SJEIKEN 2015 - TIX & The Pøssy Project (SKAM)

The sik has Arrived

As I opened my eyes, I was greeted by a familiar face - my dad. He was sitting next to me, always remembering what he had taught me. "Always remember what I've taught," he said, his voice filled with warmth and love.

I couldn't help but smile as I replied, "good dad." The conversation flowed easily, like we were catching up after a long time apart. But then, the tone shifted, and my dad started to get a bit serious. "you what so tonight it's okay to be," he said, his words dripping with anticipation.

I felt a surge of excitement as I responded, "lose." My dad chuckled, and replied, "loose I get drunk to the taste of." I couldn't help but laugh at this, knowing that my dad was always up for a good time. And then, things took a turn for the unexpected.

"gold ask me what I want answer," my dad said, his voice filled with mock seriousness. I played along, responding with the same phrase. The game continued, with my dad getting more and more into it. "I get drunk to the taste of I get drunk to the taste of I get drunk to the taste of gold ask me what I want answer," he chanted.

But then, the conversation took a dramatic turn. My dad announced, "Here it's going to be noisy baby." I couldn't help but laugh at this, knowing that my dad was always up for a good time. And then, things got even more interesting. My dad started rapping about Kala's shken pimping hose in, complete with intricate lyrics and impressive wordplay.

"a nice palace You're so hot the ass grinds," he rapped, his voice filled with confidence. I couldn't help but be impressed by my dad's skills, as he continued to spout off rhyme after rhyme. "like miken to see then shake for the shiken becauselike miken to see then shake for the shiken becauselike miken to see then shake for the shiken because..."

The conversation was taking a wild turn, but I couldn't help but enjoy it. My dad asked me, "Will you come home with me If I Will you come home with me If I Will you come home with me If Ipour you nopour you nopour you nobooze and Tonight it's okay to be."

I was taken aback by the question, but my dad just smiled and said, "H Do you want to come home with me When weH Do you want to come home with me when weH Do you want to come home with me when wedrink whilefor because tonight it's okay to be"

The conversation continued in this vein, with my dad asking me if I wanted to come home with him, and offering me a drink to seal the deal. "Do you want to be with me home If IDo you want to be with me home If IDo you want to be with me home If Igive you somebooze and Tonight it's legal to be"

I couldn't help but feel drawn to my dad, as he asked me if I wanted to come home with him. The conversation was taking a turn for the romantic, and I couldn't help but feel excited.

But then, things took an unexpected turn. My dad started talking about his mother, saying "actually my mother." Everyone knows it's actually my mother. Everyone knows it's actually my mother."

The conversation continued to flow easily, as my dad started rapping again. "Reidar and papa Who of these ladies is Reidar and papa Who of these ladies is actually my mother," he said, his voice filled with pride.

"I get out," he said next, "My name is Skar booty." I couldn't help but laugh at this, knowing that my dad was always up for a good time. And then, things got even more interesting.

"My name is Skar booty," he repeated, "I get drunk to the taste of gold ask me what I want answer," he said, his voice filled with confidence.

But then, the conversation took a turn for the unexpected once again. My dad started talking about Kala's shken pimping hose in, saying "a nice palace You're so hot the ass grinds."

The conversation continued to flow easily, as my dad rapped about various topics. He talked about the moment, and said "booze tonight it's okay to be"

As I looked at my dad, I couldn't help but feel grateful for our conversation. It had taken a wild turn, but in the end, it was all about us bonding over love of rap music.

I smiled at my dad, and replied, "good dad." He smiled back at me, saying "good dad."

And so, the night came to an end, with me feeling grateful for our conversation. It had been a wild ride, but in the end, it was all about us bonding over love of rap music.

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