**The Unlikely Return of the iPad Mini**

In a surprising turn of events, rumors have emerged that Apple is preparing to produce a brand new iPad Mini. This news has sent shockwaves through the tech community, with many fans eagerly awaiting the return of this beloved device. For those who may be unfamiliar, the iPad Mini has long been known as the "official device" of the "Toilet Squad," a group of friends who have made a name for themselves by using the device to navigate various challenges.

As we wait for more information about the upcoming iPad Mini, one thing is certain: Apple's decision to produce another iteration of this popular device is a welcome change of pace in an industry often dominated by incremental updates. While some may have predicted that Apple would replace the iPad Mini with a foldable iPad, Coleman Chi on Twitter has argued that such a move would be unlikely due to the significant price difference between the two devices.

Furthermore, Chi notes that Apple is currently working on a new version of the iPad Mini equipped with a new processor. While no further details have been released about this new chipset, one thing is certain: Apple's commitment to improving its devices is a testament to the company's dedication to delivering high-quality products to its customers. As we eagerly await more information about the upcoming iPad Mini, it's clear that Apple's focus on innovation and quality will be key to making this device a success.

**The iPhone 14 Plus: A Turning Point?**

In related news, rumors have emerged that Apple may consider restructuring plans for its iPhone 14 series due to poor sales. While some may view the iPhone 14 plus as a disappointment, others see it as a turning point for the company. According to this view, the iPhone 14 plus has single-handedly prevented Apple from rethinking its entire strategy for the iPhone line.

For those who may not be familiar with the iPhone 14 plus, this device was released in recent months and has been met with lukewarm reception from critics and consumers alike. Despite its high-end features and sleek design, some have argued that the device is plagued by software issues and a lack of innovation compared to previous models. However, others see the iPhone 14 plus as a bold attempt by Apple to shake up the smartphone market and challenge the dominance of its competitors.

Whatever the case may be, it's clear that the iPhone 14 plus has had a significant impact on Apple's decision-making processes. As we look ahead to future releases, one thing is certain: Apple will continue to push the boundaries of what is possible with its devices.

**The Importance of VPNs**

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**The Power of Analogy**

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For those who may be unfamiliar, the analogy involves a group of people who are trying to navigate a series of challenges while also dealing with the consequences of their own behavior. The tables being kicked over at Pizza Hut serve as a metaphor for the chaos and unpredictability of life. Whether or not this analogy actually makes sense is beside the point – it's clear that our audience enjoys it, and we're happy to continue using it as a way to add some humor and whimsy to our show.

**The Importance of Trust**

As we move forward with our show, we want to emphasize the importance of trust. We know that our audience relies on us for accurate information and reliable analysis, and we take this responsibility seriously. Whether or not we get something right is beside the point – what's important is that we're willing to listen to feedback and adapt our approach as needed.

This approach has allowed us to build a loyal following of fans who appreciate our unique blend of humor and analysis. We're grateful for their support, and we look forward to continuing to bring you high-quality content in the future.

**The Power of Social Media**

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"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enwell boys this is it the end of times the darkest of days I hope you stocked up on Chef Boyardee I hope you're safe because the world is about to explode and apple will never be the same or some plans are changing and that's it okay so story Numero Uno apple is seriously that's in quotes according to the script that I'm reading apple is seriously concerned about these totally not great sales for the iPhone 14 plus and that has led them to thinking about switching up the iPhone 15 lineup you could see right you can see how this would be a problem because Apple it's we are wait this is way way way too late in the game for Apple to decide to change anything about the iPhone 15 lineup so if they're seriously considering this to do this now this late in the game Bad News Bears thanks to a perfectly Shady post by user ux1122 on the site never I have never seen that site before we've learned that due to these lower sales of the non-pro iPhones Tim Cook is about to beat whatever intern came up with the current product strategy okay now this post uh has been translated to English and I can barely read that so here goes Apple recently announced a decline in sales from major supply chain Parts companies as well as the current iPhone 14 plus and the basic model internally it is said that the decline is far beyond the range predicted by the external environment so it is taking it seriously therefore it is said that various ways are being considered to make up for the release of the iPhone 15 series alright so yeah obviously sales are not great for the non-pro iPhones but it's this next part that is like not not a good idea ux 11 22's blog goes on to say that Apple's plan is either to number one consider reducing the difference between the pro model and the base model or two majorly adjust the pricing of the future iPhone 15 plus device because that seems to be the sticking point for consumers we've heard uh how do I say this professionally way less shadier than sources like quoting Chi say the opposite he has gone on record saying Apple's product strategy for the iPhone 15 lineup is actually to further differentiate these devices so you know how would that help exactly wouldn't making the iPhone 15 base model more proe and the iPhone 15 Pro less probably just end up cannibalizing sales from one side and making things look better than they are yeah the source of this post and everything surrounding it is kind of blurry kind of silly the title might as well could have just been iPhone 14 plus sales real bad Tim Cook freaks out and trash is a Pizza Hut there that's basically as accurate as this blog post might be to be clear even though this post is coming from a a pretty sketchy Source uh personally the concept of this whole thing the concept of what this person is trying to say does make sense to put it simply I don't think Apple knows what happened here I don't think they know what to do next charging so much for the iPhone 14 plus while making it also kinda lame pushing users to buy the Pro Models instead that has bitten them right directly in their apple balls it's rare to see a decision like from them go so horribly wrong it's weird to see a decision from Apple work so obviously not well I'm looking at you weird sunflower iMac I don't know why you should do Tim but you gotta leave that Pizza Hut that's for sure they're going to call the police they're going to call the police if you keep kicking over all the tables and making a mess as your advisor leave the Pizza Hut uh this was supposed to be an analogy for something uh but I don't I don't remember what what it was so here we are okay you know it's been a while since we had a VPN sponsor this show and that's because uh we're we're kind of picky these days about who we let on and who we don't you know what a VPN is you know what it does uh let's tell you about our favorite one currently this episode is sponsored by purevpn but it's also a VPN that I've just been personally using for a bit they've got all these new features and add-ons lately like pure keep a digital Vault for all your passwords pure privacy helping you take back control of your privacy settings online and pure encrypt a cloud security tool that encrypts your digital files so you can safely store them online it's a one solution VPN that covers all your needs ranging from becoming Anonymous surfing safely while traveling playing games to securing all your personal data it even offers a dedicated IP from seven different countries if you need a stable static IP for yourself listen I could go on and on about this you know what a VPN is just trust me on this one go down to the description and click the link below if you use code fpt you'll get 10 off of all plans but also there's a new year joke going on right now they get you 80 nine percent off this is too good to pass up if you don't have a VPN yet make sure to click the link down in the description and if you're using one currently give your VPN a try thanks to purevpn for sponsoring this episode oh hey welcome back okay so story numeral gather around this is probably the most important story of the year so listen closely has analysis to kaised analysis happened he says that apple is preparing production for a brand new iPad Mini oh my I'm about to bust all over this green screen and I don't even care what to clean it up it's probably me I think it's me who has to clean it up I still don't even care this is probably the best tech news I ever did see Coleman chi on Twitter a series of tweets says I think it is unlikely Apple will replace the iPad Mini with a foldable iPad in 2025 uh good which may be contrary to what some media previously predicted it's because a foldable iPad will have a markedly higher price than an iPad Mini so such a replacement is not reasonable additionally yeah he said additionally apple is currently working on a new version of the iPad Mini equipped with a new processor it's the main selling point and the mass shipment is expected to start by the end of 20 20 23 or in the first half of 24. foreign this makes me a happy boy so far listen we don't know any real technical details other than quo saying that the upcoming iPad Mini will have a new chipset listen I don't care I just care that they care enough to make another one as a reminder the iPhone 14 plus is so bad it did so poorly that apple is considering possibly restructuring plans for iPhone 15. you know it didn't cause them to restructure anything because it's beautiful it's a light in a dark place and it doesn't cause problems for anybody ever the iPad Mini the iPad Mini is otherwise known as the official device of the toilet Squad is a perfect device I don't care what you say about the display I don't care I don't just do this the best and what your opinion doesn't matter speaking of the display though sadly we haven't heard anything about 120 hertz but oh boy seriously call me Chi if you want me to stain a green screen make that tweet I'll do it on camera I don't I do not even care if the next iPad Mini gets a 120 hertz display I will shave off my eyebrows again it just need pure happiness just because I don't know where to put all the energy the timeline that quo presents to us also makes sense because it was just back on October 18th that Apple released new iPad Pro Models and the iPad Normie Edition 10th gen which is uh just not you know it's it's fine so no more of that until at least next October or so what's the girls I don't think you understand I don't think you know just how excited this makes me the I iPad mini is the best iPad that has ever ipadded in the history of iPads and no one can tell me otherwise and if you try I will Smite you where you stand you hear me Sam call you try I will German suplex your Cabbage Patch looking at boss baby looking ass so hard I'll turn you inside outwell boys this is it the end of times the darkest of days I hope you stocked up on Chef Boyardee I hope you're safe because the world is about to explode and apple will never be the same or some plans are changing and that's it okay so story Numero Uno apple is seriously that's in quotes according to the script that I'm reading apple is seriously concerned about these totally not great sales for the iPhone 14 plus and that has led them to thinking about switching up the iPhone 15 lineup you could see right you can see how this would be a problem because Apple it's we are wait this is way way way too late in the game for Apple to decide to change anything about the iPhone 15 lineup so if they're seriously considering this to do this now this late in the game Bad News Bears thanks to a perfectly Shady post by user ux1122 on the site never I have never seen that site before we've learned that due to these lower sales of the non-pro iPhones Tim Cook is about to beat whatever intern came up with the current product strategy okay now this post uh has been translated to English and I can barely read that so here goes Apple recently announced a decline in sales from major supply chain Parts companies as well as the current iPhone 14 plus and the basic model internally it is said that the decline is far beyond the range predicted by the external environment so it is taking it seriously therefore it is said that various ways are being considered to make up for the release of the iPhone 15 series alright so yeah obviously sales are not great for the non-pro iPhones but it's this next part that is like not not a good idea ux 11 22's blog goes on to say that Apple's plan is either to number one consider reducing the difference between the pro model and the base model or two majorly adjust the pricing of the future iPhone 15 plus device because that seems to be the sticking point for consumers we've heard uh how do I say this professionally way less shadier than sources like quoting Chi say the opposite he has gone on record saying Apple's product strategy for the iPhone 15 lineup is actually to further differentiate these devices so you know how would that help exactly wouldn't making the iPhone 15 base model more proe and the iPhone 15 Pro less probably just end up cannibalizing sales from one side and making things look better than they are yeah the source of this post and everything surrounding it is kind of blurry kind of silly the title might as well could have just been iPhone 14 plus sales real bad Tim Cook freaks out and trash is a Pizza Hut there that's basically as accurate as this blog post might be to be clear even though this post is coming from a a pretty sketchy Source uh personally the concept of this whole thing the concept of what this person is trying to say does make sense to put it simply I don't think Apple knows what happened here I don't think they know what to do next charging so much for the iPhone 14 plus while making it also kinda lame pushing users to buy the Pro Models instead that has bitten them right directly in their apple balls it's rare to see a decision like from them go so horribly wrong it's weird to see a decision from Apple work so obviously not well I'm looking at you weird sunflower iMac I don't know why you should do Tim but you gotta leave that Pizza Hut that's for sure they're going to call the police they're going to call the police if you keep kicking over all the tables and making a mess as your advisor leave the Pizza Hut uh this was supposed to be an analogy for something uh but I don't I don't remember what what it was so here we are okay you know it's been a while since we had a VPN sponsor this show and that's because uh we're we're kind of picky these days about who we let on and who we don't you know what a VPN is you know what it does uh let's tell you about our favorite one currently this episode is sponsored by purevpn but it's also a VPN that I've just been personally using for a bit they've got all these new features and add-ons lately like pure keep a digital Vault for all your passwords pure privacy helping you take back control of your privacy settings online and pure encrypt a cloud security tool that encrypts your digital files so you can safely store them online it's a one solution VPN that covers all your needs ranging from becoming Anonymous surfing safely while traveling playing games to securing all your personal data it even offers a dedicated IP from seven different countries if you need a stable static IP for yourself listen I could go on and on about this you know what a VPN is just trust me on this one go down to the description and click the link below if you use code fpt you'll get 10 off of all plans but also there's a new year joke going on right now they get you 80 nine percent off this is too good to pass up if you don't have a VPN yet make sure to click the link down in the description and if you're using one currently give your VPN a try thanks to purevpn for sponsoring this episode oh hey welcome back okay so story numeral gather around this is probably the most important story of the year so listen closely has analysis to kaised analysis happened he says that apple is preparing production for a brand new iPad Mini oh my I'm about to bust all over this green screen and I don't even care what to clean it up it's probably me I think it's me who has to clean it up I still don't even care this is probably the best tech news I ever did see Coleman chi on Twitter a series of tweets says I think it is unlikely Apple will replace the iPad Mini with a foldable iPad in 2025 uh good which may be contrary to what some media previously predicted it's because a foldable iPad will have a markedly higher price than an iPad Mini so such a replacement is not reasonable additionally yeah he said additionally apple is currently working on a new version of the iPad Mini equipped with a new processor it's the main selling point and the mass shipment is expected to start by the end of 20 20 23 or in the first half of 24. foreign this makes me a happy boy so far listen we don't know any real technical details other than quo saying that the upcoming iPad Mini will have a new chipset listen I don't care I just care that they care enough to make another one as a reminder the iPhone 14 plus is so bad it did so poorly that apple is considering possibly restructuring plans for iPhone 15. you know it didn't cause them to restructure anything because it's beautiful it's a light in a dark place and it doesn't cause problems for anybody ever the iPad Mini the iPad Mini is otherwise known as the official device of the toilet Squad is a perfect device I don't care what you say about the display I don't care I don't just do this the best and what your opinion doesn't matter speaking of the display though sadly we haven't heard anything about 120 hertz but oh boy seriously call me Chi if you want me to stain a green screen make that tweet I'll do it on camera I don't I do not even care if the next iPad Mini gets a 120 hertz display I will shave off my eyebrows again it just need pure happiness just because I don't know where to put all the energy the timeline that quo presents to us also makes sense because it was just back on October 18th that Apple released new iPad Pro Models and the iPad Normie Edition 10th gen which is uh just not you know it's it's fine so no more of that until at least next October or so what's the girls I don't think you understand I don't think you know just how excited this makes me the I iPad mini is the best iPad that has ever ipadded in the history of iPads and no one can tell me otherwise and if you try I will Smite you where you stand you hear me Sam call you try I will German suplex your Cabbage Patch looking at boss baby looking ass so hard I'll turn you inside out\n"