Action News: A Descent into Chaos

Joe Mama, a seasoned field reporter for Action News, found himself on a harrowing adventure deep within a tunnel. The expedition was fraught with obstacles and supernatural occurrences, leaving Joe's composure shaken.

As they ventured deeper into the tunnel, Joe discovered that his team had been woefully underprepared. "Film we got 25%," he lamented, bemoaning the lack of resources. The crew's ineptitude only added to the chaos, with one team member describing a moment when it felt as though Joe was about to "swallow his soul."

The situation quickly took a turn for the bizarre, as a mysterious figure began to manifest itself in the tunnel. Joe was perplexed by this phenomenon, stating that "I don't know what's going on." The team seemed just as bewildered, with one member expressing concern over an unseen presence lurking behind them.

Undeterred, Joe pressed on, seeking to document every aspect of this extraordinary event. He attempted to capture a photo of the mysterious figure, only to have it vanish into thin air. "I hear it behind me," he muttered, his voice laced with trepidation. The team seemed unmoved by these events, with one member quipping that there was simply a snail present.

As the expedition continued, Joe encountered an eerie feeling of being watched. He expressed concern about the film's condition, admitting that "we're fine" – despite the unsettling atmosphere. The crew's morale was further eroded when they discovered that their camera had been compromised by some unseen force.

The situation eventually reached a boiling point as Joe realized he was out of film. With his resources dwindling, he acknowledged that this expedition had been an unmitigated disaster. "This has been awful," he conceded, echoing the sentiments of his team members.

As the crew departed the tunnel, they couldn't help but reflect on the absurdity of their situation. Joe's commentary, though erratic and disorganized, offered a glimpse into the chaos that ensued during this ill-fated expedition.

Meanwhile, in the studio, Joe's counterpart, Dave, attempted to provide some semblance of order amidst the chaos. However, even he struggled to maintain a composed tone as the camera cut away from Joe's increasingly erratic commentary.

As the broadcast came to a close, it was clear that this particular episode of Action News would be remembered for all the wrong reasons. The crew's ineptitude and supernatural occurrences had resulted in an unforgettable – if not altogether coherent – viewing experience.

The aftermath of the expedition saw Joe reflecting on the strange events that transpired. He wondered aloud whether they had simply been "set up" or if something more sinister was at play. His team, too, seemed haunted by their experience, with one member quipping that they should never venture into such a tunnel again.

Despite the chaos and confusion, Joe's commentary offered a glimpse into the uncharted territory that exists beneath our feet. The camera may have captured the essence of this bizarre event, but it was the raw emotion and reactions of those involved that truly made for compelling viewing.

As the credits rolled, one thing was certain: this expedition would not soon be forgotten. Its legacy as an example of humanity's capacity to face the unknown – even when faced with inexplicable phenomena – will undoubtedly endure in the annals of Action News history.

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you planning on taking over more at five okay okay okay all right I'm backing up let me let me get a distance Long Shot okay oh my God look at the wall what the hell what wall what wall there were snails the snails went into the wall oh weird I've never seen such a beast before I've never either hi uh I'm looking for more information about what you're doing here do you have any comment why the increased birth rates what are you populating for oh my God they're on the wall they're everywhere what are you populating for you new baby why did you burst wa are you real there's so many snails all over the walls they're everywhere Wow Let's go down there anyone need a hug uh-oh no oh oh oh God what are you what are you doing projectiles oh no oh man that's nuts that's nuts that's nuts that's nuts that's nuts guys is that is that you dead on the ground over there is that you dead on the ground okay all right okay okay okay I got him I got him I got him I got him got him okay hello you're alive run run immediately now oh my god did I get you oh my God oh my God are you both here I can't hear you anymore I think something must have bugged that's true there are a lot of monsters what hello I can't hear you hug him hug him hug him wait there's something outside what do you mean look oh my God there is excuse me oh no I'm Wells Fargo with the 5:00 news hi I'm out of film can you tell me I'm out of film oh drillman uh I'm out of film guys I'm out of film oh good we got to go get your stuff Mark I need a hug okay all right I got you come here don't run away from me why why are you running away I'm coming back I still want to get we got to get Bob stuff we got Bob stuff real quick all right I how you saw how many snails were down there he's going in W okay oh my goodness my God that was close is he okay he's fine okay good all right let's go he said yes I'm fine annoyed cuz you can't hear him okay it's fine I think we hopped in the window back here right yeah yeah yeah something big something big run run run jump through Bob Bob yes yes he's making it oh my God yeah Bob said we could have interviewed the 20 monsters I don't know if you heard that Mark but he was right yeah that that would have been perfect for it yeah that really would have been perfect for it but I think you'll be happy with what we got it's going to be it's going to be awesome yes Bob I agree Mark ah there you are Mark Mark Bob said oh good everything fine and Mark you said oh yes Bob I agree man that was wild what the hell that was nuts you should see the footage I got that was that was sick I've never seen a snail spitting worm before yeah that was a new combination of things Wells Fargo I'm Wells Fargo here with content news breaking now there are monsters of foot let's go find them up it's true all right jump down what's what did you hear the roar no I I oh my God what the freak is this don't push me oh don't go down there all right wait time to shine excuse me you rolling you rolling excuse me Mr giant guy hey why are there so many snails where are you planning on taking over more at five why the increased birth rates what are you populating for oh what are you populating for crazy what the can you grab me all over the walls they're everywhere oh projectiles oh no waa look at the comments Jesus Christ upside down stale yeah it it was so crazy dud the views are popping off we got all the views we needed in one day damn yeah wait where do you see the views how many views do we have excuse me and then one last thing I didn't get it attacking but it was definitely there I'm Wells Faro what a dumb name I picked hey guys good news we took oh wait we don't see we don't see it yet right I don't know no we saw it I think we I think that's it we didn't take a lot of dam oh man this is why I want to get like a fourth person to like have some other gadgets it's really you make some cool we need more gear yeah this is honestly mark this is a way better State than it was in last time I played it yeah this is with the new stuff this is very very funny it's better I like it I'm I'm into this this is super fun it's like real life making content yeah 150 toally die here oh we could get Ethan in here there's a backflip emote could be like the the original meeting of him we have 150 MC it's 1,200 for the podcast thing stop what can we buy what bit can we do yeah what could we do 690 bucks we can buy a lot of stuff like we could get The Clapper what's the goo ball I don't know I don't know what the rescue Hook is either I mean there's the shock stick we could shock something yeah why don't you get the shock stick and the goo ball and we'll try those two things uh who wants the microphone it's over here if anyone wants it uh Bob do you like the sound recorder you want to try the microphone um someone else could do this I'll try the mic yeah I'll I'll take the sound where where's the mic at it's around the corner yeah all right we have a whole bunch of stuff here oh wow yeah well we have double Huggers I'm going to I think I'm actually going to ditch my flashlight and I will something else yeah it's actually not that dark in there what is whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa oh oh oh oh I see that's what that do well there we go there we have it a goo ball so we can buy one more goo ball interesting interesting I recorded it just in case it's good nice nice ah does that have oh does that have limited use oh it's got a battery so we recharge it okay good that took it below 50% so I think you get like three or four uses oh my God okay you guys want to hold the shock stick you want me to carry it I got the defibrillator which is like the same thing right well one he you one are you wait oh here let me see let me see what happens when I defibr uh and your not dead just obnoxious noises um no you want me to hold the defibrillator so you can shock stick Mark no yeah you want the you want the fun boy no no it's fine I got this ready Bob Bob shock him again rolling oh oh now yeah oh my God ultimate power he sco he scooted away from my ultimate Power Tower so but I didn't wow all right let's hop in I'm ready make sure you make good use of scary kitchen okay okay yeah yeah yeah where the hell are we in a tunnel yeah nice it would appear so get an establishing shot okay establishing shot okay yeah yeah uh one you want a microphone rolling in 3 two 1 this is field reporter Joe mama reporting to you live from what appears to be a very large tunnel are you hearing that are you picking up that hello oh oh something spooky is coming or I can't or maybe a train I caught after something spooky is coming good enough excellent we're at 60% how the did that happen he record oh right right right of course yeah hey I see like lights that are colorful over there is that blue in the distance yeah it's blue this is completely new area I've never seen before I'm going I don't know how the hell we're going to find our way back I'm good with directions oh my what the hell oh well that looks do you guys see this guys yeah where are you I'm above you how'd you get above us you see this blue this blue crap on the top of the tunnel yeah what is that I don't know I filmed it okay where's the tunnel go oh how do you get Up's that yeah there's more up if you go around you can climb the boxes up here do you want me to come with you or do you want to come up here we're going to go up there right here maybe oh I see I heard something big and loud in that tunnel nah I don't think so okay follow the South with my clacking ooh ooh ooh we got a snail oh we always have snails snails are boring shock them shock them nice Jo Joe mama reporting live over the corpse of the oh God damn it you God you shot me why God like I was saying uh reporting live over the corpse of this dead down all right well the taser all used up apparently that's not ideal all right oh my God interesting I'm being accosted come back I'm being accosted they're accosting me I'm being accosted oh that's not good fine boom not well oh hey wait I we got some defilers I don't have Mark had the defat got it we got lower the snail off of them I got him no I don't sir sir how are you oh my god oh sir oh boy oh wait I think maybe run hey man I'm going to die hold on oh boy where is he you stay away from me oh hey how's it going no yeah let's go and anyway also excuse me also let's leave oh Mark it's on you mark You're not I know I know I know I have no stamina I have no Health if I if he touches me I'm doomed Sir Mr Sir snail sir hello can I get an interview sir action 6 News Joe mama with action 6 News sir he's ignoring we we're good we're good we're good he's giving me nothing all right fine oh how much uh film you got 25 25% I almost just swallowed my soul I'm going to come down here now I'm I'm All appearing monster is fun yeah that's that was good that's neat so maybe go some other direction we want peeking the tunnel yeah sure what was that that was just Mark oh you don't know that I'm going leftly okay uh-huh left oron there's more can I touch this or what happens if I just close Okay like a Tong I don't like that guys yeah what's up what's up wait where do I guys oh where are you oh hello I hi oh no the invisible oh bad where no it was behind us it was down it's oh boy it's down where W's going no it was down over this way where I'm looking right now that way okay let's not go that way let's not do that then um okay let's let's go let's leave you know maybe maybe leave we'll do some filming and post yep we'll CG oh God I hear it behind me I hear it behind me I hear it behind me it's it's fine it's fine just keep going fine we're fine no it's the snail there's just a snail there it was footstep don't worry about it we're fine how do we have any film left 25% all right let's let's get a let's make an exit here all right yeah okay yep uh 3 2 1 you're live uh this is Joe mama reporting for Action new 6 saying uh this has been awful don't come down here and uh all of that stuff especially the invisible one H and uh back to you in the studio Dave thank you I've got nothing to say that's it no yeah no it's they're not here you can't oh they cut off that's not here that's not de I'm sure that'll be a good one only good things happened on that run everything's F sure we'll get 128,000 views yeah no one ever thinks that we fake anything right we don't fake anything especially not our SOS if you know what I mean well yeah yeah what like how you married that model oh there's a lot to unpack in that sense put your camera in yeah what hu the camera want to go sleep why we got to watch this we doing the work of of our work yeah hey uh okay for taser Jesus okay all right I probably shouldn't have that I'm I can't I can't be trusted control yourself let's see how many amazing views we get I'm ready that's what that do there we go there we have it a ball so we can buy one moreall this is field reporter Joe mama reporting to you live from what appears to be a very large tunnel are you hearing that are you picking up that hello oh oh something spooky is coming or you guys see this oh we always have snails snails are shocka shock I know this is Joe Joe M reporting live over the of theck you you're such a good interviewer beinged come back I'm being accosted they're accosting me I'm being accosted oh H this is Joe mama report that's saying this has been awful don't come down here and uh all of that stuff especially the invisible one and and uh back to you in the studio Dave thank you I've got nothing to say that's it no yeah no it's they're not here quity cont views look at that oh my God so good at filming things damn damn our damage is through the roof oh yeah if only You' have filmed us dying twice where you going yeah that's how this work I forgot I forgot we don't sleep up here never go upstairs that's the rule yeah uh okay oh that's good stuff doie that's good content good stuff warning yep cuz the cuz that's what it's called no all right I'm cutting I'm out of film guys I can't make any more content that sucks Owen Wilson hey wait wait wait Mark I think you'll know what to do uh kudos to Pluto it's perfect hey you if you don't get that joke you need to listen to our podcast I'm not wait I'm not recording cuz oh I'm recording okay well Mark use this footage with the podcast talking about podcast yeah mark we got a pod distractable it's hilarious listen to animal noises because apparently that's better than Bob's fridge right guys it is yes it's the best Jesus Christ I didn't know you could do that wait Christ I don't like that oh man an icy Road listen to distractable please yay it's a great podcast okay byewhat happened to me where am I you're on the ceiling a reporter no we need a reporter mic barely made it let me try I cut on Mark's thing and then you just did that what's what's your stance on climate change wao what what sign deal wa interview 20 different monsters with what we can do the damage we can do the damage do we want to do the easy damage or the hard damage very we do both can we sign multiple deals yeah why not oh oh apparently not oh they gave us we got a Fred go it gives you it gives you feet please I just chucked a whole sixer of fret goal let's do it get uh what do you think of uh Angel J oh oh no he's going to go Kaboom I'm not going to I'm oh ouch ouch ouch very ouch oh ouch ouch wait so pain my sweet Jesus help him oh my God what's happening where I can't get in there I'll die come to me come to me circle around yeah Circle round into my arms into my arms into my arms into my you H me I H you you hook me I H you you guys can let's go okay Bob where'd you go where'd you go where'd you go Bob Bob this way oh he's moving oh God this way I'm coming I think this way was wasn't it this way this way this way we're almost out of oxygen oh too I think it was this way yeah stairs stairs I thought you were leading us to our certain death it's your boy I know where we're going Bob getting out of here cuz this drink Fred ball Fred before you say stuff fro see it's yeah I see why you missed my laser death now just so easy to cut didn't you blow all the film on us getting all that damage yeah mostly I thought you would have like just kept recording cuz we were like we were in there for a while we were doing the thing hey you guys want do an outro I got 10% left you two want to do an outro 10% where so much all right what you like two all right guys drink Fred go and if you don't drink Fred go you suck yeah and also I hate you the battery died after and also I think he's the best camera guy we got yep hey you know I'm very stingy with footage isn't the first like 50% not in the Deep I got stingier with footage Z me all right I can't wait for this one first try cuz I'm a great cameraman good work Buddy wait let me see how much damage have we got oh wait we haven't uploaded yet oh yeah okay I'm ready are you doing yeah this is brought to you by Red okay oh red go oh yeah these will hurt you how hard I just chucked a whole sixer of Fred go let's do it yeah what are we doing here oh let's go I'm very clumsy damn there's there's a oh and a trick look up look up look up look up oh that's a good shot that's nice I see I see I see what do you think of Angel really okay all right I'm fine I'm fine I'm fine I'm fine take the I'm sorry I don't know what happened to you I love you it's that was painful that could have hurt what I hug you it's not your fault oh thank you hug oh no going to go I'm not going all right oh my God Watching Death it's your boys way getting out of here cuz this what did you get like two all right guys drink Fred go you FR go you suck and all a man that's great what you get like hey rolling huh look I can shift gears real good real oh oh no oh guys we're kind of boned um oh oh boy well how many videos do we have to do oh okay we might need a lot of damage we might we damage that's it oh boy all right arar arar arar it's the last day my turn I guess yeah I want you to know as bad as my video looked I did get 177,000 views way better than me how much money we got 400 bucks what could we get with gadgets I have Sound Player shock stick that'd be fun hey Bob you want a shock stick if I had to pick I would probably pick Sound Player fair but also if we want other stuff that's cool I'm just defibrillator too so that way if one dies we bring them back I'm assuming there yeah whatever that's not important I'm assuming there will be either a fart or a air horn which I you're the one is fine with me all right is there Vine boom. wve hey you want to carry this since you're probably going to be alive uh sure yeah let me I'll drop the flashlight and there we go all right ready what else do you carry I love that oh you have a hugger don't you yeah I got the hug so I'll be healing and Camera Bob this is the perfect tool for you it's like the best tool you could possibly have we need to have another person Mark Mark what it's a news broadcast that's amazing okay when we get in there I'm going to queue up the camera Wade you're you're the reporter in the field we'll go 3 2 1 and we'll have your intro wait what let's get in there oh oh man Jaz we really do need game show we need that fourth person scary kitchen that's called scary kitchen that's nice oh that's called cool transition now to sports whoa that was pretty that was pretty good L up well I don't think this thing runs out of battery so I'm here oh hell yeah those are all my sounds baby all right I've got the newss do I need to stand near the camera probably so the sound is good uh no he's got the microphone he's good okay so I'll Stand like this yeah actually yeah yeah I'll hold it like this so that the sound really goes into the microphone yeah yeah all right we're going to make a great movie guys all right are we ready we ready yeah yeah we're ready oh yeah okay are you ready I Wells Fargo I'm Wells Fargo here with content news breaking now there are monsters a foot let's go find them didn't quite catch the sound but it's cool uh we'll get we'll fix it in post what how did you oh you can wow oh I got big hops all right I'm going to get some shut up it's true all right jump down what's that what's what did you hear the Roar no I I no I actually don't oh my God I heard a really loud scary oh oh it's down there whoa my God what the freak is that don't push me oh don't go down there is it coming all right wait oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh where did you come from oh hold on I got to get out of here I got to get out of here I what do you have to say why are there so many spells where are you planning on taking over more at five okay okay okay all right I'm backing up let me let me get a distance Long Shot okay oh my God look at the wall what the hell what wall what wall there were snails the snails went into the wall oh weird I've never seen such a beast before I've never either hi uh I'm looking for more information about what you're doing here do you have any comment why the increased birth rates what are you populating for oh my God they're on the wall they're everywhere what are you populating for you new baby why did you burst wa are you real there's so many snails all over the walls they're everywhere Wow Let's go down there anyone need a hug uh-oh no oh oh oh God what are you what are you doing projectiles oh no oh man that's nuts that's nuts that's nuts that's nuts that's nuts guys is that is that you dead on the ground over there is that you dead on the ground okay all right okay okay okay I got him I got him I got him I got him got him okay hello you're alive run run immediately now oh my god did I get you oh my God oh my God are you both here I can't hear you anymore I think something must have bugged that's true there are a lot of monsters what hello I can't hear you hug him hug him hug him wait there's something outside what do you mean look oh my God there is excuse me oh no I'm Wells Fargo with the 5:00 news hi I'm out of film can you tell me I'm out of film oh drillman uh I'm out of film guys I'm out of film oh good we got to go get your stuff Mark I need a hug okay all right I got you come here don't run away from me why why are you running away I'm coming back I still want to get we got to get Bob stuff we got Bob stuff real quick all right I how you saw how many snails were down there he's going in W okay oh my goodness my God that was close is he okay he's fine okay good all right let's go he said yes I'm fine annoyed cuz you can't hear him okay it's fine I think we hopped in the window back here right yeah yeah yeah something big something big run run run jump through Bob Bob yes yes he's making it oh my God yeah Bob said we could have interviewed the 20 monsters I don't know if you heard that Mark but he was right yeah that that would have been perfect for it yeah that really would have been perfect for it but I think you'll be happy with what we got it's going to be it's going to be awesome yes Bob I agree Mark ah there you are Mark Mark Bob said oh good everything fine and Mark you said oh yes Bob I agree man that was wild what the hell that was nuts you should see the footage I got that was that was sick I've never seen a snail spitting worm before yeah that was a new combination of things Wells Fargo I'm Wells Fargo here with content news breaking now there are monsters of foot let's go find them up it's true all right jump down what's what did you hear the roar no I I oh my God what the freak is this don't push me oh don't go down there all right wait time to shine excuse me you rolling you rolling excuse me Mr giant guy hey why are there so many snails where are you planning on taking over more at five why the increased birth rates what are you populating for oh what are you populating for crazy what the can you grab me all over the walls they're everywhere oh projectiles oh no waa look at the comments Jesus Christ upside down stale yeah it it was so crazy dud the views are popping off we got all the views we needed in one day damn yeah wait where do you see the views how many views do we have excuse me and then one last thing I didn't get it attacking but it was definitely there I'm Wells Faro what a dumb name I picked hey guys good news we took oh wait we don't see we don't see it yet right I don't know no we saw it I think we I think that's it we didn't take a lot of dam oh man this is why I want to get like a fourth person to like have some other gadgets it's really you make some cool we need more gear yeah this is honestly mark this is a way better State than it was in last time I played it yeah this is with the new stuff this is very very funny it's better I like it I'm I'm into this this is super fun it's like real life making content yeah 150 toally die here oh we could get Ethan in here there's a backflip emote could be like the the original meeting of him we have 150 MC it's 1,200 for the podcast thing stop what can we buy what bit can we do yeah what could we do 690 bucks we can buy a lot of stuff like we could get The Clapper what's the goo ball I don't know I don't know what the rescue Hook is either I mean there's the shock stick we could shock something yeah why don't you get the shock stick and the goo ball and we'll try those two things uh who wants the microphone it's over here if anyone wants it uh Bob do you like the sound recorder you want to try the microphone um someone else could do this I'll try the mic yeah I'll I'll take the sound where where's the mic at it's around the corner yeah all right we have a whole bunch of stuff here oh wow yeah well we have double Huggers I'm going to I think I'm actually going to ditch my flashlight and I will something else yeah it's actually not that dark in there what is whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa oh oh oh oh I see that's what that do well there we go there we have it a goo ball so we can buy one more goo ball interesting interesting I recorded it just in case it's good nice nice ah does that have oh does that have limited use oh it's got a battery so we recharge it okay good that took it below 50% so I think you get like three or four uses oh my God okay you guys want to hold the shock stick you want me to carry it I got the defibrillator which is like the same thing right well one he you one are you wait oh here let me see let me see what happens when I defibr uh and your not dead just obnoxious noises um no you want me to hold the defibrillator so you can shock stick Mark no yeah you want the you want the fun boy no no it's fine I got this ready Bob Bob shock him again rolling oh oh now yeah oh my God ultimate power he sco he scooted away from my ultimate Power Tower so but I didn't wow all right let's hop in I'm ready make sure you make good use of scary kitchen okay okay yeah yeah yeah where the hell are we in a tunnel yeah nice it would appear so get an establishing shot okay establishing shot okay yeah yeah uh one you want a microphone rolling in 3 two 1 this is field reporter Joe mama reporting to you live from what appears to be a very large tunnel are you hearing that are you picking up that hello oh oh something spooky is coming or I can't or maybe a train I caught after something spooky is coming good enough excellent we're at 60% how the did that happen he record oh right right right of course yeah hey I see like lights that are colorful over there is that blue in the distance yeah it's blue this is completely new area I've never seen before I'm going I don't know how the hell we're going to find our way back I'm good with directions oh my what the hell oh well that looks do you guys see this guys yeah where are you I'm above you how'd you get above us you see this blue this blue crap on the top of the tunnel yeah what is that I don't know I filmed it okay where's the tunnel go oh how do you get Up's that yeah there's more up if you go around you can climb the boxes up here do you want me to come with you or do you want to come up here we're going to go up there right here maybe oh I see I heard something big and loud in that tunnel nah I don't think so okay follow the South with my clacking ooh ooh ooh we got a snail oh we always have snails snails are boring shock them shock them nice Jo Joe mama reporting live over the corpse of the oh God damn it you God you shot me why God like I was saying uh reporting live over the corpse of this dead down all right well the taser all used up apparently that's not ideal all right oh my God interesting I'm being accosted come back I'm being accosted they're accosting me I'm being accosted oh that's not good fine boom not well oh hey wait I we got some defilers I don't have Mark had the defat got it we got lower the snail off of them I got him no I don't sir sir how are you oh my god oh sir oh boy oh wait I think maybe run hey man I'm going to die hold on oh boy where is he you stay away from me oh hey how's it going no yeah let's go and anyway also excuse me also let's leave oh Mark it's on you mark You're not I know I know I know I have no stamina I have no Health if I if he touches me I'm doomed Sir Mr Sir snail sir hello can I get an interview sir action 6 News Joe mama with action 6 News sir he's ignoring we we're good we're good we're good he's giving me nothing all right fine oh how much uh film you got 25 25% I almost just swallowed my soul I'm going to come down here now I'm I'm All appearing monster is fun yeah that's that was good that's neat so maybe go some other direction we want peeking the tunnel yeah sure what was that that was just Mark oh you don't know that I'm going leftly okay uh-huh left oron there's more can I touch this or what happens if I just close Okay like a Tong I don't like that guys yeah what's up what's up wait where do I guys oh where are you oh hello I hi oh no the invisible oh bad where no it was behind us it was down it's oh boy it's down where W's going no it was down over this way where I'm looking right now that way okay let's not go that way let's not do that then um okay let's let's go let's leave you know maybe maybe leave we'll do some filming and post yep we'll CG oh God I hear it behind me I hear it behind me I hear it behind me it's it's fine it's fine just keep going fine we're fine no it's the snail there's just a snail there it was footstep don't worry about it we're fine how do we have any film left 25% all right let's let's get a let's make an exit here all right yeah okay yep uh 3 2 1 you're live uh this is Joe mama reporting for Action new 6 saying uh this has been awful don't come down here and uh all of that stuff especially the invisible one H and uh back to you in the studio Dave thank you I've got nothing to say that's it no yeah no it's they're not here you can't oh they cut off that's not here that's not de I'm sure that'll be a good one only good things happened on that run everything's F sure we'll get 128,000 views yeah no one ever thinks that we fake anything right we don't fake anything especially not our SOS if you know what I mean well yeah yeah what like how you married that model oh there's a lot to unpack in that sense put your camera in yeah what hu the camera want to go sleep why we got to watch this we doing the work of of our work yeah hey uh okay for taser Jesus okay all right I probably shouldn't have that I'm I can't I can't be trusted control yourself let's see how many amazing views we get I'm ready that's what that do there we go there we have it a ball so we can buy one moreall this is field reporter Joe mama reporting to you live from what appears to be a very large tunnel are you hearing that are you picking up that hello oh oh something spooky is coming or you guys see this oh we always have snails snails are shocka shock I know this is Joe Joe M reporting live over the of theck you you're such a good interviewer beinged come back I'm being accosted they're accosting me I'm being accosted oh H this is Joe mama report that's saying this has been awful don't come down here and uh all of that stuff especially the invisible one and and uh back to you in the studio Dave thank you I've got nothing to say that's it no yeah no it's they're not here quity cont views look at that oh my God so good at filming things damn damn our damage is through the roof oh yeah if only You' have filmed us dying twice where you going yeah that's how this work I forgot I forgot we don't sleep up here never go upstairs that's the rule yeah uh okay oh that's good stuff doie that's good content good stuff warning yep cuz the cuz that's what it's called no all right I'm cutting I'm out of film guys I can't make any more content that sucks Owen Wilson hey wait wait wait Mark I think you'll know what to do uh kudos to Pluto it's perfect hey you if you don't get that joke you need to listen to our podcast I'm not wait I'm not recording cuz oh I'm recording okay well Mark use this footage with the podcast talking about podcast yeah mark we got a pod distractable it's hilarious listen to animal noises because apparently that's better than Bob's fridge right guys it is yes it's the best Jesus Christ I didn't know you could do that wait Christ I don't like that oh man an icy Road listen to distractable please yay it's a great podcast okay bye\n"