The Art of Wasting Time: 10 Weirdest Apps to Try

Hello and welcome back to another installment of "10 apps that will waste your life"! I'm Matthias, and I'm excited to share with you ten weird and wacky apps that Bryan and I have discovered. Bryan is right here, so let's give him a warm welcome.

Before we dive into the list, I want to remind everyone to click the bell icon next to my channel name on desktop and mobile devices to get notified when I upload new content. And, as promised, I'll be responding to comments in the first thirty minutes of every upload from now on. So, make sure you do that!

Now, let's get started with our first app. It's called Melon-Tap, and it's designed to help you pick out a ripe melon. Sounds simple enough, right? Well, we're about to put this app to the test. We'll start by selecting a melon, and then Bryan will press his iPhone 2-3 inches away from the melon. The app will start listening to the sound of his tapping, and we'll see if it can accurately determine the ripeness of the melon.

Let's test this out first with Bryan's head. *laughs* Bryan is ready? SHH! Okay, let's go! *tap tap* *tap tap* *tap tap*. It looks like his head is too ripe for Melon-Tap! *laughs* Bryan was hitting that hard, and I guess the app didn't quite catch on. No worries, we'll move on to a real melon. We have an actual watermelon here, so let's give it a try.

Okay, Bryan will press his iPhone away from this watermelon, and we'll see what happens. *knock knock*. It looks like the app is still unsure about the ripeness of this watermelon. I don't know exactly how to tap it; maybe you're supposed to spank it a little bit? Don't worry, Bryan, you can try again.

The app seems to be having trouble with this particular melon, but let's try another one. This time, Bryan will press his iPhone away from... *knock knock*. Yes, the app is still not sure about this watermelon. It looks like no matter what Bryan does, it's too ripe! But wait, what's going on now? The app seems to be speaking gibberish, and Bryan is getting a little anxious. "Geez, you're reckless with that knife!" *laughs*

The app has decided to spit out some weird sound effects, and Bryan doesn't seem to know how to react. The sound of the watermelon being squelched is not pleasant, and I'm starting to think that maybe this melon was indeed too ripe. But don't worry, we'll try again with another melon.

Maybe this next app will be more successful. Let's see... This app is called... *checks notes* ...it's a bit hard to read. Anyway, it seems like the first app we're going to try is Melon-Tap, which we've already discussed. I'm not sure if you guys are ready for what's coming next, but we're about to move on to an even weirder app.

The second app we'll be trying is... *checks notes* ...I forgot the name of this one, so let me check Bryan's list real quick. Ah yes! This one is called "App Name". I'm not sure what it does, but Bryan assures us that it's weird and wacky. Let's give it a try!

Bryan is ready? SHH! Okay, let's see what this app has to offer. *music starts playing*

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enOh game over*upbeat techno music*What's going on guys I am Matthiasand welcome back to another 10 apps that will waste your life!Bryan, right here- say hello Bryan.Went through all of your lovely commentsand suggestions for the weirdest apps you could findand he picked tenThat I, haven't seen before yet,I will demonstrate for you.They're weird. They're wacky. They're strange. They're cooky. They 're-That's all the adjectives I have.Before we get into to it though,guys, make sure you click the bell icon next to my channel name on desktop and on Mobileto get notified when I uploadBecause I WILL BE responding to comments in the first thirty minutes of every upload from here on out *clap*So make sure you do that*Jazzy Music*The first app today we're looking at is calledMelon-TapPick desired melon to test Hold iPhone 2-3 inches from melonPress hand icon and begin patting melon to Continue until app finishes listeningSo this app is designed to help you pick out a ripe melon?Before we test this melon though, let's test my head*Bryan laughs*Let's see how ripe my head isAre you ready?SHH.Listen...Ready?*tap**tap tap**tap**tap tap*Watermelon too ripe!*You wanna try again?Ow dude did I make a bunch of marks on my forehead?I was like hitting that hardI was likePTCHEPITHCEPTCHELet's go test it out on an actual watermelon*knock**knock**knock**knock**knock**knock*Too. ripe. Too ripe!This thing is too ripe!Let's try it we have another melon hereI don't know exactly how I'm supposed to tap itY'now (muttering) give it a little like, tap tap, or if I'm supposed to spank it a little bit, I DON'T KNOW.so we are gonna try this one*knock* *knock* *knock*too ripeI don't think this thing knows what it's talking aboutI think no matter you do is too ripe.watch I am not gonna do any thingwatermelon not ripeIt does do something different!We will find out..*stabby stabby*(Brian)Geez, you're reckless with that knife!If it's actually too ripe*sped-up gibberish*Ooh!*gross chew squelching*Eughh!Eugh-*cough*That does not taste good..Maybe it IS too ripe..I'm just gonna..*Brian laughing*Do you think we can return this?*Brian* Uhh, let me see..*Brian* Yeah, I think so*music*This next app is called \"Punch my face\"..Uhh, I'm assuming I put my face on thereAnd then I punch my own face?Why would I want to punch my own face?I love my face! Am I right?I'm gonna make an angry face! Ahhh!*picture taken*Ahh, that's uglyZoom in.. We're gonna zoom....like that!That looks about rightThere we goBoom!That looks goodWowBut that doesn'tThere we go, that's a little betterOh, wait!Here we go!Here we go! I'm..*stammering*Let's do the suit and tieLet's do the suit and tieLet's do Hollywood StageBecause yeah! I'm really close to hollywood!Let's pick that!Karate chop, 2000 coins?!Slap?I've gotta pay to have these moves?Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!Ready!What? See, I'm punching myself, man!Boom! Boom!Why do I wanna punch myself, man?Ooh, uppercut! uppercut! uppercut!Dude, how do I know?I think I'm winning..I'm not sure though!*Brian* YeahYes!Look, I got 500 coins!Lets get 500 more coinsI can block, yes!Boom! Boom! Boom!Boomboomboomboomboom!(fast)Blocking your hit! Blocking you, baby!Boom,boom,boom,boom! Uppercut!Uppercut!Two-sided uppercuts!Block! Block! Block!I'm blocking some of the hits though,but did I win by that much more?*laughing*I need to play so much more to even get the ability--to add a slap!You gotta level up 5000 points just to slapBut only a mere 3000 more to have a baseball bat with nails in itWhat?Next app!*music*The next app is called \"brace yourself\"Ohh. This app, you put braces. On your own face.I've never had braces.I have decently straight teeth.I- I- I've got some crookedness there, right?So let's- let's- let's apply some braces to me because that needs to be improved, right?You can't have flaws as a human!Am I right?You can't have slightly crooked teeth, right?No one will accept you.Let's take a picture of my- of my mug.Here.*picture noise*Beautiful photo.There we go, let's add some braces to this, shall we?How do I zoom in?Oh! Oh! I don't want that big on my nose babyNope- No thank you.Let's add the braces- Make them slightly smaller...Put them right into place...Can I add more braces?Oh I get to add more braces!Yes!Let's do the bottom teeth!Because I-There we go!*laughing*Which look do you like better?With braces or without braces?With braces. I knew- I knew you'd pick that.Am I right?*techno music*This app is called \"Dab Deplo\"Oh okay so I have to dab a bunch of timesand I can't tap it a- OH!Oh so I have to dab!dab-dab-dab-dab-daband when it says stop-BOOOOM- OHokay- OOH OHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHere we go! Boom!My score, dude! For some reason, I'm really good at this game!Where's the stop?DannnnnngOh dang dude look at all these special points that I'm hitting, man!And I'm dabbing like eight people at a time, dude!This is unreal man.When do you fail at this game though.BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!Game over. Game over because I dabbed when people told me to stop dabbing.AND THAT'S REAL LIFE!Y'know? When you're just like-\n"