CALLING the MARAUDER a CHUMP RIGHT to his BIG DUMB FACE _ DOOM Eternal - Part 5

The Joys of Gaming: A Relaxed Exploration of Challenges and Triumphs

Those I did open this so how do I open those is the question oh and this will not let me climb on that so it's definitely not that so how do I get to it okay there's a there's something there how do I get there I'll come back for this one ah okay well I don't need anyone to believe because it doesn't really matter if they do or not I'm still gonna kick ass what are these oh these are escape pods okay so if I don't do this I bet that would like get me huge guts great for ripping and tearing it alright so there's got to be a way I have to figure this out because if I don't do this I'm not gonna get this Slayer gate and then I'm not gonna yeah alright but they're cool then I'm not gonna get the unmake er so I have to get this oh this oh it's a freaking button that was right there that I could have pressed at any time but I didn't because I'm dumb ah that makes things so much easier yeah of course and then there she is just right there and then you know what the souther secret I could have gotten it's a push of a button here I was trying to Wow yeah now that didn't vote for me but now I can do the thing yay I'm ready I'm gonna use my big gun mm-hmm oh my Oh a marauder now that's an interesting challenge alright okay okay alright so I want to mop up everything else before I start working on him oh he's persistent oh he really what are you woah what was that what was that thing you're there but what was that other thing what is oh hey hi alright your maker drones oh hi whoa hey whoa oh oh oh easy zzzzz easy buddy okay got oh I'm stuck I'm getting stuck on stuff I don't want to do that it's not my thing Oh what you killed me but the other one went down like nobody's business come on all right ah stop it oh my god oh there we go headbutt you out of existence how were you out no no no the stupid dog stupid dog you make me look bad this guy is just a straight-up shotgun battle I know it the only thing that I feel right of fighting him as just the shotgun are you that come on tell me give me come on USAC so it's like every time I stagger him that these guys spun like a bunch of dick holes what you doing what you doing what you miss me you wanna kiss me that took all of my gas but I needed it for the bullets oh yeah buddy yeah come on ah miss me good you are not gonna kiss me I don't care how much you want it well hi thanks for getting in the middle of my fight oh oh you suck oh god he killed himself oh you scrub oh you got to uh fights not over oh you killed yourself oh you got stuck in the ceiling you I win I won t time baby oh alright hey wait I got a I actually got a concentrate because I don't lose at this point after that amazing amazing finish oh oh you also I'm stuck oh my god this is the greatest day of my life this is the greatest day mothers officially the greatest day in my life give me through that portal baby whoa Nellie oh I love it I love it I love it this is my favorite favorite thing favorite thing ever favorite thing I'm coming for you from downtown oh yeah oh oh no your throat I love the super shotgun I could use it all day and never grow tired of it it is the best weapon in the game by far a million ways from Sunday it is the best thank you you got froze oh no what a match what an amateur I was about to say what amateur what I never noticed wha bye-bye bye-bye hmm that that was fun not gonna lie that might have been the most fun one yet the frickin Marauder got stuck and died like a scrub like a scrub like the scrubby scrub in the history of scrub 'dom he got stuck in rage quitted that's what I think happened there he just couldn't help himself and he rage quitted I think that's a great point to end this episode on

The Importance of Mastering the Super Shotgun

Mastering the super shotgun has been a game-changer for me in this game. The mobility it provides is incredible, and I feel like I can take on anything with it. From the moment I started using it, I knew it was going to be a key part of my strategy. The way it glides across the map, taking out enemies with ease, has been truly satisfying. I've used it to mop up everything else before focusing on the main challenge, and it's paid off in spades.

The Persistence of Enemies

One of the most impressive things about this game is how persistent its enemies are. They will stop at nothing to take me down, and it's clear that they have a lot of tricks up their sleeve. I've been stuck on certain areas for far too long, trying to figure out why I'm not being able to progress. But with the super shotgun by my side, I feel like I can overcome anything. The satisfaction of taking down even the toughest enemies is unparalleled.

A Game of Cat and Mouse

I've found myself in a game of cat and mouse more often than I care to admit. Enemies will appear out of nowhere, trying to take me down before I can even react. But with the super shotgun, I feel like I'm always one step ahead. The way it spins around, taking out enemies left and right, is mesmerizing. And when I finally manage to take down an enemy, there's a sense of satisfaction that's hard to match.

A Final Word

All in all, this game has been a wild ride. From the moment I started playing, I knew I was in for something special. The challenges have been tough, but with the super shotgun by my side, I feel like I can take on anything. If you're looking for a game that will keep you on the edge of your seat, look no further. This game is not for the faint of heart, but trust me when I say it's worth it.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enhello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to do maternal there's some dudes in need of being purged right here wouldn't you know it it's awful funny oh hey did I get it well I bet I got it no I didn't get it oh I got it on my way to being sticky bomb master but I'm not there yet get out of my way I need to get this guy yeah choo whoa what missed you there we go ah that sucks for you whoa hello where did you come from wow I see you sneaky beaky I'm out of ammo yep got you with a grenade launcher alright you you you you forget whoa nope you go down fall down fall down there we go all right Mike who else wants to tangu no one I had all this room to play with I didn't even move around not that I needed to I was doing fine by myself Ice Arena though that they made here all right big beefy guns look like they need to be big be fully fired now how do I get over there hmm am i stupid ah ah come on it looks like oh portal we're playing portal now well oh shoot okay we played portal easy enough for me man this UAC if they hadn't been so evil maybe they could have done some good you'd think that Samuel Hadden being the head of the UAC would have noticed that his entire organization was being crafted from within but apparently not oh well too bad for him he's only a robot it's not like he's human or anything oh yes oh I thought it was just gonna be a button whoa you mean I don't actually get to shoot it I just get to watch it be shot but that's not the same but that's not the same guys guys developers you not only didn't let me act like I was shooting it from the perspective but you didn't let me press the button let me shoot a big gun you want a wasted opportunity I know it's just a shoot a tentacle but let me do that and why cut away to a third-person perspective when I would have seen it with my own eyes right then and there it's the first time I have a legitimate complaint in this game that probably will have more but come on now what's wrong with you I guess I'll leave then oh well just gonna be sad for a bit that I didn't get to do that now maybe you guys should focus on what's important like being dead there you go sorry about them now you're all dead hello I see you join you turned around man sorry bub very unfortunate for you something tells me that they don't mind tainted ground considering their ground is primarily made of taints elevator I can't move why am i stuck in the elevator why are they freezing me in place on some things that doesn't make sense like an elevator why would oh really that's how it's gonna be huh hey oh that was not I thought I had the super shotgun apparently I did not all right hello the return of dr. Samuel Aidan okay this should be interesting the destruction of the argent well spring on Mars meant chaos for planet Earth following the loss of communication between Earth and Mars based facilities the collapse of the arts independent energy grid consume the planet in crisis it was during this time that UAC director Samuel Hayden suddenly resurfaced on earth before the a in Council wielding that which might offer salvation to mankind the crucible after recounting the events that had transpired on the Red Planet Hayden agreed to cooperate with the a.n providing access to various UAC facilities on earth and by extension the full range of technologies and its disposal paramount among these was the crucible the last remaining source of origin energy in existence well I mean there seems to be a lot floating around in demon form right now why don't you just pluck that out of this guy seems that depending on making your entire energy system dependent on one source of energy may not have been the wisest of decisions maybe doom boy here was right maybe you should have been wise to his ways now how about you stop in your tracks there buddy boom boom be really not that you're so so strong from the front um I shouldn't have wasted that question I knew it you trick me let's get down to business come on there it is there it is boom pieces go everywhere pieces go come on ma what is this Oh what did I get oh wait I should be using this by far I should ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh overheated that's that thing hasn't overheating I didn't know that that's what that was oh I don't have unlimited anymore get out of my way these get out of my way No what the hell just happened whoop it stopped me in my tracks boum boum boum sorry about you you lost your ear head privileges nice whoa oh yeah but you need a blood punch don't you well you're already dead never mind blood punch over anyone else that all where he was he just providing a hole in the ground for me to go and do seems like that was the case but there is also a goodie over here hello alright how many more of these do I possibly need yeah good enough equipment I mean that could be good for me to get more flame belch stuff which is always good I suppose now the question is where is Sammy boy where is the Sam ster said he's just a husk of his former self so where is he hi oh really gonna shove me into that are you oh god oh god how many of y'all got I'm stuck I'm stuck no not today boom okay we're fine II there's a bit of a challenge when I'm not able to move at all I get it I get what you're going for oh no here we go Oh No listen you big boys you need to tone it down bonk big big boy is a big big dead how do I get up out of here can I climb on this thing this sure does seem like something that like Mario Super Mario World style would be able to climb upon but apparently I cannot I don't think this is doing anything but it feels good because otherwise I got nothing to live for boom oh thanks thanks thank you perfect exactly what I was hoping for excellent love it go incus now nothing else there all right moving on hi buds thank you they died so quick I can't even glory kill them for your need your poor knee die bud alright let's do this Sammy Sam sir why do they lock me off in the elevator uh huh at least like some freedom please yes yes nice feeling it feeling good okay so there's a lock door back there down on up since you're how to open it maybe through here hello could that do what I think it might have done yes it did hi well this looks fun what's here the return of dr. Samuel Hayden well this looks that looks like some kind of religious iconography there methinks this Samuel Hayden might have some kind of an ego about him all right whatever believing it possible to solve the energy crisis which now devastated the planet dr. Hayden saw to invent a method of argent synthesis a synthetic replication of that could recreate the high yield capability of origin energy with the destruction of the Arts and energy across the solar system all that remain of origin existed now within the crucible the fabled hell artifact which dr. Hayden had acquired on Mars knowing full well the crucibles hidden powered Samuel devised a method to utilize the artifact it's an argent conductor a process that would in time produce the miracle of synthetic man-made arch and energy restoring the production of argent energy to earth Hayden became a mythical figure among Earth's survivors in no small part due to his abnormal physical condition having returned to earth when most saw a means to escape bringing with him the crucible that would grant the people a second chance at survival for the common person he had become the stuff of legends seems awfully convenient and I still don't trust him very much seems like he's up to no good hmm pick up 20 extra lives total and a single saves lon well is that all it takes god I really got to use my big blaster some more which I'm going to now but I've still got to use it more quad machine love it all right what do we got Wow sorry but you get blasted oh oh oh oh oh you're gonna take too long never mind too quick do not shoot uh looks like someone shot I don't know what that's from is this a reference to something this is the first time I've seen graffiti on here hmm maybe maybe like something from Dhoom 3 or dead space or something like that or maybe it's not a reference to anything at all maybe it's just something to someone wrote either way time to go hmm let me guess another elevator I'm gonna be locked in and a gun I'm not gonna be able to fire it sure would have been fun to be able to fire it sure would have been great what was that down there what did I see okay seem to be bypassing a lot of the levels that I would like to go to all right sure let's not fire this locked sure looks locked override successful okay thanks now is super satisfied I like how that helicopters blades turned into limp dicks every time a helicopter crashes it just becomes limp dick no sustainability in the structural integrity of those they just follow the pieces yep just like that all right I'm down and also I'm locked in place here I can't move why can't I move I don't know I don't know whoever designed these turrets wasn't thinking about the players game experience they do do doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo oh never mind who's a shrine to my greatness thank you thank you very much really appreciate that that's very nice of you oh all right never mind hello really really thank you thank you thank you anyone else all right cool I'm not locked in there with you oh you're a big you're a big boy let me uh never mind he's gone hey anything in here I can press No all right carrying on my way then that looks fun point lover man how many of these do you take Oh y'all done oh dude guys I'm at full health I'm waiting for more that's all you're gonna give me just those dudes really you're not gonna oh there we go that's what I'm talking about oh sorry your guns they go a couple and you go kaboom afterwards oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah whoo yo yo yo oh this guy's real good about getting me on those those seem way too accurate for their own good did you just make me waste my blood punch overkill for you sir point is that all more more please sir may I have some more oh hi I was open for more enemies but I guess it's coin oh there's a secret up there there's a log I feel like this is a good opportunity was actually doom if my family tree deviated a little bit a little bit more than it did or take a different path my last name would literally be doomed spell do om take that for what you will it's literally meaningless but I'm taking some pride in that my great-grandmother's name was commonly known as mamma doom and her meatloaf recipe is great I still cook it to this day very very good meatloaf hey I'm here again did they really call them the mortally tuned pop we actually like the the the sniper a little better but I am out of I am out of a lot of goodies can i hey thank you thank you hey thanks for that sweet good timing my friend good hey you ain't come over here oh there is that a quad damage I see yes please okay wait what what mmm that was not supposed to go that way yes thank you why do they call it onslaught pretty sure it's just quad damage hello is anybody here have I gotten like all the secrets I've been doing damn good on finding these things damn good let me tell you okay tell me more about how great I am our salvation Thank You strength so do they fall in numbers the priests command the armies to the north and south but he controls the fight oh yeah that I have faith the Slayer is the spear that stabs at the heart of our attackers and those that would seek to harm us should feel warned dominant life-form in this universe and it carries a steel barreled sword of vengeance destroy the Slayers time is now okay getting a little cringy now you know it's starting to become too reverent you know the praise is nice don't get me wrong love the praise praise is great praise real cool but uh yeah he's starting to become like a super fan and it's getting a little much you know I just think maybe you should tone it down a little bit you know tone it down just for your own good for both of our goods for everyone's goods just tone it down okay cool we good cool thanks if you're still alive if you get super clingy I'm gonna have to peace out you know how it is life it's about the road it can't can't can't be hanging about too long am I not going in oh I gotta push the button I actually get to push a button this time laboratory facility yes well that doesn't sound good oh hi my god hi thanks my big meaty claws cool uh I'll be I'll be going he hoped sorry and I dr. Hayden are you up here emergency protocols have been activated please exit the facility now hi well well well we uh we don't know how to access his main cortex it's all alien we couldn't figure it out we have to prepare from here careful yeah let me show you how careful is well he's a robot I think he'll be fine laboratory oh hi hey baby are you doing look I have beaten you before I took the hard road to get to BCU and I have been waiting for this moment no no no no no no no no no no no oh yeah no I don't think so uh-huh all right cool yeah no III know all about this dude now dude I am so about destroying this dude in a million ways no thank you hi I don't need any of that can you woo why is he so close get back get back get back get back he's he really wants to be all up on me come huh come on what are you doing hi what are you doing are you doing miss bear now you got to kiss me come on shotgun ease shotgun you think you you think you can toe-to-toe with me the answer is that maybe you know what do I get what do I get what do I got woo everybody hey baby we got we got what you got what you got huh what you got what are you what are you oh missed ya Eve's alright we're doing this oh yeah we're doing this baby we're doing this honk I didn't even get to savor it it was too fast didn't get to savor it Oh didn't even get to taste it you know I'm taking that one off you know I don't even want to do glory kills faster I'll just do them farther away because I don't need them faster to be perfectly honest give me back home baby mmm oh it feels good Wow Oh ch a legit I never do the challenges cuz they never read what they are overload a shield to kill six demons I wasn't paying attention there weren't that many yeah it's fine I got all the goodies and that's what really matters at the end of the day mmm-hmm that feels nice I whatever I don't care about the rewards when he's experienced I'm getting the experience in my skills right in my fingers that's where the experience that really counts goes everyone knows this I'm I'm pretty good at that Sam wake up Sam architecture is similar to a zone finally I sand the car the only functional Slipgate to set my crime is in the core of Mars in the lost city of the death I have marked its location for you but getting there will take time there is no easy way to access the are you telling me I'm pretty sure I can man dude I am pretty sure I can my boy my man look I'm about to shoot this that's what I'm about to do so I hope you're ready for that what is that right there what do we have here is this what some might call a secret there's something down there there's something right down there no no no there's something down there there's something down there it's right there which way would you like me to go for it is there a way to get down there for me yes there is okay so I gotta go here to get that I don't need this outfit I don't but I spy a secret I want to get a piece of that wasting to Sentinel batters do this I wish I could pull them out I can't I just reuse them keep this door open forever yep that's nice a classic thanks for the lighting my bros my dudes and then down here hi how you doing earth okay found that okay time to put another key in the slot hey baby don't worry I'm coming for you I'll see you in a bit I will see you baby I was used to baby baby on Maker I will be there for you very soon who's talking about me and has retrieved his remains we do not know why unnamed sources inside the organization claim the dr. Hayden anticipated the Slayers arrival we can only hope that this is true and that the resistance can continue well you'd be right about that that is absolutely 100% true I me and Sammy boy we go way way back we go way back actually let me use some of my points here going okay suit ah ba ba ba Oh - refilled on glucose that's actually gonna be useful for Cacodemons that makes sense then whatever this is sure whatever who cares all right let's do this with the help of Samuel Hayden the final help priest has been located on Sentinel Prime a city from your past the only known path to this now Kirsten places through the dimensional gateway hidden in the core of Mars where in the lost city of head Beth resides the journey there will take you time you can't afford to waste a dilemma which calls for a more direct approach I remember the BFG 10,000 wasn't that from the first game I remember firing something gigantically huge I do remember that very specifically that was death this this seems very wait this this this is familiar where was this did I play this thanks buddy hey y'all stay classy now I distinctly remember this was this like an early access thing hi mind if I take this Thanks thanks buddy yeah wait I remember doing this why do I remember doing this shoot a hole in Mars oh yes I love it the power source of the BFG uh-huh why you're gonna say why hi bye bye guys can you point me in the direction that I need to go I can't seem to find it I'm a little lost bow hi bye bye bye hmm don't seem to be anybody here that can help me find my way hello I know you've got to stay alive a little longer than that hello thank you can you point me in the direction of the BFG no thank you all right cool priests thanks for nothing I guess I think I remember this being like some kind of early access thing but I can't remember cuz I know that I physically have fired the BFG hey how you doing can I get some pchew oh I wanna kill her I wanna kill them want to kill them they're all dead do I need another room how many rooms do I need two more what's the point what is even the point only people that are scrubs need to actually slow down time all right oh my god through the pipes is it now huh blood Bunch baby blood punch did I get with the employed punched there you go buddy eat your medicine sure is firing a lot nice um secret secrets doesn't seem to be many secrets I think this is just trying to get me to move quickly through this area and get done although there's something up there I saw secret hi bud hey bud hey listen am just dead hi listen can you oh whoops meant to hit you with that thank you dooba damnit sure I'll take it out what hit me and wha-ho where'd you come from buddy listen pal pal pal well I'm stuck what am I stuck on Wow why my son nope nope yeah I'm so slow I'm so slow give me something to shoot you are coming with now garbage what done who knows I was trying to get down uh-huh what about it and these are a lot of many BFG guns going off what are they shooting at exactly because I don't exactly see anything coming in what are you shooting at what the hell is it shooting at is there supposed to be like an invasion ship in the sky or something why are they just arbitrarily shooting from the space is that accurate to what the Sun would be at this distance what are you shooting at what is what are you shooting at okay there's a sentinel battery somewhere over here where would you be aha ah ah I see okay maybe oh that's not it oh come on that's so it you know it's it you know that was it you know it knows it knows that was it don't make me feel silly okay am I supposed to go down the maintenance sense because that's what's oh my god it is oh come on I thought he was gonna be hidden not in plain sight uh it was hidden in plain sight hidden in all right okay anyway BFG core sure oh yeah this seems like the kind of thing that I should just start punching at random Oh energy fuse gone all the control systems for this destroyed weapon destabilized never gonna be the same again by so now that I got the map there's something up here something tells me that this was like designed to be one of the earliest levels and it was only after the fact that they put it at this point in the game because it feels like something that's kind of an introductory experience almost you know but it was amped up in post to be a bit tougher cuz I remember this being like an early thing I bet you I bet in the original design you did not get the floating base that you have until later in the game that was probably the original design I would be willing to bet money on that and you had to break in to Mars to get it in the first place that must have been it alright codex what did I get automap no I got a codex of some kind what did I get what was the codex it didn't even say bow BFG 1000 oh yes literally using technology to drive from the BFG 9000 the design plan called for a massive particle cannon to be built on the orbiting moon the BFG 10,000 the largest man-made weapon at platform ever conceived wields enough firepower to defend against even the most officiated of capital great FTL cruisers in existence or against the eventual potentiality of a space bound demonic threat which I don't see the sky seems to be very empty of those this such things wet war dead oh hi when did you get behind me oh I need us I need a cutscene for a ladder like to see him try what hi what's up me and my classic armor yeah a damn because this does seem very introductory it's got all these other humans that are like holy oh please let me actually shoot this thing please let me actually shoot it I need you to tell me that I can actually oh my god oh my god really I just pull it out and there's the BFG what a missed opportunity just let me do it you gotta just let me do it I'm so sad what's fascinating is this is a very tight level it's very tightly designed but at the same time it's just like God why did you not let me aim and fire it oh this is like I wanted I know it looked like I did but because I didn't have the clicky of it it didn't feel like I did it is such a disconnect such a missed opportunity there it is so simple it's so simple let me shoot Mars if you're gonna put me in charge of a gun that's gonna shoot Mars let me shoot Mars hi I'm having a moment go away all right I'm over it I'm over it I'm over it Wow see I would have loved to know that I did that that is gonna mess up Mars for a long time well you know one way to terraform Mars is just a new kit so uh yeah that that happened all right cool let's go to Mars then this is odd it does feel whoa okay dead space damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn facilities down to the Mars ah huh damn damn damn that's cool damn if only I had been the one to hold the trigger I mean this is don't get me right this is super cool I'm just like oh come on guys please oh really not me oh it's just one of the things I'm doing but ah ah but that would have been really Oh ooh this does seem like first level spectacle that they were probably going I've wondered cuz cuz they delayed the game right you know they delayed the game probably for some redesigns and probably to redo some things I need to get that mastery whatever this is precision Bowl master I don't know what to do stop who's controlling you how do we shut you up there better be something in this game that shuts that person up or that computer program up because that that's just a bit much okay where am I going here what am i doing oh you still firing there buddy boo who's firing you what's firing you how are you still firing who's in control oh you guys are empowered where is the totem I don't see it it was also another way to go around there let me go there first it seems like there might be something over there locked of course it is okay I'm coming to fight here I am bump okay cool where is this totem oh my god you guys are not just what the hell with your undulating sonic rings of doom what the hell was that my goodness these where's oh there it is God how did I miss that the one place I didn't go in this whole endeavor alright now you guys met when their totem dup they move a million miles an hour it is no joke alright now they got mad at that a little alright good yeah down I go hello what's down here something fun I imagine what's over here pretty pretty pretty pretty very pretty calm oh that's a whole lot of nothing all right I'm doing good see you thank you big priest victory victory oh and then we got this thing let me get my are bolused ready little overkill well they did it I'm the best go I thought it was gonna be a butthole all right is that everything down there probably doodle-ooh doodle-ooh i OC Oh with suddenly I'm locked off in an elevator again so strange hello oh you thought I'd miss you no no no that's cute that's cute those toys are pretty cute I gotta go back and get the rest of the toys cuz it is kind of fun how are you still getting ammo everything is destroyed what are you shooting at I really want to know what what do you think you're shooting at oh you're shooting de bris Oh interesting Oh interesting damn it's just going for it alright cool good for you cannon operation be generous ok see I like a nose was like that more than just the Slayers no piece of you know just like really really like seriously taking it seriously the ridiculousness of it I like those announcements those are good cuz that's what it would be it'd be like corporate motivational slogans but uh D modified you know what I mean hmm I think I got everything here yeah pretty much or I'm coming for you baby with my sweet teleporter I'm gonna teleport I'm gonna tell oh my god oh my god really oh my god yes I love this this this I've seen this where have I seen this there must have been a redesign of the game oh my god how that shoot me in a space that's Indiana Jones level of surviving the nuke and a fridge there's no way that's so ridiculous I love it God but that's borderline too much that's really close I don't know I love it I still love it it's but that's close so that's pretty close oh but I loved it but man come on guys your skirt in the line there but I love it you're lucky I love it but hey watch yourself but man that was awesome that was really cool but really stupid if you think about it but really yeah quite dumb quite dumb very very dumb but cool ah damn I miss your gun but dumb but dumb dumb cool thank you where am I going I might even go on the right way I have no idea anymore hi hi oh how do I get up there hi hi that's a waste of bullets damn it missed wouldn't be a waste of bullets if I didn't miss up up up up up up up thank you thank you nice coins okay there's something up yonder way whoop whoa doom 64 intro you say hope and hope and a hope BAM love it hi hello everybody my name is markiplier well I'm here to destroy you now please do not resist this is for your own good uh how do I get to you now well that's a puzzle am I missing something oh I'm in the wrong place am I in the wrong place how do they end up going the wrong foot the wrong way wait what what happened whoa oh oh I just need to drop down Oh God that threw me for a loop that's a big football hole oh you mean that didn't do anything I thought I was gonna kill somebody okay all right boom portal where am I going I'm up here now where all right cool or really what done easy easy easy there are so many more enemies in this level who the hell do you think you are get out of my face you sassy bastards oh I hate you you're not so cute you're not very cute at all you're actually the opposite of cute I find you disgusting oh and then I would end up here and then I'd be able to go out here and then I would be able to go down here now it's all adding up now it all makes sense oh all right then whoa cool nope hello where am I going dudes and dudettes am I going over there sure seems like it whoa here I go I'm here now I'm gonna time this perfectly I am timing at the opposite of ah oh oh the opposite of perfectly oh I'm an come on you're really gonna knock me back that far just for me being an idiot really oh come on guys also how is there gravity how is there any sort of gravity also wouldn't I wouldn't I kind of like destroy the planet have it have I haven't I destroyed the planet I believe I've destroyed the planet from downtown oh no please please feel it look like this oh god please oh god no not like this I'm so I'm in it to win it yes yes yes I'm alive oh hey buddy hey how you doing all right hang on God do a few things little maintenance little house cleanup you know how it is Bam Bam blood punch baby's blood punch baby Oh God let me no not like this not like this not like this . so that their the war big star fro Oh waitin dude you're in for asked way ting oh I'll take whatever you needed in there and I'm pretty sure it was important yes finally finally I got to do whoa well I got just self-destructed because he was afraid to fight me and I I understand that yes please thank you I am full of BFG ammo you're telling me that I should have used my BF G at that point is that what you're explaining to me that what you're saying to me that sure seems like what you're saying to me but to be perfectly honest I did not need it I am just that amazing it is true in every way shape or form I am incredible oh now the door opens good Greg Greg right exactly what I said before hi you're a grumpy Gus goodbye any secrets oh good thing those don't hurt me it's a damn good thing oh oh oh there goes hi friends this is cool I got me this is a cool level it's kind of funky I like it I like it a lot okay there is a one up at the tippy top of this station here now how does one get whoa all right interesting choice well how does one get to the tippy top of that station it is beyond my limited capacity to understand I must launch myself from here I'm willing to bet oh my goodness fool god damn and I'm not trying it again it's just a 1-up who cares oh maybe this was a mistake out of a shake who made it made it made it hey bud cheers I blew up a planet well not me I didn't actually push the button but you know whose economy I was in the vicinity I was I was watching I was watching as it happened which is just as cool right most people would agree right who would agree that that's just a school that's a lot of kaboom I am more BFG mo it really wants me to use the BFG but be vertical honest I don't feel like I need it let's say you can give me a compelling reason to do so I'm not seeing it though I'm really not seeing it I'll hoard it until the end of my days it's like any game that gives you a very limited resources like ah yeah of course never spend it there was a comic about that never spend it got it totally fun loud and clear we'll never in my life ever use it understood I know what you're talking about buddy whoo-hoo God all right now's the time I'm gonna use it goodbye planet maybe that'll blow it up maybe that's what the count is blowing up the planet it's almost just as good feels just as good definitely anyway I'm gonna go get that ammo now knowing a risk wasting and that'd be horrible hello who's here anybody more secrets oh yeah there's a battery up here now how do I get up dill maybe come at it from this angle no no no no no no stop stop stop no no no no no no no no no no no definitely no oh here we go hi mister guy your pipe bastard and here we go got it thank you I earned that just like I earned blowing up Mars very very earned that who finally I was actually wondering when I was gonna get on one of these that being super heavy lasts longer yeah let's do that antelope crew did baby shove it in me get it in me who needs a face full of kaboom so where am I going after that you say go over there and you say that less if it's just like an easy thing to do oh it is an easy thing to do hi I don't trust you get out of my way I need to move everyone's just volunteering to die give me know this thank you goodbye fungus why everything is like dying before me and the stupid butthole tentacles were the ones that actually give me agita that's okay it's all good now how do I get up there maybe it's not a matter of getting up there as opposed to getting around huh that's pretty locked up tight okay but if I go down is that really gonna let me get where I need to go maybe maybe I just look I just gotta make sure that I don't leave the area before I actually get where I need to go maybe or not or maybe I'm gonna find it right here hi all right see you around say it dough pinky oh that's cute alright see ya bud you're that open that that didn't open those I did open this so how do I open those is the question oh and this will not let me climb on that so it's definitely not that so how do I get to it okay there's a there's something there how do I get there I'll come back for this one ah okay well I don't need anyone to believe because it doesn't really matter if they do or not I'm still gonna kick ass what are these oh these are escape pods okay so if I don't do this I bet that would like get me huge guts great for ripping and tearing it alright so there's got to be a way I have to figure this out because if I don't do this I'm not gonna get this Slayer gate and then I'm not gonna yeah alright but they're cool then I'm not gonna get the unmake er so I have to get this oh this oh it's a freaking button that was right there that I could have pressed at any time but I didn't because I'm dumb ah that makes things so much easier yeah of course and then there she is just right there and then you know what the souther secret I could have gotten it's a push of a button here I was trying to Wow yeah now that didn't vote for me but now I can do the thing yay I'm ready I'm gonna use my big gun mm-hmm oh my Oh a marauder now that's an interesting challenge alright okay okay alright so I want to mop up everything else before I start working on him oh he's persistent oh he really what are you woah what was that what was that thing you're there but what was that other thing what is oh hey hi alright your maker drones oh hi whoa hey whoa oh oh oh easy zzzzz easy buddy okay got oh I'm stuck I'm getting stuck on stuff I don't want to do that it's not my thing Oh what you killed me but the other one went down like nobody's business come on all right ah stop it oh my god oh there we go headbutt you out of existence how were you out no no no the stupid dog stupid dog you make me look bad this guy is just a straight-up shotgun battle I know it the only thing that I feel right of fighting him as just the shotgun are you that come on tell me give me come on USAC so it's like every time I stagger him that these guys spun like a bunch of dick holes what you doing what you doing what you miss me you wanna kiss me that took all of my gas but I needed it for the bullets oh yeah buddy yeah come on come on ah miss me good you are not gonna kiss me I don't care how much you want it well hi thanks for getting in the middle of my fight oh oh you suck oh god he killed himself oh you scrub oh you got to uh fights not over oh you killed yourself oh you got stuck in the ceiling you I win I won t time baby oh alright hey wait I got a I actually got a concentrate because I don't lose at this point after that amazing amazing finish oh oh you also I'm stuck oh my god this is the greatest day of my life this is the greatest day mothers officially the greatest day in my life give me through that portal baby whoa Nellie oh I love it I love it I love it this is my favorite favorite thing favorite thing ever favorite thing I'm coming for you from downtown oh yeah oh oh no your throat I love the super shotgun I could use it all day and never grow tired of it it is the best weapon in the game by far a million ways from Sunday it is the best thank you you got froze oh no what a match what an amateur I was about to say what amateur what I never noticed wha bye-bye bye-bye hmm that that was fun not gonna lie that might have been the most fun one yet the frickin Marauder got stuck and died like a scrub like a scrub like the scrubby scrub in the history of scrub 'dom he got stuck in rage quitted that's what I think happened there he just couldn't help himself and he rage quitted I think that's a great point to end this episode on thank you so much everybody for watching I am so enjoying this game it is so much fun I can't tell you how much fun I'm having and now that I'm like mastering the super shotgun for the mobility of it I am just oh I'm just having a goddamn delight playing this game so thank you everybody so much for watching more episodes to come I don't know how far we into this game but probably a lot of game left to go so look forward to that coming at you very soon thanks again and as always I'll see you in the next video bye-byehello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to do maternal there's some dudes in need of being purged right here wouldn't you know it it's awful funny oh hey did I get it well I bet I got it no I didn't get it oh I got it on my way to being sticky bomb master but I'm not there yet get out of my way I need to get this guy yeah choo whoa what missed you there we go ah that sucks for you whoa hello where did you come from wow I see you sneaky beaky I'm out of ammo yep got you with a grenade launcher alright you you you you forget whoa nope you go down fall down fall down there we go all right Mike who else wants to tangu no one I had all this room to play with I didn't even move around not that I needed to I was doing fine by myself Ice Arena though that they made here all right big beefy guns look like they need to be big be fully fired now how do I get over there hmm am i stupid ah ah come on it looks like oh portal we're playing portal now well oh shoot okay we played portal easy enough for me man this UAC if they hadn't been so evil maybe they could have done some good you'd think that Samuel Hadden being the head of the UAC would have noticed that his entire organization was being crafted from within but apparently not oh well too bad for him he's only a robot it's not like he's human or anything oh yes oh I thought it was just gonna be a button whoa you mean I don't actually get to shoot it I just get to watch it be shot but that's not the same but that's not the same guys guys developers you not only didn't let me act like I was shooting it from the perspective but you didn't let me press the button let me shoot a big gun you want a wasted opportunity I know it's just a shoot a tentacle but let me do that and why cut away to a third-person perspective when I would have seen it with my own eyes right then and there it's the first time I have a legitimate complaint in this game that probably will have more but come on now what's wrong with you I guess I'll leave then oh well just gonna be sad for a bit that I didn't get to do that now maybe you guys should focus on what's important like being dead there you go sorry about them now you're all dead hello I see you join you turned around man sorry bub very unfortunate for you something tells me that they don't mind tainted ground considering their ground is primarily made of taints elevator I can't move why am i stuck in the elevator why are they freezing me in place on some things that doesn't make sense like an elevator why would oh really that's how it's gonna be huh hey oh that was not I thought I had the super shotgun apparently I did not all right hello the return of dr. Samuel Aidan okay this should be interesting the destruction of the argent well spring on Mars meant chaos for planet Earth following the loss of communication between Earth and Mars based facilities the collapse of the arts independent energy grid consume the planet in crisis it was during this time that UAC director Samuel Hayden suddenly resurfaced on earth before the a in Council wielding that which might offer salvation to mankind the crucible after recounting the events that had transpired on the Red Planet Hayden agreed to cooperate with the a.n providing access to various UAC facilities on earth and by extension the full range of technologies and its disposal paramount among these was the crucible the last remaining source of origin energy in existence well I mean there seems to be a lot floating around in demon form right now why don't you just pluck that out of this guy seems that depending on making your entire energy system dependent on one source of energy may not have been the wisest of decisions maybe doom boy here was right maybe you should have been wise to his ways now how about you stop in your tracks there buddy boom boom be really not that you're so so strong from the front um I shouldn't have wasted that question I knew it you trick me let's get down to business come on there it is there it is boom pieces go everywhere pieces go come on ma what is this Oh what did I get oh wait I should be using this by far I should ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh overheated that's that thing hasn't overheating I didn't know that that's what that was oh I don't have unlimited anymore get out of my way these get out of my way No what the hell just happened whoop it stopped me in my tracks boum boum boum sorry about you you lost your ear head privileges nice whoa oh yeah but you need a blood punch don't you well you're already dead never mind blood punch over anyone else that all where he was he just providing a hole in the ground for me to go and do seems like that was the case but there is also a goodie over here hello alright how many more of these do I possibly need yeah good enough equipment I mean that could be good for me to get more flame belch stuff which is always good I suppose now the question is where is Sammy boy where is the Sam ster said he's just a husk of his former self so where is he hi oh really gonna shove me into that are you oh god oh god how many of y'all got I'm stuck I'm stuck no not today boom okay we're fine II there's a bit of a challenge when I'm not able to move at all I get it I get what you're going for oh no here we go Oh No listen you big boys you need to tone it down bonk big big boy is a big big dead how do I get up out of here can I climb on this thing this sure does seem like something that like Mario Super Mario World style would be able to climb upon but apparently I cannot I don't think this is doing anything but it feels good because otherwise I got nothing to live for boom oh thanks thanks thank you perfect exactly what I was hoping for excellent love it go incus now nothing else there all right moving on hi buds thank you they died so quick I can't even glory kill them for your need your poor knee die bud alright let's do this Sammy Sam sir why do they lock me off in the elevator uh huh at least like some freedom please yes yes nice feeling it feeling good okay so there's a lock door back there down on up since you're how to open it maybe through here hello could that do what I think it might have done yes it did hi well this looks fun what's here the return of dr. Samuel Hayden well this looks that looks like some kind of religious iconography there methinks this Samuel Hayden might have some kind of an ego about him all right whatever believing it possible to solve the energy crisis which now devastated the planet dr. Hayden saw to invent a method of argent synthesis a synthetic replication of that could recreate the high yield capability of origin energy with the destruction of the Arts and energy across the solar system all that remain of origin existed now within the crucible the fabled hell artifact which dr. Hayden had acquired on Mars knowing full well the crucibles hidden powered Samuel devised a method to utilize the artifact it's an argent conductor a process that would in time produce the miracle of synthetic man-made arch and energy restoring the production of argent energy to earth Hayden became a mythical figure among Earth's survivors in no small part due to his abnormal physical condition having returned to earth when most saw a means to escape bringing with him the crucible that would grant the people a second chance at survival for the common person he had become the stuff of legends seems awfully convenient and I still don't trust him very much seems like he's up to no good hmm pick up 20 extra lives total and a single saves lon well is that all it takes god I really got to use my big blaster some more which I'm going to now but I've still got to use it more quad machine love it all right what do we got Wow sorry but you get blasted oh oh oh oh oh you're gonna take too long never mind too quick do not shoot uh looks like someone shot I don't know what that's from is this a reference to something this is the first time I've seen graffiti on here hmm maybe maybe like something from Dhoom 3 or dead space or something like that or maybe it's not a reference to anything at all maybe it's just something to someone wrote either way time to go hmm let me guess another elevator I'm gonna be locked in and a gun I'm not gonna be able to fire it sure would have been fun to be able to fire it sure would have been great what was that down there what did I see okay seem to be bypassing a lot of the levels that I would like to go to all right sure let's not fire this locked sure looks locked override successful okay thanks now is super satisfied I like how that helicopters blades turned into limp dicks every time a helicopter crashes it just becomes limp dick no sustainability in the structural integrity of those they just follow the pieces yep just like that all right I'm down and also I'm locked in place here I can't move why can't I move I don't know I don't know whoever designed these turrets wasn't thinking about the players game experience they do do doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo oh never mind who's a shrine to my greatness thank you thank you very much really appreciate that that's very nice of you oh all right never mind hello really really thank you thank you thank you anyone else all right cool I'm not locked in there with you oh you're a big you're a big boy let me uh never mind he's gone hey anything in here I can press No all right carrying on my way then that looks fun point lover man how many of these do you take Oh y'all done oh dude guys I'm at full health I'm waiting for more that's all you're gonna give me just those dudes really you're not gonna oh there we go that's what I'm talking about oh sorry your guns they go a couple and you go kaboom afterwards oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah whoo yo yo yo oh this guy's real good about getting me on those those seem way too accurate for their own good did you just make me waste my blood punch overkill for you sir point is that all more more please sir may I have some more oh hi I was open for more enemies but I guess it's coin oh there's a secret up there there's a log I feel like this is a good opportunity was actually doom if my family tree deviated a little bit a little bit more than it did or take a different path my last name would literally be doomed spell do om take that for what you will it's literally meaningless but I'm taking some pride in that my great-grandmother's name was commonly known as mamma doom and her meatloaf recipe is great I still cook it to this day very very good meatloaf hey I'm here again did they really call them the mortally tuned pop we actually like the the the sniper a little better but I am out of I am out of a lot of goodies can i hey thank you thank you hey thanks for that sweet good timing my friend good hey you ain't come over here oh there is that a quad damage I see yes please okay wait what what mmm that was not supposed to go that way yes thank you why do they call it onslaught pretty sure it's just quad damage hello is anybody here have I gotten like all the secrets I've been doing damn good on finding these things damn good let me tell you okay tell me more about how great I am our salvation Thank You strength so do they fall in numbers the priests command the armies to the north and south but he controls the fight oh yeah that I have faith the Slayer is the spear that stabs at the heart of our attackers and those that would seek to harm us should feel warned dominant life-form in this universe and it carries a steel barreled sword of vengeance destroy the Slayers time is now okay getting a little cringy now you know it's starting to become too reverent you know the praise is nice don't get me wrong love the praise praise is great praise real cool but uh yeah he's starting to become like a super fan and it's getting a little much you know I just think maybe you should tone it down a little bit you know tone it down just for your own good for both of our goods for everyone's goods just tone it down okay cool we good cool thanks if you're still alive if you get super clingy I'm gonna have to peace out you know how it is life it's about the road it can't can't can't be hanging about too long am I not going in oh I gotta push the button I actually get to push a button this time laboratory facility yes well that doesn't sound good oh hi my god hi thanks my big meaty claws cool uh I'll be I'll be going he hoped sorry and I dr. Hayden are you up here emergency protocols have been activated please exit the facility now hi well well well we uh we don't know how to access his main cortex it's all alien we couldn't figure it out we have to prepare from here careful yeah let me show you how careful is well he's a robot I think he'll be fine laboratory oh hi hey baby are you doing look I have beaten you before I took the hard road to get to BCU and I have been waiting for this moment no no no no no no no no no no no oh yeah no I don't think so uh-huh all right cool yeah no III know all about this dude now dude I am so about destroying this dude in a million ways no thank you hi I don't need any of that can you woo why is he so close get back get back get back get back he's he really wants to be all up on me come huh come on what are you doing hi what are you doing are you doing miss bear now you got to kiss me come on shotgun ease shotgun you think you you think you can toe-to-toe with me the answer is that maybe you know what do I get what do I get what do I got woo everybody hey baby we got we got what you got what you got huh what you got what are you what are you oh missed ya Eve's alright we're doing this oh yeah we're doing this baby we're doing this honk I didn't even get to savor it it was too fast didn't get to savor it Oh didn't even get to taste it you know I'm taking that one off you know I don't even want to do glory kills faster I'll just do them farther away because I don't need them faster to be perfectly honest give me back home baby mmm oh it feels good Wow Oh ch a legit I never do the challenges cuz they never read what they are overload a shield to kill six demons I wasn't paying attention there weren't that many yeah it's fine I got all the goodies and that's what really matters at the end of the day mmm-hmm that feels nice I whatever I don't care about the rewards when he's experienced I'm getting the experience in my skills right in my fingers that's where the experience that really counts goes everyone knows this I'm I'm pretty good at that Sam wake up Sam architecture is similar to a zone finally I sand the car the only functional Slipgate to set my crime is in the core of Mars in the lost city of the death I have marked its location for you but getting there will take time there is no easy way to access the are you telling me I'm pretty sure I can man dude I am pretty sure I can my boy my man look I'm about to shoot this that's what I'm about to do so I hope you're ready for that what is that right there what do we have here is this what some might call a secret there's something down there there's something right down there no no no there's something down there there's something down there it's right there which way would you like me to go for it is there a way to get down there for me yes there is okay so I gotta go here to get that I don't need this outfit I don't but I spy a secret I want to get a piece of that wasting to Sentinel batters do this I wish I could pull them out I can't I just reuse them keep this door open forever yep that's nice a classic thanks for the lighting my bros my dudes and then down here hi how you doing earth okay found that okay time to put another key in the slot hey baby don't worry I'm coming for you I'll see you in a bit I will see you baby I was used to baby baby on Maker I will be there for you very soon who's talking about me and has retrieved his remains we do not know why unnamed sources inside the organization claim the dr. Hayden anticipated the Slayers arrival we can only hope that this is true and that the resistance can continue well you'd be right about that that is absolutely 100% true I me and Sammy boy we go way way back we go way back actually let me use some of my points here going okay suit ah ba ba ba Oh - refilled on glucose that's actually gonna be useful for Cacodemons that makes sense then whatever this is sure whatever who cares all right let's do this with the help of Samuel Hayden the final help priest has been located on Sentinel Prime a city from your past the only known path to this now Kirsten places through the dimensional gateway hidden in the core of Mars where in the lost city of head Beth resides the journey there will take you time you can't afford to waste a dilemma which calls for a more direct approach I remember the BFG 10,000 wasn't that from the first game I remember firing something gigantically huge I do remember that very specifically that was death this this seems very wait this this this is familiar where was this did I play this thanks buddy hey y'all stay classy now I distinctly remember this was this like an early access thing hi mind if I take this Thanks thanks buddy yeah wait I remember doing this why do I remember doing this shoot a hole in Mars oh yes I love it the power source of the BFG uh-huh why you're gonna say why hi bye bye guys can you point me in the direction that I need to go I can't seem to find it I'm a little lost bow hi bye bye bye hmm don't seem to be anybody here that can help me find my way hello I know you've got to stay alive a little longer than that hello thank you can you point me in the direction of the BFG no thank you all right cool priests thanks for nothing I guess I think I remember this being like some kind of early access thing but I can't remember cuz I know that I physically have fired the BFG hey how you doing can I get some pchew oh I wanna kill her I wanna kill them want to kill them they're all dead do I need another room how many rooms do I need two more what's the point what is even the point only people that are scrubs need to actually slow down time all right oh my god through the pipes is it now huh blood Bunch baby blood punch did I get with the employed punched there you go buddy eat your medicine sure is firing a lot nice um secret secrets doesn't seem to be many secrets I think this is just trying to get me to move quickly through this area and get done although there's something up there I saw secret hi bud hey bud hey listen am just dead hi listen can you oh whoops meant to hit you with that thank you dooba damnit sure I'll take it out what hit me and wha-ho where'd you come from buddy listen pal pal pal well I'm stuck what am I stuck on Wow why my son nope nope yeah I'm so slow I'm so slow give me something to shoot you are coming with now garbage what done who knows I was trying to get down uh-huh what about it and these are a lot of many BFG guns going off what are they shooting at exactly because I don't exactly see anything coming in what are you shooting at what the hell is it shooting at is there supposed to be like an invasion ship in the sky or something why are they just arbitrarily shooting from the space is that accurate to what the Sun would be at this distance what are you shooting at what is what are you shooting at okay there's a sentinel battery somewhere over here where would you be aha ah ah I see okay maybe oh that's not it oh come on that's so it you know it's it you know that was it you know it knows it knows that was it don't make me feel silly okay am I supposed to go down the maintenance sense because that's what's oh my god it is oh come on I thought he was gonna be hidden not in plain sight uh it was hidden in plain sight hidden in all right okay anyway BFG core sure oh yeah this seems like the kind of thing that I should just start punching at random Oh energy fuse gone all the control systems for this destroyed weapon destabilized never gonna be the same again by so now that I got the map there's something up here something tells me that this was like designed to be one of the earliest levels and it was only after the fact that they put it at this point in the game because it feels like something that's kind of an introductory experience almost you know but it was amped up in post to be a bit tougher cuz I remember this being like an early thing I bet you I bet in the original design you did not get the floating base that you have until later in the game that was probably the original design I would be willing to bet money on that and you had to break in to Mars to get it in the first place that must have been it alright codex what did I get automap no I got a codex of some kind what did I get what was the codex it didn't even say bow BFG 1000 oh yes literally using technology to drive from the BFG 9000 the design plan called for a massive particle cannon to be built on the orbiting moon the BFG 10,000 the largest man-made weapon at platform ever conceived wields enough firepower to defend against even the most officiated of capital great FTL cruisers in existence or against the eventual potentiality of a space bound demonic threat which I don't see the sky seems to be very empty of those this such things wet war dead oh hi when did you get behind me oh I need us I need a cutscene for a ladder like to see him try what hi what's up me and my classic armor yeah a damn because this does seem very introductory it's got all these other humans that are like holy oh please let me actually shoot this thing please let me actually shoot it I need you to tell me that I can actually oh my god oh my god really I just pull it out and there's the BFG what a missed opportunity just let me do it you gotta just let me do it I'm so sad what's fascinating is this is a very tight level it's very tightly designed but at the same time it's just like God why did you not let me aim and fire it oh this is like I wanted I know it looked like I did but because I didn't have the clicky of it it didn't feel like I did it is such a disconnect such a missed opportunity there it is so simple it's so simple let me shoot Mars if you're gonna put me in charge of a gun that's gonna shoot Mars let me shoot Mars hi I'm having a moment go away all right I'm over it I'm over it I'm over it Wow see I would have loved to know that I did that that is gonna mess up Mars for a long time well you know one way to terraform Mars is just a new kit so uh yeah that that happened all right cool let's go to Mars then this is odd it does feel whoa okay dead space damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn facilities down to the Mars ah huh damn damn damn that's cool damn if only I had been the one to hold the trigger I mean this is don't get me right this is super cool I'm just like oh come on guys please oh really not me oh it's just one of the things I'm doing but ah ah but that would have been really Oh ooh this does seem like first level spectacle that they were probably going I've wondered cuz cuz they delayed the game right you know they delayed the game probably for some redesigns and probably to redo some things I need to get that mastery whatever this is precision Bowl master I don't know what to do stop who's controlling you how do we shut you up there better be something in this game that shuts that person up or that computer program up because that that's just a bit much okay where am I going here what am i doing oh you still firing there buddy boo who's firing you what's firing you how are you still firing who's in control oh you guys are empowered where is the totem I don't see it it was also another way to go around there let me go there first it seems like there might be something over there locked of course it is okay I'm coming to fight here I am bump okay cool where is this totem oh my god you guys are not just what the hell with your undulating sonic rings of doom what the hell was that my goodness these where's oh there it is God how did I miss that the one place I didn't go in this whole endeavor alright now you guys met when their totem dup they move a million miles an hour it is no joke alright now they got mad at that a little alright good yeah down I go hello what's down here something fun I imagine what's over here pretty pretty pretty pretty very pretty calm oh that's a whole lot of nothing all right I'm doing good see you thank you big priest victory victory oh and then we got this thing let me get my are bolused ready little overkill well they did it I'm the best go I thought it was gonna be a butthole all right is that everything down there probably doodle-ooh doodle-ooh i OC Oh with suddenly I'm locked off in an elevator again so strange hello oh you thought I'd miss you no no no that's cute that's cute those toys are pretty cute I gotta go back and get the rest of the toys cuz it is kind of fun how are you still getting ammo everything is destroyed what are you shooting at I really want to know what what do you think you're shooting at oh you're shooting de bris Oh interesting Oh interesting damn it's just going for it alright cool good for you cannon operation be generous ok see I like a nose was like that more than just the Slayers no piece of you know just like really really like seriously taking it seriously the ridiculousness of it I like those announcements those are good cuz that's what it would be it'd be like corporate motivational slogans but uh D modified you know what I mean hmm I think I got everything here yeah pretty much or I'm coming for you baby with my sweet teleporter I'm gonna teleport I'm gonna tell oh my god oh my god really oh my god yes I love this this this I've seen this where have I seen this there must have been a redesign of the game oh my god how that shoot me in a space that's Indiana Jones level of surviving the nuke and a fridge there's no way that's so ridiculous I love it God but that's borderline too much that's really close I don't know I love it I still love it it's but that's close so that's pretty close oh but I loved it but man come on guys your skirt in the line there but I love it you're lucky I love it but hey watch yourself but man that was awesome that was really cool but really stupid if you think about it but really yeah quite dumb quite dumb very very dumb but cool ah damn I miss your gun but dumb but dumb dumb cool thank you where am I going I might even go on the right way I have no idea anymore hi hi oh how do I get up there hi hi that's a waste of bullets damn it missed wouldn't be a waste of bullets if I didn't miss up up up up up up up thank you thank you nice coins okay there's something up yonder way whoop whoa doom 64 intro you say hope and hope and a hope BAM love it hi hello everybody my name is markiplier well I'm here to destroy you now please do not resist this is for your own good uh how do I get to you now well that's a puzzle am I missing something oh I'm in the wrong place am I in the wrong place how do they end up going the wrong foot the wrong way wait what what happened whoa oh oh I just need to drop down Oh God that threw me for a loop that's a big football hole oh you mean that didn't do anything I thought I was gonna kill somebody okay all right boom portal where am I going I'm up here now where all right cool or really what done easy easy easy there are so many more enemies in this level who the hell do you think you are get out of my face you sassy bastards oh I hate you you're not so cute you're not very cute at all you're actually the opposite of cute I find you disgusting oh and then I would end up here and then I'd be able to go out here and then I would be able to go down here now it's all adding up now it all makes sense oh all right then whoa cool nope hello where am I going dudes and dudettes am I going over there sure seems like it whoa here I go I'm here now I'm gonna time this perfectly I am timing at the opposite of ah oh oh the opposite of perfectly oh I'm an come on you're really gonna knock me back that far just for me being an idiot really oh come on guys also how is there gravity how is there any sort of gravity also wouldn't I wouldn't I kind of like destroy the planet have it have I haven't I destroyed the planet I believe I've destroyed the planet from downtown oh no please please feel it look like this oh god please oh god no not like this I'm so I'm in it to win it yes yes yes I'm alive oh hey buddy hey how you doing all right hang on God do a few things little maintenance little house cleanup you know how it is Bam Bam blood punch baby's blood punch baby Oh God let me no not like this not like this not like this . so that their the war big star fro Oh waitin dude you're in for asked way ting oh I'll take whatever you needed in there and I'm pretty sure it was important yes finally finally I got to do whoa well I got just self-destructed because he was afraid to fight me and I I understand that yes please thank you I am full of BFG ammo you're telling me that I should have used my BF G at that point is that what you're explaining to me that what you're saying to me that sure seems like what you're saying to me but to be perfectly honest I did not need it I am just that amazing it is true in every way shape or form I am incredible oh now the door opens good Greg Greg right exactly what I said before hi you're a grumpy Gus goodbye any secrets oh good thing those don't hurt me it's a damn good thing oh oh oh there goes hi friends this is cool I got me this is a cool level it's kind of funky I like it I like it a lot okay there is a one up at the tippy top of this station here now how does one get whoa all right interesting choice well how does one get to the tippy top of that station it is beyond my limited capacity to understand I must launch myself from here I'm willing to bet oh my goodness fool god damn and I'm not trying it again it's just a 1-up who cares oh maybe this was a mistake out of a shake who made it made it made it hey bud cheers I blew up a planet well not me I didn't actually push the button but you know whose economy I was in the vicinity I was I was watching I was watching as it happened which is just as cool right most people would agree right who would agree that that's just a school that's a lot of kaboom I am more BFG mo it really wants me to use the BFG but be vertical honest I don't feel like I need it let's say you can give me a compelling reason to do so I'm not seeing it though I'm really not seeing it I'll hoard it until the end of my days it's like any game that gives you a very limited resources like ah yeah of course never spend it there was a comic about that never spend it got it totally fun loud and clear we'll never in my life ever use it understood I know what you're talking about buddy whoo-hoo God all right now's the time I'm gonna use it goodbye planet maybe that'll blow it up maybe that's what the count is blowing up the planet it's almost just as good feels just as good definitely anyway I'm gonna go get that ammo now knowing a risk wasting and that'd be horrible hello who's here anybody more secrets oh yeah there's a battery up here now how do I get up dill maybe come at it from this angle no no no no no no stop stop stop no no no no no no no no no no no definitely no oh here we go hi mister guy your pipe bastard and here we go got it thank you I earned that just like I earned blowing up Mars very very earned that who finally I was actually wondering when I was gonna get on one of these that being super heavy lasts longer yeah let's do that antelope crew did baby shove it in me get it in me who needs a face full of kaboom so where am I going after that you say go over there and you say that less if it's just like an easy thing to do oh it is an easy thing to do hi I don't trust you get out of my way I need to move everyone's just volunteering to die give me know this thank you goodbye fungus why everything is like dying before me and the stupid butthole tentacles were the ones that actually give me agita that's okay it's all good now how do I get up there maybe it's not a matter of getting up there as opposed to getting around huh that's pretty locked up tight okay but if I go down is that really gonna let me get where I need to go maybe maybe I just look I just gotta make sure that I don't leave the area before I actually get where I need to go maybe or not or maybe I'm gonna find it right here hi all right see you around say it dough pinky oh that's cute alright see ya bud you're that open that that didn't open those I did open this so how do I open those is the question oh and this will not let me climb on that so it's definitely not that so how do I get to it okay there's a there's something there how do I get there I'll come back for this one ah okay well I don't need anyone to believe because it doesn't really matter if they do or not I'm still gonna kick ass what are these oh these are escape pods okay so if I don't do this I bet that would like get me huge guts great for ripping and tearing it alright so there's got to be a way I have to figure this out because if I don't do this I'm not gonna get this Slayer gate and then I'm not gonna yeah alright but they're cool then I'm not gonna get the unmake er so I have to get this oh this oh it's a freaking button that was right there that I could have pressed at any time but I didn't because I'm dumb ah that makes things so much easier yeah of course and then there she is just right there and then you know what the souther secret I could have gotten it's a push of a button here I was trying to Wow yeah now that didn't vote for me but now I can do the thing yay I'm ready I'm gonna use my big gun mm-hmm oh my Oh a marauder now that's an interesting challenge alright okay okay alright so I want to mop up everything else before I start working on him oh he's persistent oh he really what are you woah what was that what was that thing you're there but what was that other thing what is oh hey hi alright your maker drones oh hi whoa hey whoa oh oh oh easy zzzzz easy buddy okay got oh I'm stuck I'm getting stuck on stuff I don't want to do that it's not my thing Oh what you killed me but the other one went down like nobody's business come on all right ah stop it oh my god oh there we go headbutt you out of existence how were you out no no no the stupid dog stupid dog you make me look bad this guy is just a straight-up shotgun battle I know it the only thing that I feel right of fighting him as just the shotgun are you that come on tell me give me come on USAC so it's like every time I stagger him that these guys spun like a bunch of dick holes what you doing what you doing what you miss me you wanna kiss me that took all of my gas but I needed it for the bullets oh yeah buddy yeah come on come on ah miss me good you are not gonna kiss me I don't care how much you want it well hi thanks for getting in the middle of my fight oh oh you suck oh god he killed himself oh you scrub oh you got to uh fights not over oh you killed yourself oh you got stuck in the ceiling you I win I won t time baby oh alright hey wait I got a I actually got a concentrate because I don't lose at this point after that amazing amazing finish oh oh you also I'm stuck oh my god this is the greatest day of my life this is the greatest day mothers officially the greatest day in my life give me through that portal baby whoa Nellie oh I love it I love it I love it this is my favorite favorite thing favorite thing ever favorite thing I'm coming for you from downtown oh yeah oh oh no your throat I love the super shotgun I could use it all day and never grow tired of it it is the best weapon in the game by far a million ways from Sunday it is the best thank you you got froze oh no what a match what an amateur I was about to say what amateur what I never noticed wha bye-bye bye-bye hmm that that was fun not gonna lie that might have been the most fun one yet the frickin Marauder got stuck and died like a scrub like a scrub like the scrubby scrub in the history of scrub 'dom he got stuck in rage quitted that's what I think happened there he just couldn't help himself and he rage quitted I think that's a great point to end this episode on thank you so much everybody for watching I am so enjoying this game it is so much fun I can't tell you how much fun I'm having and now that I'm like mastering the super shotgun for the mobility of it I am just oh I'm just having a goddamn delight playing this game so thank you everybody so much for watching more episodes to come I don't know how far we into this game but probably a lot of game left to go so look forward to that coming at you very soon thanks again and as always I'll see you in the next video bye-bye\n"