**The Struggle is Real: A Streamer's Disastrous Match**

I don't know what I'm doing, I guess I'll just plop in and try something. *sigh* Okay, let's get this over with. We can try squad deathmatch. It never works well for me, actually. Domination is a good idea. Let's just jump into the middle of one and see how it goes. Wait, why do all the classes have an unlock? Oh, that stupid camouflage lock again. I hate it when that happens.

It's also stupid that our assault class needs a little bit more attention since we haven't focused on it in quite some time. That's all good, though. Let's try this again. One more time. I don't know what's going to start, so let's just hope for the best. I don't want to play another game with everyone else getting out of class before me.

Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. I want to play a game, I want to ride my bike. *sigh* It looks like we're good now. Let's try to get a couple pistol kills here. The ghost string is kind of weird, and I think I like it. I don't know what this is, but turned it on.

I'm not really sure how bad I am at this game, though. That's just very disappointing. My mind isn't fully here, so I could easily be part of it, but I didn't kill it. The grenade didn't even get anyone, and I got my grenades fully unlocked by the way. I feel like I should have more grenade unlocks to choose from, but nope. Don't worry, oh that's not what I meant to do. Why did it knife me? I didn't tell it to knife revive.

Nope that happens a lot. It's probably my PS3 controller or if it's the sensitivity of the coding on the PS3. I'm probably leaning towards that given how bad it's been for everything else, but it's been crazy. I guess I need to use a boost to help get this up here. Yeah, yeah, that's okay. I got a new pistol yet quit turning my flashlight on people. Hi, oh hello there. We go.

That was supposed to be my bed. Oh, that pistol so fast, oh I love it. *sigh* That shotgun loves me all right. I'm about to finish up here. I guess I should try to finish out the match, though. Let's go, yeah. Let's equip a shotgun hopefully I don't have that weird... issue.

Oh no, I fell down the steps. I want more shotguns unlocked too, but most of the maps I play on at least for doing like rush and stuff have a bad frame rate on the PlayStation, not on the stream. Most of the maps I play on will be completely useless because they're all long-range.

I see you really. *sigh* I couldn't have gotten both those skills, oh, I can deploy, hello, oh I'm messed up. Trade kills my back is sore. I don't fully understand the point of domination on here. It seems like whoever runs out of kills or whoever runs out of lives first just loses.

But people seem to like it more than me. Hi, I love how their shotgun sounds like a bb gun. That's the problem okay, so that's what I need to worry about is trying to see if I can get some sort of extended clips or something extended mags for it. Something is that even an option.

No... not really. What the heck is this match over yet? I don't want to do this anymore. Yeah, I'm just gonna quit all right, hope you enjoyed the stream guys.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: eni'm gonna go ahead and hit record on this as well there we go yeah yeah all right all right we had this class i need to upgrade put on that coyote alright to deploy oh we're defenders that's bad thank you for defusing now we need to defuse this one or not that's cool okay stream still doesn't show me streaming though can you hear me i don't know that you really can hello boys needs more wob wobs sorry i'm trying to check on the stream it's not streaming why you no stream stream for me hello hello i'm trying to stream loading video it's not loading the video run away from the sniper course objective destroyed nope nope nope come on all right things should be good now i think i hope at least failed to load video can you all see the video what what hello oh that's a guy hey guys that's a guy no longer a guy it won't load the video for me either or on the other page what what am i doing wrong don't kill me don't kill me got it i killed it that was great where is the stream at what the hell oh hey it's loading there you go okay guys what's up i'm just gonna pause it it's working for me now hope it's working for you i'm gonna type in swap hopefully that works it says i have five viewers but it doesn't say who they are and that is okay turn down my volume a bit oh god oh god why would it spawn me here nope denied okay that's cool what up guys i said what up guys i said test test test i don't know if it's working streaming bf4 ctp colon slash last twitch dot tv slash eposvox go ow sorry still trying to make sure stuff is working real quick still failing to load the video on my end but it's telling me it is streaming so going to play for a little bit and hope works out you actually just got online so i'll need to be attacking her so boom headshot boom these guys are easy doing this while trying to set up the stream madness nope oh oh get off me don't get me killed oh there's a dude up there he's weak get him who didn't get him okay got him i didn't get that guy though that's okay is it still playing yeah we're good we're good i'm shooting people on stuff okay cool cool i'm gonna turn my mic volume down a little bit here sorry about that all right all right all right all right test that's dust all right a little bit better oh me objective diffused objective defuse why are you warning let me spawn on you so i can get shot in the butt here you need health have have have ammo take your ammo yeah oh hello hello hello oh you died that sucks i have injured you though it's good for something oh okay or no that's cool bruh oh we won they were terrible which is good because i got my butt kicked pretty much the whole time before i started streaming all that xp all right we got indirect fire ammo back upgrade maximum inventory of bullets um something else increases max ammo on certain guns not too bad not too bad not at all resupply nearby soldiers that's what's up i'm streaming from the elgato program by the way so that's why things might be a little bit funky just doing a quick stream from my capture card before i go to class and stuff stuff and stuff about to start the store i just wanted to stream some battlefield a little bit to vent before it starts all right for this map we're definitely going to try the ace with the red dots oh i hate this map god damn it there's only like a couple maps i actually like all that much no no no no no don't don't you leave yet who keeps playing dubstep over here alright that's gotta stop how do i view my team that's really got to stop i'll commute there we go you okay or not that's cool that's cool well we gonna go up there is actually no no right here right here yeah yeah oh oh oh that's always the problem nope okay let's go no big deal no no playing with my control freak on the ps3 all right don't go too far let me get oh i think i changed my spot oh no i'm good all right i'm using the ace i just unlocked it so i got a crappy little red dice red dot sight on it but i've heard a couple people say that's their favorite gun pretty much oh wow this is terrible out hip or brick oil though oh hello really that's all uh why do people like this come on that was actually really bad hmm maybe i sh oh get out of here maybe it's something i'll use but only for auto mode not for the long range carbine i'd been using like the c4 not sure you don't get out my way oh hello sniper really guys really he's right there he's right there shoot him okay yeah knife knife knife knife or not that's cool okay yeah see it's really good for automatic for that single fire use of strand 4 recoils way too high maybe once i get a grip it'll be good though i don't know level cap said he loved it so i'm trying to give it a try but it's not wanting to give me a try i don't know i don't know i do not know i hate spawning back here on this map this map is terrible i'm going to get shots before i even get anywhere swim super super fast go swim swim swim swim swim swim dive swim swim swim swim don't hit the rock i hit the rock oh yeah i do not have ammo box i have rocket launcher which is actually going to be better here so that's okay everywhere oh god the tank is like right here yep ignore the enemy running out of the tank hit the tank ow ow ignore me why did it knife why did it knife i did not tell it to knife no no no no no no i did not tell it to knife all the hate in the world objective armed location and someone recently asked about when i stream and stuff again and this is a prime example of what i meant when i stream at the wrong time because i'm streaming while everybody's in school because my school doesn't start till two freaking 45 oh hi this is basically all this map consists of really freaking annoying this map is so annoying all right what do we got here baking soda and vinegar baking soda and vinegar see if i can survive long enough to get to shore yes i can that's a lot of baddies though oh god that recoil stop it hi yeah see i need to go back to the ak5c i think i don't know though i don't know i'm not the battlefield pro i'm a battlefield mojo i don't know all right we really need to get a couple of these destroyed so we can get the out of this water guys i rather been pinned against absolutely terrible teams done absolutely terrible myself or been on absolutely terrible teams there's been no just like solid good just good matches always the shotgun that comes up behind me always why why you do this why you do this actually i did unlock something did i not i got something or was that that was for support oh i got muzzle brake on that no i thought i got indirect fire on something what okay whatever we're gonna go support for a minute damn it damn it even though anti-tank is useful here i was already promoted oh hello that was bad never mind today has not been good ugh i was having good matches helicopter i go i've already been promoted go away let's go come on let's go that's good let's go pilot we need to go somewhere we need to kill the things hello hello they're going to shoot this down before we even get off the platform come on there we go phew what what really the hell's wrong with you the hell is wrong with you dick yeah you can't fix it it exploded and now we have no helicopter what the now we're getting shot at oh come back boat i'm heading for this one if he doesn't blow that up too because he's heading right for it or he'll just run oh there was another helicop whatever all right all right let me in there we go let's not blow it up this time i really don't want to be blown up i don't know about you because you just nosedived a freaking helicopter hey soft stuff how's it going haha going pretty good not having the best of luck in the battlefield today but still going all right still unlocking some stuff doing the grind which is all i care about i don't care about how well i do i just care about how many guns i can unlock don't tell me you're stopping right here in the middle of a you dude i'm tired of your driving nope dive dive dive stay underwater don't get spotted don't yeah he's already blown up i think good job nope getting shot getting shot oh no i'm drowning or there's that okay my pistols out that's cool that was not cool they blew up my claymore under my wait pete okay thought it was being sneaky nope we lost that was ridiculous ah you guys okay that's going good soft stuff hope hope you're doing okay things are going cray don't freeze up on me playstation i'm tired of you crashing stupid game with no coding oh look there's that promotion that told me about 50 times got some more carbine xp almost got new pistol unlocked i want the sh the shorty 12 gauge that's what i'm wanting to unlock yeah that was terrible that was gross okay yeah let's try to find a different match real quick come on you can do it you can do it there you go or not that's cool too i think the playstation may have crashed because this game is awesome and i don't even think they fully know that they even have the playstation died hang on i don't even think they know they have a ps3 copy of the game and it's completely broken and i wish i never would have got a copy on here i only did because some people from work were supposed to play and i really keep games where i play with friends but no it's going to be broken as all right give me just a second get it rebooted here yeah report it tell them how shitty this game is don't check the hard drive because that'll take forever thank you logitech person for replying to me all right let's get back in the game it's time to play the game the battlefield game you play streaming bf4 for another 45 minutes maybe twitch.tv slash eposvox go go alrighty let's get to it if it'll load please load this game saves data automatically at certain points do not switch off the power when the autosave indication is present except that's when it usually crashes oh look now it completely crashed i gotta completely reset my heads up display battlefield way to go ea just like you're adding offline mode for sim city 10 month yeah i think welcome to battlefield thank you i better not have lost all my progress okay i lost about like half my progress that's weird okay i know i have the no i don't okay no we're good we're good all right we're fine multiplayer quick match rush how's it going everybody how's it going hope your day is going okay if you've started classes again hope that's going okay i start class in about two hours so just kind of chilling playing some battlefield before i go pick up some chew and go to school yeah got my bag packs not ready for this not ready at all but that's okay operation locker i don't mind so much that water beach map okay well that's not okay that was weird match over woo we did good share battle report zero and zero we're pro yeah we're pro what up that's how we do over here at eposvox case can't tell i'm actually a little bored don't physically feel like doing anything because i worked out a little bit this morning and i haven't gotten much sleep and so physically kind of tired but mentally i'm awake as hell and so don't you crash again there you go okay i was about to get so mad i didn't even get to play this time how could you do this to me how could you do it but we're good see just saying hi that one's not bad that one's not bad we good we good everywhere you look everyone i don't know why i'm saying that hyperx cloud haha kingston bringing out the big guns kingston hyperx cloud gaming headset unveiled at ces 2014. the kingston hyperx brand has become synonymous with performance and excellence and they showed off a first at cex ces the hyperx cloud gaming headset according to sources this headset was made in collaboration with qpad well not a lot of information has been released about the new hyperx cloud blah blah it's a headset with aluminum construction padded leather headband interchangeable ear cups 53 millimeter drivers and adjustable mic and it looks pretty cool right back to the game where's everybody alright we are defending that is important to know defending on this map can be a little tricky and i bet you there's no one at it no there's a couple people today all right so i'm gonna go up to b then oh already death on the field yes i know how to toggle fire mode thank you oh hello oh i got this thing okay just throw down some tank mines they're not gonna be effective at all but i can oh they're parachuting okay he's just knifing the guy on the dirt why would you okay this is serious oh this is yeah we just that was terrible that sucks oh look i don't have a gun there we go if i had to tell you you would be extremely surprised at the number of times i've actually died because it wouldn't spawn my gun in that's how broken this game is all right well they got that one and we can do about that and they're on the roof okay maybe i don't like this map as much as i thought that didn't work i already lost the whole you all are i just got spun in here thank you teammate because this still has terrible recoil but i'll make it work oh this is the other one huh good job in the enemy team i guess everything's exploding oh hello chapter up to no good started making trouble in my neighborhood they blew up one base and my mom got scared she said you're playing domination with your uncle in bel air where are these people at all the way on top of the building hate it when they do that don't they know i hate it oh you getting behind me like that yep i need to switch guns this gun is not working for me what's up dueler312 how's it going i'm having a rough day for the first time in like a week on the battlefield but i'll make it work i'll make it work got any unlocks yet nope you're gonna tank you could be useful or not you can just be completely useless to that oh my god get him get out of the way really horse is destroyed why wouldn't me i'm not meant to win anything today oh they got this yep that's cheap thank you for the health gonna sit here and heal really today is not my day we will persevere until i need to leave i'm tearing up doubles right now says modest major yes i know team setup why do you go away and let's go here this is what i get for playing during like class time these are probably all the people who play all day every day whoa hello tank hello tank hello that was weird all right we have to defend this that was one weird parachute all right let's go kill him can't let anybody get to the things the m comes okay laser sight thank you let's go set a claymore run run run are you no run nope i don't have anything to shoot it with not a mess it oh i got one of them i need to go back to my other class what i get i shut my clay more what the hell kind of crawling was that alright why is everybody on a we need to get to b b is where the bad guys are why are you shooting okay oh i got it i got it yep maybe you helicopter you helicopter no no no no no no no no no no no no got it where did he come from i defused it though man i had such a good kd before today i had like almost a full two and a half or something i'm probably uh let's see what the battle log says because today's probably completely trashed it no i'm still a 1.02 but barely of course b is armed because no one will go over here to be gotcha i don't know what's happening but i'm defusing yep i'm stuck i hate this part of the map nope nope nope nope i got a boat if i can walk here oh that's going to be a bit more difficult a lot more difficult and he's probably just a distraction hate when they get on the roofs all right why aren't you a sneaky little fish bastard will more people go to be uh i'm just spawning in a medic yes it is great that means they have a commander and we probably don't they got snipers everywhere we don't no clue where i'm getting shot in the butt from other than across the map which isn't really cool at all really all the way on that roof okay that's cool no big deal oh he's right there kill him oh it better be dead oh there's people on it what's happening where do these people come from parachuting over here oh this will kill pistol oh i need that pistol xp there you go okay or not we can trade that's cool i like trading all right i gotta know i want to give this kind of freaking try look he's using the ace oh i'm using a different ace is that what's happening here maybe that's ah there's like three different aces i'm probably using a shitty one we're gonna go back to this one this one seemed better yeah we're gonna use that one we're actually gonna go to support next oh okay okay every day for me nbd bass last fall back jesus why is our helicopter going over there that is not being useful um guys they're falling on us that's not gonna be good why is no one here this is why we're losing so badly no one's freaking covering the faces there we go thank you oh i thought you were a bad guy you are a bad guy i'm sure that siren's not a good sign why did he go over there guys there's there's there's a dude hey somebody actually ah okay just not worry about the freaking m-comms they're not important to this game type wow who where the is my team running right past them i can feel my controller cracking under the weight of my anger wow okay hey guys there's someone else over there you want to quit rushing at their spawn and come do something it's cool i got them they're going to arm it anyway they do whatever they want because nobody's going to freaking stop them oh they aren't both of them do do we i do i can't even do do i even have teammates no they're why are you flying over their spot what is wrong with you this isn't team deathmatch this is why we're losing damn it dicks of course it is because they won't stay at the base dicks my god you all are terrible you should not be playing rush should be playing squad death match or team death match or but not rush all right tank lead me why not can i get in you yes again enemies i don't know where that other guy went probably over here i don't want to get shot from the butt nope there he is and to be oh there's another one he's waiting for me not my objective there's a guy right on top of me nope nope got it where's he at wow that was a terrible okay dude no one's still over here yet they're all so freaking far behind play the game time ptfo play the objective oh well they're too terrible for that how's the helicopter doing oh we already alright guys i'm gonna get ready for class and stuff and maybe i'll play more tonight when people aren't this terrible and i'm not having this bad of a game session hope you enjoyed the stream in the video i'm trying not to rage too hard as this has been the worst game session i've probably ever had in bf4 so that's extremely disappointing oh i'm so close on the handguns we will play something we will play something really really quick oh that sucks oh nice service star that went positive so it wasn't too terri all right we're gonna plop in i got time i'm gonna plop in i don't know i guess a quick squat we can try squad death match it never works well for me actually domination let's try a domination match just jump in the middle of one get a couple pistol kills and be good to go okay okay wait why do all the classes have an unlock oh camouflage i hate it when it does that so stupid it's also stupid all right let's actually give the assault class a little bit more attention since we haven't in quite a while actually that's all good we can just oh my god go away go back deploy just somewhere let me play i'm just going to run pistol mode over here this is domination right yeah god everything's rendering terribly what what what the hell is wrong with the game today there's an update coming tomorrow and you bet your ass i am so looking forward to it because oh this is getting redonkulous i don't yeah i don't get points because i didn't play i shot a couple times and spotted someone let's try this again one more time i don't know what's going to start don't make it no people smash all right come on come on come on come on come on come on i want to play a game i want to ride my bicycle i want to ride my bike so basically when i start class everybody else is getting out of class so that's always kind of weird okay looks like we're good now try to get a couple pistol kills here the ghost string is kind of weird i think i like it i don't know what this is but turned it on okay him anyone no yeah that'd be too easy all right where do i want to push here i just want to keep from having too many angles where people are going to shoot me in the ass bam oh bam come at me what what what it wasn't even showing him markers i thought they were on my team okay wow than somewhat i wanted to shoot but wow i promise i'm not really this bad at this game that's just very disappointing actually how bad uh admittedly my mind's not fully here so i could easily be part of it but i didn't kill it the grenade didn't get anyone i got my grenades fully unlocked by the way i feel like i should have wow i feel like i should have more grenade unlocks but now yeah i should have more to choose from but no grenades are fully unlocked i'm trying to get pistols unlocked don't worry oh that's not what i meant to do why did it knife i didn't tell it to knife revive nope that happens so many times i don't know if it's my ps3 controller or if it's the sensitivity of the coding of it on the ps3 which i'm probably leaning towards given how bad it's been for everything else but it's been crazy i guess i need to use a boost too to help get this up here yeah yeah that's okay i got a new pistol yet quit turning my flashlight on people hi oh hello there we go yep new pistol unlocked what i was going for my bed oh that pistol so fast oh i love it i love it that shotgun loves me all right i'm about to finish up here i guess i should try to finish out the match i'll play serious mode now let's go yeah let's equip a shotgun hopefully i don't have that weird yeah i'm good okay okay i didn't fire that a few times straight ah at them no no that wasn't me that wasn't me i'm just making that up they were the only ones that fired oh oh i fell down the steps i want more shotguns unlocked too but most of the maps i play on at least for doing like rush and stuff that frame rate is on the playstation not on the stream all right most of the maps i play on like shotguns are going to be completely useless because they're all long range like i end up having to turn my carbines and stuff on single fire just because it's so far away i see you really i couldn't have gotten both those skills oh i can deploy hello oh i'm messed god trade kills my back is sore i don't fully understand the point of domination on here because basically just it seems like whoever runs out of kills or whoever runs out of lives first just loses but whatever people seem to like it more than me hi i love how their shotgun sounds like a bb gun um it has so little ammo that's the problem okay so that's what i need to worry about is trying to see if i can get some sort of like extended clips or something extended mags for it something is that even an option no not really okay what the hell is shotguns terrible oh my god is this match over yet i don't want to do this anymore yeah i'm just gonna quit all right hope you enjoyed the stream guys thank you for watchingi'm gonna go ahead and hit record on this as well there we go yeah yeah all right all right we had this class i need to upgrade put on that coyote alright to deploy oh we're defenders that's bad thank you for defusing now we need to defuse this one or not that's cool okay stream still doesn't show me streaming though can you hear me i don't know that you really can hello boys needs more wob wobs sorry i'm trying to check on the stream it's not streaming why you no stream stream for me hello hello i'm trying to stream loading video it's not loading the video run away from the sniper course objective destroyed nope nope nope come on all right things should be good now i think i hope at least failed to load video can you all see the video what what hello oh that's a guy hey guys that's a guy no longer a guy it won't load the video for me either or on the other page what what am i doing wrong don't kill me don't kill me got it i killed it that was great where is the stream at what the hell oh hey it's loading there you go okay guys what's up i'm just gonna pause it it's working for me now hope it's working for you i'm gonna type in swap hopefully that works it says i have five viewers but it doesn't say who they are and that is okay turn down my volume a bit oh god oh god why would it spawn me here nope denied okay that's cool what up guys i said what up guys i said test test test i don't know if it's working streaming bf4 ctp colon slash last twitch dot tv slash eposvox go ow sorry still trying to make sure stuff is working real quick still failing to load the video on my end but it's telling me it is streaming so going to play for a little bit and hope works out you actually just got online so i'll need to be attacking her so boom headshot boom these guys are easy doing this while trying to set up the stream madness nope oh oh get off me don't get me killed oh there's a dude up there he's weak get him who didn't get him okay got him i didn't get that guy though that's okay is it still playing yeah we're good we're good i'm shooting people on stuff okay cool cool i'm gonna turn my mic volume down a little bit here sorry about that all right all right all right all right test that's dust all right a little bit better oh me objective diffused objective defuse why are you warning let me spawn on you so i can get shot in the butt here you need health have have have ammo take your ammo yeah oh hello hello hello oh you died that sucks i have injured you though it's good for something oh okay or no that's cool bruh oh we won they were terrible which is good because i got my butt kicked pretty much the whole time before i started streaming all that xp all right we got indirect fire ammo back upgrade maximum inventory of bullets um something else increases max ammo on certain guns not too bad not too bad not at all resupply nearby soldiers that's what's up i'm streaming from the elgato program by the way so that's why things might be a little bit funky just doing a quick stream from my capture card before i go to class and stuff stuff and stuff about to start the store i just wanted to stream some battlefield a little bit to vent before it starts all right for this map we're definitely going to try the ace with the red dots oh i hate this map god damn it there's only like a couple maps i actually like all that much no no no no no don't don't you leave yet who keeps playing dubstep over here alright that's gotta stop how do i view my team that's really got to stop i'll commute there we go you okay or not that's cool that's cool well we gonna go up there is actually no no right here right here yeah yeah oh oh oh that's always the problem nope okay let's go no big deal no no playing with my control freak on the ps3 all right don't go too far let me get oh i think i changed my spot oh no i'm good all right i'm using the ace i just unlocked it so i got a crappy little red dice red dot sight on it but i've heard a couple people say that's their favorite gun pretty much oh wow this is terrible out hip or brick oil though oh hello really that's all uh why do people like this come on that was actually really bad hmm maybe i sh oh get out of here maybe it's something i'll use but only for auto mode not for the long range carbine i'd been using like the c4 not sure you don't get out my way oh hello sniper really guys really he's right there he's right there shoot him okay yeah knife knife knife knife or not that's cool okay yeah see it's really good for automatic for that single fire use of strand 4 recoils way too high maybe once i get a grip it'll be good though i don't know level cap said he loved it so i'm trying to give it a try but it's not wanting to give me a try i don't know i don't know i do not know i hate spawning back here on this map this map is terrible i'm going to get shots before i even get anywhere swim super super fast go swim swim swim swim swim swim dive swim swim swim swim don't hit the rock i hit the rock oh yeah i do not have ammo box i have rocket launcher which is actually going to be better here so that's okay everywhere oh god the tank is like right here yep ignore the enemy running out of the tank hit the tank ow ow ignore me why did it knife why did it knife i did not tell it to knife no no no no no no i did not tell it to knife all the hate in the world objective armed location and someone recently asked about when i stream and stuff again and this is a prime example of what i meant when i stream at the wrong time because i'm streaming while everybody's in school because my school doesn't start till two freaking 45 oh hi this is basically all this map consists of really freaking annoying this map is so annoying all right what do we got here baking soda and vinegar baking soda and vinegar see if i can survive long enough to get to shore yes i can that's a lot of baddies though oh god that recoil stop it hi yeah see i need to go back to the ak5c i think i don't know though i don't know i'm not the battlefield pro i'm a battlefield mojo i don't know all right we really need to get a couple of these destroyed so we can get the out of this water guys i rather been pinned against absolutely terrible teams done absolutely terrible myself or been on absolutely terrible teams there's been no just like solid good just good matches always the shotgun that comes up behind me always why why you do this why you do this actually i did unlock something did i not i got something or was that that was for support oh i got muzzle brake on that no i thought i got indirect fire on something what okay whatever we're gonna go support for a minute damn it damn it even though anti-tank is useful here i was already promoted oh hello that was bad never mind today has not been good ugh i was having good matches helicopter i go i've already been promoted go away let's go come on let's go that's good let's go pilot we need to go somewhere we need to kill the things hello hello they're going to shoot this down before we even get off the platform come on there we go phew what what really the hell's wrong with you the hell is wrong with you dick yeah you can't fix it it exploded and now we have no helicopter what the now we're getting shot at oh come back boat i'm heading for this one if he doesn't blow that up too because he's heading right for it or he'll just run oh there was another helicop whatever all right all right let me in there we go let's not blow it up this time i really don't want to be blown up i don't know about you because you just nosedived a freaking helicopter hey soft stuff how's it going haha going pretty good not having the best of luck in the battlefield today but still going all right still unlocking some stuff doing the grind which is all i care about i don't care about how well i do i just care about how many guns i can unlock don't tell me you're stopping right here in the middle of a you dude i'm tired of your driving nope dive dive dive stay underwater don't get spotted don't yeah he's already blown up i think good job nope getting shot getting shot oh no i'm drowning or there's that okay my pistols out that's cool that was not cool they blew up my claymore under my wait pete okay thought it was being sneaky nope we lost that was ridiculous ah you guys okay that's going good soft stuff hope hope you're doing okay things are going cray don't freeze up on me playstation i'm tired of you crashing stupid game with no coding oh look there's that promotion that told me about 50 times got some more carbine xp almost got new pistol unlocked i want the sh the shorty 12 gauge that's what i'm wanting to unlock yeah that was terrible that was gross okay yeah let's try to find a different match real quick come on you can do it you can do it there you go or not that's cool too i think the playstation may have crashed because this game is awesome and i don't even think they fully know that they even have the playstation died hang on i don't even think they know they have a ps3 copy of the game and it's completely broken and i wish i never would have got a copy on here i only did because some people from work were supposed to play and i really keep games where i play with friends but no it's going to be broken as all right give me just a second get it rebooted here yeah report it tell them how shitty this game is don't check the hard drive because that'll take forever thank you logitech person for replying to me all right let's get back in the game it's time to play the game the battlefield game you play streaming bf4 for another 45 minutes maybe twitch.tv slash eposvox go go alrighty let's get to it if it'll load please load this game saves data automatically at certain points do not switch off the power when the autosave indication is present except that's when it usually crashes oh look now it completely crashed i gotta completely reset my heads up display battlefield way to go ea just like you're adding offline mode for sim city 10 month yeah i think welcome to battlefield thank you i better not have lost all my progress okay i lost about like half my progress that's weird okay i know i have the no i don't okay no we're good we're good all right we're fine multiplayer quick match rush how's it going everybody how's it going hope your day is going okay if you've started classes again hope that's going okay i start class in about two hours so just kind of chilling playing some battlefield before i go pick up some chew and go to school yeah got my bag packs not ready for this not ready at all but that's okay operation locker i don't mind so much that water beach map okay well that's not okay that was weird match over woo we did good share battle report zero and zero we're pro yeah we're pro what up that's how we do over here at eposvox case can't tell i'm actually a little bored don't physically feel like doing anything because i worked out a little bit this morning and i haven't gotten much sleep and so physically kind of tired but mentally i'm awake as hell and so don't you crash again there you go okay i was about to get so mad i didn't even get to play this time how could you do this to me how could you do it but we're good see just saying hi that one's not bad that one's not bad we good we good everywhere you look everyone i don't know why i'm saying that hyperx cloud haha kingston bringing out the big guns kingston hyperx cloud gaming headset unveiled at ces 2014. the kingston hyperx brand has become synonymous with performance and excellence and they showed off a first at cex ces the hyperx cloud gaming headset according to sources this headset was made in collaboration with qpad well not a lot of information has been released about the new hyperx cloud blah blah it's a headset with aluminum construction padded leather headband interchangeable ear cups 53 millimeter drivers and adjustable mic and it looks pretty cool right back to the game where's everybody alright we are defending that is important to know defending on this map can be a little tricky and i bet you there's no one at it no there's a couple people today all right so i'm gonna go up to b then oh already death on the field yes i know how to toggle fire mode thank you oh hello oh i got this thing okay just throw down some tank mines they're not gonna be effective at all but i can oh they're parachuting okay he's just knifing the guy on the dirt why would you okay this is serious oh this is yeah we just that was terrible that sucks oh look i don't have a gun there we go if i had to tell you you would be extremely surprised at the number of times i've actually died because it wouldn't spawn my gun in that's how broken this game is all right well they got that one and we can do about that and they're on the roof okay maybe i don't like this map as much as i thought that didn't work i already lost the whole you all are i just got spun in here thank you teammate because this still has terrible recoil but i'll make it work oh this is the other one huh good job in the enemy team i guess everything's exploding oh hello chapter up to no good started making trouble in my neighborhood they blew up one base and my mom got scared she said you're playing domination with your uncle in bel air where are these people at all the way on top of the building hate it when they do that don't they know i hate it oh you getting behind me like that yep i need to switch guns this gun is not working for me what's up dueler312 how's it going i'm having a rough day for the first time in like a week on the battlefield but i'll make it work i'll make it work got any unlocks yet nope you're gonna tank you could be useful or not you can just be completely useless to that oh my god get him get out of the way really horse is destroyed why wouldn't me i'm not meant to win anything today oh they got this yep that's cheap thank you for the health gonna sit here and heal really today is not my day we will persevere until i need to leave i'm tearing up doubles right now says modest major yes i know team setup why do you go away and let's go here this is what i get for playing during like class time these are probably all the people who play all day every day whoa hello tank hello tank hello that was weird all right we have to defend this that was one weird parachute all right let's go kill him can't let anybody get to the things the m comes okay laser sight thank you let's go set a claymore run run run are you no run nope i don't have anything to shoot it with not a mess it oh i got one of them i need to go back to my other class what i get i shut my clay more what the hell kind of crawling was that alright why is everybody on a we need to get to b b is where the bad guys are why are you shooting okay oh i got it i got it yep maybe you helicopter you helicopter no no no no no no no no no no no no got it where did he come from i defused it though man i had such a good kd before today i had like almost a full two and a half or something i'm probably uh let's see what the battle log says because today's probably completely trashed it no i'm still a 1.02 but barely of course b is armed because no one will go over here to be gotcha i don't know what's happening but i'm defusing yep i'm stuck i hate this part of the map nope nope nope nope i got a boat if i can walk here oh that's going to be a bit more difficult a lot more difficult and he's probably just a distraction hate when they get on the roofs all right why aren't you a sneaky little fish bastard will more people go to be uh i'm just spawning in a medic yes it is great that means they have a commander and we probably don't they got snipers everywhere we don't no clue where i'm getting shot in the butt from other than across the map which isn't really cool at all really all the way on that roof okay that's cool no big deal oh he's right there kill him oh it better be dead oh there's people on it what's happening where do these people come from parachuting over here oh this will kill pistol oh i need that pistol xp there you go okay or not we can trade that's cool i like trading all right i gotta know i want to give this kind of freaking try look he's using the ace oh i'm using a different ace is that what's happening here maybe that's ah there's like three different aces i'm probably using a shitty one we're gonna go back to this one this one seemed better yeah we're gonna use that one we're actually gonna go to support next oh okay okay every day for me nbd bass last fall back jesus why is our helicopter going over there that is not being useful um guys they're falling on us that's not gonna be good why is no one here this is why we're losing so badly no one's freaking covering the faces there we go thank you oh i thought you were a bad guy you are a bad guy i'm sure that siren's not a good sign why did he go over there guys there's there's there's a dude hey somebody actually ah okay just not worry about the freaking m-comms they're not important to this game type wow who where the is my team running right past them i can feel my controller cracking under the weight of my anger wow okay hey guys there's someone else over there you want to quit rushing at their spawn and come do something it's cool i got them they're going to arm it anyway they do whatever they want because nobody's going to freaking stop them oh they aren't both of them do do we i do i can't even do do i even have teammates no they're why are you flying over their spot what is wrong with you this isn't team deathmatch this is why we're losing damn it dicks of course it is because they won't stay at the base dicks my god you all are terrible you should not be playing rush should be playing squad death match or team death match or but not rush all right tank lead me why not can i get in you yes again enemies i don't know where that other guy went probably over here i don't want to get shot from the butt nope there he is and to be oh there's another one he's waiting for me not my objective there's a guy right on top of me nope nope got it where's he at wow that was a terrible okay dude no one's still over here yet they're all so freaking far behind play the game time ptfo play the objective oh well they're too terrible for that how's the helicopter doing oh we already alright guys i'm gonna get ready for class and stuff and maybe i'll play more tonight when people aren't this terrible and i'm not having this bad of a game session hope you enjoyed the stream in the video i'm trying not to rage too hard as this has been the worst game session i've probably ever had in bf4 so that's extremely disappointing oh i'm so close on the handguns we will play something we will play something really really quick oh that sucks oh nice service star that went positive so it wasn't too terri all right we're gonna plop in i got time i'm gonna plop in i don't know i guess a quick squat we can try squad death match it never works well for me actually domination let's try a domination match just jump in the middle of one get a couple pistol kills and be good to go okay okay wait why do all the classes have an unlock oh camouflage i hate it when it does that so stupid it's also stupid all right let's actually give the assault class a little bit more attention since we haven't in quite a while actually that's all good we can just oh my god go away go back deploy just somewhere let me play i'm just going to run pistol mode over here this is domination right yeah god everything's rendering terribly what what what the hell is wrong with the game today there's an update coming tomorrow and you bet your ass i am so looking forward to it because oh this is getting redonkulous i don't yeah i don't get points because i didn't play i shot a couple times and spotted someone let's try this again one more time i don't know what's going to start don't make it no people smash all right come on come on come on come on come on come on i want to play a game i want to ride my bicycle i want to ride my bike so basically when i start class everybody else is getting out of class so that's always kind of weird okay looks like we're good now try to get a couple pistol kills here the ghost string is kind of weird i think i like it i don't know what this is but turned it on okay him anyone no yeah that'd be too easy all right where do i want to push here i just want to keep from having too many angles where people are going to shoot me in the ass bam oh bam come at me what what what it wasn't even showing him markers i thought they were on my team okay wow than somewhat i wanted to shoot but wow i promise i'm not really this bad at this game that's just very disappointing actually how bad uh admittedly my mind's not fully here so i could easily be part of it but i didn't kill it the grenade didn't get anyone i got my grenades fully unlocked by the way i feel like i should have wow i feel like i should have more grenade unlocks but now yeah i should have more to choose from but no grenades are fully unlocked i'm trying to get pistols unlocked don't worry oh that's not what i meant to do why did it knife i didn't tell it to knife revive nope that happens so many times i don't know if it's my ps3 controller or if it's the sensitivity of the coding of it on the ps3 which i'm probably leaning towards given how bad it's been for everything else but it's been crazy i guess i need to use a boost too to help get this up here yeah yeah that's okay i got a new pistol yet quit turning my flashlight on people hi oh hello there we go yep new pistol unlocked what i was going for my bed oh that pistol so fast oh i love it i love it that shotgun loves me all right i'm about to finish up here i guess i should try to finish out the match i'll play serious mode now let's go yeah let's equip a shotgun hopefully i don't have that weird yeah i'm good okay okay i didn't fire that a few times straight ah at them no no that wasn't me that wasn't me i'm just making that up they were the only ones that fired oh oh i fell down the steps i want more shotguns unlocked too but most of the maps i play on at least for doing like rush and stuff that frame rate is on the playstation not on the stream all right most of the maps i play on like shotguns are going to be completely useless because they're all long range like i end up having to turn my carbines and stuff on single fire just because it's so far away i see you really i couldn't have gotten both those skills oh i can deploy hello oh i'm messed god trade kills my back is sore i don't fully understand the point of domination on here because basically just it seems like whoever runs out of kills or whoever runs out of lives first just loses but whatever people seem to like it more than me hi i love how their shotgun sounds like a bb gun um it has so little ammo that's the problem okay so that's what i need to worry about is trying to see if i can get some sort of like extended clips or something extended mags for it something is that even an option no not really okay what the hell is shotguns terrible oh my god is this match over yet i don't want to do this anymore yeah i'm just gonna quit all right hope you enjoyed the stream guys thank you for watching\n"