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I'm going on an eBay shopping spree for tech today. The only catch? I have to pick whatever the first item of my search result is. This is not going to go well. What if I just type in a random query?

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"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: en- Today, I'm going on aneBay shopping spree for tech.The only catch?I have to pick whatever the first itemof my search result is.Is this gonna go badly?Absolutely!What if I just type in \"good headphones\"?We're going for it, all right.First non-sponsored results is...(laughs)Beats by Dre Powerbeats Pro,used very good condition, $71.95.Add to cart.I'm not sure how I'm feelingabout this video right now.One thing I'm not gonna cheat here is,I can look at what the autocompletes areto give me an idea.Cheap phones?Cheap gaming PC, oh.Cheap gaming PC.I think I need a cheap gaming PC.Oh, good lord.HP...(Jared laughs)- I don't need to hear anything-- HP sparkle emoji cheap sparkle emojidesktop gaming computer.All right, we gotta bring this back.I gotta get something good.- Cheap PlayStation.- Cheap PlayStation?I mean, as long as I keepputting \"cheap\" in front of it,I'm sure this won't go wrong.- Yeah!- Well, first sponsored linkwas a $900 PlayStation 5.But, sponsored, doesn't count, all right.Getting un-sponsored...Oh god, no! (laughs) No! No! No!Jumping Flash Long Box PS1Complete, in box, tested.It's a hundred dollarPlayStation one game.(laughs)- Yo! We gotta do it! (laughs)- How is this cheap?$100 PS1 game is cheap?Are you kidding me?(groans)Phones, I need a cheap phone.If I'm an eBay seller, andI want someone to realizethat I've got a great deal on my product,what's the word I'mgonna use to describe it?Incredible? Complete? Tested?- Quality.- Quality!Quality.Quality smartphone.Oh wait, I should've put refurbished!No, I hit the enter button!(giggles)SpigenFlex Strap phone grip holder.This is still not what I want.It's literally a little like...Clip that you put onthe back of your phone.All right, I'll add that to the cart.Refurbished phone, that'smy absolute answer.Unlocked.That's gotta be safe.Oh!All right.iPhone XR, 260 bucks.Factory unlocked, verygood, eBay refurbished.I think I could've done alot worse than this one.260 bucks for an iPhone XR?I would think it would be difficultto buy a phone that is that kind of pricethat is as high quality as the XR.Okay, we're doing well.Let's not jeopardize ourselves too much.What do I need to fill out my tech?I've got a gaming PC, oh a monitor!Gaming monitor, youreally sure about this?- Yes.- Gaming monitor.Ay, we actually got a good gaming monitor!- I told you not to-- Whoo!eBay refurbished, coming in clutch again.The Samsung 34-inch 21-by-9FreeSync display for 249 bucks.(crew exclaims)That's actually... that'sexcellent, and free shipping!On an ultra-wide monitor.Whoo!Although wait... wait...Wait, why did I get a gaming monitor?I have a Core i5 with no GPU. (laughs)This is the worst gaming PC ever.Low profile graphics card.Oh god, oh god no, please no, please no.I think this is okay, actually.It's an R5 340x for $19.Is this the way to shop?Just to like, Ricky Bobby it?eBay has the wheel?This is going surprisingly well. (laughs)Like, this should not be goingas well as it is right now.Budget keyboard... No, whatif I said office keyboard?To me, I wanna get like,the cheapest thing I can.Office keyboard, thatfeels like the key wordthat's gonna be like, a $10 Dell.Home office keyboard.I feel good, I feel good.I feel good.I feel great, what the (oof sound effect)It's a Razer Pro TypeProgrammable Home Office keyboardin great condition.So this is an old Razer keyboard.Like, I mean, this lookslike Windows 98 old.- Oh my god!- But it's 37 bucks.(click)Cheap mouse.Budget mouse.Affordable mouse.- RGB mouse.- No... oh actually, I think you're right.Oh yeah, yo let's go, baby!MSI M99 RGB Wired Gaming Mouse, $19!Have we cracked the code?Have we been overthinkingit the entire time?Okay, so we got a lot of PC components,although it's actually not so bad.So everything's shown upin a fairly quick manner.Probably the most legitlooking package hereis the Samsung refurbished monitor,which wasn't sold by Samsungbut clearly was actuallyrefurbished by Samsung,so I feel good about that.Is this our graphics card?Aw, look how tiny it is!Aw, so cute!You've got the red and the black cooler.Oh wow, this is also packed well.What the (oof sound effect)?- Oh my God, What?- You couldn't have takena paper towel... What?Oh, Jared!- What?- Look at the hard drive,can you see the hard drive?- Oh my god!Was this a smoker's PC?Here we go.- Ah, not terrible.- Cleaner than I thought.- Yeah, we can work with this.The thing with these PC's is thatyou can get a good deal.Like these are, generallyspeaking, very affordableconsidering, you know, the specsand the single channel of memory,but you have to just be very carefulwhen it comes to your upgrade path,you need to be thoughtful about it.I think, in a span of 30 seconds,I can install this graphics card.Look at that.There we go, that's some air flow.So Ken, we have a very excitingthing to show you today.We went on eBay and wepurchased every singletop search result that I typed in.- Can I ask why you guys chose to buyall of the first results on eBay?Is there a reason for this (laughs)or is it just one of yourarbitrary video ideasthat you think will get clicks?It's probably that one.- So this displayis a beautiful Samsungthat is incredibly high quality,75 hertz, it's beautiful.- Okay, I'm not gonna lie.I saw this around the studioand I wasn't sure why it was therebut we've definitelyhad this monitor before.- No we haven't.It's brand new.- I'm pretty sure one of oureditors had it at some pointand did not like it afterlike, a couple weeks.- Well, I think it's great.I actually think it's maybethe best gaming monitor of all time.Jared, how much wasthis beautiful monitor?- Well, this was actuallya great deal at 250.- 250 UnitedStates freedom dollars.- Tell me more about this,what kind of panel, isthis like, a VA, IPS?- It's an ABCDEFG HIJK-Not only is it high resolution,beautiful, it's also 75 hertz,and FreeSync compatible!What more could you ask forwhen you type a word into eBay searchand hope that something good shows up?- An LG ultra-wide?I don't know if you can actually geta 1440P ultra-wide at this price point.- You can't, it's impossible.Only through the power of eBay and...- Now that you're stressing...Wait, you paid 250?- Yep.- Okay, so I'm on eBay refurbished, 230.(cheer sound effect)- When it wastime to actually geta gaming PC setup, thatwas where things got dicey.- Wait, wait, wait...You typed in gaming PCand this is what you got?Oh, did you add like, a modifier?- Maybe...- Did you add, like... cheap to it?- No!(Ken laughs)I put in good, super good.Okay, well why don't you crack it open?See (stutters) we modified it.- Crack it... wait, what?- Oh, you think we'rejust gonna buy a PC on eBay?- No, get outta here.- Just pull it, Ken.It's a high-end gaming PC, look at that.That's the high-end gamingPC quality you expect.- I have never see this before.- It's a high-endcooler that routes itdirectly channeling throughthe vent and the case.- Oh, that actually does, huh?- High end, Ken.Yeah, yeah, there you go.But there's more!- Oh, you did SSD.- Yep.Ken, you know what you should do though?Pop open that disc drive.- Oh, no.- Whoo!Look at that!Pop-open door, baby!- Yeah, like every HP of this era.- Yeah!High end.- It doesn't wanna...- You're supposedto press the button.But Ken, we're not even done yet.(Ken laughs)You might notice... thereare some things missing here.- Oh, yeah peripherals,you got peripherals?- So I've gotmyself an MSI gaming mouse,individually bagged.- Yeah, I'vealways liked these, yeah.So good.- Some are better than others.- They're so good, Austin.Look at this, look at the high... (laughs)What... which part of this is not working?That's part of the game!(Austin blows)No!(Austin blows)That's not gonna work.You remember what HP stands for?Hot poop!(laughs)- Let me just confirmthat it's a mouse problem.Look, yeah, it's...okay, the mouse is dead.- Yeah, MSI quality right there!- We're just gonna, uh, (clears throat)editing team, just cutthis part of the video out.That never happened.(whispers) Please help me.You know what you really need though?- I hope to godthis is an MSI keyboard.- It is not!You can see the fine sellers on eBayhave amazing packing jobs.I'm pretty sure thatthis is mildly illegal'cause you're not supposed to do thisbut whatever, it's fine.- Oh, I don't like the look of this.Oh, what is this?(laughs)Wait...- Ken, I'm notsure if you're familiar,but Razer's been makingkeyboards for a long time.- That's a thing?- So long in fact, thatthey shipped keyboardswith a 30-pin iPod connector on them.You've got your shuffle button,you've got your volume, you'vegot your little music buttonand wait until you hear theseincredibly high-end switches.Get a load of this.(keyboard clicks loudly)- It's membrane, isn't it?- Mmm.Revolutionary productwith many years of R&D.Honestly, this is really thereason why Razer exists today.- So, where do youthink they sold-- Don't worry about it.Oh, is this not PC enough for you?Is this not what you expectwhen you type a bunch ofauto-completes into eBay(stutters) and you get items?Well, I've got more to show ya!- It's a 128 gig USB 3.1flash drive from Micro Center.Why did you buy this on eBay?- So, while youcould go to Micro Centerand get one for free, we choseto buy one on eBay instead.- Wow.- How much do youthink someone sold this forthat they got for free at Micro Center?- I would hope to god you didn'tspend more than five bucks on this.- Jared?- This was 13 dollars.(Ken laughs)But with free shipping!- With free shipping?- With free shipping.- This iscapitalism at its finest!- No cap.- No gaming PC setupcould possibly be completewithout this next item.- Is it a headset?- This is copyof the highly acclaimed,world-famous release ofthe game of the century,complete in-box copy ofJumping Flash, which...- Yeah, I was gonnasay, not new in box.This is far from new in box.- Complete in box.- I don't like that.- It's fine...okay, don't ruin the manual.It's the hottest game of 1995, my friend!- This was really the first result?- Yes.(Ken laughs)There was a slight wrinkle with this one,in that after we purchased it,the listing disappeared.But it was $120, so I'msure we're gonna getlots of high quality items.- What did you type in?Okay, those are...- Gate hinges!- Oh god.- Oh wait, hang on, hang on.There might be some stuff in here.There's also-- Oh, I need these!- See?- Suction.- I knew you needed a suck, Ken.There is an 18 inch towel bar.That's worth solid $5.A soft-close door frameless insert.- Man, someone reallyjust robbed the Ace Hardware.- How 'bout a knob?- What'd you call me?- It looks exactly like you!- Hey, a set of drill bits!Look, it's a $70 valueif purchased separately.I think we've already got $120 of valuebut I'm gonna keep going.Oh this one's heavy, this is probably...Heavy means good.We've got... (Ken laughs)Another set of... you know what?Sometimes you need a lot of drill bits.I go through so many drill bits.I think there's another oneand there is another one.(Ken laughs)Jared, do you need a new set of...I've also got... oh, a stud finder.Actually it's not, it's ascale between dry and wet.- (laughs) What?Wait... Wow.- In case you couldn't tell.- I don't need a machine for this.- Look at this, a little heater.- Don't even thinkabout plugging that in, dude.Why would you hold it from there?Why are these handles here?- How far away is thatfrom the good deals?- This is like dad left homeand just to remove all thememories of his existence,we just put his poop in a boxand sold it to Austin Evans.- Does this not looklike $120 worth of value?- This looks like my dadand every mistake thathe made that wasn't me.- That was a rare self-own on that one.So Ken, what else do youuse on a daily basis?- A phone!- This, my friend-- Is an iPhone!- Yeah, it is baby, XR!- Oh, it is!Is this.. oh, my god.I will defend Apple LCD'sto the ends of the earth.- Like you doon Denki all the time?- I do.Yeah, there's scratches on the screen.- No, there's not, no, what?This was supposed to bein very good conditionand it is in, I would say, fair at best.That screen is pretty rough.- Yeah.- But good thing is Ken,that's not the only thing we got.You can't use an iPhonewithout accessories, right?- AirPods?The PowerBeats pro?- Yep.- I forgot how big this case was.It's the size of my hand, dude!Oh right, that's why it's big.Because it has the...- Ear hooks.- Yeah, yeah, yeah.I actually do like this design a lotbecause these never fall out.They also look fairly clean,is this a refurb or new?It's probably refurbbed, right?- Super minty, best condition.- Now I'm gonna ask avery legitimate question.Are these legitimate?- I don't know, you be the judge.- Yeah, these sound real.- (laughs) They just sound real?- If these are fake,they're very good fakesbut I doubt they're fake.For upwards of 70 bucks, these are great.- Oh, you think that's great?The video will be over assoon as you open this product.People will be so amazed,they will have no choicebut to watch another Austin Evans video.- Oh come on, you were amping this uplike it was gonna be bad.In what world is this bad?- I didn't say it's bad,I said it's high quality,it completes your setup.- I mean, it absolutelycompletes the phone setup.I mean, it's not clean.Could probably find a bettersolution that looks nicerlike a Pop Socket but comeon, for these bigger phones?Oh wait, that's a little...Oh, it's just for one finger.Well actually, no.That's great.Is this a seat heater?- So, you don't have heated seatsin your vehicle, now do you?- No, we live in California.- Oh, Ken.Are you gonna have a heatedseat on the cyber-quad?- Put this here.- You know, I don'tthink you're warming your butt,I think you're warming some other partof your anatomy with that.- Even better.Okay, I'm gonna sit on itand hope for the best.- How you feelin' there?- You know, between thisand the heated blanketthat you got me last time, maybe I justhave a really high tolerance for heat.- Well, at least I have an excuseto get B-roll of your ass now.- No.(Austin laughs)- Some days at work just... this ain't it.\n"