won’t catch. Thanks, YouTube, for pushing us to be even more creative. You tried to silence us, but here we are—still talking about it.

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### Santa Clara County Bans Tech Events

Moving on to the next big story: Santa Clara County is taking a stand against tech events. If you’re wondering where that is, it’s right here in Silicon Valley—a place that includes Cupertino (home of Apple), Mountain View (Google), and Tesla. Even Netflix, LinkedIn, Adobe, and other tech giants are being asked to avoid mass gatherings.

Why? Well, let’s just say it’s related to the ongoing health concerns. The county has issued new guidelines asking companies to cancel or postpone events. And guess what? Apple was supposed to have an event at the end of this month—probably on March 31st—but based on my sources inside Apple, they’re still undecided. My gut says they’re going to cancel it altogether.

But here’s the silver lining: Apple has other options. They could host surprise events throughout the week like last year, or they could just stream the event without inviting anyone in person. No one gets sick from streams, right? California’s message is clear: don’t travel, don’t gather, and definitely don’t spread whatever it is you’re spreading.

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### Android on iPhone: The Latest Jailbreak Hack

Finally, for all you Android fanboys out there—today’s your lucky day! You can now run Android on an iPhone. Wait, no—this isn’t new. Decade ago, the same guy managed to get Android running on an iPhone 3G. But now, thanks to a cybersecurity startup team led by that same individual, we’re seeing a brand-new jailbreak hack called *checkra1n*.

Using this exploit, you can gain access to the bootloader for older iPhones like the iPhone 7 or 7 Plus. Their project, *Sandcastle*, lets you install a working version of Android on these devices. So, what does that look like? Well, here’s a video of an actual iPhone 7 booting up Android—it’s pretty cool!

But let’s be real: does it work perfectly? Let me ask you this—what even qualifies as “perfectly” in today’s tech world? No, it doesn’t. But hey, if you’ve always wanted to run Android on superior hardware (iPhone), here’s your chance. Just don’t come crying when things go sideways.

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### Closing Thoughts

And that’s it for today’s show! We hope you learned something—or at least found a reason to laugh. If you enjoyed the video, hit that like button. If not… well, we’ll still be here. Don’t forget to subscribe and turn on notifications if you’re sitting on the toilet right now. And as always, try to stay away from the bap-bap and don’t get the bop-bop.

Until next time, nerds—stay safe and keep your tech game strong!

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playing your reindeer games YouTube so we're gonna block out the word from all the articles that we talked about and they even caught on to me calling it beer flew and started D monetizing us for that too so you know what if I can't show the word and I can't say the word and I can't say the funny name that I gave it anymore cuz you figured that out I won't say anymore you have now you have forced me to just use noises now intelligible noises that the algorithm won't figure out so now I want to talk about this instead of calling the rear flue or the other thing I'm just going to that's it just it's just noises now thank you YouTube you did this haha try to get us now gern and burn outsmarted you again anyway this is literally the first story of the show YouTube is in fact admitting that they're doing it we're not the only ones that are being demonetised as the press for this other creators are as well but you know what YouTube you're gonna have to try harder than that to get churned because the next story it's also about that bat bat next up Santa Clara County is now trying to get tech companies to definitely not do any events anytime soon which by the way if you're wondering in Santa Clara Santa clanton I did breathe and just need to breathe in Santa Clara County it that includes Cupertino duh you know we're a police it also includes Google that's in Mountain View it also includes Tesla Netflix LinkedIn Adobe are not other places other others as well also the county itself has gone ahead and issued new Bob Bob app prevention guidelines asking people in these companies to avoid travel or postpone or cancel any mass gatherings like events so you know Apple they were supposed to have a March event at the end of this month probably not gonna happen in fact like two weeks ago when reports came out and was like Apple is having an event probably on March 31st or thirtieth whatever they said the point is they said Apple's gonna have an event I came on this show and said whoa whoa hold up actually my sources within Apple are telling me the Apple hasn't decided yet like they still may cancel this thing and not have an event at all and it's starting to look like that's exactly what we're getting so once again gern CEO of i-told-you-so but the good news is there are other options I would like to see Apple do like those surprise drops throughout the week like we had last year sometimes that was exciting and fun and new I like that a lot actually but also they could have the event and just stream it just not invite people there and just stream it instead nobody can get sick through streams that we know of yet either way yeah California's like hey don't leave don't go nowhere don't Travel also don't have events don't bring people in together and then send them out with sickness okay that's the last bat bat bat story of the day I hate my life all right last up for the day the Android on iPhone thing I was excited about it but then me having to cover all the back up and make a noise instead of saying to work I'm drained and I'm over it I'm done with this week so now I'm not excited anymore there is a brand new jailbreak hack that will then allow you it enables you to run Android on your iPhone and this isn't the first time we've seen something like this happen in fact like a decade ago I'm pretty sure the same guy was able to get Android to run on an iPhone 3G well now that same guy and his cybersecurity startup team people have released a brand new jailbreak hack using the check-rein jailbreak exploit I guess that's why it's called I don't do this so I don't know I just saw my phone's to work thank you using that you're able to gain access to the bootloader at least for older iPhones specifically in this case the iPhone 7 or 7 plus and their new project Sandcastle lets you actually install a working version of Android on those devices now I know you're sitting there right now go what that that's kind of sketchy does it work perfectly and my response to that would be well what is work perfectly these days anyway what does that even mean no no does not here's a video of an actual iPhone 7 booting Android listen it's cool to see I can't lie it's cool who knows might be a fun thing for you to do but like I'm definitely not recommending it that would be like me coming on the show and saying sure kids shove your hand down your garbage disposal it kind of works and by kind of works I mean it works enough to be able to say that you put Android on an iPhone and plus if you always wanted the opportunity to run Android on superior hardware here's your chance I'm kidding oh my god I'm kidding of its I'm just that's that's just joke it's a joke uh-huh funny stuff I'm right don't please don't please don't light me on fire oh just joke or was it and that's show hopefully like do you learn something if you did I had to like button if you hate my stupid face get the dislike button that works have a good weekend try stay away from the bap bap don't get the bop bop okay I'm just gonna goit is here the day has come nerds today we're Android fanboys can rejoice and Apple fanboys will run with fear with fear with what tech news in a way that doesn't suck it the subscribe button in turn on notifications if you're sitting on the toilet right now what's going on guys welcome back the front page tax puppet ah the show that gives you all the latest tech news from one geek centers me to another that is you hi how are you doing happy Friday listen alright need to warn ya I'm not in a great mood YouTube has not been kind to us this week do monetizing and suppressing our episodes and I have had it all bets are off now it's mad journey today alright so first up for the day story numero uno speaking of our episodes being suppressed and demonetised it's because of a thing that I can't say anymore because they figured it out unfortunately we were probably one of the first channels to find out that they were doing this weeks ago de monetizing episodes who talked about the thing know what I'm talking about right though I can't say anything that's happening in this place this place right here Oh sick yeah you got it you know what I'm saying well now it's actually in the news YouTube has come forward and admitted that yes they are in fact D monetizing videos to talk about the the thing and I guess the goal is to help stop spreading this information online but like people are going to spread misinformation online anyway and this is to discourage them because you won't get money if you talk about so you might as well not talk about it at all but first of all okay it's the news I gotta talk about there's so much happening because of this economically and with people in the tech community it's in I have to talk about it and second you will not stop us I wouldn't even mind so much if they just demonetized the episodes but they're not just doing that they're suppressing them so no one sees them as well and I'm not playing this I'm not playing your reindeer games YouTube so we're gonna block out the word from all the articles that we talked about and they even caught on to me calling it beer flew and started D monetizing us for that too so you know what if I can't show the word and I can't say the word and I can't say the funny name that I gave it anymore cuz you figured that out I won't say anymore you have now you have forced me to just use noises now intelligible noises that the algorithm won't figure out so now I want to talk about this instead of calling the rear flue or the other thing I'm just going to that's it just it's just noises now thank you YouTube you did this haha try to get us now gern and burn outsmarted you again anyway this is literally the first story of the show YouTube is in fact admitting that they're doing it we're not the only ones that are being demonetised as the press for this other creators are as well but you know what YouTube you're gonna have to try harder than that to get churned because the next story it's also about that bat bat next up Santa Clara County is now trying to get tech companies to definitely not do any events anytime soon which by the way if you're wondering in Santa Clara Santa clanton I did breathe and just need to breathe in Santa Clara County it that includes Cupertino duh you know we're a police it also includes Google that's in Mountain View it also includes Tesla Netflix LinkedIn Adobe are not other places other others as well also the county itself has gone ahead and issued new Bob Bob app prevention guidelines asking people in these companies to avoid travel or postpone or cancel any mass gatherings like events so you know Apple they were supposed to have a March event at the end of this month probably not gonna happen in fact like two weeks ago when reports came out and was like Apple is having an event probably on March 31st or thirtieth whatever they said the point is they said Apple's gonna have an event I came on this show and said whoa whoa hold up actually my sources within Apple are telling me the Apple hasn't decided yet like they still may cancel this thing and not have an event at all and it's starting to look like that's exactly what we're getting so once again gern CEO of i-told-you-so but the good news is there are other options I would like to see Apple do like those surprise drops throughout the week like we had last year sometimes that was exciting and fun and new I like that a lot actually but also they could have the event and just stream it just not invite people there and just stream it instead nobody can get sick through streams that we know of yet either way yeah California's like hey don't leave don't go nowhere don't Travel also don't have events don't bring people in together and then send them out with sickness okay that's the last bat bat bat story of the day I hate my life all right last up for the day the Android on iPhone thing I was excited about it but then me having to cover all the back up and make a noise instead of saying to work I'm drained and I'm over it I'm done with this week so now I'm not excited anymore there is a brand new jailbreak hack that will then allow you it enables you to run Android on your iPhone and this isn't the first time we've seen something like this happen in fact like a decade ago I'm pretty sure the same guy was able to get Android to run on an iPhone 3G well now that same guy and his cybersecurity startup team people have released a brand new jailbreak hack using the check-rein jailbreak exploit I guess that's why it's called I don't do this so I don't know I just saw my phone's to work thank you using that you're able to gain access to the bootloader at least for older iPhones specifically in this case the iPhone 7 or 7 plus and their new project Sandcastle lets you actually install a working version of Android on those devices now I know you're sitting there right now go what that that's kind of sketchy does it work perfectly and my response to that would be well what is work perfectly these days anyway what does that even mean no no does not here's a video of an actual iPhone 7 booting Android listen it's cool to see I can't lie it's cool who knows might be a fun thing for you to do but like I'm definitely not recommending it that would be like me coming on the show and saying sure kids shove your hand down your garbage disposal it kind of works and by kind of works I mean it works enough to be able to say that you put Android on an iPhone and plus if you always wanted the opportunity to run Android on superior hardware here's your chance I'm kidding oh my god I'm kidding of its I'm just that's that's just joke it's a joke uh-huh funny stuff I'm right don't please don't please don't light me on fire oh just joke or was it and that's show hopefully like do you learn something if you did I had to like button if you hate my stupid face get the dislike button that works have a good weekend try stay away from the bap bap don't get the bop bop okay I'm just gonna go\n"