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**The Shopping Experience Gone Wrong**

"I'm ready to crack the deals on wish.com," said the enthusiastic shopper. "What could possibly go wrong?" Little did they know, this shopping spree would be a hilarious misadventure.

First up was an anti-theft FBI travel phone key. "I don't know what more I could ask for out of an armpit bag for $6." The shopper joked about the unusual product, but who wouldn't want to protect their belongings?

Next in line was a Corona Bluetooth bottle speaker. "It's just a Corona that'sa wireless speaker," laughed the shopper. This idea seemed genius – discreetly enjoy your beer at the beach while looking like you're sipping on one.

But things took a strange turn with multi-strength reading glasses with LED lights. "Dude, this girl looks like she's, like, about to blast a hole in her book." The shopper couldn't resist buying these, perhaps for some entertainment.

An Anti Spy Signal Bug RF Detector caught their eye. "What if someone's trying to spy on me?" The shopper was determined to detect any potential eavesdroppers. This $3 gadget seemed like an affordable way to stay one step ahead.

In a surprising turn of events, the shopper stumbled upon a Scent Slammer – an Ozone Air Purifier. "Wait, isn't ozone, like, really toxic?" They pondered the implications of this product, but ultimately decided it might be taking ozone out of their air.

The shopping experience was a wild ride full of unexpected products and witty commentary from our enthusiastic shopper. Who knows what other surprises await on wish.com?

WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: en- I'm ready to crackthe deals on wish.com.What could possibly go wrong?TM slogan.(text snaps)Famous last words.Hidden Anti-theft FBI Travel Phone Key.You know what? It's an armpit bag.I don't know what more I could ask forout of an armpit bag for $6.Will Work 4 V-Bucks.- Yo.- I'm not buying that shirt.- What?- Corona Bluetooth Bottle Speaker.It's just a Corona that'sa wireless speaker.Is this a good idea?- Why wouldn't it be?That means you can discretelyhide your speaker at the beachand only look like you'reenjoying a nice beer instead.(group laughing)- Added to cart.Is this laser vision? Whatis going on with this image?Multi Strength Reading Glasses with LED.Dude, this girl looks like she's, like,about to blast a hole in her book.I gotta get this.Ooh, the Anti Spy Signal Bug RF Detector.I need to detect some RF.What if someone's trying to spy on me?It is only $3.All right, I'm findingsome good stuff here.Is there who wants a scent slammer.- It's what?- It's a Ozone Air Purifier.- Wait, isn'tozone, like, really toxic?- I don't know.Maybe it's taking ozone out of your air.- Yeah, I typed in,"Is ozone toxic?"(keyboard tapping)And the first thing that comes up is,"Ozone is a toxic gas."- Sign me up. Add to cart.Wish is delightful today.I feel like a lot of times,when we're shooting Wishtery Tech,we all sit here for, like,an hour trying to find stuffand like, almost everything is garbage,but there's so many great things.Fishing Magnet, 400-pound Neodymium Magnetwith a 400-pound weight.That's a lot.And I'm not sure how I would test this.But for 20 bucks, sure.I'll go magnet fishing.Mini Wireless Bluetooth Headset."Very small. Sound qualityis super good." (laughs)So this is a blingy Squirtle for $2.Look, I need a Squirtle Squad necklace.I'm adding that to my cart instantly.This is a Gucci watch,but it's apparently original used 90% new.- What doesthat even mean? (laughs)- Or-- Not only is it 90% new,there's also 95% new, andthen (chuckles) 99% new.- I want 99% new.There's a Wii SomatosensoryGame Console Double Will Familywith Sports Entertainment...What? Is this an actual Wii?- I think there'sonly one way to find out.- Yeah. Add to cart.With a wide selection of items.I think there's only one thing left to do,which is to press the Order button,wait one to two months forall these items to show up,and I'll be right backafter word from our sponsor.YouTube AdSense, or maybea real sponsor, who knows?(air whooshing)All right.(box thuds)That was notwhat I was ready for.Welcome back my friends to Wishtery Tech.It has been an especially long time.I think it was almost two monthssince we ordered this stuffthat it actually showed up.But we've got a fun menagerie of-- Menagerie?Those are choice words- And-for a kid that didn't go to high school.- Yeah.(bell dinging)- All right, so thefirst item is... (laughs)- No, no.- This is a bottle-shaped,true wireless speaker."This item is intended forpeople of legal drinking age."- Why? It's a speaker?- What? (laughs)- So you can actually-- It-- put your cap on andyou've got your, (chuckles)you know, your USB onthe back of your beer.Also, can I just say thisis not the right color?Like this is like-- Looks like it's full of sewage.(group laughing)- Jared, would you beso kind as to remind mehow much this particular item was?- Well, this is only 29 bucks.A couple dollars more than a real Corona.- Have you ever bought beer before?- I'm not old enough yet, Ken.I'm trying to blend in.(Ken laughs)- Not only did theyhave the exposed screws,it has the cheapest little, like, switch.When I turn it on, it does...- The Bluetoothdevice is ready to pair.(bottle thuds)- Wow.(Jared laughs)- I probably shouldn't playthis. I'm gonna play it anyway.(playful music)No one's buying this(cap pops)to actually buy a good speaker.You're buying it 'cause it'sa funny-looking beer bottlethat makes okay Bluetooth noises.(air whooshing)(plastic rustling)Next up we've got...What is this?Oh wait.- Oh.- This is the HiddenAnti-theft FBI Travel Phone KeyUnderarm Multi PocketsWith Adjustable StrapMessenger Bags Armpit Bag.- No, this is meant to go-- You're suppose to put itunder your shirt.Oh, he's squanching.- Ta-da!- You look like you have wingstrying to pop out of your back.- Oh!- My Pixel 7was where you would least expect it.- Well, you weresupposed to put it under your-- It's on the side.- Yeah.- Your arm can go over to disguise.- Can you do a little like-- Oh!- Oh my God! (laughs)- How much was thisparticular FBI bag again?- Well, it was $5.70,and it looks like you got that worth.(laptop thuds)- How dare you make fun of my armpit.- The face is uncanny.- You're right.(Ken laughs)(box clacks)Throw-N-Go.Ozone Odor Eliminator.Are you trying to tell me something?- Yes.- Wow.- So it contains an ozone generatorto eliminate offending odors.- This is like a big versionof what we looked at on This Is.Remember we hadthe little necklace one?- Oh, the air purifier.- Yeah.- Yeah.- I will say this feels very cheap.Like, just the most hollow,flimsy plastic ever.This particular item may needtwo to three hours tocharge before it works.Stay tuned to see if wedie from ozone poisoning.Oh boy.(air whooshing)(plastic rustling)So these appear to bestandard ordinary glasses.However, these have a secret.Wow. Oh, they're reading glasses.Is it on?- Oh.- Ooh. One of them is-- Whoa, whoa.What is this?- I can finally see you now.This is how close I have to be to see you.Wow, these are terrible.So these are supposed to belike, LED glasses, right?- Well, then, let's test them out.- They're so dimmedthat even in a completelypitched black environment,you can hardly see it.There's no way this isgonna help you read.Jared, how much were these?- These were $1.90.(air whooshing)- Behold my friends, I hadjoined the Squirtle Squad.I'm gonna say this has some weight to it,and I think I'm gonna wearit for the rest of the video.- Well, do you wannaknow the best part of it?It's only a buck and 90 cents again.(hands clapping)(air whooshing)- That looks heavy.(box thuds)That is heavy.Oh no, I forgot about this.It's the Uliber Magnet."May puch your fingers when attractingon any metallic object.Keep it away from children of all agesand pacemakers." (laughs)Children of all ages, ouch.So I'm sure you've all seenthe magnet fishing videoson, like, TikTok, and Reels, and whatnot.Where people will basically just takea big-ass magnet like this,cast it in an area wherepeople lose a lot of stuff,and they'll pull up like iPhones, bikes.- If I've learned anything,it's that rivers are mostly guns.(group laughing)- You got yourself a hookwith some very sharp prongsthat are protected.Some gloves.- This is like abreak-in kit. (laughs)- Don't try this at home anddon't demonetize this video.- No.(computer thuds)- Thank you, Jared.(magnet clangs)- Oh geez.(Ken laughs)- Okay.- I have the power!(group laughing)- Oh, can you get it off?(metal clangs)- Oh!- Oh, Jesus Christ.(group laughing)- Okay.- I need one more big metal thing.I'll be right back.- Like...Oh God.- I caught a trashcan. (laughs)(trashcan thuds)How much was this?- This was 19 bucks.- This is totally worth $19!You can magnetize, and fish,and find cool things in rivers,or in your office,or pick up a computer(computer clangs)- That's gonnafall. That's gonna fall.That's gonna fall.- Oh, please-That's gonna fall.- don't break that.- That-- It's totally fine.- The top part is gonna-(explosion booms)(air whooshing)(plastic rustling)- This isElectronic Pets Interactive Bird Toys.- Is it a Furby?(dolphin chirping)- Let's go!- We just had an exorcistfor the last one.What in the off brand-ass Furby is this?- Oh God.- It's actually-Wait. No, it's cuter.- Okay, so what does it actually do?- Okay, so whatdoes it actually do?- Did he just repeat you?- Are you repeating me?- Are you repeating me?(group screaming)- Hey guys, this is Austin.- Hey guys, this is Austin.(arms thudding)(group laughing)- Roboraptor attack.- Roboraptor attack.- He's turningRoboraptor against us.- Roboraptor don't youdo it. Don't you do it.- Roboraptordo it. Don't you do it.- He said do it.- No!Stop, Roboraptor! Ah!- Yeah, he won this series.- No. Don't you do that.- Yes!(group laughing)Yes!- Can we move on to the next item?- Can we move on to the next item?- Okay, so is thisreally just one earphone?It is?- Wow. It's theUber driver special, dude.- Wait, this is the whole thing.- Wait, that's kinda cool.- There's no stem, there's nothing.But it has a dock.So when you put it on here,then you've got your USB.How does it look?Does it look like I'm wearing-- Not bad.- nothing at all?- It's like someone puta Jelly Belly in your ear.- All right, let's listen to some musicand I'll tell you exactlyhow beautiful this sounds.Doesn't sound good, but alsoI don't necessarily thinkI care too much about the audio qualityof a single headset.What I actually care aboutmore is the recording qualityor the microphone qualitybuilt into the headset.So this is what the recording sounds likefrom my BLO8.Yeah, that's peaky.So it doesn't sound good to listenor to be listened to with.Jared, how much is thisbeautiful piece of Wishtery Tech?- Yet again, $1.90.- I mean, I don't knowif you could do betterfor less than $2.(air whooshing)(plastic rustling)Okay, that's a very soft itemin a very fancy-looking box.Inside we have a Gucci watchwith a nice little fancy pillow.- Oh, actually-- Well, you know what?It actually does say "Gucci"and it says "Swiss made."Boy, I'm sure that's a true statement.It actually does havethe little, like, kind ofGucci sort of symbol onthe actual band itself.And I will say it's actually thickand does feel relatively nice.Now, the watch itselfdoes look mega cheap.Okay, I found one problem.The wristband is so stiff.This is flat.So I can't actually, like...The question is,this is clearly not an authenticpiece of Gucci merchandise,but exactly how cheap is this knockoff?- This was $29.- For a knockoff though, 30bucks is a little bit much.But I appreciate the brazenness.A lot of things on Wish that are knockoffswill like change something,like the Furby, whereverit went, was a Fearby.But this is a straight fakeGucci watch.(air whooshing)(parcel thuds)Next up, we've gotCase 100x Microscope With IlluminantWith A Magnification of 100 times.- Wait, so this is likebinoculars for small things?(Austin chuckles)- Also known as a microscope?- Ah, yeah. Okay.- Okay, what should I magnify?- Oh-- Water?- No, a Pokemon card.You gotta get focused, just right,but I can see every speck of ink on this.That's some detail right there.Jared, how much was this 100x Microscopethat you can see into the future with?- This was 8.55.- Oh.- Honestly, Wish is agood spot for these weirdlittle gadgets and gizmos.(water sloshing)(plastic rustling)(parcel thuds)We've got ourselves a men's bag.Wow, Bull Captain."Hello, my name is Bull Captain.I will try my best to presentmyself to you in the future."- What? He's a genie.(person laughing)- All right. Oh, I see something.It's a passthrough USB port,where you can plug thisin into a power bankand then you can externallyplug into your Bull,and you can charge up your device.- Oh, that's actuallykinda stylish on him.- You know what? Thisactually feels pretty comfy.And while it's not super high quality,I want to embrace the Bull Captain life.How much was this Bull Captain bag?- It was only 25 bucks.- Wow.- You know what?The Wish fit coming together.You know what? Actually, hang on.I'm missing one thing though.(dolphin chirping)(person laughing)- Next item, please.(air whooshing)- This is brooch.- Broach?- Brooch.You guys trust me, right?- No.- No.- Never. We'venever once done that.- Can I reach insideyour shirt for a moment?- What?- What?- Oh, (chuckles) it's upsidedown. That makes it better.- "I tried." (chuckles)(group laughs)- How much wasthis "I tried" brooch?- This was 95 cents.- You know what? I'm feeling good.This episode of Wishtery Techis coming in with some high quality items.(plastic rustles)(group laughing)- You looked downright as I throw it. (laughs)- This is(plastic rustling)the singing cactus.All right.- All right.- No!(group laughing)- Let's try to (indistinct) it.- Let's try to (indistinct) it.(cactus buzzing)- I feel like I've descendedinto some deep circle of hell.- Deep circle of hell.- I feel like, I feel likeI've descended into somedeep circle of hell.- Can we please move on?I don't even care how much the cactus was.I need to move on.(group laughing)(crickets chirping)(toys thudding)(playful music)- This is...It's a ghost detector.It literally just saidthe word ghost on it.It will detect RF radio frequencies.Apparently, all ghosts livebetween the 120 to 600 megahertz band.Just like 5G.(group laughing)- See if the Furby's haunted.(Furby rattling)(Austin laughs)(detector beeping)(group screaming)- Oh my God!- It's haunted!(static rattling)(person groans)- Matt, stand up for a second.Don't tell me where your micpack is. I'm gonna find it.- iPhone.- I've seen thisat TSA before.- Sorry, I need you to bend over.(person laughing)I found it.It's in this pocket.It found it!It worked!- Ah.- It might find ghosts, 5G,or micro listening devices.Maybe even missiles.Who even knows?(air whooshing)(box thuds)(upbeat music)- It actually came.- What if I could tell you, friends,that 2006 could be returned to us?- Oh my God.(Ken whimpers)- You see this? Workplace abuse.- Would you even like to play Wu sports?- Wait, did you think I was a TV?- My Wii to HDMI,my HDMI cable,and most importantly, the Wu Console.Wu Custom Console Case."Replace your existing console casewith a unique customreplacement case kit."- Woo. That is not whatwe ordered at all. (chuckles)- But it's so heavy though.Hold on, hold on, hold on.What is inside here?- It's-- It's a-- It's a Wu.They just put that on the boxso that Secret Service doesn'ttackle them at the border.This looks like a legitimate Wii.But if you look closer,you can tell that at the veryleast it has a new shell.The things you can find on wish.com.Completely wild.All right, let's see what happens.- It didn't beep like a Wii.- It didn't, but it made a drive noise.Oh, I think what we'vegot here is our real Wiithat has been jailbroken, rehoused,got all kinds of new accessories.Look at the completelyauthentic games we've got,including Just Dance 2,Mario Galaxy, and that's it.It clearly works as a real home-brew Wii.Jared, how much do we pay forthe Wu Custom Console Casethat's an actual real console?- $111.- I feel like you couldprobably spend a Saturday or twogoing to a garage sale,and you're gonna find anauthentic Wii for 10 bucks.- What?- I'll tell you,Wii's have actuallycome up in price.- Yeah.- 111 bucks actually isn't totally crazy.I mean, of course, I wouldnever condone such behavior.I just purchased thisfor educational use only.Nintendo, please don't take my video down.However, wish.com, yougot some explaining to do.(air whooshing)It's time to evaluatethe Scent Slammer.It has been charging for over an hour now.Let's see if it canslam my scent.(device thuds)How do I activate this?- Don't hold it upnext to your nose as well.- Whoa! (coughs) It smells like chlorine.- Oh, that's what Ozoneis actually supposed to smell like.There's another coupleminutes off the life.Oop. (laughs)- You know what, you wouldrather smell like ozonethan smell like shameand poor decision making.I'm right there with you, friends.Jared, could you please give us an itemto end this episode ofWishtery Tech on a bang.(inspirational music)(box thuds)(Austin laughs)There comes a time in lifewhen browsing wish.com,you see something thattruly catches the eye.- Boomer Impulse?- It's the Boomer ImpulseLED Bluetooth Boombox.- Ooh.- I like that.It weighsabsolutely nothing.- Dude, it's likea cardboard too.- Yeah.- You can see the, like-- Are you serious?- the spiral in it.- Yeah.- It also has a mic jack,but it's a big boy.Oh, it has AUX as well.USB, microSD-- Power on.- Ooh, that's got (indistinct).- Wirelessdevice is ready to pair.- Hold on, I got it. Okay.- Ken, serenade us.(bright orchestral music)- It doesn't sound bad,but if you want, like, a nice deep bass...I mean, that is about asdeep as a little puddle.- How much was the Boomer Impulse?- This is 32 bucks.- Wow!- Yeah.- Terrible.- That's half a Social Security check.Well, my friends, ifyou would like to see mecontinue my descent into madness,make sure to subscribe to the channel,ring-a-ling that ding-a-ling button.I'll see you on the Interwebs.