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No, no, no, no, no, no, no!&$#@!- I think we're done, dude.- I'm starting to sense a divide between the teams.- Nice lap!- I've never been so nervous in all my life.- It's gonna be down to the wire.- Also, you're dead to me now.

I know we just met.- Whoa- What?- That's a lie!- One lap with all of your most valuable possessions on top of your car.Fastest time wins.- These are the valuable possessions?- Yeah!

(laptop clicking)What do you know, you don't know anything about 'puters.This is Car Wars!- That was really good.(collective agreeing)- Ooh.Ah.Oh.

Oh my God.(regal music)- He's Canadian,(clapping)he's got earrings,and he's literally 1000 times smarter than Nolan.And Nolan is not that dumb.Ladies and gentlemen, the host of Linus Tech Tips, Mr. Linus Sebastian.(clapping)

What do I do?(laughing)- Okay, so today's challenge is based on the classic goof of leaving a bunch of stuff on top of your car.Nolan, what are the exact rules?- All right, so were gonna have two teams of two drivers.Each driver will take one lap with five valuables on top of their car.If their valuable falls off of your car,you can have your teammate get out and get it.Which ever team has the lowest combined time wins.And loser gets a punishment(mocking)- A punishment.- You guys didn't say anything about that.- Oh no.- No!(laughing)- Oh no!

The punishment for today...- The hottest chip in the world.I've experienced this first hand.(suspenseful music)

For today's challenge we have accumulated some items that you would potentially leave on top of your car.Coffee cup.- Laptop.- That looks like a dummy phone.No it's not.(mumbling)Holy crap, that's a brand new phone.- Whoa!- This is nicer than my phone.Is this a good phone?- Uh--- Backpack.- We've got a bag lunch.-

WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: en- No, no, no, no, no, no, no!&$#@!- I think we're done, dude.- I'm starting to sense adivide between the teams.- Nice lap!- I've never been sonervous in all my life.- It's gonna be down to the wire.- Also, you're dead to me now.I know we just met.- Whoa- What?- That's a lie!- One lap with all of yourmost valuable possessionson top of your car.Fastest time wins.- These are the valuable possessions?- Yeah!(laptop clicking)What do you know, you don'tknow anything about 'puters.This is--- Car Wars!- That was really good.(collective agreeing)- Ooh.Ah.Oh.- Oh my God.(regal music)- He's Canadian,(clapping)he's got earrings,and he's literally 1000times smarter than Nolan.And Nolan is not that dumb.Ladies and gentleman, thehost of Linus Tech Tips,Mr. Linus Sebastian.(clapping)- What do I do?(laughing)- Okay, so today's challenge is basedon the classic goof of leaving a bunchof stuff on top of your car.Nolan, what are the exact rules?- All right,so were gonna have twoteams of two drivers.Each driver will take one lapwith five valuables on top of their car.If their valuable falls off of your car,you can have your teammate get out and get it.Which ever team has thelowest combined time wins.And loser gets a punishment(mocking)- A punishment.- You guys didn't say anything about that.- Oh no.- No!(laughing)- Oh no!- The punishment for today ...- The hottest chip in the world.- I've experienced this first hand.(suspenseful music)- For today's challenge wehave accumulated some itemsthat you would potentiallyleave on top of your car.Coffee cup.- Laptop.- That looks like a dummy phone.No it's not.(mumbling)Holy crap, that's a brand new phone.- Whoa!- This is nicer than my phone.Is this a good phone?- Uh--- Backpack.- We've got a bag lunch.- "I never wanted you."Ahh, Mom!(whining)This car has a panoramicsun roof which is glass.- All glass.- Makes it very slippery.- Both teams gets eight rubber bands,see if that grips up the bottom.Significantly better.- Basically don't worryabout them falling forwardbecause we can just grab them.- We don't have to worryabout them falling--- The other thing we cando is strategically placethe items on the roof.- Hold on a second, hold on, hold on,who's to say that it couldn't go in there?(laughing)- You guys can't have an open sunroof.- What?- What?- What, you're makingup new rules over here.- Yeah, we're racing therule book, man, not you.- Jesse and Zach arethe official officials,I've made it official!- All right.- Then you turn back to your car.- It's official!Jesse and Zach are officiallythe officials.- Are you the tech inspector?- No!- All right, then prepareyour race car.- I just said ...- All right, so what we're gonna do ismake a little tent out of our laptopto keep other things under it.- And they're all touching the roof.- I like it!(clapping)- It's ground breaking.- It's my act of coffee cup era.- So this is what we'reexpecting to happen mid race.(backpack falling)- Oo!- Okay.- That'll happen.- Am I good?This is a good spot for me?So we've opted to utilize our-- James for Josh?Yeah, I just wanna, canyou ask KIA if they're coolwith us driving this cararound with the trunk open?- Uh, unfortunatelythat's a big negative.- Is he gonna play that card?- Ahhh.- Dang, dude, it wassuch a good idea, too.- Oh, you know what?(trunk closing)No, that stinks, I'm sorry guys.How do you feel about it, Nolan?- I'm feeling all right.I think James is a (beep).Huh?- Okay, so the course isahh ... it's confusing.So we start out, there'sa left, and then a left.- It gets verydifficult, very quickly.- That 360 degree- Yeah!Right hand turns, slalom afterthat is surprisingly tight,and then a left and a right.- Then it wasinto yet another Slalom,luckily shorter that time.- Then there's ahard right, to a straight.To a hard left across the line.- Honestly, I think Nolanwas severely underestimatedwhen he got picked last.I mean second, yeah, but also last.- As a team I think the word I would useto describe Linus and Nolan is mean.- And I'm feeling reallygood, I'm feeling really goodabout our team synergy here.- Yeah, I like whatwe've got going on here.- Yeah.- Linus is one clever mother (beep) dude.- And I cannot stress this enough,I do not want to eat that pepper!Test run went well (doorslamming), pretty happywith our initial placement.- Of all the thingswe've ever done at Donut,this is the one I wanna win the most.- It's just one chip, it's just one chip.(grunting)(dramatic music beating)- All right, enough theatrics, guys.- Whadya mean?(suspenseful music)- Part of me thinks thatjust coming out hereand having fun woulda been enough, but ...I guess we gotta have a punishment.Three, two, one.Go!All right (beep) James Bond.(laughing)- Nice smooth accelerationoutta the gate there.Nice smooth acceleration.(slow music)- It was smart to brace the items- Yeah, I guess- on the sides.- Against the rails there.- Don't get too greedy.Man, I don't know aboutthat laptop choice.(laughing)- All right, all right, watch the cones.Keep it a little wide,keep it a little wide.Not that hard.- Going into the slalom.- This is where theycould run into trouble.- Yes.Very cautious, which makes me wonderwhat Zach Job is going to do in his run?- Okay, okay, okay.- You're pushing,- You're good.- You're on the razors edge, you know!- Yeah, yeah!- I wonder if they havethe same plan as us?One cautious run, one let her rip run.- I think so.- Look at us go!- Ah, the laptop's startingto slide a little bit,looks like.- Okay, watch the left,slow, watch the left.Watch that cone?Nice.But then watch that left at the end.Nothing moved an inch,nothing moved at all!(clapping)And there goes the laptop!(laughing)- It doesn't count!- Very good job.- It was a clean run.- Nice lap!(clapping)- Now you gotta do it withall that sweat in your pants!(laughing)(rock music)- I'm a little nervous, dude.Nervous, legal.- We agreed on rules, so it is legal.- Oo, never been so nervous in my life.- Three, two, one, go!(suspenseful music)- How are we doing?- You're good.(digital beeping)- Oh my god, what is that?- He's cooking.- He's flying.He's doing at least nine!(laughing)- Turn, tightening it up?- Yeah, tighten it up.- How are we looking?- You're good.30 seconds.(exhaling)- Okay .Watch me on the slalom here.- Yep.- The thing is, with their stack,they could be going even faster right now.- We're at a minute.- We're at a minute, okay.- Yeah, you're good, you're fine.You're fine.- Yep.Just take it easy.- Take it easy.Don't over cook it- You're fine.- I don't have to crush the time,I just have to beat it.- No, you're good.- Just match it, or beat it.Okay.- You're good.You're fine, Linus.(laughing)Oh!(crashing)- Oh!- Oh!- What?Stop, stop.- Yes!- Yeah!Yes!- Backpack (beep)(sneakers running)- Make sure you get it around the cup.Kay, you're good, you'regood, you're good.- The backpack, Nolan!(cheering)- That cup's leaning, though?- Yeah, it is, it is.- Okay, can you see it?- Yeah, yeah, they haven't reacted yet,so probably ...(digital beeping)(backpack crashing)(beep)- See, Nolan's freaking out,he's just throwing stuff back up there.(laughing)Making it worse for himself.- He can taste the chip!(laughing)- Don't bother taping it up, yeah.Okay, we're good, we're good.- Okay, good, good.Phew!- Oh my god.Oh no!(backpack crashing)- Oh my god!- Is that it again?Ah shit.(whispering)- Throw it in the middle.- Well that blisteringlap just turned intoa big bag of (beep).(sad music)- Kill us.- Yeah.- Okay, we're, I think we're done, dude.(sad music)(whispering)(sad music)- Two minutes, 35 seconds.- All right.- Phew.(car door slams)Ahh!- I'm gonna go to the gym.(laughing)- You were cooking.- You guys were so hotaround the first half.- Until that fell off,you were just destroying-- Yeah, felt like a good run.(rock music)- Oo.(exhaling)So actually now I'm morenervous about this partbecause I don't wanna run.- We shouldn't havekept putting it back onin the same spot.I think we can still do it.It all depends on howthis run for them goes.- You're gonna have toscrew up for them to win.- I know.- Three, two, one, go!- Oh, they're going a littleless cautious this time.- A little less cautious.- I don't even need to beat your time.- Because I don't thinkNolan can make up 15 seconds.- I don't think so either.- Okay, are they going to drop something?Because if they don't drop something,I think we're done.- If they don't we're (beep).- Yeah.- Nice gentle left, and thenwe're gonna just absolutelymash it through this back bit.(laughing)- Drop something.I think we're eating that chip, dude.- Yep, we are.- We're gonna do our best though.- Yeah.- Ah, dude, this feels fast.This feels good.Feels like a good one.(clapping)- What's the time?- That felt good.- What's the time?- That felt good.(chattering)They're walking away likethey don't like what they saw.- No, no, we like what we saw.You guys did great.- Very nice, how quick can weget outta here in this car?(laughing)- Can I get a time?- 2:08.- 2:08!(rock music)- There's still a chance that,there's still a good chancewe're not gonna be ableto beat them, but we'regonna give ourselvesour best shot.(doors slamming)(heart beating)- So the officials just toldus they need to do a 1:51if they wanna beat us.(door slamming)(exhaling)- 1:51(suspenseful music)- I'm so nervous.- Me too.- In three, two, one, go!(suspenseful music)- Yep, you're good,you're good, you're good.- Nolan came to play, baby!- You're good, bud.You're good, keep it up.You're good, keep going.A little more.- I'm okay, I'm gonna go.- Yep, you're good.- Ah, (beep).- I didn't go wide enough.(suspenseful music)- Oh, he didn't make it.- No!- Frigg it, frig git(croaking)- Well that might have beenthe nail in their chip coffin.(beep)- Now he's a little shook.- Accelerate hard, you're good.Acceleration doesn't hurt us.- It's gonna be downto the wire, right now.(suspenseful music)- You're it, perfect, you're good.You're good, keep it up.- Oh, oh, oh, oh.- You're good- Okay.- You're good, keep it up.- Okay.Oh!(suspenseful music)- Little harder.- Okay.(suspenseful music)- Keep it up.- Kay.- Good pace, good pace.(suspenseful music)Go ahead, rip it around this corner.(suspenseful music)You're good.- I can't believe they'vestill got everything up.- Keep it up, keep it up.Rip it!- It's so close!No way!- Rip it, take it hard.Take it hard.You're good, you're good.You're good!Hit it, hit it, hit it!(shouting)- Oh!(collective shouting)(laughing)(laughing)- We don't even know how to celebrate.- I don't know what happened.- That's okay.Get out of here.(door opening)- 1:39.- No!(shouting)(cheering)(shouting)- No, (sobbing), no!- What's up now, boys?- That's the guy that'seaten the chip before.(celebrating)(shouting)- No!- Congratulations man, that was something.- Ahh!(shouting)- I thought we had you guys done.Then I thought we were done.(laughing)- It could not have been more exciting.- You cannot write drama like that.- Oh my god.- My knees are weak.(laughing)- You guys fought sohard, I almost feel badwatching you do this.- I feel really bad.- Until I consideredthat if it wasn't you,it would be me.- Zach, we can't dothis two days in a row.- All right,we'll figure something out.(eerie music)- Oh my god, dude, I don't wanna do this!Just wanna give a big thanksto KIA for making Car Warspossible and giving us theseawesome chariots to battle in.Today's KIA is the 2020 Sportage SX Turbo.It's perfect for the driverwho doesn't want a huge SUVbut still wants a ton offeatures and practicality.This puppy is powered by atwo liter, four cylinder turbomaking 240 horsepower and260 pound feet of torque.Power goes through the front wheels,or with optional all wheel drivefor more challenging conditions.Inside the Sportagehas all of the goodies.You want a wireless phone charger?Done.Apple Car Play and Android Auto?Done.How 'bout ventilated front seatsand a heated steering wheel?Double done.Sportage is absolutely packedwith safety features, too.It has forward collision avoidance assistwith pedestrian protection.KIA lane assist helps youstay between the linesand drive attention warninghelps keep you focusedbehind the wheel.That's a smart car!Thanks again to KIA and the 2020 Sportagefor making this episode possible.- Oh!(laughing)(drum roll)(booming)- I want you toknow I take no joy in this.Whoa!(collective ooing)(laughing)- Look at his tongue!(laughing)- I'll try a little bit.- Boys.- She's a slow creeper.- Can I have water?- Thanks for watching Car Wars,make sure you subscribe and like(sighing)comment be (coughing) below.- Subscribe to LinusTechTips, too.You guys are gonna cutthat (beep) out, aren't ya?- Thank you Linus, for comingout and playing with us.- Yeah man.- That was a lot of fun, you guys.- Pleasure to meet you.- This was an absolute blast.- Oo!(vomiting sound)