The Bitter Truth About Climate Change: A Personal Perspective

I have to ask, why is it so f***ing cold outside today? I mean, just yesterday it was like 70 degrees, and now it's like 25 degrees. May even snow tonight. What the f***, weather?! *sarcastic* The climate change isn't real, right? *laughs* No.

As I sit here in my turtle-neck, wondering what hit me, I'm reminded of the irony of being a contributor to climate change myself. I'm driving to the grocery store to pick up some ice cream for this week's project. A gazillion of you have requested that I try ice cream rolls, and I didn't know what the f**k that was, so I had to google it. And now I know. Leave it to the Japanese to create all the food trends, Am I right?

But as I delve into the world of ice cream rolls, I'm reminded that things aren't always as easy as they seem. You're probably thinking to yourself, "This is stupid, Ice Cream rolls look so easy to create." Yeah, well, if you remember the chocolate cigarette situation, things like that aren't so easy for me for some reason. Granted, I attempted that in the middle of the f***in' summer and our house has no air conditioning. So, you know, the odds were kinda stacked against me.

I'm thinking this is really going to work out for me tonight. May the odds ever be in my favor. But as it turns out, I was wrong. *critical laughter* I actually watched a video in the grocery store on how to make the ice cream rolls, and first of all, they're not from Japan; they're from Thailand. Second of all, you use milk, cream, and sugar. So that's that we're gonna get started with.

I don't know, not doing my research first, what is this? It seems I've fallen victim to the trap of misinformation. And as I sit here, feeling a bit embarrassed, I'm reminded of the importance of fact-checking and critical thinking. Maybe it's time for me to take a closer look at climate change and its impact on our planet.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enWhy is it so f***ing cold outside today?have to wear my turtle-neck and everything!Feels like 70 degrees yesterday,now it's like 25 degrees,may even snow tonight.What the f***, weather?!*sarcastic* The climate change isn't real, right?*laughs* No.#Alternative FactsWhat is up internet? Corinne here and you are watching Corinne vs PinI am currently contributing to climate changeby driving to the grocery storeto pick up some ice cream for this weeks f***ing projectA gazillion of you have requestedthat I try ice cream rollsI didn't know what the f**k that was, so I had to google it and now I know.Leave it to the Japanese to create all the food trendsAm I right?Now you're probably thinking to yourself 'This is stupid,Ice Cream rolls look so easy to create.'Yeah, well, If you remember the chocolate cigarette situation,things like that aren't so easy for me for some reason.Granted, I attempted that in the middle of the f***in' summerand our house has no air conditioning,So, you know, the odds were kinda stacked against me.Um, so I'm thinking this is really going to work out for me tonight.May the odds ever be in my favor~Ok, so I thought I needed ice cream to make thesebut I was wrong.*critical laughter*I actually watched a video in the grocery store on how to make the ice cream rollsAnd, first of all: they're not from Japan, they're from Thailand.Second of all: you use milk, cream, and sugar.So that's that we're gonna get.startin' to turn into Rob or something.I don't know. Not doing my research first, what is this?\"The Twilight Zone\"?Speaking of which, I almost forgot to get cookiesand I also need those as well.Alright Newman, /New/manAnother thing I learned by watching the videos in the grocery storewas that the traditional Thai way of doing it involves some sort of electric freezing platesituation and I don't have one of those.So I found another video which uses a pan and kinda puts in in there then puts it in the freezerSo, I'm goina try thatWhy is there already milk missing?That's weirdGet that~ and then the heavy creamNow we need some sugarGot our cookiesWait a minute, What the f**kWhat *laughs*Um, I know f***in' Sasquatch didn't come in and f***in' eat 'emand drink the milk. *knocks* *door opening*Did you eat my f***in' cookies?R: What f***in' cookies?Did you eat my cookies?It's literally been 10 minutes since I've been homenow there's milk missing and there's a significant amount of cookies missingWhat are you making?R: None of you're f***in' business!That looks goodR: YeahAre you gonna give me some?R: No, I'm not. You gotta go this is a very secret project*mockingly* SorryDon't eat my cookies anymore!*Rob from background* They were delicious!!F***in' Cookie Monster*coughs*Okay. Yes. So moving on I guessUm, I'm simply just mixing all my stuff together very carefully as you can see hereAnd pouring all that sh*it into the panOopie, don't want to forget all your sugarDown here in the bottomMake sure that gets in here too.. and yeah.We've got to heat that up until the sugar meltsAnd now I just have to put that in the fridge until it is all the way chilled*humming**singing* Why's there all this sh*t in here?*clock ticking*Okay, It's time to party!Put some of these in there with a little bit of our cream mixture in there and get to chopping*metal on metal chopping sounds*R: What in the actual f*** is going on out here?!?Corinne: I'm making Thai ice cream*loud chopping* R: Holy sh*t!C: Were you trying to shoot something?*More loud chopping*R: Yeah not anymore*even more chopping*Alrighty now got to spread it all out evenly likeAnd put it in the freezer for a few hoursDon't you wish you could just open the door with your foot?*chuckles* It's locked *strained* I don't think I can reach thatOkay lets try. Ohhh hahaha closeOh wait *door creaking open* Oooh..That totally did creep me out. So scared now*sings* Why am I so Scared? Ahh!monster bugs anywhere?Alright. *groaning*Why is there so much sh*t in here?Ughh. What is that evenAlright I think we got a winner. Okay OkayYou know what? I'm going to go ahead and do another oneJust in case I f***ed that first one up.It's rare but it happensTo be honest this method is pretty boringThis is not the instant ice cream rolls of my dreamsSo this blog I was just reading about how to make these things used a marble slabthat's been in the freezer for a little bitto create the same thing that's going on in this here video.Plus I think if I take it outside and do it, that's really going to help our chances'Cause it's f***ing cold out.R: Here you goC: Why is there pepperoni and sh*t all over itR: Why is there /not/ pepperoni and sh*t on it *chuckles* You know what I'm sayin'C: What? Alright so will you clean this off and put in in the freezer for me?'Cause I need it now so..F***In bullsh*t. And you ate my cookies*clock ticking**groaning*C: Will you help me?R: Yeah. I got it, I got it*groaning*C: A little workoutYou think it's too loud?R: It's f***in' one o'clock in the morning who give a sh*t. F*** those peopleC: It's really cold out. My hands are freezing already.*chopping*R: ReallyC: This is the first time it's kinda workedR: Oh my god. It's so loudR: Oh wow look at that it is kinda working*chopping*R: God, how much longer do we have to be out here?C: You have to just *Shhh Shhh*R: It's coldC: Oh sh*t, It's working!! I forgot to bring a bowl out to put 'em inR: Oh my f***in' Christ are you serious?R: What the f**k is happening?R: Holy sh*t it's a cat. Okay that's not our cat. Whose cat is that?R: Hi. HiC: No No *chuckling*R: Oh my god it is so coldC: Not really a rollR: Not evenC: It is ice cream so lets try itOh my god. This is so goodR: Oh my god. yeah it is like for real ice cream right hereC: That's delicious. Oh yeah. Not getting any rollAnd a no. That's definitely notR: *agrees*C: Oh my god it's so goodR: It's real late. It's really cold outside. We should probably get in before somebody calls the f***in' cops on usC: YeahR: You didn't accomplish the ice cream rollsC: I still have two other things to tryR: Huge accomplishment making ice cream thoughWhat. I've got to clean all this f***in sh*t up. Come onIt's heavy. It's real heavy. God it's so- ow get it out- get that out of my eyesC: I still have two more things to try before we give up on the rolls completely butum that was a success in my opinion *rob agrees*Alright. I think that's a wrap for this eveningBye for tonight. ByeAlright here we are. Ice cream rolls day twoAlright I think we're going to test this one out firstWoo! That's cold. I think my hand's freezing offAlright, obviously this method is not as exciting as instant ice creamBut it's cold enough I actually think this one may produce ice cream rollsHere we go. It's rollingR: Aww damnC: It's rollin mother f***ersLook at that, I can do rolled up thingsR: WowC: Sit it in there like thatUhhh ohIt's getting melty now. See you can't talk too much sh*t. GoddamnitWe got one ice cream rollWe gotta kinda help it a little maybeAlrighty. Yay! Two ice cream rolls thereAlright here we go. I guess you are just supposed to eat them like this*rob chuckling* C: Really good. You wanna try itR: Oh yeah.R: You made this?C: I mean you watched me make itR: Oh, that's not really a roll anymore...C: No it kinda melts pretty quickly. It's not one of those things you can f*** around withR: Delicious thoughC: It's really good right?*rob agrees*C: Alright that was pretty successfulIt created an ice cream roll so I'm- I'm happy with itWe have one more method to try out which is pretty much the same conceptBut it's on a square pan so maybe I can get more ice cream rollsthan just one. Ahhh! My fingers are freezing off!!Holy crap. *strings of the F bomb* ahh!GoddamitOkay. WhaaaaaaattYeah! *sings* I'm the master of everything*still singing* Didn't you know. Didn't you know~Dude.I would do do it on the flat pan for reals thoughLook at my little ice cream rolls!I did it! I can create rolled thingsF*** you chocolate cigarettes. F*** youI am super stoked right nowUnfortunately, It kinda melts super quickly 'cause it's ice cream. You know what I meanBut it's DELICIOUSJust melts in your mouthIt really is so good. Oh my godR: Can I have a bit of one?C: NoC: Well I thing that's all for this videoAs always we want to know what you want to see us make on this channel so leave your suggestions in the comments down below.That just dripped on my shoe, my brand new sneaker. F*** meAlso don't forget to subscribe and like up this video and I'll see you laterF***in' winningWinning, I'm a winner *beep*\n"