The Unique Individualism of Only Children: A Letter to Woods

In a world where conformity often takes precedence, it's refreshing to encounter individuals who have managed to carve out their own unique path. One such person is an only child named Woods, whose admiration for individualism is palpable. His story serves as a testament to the power of being true to oneself, even in the face of societal pressure.

Woods' upbringing was marked by a desire to stand out from the crowd. He made sure to never blend in with others, always striving to be seen as unique and genuine. This approach has earned him a great deal of respect and admiration, particularly from his friends who appreciate his ability to think outside the box. As he navigates life, Woods continues to draw inspiration from his solitary childhood, using it as a springboard for his individuality.

A Letter with a Touch of Nostalgia

Recently, Woods wrote a heartfelt letter to his friend, expressing his deep affection and admiration for their time together. The letter was accompanied by a gift – a personalized item that held sentimental value. This act of kindness showcased Woods' thoughtful nature and commitment to nurturing meaningful relationships.

However, the letter also revealed a poignant side to Woods' personality. He shared a personal struggle with loneliness, highlighting the challenges that come with being an only child. Despite this, he refused to let it define him, instead choosing to focus on his own interests and passions. This determination is a testament to the resilience of only children like Woods, who often find themselves forging their own paths in life.

A Conversation with Bailey and Chanel

In a heartwarming episode, Woods engaged in an conversation with his friends Bailey and Chanel – all three are only children. The discussion centered on the unique aspects of being an only child, from the lack of siblings to the absence of parental comparisons. This exchange provided valuable insight into the experiences and perspectives of those who have grown up without siblings.

Bailey, a self-proclaimed ladies' man, shared his feelings about dating and relationships. Despite having gone on dates in recent times, he confessed that he craves companionship and affection from others. Chanel, on the other hand, is content with her independence and doesn't feel the need for romantic connections. This contrast highlights the diversity of experiences among only children, each navigating their own paths in life.

A Celebration of Siblinghood

In a touching moment, Woods and his friends shared a sleepover filled with laughter and good times. The occasion was marked by the presentation of matching pajama sets, a symbol of their newfound bond as siblings. This gesture served as a reminder that even without biological ties, people can form meaningful relationships and connections.

The conversation turned to childhood experiences, with each individual sharing fond memories of their parents. However, Bailey revealed a more somber side, expressing his desire not to have children in the future. Chanel shared her thoughts on this topic, highlighting the challenges that come with having siblings. These candid exchanges provided valuable insight into the complexities of family dynamics and relationships.

Finding Common Ground

As the conversation drew to a close, Woods posed an intriguing question: what is one's favorite thing about being an only child? The responses were varied, with some individuals expressing their appreciation for the solitude and others highlighting the challenges that come with it. This exchange served as a poignant reminder of the unique experiences and perspectives that define each person.

A Final Message

As the episode came to a close, Woods reflected on the significance of being an only child in his life. He acknowledged the benefits of having alone time but also recognized the importance of human connection. The conversation with Bailey and Chanel had provided valuable insight into the complexities of family dynamics and relationships. As Woods looked back on this experience, he realized that his unique individualism had not only prepared him for life but also allowed him to form meaningful connections with others.

The Art of Doper

In a surprise twist, the conversation turned to the art of "doper" – a concept that seemed to be a mysterious aspect of Woods' world. The discussion centered on the importance of preserving individuality and embracing one's uniqueness. This exchange served as a poignant reminder of the power of self-expression and the need to celebrate our differences.

The final product was a heartwarming video featuring Woods, Bailey, and Chanel – all three only children with unique perspectives and experiences. As they navigated life together, they proved that even without biological ties, people can form meaningful relationships and connections.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: eni know you will live forever in my heart oh wait how does this card work this was my good bye letter to woods oh my gosh this poor etsy lady dude which was your favorite parent mom or dad three two one welcome to doper note filmed in front of a live studio audience i almost clapping chanel where's your clapping there's three people back there i need to hear three distinct claps some of you guys might be wondering what is matt doing over on the right like a peasant today is not about me every other day they forced me to sit over here against my will tell them why woods because you're an only child oh yes because i'm an only child and that's what the video is about today only children well not just about children it's about children it's about it's about singular church doesn't know how to talk to other kids brothers and sisters right i started a dog growing up so why though why what your parents didn't want to never mind that seemed a little too heavy yeah let's just get they said i was enough before we get into the first product shout out to kj for sending a box of snacks and it says this is what google told me you didn't have so if you do have this stuff blame google you should definitely stream record while eating these so i can see your reaction i didn't even read that before i i just saw snacks and i grabbed it so while this video is being filmed i will be consuming these delicious delectables that you have sent to me specifically it says in this note only for matthias let's look where it's from canada so we are gonna find a bunch of products that pretty much only children would wear or use or have or want it's also like an enneagram 4 type of thing if you guys care about enneagrams we think it'd be a little a nice little switch up there so do you think woods is self-aware enough to know yeah so only children tend to try to be more unique than the others he is self-aware but they're far more imaginative and far more creative arguable so these products are going to be extremely creative and extremely unique we're going to have you give us the seal of approval we're going to try and ask you some questions so we're going to have bailey help us as well battery bailey back at it again woods do you want this ford fiesta lawn mower dude i saw the video on that you should watch that video from the white hillbilly guy on youtube okay i'll take your word for it we have these shoes you can put anything in them candy more candy orbeez this is literally the most try hard thing ever oh that's so weird it's a little secret hole the trap door what did you say you wanted to put in an earlier woods oh uh a goldfish i'm a little nervous putting a living animal because i just realized you have to walk in them so it's goldfishes well you don't walk in it it's a shoe we got the pink ones here what do you really want to put a fish in this we just have to take it back out and you have to keep it after and not kill it on the first day because you don't know how to set the ph of the water correctly uh i know how to set the ph good because it's difficult you killed a couple fish haven't you let's do it add the cart and we'll put candy and fish in it all right folks we've got some it looks like shoes oh did we pick up the goldfish yeah we decided the hole wasn't big enough for the gold ooh like me you shove a goldfish to a tiny hole the part that's unethical is how do you get them out because it's not like we're leaving them in there you got to get them out and put them in a right tank and treat them nicely also try walking on those things the fish what have you crushed it did you get your size we got my size yeah these are babies i was like i hope not i feel like these are kind of your style what just wants ratchet heads and stuff in there you know we're gonna put skittles on this here's the question if you put skittles in there and you get hungry would you take them out even though your foot's been all over the top of it you could totally be like the rave mom for your group takes your shoes off who wants their orange slices dump it in dump it in that's actually kind of metal what do you want the other one cereal pepsi what if it leaks out well we got it we got to test that yeah bailey wanted pepsi she's excited about that would you got a lebron just let me do it no you gotta shake your hands the thing is it's gonna fizz oh his vlogging hands are going crazy right now let me know when it's almost why are you thinking sometimes i just realize you guys take a breath this is almost a full can uh i'd say stop there yeah stop there that's not gonna seal she's gonna have wet foot i'm gonna take my socks they look good see she does kind of like it yeah woods you are a dead-on yeah it's her right it's her style excuse me all right we want to scout we sure can honestly they say they're gonna be three cute best friends lace them up and why aren't you saying anything you didn't even feel that you know what me oh that was you i thought that was tanner his hands are right here i just assumed my third hand oh it's working oh the splash this is the baddest move ever shake it a little oh you low key fizzy problem with this though is that the fizz is gonna die that's the problem so doper this would be so uncomfortable to actually walk in because my foot is fully wet i like it is it if you're handy is your foot it feels like just regular heels because you do have those shoes that have like really thick soles too that almost probably are heavier yeah those are heavier like with the skittles it's like a maraca so like without putting any liquid in there i really don't okay thanks bailey bailey run the rest of the day boop the button for bailey next product you know being a middle child was a lot like being an only child youngest too yes and no at the same time being a middle child is a lot like being an only child that parents are just like ah but being a younger child is a lot like being an only child where the parents are like you're only the one that exists a middle child is the least only child maybe you're right because that's the least amount of attention you'll like these they're unique i like how we have the unique food during hickory sticks you don't like them they're kind of fun pretty trash you want a slingshot this is the most woods thing ever this is lit you just want a high velocity slingshot talk about only child kinder surprise your parents wouldn't surprise you with kids so you got the egg you see how excited he is okay go what is that another egg is it rubber oh is it more candy legos no beyblade oh there are key chains that you can trace with oh wait did you buy this yet no i didn't buy this but add it you're the only child this is christmas day you're literally the only child ever dude this thing is heavy this is no nerf gun so this is a a wrist rocket why does wrist rocket sound productive productive why is a wrist rocket sounding look at some of the ammo they gave us they look like raisonnets they do these look like candy you get from the movie theaters let's use the metal ones and let's aim it at quinn i don't think twin would survive that these are like old musket balls bro and then a flashlight oh give me that flashlight yeah it's sit cake for some reason it's not fake it's just empty it looks like a baby lightsaber look at all this hardware that's what she said so how do i put it on once i hear the directions that's a target all right well guys woods is going to show you him shooting the slingshot right now this is going to take a couple shots okay oh yeah you went under yeah rookie oh you got a three right here woods what give me one until you get at least in the yellow of yellow yeah all day he's got shaky hands plastic balls though whatever well we can't use metal balls you could take out an a deer or an oak tree with that it's kind of scary looking on your hand honestly so not only do they stretch it with this but you got springs on here to give it some extra oomph i noticed that when i was pulling back these two like one of them was a little bit further off which is not good okay because that shoots in a weird way yeah i just want you guys to know i killed three birds and uh boy scouts how many stones uh three birds seven stones all right here we go boyd you ready yeah this is hard i don't know what i'm doing i've never done this before oh that was bad well we suck i say don't no next product though oh little live pets what does that mean by a live animal you can't buy a live animal let's find another ecosystem i would also make those as well so i would catch a bunch of lizards and would you guys do that as only children no i would build girls but i don't know what they're talking about what is this called wormy water sensor yeah wow that looks provocative right there down there this is you would this is what would love actually they look like a bunch of like unmade people you know what they look like okay so let's buy them by now i don't really know what is this why is this heavy oh no the garden peepees i think i mean they're weird i bought a lot of garden pee pees i thought i was buying three yeah so total and i bought three packs these are the things that bailey said she started little towns with bailey what's wrong with you now she can build an army amanda would probably hate me but they'll help with her garden that looks so weird bro hold on hold on this is the moment no this looks even weirder was make the army oh no that's gotta hurt oh they dude they brought their axes that cut deep dude dude you got severed by them yeah that hurt the worm bit the worm has how does it help you know when to water plants it like gets darker like the water creeps up and saturates it this thing is provocative yeah this thing looks like the come on where's my hug give me a hug you know that kid in high school that hugged every girl or like he just wanted for a hug yeah he was like hey no i knew the kid in high school that would just what's up dude punch you as hard as he could that was my dad wait so you don't know the kid that always asks for hugs no i think that means he was the kid dude i could practice public speaking in front of these things i'm gonna do my if i was a valedictorian speech to them oh dude this is intimidating bro try this once yeah they all kind of have their eyes on this is like a nightmare hello let me show the audience this is what it's looking like if you were the valedictorian four scorer and seven years ago i got an a in my math class it was tough i'm not with him multiplication was new to me i'm just next to him but i've grown like you all soon will one day you'll all be on a fish hook in the sea catching fish you're losing me sorry i'll get to the good part i just wish that your sons were as smart as i was wow a whole bus left the remainder of you were all the smart wow i love a good small crowd it's all just my family now wow that was dope the next product is this unique chips an only child would like to try because it's so unique and such a unique experience ketchup chips oh so bad but it's not good i've had them before good doper no no no hmm my name's aside okay no he said nope sorry kj next product all right the next unique product mayonnaise wine gummies i would actually love to try every girl in the room all right chanel were you an only child she wasn't only i knew it all the only children were like wine gummies oh no they're outnumbering us the only child will band together and they will form siblings how was that wine that's just flavored like wine i'm gonna try the this guy oh it doesn't taste like anything this tastes like merlot i can feel it already i know what it tastes like it tastes like my child's vitamins why are you eating your chocolate butter i can smell them so i don't want to eat this dada eat it and that was a live reenactment oh get this bag of dookie out of here hey okay thanks kj but we ready to know all right woods your turn pick a product that you would use all right so as an only child i found myself wanting to create my own worlds or like take care of some sort of world awesome that you work at this company now which is now not called high five studios anymore news flash if that upsets you write down in the comments i'd love to hear it it's called spellbound and if you got a problem don't make us cast a spell on you which you will be bound to us you won't ever leave with an actual tamagotchi yeah okay can you get two amanda will love me yeah yellow tamagotchi dude i've wanted these ever since i was a kid i'm gonna name mine hendrick wait didn't i get one that's the blue one's mine you got the elevated tamagotchi i got one because i'm pretty sure i mentioned amanda and i said i'll get brownie points oh yeah when did these come out those are like early 2000s this is the most only child product i've ever seen what even are tamagotchis they're just little pets that you have to remember to feed or they don't like what are all of these like that is very clearly a dog right but what is that that's a lady bug i wouldn't go that far look at this green one right here that's a duck that's literally a booger as soon as you take this tab out your thing is supposed to turn on how nostalgic is this i've never had a tamagotchi crack the egg how do i crack it i forgot put it on a saucepan drop it in boiling water okay so here are the things in the tamagotchi skin care oh sick care i i read that wrong attention beeps when tamagotchi character wants attention oh oh my gosh i already have kids guys disciplined used when tamagotchi character will not eat even what if tamagotchi character is hungry or if it beeps for no reason the only thing worse than crying children is non-stop beeping bathroom flush after tamagotchi character has used the bathroom otherwise tamagotchi character gets sick oh my gosh this is the instructions do you think being a parent's easy oh there's multiple languages here there's this many languages we don't all speak english this is why i liked samagachi's because they had like an evolution process you can kind of go into like you wanted your uh tamagotchi to be kind of like my tamagotchi is a lawyer dude wait does it actually have to wait to be hatched how come none of us have googled it see this is the problem with fathers we just try to figure it out instead of just learning it's pulsating so five minutes it just needs five minutes childbirth is so inconvenient i'm going golfing he's born dude i've always wanted to watch childbirth oh my god it's just a blob the magic of childbirth here on youtube wow so next product this next one is called arrow and it's a nestle like aerated chocolate so it's a really really light chocolate that's got a lot of bubbles in it so basically what they can do is sell you a lot less chocolate so they just they just sold you half a candy bar yeah they still do have a candy bar in the size of a normal candy bar you can see oh wrong with this cookie you broke it like an ape that's good it's actually a good experience enough for me to turn and look the other way about the fact that i'm getting half the candy but also that might be a good thing because you having half the candy where it feels like you're having full candy that's less calories it's not less calories it's a lot of calories it's like 230 calories in this whole thing i thought it was gonna be crunchy if it was crunchy i would have screamed i feel like a thing only chat only children would get is something to help them socialize anxiety toys there's gonna have been a lot of kids why because a lot of kids are like i'm anxiety because every kid nowadays has anxiety who doesn't have anxiety anyone who says different is selling you something probably anxiety stuff think about things that you'd want to do you're at the house alone no one's there to judge you it's just you and your imagination oh like so like light sabers exactly or like a full spiderman costume what about having a bonfire in your backyard when no one's looking that i wouldn't do but i would play with fire i did that when i was a kid i had a bonfire in my backyard my sister told me fire toys art creativity fire extinguisher squirter toy that looks fun i'm gonna be honest with you it's actually squirt it's kind of like how it was back for me except there was no other kid there for when i start a fire add to cart this is one that i don't remember why we bought these to be flat out on so these are just spray bottles oh this is cool so i like when my shirts wrinkly in the morning and i'm too hot is that what you do with wrinkles you just spray your shirt yeah how do you think you get wrinkles out are you ironing your t-shirts like a buffoon no i don't duh you just leave the wrinkles yeah that makes sense all my target tees i don't put them in the dryer i let them hang no no oh that's what is that oh it's water look how far this goes oh no not oh yo smack bailey this is going easy 15 feet this is the best squirt gun this just looks like leaking caution not for use on pets or moms it does not say that it says that right here i always spray my mom with water jeez oh my god i think you're taking skin off that shot like legit 25 feet it's like a revolver dude you're like i made me eat no not on the computer yeah we just have computers over there man this is fun to spread oh you literally were two inches away from hitting bailey you've already hit bailey no i haven't bailey did matt hit you be honest see bailey i saw you get hit in the face and go you got hit in the face i'll do it don't lie these are shockingly dope actually yeah dope sure i don't know why we got these i know now why fun next product next product no you're supposed to take action not just cower don't do it oh this is a standoff oh i got him he missed me i legit missed you okay next product smarties have you had these yeah no you haven't they're chocolate oh no this is a smarties why do they look so dumb they look like uh lazy m ms oh it literally has a candy shell unlike m m's are they bad oh oh it tastes like raisins yeah oh they do no uh we rate nope next product i was gonna say type in axe body spray and a lighter okay so here's the thing not every only child is over here just like jerry-rigging things bailey you're an only child right have you ever used axe body spray in a lighter she hasn't but have you used a flamethrower have you ever wanted to use a flamethrower have you ever wanted to torch someone she said this we have two different only childs like we have one that's like a bit more like less rebellious it seems like we can't typecast them like we thought because we're unique that's good that's actually really good high quality should we get this wrist flame thrower yeah we're getting this this is literally one we've used fireball shooters but this is new this is a new fireball shooter bye well at least now we have these right yeah at least wow you're really clear early quite responsible don't you ever talk to me with a bubble in your throat hey honey disrespect okay so this one we've gotta set up we're gonna vlog it for you guys so we're gonna come back to this these are actually hyper dangerous caution caution we are professionals hey guys this is the flamethrower it took us a while to get this and get it going some of you might have already seen this before in a long time ago like old matthias stuff this one has a remote yeah remote controlled flamey throwy boy let it ride just don't point it at me is it on dude my voice made two like mickey mouse sounds the flames did not even scare me it was just you go all right woods take two we want to see if it flies a little further that was tight oh here we go again fly worst flame spitter ever all right well that's a nope nothing barely worked and when it did it was like it was more exciting when it almost hurt us which is not a good sign that being said we're also professionals so right woods oh oh the fact that this thing sucks pond water let me see it go on next product can you search up uh imagination have you ever described an imagination into anything yeah yeah go to instagram they have a lot of like enneagram gift guides let me just type in neogram gift guide jewelry vintage or something colorful with colorful past poetry a handwritten letter yeah write me a letter everyone write what's the letter in the comments hold on you think etsy has handwritten letters oh i bet oh a handwritten personalized letter i can't write i can't read cursive get one that's typed a handwritten type letter yeah hand typed imagine giving someone a letter from yourself like oh you wrote me a letter no i paid someone to write you a letter that takes more than that than writing the letter should i really get yes 100 let's say we really like how woods is unique this is for my best friend who's an only child is extremely unique he loves everything about the government that sets him apart what's the occasion this is for his last day on earth that's hilarious yes i'm too emotional to write this myself and i would love for you to help me through write this i have no other notes why wouldn't you just press send why would you say i don't want them to hit me i'll be like this seems very personal i'm just like no you know my name in there yeah bye now oh is this the letter this is the letter this is the letter it's for you woods what does it say on the front it departed from our lives departed from our lives no cash it's to you woodland you have shown me the importance of being myself being one of a kind that is what you are one in a million you've always set yourself away from the crowds away from normal people away from normal people you always made sure you were never caught seeming like other people and you did a darn good job i have the most admiring respect for your individualism for most people do not have the ability to be themselves especially in a world like this though this letter brings food and brings me such heartache i know you will live forever in my heart oh wait how does this card work will we just put this on his grave this was my good bye letter to woods oh my gosh this poor etsy lady dude can you imagine it's not writing that yourself hey my friend's dying can you write the letter for me and she was like it pains me to write this oh no oh you guys feel so bad now you gotta hit her back up no way she can watch the video you gotta send her the link he actually isn't leaving but would can i get that back and give it to you when i yeah it's necessary i'm on my yeah this is for wood's birthday cause it's gonna catch him off guard again thank you lady who wrote that how would you rate that as an only child honestly that's a no why because you're alive but i look forward to getting it later on in my life oh did i get you no what did you dodge that dude impressed next product all right woods you get the last product make it a banger a lot of pressure bailey you got to help me out i'm really thinking it's something to do romantically your only childness has really pushed you into being quite the ladies man i feel like so you really crave the affection of another when's the last time he's gone on a date with less personal okay so not recently i'm good on my own for a while so so you've really gone back to your only childhood it's been rough out there yes what do you want right now actually he's got something he's locked in i was like a printer and i was like oh get life-sized brother type that in oh my gosh the sponsored product right next to your brother printer wait is that earn clear memory jar oh thank goodness you know it's been so long since grandpa passed i forget what he looks like what right there he was great and he's great now get a bunch of matching pajama sets you guys can be siblings at the end we'll get them all together and they'll be siblings after all mama's little rat have you ever heard mama's little rat is that me in 50 years it's wood me chanel and bailey yeah that's the one i'm large you know your onesie size how'd the car oh this was for uh bailey and chanel well go get in these are heavy duty you guys are gonna have some fun yeah you guys have to have like a sleepover yeah a sleepover nesquik i don't know what a sleepover entails well you just described our sleepovers they just locked into place like my feet just locked into place dude you look like winnie the pooh chanel looks great you guys look so good all right everybody get on the set get on the chair yeah so all three of you are only children welcome we're gonna go through i'm gonna ask a question and each one of you will answer and if you all have the same answer actually that would break the game because they would hear each other no they can do it at the same time what sorry my tamagotchi needs me oh he pooped which was your favorite parent mom or dad three two one mom poor dads well i really don't want kids anymore when you asked your mom for something what would she say one two three go we got a little bit of variables that's why she doesn't like that if you were to want a sibling would you want a brother or a sister one two three brother they all want the exact same like as themselves yeah if you could have the choice of having a sibling would you one two three no what was the question all right guys well to sign off this last part just tell me your favorite thing about being an only child i don't have to deal with anybody like you guys but you do now see the issue with that is now you weren't prepared for us and that shows next person lots of alone time do you like some alone time i'm going to privacy privacy yeah don't google her ever ever chanel so much attention so much attention i respect this wow we got two opposites there thank you very much for coming to this episode of doper nope this has been tweedledee and tweedledum and we are here with three alone children if you guys want to see more doper note video there video there one of them will keep you in our hair all righti know you will live forever in my heart oh wait how does this card work this was my good bye letter to woods oh my gosh this poor etsy lady dude which was your favorite parent mom or dad three two one welcome to doper note filmed in front of a live studio audience i almost clapping chanel where's your clapping there's three people back there i need to hear three distinct claps some of you guys might be wondering what is matt doing over on the right like a peasant today is not about me every other day they forced me to sit over here against my will tell them why woods because you're an only child oh yes because i'm an only child and that's what the video is about today only children well not just about children it's about children it's about it's about singular church doesn't know how to talk to other kids brothers and sisters right i started a dog growing up so why though why what your parents didn't want to never mind that seemed a little too heavy yeah let's just get they said i was enough before we get into the first product shout out to kj for sending a box of snacks and it says this is what google told me you didn't have so if you do have this stuff blame google you should definitely stream record while eating these so i can see your reaction i didn't even read that before i i just saw snacks and i grabbed it so while this video is being filmed i will be consuming these delicious delectables that you have sent to me specifically it says in this note only for matthias let's look where it's from canada so we are gonna find a bunch of products that pretty much only children would wear or use or have or want it's also like an enneagram 4 type of thing if you guys care about enneagrams we think it'd be a little a nice little switch up there so do you think woods is self-aware enough to know yeah so only children tend to try to be more unique than the others he is self-aware but they're far more imaginative and far more creative arguable so these products are going to be extremely creative and extremely unique we're going to have you give us the seal of approval we're going to try and ask you some questions so we're going to have bailey help us as well battery bailey back at it again woods do you want this ford fiesta lawn mower dude i saw the video on that you should watch that video from the white hillbilly guy on youtube okay i'll take your word for it we have these shoes you can put anything in them candy more candy orbeez this is literally the most try hard thing ever oh that's so weird it's a little secret hole the trap door what did you say you wanted to put in an earlier woods oh uh a goldfish i'm a little nervous putting a living animal because i just realized you have to walk in them so it's goldfishes well you don't walk in it it's a shoe we got the pink ones here what do you really want to put a fish in this we just have to take it back out and you have to keep it after and not kill it on the first day because you don't know how to set the ph of the water correctly uh i know how to set the ph good because it's difficult you killed a couple fish haven't you let's do it add the cart and we'll put candy and fish in it all right folks we've got some it looks like shoes oh did we pick up the goldfish yeah we decided the hole wasn't big enough for the gold ooh like me you shove a goldfish to a tiny hole the part that's unethical is how do you get them out because it's not like we're leaving them in there you got to get them out and put them in a right tank and treat them nicely also try walking on those things the fish what have you crushed it did you get your size we got my size yeah these are babies i was like i hope not i feel like these are kind of your style what just wants ratchet heads and stuff in there you know we're gonna put skittles on this here's the question if you put skittles in there and you get hungry would you take them out even though your foot's been all over the top of it you could totally be like the rave mom for your group takes your shoes off who wants their orange slices dump it in dump it in that's actually kind of metal what do you want the other one cereal pepsi what if it leaks out well we got it we got to test that yeah bailey wanted pepsi she's excited about that would you got a lebron just let me do it no you gotta shake your hands the thing is it's gonna fizz oh his vlogging hands are going crazy right now let me know when it's almost why are you thinking sometimes i just realize you guys take a breath this is almost a full can uh i'd say stop there yeah stop there that's not gonna seal she's gonna have wet foot i'm gonna take my socks they look good see she does kind of like it yeah woods you are a dead-on yeah it's her right it's her style excuse me all right we want to scout we sure can honestly they say they're gonna be three cute best friends lace them up and why aren't you saying anything you didn't even feel that you know what me oh that was you i thought that was tanner his hands are right here i just assumed my third hand oh it's working oh the splash this is the baddest move ever shake it a little oh you low key fizzy problem with this though is that the fizz is gonna die that's the problem so doper this would be so uncomfortable to actually walk in because my foot is fully wet i like it is it if you're handy is your foot it feels like just regular heels because you do have those shoes that have like really thick soles too that almost probably are heavier yeah those are heavier like with the skittles it's like a maraca so like without putting any liquid in there i really don't okay thanks bailey bailey run the rest of the day boop the button for bailey next product you know being a middle child was a lot like being an only child youngest too yes and no at the same time being a middle child is a lot like being an only child that parents are just like ah but being a younger child is a lot like being an only child where the parents are like you're only the one that exists a middle child is the least only child maybe you're right because that's the least amount of attention you'll like these they're unique i like how we have the unique food during hickory sticks you don't like them they're kind of fun pretty trash you want a slingshot this is the most woods thing ever this is lit you just want a high velocity slingshot talk about only child kinder surprise your parents wouldn't surprise you with kids so you got the egg you see how excited he is okay go what is that another egg is it rubber oh is it more candy legos no beyblade oh there are key chains that you can trace with oh wait did you buy this yet no i didn't buy this but add it you're the only child this is christmas day you're literally the only child ever dude this thing is heavy this is no nerf gun so this is a a wrist rocket why does wrist rocket sound productive productive why is a wrist rocket sounding look at some of the ammo they gave us they look like raisonnets they do these look like candy you get from the movie theaters let's use the metal ones and let's aim it at quinn i don't think twin would survive that these are like old musket balls bro and then a flashlight oh give me that flashlight yeah it's sit cake for some reason it's not fake it's just empty it looks like a baby lightsaber look at all this hardware that's what she said so how do i put it on once i hear the directions that's a target all right well guys woods is going to show you him shooting the slingshot right now this is going to take a couple shots okay oh yeah you went under yeah rookie oh you got a three right here woods what give me one until you get at least in the yellow of yellow yeah all day he's got shaky hands plastic balls though whatever well we can't use metal balls you could take out an a deer or an oak tree with that it's kind of scary looking on your hand honestly so not only do they stretch it with this but you got springs on here to give it some extra oomph i noticed that when i was pulling back these two like one of them was a little bit further off which is not good okay because that shoots in a weird way yeah i just want you guys to know i killed three birds and uh boy scouts how many stones uh three birds seven stones all right here we go boyd you ready yeah this is hard i don't know what i'm doing i've never done this before oh that was bad well we suck i say don't no next product though oh little live pets what does that mean by a live animal you can't buy a live animal let's find another ecosystem i would also make those as well so i would catch a bunch of lizards and would you guys do that as only children no i would build girls but i don't know what they're talking about what is this called wormy water sensor yeah wow that looks provocative right there down there this is you would this is what would love actually they look like a bunch of like unmade people you know what they look like okay so let's buy them by now i don't really know what is this why is this heavy oh no the garden peepees i think i mean they're weird i bought a lot of garden pee pees i thought i was buying three yeah so total and i bought three packs these are the things that bailey said she started little towns with bailey what's wrong with you now she can build an army amanda would probably hate me but they'll help with her garden that looks so weird bro hold on hold on this is the moment no this looks even weirder was make the army oh no that's gotta hurt oh they dude they brought their axes that cut deep dude dude you got severed by them yeah that hurt the worm bit the worm has how does it help you know when to water plants it like gets darker like the water creeps up and saturates it this thing is provocative yeah this thing looks like the come on where's my hug give me a hug you know that kid in high school that hugged every girl or like he just wanted for a hug yeah he was like hey no i knew the kid in high school that would just what's up dude punch you as hard as he could that was my dad wait so you don't know the kid that always asks for hugs no i think that means he was the kid dude i could practice public speaking in front of these things i'm gonna do my if i was a valedictorian speech to them oh dude this is intimidating bro try this once yeah they all kind of have their eyes on this is like a nightmare hello let me show the audience this is what it's looking like if you were the valedictorian four scorer and seven years ago i got an a in my math class it was tough i'm not with him multiplication was new to me i'm just next to him but i've grown like you all soon will one day you'll all be on a fish hook in the sea catching fish you're losing me sorry i'll get to the good part i just wish that your sons were as smart as i was wow a whole bus left the remainder of you were all the smart wow i love a good small crowd it's all just my family now wow that was dope the next product is this unique chips an only child would like to try because it's so unique and such a unique experience ketchup chips oh so bad but it's not good i've had them before good doper no no no hmm my name's aside okay no he said nope sorry kj next product all right the next unique product mayonnaise wine gummies i would actually love to try every girl in the room all right chanel were you an only child she wasn't only i knew it all the only children were like wine gummies oh no they're outnumbering us the only child will band together and they will form siblings how was that wine that's just flavored like wine i'm gonna try the this guy oh it doesn't taste like anything this tastes like merlot i can feel it already i know what it tastes like it tastes like my child's vitamins why are you eating your chocolate butter i can smell them so i don't want to eat this dada eat it and that was a live reenactment oh get this bag of dookie out of here hey okay thanks kj but we ready to know all right woods your turn pick a product that you would use all right so as an only child i found myself wanting to create my own worlds or like take care of some sort of world awesome that you work at this company now which is now not called high five studios anymore news flash if that upsets you write down in the comments i'd love to hear it it's called spellbound and if you got a problem don't make us cast a spell on you which you will be bound to us you won't ever leave with an actual tamagotchi yeah okay can you get two amanda will love me yeah yellow tamagotchi dude i've wanted these ever since i was a kid i'm gonna name mine hendrick wait didn't i get one that's the blue one's mine you got the elevated tamagotchi i got one because i'm pretty sure i mentioned amanda and i said i'll get brownie points oh yeah when did these come out those are like early 2000s this is the most only child product i've ever seen what even are tamagotchis they're just little pets that you have to remember to feed or they don't like what are all of these like that is very clearly a dog right but what is that that's a lady bug i wouldn't go that far look at this green one right here that's a duck that's literally a booger as soon as you take this tab out your thing is supposed to turn on how nostalgic is this i've never had a tamagotchi crack the egg how do i crack it i forgot put it on a saucepan drop it in boiling water okay so here are the things in the tamagotchi skin care oh sick care i i read that wrong attention beeps when tamagotchi character wants attention oh oh my gosh i already have kids guys disciplined used when tamagotchi character will not eat even what if tamagotchi character is hungry or if it beeps for no reason the only thing worse than crying children is non-stop beeping bathroom flush after tamagotchi character has used the bathroom otherwise tamagotchi character gets sick oh my gosh this is the instructions do you think being a parent's easy oh there's multiple languages here there's this many languages we don't all speak english this is why i liked samagachi's because they had like an evolution process you can kind of go into like you wanted your uh tamagotchi to be kind of like my tamagotchi is a lawyer dude wait does it actually have to wait to be hatched how come none of us have googled it see this is the problem with fathers we just try to figure it out instead of just learning it's pulsating so five minutes it just needs five minutes childbirth is so inconvenient i'm going golfing he's born dude i've always wanted to watch childbirth oh my god it's just a blob the magic of childbirth here on youtube wow so next product this next one is called arrow and it's a nestle like aerated chocolate so it's a really really light chocolate that's got a lot of bubbles in it so basically what they can do is sell you a lot less chocolate so they just they just sold you half a candy bar yeah they still do have a candy bar in the size of a normal candy bar you can see oh wrong with this cookie you broke it like an ape that's good it's actually a good experience enough for me to turn and look the other way about the fact that i'm getting half the candy but also that might be a good thing because you having half the candy where it feels like you're having full candy that's less calories it's not less calories it's a lot of calories it's like 230 calories in this whole thing i thought it was gonna be crunchy if it was crunchy i would have screamed i feel like a thing only chat only children would get is something to help them socialize anxiety toys there's gonna have been a lot of kids why because a lot of kids are like i'm anxiety because every kid nowadays has anxiety who doesn't have anxiety anyone who says different is selling you something probably anxiety stuff think about things that you'd want to do you're at the house alone no one's there to judge you it's just you and your imagination oh like so like light sabers exactly or like a full spiderman costume what about having a bonfire in your backyard when no one's looking that i wouldn't do but i would play with fire i did that when i was a kid i had a bonfire in my backyard my sister told me fire toys art creativity fire extinguisher squirter toy that looks fun i'm gonna be honest with you it's actually squirt it's kind of like how it was back for me except there was no other kid there for when i start a fire add to cart this is one that i don't remember why we bought these to be flat out on so these are just spray bottles oh this is cool so i like when my shirts wrinkly in the morning and i'm too hot is that what you do with wrinkles you just spray your shirt yeah how do you think you get wrinkles out are you ironing your t-shirts like a buffoon no i don't duh you just leave the wrinkles yeah that makes sense all my target tees i don't put them in the dryer i let them hang no no oh that's what is that oh it's water look how far this goes oh no not oh yo smack bailey this is going easy 15 feet this is the best squirt gun this just looks like leaking caution not for use on pets or moms it does not say that it says that right here i always spray my mom with water jeez oh my god i think you're taking skin off that shot like legit 25 feet it's like a revolver dude you're like i made me eat no not on the computer yeah we just have computers over there man this is fun to spread oh you literally were two inches away from hitting bailey you've already hit bailey no i haven't bailey did matt hit you be honest see bailey i saw you get hit in the face and go you got hit in the face i'll do it don't lie these are shockingly dope actually yeah dope sure i don't know why we got these i know now why fun next product next product no you're supposed to take action not just cower don't do it oh this is a standoff oh i got him he missed me i legit missed you okay next product smarties have you had these yeah no you haven't they're chocolate oh no this is a smarties why do they look so dumb they look like uh lazy m ms oh it literally has a candy shell unlike m m's are they bad oh oh it tastes like raisins yeah oh they do no uh we rate nope next product i was gonna say type in axe body spray and a lighter okay so here's the thing not every only child is over here just like jerry-rigging things bailey you're an only child right have you ever used axe body spray in a lighter she hasn't but have you used a flamethrower have you ever wanted to use a flamethrower have you ever wanted to torch someone she said this we have two different only childs like we have one that's like a bit more like less rebellious it seems like we can't typecast them like we thought because we're unique that's good that's actually really good high quality should we get this wrist flame thrower yeah we're getting this this is literally one we've used fireball shooters but this is new this is a new fireball shooter bye well at least now we have these right yeah at least wow you're really clear early quite responsible don't you ever talk to me with a bubble in your throat hey honey disrespect okay so this one we've gotta set up we're gonna vlog it for you guys so we're gonna come back to this these are actually hyper dangerous caution caution we are professionals hey guys this is the flamethrower it took us a while to get this and get it going some of you might have already seen this before in a long time ago like old matthias stuff this one has a remote yeah remote controlled flamey throwy boy let it ride just don't point it at me is it on dude my voice made two like mickey mouse sounds the flames did not even scare me it was just you go all right woods take two we want to see if it flies a little further that was tight oh here we go again fly worst flame spitter ever all right well that's a nope nothing barely worked and when it did it was like it was more exciting when it almost hurt us which is not a good sign that being said we're also professionals so right woods oh oh the fact that this thing sucks pond water let me see it go on next product can you search up uh imagination have you ever described an imagination into anything yeah yeah go to instagram they have a lot of like enneagram gift guides let me just type in neogram gift guide jewelry vintage or something colorful with colorful past poetry a handwritten letter yeah write me a letter everyone write what's the letter in the comments hold on you think etsy has handwritten letters oh i bet oh a handwritten personalized letter i can't write i can't read cursive get one that's typed a handwritten type letter yeah hand typed imagine giving someone a letter from yourself like oh you wrote me a letter no i paid someone to write you a letter that takes more than that than writing the letter should i really get yes 100 let's say we really like how woods is unique this is for my best friend who's an only child is extremely unique he loves everything about the government that sets him apart what's the occasion this is for his last day on earth that's hilarious yes i'm too emotional to write this myself and i would love for you to help me through write this i have no other notes why wouldn't you just press send why would you say i don't want them to hit me i'll be like this seems very personal i'm just like no you know my name in there yeah bye now oh is this the letter this is the letter this is the letter it's for you woods what does it say on the front it departed from our lives departed from our lives no cash it's to you woodland you have shown me the importance of being myself being one of a kind that is what you are one in a million you've always set yourself away from the crowds away from normal people away from normal people you always made sure you were never caught seeming like other people and you did a darn good job i have the most admiring respect for your individualism for most people do not have the ability to be themselves especially in a world like this though this letter brings food and brings me such heartache i know you will live forever in my heart oh wait how does this card work will we just put this on his grave this was my good bye letter to woods oh my gosh this poor etsy lady dude can you imagine it's not writing that yourself hey my friend's dying can you write the letter for me and she was like it pains me to write this oh no oh you guys feel so bad now you gotta hit her back up no way she can watch the video you gotta send her the link he actually isn't leaving but would can i get that back and give it to you when i yeah it's necessary i'm on my yeah this is for wood's birthday cause it's gonna catch him off guard again thank you lady who wrote that how would you rate that as an only child honestly that's a no why because you're alive but i look forward to getting it later on in my life oh did i get you no what did you dodge that dude impressed next product all right woods you get the last product make it a banger a lot of pressure bailey you got to help me out i'm really thinking it's something to do romantically your only childness has really pushed you into being quite the ladies man i feel like so you really crave the affection of another when's the last time he's gone on a date with less personal okay so not recently i'm good on my own for a while so so you've really gone back to your only childhood it's been rough out there yes what do you want right now actually he's got something he's locked in i was like a printer and i was like oh get life-sized brother type that in oh my gosh the sponsored product right next to your brother printer wait is that earn clear memory jar oh thank goodness you know it's been so long since grandpa passed i forget what he looks like what right there he was great and he's great now get a bunch of matching pajama sets you guys can be siblings at the end we'll get them all together and they'll be siblings after all mama's little rat have you ever heard mama's little rat is that me in 50 years it's wood me chanel and bailey yeah that's the one i'm large you know your onesie size how'd the car oh this was for uh bailey and chanel well go get in these are heavy duty you guys are gonna have some fun yeah you guys have to have like a sleepover yeah a sleepover nesquik i don't know what a sleepover entails well you just described our sleepovers they just locked into place like my feet just locked into place dude you look like winnie the pooh chanel looks great you guys look so good all right everybody get on the set get on the chair yeah so all three of you are only children welcome we're gonna go through i'm gonna ask a question and each one of you will answer and if you all have the same answer actually that would break the game because they would hear each other no they can do it at the same time what sorry my tamagotchi needs me oh he pooped which was your favorite parent mom or dad three two one mom poor dads well i really don't want kids anymore when you asked your mom for something what would she say one two three go we got a little bit of variables that's why she doesn't like that if you were to want a sibling would you want a brother or a sister one two three brother they all want the exact same like as themselves yeah if you could have the choice of having a sibling would you one two three no what was the question all right guys well to sign off this last part just tell me your favorite thing about being an only child i don't have to deal with anybody like you guys but you do now see the issue with that is now you weren't prepared for us and that shows next person lots of alone time do you like some alone time i'm going to privacy privacy yeah don't google her ever ever chanel so much attention so much attention i respect this wow we got two opposites there thank you very much for coming to this episode of doper nope this has been tweedledee and tweedledum and we are here with three alone children if you guys want to see more doper note video there video there one of them will keep you in our hair all right\n"