MARK TRIED TO BE COOL -

The Art of Vlogging: A Look into the World of Time Lapse and Humor

As we began our journey with Mark, it became clear that he was about to embark on an adventure unlike any other. With his trusty camera by his side, he set out to capture the perfect time lapse, but little did he know that the real fun had only just begun.

Mark's framing skills were put to the test as he attempted to get the shot just right. "It is actually," Mark said, as Bob confirmed that the framing was on point. But Mark wasn't satisfied with just any old shot, no, he wanted something special. He began to experiment with different angles and poses, much to the amusement of his crew.

As they made their way to the zoo, Mark couldn't resist teasing his friend Bob about his vlogging skills. "You know as much about this as I do," Mark said, playfully jabbing at Bob's expertise. But Bob was quick to defend himself, saying that most of his vlogs were just jokes. Mark chuckled in agreement, saying that he too often looked like an idiot when doing his own vlog.

The group arrived at the zoo and Mark began setting up his camera, determined to capture the perfect shot. "What is that?" Bob asked, confused by Mark's equipment setup. "As leader, I declare that we're going this way," Mark announced, donning a silly hat. The crew couldn't help but laugh at Mark's antics as he pretended to be a vlogging leader.

But things took a turn for the absurd when Mark started talking about Pewdiepie and Jacksepticeye. "Wait, you're saying Pewdiepie and Jacksepticeye are the same person?" Bob asked, bewildered. Mark sheepishly admitted that they were indeed the same person, much to the amusement of the crew.

The group continued on their way, with Mark regaling them with stories about his vlogging adventures. But it wasn't until Bob mentioned that Mark's arms were "a lot" that the conversation took a dark turn. Mark laughed and joked, but deep down he knew that Bob was hinting at something more serious.

As they walked further, the group started to get tired and sweaty, with fluids building up all over their bodies. "You're gross," Bob said, chuckling as he wiped away sweat from his brow. But Mark just shrugged it off, saying that eventually they'd get back home, not yet.

But little did Mark know, Bob had been holding back a secret. "That thing I said earlier about you already being dead, that's true," Bob revealed, dropping a bombshell on the group. Mark was taken aback, but instead of panicking, he just laughed it off and said, "Oh, nice, cool."

As they continued their journey, the crew couldn't help but tease Mark about his impending demise. "That's how you go out?" Bob chuckled, mocking Mark's final words. But Mark remained stoic, saying that he was ready to move on to the next life.

Finally, after what seemed like an eternity, they reached the end of their adventure. As Mark and Bob parted ways, they shared a laugh about their experiences. "Good DC trip?" Bob asked, grinning at Mark's screen. Mark smiled back, thumbs up, and said, "Good." And with that, the two friends bid each other farewell, ready to move on to their next adventure.

In the end, Mark's vlogging adventure was a reminder that sometimes the best moments come from embracing the absurdity of life. As he settled into his final resting place, surrounded by his crew and the echoes of laughter, Mark knew that he had left behind a legacy of humor and joy that would live on forever.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enI just had to turn the camera back on for this, which is the wet zone.How'd they know that I was gonna show up?kay...-Time Lapse With Music Vloggers Use-Is it- it's working?Good framing?Bob: It is actually.Mark: Yeah? Really?Huh. That's shocking.Uhm..We're walking to the zoo?Is that important to say?Are we gonna find out about this?Bob: You know as much about this as I do.Mark: Yeah, probably.Bob: Most of my-my vlogs just turn out to be jokes.Mark: Yeah.And I-I look really stupid-I'm channeling a Casey Neistat right nowUh..With the gorilla tripod,and holding it out in front of me....And looking like an idiot talking to myself.Bob: Yeah.Mark: So.. Not that he's an idiotI'm not trying to insult him in anyway,I'm just saying when I do it,I look stupid.Time for the time lapse.Bob: Yeah, like six time lapses.Mark:Mark: What is that?Bob: As leader, I declare that we're going this way.Mark: Ok, Vlog leader.Vlog leader, please.Vlog leader, your antics are definitely going to get me more views.But..-later.My 4'9 arms are..Very small.My-My arms themselves aren't 4'9.I'm saying I'm 4'9.And my arms are proportional to that height.Brother fist~Top o' the mornin' to you laddies.Bob: I- That's- Those are the same person.Mark: Wait, you're saying Pewdiepie and Jacksepticeye are the same person?Bob: Oh jesus.Mandy: It's become a battle.Mark: Top o' the fist to you laddies.Bob: Well there's the thumbnail right there.Mark: Right there?Bob: Pewdiepie and Jacksepticeye are the same person.M: Just put them both in the thumbnail.B: --Mark's face in the thumbnail.Mark: (quietly) Top o' the mornin' to ya laddies...my name is jackse--Mark: *laughing* Don't film me doin' this!Bob: I wanna film the evolution of Mark figuring out.Mark: *laughs* How the-- how the shot's gonna be.Mark: Top o' the mornin' to you laddies!I'm gonna- Goodbye. *Mark laughing, others join in*Bob: I'm getting Mark on camera-- *laughing*Mark: SHUT UPBob: Your stomps are gonna be on the microphone.Mark: People will know just by my emotions.SHHHHHHHHH.Mark: Alright, you take this.Bob: Fine, yeah.Mark: Alright, okay. Ready? A'ight.*grunts*Mark: Alright, cut-cut it.(Bob: Just Mark's tombstone.)Mark: Damn, she thiccMark: Oh wow! *laughing*Bob: He's trying to drown the other turtle-Mark: He just wants us all to watch-Watch as he murders this other turtle.Bob: We're here for a show--Mark: *laughs* That other turtle's, like, I approoooove.OH MY GOD *laughing*He stepped on his head!Oh no....Now I feel bad..We were joking, but I think this is really happening!Oh-Oh! Free him! Free him!Alright, so I just dropped my mic.Um.. This is more of a test to see if it's still working..Uh.. Yeah?Eric]: Yeah!Mark: Probably.Yeah, so we're leaving the zoo and we're gonna go -uh elsewhere.Mark: Uh, 'cause we're in DC and -uhm..(Bob: We're gonna go to the people zoo.)Yeah, we're gonna look at people,-and, mostly people have just been looking at me, oddly enough, I don't know why.I'm just doing a lot of this.Bob: Just do a lotta that up on the toes..Mark: I'M CASEY NEISTAT.Mark: SHIT-A TIME LAPSE YET AGAIN-Bob: Well, now you're just super backlit.Mark: Dat... good enough for me.It's all I need. I don't need to be lit.I'm already lit enough as it is.Mark: I dunno... I'm not clever enough to insult you on the fly.Mark: Is that a good plane sound?Bob: Picking up that airplane good?Mark: Lil' bit.Mark: That's nice.Mark: Okay, so Bob--Bob: --That's the kind of thing.Mark: Hush! HUSH! HUSSH!Mark: Bob just told me that it's magic hour--Bob: Sorry I'll be quiet, Mark. Sorry.Mark: Bob just told me that it's--Bob: I'm sorry!Bob: What, I'm just saying that I'm sorry and I'll be quiet now.Mark: Bob just told me that it's magic hour right now, and uh, this is when lighting looks the best.So, I just turned on my camera so that people could know this fact.Bob: I'm not doing that!Mark: What did you do??(Bob: How long do you think my arms are?)Bob: I mean you didn't do anything, shut up.Mark: Wh- I Wasn't talking!Bob: Then shut up! Good!Mark: Okay..?These are my friends.Alright, we've been walking quite a whilewe're all starting to get tired and sweaty and gross...Uh...Bob: You're gross.Mark: There's a lot of fluids building up all over the place.Um..And, uh, eventually, we'll get back home... just not yet.Bob: That's what Mark thinks.Mark: Oh.Mark: Am I never going home?Bob: Actually...That thing I said earlier about you already being dead, that's true.Mark: Oh! Nice, cool.Well, I'm dead.So, sorry guys.(Bob: It'll resolve soon, don't worry.)Mark: Okay...As always, I'll see you in the next life, buh-bye...Bob: -snickers-Bob: Th-That's how you go out? -imitates- buh-bye.*laughs*Mark: My last words.(dying voice) Buh-bye...Mark: This um uh...Bob: Good- good DC trip?Mark: Good.Bob: Thumbs up? Mark: Thumbs up.Mark: Let's go home then uh, get some food and then...Not-Not worry about being all sweaty.Bob: Let me get the same shot-- here, I'll film your screen--Oh, it's covered, nevermind.Bob: Get that same shot.Mark: Nice.Bob: YeahMark: Nice.Bob: I'm gonna get copyright claimed.Mark: Yeah!Bob: Yeah!Mark: Yeah!Okay, so I didn't like the last goodbye, so I'm gonna do another goodbye. Um...Bob: *chants* Dick, dick, dickThe guys: Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick-Okay, bye.Bob: Wow, that was so much better.Mark: *laughs*\n"