I ENTERED MY $1500 ARMY BLAZER IN A JEEP ROCK CRAWL!!! They Said it Would Be 'IMPOSSIBLE...'

The Difficulty of the Trail: A Blazer's Perspective

As I embarked on this challenging trail, I couldn't help but think that it was going to be difficult. The words of my guide, Matt, echoed in my mind as he warned me about the treacherous terrain ahead. "It's only getting more difficult from here," he said, and I couldn't agree more. My trusty little blazer, however, seemed determined to prove him wrong.

The Terrain: A Violent Ride

As we set off on our journey, the bumps and impacts became increasingly frequent and violent. The rocks were like giant projectiles, hurtling towards us at breakneck speeds, forcing me to hit the brakes repeatedly to avoid disaster. I swear, it's a miracle that the blazer didn't suffer any major damage from these relentless assaults. The impact of each rock was worse than any jump, and I could feel the tension building up inside my vehicle with every passing second.

Wet Tires and Treacherous Bumps

The condition of our tires seemed to be the determining factor in our success on this trail. Wet rocks were making everything more treacherous, and I found myself leaning precariously towards one side just to avoid hitting a particularly large rock. The road ahead looked like an obstacle course, with no clear path to follow. My guide's words of encouragement echoed in my mind: "It's city," he said. But I knew that this was far from over.

A Bubble of Safety

For a brief moment, we entered a bubble of safety as our group made it through a particularly rough stretch. The trail guide, Kyle, had taken the lead and expertly navigated us through some of the most treacherous terrain on the trail. I felt a surge of relief wash over me as we emerged from this challenging section, knowing that we were one step closer to completing our journey.

A Close Call with a Tree

As we rounded a particularly sharp bend, disaster almost struck when my tire clipped a tree branch, sending us careening towards a massive rock face. But thanks to the momentum of my vehicle, I was able to avoid catastrophe and steer us back on course. The close call left me shaken but grateful that no one was hurt.

A Moment of Suspense

When Kyle took off, drifting over the hill in his vehicle, I felt my heart skip a beat. It was like watching a scene from a movie – the sense of wonder and awe was palpable as he soared over the treacherous terrain with ease. And then, just when I thought things couldn't get any more intense, Kyle expertly navigated us up a particularly steep incline.

The Road Ahead: More Rock, More Bumps

As we continued on our journey, the road ahead looked like an endless stretch of rock-strewn chaos. The blazer was put through its paces as I hit bump after bump, my vehicle threatening to stall under the pressure. And just when I thought things couldn't get any worse, I realized that my transmission had failed – a shocking revelation that left me shaken.

Conclusion

As we conclude our journey on this treacherous trail, I am left with mixed emotions. The blazer has proven itself to be more than capable of handling the demands of this challenging terrain, but at what cost? My vehicle is battered and bruised, its once-pristine engine now sporting a new dent in the side panel. And yet, despite the chaos and uncertainty that surrounded us every step of the way, we made it out alive – if not unscathed.

A Word of Thanks

I want to extend my sincerest gratitude to our guide, Kyle, who put up with my nervous energy and helped me navigate this treacherous terrain. I also owe a debt of thanks to the rest of our group, who stuck by me through thick and thin. And finally, I'd like to give a shout-out to my trusty little blazer – it may not be the prettiest vehicle on the road, but it's got more guts than most cars twice its size.

Parting Shot

As we wrap up our journey on this epic trail, I'll leave you with one final thought: never underestimate the power of a well-crafted trail. It can reduce even the most seasoned adventurer to tears and tantrums – as I can attest to after tackling this beast of a trail.

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just don't know what to expect yet but it's gonna be great I'm pretty sure it's like almost a full tank and this thing hasn't got 32 gallon fuel tank it's insane three-quarters of a tank I don't even think the key has to be in there I'm pretty sure that's accurate with the truck off so there we go yeah plenty of fuel for our event today no what the heck is that John I thought though it's a person behind me and I just noticed something funny when you're ruthless spray-painted off-road rig is inspected and legal but your daily driver tow rig is out of inspection and not legal I'm actually being healthy today and I'm not getting a monster I'm getting a water and some grapes for energy something you'll learn about Sheets is they have like somehow they have the best grapes in the world like always the most plump and juicy grapes telling you look at that is that not the nicest set of grapes you have ever seen in your whole life please don't fall they're so good it's like they're crunchy I'll be about an hour and a half later not really but I have to say that since I was here first here comes the right hand drive toyota landcruiser cool thing about that truck is it's a diesel which is even more rare and Kyle did bring out the Jeep I told him I was like hey I got a trailer for you when your Jeep breaks down because it is a Jeep so glad he brought it he's back there Oh chase is in there too Wow areas check him out on now that's his Instagram as well are you telling me I was here before you I was early I said I got the trailer for when it breaks down looks ready get the rock sliders on the hell you got him good dude I'm looking a lot you got bigger tires than me buddy 35 yeah I'm a little guy out there today right all right everybody is fueled up and we are ahead now tell you what this trip really makes me appreciate this truck because uphill as you can see maintaining almost 80 miles per hour at like 2,000 rpms like this truck doesn't have to work hard at all to pull this thing and it just it's really really easy like I really appreciate having this trying I rarely use it but it's nice when I need it 99.9% sure this guy's actually Santa Claus and instead of a slide he's using an 18-wheeler definitely well yeah I don't know could be kind of look like driving a truck that's a hard job my grandpa after World War two drove a tanker truck for Hershey where they make the chocolate I live at her she drove a tanker truck full of milk for Hershey for like 40 42 or 43 years and it's definitely we are here now they went that way and I got directed to go this way I'm guessing because I have a trailer or maybe because I don't have a Jeep well my key has a Toyota button yes Wow definitely in the right place now this is this is my lifestyle I could get used to this u-haul trailer that was me like a month ago right well I'm backed up here next to this guy kind of just because like no I I asked another guy nobody knows where to go so I'm just this looks good everybody's just kind of finding a spot and here we are look at that like rock crawl and buggy thing down there that's sweet chillin own with Steve this thing is rigged up with a bolt that I have to take off to give me enough slack to move this carabiner it's a whole it's a whole Senate Steve system here it's like that we are in the Blazer ready to go so I just tell my little blazer with me wherever I need it oh my goodness that looks great but I don't want to go I don't know if I'm allowed in there or what but that looked that was enticing right there folks that took a lot of restraint you should all be proud of me that took a lot of restraint I'll hit this one though yes hey bud it's going well man we are ready he's ready look at that line up holy crap there's so many jeeps they are literally all jeeps oh my goodness Wow that is really cool though look at that line up is something out of a movie I'm all signed up and ready to go in group 23 move this to the back so other people can see but we are ready and look at the amount of vehicles already here and still tons of other people coming in it's gonna be freakin epic lines are huge let me stand on top of the Blazer actually so you can really kind of see how many view Wow this is a view I didn't even see yet so many vehicles 99% jeeps but holy crap that is a line up good to see you as well they are rolling out to the trails a holy crap I can't believe it I can't this looks so insane guys this have been look at that thing over there this event is not unlike anything I have ever seen before and we're off we are off I don't know where we're going I don't know what it's gonna look like but we're all already hitting a few little puddles which you guys know I love of course and it's looking like this is mostly gonna be like a lot of rock so I don't know about rocks you know I've never really done rocks before it's a little bumpy it's definitely go we're definitely rattling a little bit here look at that Jeep camper oh yeah it's actually uh this is just the beginning so I don't know I'm kind of nervous now about the blazer but these are the easier trails some of these because like I don't have locking hips I'm just gonna have to pull sand on on some of these like that's what's gonna have to happen the good thing about it is the group is so large that we're going pretty slow so it's not like I get left behind I'm also not at the end so I appreciate that they're tight trails too definitely tight trails I thought about bringing the Duramax up here like two years ago and I'm glad I didn't I don't think I would fit on any of these trails that's tough the Blazer has got to come up this I don't know if my Blazers gonna do it I mean I'll just have to I could just wait at the bottom and just send it up Wow this is definitely top and the blazer is kind of wide - Wow wow dude that rock is I don't know about this one body I don't know man I thought my blazer doesn't have a lot of travel all right just just watch it here then all right here you go he's gonna lead you down this one you're pretty much set up I believe to go down it so just slow it down all right close you can off this drop I think you I think you're hung up yeah laughter the tree that is tight down there guys it might not look like it but the Blazers a lot wider than the Jeep's something I definitely know from parking in parking them both in the garage and it's tight coming around that could you got to come around that sharp corner and then come up with over all these rocks sorry I'm like out of breath this is so cool and the Jeep's have those locking diffs and then I did get stuck for a second on that rock hatches on the rock now I'm guessing that kind of looks fresh so that might have very well been been from me yeah I just yeah just scraped it the whole way that's all right nope I don't mind that's my 50th that truck has been through so much I look at this draw about four feet you can go down as flow or gases or of the drop nearby you're right so epic so we were able to make it through the first major obstacle okay but they tell me that it only gets more difficult from here and I'll be honest I think that seemed to be about the limit of the Blazer but I guess we'll find out cannot possibly explain to guys or show you guys how violent these rocks really are like you would just never know it unless you're here but they are in saying the bumps I'm hitting today some of the impacts I kid you not or worse than the jump they're wort like the impacts are worse than that I mean it is insane and the rocks like the tires are wet it's definitely a challenge definitely it's city I'm telling you that was our bubble no way I'd make it down here yeah there's no way there's no way greens are turning to like blacks and reds from all around like here obviously I could just like you know let off the brakes and it would go but that big rock down there I don't know and it doesn't look good when the trail guide loses his tire because this is a far better setup than what I have to drive over that pipe go over here it's tough out here it's no joke it's really no joke at all and it always is way scarier than it looks on camera but when you're in there and you're like leaning like this in your vehicle it's definitely scary oh man should be good now I got some rocks therefore undergone you can run into it good job Goff we almost took out the tree there but I had the momentum and I didn't want to stop to get over that rock and I did basically took down a small tree but we made it that's all that matters we and I did not want to look to the left over that massive cliff he'll guide Matt is awesome he knows exactly how to guide you and you can't really see so you just kind of have to trust him but this is I mean epic better than I thought it was gonna be I'm having the time of my life out here with the little blazer and I mean that the people are so everyone's so nice and friendly and helpful to everybody it's like you're all in this together to make it out downhill is just brutal like freakin absolute punishment right now giant rocks extremely like you run into rock you're so far facing I don't even know how to talk you're facing so far downward and yet you hit rocks big enough to just stop you in your tracks oh my god there goes my phone like this is brutal holy crap this is insane this is insane look at this and I know it's not gonna look like much but like it's nuts it never looks like much on camera that's the worst part of doing this stuff but it's I mean you can hear it just listen to the crap look listen to it oh god I don't know how the Blazers doing it I really don't I really don't my battery took a tumble how do I have no negative terminal I'm still driving well I owe everybody in the group a big apology and a big THANK YOU I held up the group for about 15 minutes because I lost my GoPro obviously I did find it well actually I didn't they found it in the engine bay of the Blazer so I guess when I was fixing the battery I dropped it and lost track of it but I felt really bad and a big thank you to my man Kyle cheapened daily on YouTube check him out head over to his channel and give him a sub and he was helping me look more in the whole time and he's doing a little drift that's not stewed I don't think I can make it up this are you doing it I think I can't watch me he says he's coming up over this hill Wow what in the world did I just witness did you even try here he comes coming up the canyon now you got a fourth the rest of the way riding that real whoa totally airborne that wheel Mikey looks awesome yeah yeah I was gonna say turn yeah man is a he's a great trail guy though he can got anybody look at that there we go he's got it that's up yes worst thing I've ever done is drive over these godforsaken rocks I'll do anything excite the rocks they're huge look at this drop god dinner this is terrible I know it because my truck is so ridiculous looking come on blazer come on Oh come on maybe we're bouncing all over the place wow that's a over power through you stalled uh-oh yeah well I think it I think my trans is gone you guys enjoyed this video most likely tomorrow I'll be uploading like a part too because I have so much footage to go through I don't think I can cram it all into one episode but if you did enjoy don't forget to give it a thumbs up thanks for watching take care and have a great night\n"