They Broke Their Van, This Was Their Plan B _ Gordon, Gino and Fred's Christmas Road Trip
Transcribing Through the Snow: An Unforgettable Saffron Harvest Experience
As we dash through the snow in our one horse open sleigh, I can't help but feel a sense of luck and wonder. We're surrounded by fields of golden-hued saffron, and I'm grateful to be here in the middle of this harvest season. The red light on our van's dashboard is flashing, but it goes off again, giving us a respite from its frantic warnings. "Relax," my friend says with a chuckle. "We're exactly where we need to be."
For those who don't know, saffron is the world's most expensive spice, and I'm honored to be experiencing its harvest firsthand. My wife recently purchased an item at auction for charity – a stunning golden statue of Madonna – which she estimated cost around $3,700. "It comes in a transparent box in a nice frame," she said with a smile. The statue is about as long as my arm and has a color that's reminiscent of blonde hair.
As we make our way to the Valley in the foothills of the Atlas Mountains, I'm reminded of the statue's peculiar history. "Red lights come on now, stop, don't go in the ditch," my friend says, laughing at the absurdity of it all. We manage to get the van started and continue our journey, which promises to be a long and winding one.
We're finally arriving at the site of the saffron harvest, and I can barely contain my excitement. My friend turns to me with a mischievous grin and says, "I want to look at you too." He's been driving recklessly, but I'm not sure why – perhaps he just hates hanging around? The Italian Jing is playing in the background, adding to the festive atmosphere.
As we step out of the van, my friend greets a man with a donkey, who introduces himself as Gino. We chat with him for a moment before deciding to head off down a nearby path. "Can we then left?" my friend asks, and Gino nods in agreement. As we walk, I notice three chickens pecking at the ground nearby.
Suddenly, Sligh bells start ringing out, filling the air with their melodic sound. We hear the distant clucking of chickens and the soft bleating of goats. It's a moment that feels like stepping back into history – an experience that transports me to ancient times. As we approach Jerusalem, my friend says, "Come Ona slide come to Jerusalem to celebrate Christmas with me." The air is filled with joy and camaraderie.
As I reflect on our journey so far, I'm reminded of the origins of the word "saffron." It comes from the Arabic zafan, which means yellow. Some people believe that saffron has stimulating properties, particularly for individuals with Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD). My friend jokingly claims to have put saffron in his coffin – a humorous aside that adds to the lighthearted atmosphere of our adventure.
The van finally stops, and we realize we've been driving for far longer than expected. But as I look around at the breathtaking landscape before us, I'm grateful for this unexpected detour. We're together, surrounded by nature's beauty, and nothing else matters. In a way, I'm happy that the van broke down – it's allowed us to experience something truly unique.
As we continue our journey through the Valley, I'm filled with wonder at the majesty of saffron. It can only be picked for three weeks every year, making it an exclusive and highly sought-after spice. For those who are hyperactive or have ADD, some believe that saffron can provide a stimulating effect – though my friend's claim about putting it in his coffin remains unclear.
As we make our way through the fields, I'm struck by the golden hue of the saffron. It's a color that's hard to describe but evokes feelings of warmth and sunshine. We're surrounded by this beautiful spice, and I feel grateful for the opportunity to experience its harvest firsthand.
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