The Last Time We Started It: A Humorous Look at Buying Cars

That's pretty wide open exactly well bob maybe we should test drive these three and uh see which one tickles my fancy you seem to be liking them a lot too is it all right can we take these around the block go for it awesome bob you're so far away hello hello echo never been in a vehicle that much width like the canyon arrows can't even touch my shoulder can you does it have air uh it does have air well it has it does it work um that's that would be a no i'll get a downhill run on it right is that it's cool we have spool okay i hear the turbo but yeah i mean i had the advantage of a downhill run but it's the most expensive one and it's the least hoopty i mean there's not that much to do with this one yeah it's probably a little too nice really uh to be a hoofy car right right the yellow one the other one's speaking to me yeah i'm pretty cool yeah let's switch to the yellow one all right all right let's flip it around oh bob i'm in love i scared you we're not falling out on a hummer don't yell oh bob oh bob this thing's off air conditioning uh that would be a no that's another note okay same uh downhill yeah shall we give her the beans sure oh hello holy this one's a long heavy uh this one's in tune yeah whoa holy cow suspension's a little what was that oh it's a little laundry but the performance is definitely uh a boost right yeah i saw a nice uh puff of black out the backside right fuel it is rolling coal a little more a little more steering correction on this one yeah well it has 180 000 miles on it so i can tell yeah i can tell 100 miles 100 000 extra miles uh it has taken a toll right well it has the rest on the control arms anyway or the so it'll need to be refixed yeah see how fast it'll go super dual highway speeds oh okay what's that 16. 60 65 70 and the climbing i'm gonna get out of it at 70. okay especially with the rusted controllers it it goes it uh it really goes because this one had been sitting for years the red one's been sitting for years that's the good thing about diesel though is you can get away with that on a diesel more than a gas car yeah we both know i like this one bob it's pretty cool this one does scream hoovy yeah but let's check out the red one

Red Ketchup and Mustard: A Tale of Two Hummers

red ketchup and mustard you hearing that tyler what's that the car is talking to me but no the reason it's beeping at you the reason it's beeping at you is because of the tire inflator not being hooked up that's the low tire pressure warning quite annoying it won't stop it's talking to me also when we first started up this thing it hadn't ran in a few years man was it pissed it was it was coughing it was smoking who hosted the life you sure did and when it after it cleared its throat it's actually seems to be running pretty well yeah i like this one tyler this is uh this is euro asian bob style right here yeah does the air work on this one give her the beans whoa it's not as fast as my yellow one no i don't know check the ac that's hey we're we're we're perfect this is 0 for 3. no air conditioning 0 for 3.

The Yellow One: A Hummer with Attitude

okay well this one is nicer yes this one drives the nicest of all three really well it is more expensive than the other one by quite a bit why do i always do that why do i always fall in love with the expensive one you want the red one you want this can i lift my leg on this tyler sure i guess i like the yellow one so we can be ketchup and mustard yes mcdonald's here we come maybe jeff will make a bundle deal maybe let's see well ketchup and mustard certainly have their issues some more than others but i do really really want them jeff's prices are fair but uh bob and i made an offer to try and bundle two together and he's kind of walked off to mullet over or well you weren't gone long i thought about it and as long as you buy some parts we have a deal i'm going to need some parts but yeah yeah we need help fights in the future all right thank you very much so i made this too you are how did i get roped in we bought hummers matching hummers oh my goodness it's adorable

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enwelcome to hooves garage the dumbest automotive channel in all of youtube and this is the hummer barn find of a lifetime it's in here holy this is nuts i'm gonna pick one out so i flew in early this morning to denver with my friend urination bobby's behind the camera greetings and we were invited by jeff here newretroparts.com website specializing in hummer parts and he has the hummer hoard he sent me an email saying i have a bunch of hummers i need to get rid of at least half of them please come buy one and well i'm here so how did you accumulate all this stuff many many years dedication about 20 years of of a passion more than that probably 30 years of passion and then 20 years ago i bought my first h1 and i've just been added to the collection since then i would say so there's a lot of different configurations in various condition you started to send me some information and then you just said well just just come out here and pick one and and take it home and i just couldn't resist i mean i've never been in the situation before i imagine nobody has been in this situation for 15 years since hummer closed up to where they could walk on a lot and well pick out a hummer and drive it home i thought you'd be the right guy for it so yeah i am i am the right guy this is a bucket list definitely for me to buy a full-size hummer so i guess just give me the tour we can start with the cheapest one it'll start at the bottom and go up jeff it kind of looks like like a giant bag of skittles in here you know well i'd say they're more shaped like starburst but that is that is true starburst yes they're giant cubes and so you're kind of transitioning from a hummer hoarder to making a business out of it you're keeping these on the road for other people right that's right yeah since there's no dealer network any longer nobody's supporting the brand i had trouble finding parts i was able to find trucks but they all had different issues or things wrong with them so i had a real tough time finding parts so i ended up contacting suppliers factories and i was able to work out some agreements and uh get some stuff back in the back in the channels again nice well i see you have a pretty good stack of things in here but uh i'm not eating parts yet i'm needing a hummer so what's what's the cheapest one in the usa i'd probably say it's got to be this one here so this one's got a story it came from hawaii and the guy said they used it for lost world jurassic park two but really i don't believe that story maybe they intended to but um it's been it's like in hawaii um but at one point it got parked for quite a while yeah the the weather just got to it it's parked under some trees on the guy's property and it's it's showing the body's definitely showing the age from that it looks like a pretty early one huh yeah it's actually it's a 1995 and it's a pretty rare one because it has the factory gasoline engine oh really yeah like a 5.7 liter you got it exactly a 5.7 liter chevy 350 throttle body injection old-school it's easy to work on interesting but um you know you don't have the torque of a diesel but some people prefer the the easiness of a gas uh there's a few holes here and there yeah it must have been from the dinosaurs so probably a pretty good project for someone that's pretty solid underneath yeah yeah surprisingly there's no rust underneath because it was parked um the water just got basically to the roof and the doors okay well how much how much i mean there would be a price for you who and the price for everybody else but sounds familiar i i think i would entertain you know and offer around 30. 30 grand and it runs it drives perfect so it does it's just uh it's ugly it needs a needs a paint job and a little bit of love it is yes this side of the room the other side of the room is a little more exciting i mean it is the cheapest one in the usa and that's my ammo but let's you know you got to start somewhere right let's continue exploring i you told me earlier that these are off the table they're your personal projects my personal ones this one only has 4 200 miles on it oh wow wow i bought it from a local ranch colorado in the mountains there so what's the next cheapest one then um the one hiding back here in the corner now this is a 96 it's got 80 000 miles it's a turbo diesel very low mile 6'5 turbo diesel 1.5 turbo diesel uh interesting paint scheme here that's uh you can't find that anywhere else no yeah the story goes this belonged to quizmos out of denver colorado quiznos quizno subs yeah okay yeah i wouldn't eat there either all right they had a beautiful custom paint job maroon red and forest green interesting and then um they basically they hadn't stored in a warehouse for i think close to 10 years and their next-door neighbor noticed that and he bought it and he painted it with latex house paint tan here beautiful and i bought it from him probably six or seven years ago i'm noticing the rear there was this a wagon it was a wagon and now it has like quiznos decided to cut the back off and i know they did it because the back window had evidence of a quiznos uh sticker on it scratch off a quiz no sponsorship exactly so is that why you have some long roofs here to possibly graft it on there that was part of the plan yeah and the other thing was i can't pass up a deal only 80 000 miles though but uh another very big cosmetic project so what what's the next one up i guess well that'd be the one right behind you yellow yep now this is the model that i had when i was a kid so yeah yeah this is this is really cool and what year is it this is a 2000 2000 so pretty new still 65 turbo diesel yep okay i i suppose yes i had that yellow h2 so what's the what's the story on this one um well i bought it from the original owner really and he used it for um like search and rescue uh volunteer fire department and um he he put a lot of miles on it he did a lot of off-roading and different trips like that but he met one of the executives at am general at the time the the people that made the hummer and they saw how much he used it and they offered to completely restore it really they took the body off and they completely restored the body but they didn't do the chassis i see because it has quite a bit of rust forming on the lower control arms yeah is it better or worse in the back uh it gets worse because i think yeah with the road salt you kick it up with the front wheels and it all collects in the back oh so this was an east coast one ohio oh midwest yeah oh there's a hole there yeah i found that hole i'm the one who punched it through well you are the part source do you have the i do arms for this i do i have all the replacement parts um and it's one of those things that was on the list to replace but we just haven't gotten to it yet yeah pretty nice otherwise i like the interior yeah it is in really good shape and yeah the paints i mean of course yellow grabs going right there i suppose it does yeah the other thing about this is high miles right 180 000 miles yeah it's been low well there's a diesel so contender here what's what's the next one up that would be the 2002 the the red one here your red scale or starburst okay taste the rainbow so this one according to your list it was a little still a little higher miles like almost 150 000 miles uh about 145 okay and it looks looks a little nicer underneath yeah but it's very original yeah i love the cb radio you can tell this one hasn't been redone to the level of the body though because there's little little bubbles here and there yeah bubbling up in the back a little bit i guess that's a common hummer thing right yeah it is it's the dissimilar metals because the roof is uh steel and then the body's all aluminum so when this seal this gasket fails you get electrolysis happening and that accelerates the rust so it's pretty common um okay and i guess that leaves your most expensive being this convertible right you guessed it yeah so this is a pretty rare uh factory paint job it's called mesa dusk um they made only maybe a dozen or so and this one's low miles right it is yeah it's it's about 80 000 miles okay so for a vehicle that's over 20 years old about 22 years that's low a little famous ownership history too i think it was originally purchased by ricky williams the heisman trophy winner really and you can even google his name and hummer and you'll find that he was arrested in this hummer oh my gosh really so you would say this is your most sordid one as well right as far as i'm gonna drive these back to kansas eight hours do it okay but the yellow one what do you think yeah i don't make it i've i put a lot of miles on that okay and the red one it's been sitting for a while you said right it should make it i have no reason it would when's the last time you started it that one uh sometime before the pandemic problem okay that's pretty wide open exactly well bob maybe we should test drive these three and uh see which one tickles my fancy you seem to be liking them a lot too is it all right can we take these around the block go for it awesome bob you're so far away hello hello echo never been in a vehicle that much width like the canyon arrows can't even touch my shoulder can you does it have air uh it does have air well it has it does it work um that's that would be a no i'll get a downhill run on it right is that it's cool we have spool okay i hear the turbo but yeah i mean i had the advantage of a downhill run but it's the most expensive one and it's the least hoopty i mean there's not that much to do with this one yeah it's probably a little too nice really uh to be a hoofy car right right the yellow one the other one's speaking to me yeah i'm pretty cool yeah let's switch to the yellow one all right all right let's flip it around oh bob i'm in love i scared you we're not falling out on a hummer don't yell oh bob oh bob this thing's off air conditioning uh that would be a no that's another no another note okay same uh downhill yeah shall we give her the beans sure oh hello holy this one's a long heavy uh this one's in tune yeah whoa holy cow suspension's a little what was that oh it's a little laundry but the performance is definitely uh a boost right yeah i saw a nice uh puff of black out the backside right fuel it is rolling coal a little more a little more steering correction on this one yeah well it has 180 000 miles on it so i can tell yeah i can tell 100 miles 100 000 extra miles uh it has taken a toll right well it has the rest on the control arms anyway or the so it'll need to be refixed yeah see how fast it'll go super dual highway speeds oh okay what's that 16. 60 65 70 and the climbing i'm gonna get out of it at 70. okay especially with the rusted controllers it it goes it uh it really goes because this one had been sitting for years the red one's been sitting for years that's the good thing about diesel though is you can get away with that on a diesel more than a gas car yeah we both know i like this one bob it's pretty cool this one does scream hoovy yeah but let's check out the red one red ketchup and mustard you hearing that tyler what's that the car is talking to me but no the reason it's beeping at you the reason it's beeping at you is because of the tire inflator not being hooked up that's the low tire pressure warning quite annoying it won't stop it's talking to me also when we first started up this thing it hadn't ran in a few years man was it pissed it was it was coughing it was smoking who hosted the life you sure did and when it after it cleared its throat it's actually seems to be running pretty well yeah i like this one tyler this is uh this is euro asian bob style right here yeah does the air work on this one give her the beans whoa it's not as fast as my yellow one no i don't know check the ac that's hey we're we're we're perfect this is 0 for 3. no air conditioning 0 for 3. okay well this one is nicer yes this one drives the nicest of all three really well it is more expensive than the other one by quite a bit why do i always do that why do i always fall in love with the expensive one you want the red one you want this can i lift my leg on this tyler sure i guess i like the yellow one so we can be ketchup and mustard yes mcdonald's here we come maybe jeff will make a bundle deal maybe let's see well ketchup and mustard certainly have their issues some more than others but i do really really want them jeff's prices are fair but uh bob and i made an offer to try and bundle two together and he's kind of walked off to mullet over or well you weren't gone long i thought about it and as long as you buy some parts we have a deal i'm going to need some parts but yeah yeah we need help fights in the future all right thank you very much so i made this too you are how did i get roped in we bought hummers matching hummers oh my goodness it's adorable thank you for watching now we have to make it 500 miles homewelcome to hooves garage the dumbest automotive channel in all of youtube and this is the hummer barn find of a lifetime it's in here holy this is nuts i'm gonna pick one out so i flew in early this morning to denver with my friend urination bobby's behind the camera greetings and we were invited by jeff here newretroparts.com website specializing in hummer parts and he has the hummer hoard he sent me an email saying i have a bunch of hummers i need to get rid of at least half of them please come buy one and well i'm here so how did you accumulate all this stuff many many years dedication about 20 years of of a passion more than that probably 30 years of passion and then 20 years ago i bought my first h1 and i've just been added to the collection since then i would say so there's a lot of different configurations in various condition you started to send me some information and then you just said well just just come out here and pick one and and take it home and i just couldn't resist i mean i've never been in the situation before i imagine nobody has been in this situation for 15 years since hummer closed up to where they could walk on a lot and well pick out a hummer and drive it home i thought you'd be the right guy for it so yeah i am i am the right guy this is a bucket list definitely for me to buy a full-size hummer so i guess just give me the tour we can start with the cheapest one it'll start at the bottom and go up jeff it kind of looks like like a giant bag of skittles in here you know well i'd say they're more shaped like starburst but that is that is true starburst yes they're giant cubes and so you're kind of transitioning from a hummer hoarder to making a business out of it you're keeping these on the road for other people right that's right yeah since there's no dealer network any longer nobody's supporting the brand i had trouble finding parts i was able to find trucks but they all had different issues or things wrong with them so i had a real tough time finding parts so i ended up contacting suppliers factories and i was able to work out some agreements and uh get some stuff back in the back in the channels again nice well i see you have a pretty good stack of things in here but uh i'm not eating parts yet i'm needing a hummer so what's what's the cheapest one in the usa i'd probably say it's got to be this one here so this one's got a story it came from hawaii and the guy said they used it for lost world jurassic park two but really i don't believe that story maybe they intended to but um it's been it's like in hawaii um but at one point it got parked for quite a while yeah the the weather just got to it it's parked under some trees on the guy's property and it's it's showing the body's definitely showing the age from that it looks like a pretty early one huh yeah it's actually it's a 1995 and it's a pretty rare one because it has the factory gasoline engine oh really yeah like a 5.7 liter you got it exactly a 5.7 liter chevy 350 throttle body injection old-school it's easy to work on interesting but um you know you don't have the torque of a diesel but some people prefer the the easiness of a gas uh there's a few holes here and there yeah it must have been from the dinosaurs so probably a pretty good project for someone that's pretty solid underneath yeah yeah surprisingly there's no rust underneath because it was parked um the water just got basically to the roof and the doors okay well how much how much i mean there would be a price for you who and the price for everybody else but sounds familiar i i think i would entertain you know and offer around 30. 30 grand and it runs it drives perfect so it does it's just uh it's ugly it needs a needs a paint job and a little bit of love it is yes this side of the room the other side of the room is a little more exciting i mean it is the cheapest one in the usa and that's my ammo but let's you know you got to start somewhere right let's continue exploring i you told me earlier that these are off the table they're your personal projects my personal ones this one only has 4 200 miles on it oh wow wow i bought it from a local ranch colorado in the mountains there so what's the next cheapest one then um the one hiding back here in the corner now this is a 96 it's got 80 000 miles it's a turbo diesel very low mile 6'5 turbo diesel 1.5 turbo diesel uh interesting paint scheme here that's uh you can't find that anywhere else no yeah the story goes this belonged to quizmos out of denver colorado quiznos quizno subs yeah okay yeah i wouldn't eat there either all right they had a beautiful custom paint job maroon red and forest green interesting and then um they basically they hadn't stored in a warehouse for i think close to 10 years and their next-door neighbor noticed that and he bought it and he painted it with latex house paint tan here beautiful and i bought it from him probably six or seven years ago i'm noticing the rear there was this a wagon it was a wagon and now it has like quiznos decided to cut the back off and i know they did it because the back window had evidence of a quiznos uh sticker on it scratch off a quiz no sponsorship exactly so is that why you have some long roofs here to possibly graft it on there that was part of the plan yeah and the other thing was i can't pass up a deal only 80 000 miles though but uh another very big cosmetic project so what what's the next one up i guess well that'd be the one right behind you yellow yep now this is the model that i had when i was a kid so yeah yeah this is this is really cool and what year is it this is a 2000 2000 so pretty new still 65 turbo diesel yep okay i i suppose yes i had that yellow h2 so what's the what's the story on this one um well i bought it from the original owner really and he used it for um like search and rescue uh volunteer fire department and um he he put a lot of miles on it he did a lot of off-roading and different trips like that but he met one of the executives at am general at the time the the people that made the hummer and they saw how much he used it and they offered to completely restore it really they took the body off and they completely restored the body but they didn't do the chassis i see because it has quite a bit of rust forming on the lower control arms yeah is it better or worse in the back uh it gets worse because i think yeah with the road salt you kick it up with the front wheels and it all collects in the back oh so this was an east coast one ohio oh midwest yeah oh there's a hole there yeah i found that hole i'm the one who punched it through well you are the part source do you have the i do arms for this i do i have all the replacement parts um and it's one of those things that was on the list to replace but we just haven't gotten to it yet yeah pretty nice otherwise i like the interior yeah it is in really good shape and yeah the paints i mean of course yellow grabs going right there i suppose it does yeah the other thing about this is high miles right 180 000 miles yeah it's been low well there's a diesel so contender here what's what's the next one up that would be the 2002 the the red one here your red scale or starburst okay taste the rainbow so this one according to your list it was a little still a little higher miles like almost 150 000 miles uh about 145 okay and it looks looks a little nicer underneath yeah but it's very original yeah i love the cb radio you can tell this one hasn't been redone to the level of the body though because there's little little bubbles here and there yeah bubbling up in the back a little bit i guess that's a common hummer thing right yeah it is it's the dissimilar metals because the roof is uh steel and then the body's all aluminum so when this seal this gasket fails you get electrolysis happening and that accelerates the rust so it's pretty common um okay and i guess that leaves your most expensive being this convertible right you guessed it yeah so this is a pretty rare uh factory paint job it's called mesa dusk um they made only maybe a dozen or so and this one's low miles right it is yeah it's it's about 80 000 miles okay so for a vehicle that's over 20 years old about 22 years that's low a little famous ownership history too i think it was originally purchased by ricky williams the heisman trophy winner really and you can even google his name and hummer and you'll find that he was arrested in this hummer oh my gosh really so you would say this is your most sordid one as well right as far as i'm gonna drive these back to kansas eight hours do it okay but the yellow one what do you think yeah i don't make it i've i put a lot of miles on that okay and the red one it's been sitting for a while you said right it should make it i have no reason it would when's the last time you started it that one uh sometime before the pandemic problem okay that's pretty wide open exactly well bob maybe we should test drive these three and uh see which one tickles my fancy you seem to be liking them a lot too is it all right can we take these around the block go for it awesome bob you're so far away hello hello echo never been in a vehicle that much width like the canyon arrows can't even touch my shoulder can you does it have air uh it does have air well it has it does it work um that's that would be a no i'll get a downhill run on it right is that it's cool we have spool okay i hear the turbo but yeah i mean i had the advantage of a downhill run but it's the most expensive one and it's the least hoopty i mean there's not that much to do with this one yeah it's probably a little too nice really uh to be a hoofy car right right the yellow one the other one's speaking to me yeah i'm pretty cool yeah let's switch to the yellow one all right all right let's flip it around oh bob i'm in love i scared you we're not falling out on a hummer don't yell oh bob oh bob this thing's off air conditioning uh that would be a no that's another no another note okay same uh downhill yeah shall we give her the beans sure oh hello holy this one's a long heavy uh this one's in tune yeah whoa holy cow suspension's a little what was that oh it's a little laundry but the performance is definitely uh a boost right yeah i saw a nice uh puff of black out the backside right fuel it is rolling coal a little more a little more steering correction on this one yeah well it has 180 000 miles on it so i can tell yeah i can tell 100 miles 100 000 extra miles uh it has taken a toll right well it has the rest on the control arms anyway or the so it'll need to be refixed yeah see how fast it'll go super dual highway speeds oh okay what's that 16. 60 65 70 and the climbing i'm gonna get out of it at 70. okay especially with the rusted controllers it it goes it uh it really goes because this one had been sitting for years the red one's been sitting for years that's the good thing about diesel though is you can get away with that on a diesel more than a gas car yeah we both know i like this one bob it's pretty cool this one does scream hoovy yeah but let's check out the red one red ketchup and mustard you hearing that tyler what's that the car is talking to me but no the reason it's beeping at you the reason it's beeping at you is because of the tire inflator not being hooked up that's the low tire pressure warning quite annoying it won't stop it's talking to me also when we first started up this thing it hadn't ran in a few years man was it pissed it was it was coughing it was smoking who hosted the life you sure did and when it after it cleared its throat it's actually seems to be running pretty well yeah i like this one tyler this is uh this is euro asian bob style right here yeah does the air work on this one give her the beans whoa it's not as fast as my yellow one no i don't know check the ac that's hey we're we're we're perfect this is 0 for 3. no air conditioning 0 for 3. okay well this one is nicer yes this one drives the nicest of all three really well it is more expensive than the other one by quite a bit why do i always do that why do i always fall in love with the expensive one you want the red one you want this can i lift my leg on this tyler sure i guess i like the yellow one so we can be ketchup and mustard yes mcdonald's here we come maybe jeff will make a bundle deal maybe let's see well ketchup and mustard certainly have their issues some more than others but i do really really want them jeff's prices are fair but uh bob and i made an offer to try and bundle two together and he's kind of walked off to mullet over or well you weren't gone long i thought about it and as long as you buy some parts we have a deal i'm going to need some parts but yeah yeah we need help fights in the future all right thank you very much so i made this too you are how did i get roped in we bought hummers matching hummers oh my goodness it's adorable thank you for watching now we have to make it 500 miles home\n"