**The Adventures of Woods and His Laser Party Lights**

Woods had found an amazing deal on laser party lights that usually cost $96, but he was able to get them for just 50 cents. He was beyond excited about his new purchase and couldn't wait to show it off to his friends. As he unboxed the lights, he suddenly remembered how much fun it was to go to clubs with his friends back in the day. He would often attend these events, but never really understood why everyone else seemed to be having so much more fun than him.

Woods couldn't help but chuckle as he thought about how ridiculous some of the things people did at concerts and parties were. "Why would you stand up when there's a seat available?" he wondered aloud. He didn't get it, and that was okay. But what he did understand was that sometimes, having fun meant letting go of your inhibitions and embracing the moment.

As Woods began to set up his laser party lights, he started to think about how they could be used in various situations. "You know what this would be perfect for?" he mused. "A special time." He wasn't sure what that referred to, but he knew it was something important to him. Whatever it was, he was determined to make the most of it with his new laser lights.

Woods started experimenting with the lights, changing their colors and flashing them around the room. It was mesmerizing to watch, and he couldn't help but feel a sense of excitement and wonder. Suddenly, his mind began to wander back to his past experiences with concerts and parties. He remembered how everyone would stand up when there was a performance, even though they had seats available. "That's what I love about live music," he thought. "It's so much more than just the music itself."

As Woods continued to play with his laser lights, an idea started to form in his mind. What if he could use these lights to create a special atmosphere for his own kind of party? Not necessarily a traditional club scene, but something that would be unique and enjoyable for him and his friends. He envisioned it now: a space filled with people laughing and having fun, all thanks to the magic of the laser lights.

With renewed enthusiasm, Woods started brainstorming ways to make this happen. "We can have a special time," he thought again. "And we'll need some music." As he began to explore his options, an unexpected memory popped up: flying back from Costa Rica on a plane and seeing the city below filled with green laser lights shining upwards at their aircraft. Someone was trying to locate their pilots, Woods recalled, and it had been quite an experience.

Woods couldn't help but chuckle as he thought about that incident. It seemed like a lifetime ago, yet the memory still lingered in his mind. He started to wonder if there were any other creative ways to use the laser lights, now that they'd become so familiar to him. "What if we used them on the go?" he pondered aloud.

As Woods' thoughts continued to wander, he realized that the possibilities for using the laser party lights were endless. They could be used in a variety of situations, from parties to performances, and even for creating a unique atmosphere at home. With a sense of excitement and anticipation, he decided to share his experience with others, hoping they might find inspiration in his own adventures.

"Hey guys," Woods said as he wrapped up the video recording session. "I'm done. But I have an idea: maybe we can get more deals on products like this one. Who knows? Maybe you'll be watching a similar video in the future." With that, he bid farewell to his viewers and disappeared into the digital void.

The postscript message at the end of the recording was simple yet reassuring: "See you next time bye". It served as a final reminder to Woods' friends that they would be back with more adventures and creative musings.

"WEBVTTKind: captionsLanguage: enyou're not a dad unless you wear your watch face on your wrist i think a lot of like people in the military do it so it doesn't you know the watch doesn't shine no that's just how you read military time god you're so knowledgeable yeah it's 17 o'clock what is what is what's up guys welcome to youtube what is up youtube welcome to you guys much like a person who dances naked's clothes this episode's all about things that are 99 off just like tanner's life just like matt's head so they were on wish where you can get things for 99 off and you'll also get something you're not expecting is what i'm anticipating and this episode's all focused on products that are just like 99 off we're going to kind of buy all of those weird things and see what they actually give us uh let's take a look look at that bag woods looks like you know it looks just like missing a strap for me no man tell me that's not woods you know walks around with his fedora you really don't know me i know both of you i wish you knew me why is that man standing on this thing yeah what does he stand in the bottom right corner of it it's that tough yo there's no way someone's holding them up you can see touching it i like this i want this truck this is ridiculous i want it add the car something smells good chanel that's so good now is this my remote control car this is literally a button these things are not supposed to be buttons listen the suspension here is actually somewhat advanced for such a cheap remote control car so wow we turn into a serious review channel out of nowhere shut up and we're back to normal let's do that there's a lot of a lot of whatever you call this sheesh all right we're gonna have to let her rip woods let's get a top speed performance here pull the trigger oh that's so slow wow oh it's dead donkey lit it's dead it's tired oh wait what is that is that a charger could it be how do you get into this oh well stay tuned we're gonna we're gonna insert a clip hey guys so it's us again in different clothes we finally got enough time to charge this it is slow that looks so slow we'll drive what do you let's test the hydraulics the suspension go get a little what what does that do no it's not going to do a rock climber bro try it do it isn't it supposed to do that is that crazy yes that's what we're doing we're testing the product nice what are you looking for it's got great suspension i don't remember how much we paid for this but it's got some spunk this is so slow it is so slow though it is very slow if it's under ten dollars dope if it's over ten dollars no yeah next product my turn woods and for my turn he's gonna go a little crazy x factory full metal ak-47 what is this a squirt gun it's an airsoft rifle oh this one's normally seven thousand seven thousand dollars for an airsoft rifle something's off there and now it's 761. i can't believe we did it baby there's a seven thousand dollar airsoft rifle that we're definitely gonna get from wish.com dude it's got a laser okay can you believe wish is gonna give us a seven thousand dollar ak-47 here we go bye now yee yes that's my ak thousands of dollars off dang bro this is hefty put the stock on it i've been playing with it so me and my friend tyler we used to have uh airsoft battles all the time when we were kids and he shot me once when i wasn't ready and i screamed at him here we go boys okay careful cover your eyes these things bounce we are trained professionals is that a laser well that's a flashlight oh you covered it dude this thing looks crazy look how realistic this looks all right i'm gonna shoot the back door everybody say your prayers going off a post it's not that powerful no no i've shot more powerful pistols never mind that is hard that's pretty hard let me see it's gonna go through that billion percent hit with his ankle yeah oh uh it did go through not all the way through but through here try and shoot it through this no let's do a depth test how much was this thing uh we got it for three thousand dollars off all right this is a dope for what we paid for it i'll say that thanks wish never gonna hear that again stuff i gotta get out of here oh no it gets worse the deeper you go why is it getting so much worse just get out of there dude i know exactly what i want it wasn't what you just witnessed nope okay if i could take it back i would we got that bling iced out watch 18k go play this hip hop why would they throw in hip hop i hate they do that the most appropriated thing you can do also we're getting it for 15 i think 17 17 watch men of santa clarita ice yourself ice yourselves sandy boys what are we even doing no sometimes you just like to touch hands that's weird yeah dude why don't we just hold on just commit and just commit it how's it feel no no dude why are your hands so wet still still bye now what's this what you got i got a little surprise for the boys look at this guys it's a box it's a box it's a box oh that's the gold watch we got for super cheap i think it was normally three thousand dollars or something crazy what's this for the price of profit did they accidentally do that they must have these are two valuables so it's not as heavy as my watch but my watch is like a 250 nixon watch 250 on nixon yeah hmm good taste what can i say dude this thing is sharper than my iq it's round bro i can't even read it there's too many diamonds oh good boom guys i look legit you guys would expect me to take off my apple watch but guess what no because now i have two watches and i'm extra rich how did you open it oh my word you cannot not know how to open up a pricey expensive watch you do not understand that class because you've never had a real watch uh i need to go to class class please i'm not good with mechanical things what that's true in your defense this one's extra tough that's what she said you can't do it dude you actually can't i'm not built to put things on i'm able to take things off get it because i'm naked what time is it money o'clock oh it appears i'm rich what time is it paycheck time time to get back to work employee somebody hit it with one of those one of those crystal detectors it was like what's a chris it's good you called it a crystal detector diamond detector without it they just poke the diamond and if it beeps then it's good it's like diamonds in the roof yeah these are nope after all that yeah that's pretty stupid you're not a dad unless you wear your watch face on your wrist i think a lot of like people in the military do it so it doesn't you know the watch doesn't shine no that's just how you read military time god you're so knowledgeable yeah it's 17 o'clock 21 hours jacob willing's going to watch this he's like everyone else is 4am why would you not wake up at 4 30. he does say that a lot if you wake up early in the morning like at 4 30 in the morning really brags about it and it's not that hard you just set an alarm he gets up and he's like 4am hit the gym for 7 hours then i think about my wife for 12. you really nailed it i'm ready for the yeah a wrist bump rich bomb diamond bomb all right next product next product that's one why is that a 200 shirt oh dude give me that which one that the green one he's pointing to go get me i'll get both i don't want that why we want you to have this dude you got to represent what you're passionate about it's not necessarily my passion okay well for someone that does something so often i breathe all the time yeah aren't you passionate about it if i took that away from you right now wouldn't you be upset yes exactly yes i'm not an enthusiast or a hobbyist about it breathing oh actually yeah you are do some exercise hi yeah i mean hey thanks for watching your shop oh this is the woods two for one woods i don't have any idea what you're talking about but i'd be excited we got the shirtwoods wanted yeah look at my happy show all right dude here let's give him both these watches yeah why is it made out of the textbook cover how do you take it off yeah i remember john go check it out put the shirt on you have to wear this yeah yeah you got it sorry dude you just have to no no that's lady gaga no that's guy guy dude why does it work dude dude you look jacked for starters oh dude for a special time you look like the green goblin you smell good for a man in a wheelchair i feel like he should be down on venice beach like doing a prank show what's up can i get your attention real quick could you come on over here sign this petition prop 79 it's to legalize swag sorry dude damn that jiggle's just like diamonds dude you guys don't like how close i'm sitting it's so uncomfortable oh bro man i love it here he was in there a little long too look at phil it feels like that textbook cover no actually you've ever read a textbook i've heard a textbook there's a text in every book what textbook what's the last textbook you had probably like pre-pre-cal country calculator all right woods give us the doper now it's a dope i feel it dude that is oh nice oh you have an interview today you look like the show of workaholics you can just kind of see the weed underneath yeah i mean the plants you're the guy who totally thought this was enough like went into an interview he's like yeah i look good right mom i've had interviews like that that i've interviewed people people show up in like t-shirts and i'm like what you're gonna wear a t-shirt every other day but just try to dress up right now yeah this is the moment where you gotta show off next product all right let's pick your product how about that 100 pair of scissors not the sharpest but if you can sharpen yourself they'll work great and that's how matt describes the woods dude bro you should get scissors woods look at that hairdo you need a cut we'll get a cut why don't i always call him wood randomly i asked him how much would it cost for when the delivery driver asks him first name and last name for him to just say his last name is creature woodland creature that's funny this looks pretty dope like a uh it's a ceiling light yeah music light bulb uh we love that tell me you're not gonna put that in your car away you just be vibing out when i go lift yeah when you go left you just turn it pink that'd be really cool for people to see just when they like go to see the car you just like you tap it on or something like that i feel like i could be a truck driver i think anyone could i don't think anybody could nobody even the people doing it i don't think anybody yeah have you ever looked closely into a semi truck yeah no one's there you don't seem blown away enough by the fact you're about to get a 50 cent ceiling light it's normally 161 was you just moved into your own place finally you should be excited about appliances 50 cents yeah you're right in the club so unexpected 50 cents in the club look how big that the bit wait the back is a regular bulb is an e27 yeah white i hate that so much oh you know i could put it though on my balcony that'll work bro is this another thing for wood special time should we do an episode of 10 products to help woods during a special time oh yeah this is this is the chandelier light for woods dreamy colorful multifunctional bluetooth music scene light uh applicable places bedroom living room dining room balcony aisle bar tea restaurant chess chess tea restaurant chess and card hall what is a tea restaurant chess dude look how big it is that's what i said i'm gonna bring that in that's what i said right after i said it it's such a meta joke it's it's a legit bulb guys wait what well let's test it out is it a speaker speaker i hardly know that's huge dude you couldn't find a smaller lamp got the biggest lamp wow that's pretty bright yeah i like this it's so blue though okay let's see blue doesn't need a battery blue blue oh blue oh i like this lamp green wow it really doesn't pick up it on it almost at all on camera it'd be cool for like a little little hair light did you connect to it on not copyright dude don't play copyright stuff okay fine please good bye hey random calls and i can't soak up the sun i don't have a lot of service so it's buffering it's literally four seconds just finish the ad google one second just play the ad bro i'm so glad that i did that i was pressing play and pause on this dude i bought into it again i thought he kept that was killing me i'm so frustrated matt winked at me seven times but i thought it was just his bad service that song that song is not working i think you should i think you should try again i think you should try again different song that one's not working it's buffering couldn't be the button that you just keep pressing greetings my young apprentice yes father okay again and welcome back what playlist are you in this is literally your youtube copyright you're just skipping through it the sun goes down the copyright time copy copy copy copy copy copy copy are you guys having a good friday night yeah this is pretty cool i'm gonna keep it if none of you guys want to i think i'll take it and throw it away why so you never play my music again next product it's a 200 keyboard for 50 cents that's the weirdest noise i just made whoa yo whoa dude dude look it's literally cracking out of the keyboard case cracked out of my mind right now bruh that keyboard looks cheap 50 cents we're getting it i wouldn't do it we're getting it for 50 cents get your cracked keyboard and get out of here it's a 50 cent keyboard if it even types it's worth it it's not 50 cents a package just for me what do you got there tan man dude this smells like fish yes do you know why because when they jab and they japan warehouses are near the sea and they smell like stinky fish i'm going to give you guys a quick just push through of the of the downward cam which are you would you would you want to see yeah i'm evanescence and i'm never going to bleed i don't want to say bring me to what's up mkbhd yeah you got all those oh look at my new six thousand dollar keyboard we like it lightweight yeah it's a mechanical keyboard the keys move mechanically oh it's good why are you screaming at me yeah i'm not insecure about my keyboard look at the lightning though dude if any of you guys are extreme gamers i'll be honest with you though i'm actually somewhat impressed that the keys actually have lightning on them that feels above and beyond here's what we'll rate it if i get over 80 words per minute and type racer with it then it's dope if i see lightning flash through the keyboard i'll say it's a dope let me uh oh cheaper you can't really see it in a dark room it works oh it matches our set all right 80 words per minute and it gets a dub well what's your standard on a normal keyboard stop are you serious so fast how fast do you think i can type not that fast oh he's going so fast oh he lost don't flip up he lost it oh no just appearing in love oh no love only joking they defend oh god don't smack keyboards we're recording i'm sorry you only got like 80. you were literally at 104 for a while and then i started talking and you got real nervous yeah i get anxious you choked big boy so would you take this to the the annual keyboard typing no you can buy a better keyboard than this for the same price next product look at this ish dude this is a s21 ultra dude it's good this is a brand new fashion this is what they think the phones are they're fashion devices i guess they are 2021 brand new fashion global version high performance smartphone yeah 86 bucks baby i think all five of those cameras work no there's no way all five of those cameras work each bright screen is a new experience what does that even mean i don't know wait you get more it's like a book of screens quad camera this is the wish phone there's nothing on the box this has got to be like a knock off of the new galaxy phones it's got more than four cameras too it's got five i think what does that smell let me smell it smell like fresh oh you went so close my mustache touched it what is this i've never seen what is this right here that's a phone looks like a uh phone what does it smell like a phone honestly so far first impressions not bad welcome oh viewing ratio bad you can see how it's full brightness and this one like begins to stop showing full brightness even though my other phone does not my favorite character oh food bro that smells gasoline like a this was pond that smells like cheap men's cologne is that the official hawaii hawaii huawei huawei thank you i'm not a tech reviewer oh it's a huawei phone wow this camera is not great wow this camera is horrible yo is it the camera to me be honest wow really bad camera i took the picture and then like literally 10 seconds later there's your image let's watch the video for a second wow dude i can't believe you got this is literally six frames per second chad this is chad is just woods sitting back there this this this and this are all fake cameras legitimately fake no way yeah can you switch the view no they're legitimately fake cameras nope it's just a digital zoom those are these are legitimately fake cameras wow that's incredible okay there you go guys not not really worth it okay next product get that laser shooter you're right woods just found this laser shoe that looked pretty sick would show off this laser shooter to the crowd laser shooter yeah it shoots a laser auto sound party lights it's lit hi woods woods found this and he's getting this for 50 cents 96 normally woods huh what are you going to do with that start my own club wait i know what he's going to do he's going to put on that one shirt bow oh yeah that club is empty as heck but okay this is so disorienting i don't understand club life it was like there's this phase of like five years of my life where everyone invited me to clubs and i was like no i don't understand why would i go in a dark room cramp cramping with a bunch of people being blinded and deafened this is fun fun it's called a concert you ever been to a concert i'll be honest with you i don't like concerts why because everyone stands up when they have a freaking seat idiots it's principal i don't get it i guess i like concerts am i right wouldn't it be better to enjoy your music sitting down i'm an old man i think he's been an old man for the last 30 years from a bachelor's party you want to go to a club with me i will not go to a club with you what if i got a free table what's a free table you have to pay for anything all the alcohol is free i don't care about paying for things well yeah i know but you get to hang out with me at a club i can hang out with you here now for free actually it's not free i'm paying you guys yeah hey thanks you know it's mighty like when you pay your friends to hang out that's all i'm saying about the flashing lights you were talking about lights that whole time i don't remember this this is woods i am assuming it has to be it's way smaller than what i thought it would be i remember not wanting to get this no i remember you wanting it specifically actually you you looked at me and you said daddy i mean daddy i mean daddy i mean daddy i mean tanner and then i was like yeah woods yeah is that it that was it unboxed over here i'm so oh yeah sorry what what are you doing wow okay so we've got a remote he's remembering how to unbox oh let's include all that repackages it up that's a nice tripod then it just so on to the main part of this product it looked way bigger in the wish app yeah spin that thing spin that thing woods say your phasers to stun bro phasers to fun that's what he says right no that's a star wars thing that i just said so your phasers for fun is what buzz lightyear says when does he say that in a toy story how do you want to show this on camera we can hold it up in front of the camera and we'll show it do you want me to shine it under this wall over here well yeah it's a laser oh hey my eyes don't look into this because these are real lasers so we got this for dirt cheap i think it was like a dollar what we got before you definitely see it on camera oh i changed it to red now it changes to green woods i really think you can use this during your special time yes i mean it's usually pitch dark during my special time but lasers could add right lasers could add lasers could add maybe you throw on a little cocoa melon mm-hmm for your special time coco melon yeah daddy put his hand in the beehive no i don't think that's a song i'm gonna put my hand in the beehive never mind i won't cause it'll hurt that's not a song probably good for parties like on the go party's on the go yeah if you have a car parties i'm pretty sure that's illegal what you're talking about that reminds me flying back from costa rica why are you in costa rica vacation it's like 10 o'clock i look out the window we're flying over some city i see like this green laser and it literally shines up at our plane someone's trying to like find our pilots bro you're not getting back to the us we're over the us probably those new mexicans what do you call people in new mexico are they new mexicans i think we're getting canceled but hey let me know if you're a new mexican down below those pills yes where are those all right i think it's dope for whatever we got it for 99 off it works flawlessly hey you guys are watching this video i'm done i wish we could get more 99 off products maybe we will if you guys really like it i'm putting a perfect amount of space between my words it's like what because it's filling up the perfect amount of time oh okay click that video or click that video see you next time byeyou're not a dad unless you wear your watch face on your wrist i think a lot of like people in the military do it so it doesn't you know the watch doesn't shine no that's just how you read military time god you're so knowledgeable yeah it's 17 o'clock what is what is what's up guys welcome to youtube what is up youtube welcome to you guys much like a person who dances naked's clothes this episode's all about things that are 99 off just like tanner's life just like matt's head so they were on wish where you can get things for 99 off and you'll also get something you're not expecting is what i'm anticipating and this episode's all focused on products that are just like 99 off we're going to kind of buy all of those weird things and see what they actually give us uh let's take a look look at that bag woods looks like you know it looks just like missing a strap for me no man tell me that's not woods you know walks around with his fedora you really don't know me i know both of you i wish you knew me why is that man standing on this thing yeah what does he stand in the bottom right corner of it it's that tough yo there's no way someone's holding them up you can see touching it i like this i want this truck this is ridiculous i want it add the car something smells good chanel that's so good now is this my remote control car this is literally a button these things are not supposed to be buttons listen the suspension here is actually somewhat advanced for such a cheap remote control car so wow we turn into a serious review channel out of nowhere shut up and we're back to normal let's do that there's a lot of a lot of whatever you call this sheesh all right we're gonna have to let her rip woods let's get a top speed performance here pull the trigger oh that's so slow wow oh it's dead donkey lit it's dead it's tired oh wait what is that is that a charger could it be how do you get into this oh well stay tuned we're gonna we're gonna insert a clip hey guys so it's us again in different clothes we finally got enough time to charge this it is slow that looks so slow we'll drive what do you let's test the hydraulics the suspension go get a little what what does that do no it's not going to do a rock climber bro try it do it isn't it supposed to do that is that crazy yes that's what we're doing we're testing the product nice what are you looking for it's got great suspension i don't remember how much we paid for this but it's got some spunk this is so slow it is so slow though it is very slow if it's under ten dollars dope if it's over ten dollars no yeah next product my turn woods and for my turn he's gonna go a little crazy x factory full metal ak-47 what is this a squirt gun it's an airsoft rifle oh this one's normally seven thousand seven thousand dollars for an airsoft rifle something's off there and now it's 761. i can't believe we did it baby there's a seven thousand dollar airsoft rifle that we're definitely gonna get from wish.com dude it's got a laser okay can you believe wish is gonna give us a seven thousand dollar ak-47 here we go bye now yee yes that's my ak thousands of dollars off dang bro this is hefty put the stock on it i've been playing with it so me and my friend tyler we used to have uh airsoft battles all the time when we were kids and he shot me once when i wasn't ready and i screamed at him here we go boys okay careful cover your eyes these things bounce we are trained professionals is that a laser well that's a flashlight oh you covered it dude this thing looks crazy look how realistic this looks all right i'm gonna shoot the back door everybody say your prayers going off a post it's not that powerful no no i've shot more powerful pistols never mind that is hard that's pretty hard let me see it's gonna go through that billion percent hit with his ankle yeah oh uh it did go through not all the way through but through here try and shoot it through this no let's do a depth test how much was this thing uh we got it for three thousand dollars off all right this is a dope for what we paid for it i'll say that thanks wish never gonna hear that again stuff i gotta get out of here oh no it gets worse the deeper you go why is it getting so much worse just get out of there dude i know exactly what i want it wasn't what you just witnessed nope okay if i could take it back i would we got that bling iced out watch 18k go play this hip hop why would they throw in hip hop i hate they do that the most appropriated thing you can do also we're getting it for 15 i think 17 17 watch men of santa clarita ice yourself ice yourselves sandy boys what are we even doing no sometimes you just like to touch hands that's weird yeah dude why don't we just hold on just commit and just commit it how's it feel no no dude why are your hands so wet still still bye now what's this what you got i got a little surprise for the boys look at this guys it's a box it's a box it's a box oh that's the gold watch we got for super cheap i think it was normally three thousand dollars or something crazy what's this for the price of profit did they accidentally do that they must have these are two valuables so it's not as heavy as my watch but my watch is like a 250 nixon watch 250 on nixon yeah hmm good taste what can i say dude this thing is sharper than my iq it's round bro i can't even read it there's too many diamonds oh good boom guys i look legit you guys would expect me to take off my apple watch but guess what no because now i have two watches and i'm extra rich how did you open it oh my word you cannot not know how to open up a pricey expensive watch you do not understand that class because you've never had a real watch uh i need to go to class class please i'm not good with mechanical things what that's true in your defense this one's extra tough that's what she said you can't do it dude you actually can't i'm not built to put things on i'm able to take things off get it because i'm naked what time is it money o'clock oh it appears i'm rich what time is it paycheck time time to get back to work employee somebody hit it with one of those one of those crystal detectors it was like what's a chris it's good you called it a crystal detector diamond detector without it they just poke the diamond and if it beeps then it's good it's like diamonds in the roof yeah these are nope after all that yeah that's pretty stupid you're not a dad unless you wear your watch face on your wrist i think a lot of like people in the military do it so it doesn't you know the watch doesn't shine no that's just how you read military time god you're so knowledgeable yeah it's 17 o'clock 21 hours jacob willing's going to watch this he's like everyone else is 4am why would you not wake up at 4 30. he does say that a lot if you wake up early in the morning like at 4 30 in the morning really brags about it and it's not that hard you just set an alarm he gets up and he's like 4am hit the gym for 7 hours then i think about my wife for 12. you really nailed it i'm ready for the yeah a wrist bump rich bomb diamond bomb all right next product next product that's one why is that a 200 shirt oh dude give me that which one that the green one he's pointing to go get me i'll get both i don't want that why we want you to have this dude you got to represent what you're passionate about it's not necessarily my passion okay well for someone that does something so often i breathe all the time yeah aren't you passionate about it if i took that away from you right now wouldn't you be upset yes exactly yes i'm not an enthusiast or a hobbyist about it breathing oh actually yeah you are do some exercise hi yeah i mean hey thanks for watching your shop oh this is the woods two for one woods i don't have any idea what you're talking about but i'd be excited we got the shirtwoods wanted yeah look at my happy show all right dude here let's give him both these watches yeah why is it made out of the textbook cover how do you take it off yeah i remember john go check it out put the shirt on you have to wear this yeah yeah you got it sorry dude you just have to no no that's lady gaga no that's guy guy dude why does it work dude dude you look jacked for starters oh dude for a special time you look like the green goblin you smell good for a man in a wheelchair i feel like he should be down on venice beach like doing a prank show what's up can i get your attention real quick could you come on over here sign this petition prop 79 it's to legalize swag sorry dude damn that jiggle's just like diamonds dude you guys don't like how close i'm sitting it's so uncomfortable oh bro man i love it here he was in there a little long too look at phil it feels like that textbook cover no actually you've ever read a textbook i've heard a textbook there's a text in every book what textbook what's the last textbook you had probably like pre-pre-cal country calculator all right woods give us the doper now it's a dope i feel it dude that is oh nice oh you have an interview today you look like the show of workaholics you can just kind of see the weed underneath yeah i mean the plants you're the guy who totally thought this was enough like went into an interview he's like yeah i look good right mom i've had interviews like that that i've interviewed people people show up in like t-shirts and i'm like what you're gonna wear a t-shirt every other day but just try to dress up right now yeah this is the moment where you gotta show off next product all right let's pick your product how about that 100 pair of scissors not the sharpest but if you can sharpen yourself they'll work great and that's how matt describes the woods dude bro you should get scissors woods look at that hairdo you need a cut we'll get a cut why don't i always call him wood randomly i asked him how much would it cost for when the delivery driver asks him first name and last name for him to just say his last name is creature woodland creature that's funny this looks pretty dope like a uh it's a ceiling light yeah music light bulb uh we love that tell me you're not gonna put that in your car away you just be vibing out when i go lift yeah when you go left you just turn it pink that'd be really cool for people to see just when they like go to see the car you just like you tap it on or something like that i feel like i could be a truck driver i think anyone could i don't think anybody could nobody even the people doing it i don't think anybody yeah have you ever looked closely into a semi truck yeah no one's there you don't seem blown away enough by the fact you're about to get a 50 cent ceiling light it's normally 161 was you just moved into your own place finally you should be excited about appliances 50 cents yeah you're right in the club so unexpected 50 cents in the club look how big that the bit wait the back is a regular bulb is an e27 yeah white i hate that so much oh you know i could put it though on my balcony that'll work bro is this another thing for wood special time should we do an episode of 10 products to help woods during a special time oh yeah this is this is the chandelier light for woods dreamy colorful multifunctional bluetooth music scene light uh applicable places bedroom living room dining room balcony aisle bar tea restaurant chess chess tea restaurant chess and card hall what is a tea restaurant chess dude look how big it is that's what i said i'm gonna bring that in that's what i said right after i said it it's such a meta joke it's it's a legit bulb guys wait what well let's test it out is it a speaker speaker i hardly know that's huge dude you couldn't find a smaller lamp got the biggest lamp wow that's pretty bright yeah i like this it's so blue though okay let's see blue doesn't need a battery blue blue oh blue oh i like this lamp green wow it really doesn't pick up it on it almost at all on camera it'd be cool for like a little little hair light did you connect to it on not copyright dude don't play copyright stuff okay fine please good bye hey random calls and i can't soak up the sun i don't have a lot of service so it's buffering it's literally four seconds just finish the ad google one second just play the ad bro i'm so glad that i did that i was pressing play and pause on this dude i bought into it again i thought he kept that was killing me i'm so frustrated matt winked at me seven times but i thought it was just his bad service that song that song is not working i think you should i think you should try again i think you should try again different song that one's not working it's buffering couldn't be the button that you just keep pressing greetings my young apprentice yes father okay again and welcome back what playlist are you in this is literally your youtube copyright you're just skipping through it the sun goes down the copyright time copy copy copy copy copy copy copy are you guys having a good friday night yeah this is pretty cool i'm gonna keep it if none of you guys want to i think i'll take it and throw it away why so you never play my music again next product it's a 200 keyboard for 50 cents that's the weirdest noise i just made whoa yo whoa dude dude look it's literally cracking out of the keyboard case cracked out of my mind right now bruh that keyboard looks cheap 50 cents we're getting it i wouldn't do it we're getting it for 50 cents get your cracked keyboard and get out of here it's a 50 cent keyboard if it even types it's worth it it's not 50 cents a package just for me what do you got there tan man dude this smells like fish yes do you know why because when they jab and they japan warehouses are near the sea and they smell like stinky fish i'm going to give you guys a quick just push through of the of the downward cam which are you would you would you want to see yeah i'm evanescence and i'm never going to bleed i don't want to say bring me to what's up mkbhd yeah you got all those oh look at my new six thousand dollar keyboard we like it lightweight yeah it's a mechanical keyboard the keys move mechanically oh it's good why are you screaming at me yeah i'm not insecure about my keyboard look at the lightning though dude if any of you guys are extreme gamers i'll be honest with you though i'm actually somewhat impressed that the keys actually have lightning on them that feels above and beyond here's what we'll rate it if i get over 80 words per minute and type racer with it then it's dope if i see lightning flash through the keyboard i'll say it's a dope let me uh oh cheaper you can't really see it in a dark room it works oh it matches our set all right 80 words per minute and it gets a dub well what's your standard on a normal keyboard stop are you serious so fast how fast do you think i can type not that fast oh he's going so fast oh he lost don't flip up he lost it oh no just appearing in love oh no love only joking they defend oh god don't smack keyboards we're recording i'm sorry you only got like 80. you were literally at 104 for a while and then i started talking and you got real nervous yeah i get anxious you choked big boy so would you take this to the the annual keyboard typing no you can buy a better keyboard than this for the same price next product look at this ish dude this is a s21 ultra dude it's good this is a brand new fashion this is what they think the phones are they're fashion devices i guess they are 2021 brand new fashion global version high performance smartphone yeah 86 bucks baby i think all five of those cameras work no there's no way all five of those cameras work each bright screen is a new experience what does that even mean i don't know wait you get more it's like a book of screens quad camera this is the wish phone there's nothing on the box this has got to be like a knock off of the new galaxy phones it's got more than four cameras too it's got five i think what does that smell let me smell it smell like fresh oh you went so close my mustache touched it what is this i've never seen what is this right here that's a phone looks like a uh phone what does it smell like a phone honestly so far first impressions not bad welcome oh viewing ratio bad you can see how it's full brightness and this one like begins to stop showing full brightness even though my other phone does not my favorite character oh food bro that smells gasoline like a this was pond that smells like cheap men's cologne is that the official hawaii hawaii huawei huawei thank you i'm not a tech reviewer oh it's a huawei phone wow this camera is not great wow this camera is horrible yo is it the camera to me be honest wow really bad camera i took the picture and then like literally 10 seconds later there's your image let's watch the video for a second wow dude i can't believe you got this is literally six frames per second chad this is chad is just woods sitting back there this this this and this are all fake cameras legitimately fake no way yeah can you switch the view no they're legitimately fake cameras nope it's just a digital zoom those are these are legitimately fake cameras wow that's incredible okay there you go guys not not really worth it okay next product get that laser shooter you're right woods just found this laser shoe that looked pretty sick would show off this laser shooter to the crowd laser shooter yeah it shoots a laser auto sound party lights it's lit hi woods woods found this and he's getting this for 50 cents 96 normally woods huh what are you going to do with that start my own club wait i know what he's going to do he's going to put on that one shirt bow oh yeah that club is empty as heck but okay this is so disorienting i don't understand club life it was like there's this phase of like five years of my life where everyone invited me to clubs and i was like no i don't understand why would i go in a dark room cramp cramping with a bunch of people being blinded and deafened this is fun fun it's called a concert you ever been to a concert i'll be honest with you i don't like concerts why because everyone stands up when they have a freaking seat idiots it's principal i don't get it i guess i like concerts am i right wouldn't it be better to enjoy your music sitting down i'm an old man i think he's been an old man for the last 30 years from a bachelor's party you want to go to a club with me i will not go to a club with you what if i got a free table what's a free table you have to pay for anything all the alcohol is free i don't care about paying for things well yeah i know but you get to hang out with me at a club i can hang out with you here now for free actually it's not free i'm paying you guys yeah hey thanks you know it's mighty like when you pay your friends to hang out that's all i'm saying about the flashing lights you were talking about lights that whole time i don't remember this this is woods i am assuming it has to be it's way smaller than what i thought it would be i remember not wanting to get this no i remember you wanting it specifically actually you you looked at me and you said daddy i mean daddy i mean daddy i mean daddy i mean tanner and then i was like yeah woods yeah is that it that was it unboxed over here i'm so oh yeah sorry what what are you doing wow okay so we've got a remote he's remembering how to unbox oh let's include all that repackages it up that's a nice tripod then it just so on to the main part of this product it looked way bigger in the wish app yeah spin that thing spin that thing woods say your phasers to stun bro phasers to fun that's what he says right no that's a star wars thing that i just said so your phasers for fun is what buzz lightyear says when does he say that in a toy story how do you want to show this on camera we can hold it up in front of the camera and we'll show it do you want me to shine it under this wall over here well yeah it's a laser oh hey my eyes don't look into this because these are real lasers so we got this for dirt cheap i think it was like a dollar what we got before you definitely see it on camera oh i changed it to red now it changes to green woods i really think you can use this during your special time yes i mean it's usually pitch dark during my special time but lasers could add right lasers could add lasers could add maybe you throw on a little cocoa melon mm-hmm for your special time coco melon yeah daddy put his hand in the beehive no i don't think that's a song i'm gonna put my hand in the beehive never mind i won't cause it'll hurt that's not a song probably good for parties like on the go party's on the go yeah if you have a car parties i'm pretty sure that's illegal what you're talking about that reminds me flying back from costa rica why are you in costa rica vacation it's like 10 o'clock i look out the window we're flying over some city i see like this green laser and it literally shines up at our plane someone's trying to like find our pilots bro you're not getting back to the us we're over the us probably those new mexicans what do you call people in new mexico are they new mexicans i think we're getting canceled but hey let me know if you're a new mexican down below those pills yes where are those all right i think it's dope for whatever we got it for 99 off it works flawlessly hey you guys are watching this video i'm done i wish we could get more 99 off products maybe we will if you guys really like it i'm putting a perfect amount of space between my words it's like what because it's filling up the perfect amount of time oh okay click that video or click that video see you next time bye\n"