The Game Awards and the Streisand Effect: A Night to Remember
Last night's 7th annual Game Awards was a night to remember, with The Last of Us Part II taking home the most statues, including Best Direction, Narrative, Action-Adventure Game, and Game of the Year. However, it's not just about the awards – it's also about the new game trailers and announcements that kept fans on the edge of their seats.
Back for Blood, a four-player co-op zombie shooter from the developers of Left 4 Dead, was one of the most anticipated announcements. The game promises to deliver intense gameplay and a thrilling experience, with players working together to survive in a world overrun by hordes of undead. Additionally, Perfect Dark, a reboot everyone had been waiting for, made its official debut, promising to bring back the classic espionage thriller that fans loved. And, in a surprise move, Disney announced a new IP, Desi the Dinosaur Survival Game, which will star Vin Diesel in a Horizon Zero Dawn-looking sequel.
But what really got people talking was the announcement of Sephiroth from Final Fantasy VII taking Mario's place in Super Smash Bros. The news sent shockwaves through the gaming community, with many fans expressing their excitement and disappointment on social media. Disney+ also made headlines with announcements and updates for over 50 movies and TV shows coming to its service, which has apparently convinced investors that the streaming platform is a must-have.
The Marvel Cinematic Universe also made an appearance at The Game Awards, with a trailer for Loki: Series One Division released to the public. The Falcon and The Winter Soldier were also shown off, looking pretty good if we do say so ourselves. Apparently, the success of The Mandalorian has convinced Disney that fans need more Star Wars content, with eight new shows and a movie about Rogue Squadron on the way.
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In related news, Hyundai announced that it's bought Boston Dynamics, the robot company behind the adorable and gymnastically skilled Atlas and Spot robots. Yes, we're sad about this one. But Hyundai is actually working on walking cars, so maybe Spot will evolve into a more robotic Clifford situation, and we can ride him off into the never-ending story together.
The world of mobile apps has also been making headlines, with Apple being sued by Cydia over its alleged monopoly on iOS app distribution. Meanwhile, Epic Games is suing Apple for similar reasons, but Cydia, in a unique twist, was actually predating Apple's own App Store by a year and yet remains largely unknown.
Microsoft announced the latest Insider Preview Build of Windows 10 on Arm, which brings support for x64 emulation to devices like the Surface Pro X. However, conspicuously absent from this announcement was any claim that said apps would run well on the new platform.
In other tech news, Google and Apple have decreed that developers must remove tracking software known as x-mode social from their Android and iOS apps, citing concerns over user location data being sold to third parties. The scientists behind a mysterious head injury reported by U.S. diplomats in Cuba concluded that the most plausible mechanism behind these injuries was a device that shoots microwave radiation at people's heads. Yes, you read that right – we're talking about microwave-powered head-shooting devices.
In conclusion, last night's Game Awards were an event to remember, with new game trailers and announcements making headlines all over the gaming world. From The Last of Us Part II to Sephiroth in Super Smash Bros., there was something for everyone at this year's show. So, come back on Monday for more tech news – we promise not to turn you into a hot pocket (we already are delicious).