**Unboxing and Reviewing the ASUS VivoBook W202N**

Oh, locate switch inside of the hem of the shoe. So it's this thing. Oh look at that. They light up. But they have like the Yeezy bottom, which is, that's a look, I guess. Let me put these on. These are actually surprisingly comfortable, not gonna lie.

Ehh! Also, don't turn 'em on yet. (energetic music) Oh, they do change colors, look at that! Oh, whoa! Matt, are you epileptic? Come over here, I need to try these out. If I had to guess, these shoes right here, 20 bucks. No. Okay, 30. 33. 33? That's not bad, 'cause Yeezys cost like 220 bucks, and these light up, the real ones don't.

I mean. Take that, Kanye. So, what else we got? Oh no. Oh boy! Austin's finally taking me seriously. Here we go. I better take this a little more. Okay, we're good now. So this is the ASUS VivoBook W202N. It's a very, very unnecessarily confusing name for something like this.

What's in here? Just hold on, hold on figure it out later. I was trying to make it serious. Matt, Yeah that was your first mistake. So, yeah, looks like a pretty standard laptop. Nothing super crazy. Is this a Chromebook? No? This looks like their Chromebook, this looks like the one that we destroyed a couple months ago.

Like, the one with the rubber corners. You're getting warmer. Is this a waterproof laptop? Ding ding ding! Oh, see I know our content. What do you want me to spill on it today? This video is sponsored by Intel. Right? No. Okay, well that's a shame. This is actually interesting, I mean, I don't know how much this is and I'm gonna guess you're gonna tell me in a second.

But I mean the trackpad's not bad, obviously it could be better. But at the price, you can't really complain. How much is this thing? That's not terrible though, right? Like, all things considered? You pay an extra 50 bucks for the waterproofing and the durable design. Yeah, which, I mean I don't know who's actually buying these, but I'm gonna guess probably schools.

I mean with this rugged design you're probably gonna give this to a kid, and if they say, I don't know, like, oops I dropped it, it's gonna be totally fine. Ooh, that's cool, the screen goes flat. I can't see anything from here, the viewing angles are garbage. (Thomas the Tank Engine and Biggie Smalls remix)

Let's pour some water on this. This feels so weird, this feels so weird. Doo it. What the hell was that voice? My towel system is working. No! Stay. Oh no! Oh, that's bad. Oh, there's a bunch of electrical cords there, oh no. (laughs) You're paralyzed with fear.

No, nobody needs more, that's not what we need is more now. The screen is not waterproof, the screen is not waterproof. (laughs) It's not? Why? What? Did you do your research? What? You gave me this thing, I don't know anything about it. Okay no stop, stop! That's enough, that's enough.

That's not waterproof. Oh god, oh. Okay, here. Why are you drying off the knife? There's totally power outlets that are wet right now. Should I dry that off too? No, this! Dry paper towel! Unplug it, what are you doing? Oh, yeah, okay. Oh, it stopped working literally as I tapped it.

Wait, flip it upside down. There's like a giant puddle. So you killed a laptop and you almost killed yourself. Most importantly, you almost killed Matt. That's okay, expendable. It's fine. Okay, Austin has one more item. Let me put this laptop, or what was a laptop, out of the way.

Let's see. You got me an art set? Crayola art, wait, what really? They have a signature brand. Oh that's nice, that's thoughtful of you. What else, what else we got? You're fired. Oh, that's a way, that's a way to tell me. (light applause)

WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: en- Hey what's going on guys?This is Ken.What?(flute music)Jesus Christ, okay.Um, well, this is very clearlya special episode of Mystery Tech.It is the April Fools' edition,so that means thatmister boss man over hereis the one that's manning the camera.So if the shot's out of focus,like his thumb was, blame him not me.I brought some knickknacks to- That'show Mystery Tech works.- I brought my ownknickknacks to make myselfa little more home and comfortablewhile these guys try to ruin my life.Got myself a hat, also I got a,gotta prep the desk.- Is that your daughter?- Got a second one, there we go.- Oh mygod, dude, dude, dude.- There we go.Cool, we're good now.What? Oh!What? Oh!(laughs) Wow you guys couldnot be any more on point.Actually this was alreadya Mystery Tech for Austin.So these are Ariana Grandethemed cat ear headphones.I didn't even know thatshe made themed ones.Let's see here.Oh wow, okay.Think I'm gonna move you a bit.I've actually seen thesea lot at conventionsand always wondered who buys this crap.And why, but I guess I know now.Oh wow!That's actually pretty cool.I mean I can hide the factthat I'm an Ariana Grande fanby just turning off thelights, no one will ever see.Okay, so lemme guess, did you spendlike 150 dollars on these?- 180.- 180?- I can waste money too.- Yeah, well it's funnierwhen I waste your money,not when you waste your money (laughs)Feels like you gypped yourself.That's pretty much as I would expect it.It sounds muddy as hell,there's like no treble at all,kind of a little bass heavy.These do have a speaker function, right?I wanna blast these.Oh wow.(upbeat music)What's this?Ahhh!Ahhhhhh!You guys got Roboraptor a son?Come here, okay.- Thatlooks like if Roboraptorand Thicc Thanos had a baby.- Thicc Thanos.Gotta show it now,because I pointed it out.(quiet roaring)There's like no lifein this, it's a robot.Roboraptor is an actual living being.There we go.(quiet roaring)We're two items in andI'm still disappointed.Okay, whatta we got here?Oh!Yes, wait.Okay now you're just being really cheap.We did a Palm Pixi video, what was it,like two and a half yearsago, three years ago,or something like that?And we ended up with two of these,and we were like, yeah.We're gonna do a giveaway.We just forgot about it andnow it's a Mystery Tech.So I guess technicallyI won a giveaway, maybe.- This is a new Palm Pixi,I totally forgot about that last thing.- You bought another one, why? (laughs)Well, look, I like the Palm Pixi.Oh my god, not enough to careabout the unboxing experience.So this was running PalmOS, so it had some weirdGestures thing to navigate the phone.So I guess, let's open up a couple of appsand just have multitasking going.It's actually kind of cool, like,just like with the iPhone X and newer,when you swipe up from the bottom,you have your multitasking screen.This predates that by like 10 years,I mean shout out to Apple forstealing technology I guess.Does it actually have a connection?Let's find out.- Yeah, I'm just gonna stop,it's not gonna work.The reason is, this is before SIM cards,this is the old network,so it has embedded SIMs.That's why the date is correct,'cause it's actually on the network.- Oh!- There's no service.- But it does work for 911 though, right?- You're committinga felony on camera, right?Wait, that's illegal.As he accidentally hits send.- You made me look. (laughs)Yeah, let me go to YouTubeand see what works.Or maybe it just won't.- Well we definitely won't find itin the most viewed section, would we?- (laughing)- Also, for the record,we had 35 minutes, and wemade it through two products.- (laughing) Great!Alright, you know, thisphone actually belongsin the garbage, 'causenothing works on it.So we can move on now.She's like three feet tall, it's likeshe's like an actual child.(crowd awws)- Whoa!- You stillhave a knife in your hand?(laughs)- I don't know what this is.But we will find out.I know what that is.- For the record,this is my contribution.- Matt, I love you.Did I ever tell you that?- I know!- He got me some kicks, man.I mean, they're not of anyreal name brand or anything,but I'm not shallow or bitter about it.I will say, it's got somereally suspicious-lookingbomb parts, which...- What, what is this?- Bomb parts.Oh, these are to charge.Okay that makes way more sense.So to turn on, locate switchinside of the hem of the shoe.So it's this thing.Oh look at that.They light up.But they have like theYeezy bottom, which is,that's a look, I guess.Let me put these on.These are actuallysurprisingly comfortable,not gonna lie.Ehh!Also, don't turn 'em on yet.(energetic music)Oh, they do change colors, look at that!Oh, whoa!Matt, are you epileptic?Come over here, I need to try these out.If I had to guess,these shoes right here,20 bucks.- No.- Okay, 30.- 33.- 33?That's not bad, 'causeYeezys cost like 220 bucks,and these light up, the real ones don't.I mean.- Take that, Kanye.- So, what else we got?Oh no.Oh boy!Austin's finally taking me seriously.Here we go.I better take this a little more.Okay, we're good now.So this is the ASUS VivoBook W202N.It's a very, very unnecessarily confusingname for something like this.What's in here?- Just hold on, hold onfigure it out later.- I was trying to make it serious.- [Matt Yeah thatwas your first mistake.- So, yeah, looks like apretty standard laptop.Nothing super crazy.Is this a Chromebook?No?This looks like their Chromebook,this looks like the one that wedestroyed a couple months ago.Like, the one with the rubber corners.- You're getting warmer.- Is this a waterproof laptop?- Ding ding ding!- Oh, see I know our content.What do you want me to spill on it today?This video is sponsored by Intel.Right? No?- Okay, well that's a shame.This is actually interesting, I mean,I don't know how much this is andI'm gonna guess you'regonna tell me in a second,but I mean the trackpad's not bad,obviously it could be better.But at the price, youcan't really complain.How much is this thing?- That's not terrible though, right?Like, all things considered?- You pay an extra 50 bucksfor the waterproofingand the durable design.- Yeah, which, I mean I don'tknow who's actually buyingthese, but I'm gonnaguess probably schools.I mean with this ruggeddesign you're probablygonna give this to a kid, and if they say,I don't know, like, oops I dropped it,it's gonna to be totally fine.Ooh, that's cool, the screen goes flat.I can't see anything from here,the viewing angles are garbage.(Thomas the Tank Engine and Biggie Smalls remix)Let's pour some water on this.This feels so weird, this feels so weird.- Doo it.- What the hell was that voice?My towel system is working.No!Stay.Oh no!Oh, that's bad.Oh, there's a bunch ofelectrical cords there, oh no.(laughs)- (laughing)You're paralyzed with fear.No, nobody needs more, that'snot what we need is more now.The screen is not waterproof,the screen is not waterproof.- (laughs) It's not? Why?- Did you do your research?- What?You gave me this thing, Idon't know anything about it.- Okay no stop, stop!That's enough, that's enough.That's not waterproof.It's not.- Oh god, oh.Okay, here.- Why areyou drying off the knife?There's totally power outletsthat are wet right now.- Should I dry that off too?- Yes!- Okay.- No, this!- Dry paper towel!- Unplugit, what are you doing?- Oh, yeah, okay.- Oh, it stopped workingliterally as I tapped it.- Wellyeah, 'cause you poureda whole bottle of water on it.Wait, flip it upside down.- There'slike a giant puddle.- So you killed a laptopand you almost killed yourself.Most importantly, you almost killed Matt.- That's okay, expendable.It's fine.- Okay, Austin has one more item.Let me put this laptop, or what wasa laptop, out of the way.Let's see.You got me an art set?Crayola art, wait, what really?They have a signature brand.Oh that's nice, that's thoughtful of you.What else, what else we got?- You're fired.- Oh, that's a way,that's a way to tell me.(light applause)(melancholy piano music)